diss track for f**kboi (w/ Sam Reece) | Perfect Person Ep. 69

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[@lizhalll]

was the uncommon goods link only good for a day or two?

[@haglerfan86]

I'm perplexed by the first caller believing that mentioning good things about their boyfriend is invasive to his privacy?

[@missvi2302]

I feel like we weren’t getting the whole story because 100% agree that was absolutely strange

[@WHALEx3]

do you think they were probably conflict avoidant but too proud to admit it?

[@artromba]

if the fart sound goes away we are going to have a MAJOR problem

[@kelseybarrow1472]

Agree!!

[@he.said.teenjiejer]

hugely agree

[@burgerquestoflove]

Majorly agree

[@kelbimckinley8042]

I listen at work - where I'm absolutely not supposed to be listening to music - and the fart sound blows my cover every time 😂

[@sierravalentinee]

There will be upheaval

[@rachelh1763]

“So he had to babysit and he called YOU dog…okay” 😂 Miles’ face

[@hannahvanderkarr4710]

Caller 1 watching the pod back hearing Miles immediately say they need to break up but her not being ready to hear that on the phone: 👁👄👁

[@phunkybarbie]

The vibes are: you’re at the family reunion and you’re sitting with your two favorite cool older cousins who make you feel awesome just by talking to them. 100/10

[@xoviolet32]

I’m so confused how the first caller thinks that defending her boyfriend to her friends, by telling them he’s helped her in the past and had his hands full with a babysitting job, is… revealing personal details of his life?? the logic is not logic-ing😭

[@c3cil3]

Yeah that was so weird! But she told them he ghosted her when she had a car accident and that's not revealing personal information about him? Weird.

[@MariahRAchel1]

She was so strange to me. Definitely felt like she was purposefully leaving things out.

[@T.Florenz]

Huge agree.

[@miabolte306]

Also like she’s not bothered by it but they’re on a a break? It just doesn’t add up. The coming to help her isn’t his business and his cousins child having special needs isn’t really HIS business either. She said he’d be upset if she revealed personal info so I think she’s not telling us things about him like it gives 🚩🚩🚩🚩 maybe bf is abusive and doesn’t want her to share anything about him

[@um2913]

Fr and on top of that him not wanting them to know anything then getting upset with them bc they don’t know the whole story bc he refuses to tell them the whole story is soo fucking whack

[@emmagalindo4061]

JUSTICE FOR THE FART NOISE

[@rhondabear5639]

I don't know Sam but 10 minutes in and I already love her! She has such a nice vibe with Miles!

[@chrissiesnap]

Literally only 30 seconds in and her "prove it" to miles announcing having a new coffee. Already love her.

[@spicypotatosofttaco3227]

I keep feeling this about every guest 😂 Miles has a very compatible vibe with lots of different personalities

[@rhondabear5639]

@@chrissiesnap I remember he said once that he doesn't even have a personality, he just changes it to match with other people lol! So I guess it makes sense 😂

[@hannahdevyor858]

Guarantee the car accident was not the only time the first caller’s boyfriend was shitty. It wasn’t her friends “suddenly” disliking him, it was the final straw before they decided to vocalize not liking him

[@blingmoney]

if the fart noise doesn't appear in every episode I will start frothing at the mouth

[@sydney4377]

I hope among Zach's accolades he leaves the legacy of "little vegan treat" etched into the vernacular

[@pantomimegoose]

As a redhead, the issue I always had with firecrotch was that it was always used in a sexual way and being a girl going through puberty I was NOT ready to be seen that way.

[@avao3914]

EXACTLY

[@HaileyRoss22]

Absolutely, I was shocked to hear them say they didn't think it was a problem or offensive. I was always mortified to hear that as a young person and to refer to a young girls pubic hair in any way is definitely messed up (even though the caller clearly wasn't thinking trying to target her)

[@catherinecran9329]

We have a beautiful color that nobody else can achieve. I say embrace it. Not offensive to me. Sure it’s shocking to hear it in a sexual teasing way but I say f it.

[@trey5033]

I’ve been having not the best week and it’s been hard to even get out of bed this morning to just eat food, let alone start any of the work I have to do. But perfect people would get out of bed so I’m really grateful to listen to this and push myself to get at least one thing done

[@krs1122]

You got this! Listen to the 5 second rule from Mel Robbins she has gotten ne through a season I felt the same way.

