Dissidia 012: Duodecim Final Fantasy - vs. Bartz Encounter Quotes

Voiced by Jason Spisak.
Ordered from FF1 all the way to Duodecim. No Chaos quote because no replay button. Sorry for the terribad quality.
Everything the Master Mime and Adventure Lover, Bartz, says when you fight him.
I wish I had Bartz's voice imitation powers.

[@SuperMagicUnderwear]

Bartz is too happy to be an FF protagonist. ... And that's why he's so awesome.

[@RichterTheRat]

As far as FF games go, 5 was pretty light hearted.

[@zzz43344]

@@RichterTheRat True

[@dalaxdercrisper957]

And lack of responsibility too.

[@johnathonturner2279]

@@RichterTheRat Well if you ignore how many character die.

[@havod8101]

"Not interested"... or whatever! I lost that fight because I was too busy laughing.

[@rapidfire9999]

Dovahguiin Now we have three who speak that word Cloud, Sephiroth and him.

[@Angelalex242]

+Dovahguiin Not Interested is Cloud's line, to be sure, but "...Whatever." is Squall's line.

[@rapidfire9999]

+Angelalex242 how you know this??????

[@havod8101]

***** Honestly not sure, since I haven't played a FFV a lot, but I guess since Bartz is the mirror-fighter, it makes sense that he uses everyone else's lines x) Rapid Fire Watch the outro of the game... it's their lines. They also use them alot in their own respective games.

[@carbon6111]

+Evelyn L. Bartz is 15.

[@coryfusting9294]

Cloud just got buried.

[@BallsGaming2080]

Bartz does a perfect Cloud impression

[@Ecroose]

Anthony Ferracciolo He's using his mimic class so...

[@rapidfire9999]

Copying his voice

[@zzz43344]

Not interested... Or whatever! :P

[@rapidfire9999]

@@zzz43344 Best quote

[@danmenard6917]

Bartz is my favorite Final Fantasy protagonist in the Dissidia games. His voice actor's mimicing everyone is bloody perfect, even when doing Tifa and Yuna's voices.

[@animatronius]

Bartz: you're not the only warrior of light here. me: finally someone said that!!

[@endertwelve]

*to Cloud*: ""Not interested," or whatever" You have no idea how much this made me laugh. Especially the way he said it.

[@saigoevangelises3072]

I don't get it

[@AmentioProductions]

@@saigoevangelises3072 "Not Interested" Is one of Cloud’s most quoted lines, and the “Whatever…” Comes from Squall. The two are usually seen as emo, seems as they either have PTSD or they’re stand-offish. Bart’s on the other hand is cheerful and happy, so he’s kinda doing the whole Cloud/Squall quote as a…means for something. Idk but it’s pretty funny seeing a cheerful character doing a otherwise stoic characters line.

[@lilliangriffin9013]

Bartz qualities: Funny but not immature. Smart but not arrogant. I wish that most male characters in video games and anime would be just like Bartz.

[@Gameshunter3012]

Lillian Griffin I don't think Square Enix will risk making another gay protagonist at this day and age. :/

[@rapidfire9999]

༼ つ◕ω◕ ༽つ WOW But in my opinion (I respect your opinion), a man without pants is even worse!

[@Gameshunter3012]

Rapid Fire I actually have no problem with gay characters when they're properly represented. I was the one rooting for Mortal Kombat's Kung Chin. But it's just too risky to do it and companies usually try not to.

[@rapidfire9999]

Sorry man that I had made that comment. You are 100% right!

[@thattastedpurple4246]

༼ つ◕ω◕ ༽つ WOW i dont get it, what ff character is gay?

[@GamesLoce]

When Vaan encounters Bartz, he says "The skies are pretty scary, if you ask me"......On FF V, when you get the Wyvern Dragon, Bartz say the same XDDD

[@kyrios0307]

Games Loce well in FFV he's scared of heights

[@rapidfire9999]

@103575310409470475304 And you know why? Because when he was a child, was played hide and seek, he went into hiding on the roof of a house in Lix village (CRAZY ROLE) until sunset. He slipped and almost fell!

