Dissidia 012: Duodecim Final Fantasy - vs. Laguna Encounter Quotes

Voiced by A.V. Kennedy.
Ordered from FF1 all the way to Duodecim. No Chaos quote because no replay button. Sorry for the terribad quality.
Everything The Greatest President Ever, Laguna, says when you fight him.
Laguna gets two Ex-Bursts because GREATEST ATTACK EVER!

[@SuperMagicUnderwear]

Squall: So... wait. You're my dad? Laguna: Yeah. Squall: ... Then why are you so... young? Laguna: ... *points to Ultimecia* Squall: ... This explains so much.

[@zzz43344]

Lmao

[@dalaxdercrisper957]

She keep messing with time.

[@Omega-jg4oq]

I love how Laguna is the most chill positive happy relaxed dude in the world and his son Squall is the exact opposite the lone wolf introvert strong serious emo edgy cool cold dude 😂😂

[@goldenhydreigon4727]

Laguna: Heroes sure come in many flavors. Sephiroth: Yes, this flavor is dis pear.

[@AcidYoru]

Laguna: Time to play with Uncle Laguna! Onion Knight: I need an adult!

[@bombermankenny1550]

Christian Bell I am an adult.

[@AquaFan1998]

@@bombermankenny1550 onion knight: no, no your not

[@jesrillehemmings1971]

Vaan is the adult aight😁

[@zzz43344]

@@AquaFan1998 LMAO XD

[@rapidfire9999]

Vaan: I'm right here, brother.

[@caster25000]

Laguna has been promoted to Warrior Therapist.

[@butter9565]

I like how when he's speaking to Cloud, he deepens his voice a little.

[@toysouldier1]

Apple Jelly Can't be that hard being cooler than Cloud tbh.

[@toysouldier1]

***** I know he's popular, that doesn't make him cool. He's an overrated, unintimidating a-sexual cuddlybear who would get annihilated by top tier jocks in today's society.

[@joxvur0088]

+Aldonos I wanna know some of these top tier jocks, just to know we're on the same page.

[@toysouldier1]

Nemesis Deth Any pumped up hipster who can't walk past a mirror that you'd see casually walking down the street.

[@joxvur0088]

+Aldonos thought you were talking about video game characters but ok

[@ferretyluv]

OK: "I need an adult..." Laguna: "I am an adult."

[@zzz43344]

OK: "No. No you are not."

[@NNSArt]

I love him, he has a fun personality....

[@BenSchubert1995]

Dido for me! XD

[@inesatt1313]

Same

[@sakuracardcaptor4709]

Just like Zack and Tidus ❤

[@Omega-jg4oq]

⁠@@sakuracardcaptor4709 Zack and Tidus are both basically energetic and got fire personality, Laguna just wanted to chill and relax

[@66Roses]

Laguna: "Lookin good fightin with your ti- FISTS!"

[@perun1nj]

Laguna: Wonder if I can be a good old man too... Jecht: ...I'll trade you sons.

[@gabriellaivanova2388]

I know I'm 8 years late but 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@zzz43344]

ROFLMFAO 😂

[@bensimmonsshootingsleeve3339]

@@gabriellaivanova2388 same lmao

[@GuyMan_LeReal]

LMAOOOOO

[@doggypi1532]

They'll get along ... Tidus is quite lively too~

[@iceluvndiva21]

Laguna: hero's sure come in plenty of different flavors Sephiroth: is there something you're trying to tell the rest of us?

[@AquaFan1998]

Laguna: yea, im strawberry flavour

[@gamerprince-tl5hg]

*To Golbez* "Hey dude. Keeping secrets isn't cool." LOL its like he already knows who Golbez really is xD

[@theinfamousguil]

after all.. golbez was controlled by zemus

[@bait668]

Laguna:you starting your impersonation show? Bartz: Damn he figured me out

[@cameronlivingston9423]

I love how everyone uses fancy magic, swords, spears, etc. Then there's this guy with a machine gun. He's dabess

[@bestintheworld0624]

I hate him for that, guns are for skill lacking cowards.

[@cameronlivingston9423]

Just because he uses guns doesn't mean he lacks skill, if anything it shows the exact opposite considering he can keep up with everyone.

[@bestintheworld0624]

+Cameron Livingston Wrong, anyone with two hands and a pair of eyes can shoot a gun, it takes skill to wield a sword.

