Dissidia 012: Duodecim - Story Mode Encounter Quotes (Part 1)

I am compiling all of the character-specific exchanges made in the story mode. This is the first half, which features the Reports and 012. There will be spoilers, obviously.
The exchanges are shown in chronological order according to the timeline in the game's museum theater. Shantotto's, Prishe's, and Gilgamesh's stories all take place before the 012 cycle. Sephiroth's story is the first one for 012, followed by Kuja's, and then the actual 012 story proper.
Note that I do not have Cloud's confrontation with Chaos, because they don't actually get an exchange of dialogue for that one.
I will do the 013 encounter quotes later, although I might need to work out how to do the ones for Shade Impulse if everyone actually has different ones for each villain.

[@SirMelonHead]

Kain: Of course not. I offer yours. Best line

[@mattiabacciocchi2300]

BADASS FINAL FANTASY BATMAN

[@patrickarug9678]

I legit got goosebumps

[@Freesiappe]

"You don't remember me. How Tragic." *Fragile Pride activated!* That goes *way* too hand in hand.

[@aghadlarhen9397]

@Ovilaf Dalosga Squall really should have said the "f-word" if he's gonna be *that* rude.

[@meathir4921]

@Aitor Tilla It’s sad in context because Kuja has to pretend to be the villain when he’s not.

[@Zethrae]

Really miss the character interactions before the beginning of battles, especially in the story. The new Dissidia just gives everybody a random quote pertaining to their entire team rather than interacting with one another. Really wish they brought this back.

[@eoghanfeighery7383]

Really gives personality to the story and the characters here.

[@lowhp_comic]

NT killed many things that made Dissidia and 012 great lol

[@DarkShadowOblivion]

Kain and Laguna got the best lines. Exdeath: So, you offer your life in exchange for theirs? Kain: Of course not, I offer yours. Cod: You've chosen death. Now let us see it. Laguna: Sure, I got your death right here. Most Epic Lines ever.

[@vaporwingfauxmcloud1190]

Chills

[@asiansimp]

Kefka: Now you’re going to learn why “oppose” rhymes with “dispose”. Kain: Always happy to take out the trash. 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

[@zaidthefinalboss2727]

@@asiansimp das not kain.. 💀

[@asiansimp]

@@zaidthefinalboss2727 oh true i forgor

[@Omega-jg4oq]

I got your death right here is so savage and hilarious coming from Laguna 😂

[@revenant1092]

"Sure I got your death right here." -IMO this is badass line too. Loading his own Gun.

[@PTp1ranha]

2:10 Exdeath and Kain give the best lines in the game.

[@thattastedpurple4246]

nah.

[@PTp1ranha]

Rabdos Well I thought so anyway.

[@Verile]

+PTp1ranha I'm with you; I get shivers every time I hear Kain's retort. Garland's "Armor does not hide the weakness of your heart" is a close 2nd though.

[@bombermankenny1550]

It's nice to see Yasuo and M. Bison clash with each other.

[@staysharp2453]

Totally agreed

[@arnoldtan118]

"You are about to learn why oppose rhymes with dispose!" Classic.

[@sombraelerizo]

Lightning:Bring it on! I don't need a Second Chance Moments later: Ability Second Chance Activated.

[@staysharp2453]

lmao

[@Ubermensch9240]

And then she died......... I should be happy, but the heroes she took with her were Vaan and Kain. I loved those guys! :(

[@LionLostInTime]

0:18 Bartz's VA really is one of the best voice actors out there i love how can almost perfectly imitate anyone's voice

[@lowhp_comic]

His Tifa and Yuna impersonations are great!

[@SaitoBatch]

Wow, Yuna's quote's are certainly filled with confidence. I like it.

[@Ubermensch9240]

Thank god she came back in the reboot.

[@RexcorJ]

That Bartz VS. Gilgamesh one sounds like they're putting on some theatrics and Bartz has a voice in mind that isn't his usual sound lol

[@ArmageddonAngel]

The story reason is that Gilgamesh was playing out what he thought would happen when he met Bartz again

[@zhugeliang7832]

Bartz sounding like Gilgamesh was funny. Them Gilgamesh says the exact same thing afterwards.