[@phunkybarbie]

I believe in you and am proud of you! ❤

[@sierravalentinee]

Same! We are not alone ❤

[@avao3914]

i feel like I’m going nuts abt the firecrotch thing - surely the mom is upset bc she thinks the caller made a joke abt her child’s bikini area??? which is so inappropriate??? from the sound of the call, I don’t think the caller did it on purpose to target the kid, but if I had a redheaded child and an adult made a joke about her pubic hair in a room full of other adults, I would lose my shit. since the caller did it without thinking, I think she just needs to apologize to the mom and explain that she didn’t do it on purpose. but HELLO YES I WOULD BE MAD TOO

[@HaileyRoss22]

100%! The fact that everyone is okay with it completely freaks me out. It's not a normal term to use, especially referring to children. Just in general it's derogatory in use almost always and who wouldn't feel uncomfortable when people talk about their pubic hair like that?

[@avao3914]

@@HaileyRoss22 LITERALLY

[@asunbeam5479]

absolutely agreed

[@breathingstill]

First caller is a bit odd to me tbh. Your friends are a reflection of you and they are the mirror for you to see the inside of your relationship. So defending him to the ends of the world is sort of, weird, instead of being transparent about him to your friends -- similar to what miles said at 25:45.

[@SarahTheSassy71]

I thought the same thing! Like either communicate with your friends or don't value their UNINFORMED opinion so highly... I just kept thinking "this is not a real problem babes"

[@saintnikz]

With the firecrotch thing, I think the issue is that it's sexualizing a child, and in this case, an adult doing that, though completely accidentally. I'm a redhead, and I got that a lot when I was a minor, and it was gross. Why is it okay to talk about my pubic hair? However, this was obviously a silly oversight that was clearly not targeted at all. Just say to the mom, "Oops, I wasn't thinking and didn't mean to aim it toward the neice at all. It won't happen again." That's it. No, the caller didn't do anything wrong, but someone was upset by it, and it's okay to acknowledge that.

[@alexrudie3538]

I love how the 2nd time the light goes out it becomes a partnership between Miles and the guest to turn it back on

[@pxrgatorysqxeen]

The anti fart fringe need to get over themselves (respectfully)

[@delusi0n]

Sam bringing Miles gifts is very sweet, and bringing her book to plug was a Hollywood pro move

[@a_o011]

It's been said many times, but for the sake of engagement, the first caller: 1) couldn't/wouldn't flat out say "yes, I am upset that even though I was in an accident, my bf basically dismissed the situation and didn’t check up on me the way I would have wanted him to". 2) she was fiercely deffending his actions. 3) odd thing to say that the friends are upset with him, caller fiercely deffending him, then being upset with friends because they don’t know him the way she does but doesn't share who he is with them. 4) why are you on a break if the issue is with the friends and him. Not you and him. 5) you don't want to share personal details about him but you're willing to paint him as the bad guy by not telling your friends about the good he does... that's odd. Final thought. If there is a need for a break to me, in my opinion, that means that what ever is being communicated is not getting through. If it's not getting through needs are noy being met. If needs are not being met, move on. It's not easy, but it is duable. 2 years is enough time for comfort. In a relationship sometimes that can also mean stagnant, that you're in that relationship because of the familiarity. That also means you get used to things, like a bf not checking in on you in a time of need, because of how often they do it. If it's ALL of your friends who have an issue, you might want to pay a little more attention to them.

[@tessamaguire6304]

i need these more than once a week tbh

[@daydreaam473]

Patron (natural plug)

[@um2913]

@@daydreaam473money (sad noises)

[@daydreaam473]

@@um2913 felt

[@ss_apobangpo]

"enough with the boyfriends" i love it

[@lolavela3467]

Caller 1: Did she really go on a break with her boyfriend because her friends misunderstood the situation? She had a great reason for his behavior (bad reception so missed texts, babysitting his cousin's special needs child) and a great example of him coming through (came to help her with car trouble in the middle of the night) which she wasn't sharing but still went on a break with her boyfriend...? i don't get it

[@ElizabethEddelman]

I came to the comments to say this exactly! The math isn't mathing, the story isn't unfolding... Not communicating the details with her friends pretty much created this entire dilemma. It's weird that she's all for not allowing them to know the good things about it but she's totally fine with them knowing about the bad....

