Under Siege 2 Dark Territory Movie Review and Break Down

[@pontiacmaniac7772]

1:30 I’m pretty sure that’s Zed from Pulp Fiction

[@anthonylakich1727]

the opening of RED DRAGON where Anthony Hopkins slow stabbs Edward Nortan

[@davidwaring6815]

Steven Seagal needs a stunt double just to stand and walk upstairs nowadays!

[@bigbearkat2010]

And flat surfaces really

[@douggale5962]

Kind of like a train yeah. Can't be too hard to go uphill and can't be too disastrous if the brakes fail and it goes down the hill.

[@AugustMMA]

9:34 Amazing energy by Seagal.

[@repairshop22]

I personally love how Segal uses his middle finger to point at things in this movie

[@1985Crystal]

I am the biggest Seagal fan and love all his movies from 88 to 2001 but I must admit the humor here has me laughing and enjoying this Movie break down.

[@CJ-ln5dk]

Drop everything and watch when my favorite channel posts a new video!!

[@mattmcgrath25]

My friend's dad was obsessed with Segal in the late 90s, to the point that he suggested that my friend dress up as Segal for his senior picture -- ponytail, gold chain, muscle shirt, cheesy sunglasses, you name it. When he showed it to me during our Physics class I said "whatever you do DO NOT show this to anyone else for the rest of your life, destroy every copy of this picture" but he kept showing it off and being shocked that people didn't think it was cool 🤣

[@nathanielgreer2764]

I think that is cool. Very very very cool.

[@harley4230]

"it never quite reaches the highs of the original" We know why that is... don't we.

[@matthewmeade5687]

There is some grade A shushing in a flick called The Big Hit. I am mostly decensitized to violence myself and that movie is a really fun, 90s heist film with Mark Wahlburg and the gem that is Lou Diamond Phillips , but there is this one shushing scene that is so disturbing and such an abrupt tonal shift , that it has prevented me from recommending the movie to anyone or rewatching it for years.

[@garyhall7867]

Was just thinking earlier that I needed to check to see if I missed a notification for you because it was about that time for a video, and here you are. Help this long ass Friday go by a bit quicker

[@rickykeim2005]

what's crazy about Segal is he's still making Movies even though he seems like he can barely move anymore. but he's probably in his 60s now so it kind of makes sense.

[@joshuaknox2724]

lool my dads 60 and seems fit and healthy Stevens mannerisms are like a 90 yr old even when clint eastwood was still making films at like 80 he was still more active than seagull

[@skippythealien9627]

@@joshuaknox2724 Clint Eastwood could legit kick Steve Seagal's ass even though he's like 30 years older than him lmfaooo

[@Bryanpeacock33]

In monster squad Dracula calls the little girl a bitch..

[@justplainjimmy1481]

There was a blooper I caught while watching this movie. It's when Casey Ryback shot Dane's laptop. The walkie yalkie on it was blown to pieces with a hole in the laptop. But afterwards, when Dane fell out the train window, you see the walkoe talkoe is back in tact and no hole in the laptop.

[@jkdbuck7670]

Never clicked on a notification so fast!

[@Quasi_Terrible]

When this movie came out you could've put Steven Seagal's Casey Ryback character up against Humphrey Bogart's Rick Blaine from Casablanca or Clark Gable's Rhett Butler from Gone with the Wind and you would find Steven Seagal's Casey Ryback would narrowly beat those other 2 in screen presence and gravitas brought to the roll... Mostly because the other 2 guys were dead when this movie came out. But that's still something.

[@blackjohnsnow9375]

But he would’ve got his ass kicked by micheal DUDIKOV. And you knoooooow it lmao

[@soldier4242]

You managed to reuse your moon recording from the Shining and it didn't bother me one bit. That is efficiency right there.

[@chrislancaster7162]

100% agree with that scene from ‘Saving Private Ryan’ 😳

[@bigbearkat2010]

Effing Upham man

[@MrRjh63]

Yeah they really should have just shot that dude when they had the chance.