[@cameronlivingston9423]

+-discontinued- The same can be said for a sword. Anyone can pick it up and start slashing. However it takes skill in order to not hurt yourself with said sword, and know how to block,parry, and strike. With a gun you can pick it up and shoot, but your aim has to be good otherwise you'll miss or even hit the wrong target. There's also stuff like ammo management, recoil, and some guns can even take off your knuckle if your not careful.

[@bestintheworld0624]

+Cameron Livingston Yes, I'm familiar with guns and I'm familiar with swords. You're right about swords and guns, but the difference is swords require you to get up in your opponent's face while playing offensively and defensively, with guns you can just sit back far away and shoot with no worry of being hurt (this is in the case of gun vs. sword).

[@rapidfire9999]

Laguna: Don't fly too high and bonk your head. Kain: For what you think I wear a helmet, you idiot?

[@scarletrose8766]

Also the place is an open space what's he gonna bump into an invisible ceiling??? Cause apparently they exist

[@rapidfire9999]

​@@scarletrose8766 Only in the gameplay.

[@scarletrose8766]

@@rapidfire9999 who knows maybe there's actually invisible barrier in that world jokes aside that joke failed

[@iam4026]

Yet in Kain’s Ex Burst, he jumps high enough for the moon to look gigantic

[@havod8101]

It's time fo- LEG CRAMP!

[@mariogirl8100]

Hahahaha! Classic Laguna!

[@ferretyluv]

Lol, Laguna is awesome. He's a perfect foil for Squall because he's, you know, cool and fun.

[@ghostmog1361]

Laguna:come on don`t be so gloomy Terra:your about to kill me Laguna:yeah...right

[@FruxMoonDragon]

Laguna: Uh, yeah. You are totally a sorceress.

[@koopakaiju]

Laguna: Let me sing you a song *ahem* OLD MCDONALD HAD A FARM EIEIO Kuja: wtf....

[@Taios87entertainment]

XD

[@zzz43344]

LMFAO

[@mariogirl8100]

XD That does seem like something he would do!

[@Mitzi-chan224]

😂😂😂

[@PoaTB87]

Laguna: *EX Mode and repeteldy shoots Squall* You're getting the Coochy-Coochy treatment! Me: The-... What!?! ._.

[@zadalmelik011]

Remember, Squall is Laguna's baby boy 🍼

[@coryfusting9294]

I shouldn't be laughing at most of these cheesy quotes but I did. Laguna is awesome.

[@AcidYoru]

Laguna: Hero's sure do come in many different flavors. Sephiroth: I take you know from experience

[@TastyCitrus]

The Cuchi Cuchi Treatment equals a giant laser to the face, apparently.

[@SarahAbramova]

Makes sense considering who he's fighting

[@darkcorruption]

i love his honest (in his own mind) attitude... Greatest attack ever!

[@zerowat1914]

Laguna: I'll tie that tail of yours into a knot! Zidane: What? Why?

[@smackthedog1]

Laguna Loire for president 2016

[@rapidfire9999]

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[@blizzardhusky15]

Rapid Fire >.>

[@rapidfire9999]

Laguna will kick Michel Temer! My fucking suck Brazillian president!

[@blizzardhusky15]

Rapid Fire Lel, can I borrow him next when he is done with yours? cx

[@rapidfire9999]

Blizzard Husky As you wish. But he will ruin your country. The people of mine one are in crisis. :(

[@lucidanoob]

Laguna: Now its a party *Final Fantasy Rave* XD

[@iceluvndiva21]

XD OH BABY

[@authorbat5562]

And this is why Laguna is my main!

[@GiordanDiodato]

"Maybe I should believe in this 'courage' stuff" Me: Courage is the magic that turns dreams into reality.

[@GiordanDiodato]

Applebloom RM1 is worse

[@GuyMan_LeReal]

LMAOOOOO

[@13CrystalHeart]

Laguna: *to Onion Knight* "Time to play with Uncle Laguna! :D" *points gun in face* Onion KnightL Erm...O_O;

[@LoneGamerNerd]

I can't believe I never commented on this. I love how Laguna just subtly insulted more than half the roster, probably without even realizing it. lmao!