[@miabolte306]

@@ElizabethEddelmanthat and no details of how they went on a break

[@megankidd4671]

I think the not telling his business is more about the disabled cousin and not the car troubles. People can be weird about disability and disclosures. It’s not really the girlfriends place to talk about his family and their ability or disability. I don’t think there should be any shame, so I think talking about it is good, but I also understand that perspective, especially with confidentiality.

[@lolavela3467]

@@megankidd4671 eh she could've said he was babysitting and couldn't leave right then. she could've mentioned the earlier car help. It just sounded like she want on a break because her friends were giving him crap (because she hadn't bothered explaining), and not because he actually did anything wrong.

[@KittRembo]

@@lolavela3467right? Also sounds like the friends are too pushy about details and such but who knows

[@kristenelizabeth1759]

THE FART NOISE IS INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT TO ME on a very personal level and it MUST stay

[@DS-pd2tn]

For the last caller, I wonder if the use of firecrotch really hurt the sister’s feelings because maybe she had been bullied with that term (if she’s a redhead, or if her husband is maybe he was bullied), so hearing it again really triggered a bad memory. I think it’s probably more about her than about the caller. I think it’s worth it to apologize and just explain that you weren’t trying to bully the daughter or anything, and you didn’t realize the impact and weight behind your words. This is all speculation, but it could be behind the very intense reaction.

[@barmhjertige1]

For the first caller… The bf couldn’t have texted sooner than late at night? Did he not have his phone with him? I feel like he could’ve spent 20 seconds to send a quick text and let the caller know that he was busy? And the whole «not wanting the friends to know» is it because they have other info? Idk I might just be a little too suspicious over things but I hope he treats the caller right. And maybe she could tell her friend group that he does show up for her and the reason he couldn’t was he had something more pressing, if she doesn’t want his «personal life» out there.

[@Channels208]

MILES WRITING A BOOK IS SO EXCITING

[@shiragrunfeld3574]

Preface: I love you guys and this show. However, the firecrotch thing bothers me so much. It's something people started calling me at 5 years old. I'm 30, and random strangers will still make similar "jokes." There are statistics on the level of bullying redheads receive, and redheaded women have to deal with a lot of fetishization/sexualization from a really young age. It can really mess with someone's self-image and works only to other them based on a random genetic variation. There is a subtext of "something about you is different and incorrect, and that's why we laugh at you." To this day, I don't understand why it's appropriate for people to constantly talk about the color of my pubes. It would be so weird if you did that to anyone else...

[@HaileyRoss22]

💯💯💯💯

[@asunbeam5479]

Obviously it wasn't the callers intention, but there's just no need to sexualize a kid. It's weird that the caller is even doubting apologizing

[@ianlee4565]

The way Sam says: "toxic slime be gone" is great. The vibes matched up perfectly with the words. Also, funny coincidence how we got TWO calls centering around "toxic slime men" and how they should all be dumped.

[@qtpie7901]

I got a FEVER and the only prescription is more FART NOISE.

[@KyndraBarroga]

Does anyone have the update for the “the carpenter” girl?! I think about it often but I don’t have extra money to subscribe to Pateron ☹️☹️☹️

[@cuttlefiish]

sam with the advice i give MY friends. ENOUGH with the boyfriends!!

[@jules194]

For the musician girlie: congrats on your gig, I hope it's really fun! And I hope you have lots of success and fun with your music!! I think that maybe you could wait to sing that specific song at your next gig with a new drummer (I'm sure you will have many more opportunities :)) especially since you said something about him being very dramatic and unstable, just to be safe for everyone involved

[@jennifernantais4145]

OMG, SAM REECE IS THE BEST!! So happy she's on! Huge fan

[@PokhrajRoy.]

All I have to say about this episode is: “Nice.”

[@jackl8025]

Nice

[@patiencekillz]

Nice

[@madisno]

i literally got the notification and was like "wow its an hour early today weird" completely forgot that the clocks went back an hour in the uk this weekend

[@jackl8025]

The US catches up this weekend

[@julians4094]

miles having a sauna in his house behind him in the ad reads is giving RICH, even richer than a doven I'd say

[@olliepop4567]

I was so upset that Miles wasnt telling the first caller to break up, I had to step away from listening for 24 hours. When I came back to it, and they finished talking to her and finally said she shoukd break up, I was so relieved, and ultimately grateful that they were so compassionate and understanding while talking to her. What can I say, you don't mess with Perfect.

