my favorite part of this show is the chit chat Miles & his guests have before getting to the phone lines. Also, soo ingenious to have a google drive folder of baby photos and videos that you can share with friends and family without having to post on social media ❤

I’m shocked Miles doesn’t know what Macrame is. With the all the vintage items on his set and living in California, I just figured he constantly be walking into rooms with plants hanging in macrame holders. 😂

Awww that's so sweet!

now that’s a perfect person morning

Had a thought during this episode that the green flag guy should be a guest on perfect person. The energy seems right.

That's downright adorable

Cutest thing I've heard all day 🖤

Made the mistake of eating a sandwich during this one and almost choked when y'all started talking about the meatball soup. Tears left my eyes

I love Reilly and Geoff 🤣❤️ they’re hilarious

I sound like a nerd, but throwing food on the side of the road attracts mice, which then attract hawks and owls, which get hit by cars.

very funny, very entertaining, very prejudice, very ignorant

Hi, gorge! Would love to have chapters on videos 🪻

Still think this is the craziest episode that there’s been to date

51:38 im fucking CRYING Gatherer get OUUTT 😂

20:09 easily THE most insane yet hard-hitting opinion I've seen on this show so far lmao wow wtf

I've been watching a lot of Always Sunny clips, and Will gives me Charlie Day energy if Charlie ever got his shit together in life lmao (that's a compliment please take it as one)

37:36 lmao Miles did you smoke before filming the podcast again? Because this is always the anxiety I get when I'm too high lmao

Eric going on and on about inventing escorting by the ingenious new idea of “a professional plus one” 💀💀💀

You have to take responsibility for the guest you bring into your suite/dorm. Shaggy is crazy for thinking otherwise

Omg get out of there she didn’t need to communicate more she said it already and he brought a condom boy bye

Haunted by that darned hold music

Ready to be an unpaid intern

You should have Ally Beardsley on the energy would be WILD

Shaggy: It wasn’t me. One could say he was caught red handed 😂

trevor really does feel like miles but 10 years earlier

5:28 all of twitter is bad twitter lmao

I know someone that had an adult circum cause when they tried to have sx it didn't work. The skin didn't fully retract or whatever so they got surgery so they were able to have sx

WE GOTTA FIND THIS ROBOT XD

lol hey Miles fyi, often the candy-replacement for people in recovery is less "value-replacement" and more sugar-replacement, because booze, especially beer, has a TON of sugar in it, so when ya get sober you get INSANE sugar cravings. can attest. Lol, the value-replacement is in the cigarettes and vapes and zyn pouches and energy drinkies obviouslyyyyy XD

a dinosaur has hatched, and papa said i love it

The uncle story: I don't know how any of these people thought this would be a good idea. Firstly, the brother and his wife asked a 22yo, who's brain isn't fully formed and can't really make decisions like that to their full capabilities yet, to be their sperm donor to "keep it in the family". That sounds like his youth was taken advantage of or at least these people aren't smart enough to consider that a college-aged person should not be given this type of decision to make. They should have proposed the idea and given it a 5y marinating period or something like that. Side-note, I could never ever, nor do I ever want to even fucking think about having my partners brother's DNA inside of me like that. This might be very personal to my beliefs and viewpoints on sex, having children, pregnancy, and that whole umbrella topic, but it feels borderline violating in my mind. Secondly, not to the fault of the 22yo uncle at the time, these people literally did zero thinking about this whole thing. No questions and answers round. Nothing. No "What if the kid grows up to look more like the bio dad?", "How will this secret affect future relationships?", "What if she ever finds out?", "What will keeping a secret like this do to our family and mental health?", "How are we gonna handle medical situations?", and honestly most importantly: Why would you want to create a lie and secret so heavy for everyone to carry for the rest of their lives and "to the grave"? That's such a unnecessary toxic thing to manifest into your lives. Just tell them how it is. Explain to the family the situation with fertility and then tell the kid how it is, too. Keeping a secret is way worse and has potentially catastrophic repercussions when it comes out. Plus it just weighs on everyone and is now ruining the uncles relationships because, ugh, yeah? All of his relationships have de facto been built upon lies and secrets. This will never work or be healthy. Ultimately I do not understand why they couldn't have just adopted or gotten a random donor who they'd have zero connection or ties to. And how there was so little thought about the future. It's giving really bad lack in logical and critical thinking. It also now feels like the child's whole existence is built on a lie. She's the real victim in this whole ordeal and I think they should tell everyone. Including the child. She will find out eventually and I wouldn't blame her for never talking to her family again. I really have zero sympathy for these people. A little for the uncle though.

I'm out of time, TIME !! -Hamilton

Rap does not souns like they're on the phone. They sound like they're in studio with mic access, which is great, but kinda trippy

This is my favorite thing ever i am absolutely and positively LIVING for this dynamic between these two besties

PLEASE more Jared

TL;DR you can be intolerant/allergic to eggs but it can go away after a while. A little while after I had mono and during a bad wildfire season I developed an allergy to quail and duck eggs, but only slightly to chicken eggs. I went to the allergist and they didn’t have a test for quail/duck eggs (because what weirdo is allergic to only those 🙋‍♀️), so they just tested me for chicken eggs and turns out I showed up mildly allergic to egg whites. So I stopped all eggs for about 4 months and then tried chicken eggs again and was totally fine. Too scared to try the other eggs because they made me violently ill. Basically I think my immune system was just freaking out from the mono/smoke exposure and decided that eggs were the enemy. Maybe try them again in a couple months to see if they still mess with your stomach.

"I'm so confused what pull rank means" miles has never had a job

Assuming that person was having sex with a girl is so heteronormative and most certainly not the case.

is this an old ep that was rereleased i swear ive heard part of the 2nd story before sdfljks

The girl raised catholic to Saturn return witchcraft pipeline is so real

I also always unbutton my pants in the car!! Gotta breathe, ya know?

I cannot BELIEVE we've found a second dp scammer victim

Biomedical research camp!! That sounds amazing!

Awww Belinda is so cuteee ❤️ I hope she’s happy

Honestly using Sriracha tofu for tofu scramble is genius.

This is my fav podcast now, I've just binged it all!! You're a great host and really charismatic, and you have great guests who are also so fun to watch, and then the callers match that energy and it's just 👩‍🍳 💋

shaggy why would u say this willingly

Calls don'tstart til 15MINUTESIN

I loved this episode. Katherine is a great guest! Based on what Katherine said about her PMS sads and luteal phase, I'd highly recommend she looks into PMDD because big sads or general mood swings in the luteal phase is the main symptom of it Sending big love to both of you!

Having bad rolls in D&D makes things so much better.