[@reloadpsi]

Oh my god, the fucking cuchi-cuchi treatment. That was glorious.

[@Orcaluv26]

Laguna: Uh oh. Not good...focus Laguna

[@starvoltnexus3139]

Half Naked lady

[@jewellcleveland2226]

It gets me every time 😂

[@dainardcoldgamer808]

Laguna:Oh No!No good!Focus Laguna! Laguna watching on Cloud of darkness body xd

[@scarletrose8766]

And Laguna always fights cloud of darkness in this go figure you think by now he knows what to do well maybe he fought her once but that be enough for him to come up with how to fight her without getting distracted

[@AcidYoru]

Laguna: Attack me however you want! Cain: I hope you know I'm straight

[@scarletrose8766]

@Eugene Flores dint he say that to Cecil thou ..... But Cecil is also straight but anyway wrong char ..... He said don't jump or fly too high to kain

[@ZaffireWolf]

Laguna and Jecht: The Dukes of Hazard.

[@TheLadyLiddell]

Oh, Laguna. I'm so glad you're in this game.

[@egateqa1351]

Wish he was in Kingdom Hearts Birth By Sleep though

[@Omega-jg4oq]

@@egateqa1351 I wish he had this voice actor in the game, they would have been so fcking cool if they talk

[@egateqa1351]

@@Omega-jg4oq Yeah. Imagine what his reaction would be torwards Aqua

[@Omega-jg4oq]

@@egateqa1351 now I know how Squall feels like when he has a hole in his face, FF8 is the ONLY game I've ever played that doesn't have voice acting, it's kinda creepy it's all music and noises and sound effects only, it's like black and white show

[@egateqa1351]

@@Omega-jg4oq hole in his face?

[@Sirxeko]

@Keiji555 Squall is confirmed as Laguna's son in the Final Fantasy VIII Ultimania Omega guide, which is basically a massive compilation of information on anything and everything FFVIII, full of developer comments and interviews, and background information from the world of the game, and, perhaps most importantly, it is written and published by Square Enix and it's sister companies. It's ultimately an official encyclopedia for the game. When I say the game makers said so, I was referring to that.

[@gamerprince-tl5hg]

Laguna is probably the best FF character

[@AkaiAzul]

Against Kuja, I thought he'd say, "I hear you have a tail...can I see it?"

[@cherrieblossomgurl]

I love his victory dance. so cute.

[@familyoftacticaldroids309]

"I'm gonna tie that tail of yours into a knot!" Garland: *That's MY line!*

[@adithjr]

4:08 "greatest attack ever!!" hahaha

[@CookieNamedVanilla]

Laguna: Come on cheer up! Don't look so gloomy. - loads gun- Yep Terra should cheer up for being shot at...Silly Laguna

[@akeyrtainment8507]

SUS

[@korybuhl9038]

My sweet son who needs protection

[@SatoshiKurokawa]

laguna has the hots for Cloud of Darkness lol

[@soul71000]

Not to worry fans. Laguna will eventually be added to Dissidia final fantasy arcade/NT.

[@gabobrunet4473]

I beg you re rigth

[@Batcena]

That a Yikes from me

[@poppytewix]

Or not... 😭

[@chronica6457]

"Wonder if I can be a good old man too" Well, he still managed to be better than Jecht

[@Darkfawfulx]

To be fair both of them had things come up and Jecht became better after it was too late.

[@centphilipjumawan4560]

THE GREATEST. ATTACK. EVER.

[@civilwildman]

Laguna: Don't fly too high and bonk your head! Kain: You're not my dad, so you don't make the rules!

[@frillydress]

Wish he was in Dissidia NT with Rinoa, He’s funny

[@finalfantasyfordays127]

0:49 well, thats an interesting fanfic just waiting to happen

[@MrDanteBurns]

I'd take Laguna over cloud or squall any day, you just don't don't get as many opportunities to laugh at guys like them.

[@blackneos940]

Don't bring a Tifa to a gun fight... :D

[@fireboltzer0634]

To Laguna: "Your like the Deadpool of this game, expect you aren't crazy...I think?"

[@TheHolyLionOx]

Dude all of your phrases sucks and are cringe af..

[@fireboltzer0634]

Oh I'm so sorry I didn't know your name was Laguna.