[@cassidybrunton3369]

Thanks for saying this because I was about to skip the whole section out of frustration lol

[@leoniemoats7467]

Miles, everytime im just sad with humanity and people, i watch your pod and am reminded that decent, real people exist. Your child and lovely wife have an awesome partner/ father. Wednesdays have truly become a highlight for me ❤

[@um2913]

First story. Girl if ur BF has an issue with ur friends knowing certain details of his life then he shouldn’t be upset that they don’t like him when he’s intentionally not wanting to tell him everything. Like bffr He refuses to tell them the whole story. Then gets upset with them for not knowing the whole story. Ur friends are not in the wrong bc no one is communicating with them. Either you or ur bf need to tell them the whole story or tell them that they don’t know the whole story.

[@byronfauc2392]

Fuck fixating on the negative comments you press that fart button LOUD and PROUD Miles in fact turn the volume and the reverb up!

[@trippinxx]

thank u blessed miles for being so perfect

[@Grace-qd4uc]

If I don't hear the fart sound I can't heal I can't grow I can't thrive, the fart sound is me and the fart sound is you and it brings us all together in sweet, stinky harmony.

[@wap1051]

Why do all the girls from this episode sound like the same person? 😂

[@emmybear372]

If I don't hear the fart noise once per episode I may revolt

[@sleepypup]

49:31 !!!! I LISTEN TO THE CARPENTER ALMOST EVERY DAY 💀💀💀 It's fucking FIREEEE🔥

[@AmethystKaianna]

A car accident, no matter how small, isn't really a small thing. So it's not really out of the blue, her friends were really disappointed in him. I mean two years together and he didn't even check in on her. Plus they don't know the details about his circumstances that she knows... so why would they be on his side?

[@katm5480]

About to be graced with perfection

[@wawooosh]

miles you are really good at ad reads like i listened to the first one 😂

[@spiercephotography]

I’m a person who hates body humor (and related things) and I don’t even mind the fart noise 😂 people are weird! Edit: Figured out why; I think It's funny because it's random, I think, and not really related to anything. The first call is strange to me, I get her not wanting to give personal info to friends, and if the friends are very nosy, it can get her bring grilled - which she doesn’t need. But the way it was playing out feels very off. I hope it all works out either way.

[@patiencekillz]

i think all guests should be required to buy miles a little trinket to get on the pod

[@Sarassparkles]

the fart noise is ICONIC

[@aimsora]

i was watching a different podcast and a comment was "i love how X talks to the girls in such a girliepop way, he gets it" and, respectfully, that man was not it. Miles gets it.

[@liamatlas]

i love it when miles hangs out with gay women

[@alexawatchesstuff1512]

Had no idea who Sam was as I don't Tok but I am now obsessed. She has amazing energy and gave pretty awesome advice. Please have Sam back!!

[@smurphul23]

The first caller is in a dangerous relationship from what I'm hearing in her very odd way of speaking about this situation. She holds onto examples of his past good behavior to help herself justify staying with him. But obviously the friends can tell there's something very off, and using this recent mishap to try to get their friend out of this relationship. He is the one telling her not to share his "personal life", even neutral or positive details ("it's kind of disrespectful if you think about it") and controlling the narrative around his actions and limiting contact with her (going on a break, i don't believe it was mutual) since her friends object to his behavior (it's either me or them, choose).. he is trying to controlling your perception of him and of your own friends and it's working. He is going to continue to isolate you from them. Abusive or controlling people do not want any outside influence on their partner. They need to have the upper hand, be mysterious.

[@amandajunecesarano7423]

It’s perfectly normal to not want to tell people about someone else’s child developmental needs. However, the caller didn’t say that the boyfriend said she couldn’t tell her friends that he had a family issue or that he helped her with her car before. Also, if a bunch of people were hanging up on me, I would want to leave to. This sounds more like her own issues with confronting people.