[@Kweemz]

"Actually, I, uh, don't really like heights."

[@rapidfire9999]

@@Kweemz Galuf, Faris and Lenna: Hahahahahahahaha

[@gabriellaivanova2388]

I'm scared of heights to some extent

[@Antsaboy94]

Wow, never realized how great of a character he is.

[@rapidfire9999]

***** Have you ever played FF5?

[@xxSturdyWingsxx]

The Cloud quote was hilarious!

[@GardevoirBoy1991]

I guess that he was trying to imitate cloud.

[@rapidfire9999]

I agree

[@rapidfire9999]

@@GardevoirBoy1991 Jason Spisak did a good job.

[@CommanderBroShep]

Bartz: You don't use a ball? Jecht: You ARE the ball.

[@rapidfire9999]

Bartz: I don't think so! *Mimics Tidus's blitzball*

[@user-pi1lb4tf2f]

@@rapidfire9999 But Tidus is only mimicking Jecht. Both are oughta to be subpar compared to him.

[@zapperil]

Bartz : Uh ... you have two of them though.

[@Dafaillord]

@@rapidfire9999 *catches the ball* Jecht: you call this a shot boy? i'll show you how it's done! *kicks a meteor towards him* Bartz: me and my big mouth.

[@rapidfire9999]

@@Dafaillord *Knight mastered blocks the meteor* Bartz: What did you said? Jecht: Ugh... nothing, forget about it!

[@rapidfire9999]

Bartz: A ball game sounds like fun. Tidus: Then let's play! I am the attacker and you are the goalkeeper!

[@tjvtown1]

"Fighting with a patrner..." Translation: "I got to fight with three girls in my game, and I don't even get one here?"

[@rapidfire9999]

Too bad

[@zzz43344]

Lmao

[@rapidfire9999]

Bartz is very innocent to get a girl.

[@thehevandragon]

Boko moment.

[@bebebebota11]

His Cloud impersonation is flawless XD

[@zzz43344]

Yes

[@daviddimalanta259]

Bartz: "So...do you feed those snakes?" Cloud of Darkness: "Not so fast..you little stud one."

[@zzz43344]

O_O

[@goldexp1882]

"The skies are pretty scary" Says the guy with the power of wind

[@rapidfire9999]

That was his childhood fear.

[@SURAYANNECHAN]

"Maybe I'll try fighting with my fists too!" Monk job ! You already do ! "Maybe I should take up dancing too!" Dancer job ! You already do ! You even have a nice outfit ! ^^ Even when he forgets these things, I still think this guy is the most awesome character ever !

[@rapidfire9999]

"Wow! That's some arsenal you get there!" Cannonner Job! You already do!

[@rapidfire9999]

And now he have the Samurai outfit in Dissidia NT.

[@Kurisu545]

I think it IS supposed to be a reference to the jobs tho, since he saw someone else fighting in a certain way, he himself considers adding it to his arsenal.

[@rapidfire9999]

@@Kurisu545 Yes

[@iheartpizzarolls111]

Bartz: You're not the only warrior of light here. Warrior of Light: O I C WHAT YOU DID THERE!!

[@elmeneste3711]

Not interested or Whatever Yuna:Ohhhhh Tidus:Ohhhhhh Lightning:Ohhhhh Kefka:Ohhhhh Exdeath:Ohhhhhhh (Void) Terra:Ohhhhhhh Sephiroth:Ohhhhhh

[@rapidfire9999]

Hahahaha

[@TheDoctorhome]

ExDeath... Everything must be VOIDful

[@Hikaru0kamiki]

Zack in heaven: oof

[@rapidfire9999]

Zack ghost: Oh my god, Cloud, he humiliated you!