[@TheHolyLionOx]

Oh man.... For sure they punched you multiple times in the face at school.... Btw SAO is shit, better watch: Hunter x Hunter 2011 or Rainbow rokkubo no shinshin

[@TheHolyLionOx]

Well i could lie and say what you said in the first part isn't true..... But it is true lmao And maaan HxH 2011 is pretty good in my opinion.. Did you watched it till the end? The first few episodes aren´t good, but it has a pretty good story and i liked how the protagonists dont win in every fight like Fairy Tail or One Piece.. And raimbow is definitley a must watch anime but you should be 18+ to watch it.. This isn't brutal but some scence are kinda intense you know.. Do you have some Anime to recommend?

[@mas8705]

Laguna is the deadpoo- THEN WHAT DOES THAT MAKE GILGAMESH!? Laguna might have his snappy remakes, but Gilgamesh knows that he is in a video game according to XIII-2

[@metalgamerjonny6410]

WoL:*enters* Laguna:You really gonna fight with just a sword? WoL:....and youre really going to fight with just a gun? Laguna:...uh..leg cramp!

[@doggypi1532]

Dad Laguna giving his son Squall the coochie coochie treatment...he wants to see him laugh or something? Hehe~

[@wt_neptune54]

Bro shouldn't have hooked him up with the fairies

[@MultiLightning123]

GREATEST ATTACK EVER!

[@lighth4zard]

"come at me with a bang" more like come at me in a shirt.....

[@FletcherReedsRandomness]

We need a sitcom starring Laguna and Gilgamesh. It'll be a blast.

[@LuigiLonLon]

Man, even Laguna is mean to Vaan! Vaan gets no respect xD

[@scarletrose8766]

Better than how light tried to put him to sleep at the near end of the 12th cycle cause he's like we will win Me: Vaan as much as I want you guys to come out alive that ain't gonna happen buddy I agree with light here she could have save him by taking him out right there and then cause its not gonna matter Vaan was one of the first to fall and lightning was the last to fall..... Although that's to be expected since light was a soldier and has more stamina than Vaan

[@Magpie5yndrome]

Bwahahahaha! Guess he's making up for lost time as Dad! "Hey! Let's spar while I baby talk at you!" XD

[@HoshikoYui]

Dad jokes, anyone?

[@mcintosh0265]

Laguna for KH3

[@emiflowerz]

I read all the comments about Laguna and Squall, and I remember when Squall kid talk with Edea about his SIS... And sis never was showed... Idk I didn't play the game but I remember that lol

[@MutantNinjaFly]

sis is elone. you'd have to play the game to understand

[@Dorgengoa2080]

@Keiji555 on the ragnarok right before going into lunatic pandora,if you talk to kiros and ward on the ragnarok its revealed.

[@Valentine-04]

Laguna: hey. Don't look so gloomy ;) Terrа: o-okey... Laguna: sound of reloading machine gun*.

[@an_impasse]

Go, go, go! The Man with a Machine Gun is one of the best battle themes overall.

[@Omega-jg4oq]

And he is the only man with a Machine Gun in the entire game 😂 lol

[@jewellcleveland2226]

Laguna: Oh no, not good, focus Laguna 😂gets me every time😂

[@Omega-jg4oq]

Bro really don’t want to be a Simp 😂 but he has to deal with half naked witch villain

[@iamwarwick]

@Keiji555 you DO realise that a LONG time ago, square said that it was their intention for fans to discover that Laguna was Squall's father... you have to remember, it is a GAME and not EVERYTHING in games make sense

[@hunteranubis]

Personaly I belive that the age refering to Laguna is ment for the first time you play as him in FF8 game at that time he was a yung solider 27 ward was 17 and Kiros 23 or something like that So by the time you meet him as Squall hes probebly in his late 40s

[@Metal-]

this entire video, God dammit Laguna XD

[@otaking3582]

"Wonder if I can be a good ol' man, too" Well, you're both good at abandoning your kid...

[@Sirxeko]

@Keiji555 Well, Sephiroth isn't even in FFVII until the final battle. The "Sephiroth" you are chasing across the world is Jenova, who has shapeshifting powers, and who has taken Sephiroth's form. The reason Cloud is chasing "Sephiroth" down is because Cloud is being forcibly drawn to Jenova for the Reunion. The Nibelheim flashback was all about introducing Sephiroth. Not establishing motive for revenge. And, Squall's relationship with Ellone is directly linked to his relationship with Laguna.