[@RubyRedRiots]

please don't stop -me, avid fart noise enjoyer

[@juliarose7205]

First off- I absolutely love this podcast, I watch it all the time! Dos- We need more Sam!! ❤️ C- Redhead here and the term fire-crotch is offensive. We don’t want people making fun of us, while also sexualizing us. That’s just humiliating and derogatory. Haven’t heard it in years but to each their own though. It’d be different if you’re joking with a close friend, so of course context matters, but any other time- just unlearn the term. Also, I’m not coming after anyone, just offering perspective. 🫶🏻

[@alyswonder]

boost

[@krs1122]

My mid week pick me up 😂🎉

[@cheldorado8822]

Has the second caller ever heard of Fleetwood Mac hahaha songs about breakups within the band is THEE discography

[@katfangtastic1420]

I'm catchng up on old episodes and immediately ordered the Shitty craft club book! Googled it, was sold in under a minute 😄. Also, as I'm from the future, I'm so happy to know the fart sound never left us 😂

[@andrewtheidea]

Great start to my morning

[@alexisjane607]

Surprised I hadn't heard someone else sing during the "GEt Real" segment before lol. Sam made me laugh so hard 😂😂

[@coratuttobene4806]

I love the fart noise

[@jessikapallares3483]

aww I love the fart noise

[@connerolmedo888]

69th episode, nice

[@PerfectPerson]

❤️

[@otto_oddo]

miles please write a self help book

[@kaleidoscopic_star]

WE STAN THE FART NOISE ❤️💨🌪️✨ #sorrynotsorry

[@asiaclayed]

Fellow firecrotch here, depends on the context but I kinda love being different. Insecurities of young ppl are just going into puberty no matter what.

[@catherinecran9329]

THIS 🎉 also a ginger and I laughed in someone’s face once when they said even calling someone a ginger is racist/offensive. People need to chill 😅

[@petalchild]

Wow these callers are so young lol

[@hannahdevyor858]

Also firecrotch was a prompt from the game right?? Why does everyone think the caller picked the word herself

[@avao3914]

it was kinda unclear bc she was saying “why did I say that” which made it sound like it was her choice

[@hiVanderLinden]

7 mins in and went to buy the book 😅 Kindle version but still, v excited!

[@wilsonxcassie]

I'd like to express my support for the fart noise

[@EvitaGlez]

I haaaaaate the fart noise 😅

[@zemanthekawaiicannibal5395]

My family would've died laughing about fire crotch, we played cards against humanity until I scarred my mother

[@qtpie7901]

She is hilarious. Have her back.

[@kathleenuclear]

oh miles you must watch daisy jones and the six, i think you and sarah would actually love it

[@patiencekillz]

i had the album on repeat for weeks

[@MayaDT1010]

This is the only reason I look forward to Wednesday’s. also I loveeee Sam’s outfit

[@123kgo]

if you get rid of the fart sound i WILL RIOT

[@ProfessorDragonHat]

I love the fart noise comedic gold

[@-streaminadream-5356]

47:28 Exactly what conan gray says

[@SarahTheSassy71]

Respectfully wtf was that first call... A non-problem.

[@tiddliewinkse2952]

THANK YOU for hearing me Miles :)

[@KC-G]

Keep 👏 the 👏 fart 👏 noise 👏

[@VividiVavidi_V]

I was waiting

[@EmGa11ant]

omgggg i love sam

[@imjumokay]

I've been listening to the episodes out of order and I have to say, I hate the fart noise. I am now tolerant of it. But I'm glad I was acknowledged.

[@yarns8117]

EPISODE 69 YAY!!!!!!!!!

[@simonsaysism]

Gotta be honeat i didnt know what firecrotch meant and assumed it was gonna be about STIs

[@AlwaysSpring62510]

Sam!!!!! Shitty Craft Club is for Perfect People

[@ofthenearfuture]

Nice.

[@adventureinthesea]

watching this while making kandi cuffs ^.^

[@gestr4125]

Now that you are a full time perfect person, should we expect more uploads per week on youtube?

[@ChibiNeve]

I want more fart noise dammit 😢

[@findparadise]

I am ALSO a virgo who loves trinkets

[@samanthaye1286]

Am I the only one who skipped the second caller? I couldn't handle how she talks

[@evnbrown]

Nice.

[@maddyjohnsen6693]

30:00

[@pamlegaspi]

Nice