[@endertwelve]

"So, do you feed those snakes?" "Nah. They pretty much just hang around"

[@zzz43344]

Lol

[@sonozaki0000]

1:58 MR. BUTZ IS THE ONLY ONE WHO CAUGHT THAT OMG THANK YOU

[@GardevoirBoy1991]

Bartz Klauser, the Kirby of Final Fantasy.

[@rapidfire9999]

+Timmy Menard What do you mean man? Who is Kirby?

[@GardevoirBoy1991]

Bartz Klauser can copy abilities just like Kirby and debuted in 1992. Kirby debuted three years after the release of the Game Boy whereas Bartz Klauser debuted very late in 1992 five years after the release of the original Final Fantasy.

[@rapidfire9999]

So Kirby that... pink boy it's... a mime too?

[@GardevoirBoy1991]

Yes! Kirby is a mime like Bartz Klauser.

[@rapidfire9999]

Cool!

[@StarkMaximum]

"Don't think, just fight!" Wow, he even mimicked Lightning's entire philosophy!

[@zzz43344]

Cool!

[@rapidfire9999]

Cloud also say that in the original Dissidia PSP. (2008)

[@MikuoNadz96]

Bartz always the coolest guy I known since I was a kid... Always wanted to be like him when I was a kid...

[@yesak6113]

Same here, I never really got why there's hate towards him.

[@zapperil]

@@yesak6113 because probably people usually liked edgier characters

[@rapidfire9999]

Me too

[@TheMavrickHunterZero]

let's have a staring contest.... beautiful

[@squidlump]

Joey Ledford omg it's a gogo reference isn't it

[@rapidfire9999]

@@squidlump Maybe

[@IAmTheStig32]

I just learned that Jason Spisak, the voice actor for Bartz, also did the voice acting for Vulpes Inculta in Fallout New Vegas. Holy shit, WTF?

[@AllOtakuProductions]

He's also my boy Kiyo in Zatch Bell! 😁

[@jericmagnaye2705]

He's also Wally West in young justice

[@LunarySSF2]

Bartz to Laguna : Wow! That's some arsenal you got there! Me : LOOK WHO TALKING

[@rapidfire9999]

Cannonner Job

[@RealPhoenixFlight]

Firion: *coughs*

[@rapidfire9999]

@@RealPhoenixFlight Gilgamesh: *coughs*

[@Arausito]

Bartz: So do you feed those snakes CoD: these are my ovaries

[@rapidfire9999]

Bartz: 😳

[@ZenLearning]

"The skies are pretty scary if you ask me." Lol, I forgot Bartz has a fear of heights.

[@zapperil]

ZenLearning And the fact that he can jump like 10 meters above the air

[@leon30517]

1:50 Oh shit lmao

[@rapidfire9999]

Best quote

[@DonatelloKavehrsace]

0:59 You're going to have a headache if you think too much Golbez:I'm already having a headache by how many you fidgeting with your swords!!!!!

[@zzz43344]

Lmao

[@rapidfire9999]

Bartz: Oh, sorry, dude.

[@GuidedByTheBlood]

"Gotta be careful not to trip over you." x'D Yeah. Right in your face Shantotto!

[@AquaLantern]

"Gotta be careful not to trip over you!" Ohhh, Shantotto got owned!

[@Gamsterjeff600]

Bartz: you dont use a ball? Jecht: yes i throw a huge damn meteor what else?

[@rapidfire9999]

Bartz: So you wanna throw that huge damn meteor on me?

[@robynxyamada]

I kinda wish they gave the quote "Let's Fight Like Men" quote when Bartz fights Gilgamesh

[@nousername191]

+Grant Yamada you and me both

[@Destroyer-rs9nx]

or ladies

[@rapidfire9999]

Or ladies who dresses like mens

[@o0Cheator0o]

You're not the only WoL here ! *pulls out WoL's sword copy*

[@reinat4186]

Someone take him to a Comedy Club,he's hilarious!