[@revenant1092]

If Dissidia ff is realistic, Laguna would be the strongerst character, and able to kill anyone.

[@lightsabermario]

Greatest Attack EVAR!!!

[@ZeldaEd123]

1:35 You are aware of what franchise you're in, right Laguna?

[@AlexanderMikhailov629]

When he said that I was like "No Laguna, you're the odd one here".

[@ioddandodd]

*sees kain jump so high he hits head on moon* lol

[@Kerrandrius]

I bet that guchi-guchi treatment would have cured Ward's throat injury right up.

[@AquaFan1998]

I would love to make an RPG with a leguna like character as the protagonist

[@demianoff]

best theme ever

[@ezekielbaskerville2710]

Laguna: Your Highness, don't fall for your own traps! Emperor Mateus: From the amount of times that swarm of insects you call allies have sent me flying into them, I know for a fact that I cannot.

[@jewellcleveland2226]

The Great Comment Ever😂

[@teh5abiking]

Laguna's Squall's father, but they're so different! In FF8: Squall's a loner yet Laguna loves people In Dissidia: Squall's a Close-range fighter, but Laguna's a long-range fighter. In general? Squall uses a gunblade while Laguna uses a machine gun.

[@ZaffireWolf]

4:07 Laguna: The Solid Snake of the Final Fantasy multiverse.

[@magicalduckye2356]

GREATEST ATTACK *EVER!!*

[@lovelylittlevulpix]

I find it hard to believe that he's Squall's father, when he looks so young that to me it seems more likely at first impression that he might be instead Squall's brother.

[@Horridian1200]

if i were Jecht i would have said the same

[@Keiji555]

@RosekiSommers Okay. Yeah, the world was in tatters, but Edea's orphanage wasn't the only orphanage. That is really unlikely. Timber had a habit of taking in more orphans that they could. and in Winhill, there was an elderly couple that took in children, and they are still alive during the playthrough with Squall. And he wasnt hated, the town was uncomfortable with a soldier, but he was respected when he hunted down monsters that was causing trouble for the town, and founding the town guard.

[@Sirxeko]

@Keiji555 In the dream sequences, Squall always dreams that he is Laguna. Not Zell, or Seifer, or Irvine, or any of the others. The others all mix and match who they are, Kiros or Ward. But Squall is always Laguna in those dream sequences. And Ellone states that that is no coincidence. She tells Squall that the reason for that is that he and Laguna have a bond that none of the others have. And, perhaps the most irrefutable reason Squall is Laguna's son: Because the game makers said so.

[@Tke]

@Kerrandrius Knowing Laguna's luck the cuchi-cuchi treatment would've made Ward loose an arm. Or maybe Kiros--it is after all the president's luck.

[@firstcooommment3675]

What happened to all of the pervy Tifa comments on all the Dissidia videos? They were hilarious! XD

[@houyo]

My uncle too would use machine guns when we played.

[@Mitzi-chan224]

😂😂

[@FluffySylveonBoi]

Laguna and Terra could be good friends.

[@erocklledo3314]

Didnt see his quote with Ultimatcia

[@Sagemaster00]

1:42 Am I the only one laughing his ass off to that reference?

[@IWillYeah]

Elephant why so serious xD didn't make the connection till you said it. A nice parody.

[@ZaffireWolf]

2:18 Dammit, Laguna, it's Father's Day.

[@Keiji555]

@NillaVision I could be mistaken about the infertility... But Ive played a lot of rpgs... If you recall Tales of Symphonia, there was a lot of focus on the relationship between Kratos and Lloyd. And I may have not played the game (Stupid drawing system) but I have seen someone play the game so much, that I may as well played the game myself. There are hints, but the game didn't play on them. The story of FF8 would have put more of an enthasis, considering the roles of both Squall and Laguna.

[@butter9565]

Song when the emperor is with Laguna?

[@giampieror6344]

Remake of the battle againist the emperor, played only in Dissidia 012

[@leonnasagawa]

@PTp1ranha yep, I didn't even get it until I re-watched that part.

[@farhinbadhon3008]

Laguna is hilarious.

[@InsaneUndertaker]

I never thought that Laguna is a shotacon...