[@emanuelegrooren8418]

Kain was cool but the final quote of lightning vs garland and Yuna vs mateus are the best, THIS IS MY STORY.

[@La-hora-del-terror]

It has a happy ending

[@Showgingah]

Damn Kain is a badass against Exdeath.

[@Spikkle]

I like how you put this in story order!

[@NeinBreaker]

Kefka: You're about to learn why 'oppose' rhymes with 'dispose'! Ever the wordsmith, Kefka.

[@Ramuh100]

2:10-2:17 Favorite quote exchange.

[@Ubermensch9240]

Vaan calling Kefka, a fucking GOD trash...... underrated badass.

[@altegani]

"yeah soon as I'm done with you"-Tifa

[@JarvisBaileyVA]

Laguna and Kain got some baller ass lines here.

[@familyoftacticaldroids309]

I really liked playing through these guys' stories, especially Kain, Laguna, and Vaan. Of course, I was That Idiot who started them at level 1 and went into final fights as whatever they were. *stares at Prishe, who didn't stand a chance until around level 30*

[@greatgamersguild]

Bring it on I don't need a second chance! Lightning!

[@XenojinHayabusa615]

Dies in one hit cuz she didn't equip the skill, Second Chance

[@jelanirosario3362]

I actually like the battle intro to Lightning vs Kuja. "Oh, I'll show you how lightning strikes," Pardon the expression. LOLOL!!!! 😀😀😀😀😃😃😃😃😂😂😂😂 Lightning sure has a dark sense of humor, that she does. Two thumbs WAY up!!!!👍👍

[@Lusofuso]

Great video! Bartz mimicking Gilgamesh voice is so funny!

[@Spikkle]

Love the first Vaan Kefka one, "Your about to learn why opposed ryhtmes with disposed!" kefka is so lol

[@TheAzulmagia]

@Myth3842 Sephiroth: *remembering Nibelheim* Mother...you told me that girls always remembered their first stabbing...

[@OhFrittata]

I wish they kept these as actual battle quotes instead of: 1.Opponent says something 2.Player character just says nothing. That's so fuckin boring.

[@vaporwingfauxmcloud1190]

The kuja betrayal hit me home 😭😭

[@rasdan1192]

They don't call this game DISS-idia for nothing.

[@DoggiesRBigMarshmallows]

Most awesome, badass line in Duodecim at 2:10 Thank you very much, Kain!

[@DivaFan319]

The focus of the story is Ashe, but Vaan is classed as the main character, which is why you control him in towns.

[@zzz43344]

True

[@terraventusaqua123]

2:33 the one moment in the entire FF series where I'm proud to be playing as Vaan.

[@CapnJackHyuuga]

"En Garde! I adore no holds barred!"

[@yourdoom126]

Sometimes I think that the people who made the battle quotes were having a bit too much fun. Especially considering that if you think about them in a certain way almost all of them could be taken as sexual innuendos.

[@TheAzulmagia]

Kuja vs Zidane with Dark Messenger playing... I'm getting nostalgic.

[@faziglota723]

Lightning sweetie you have to speak a little louder, the music's too loud

[@imunoriginal382]

I just realized Bartz wasn't mimicking Gilgamesh's voice

[@WanderingNerd21]

He actually was at 0:19

[@alansixx]

kain sounds like caius

[@phoenixwings274]

Yep, both characters are voiced by the same actor ^_^

[@revenant1092]

And Gaara.

[@Okamilover94]

Can’t forget Jushiro Ukitake from Bleach

[@SSJVegies]

Best story quotes at 2:02

[@kh-birth-by-sleep-tryhard]

For me Laguna (especialy his final battle vs cloud of darkness) - lightining - kain - cloud - bartz (especialy that one when he wear his alt3 clothes) he mime the voice of gilgamesh very well when I heared him first I was think gilgamesh has long quot Just in this videos Another thing well done parallax

[@paradoxking64]

Lightning and Kain stay clapping back and I'm always here for it

[@Okoranasan]

He isn't the main character in anything but dissida 012, and Revanant Wings. He's an observer in FFXII. And that's true enough.