[@rapidfire9999]

Hahahaha

[@captainvalhallen]

Everyone's focused on his line against Cloud, but they seem to ignore that (in a way) he called Ultimecia old.

[@Sephiroth08150]

Vs Cloud Bartz : "Not interessted", or whatever. Cloud : HEY! THAT'S MY LINE!

[@rapidfire9999]

Bartz: Sorry buddy. *Zack ghost laughing*

[@HichamBoudouma]

​@@rapidfire9999shut up

[@zRipItUpz]

Aww. I liked Bartz's old ExBurst name. Nostalgic and accurate. SPELL BLADE DUAL WIELD RAPID FIRE

[@titaniumursa]

"Aren't you afraid of the sword breaking?" It's is immensely stronger than it looks.

[@47thheaven34]

"You're gonna get a headache thinking too much!" Wish he'd have said this to Squall

[@reinat4186]

04:29 Superman pose XD

[@ShadowdaHedgie11]

Bartz: You don't use a ball? Jecht: Nope, I use skulls! Fancy playing a game with me? Bartz: O.O

[@rapidfire9999]

Bartz: You know what? I think I'll accept it.

[@Snowfox572]

You know, it took me a while to realize that those blades that appear in Bartz's hand are the blades of Zidane, Onion knight, and Warrior or light.

[@FinalGamerJames]

*sound of sword-switching takes place in the distance* OKAY BARTZ WE GET IT YOU'RE A JACK OF ALL TRADES NOW STOP SHOWING OFF

[@rapidfire9999]

Bartz: Nope.

[@Random00ish]

"You don't use a ball?" "I use a meteor, wanna play" "...Fuck"

[@rapidfire9999]

Bartz: Yeah, ok, let's play it.

[@Ivaaan96]

"So, do you feed that snakes?" xDD

[@familyoftacticaldroids309]

He just wants in on everyone's activities... Even the lonely Gabranth. So sweet!

[@rapidfire9999]

He has his own moves in Dissidia NT.

[@Megamelo]

Bartz vs Gabranth: Bartz: "Wanna go looking for some fun?" Enough said.

[@TemplarBlonic]

When the lowest tier character is one of the most laid back. Fitting.

[@zapperil]

Funny enough , he's a high tier in now dead NT

[@gabriellaivanova2388]

Bartz: aren't you afraid of that sword breaking? Me: *dies of laughter because that was my first thought when I saw Sephiroth for the first time*

[@tranceAction1979]

Nice to hear Bartz speak, He never spoke a word in FFV (original Super Nintendo version sold in Japan in 1992). I guess the voice actor is good :)

[@donaldtrump2728]

tranceAction1979 yes he did

[@lizdepictor90]

Careful Bartz, what if Tidus finds out you are hitting on Yuna?

[@rapidfire9999]

Now Tidus really gonna kill him by being Yuna's FR partner in Dissidia Opera Omnia. 😂

[@ferretyluv]

Happy and stupid. He's so lovable. Tidus is still happier than Bartz.

[@Vaan14Xxx]

Bartz..has fans.. this I never knew

[@rapidfire9999]

Maybe

[@ambercarbuncle1440p]

THAT'S how you pronounce "Zidane"?!?!

[@bibitateodor6563]

yes,sadly

[@brandonwilliams6119]

Zenobia Kintaru Downcaster They pronounce it as "Zid-onne" I I pronounce it as "Zid-ayne" people say "Tee-dus" I say "Tie-dus", people say Butz I say Bartz

[@gcxlu]

I KNOW RIGHT

[@Hadaron]

Brandon Williams No, Tidus actually makes sense, it’s based off the Japanese word for “sun” and creates a form of parallelism with Yuna, whose name comes from the moon, or Luna. Hence them needing the Solar Crests and Lunar Crests respectively in FFX. But Zidane, I totally agree with you there.

[@Abyss0fDelta]

@@Hadaron in a game with a lot of swimming in it, I figured tie-dus would make more sense. Ya know? Tides

[@Ivaaan96]

"It's time to return the wind to the world"

[@fireboltzer0634]

To Bartz: Hey copy cat show us your own original fighting style!.