[@matthewmoneypit1558]

Watched that movie at the theater and that part literally gave me chills.

[@DatsWhatXiSaid]

That character is not Steamboat Willy from by the radar station. Steamboat has a regular army (Heer) uniform, while the soldier killing Mellish has a Waffen SS uniform and says, "Give up, you don't stand a chance! Let's just end this here! It'll be easier for you, much easier. You'll see it'll be over quick."

[@jkdbuck7670]

Blubber Steve 2: Dark Buffet

[@jaeaguilar6356]

Lmao

[@blackjohnsnow9375]

Bro lmao … the vacuum of space . There is no sounddddd tho ! Great work .. keep up the good work

[@CarloCarrasco]

Now that you mentioned and showed Michael Ironside, I recommend you watch his performance in V: The Final Battle (1984).

[@TheReal704Champ]

Keep up the good work! Also, do Tango and Cash!!

[@soyuzdavillan721]

10:49 Mikey Palmice from the sopranos!!!

[@rickykeim2005]

Hell Yeah Friday is Nerd Day. this video is 9 minutes old and Im looking at 8 comments. that's pretty awesome.

[@jkdbuck7670]

9:16 was the coldest joke thus far.

[@bigbearkat2010]

The first time I watched a Seagal movie (Hard to Kill) I think I was like 15 and had only ever seen what he looked like after his career became a punchline. Only knew the title at that point and nothing else and spent an embarrassingly long time thinking Seagal was that guy that plays Stabler in SVU. When I found out it was Seagal, it suddenly made sense why my dad laughed at him so much.

[@exbronco]

He sort of flips a 3rd and a 4th guy. the 3rd guy runs downstairs. Seagal twists his arm and throws him into a wall. then he breaks both his wrists and kicks him in the face. he does the same throw move on the guy he kills right before the Penn fight.

[@furrybogard9724]

9:17 And I thought only Will Sasso could sum up Segal perfectly. That line proved me wrong

[@douggale5962]

The crew probably recognized that some of the extras had way more acting talent than the some of the main characters.

[@johnhamilton5369]

Mikey Palmice reference is hilarious

[@nathanielgreer2764]

This might not count because the victim lived but in my opinion the best example of a killer whispering to a dying man has to be Hannibal Lecter in the beginning of Red Dragon. #OuterSpaceIsDenver

[@MrAnaheimification]

Funny slow death… THE Punisher 2004 when John Travolta’s character is stabbing his friend to death, and his friend is asking him why he’s murdering him it’s kind of funny.

[@deanjacksonGFX84]

Hardest slow death scene to watch: Smokin Aces: When Pasquale "The Plague" Acosta kills the security guard & tells him to close his eyes so he can get into heaven. Runner up: (in a different light) Tombstone: Morgan dying on the pool table while Wyatt tries to calm him down.

[@jonbon7219]

Forrest m bubba

[@exbronco]

the flick floggers did a review of this movie. in one scene, they imitated Seagal. they said "she's my niece, i can't tap that. what state is it?"

[@caboosech]

They head henchmen looks like the guy played mr. Slippy fist in the South Park cartoon

[@caboosech]

You want to do a review on the movie disaster in a coast lighter which was produced in nineteen seventy-nine and talk about the plot of that movie that would be interested

[@dbestanime8148]

A Sky TV Dish looks more hi-tech than the satellite in this movie lol but great video as always 👍

[@garyhall7867]

Idk I this fits your criteria, but Matthew Fox in Smokin Aces

[@DistractedNerd]

It absolutely 100% meets the criteria.

[@AdamFink83]

I remember seeing this with my grandfather at the movie theater. Just a little awkward when the Guys perving on the girl with the sataliteq

[@davehicks4796]

You sir are a genius

[@m00k61]

The worst I mean WORST example of someone trying to calm someone before killing them is the one fat dude. Baby face something in THE WIRE. Gets killed in an abandoned home by Chris and Snoop. He even walks to the house with them. Half crying the whole time and pleading. It's gut wrenching.