[@zzz43344]

Hmmm...

[@BastardMan]

love Squall vs Kuja. TYPICAL DIRTY CHAOS TRICK >:/ ...I'll take that as a compliment ^^

[@rainy1314emily]

If it's anyone I can easily get along with among the warriors of Cosmos', its definitely Tifa and Prishe. I wish someone had a way of extracting the the character's encounter quotes as a mp3 file. I wanna use them for my message ringtone

[@bait668]

I'm just putting this out there prishe is awesome

[@eternasapphiremoon81]

"Finders keepers, losers bleeders!" She's got some of the best freaking lines, and I LOVE her references to the fight with Promathia (secret quotes during battle have her asking for various foods!)

[@fghtchiaaa7886]

3:10

[@_JENOVA_]

Kain?...What are you doing? Kain,please stop

[@kiri3567]

No

[@Okoranasan]

I'm not arguing on Kefka, he is awesome. But Vaan I like, even though he's overshadowed by better characters. In this case, I'll just say agree to disagree.

[@TheGamersState]

Sorry to tell you this but Vaan in the main character in Final Fantasy 12, The Final Fantasy Wikipedia tells you that. Ok yes he is classed as more of a viewpoint character but he is the main character of FF12.

[@alansixx]

thats metal

[@makhyusnimakhyusni401]

Yuna happy ending right

[@WanderingNerd21]

Especially in X-2

[@colinmckoy4445]

are these strictly during the story or do they apply during normal gameplay also? if so, how do you unlock it?

[@Siwode]

M8

[@juliusbryanbulawan6710]

I have bought all of the encounter voice for all characters, but it doesnt work when im in quick battle or arcade mode or group battle,why???

[@lunerblade13]

These are story mode interactions so they are narratively driven.

[@MintC7]

hey were can i get final fantasy dissdia 013 please tell me my b-day is coming in 2 days

[@VaatiOfDarkness]

I actually thought it was kind of a clever response. :P

[@andrebaxter4023]

This game was so good. Poored hundreds of hours into it.

[@SaitoBatch]

@freckleburger Not at first. I know she got better, but I was thinking it was more like X-2 where she had a lot of confidence from the get-go.

[@RoddickFarrence589]

@Parallaxal Thnks. =)

[@RoddickFarrence589]

0:16 which report does this battle ocurr?

[@TheAzulmagia]

@MrPerchance Laguna got gangsta. X3

[@neowed6222]

3:05 what music is it?

[@zaqareemalcolm]

FFXIII - Nascent Requiem, originally plays during the 2nd phase of that game's Final Boss fight

[@coolace2404]

@megaanimeluver15 dissidia 013 is the first dissidia game

[@ClandonV6]

@CrimsonVermillioneye LMAO

[@freckleburger]

@SaitoBatch Just like FFX.

[@TheGamersState]

I think the agree to disagree is not needed, if you like Vaan than that's perfectly fine and I respect that opinion. Personally I don't like him because I feel as though he isn't main character material.

[@krislegionau4997]

He isn't the main character of his final fantasy game. He's a side character and is treated as such, someone who lived but a simply life now wrapped up in something bigger. An occasion that he's willing to rise to in order to reach his dreams of freedom and being a sky pirate. That's why I like Vaan, hes obviously not supposed to be main character material. Just himself.

[@StellaeArrente]

They use french in Dissidia and the traduction is isn't complete ! XDDD

[@TheGamersState]

2 reasons 1. Kefka may be a bad guy but he's 1 awesome villain. 2. Vaan is by far the worst main character in Final Fantasy, like like his pathetic game.

[@TheGamersState]

..Did Vaan just call Kefka a piece of trash? That's it, I officially hate Vaan.

[@AyanAiil]

3:10