[@rapidfire9999]

Goblin Punch

[@fireboltzer0634]

touché

[@zapperil]

Dancer

[@almightyssjproductions7109]

FireboltZer0 To Bartz: What's up with this kid stealing moves and stuff?

[@rapidfire9999]

Here my original fighting style! (showing Dissidia NT moves)

[@TheZatharias]

BARTZ!!!!! JESUS GETS A HAREM

[@ArthurC7]

1:56 I've always wondered the same thing,,,

[@brandonwilliams6119]

Bartz really is that comic relief character with sick burns! The funniest was him telling Sephiroth about his Masamune possibly breaking! Fucking BURN Sephy!!

[@EscoNitz]

3:14 look Bartz makes Shantoto laugh.

[@LionLostInTime]

his vs FF VII quotes (cloud and sephy) are 2 of my favourite duodecim quotes xD

[@PortalAmulet]

Oh wow. He really sounded like Cloud when he spoke to Cloud. oAo

[@MicoDossun]

Exdeath, let's do this! ZAKER!

[@Rezuvious]

his cloud encounter line sounds just like cloud lol

[@appleseeds993]

Bertz: your gonna get a headeche thinking so much! Golbez: yeaah oka- OH MY GAWD MY HEAD OWWW!!!! Bertz: Told Ya!!!

[@kman618]

"No ambushing up in the clouds, okay?"

[@TheZatharias]

He gets a harem. Stupid auto correct

[@pedromoreira7162]

Bartz: Aren't you afraid of that sword breaking? Sephiroth: Aren't you afraid of my presence?

[@rapidfire9999]

Bartz: And why would I be afraid of your presence?

[@pedromoreira7162]

Sephiroth: Because I will show you despair.

[@rapidfire9999]

@@pedromoreira7162 Bartz: All right, bring it on, mama's boy!

[@saisupree6194]

He's flirting with Terra and Yuna 😂

[@rapidfire9999]

Edgar and Tidus: 😡🤬

[@ZaffireWolf]

1:08 "I think I have your armor."

[@wombochrombo3610]

I love Bartz so much!

[@TMan5636]

I've never played Dissidia, but I did just recently finished FFV. Is Bartz supposed to be a Mime? Seeing as some of his quotes involved copying others and how his moves gave him weapons belonging to other characters. That and his outfits seem to give him either the shoulder guard-things and/or a cape, which is what distinguished the Mime appearance in the game.

[@Hadaron]

LakiTom Yep! That’s also why he asks himself (in a ditto battle) if he wants to have a staring contest. Remember how to get Mime in FFV?

[@renokyrieliumgodofvoid8330]

In FF5 Mime was the Ultimate Job in that game(Im not kidding Mime is kinda broken) Also ooh staring contest XD Damn it Gogo why did you appeared in FF6 as well? Are you secretly a void user as well just like Gilgamesh which is the same freaking person in every FF game? Yeah apparently all character and bosses like Gilgamesh, Gogo, Shinryu, and Omega which was related with FF5 introduction of Void Its not those "Ooh they are this universe character" NOPE they are the same people (except Shinryu and Omega never show their true form)

[@zapperil]

@@renokyrieliumgodofvoid8330 What if Gogo in 6 is actually Bartz all along

[@tahumaster]

Would you stop fidgeting?

[@rapidfire9999]

+n0vAcAt Nope XD I did not understand well the reason Squall say that.

[@carbon6111]

+Rapid Fire He was playing with his sword/s

[@rapidfire9999]

Kkkkkkkkkkkk

[@rapidfire9999]

Whatever

[@rapidfire9999]

Eeeeeeer.... what?! Don't.... understand

[@PintheDog]

Bartz sure refers to a lot of people by name.

[@zapperil]

Bartz , the Megaman X of Final Fantasy.