[@Elvisbackpack]

Executive Decision is next, right? Not counting Machete, that's the most recent Seagal movie I've seen.

[@garryflanders6328]

I'm you didn't make a bigger deal of him getting shot, saying this ain't being shot and it never coming up again?! I was expecting a whole Timmy Tonka side story... 😄

[@bigkmoviesandgames]

6:11 any sane human being on the planet will be crying in this situation.

[@ryanrichardson1337]

Well, I was about to do the dishes, but I guess that can wait 14 minutes and 24 seconds.

[@NotMeNaNaNa]

Example of bad guy shushing someone before they die- James Caan in Eraser. Btw that movie would be perfect for review 😉. Please comment on how the main bad guy looks like Yanni 🤣 Oh and back to this film… Eric Bogosian and that hair… 🎶 just let your soul glo 🎶

[@DistractedNerd]

Oh hell yeah, a James Caan Shush is the scariest of shushes. I need to do more Arnold movies period.

[@NotMeNaNaNa]

@@DistractedNerd yea he had a few of those pretending to be good but horrible bad guy roles. I guess it made up for what Kathy Bares did to him in Misery… or the toll booth 🤣

[@lightsabermetrics]

Come for the Under Siege 2 review, stay for the "space has only slightly less oxygen than Denver" theory. #OuterSpaceIsDenver

[@exbronco]

the female villain who says "it's ok" later on falls to her death too.

[@jayward8237]

Oh snap another great video!

[@anthonyrobbins9778]

Seagal has atleast 3 more decent movies:Executive Decision,The Glimmer Man(quite possibly the greatest movie of the post modern era) and the Patriot(it’s like on deadly ground but some how worse)

[@joewiedmeier1080]

This guys pretty funny. 1st video 👌

[@saulgoodman7509]

Throat rip count?

[@DistractedNerd]

On screen: 0 On set: 45

[@MrCHAIRMANOFTHEBORED]

I actually watched this last night, I will watch it again now that I'm armed with this incredible information 🤣

[@joshuaknox2724]

steven claimed in an interview that none of his movies are sped up apparently there are "witnesses" to back his word up but that clip you showed was 100% sped up lol what a liar dude

[@IngoFilmfreak]

"slightly less oxygen than in Denver." - BRUHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

[@The_Architekt]

Oh shit, it’s the bad guy from The Mask.

[@AdamSheehan-pm8zq]

7:56 drive

[@mattpenn9079]

Casey vs. Penn doesn't even reach Julie vs. Ned levels.

[@MegaSting1981]

8:06 😆

[@matthewmoneypit1558]

The Steven Segal videos kill me. 😂

[@soyuzdavillan721]

Seagal doesn't disappoint us and dresses in black haha

[@Unclemarv12]

The dude that played Penn is also the bad guy in everything

[@jameswarner5878]

I live the Steven Segal oeuvre as presented by Distracted Nerd.

[@israelsifuentes9178]

Goddamn it nerd, you did it again!! 😄

[@Hero1922]

"you believe there is an outer space, that's adorable" lol wake up sheeple I'm kidding

[@frankfortfcgoc]

outstanding movie whoever doesnt love this just doesnt understand it

[@fattylumpkin9209]

Neato

[@joshdoe1184]

Yeeeeaaaaahhhhh, booooyyyyyeeeee!!!

[@ronnymorts]

Early. Here we go

[@raven4152001]

- Hot Damn!!!

[@worldsheaviestjamband93]

I remember in Little Giants Rick Moranis shushing Ed O’Neil after Moranis went to visit him and shanked him with a sharpened fan blade. It may have been a deleted scene. It also may have been from being on LSD. Let me know if you remember that whacky shushing! #outerspaceisdenver

[@ddl2347]

Zed!

[@Thurston86]

#OuterspaceIsDenver

[@johnelder-hh3ix]

LOL -- FUCKING FUNNY!!!!

[@joshuaknox2724]

why do you sound just like Redeye Reviews its so weird you both cover the same topics and both have that same voice looooooooool