[@SuperMagicUnderwear]

Actually, he's the Mega Man Starforce of Final Fantasy. >w>

[@rapidfire9999]

Why Megaman?

[@HoshikoYui]

Hey, don't you think one of Bartz alternate outfits looks so much like the Prince from Disney's Snow White?

[@rapidfire9999]

Actually looks like Oliver Ni No Kuni.

[@naruto0116]

@PortalAmulet I notice that too.I thought it was Cloud talking to him for the moment

[@lizdepictor90]

Oh, you mean his SNES costume? Now, that you mention it, it's true!

[@rapidfire9999]

The Freelancer costume.

[@Lildimxd]

@PortalAmulet same in first dissidia when he was saying ''light give me strengh... or whatever'' vs WoL

[@CrimsonDragonEX1]

1:51 My new catchprase, I'll say it all day long

[@SpecialSupportSection]

If Squeenix "miraculously" decides to remake Final Fantasy V, they better add the option to romance either Lenna or Faris like in the Persona games... XD

[@zapperil]

But instead, they gave you Krile as another romance option xD

[@SpecialSupportSection]

XDDDDDDD

[@supescape6323]

Nah, they're too lazy for that. Lenna it's best, but she became the only queen of Tycoon (Faris wanted none of that) now she have alot of responsibilities plus I don't see Bartz wanting to be king...Krile lol, nope. Faris it's probably his canon waifu anyway and the one I can see travelling around the world with him (that if they retcon the ending a lil bit).

[@SpecialSupportSection]

I cri XDDDDDD But yeah, Squeenix would be too lazy to implement social aspects if they DID make a remake. Hoo boy, if they revamp the job system tho

[@zapperil]

Regulus Infinitum Krile is jailbait

[@eternasapphiremoon81]

@PortalAmulet He said something similar in the first one with WoL..."'Light, give me strength!' ..or whatever."

[@NoveloMaus]

@finalfantacysonic "The Man with the Machine Gun" - Laguna's battle theme, in this game and in FFVIII

[@ioddandodd]

heehee, this game looks so awsome. only thing that could make it better is if ramza and another representitive of Tactics was in there lol.

[@zapperil]

ioddandodd your wish is granted. And Ace as additional.

[@rapidfire9999]

Dissidia NT is here now

[@MetaknightFool]

I love how the Disstidia Characters can talk without opening there mouths XD

[@jonettheonly]

Can someone link me that version of ffvii's battle theme? Btw, Cloud of Darkness has snakes? I thought they were just pieces of her, with mouths...

[@kouyung]

YES OMFG they put in suteki dane and your not alone and Ghost train!!!

[@rapidfire9999]

1:48, Best quote

[@SpideyfanX]

When you realize Bartz and Starforce Mega Man have the same english voice actor...

[@SuperMagicUnderwear]

It gets even funnier when you also realize he voiced Justin Hammer in Avengers, Assemble. The first episode Justin Hammer appeared, he built the Super Adaptoid - a robot that has the ability to replicate other abilities (that Justin Hammer would project his face on and talk through). Yeah, he basically voiced an evil Bartz/Mega Man. He also lent his voice to an evil!Flash in the show, too. Someone really saw an opportunity and took it.

[@rapidfire9999]

And when you realize Bartz and Kilik (Soul Calibur) have the same japanese voice actor...

[@MarthofGermania]

@PortalAmulet Well, he is a mimic. XD An excellent one too.

[@masterjake132]

@PortalAmulet Well, he IS a Mimic (and a good one at that).

[@naruto0116]

@PortalAmulet The way he say Not interested make me think he was Cloud.

[@TobiTheHedgehog]

@PortalAmulet his a mimic,what did you spect? XD

[@BlueMageDaisen]

@eternasapphiremoon81 Bartz mimics everyone's voices when he uses their attacks

[@block36079]

Also voices Silco in Arcane-insane.

[@daemonprince13]

Anybody know the songs played during Kuja, Tidus and Gabranth?