the fact that he keep it going after the joke had past made it even more funny to me.
@chazjohnson734 жыл бұрын
O.K. The verbal statute joke started off as super annoying, but your commitment to the bit paid off in the end! Had me rolling after you closed the door.
@raven41520014 жыл бұрын
- The penalty for saying Cocteau the whole episode cracked me up. 😄😄
@JesusChrist-xb7jq4 жыл бұрын
Raven, you are fined one credit for violation of verbal mortality statute.
@bobbyindahood3 жыл бұрын
The swear monitor just pure comedy gold lol
@joshmiller51974 жыл бұрын
This review was genius. The credit machine going off the whole time. Very smart.
@gp42364 жыл бұрын
I laughed hard at the muffled “you are fined 1 credit...” after you closed the door
@ljcarthan35044 жыл бұрын
Thank you for releasing 2 videos in as many weeks. Obviously this is a sideline for you so we're very grateful for the attention.
@ShutterSpeedGaming3 жыл бұрын
“Why Pizza Hut?” “Because they don’t sell pizza 🍕 In record stores dude” 😂😂😂😂
@mattmcgrath254 жыл бұрын
I'm sure others have let you know, but these videos are a nice surprise during the week, especially during a bad week, ha! Thanks for uploading again, we all really look forward to then.
@ShutterSpeedGaming3 жыл бұрын
Your channel is so underrated 🤦🏽♂️
@jamesclint23383 жыл бұрын
“ I swear to god I’ll pistol whip the next guy that says shenanigans.”
@Bdb834 жыл бұрын
Man I wish I had a big KZbin channel just so I could promote this one so it gets the views it deserves! It's like sitting on a mountain of gold with no way to sell it.
@gregandres27874 жыл бұрын
You really need to do more movie reviews man especially from the 90s as well as tv shows. You have a great channel you could have so many more subscribers.
@koretechx14 жыл бұрын
YES! You totally 187'd me (as usual)! Mellow greetings and salutations my friend. We've missed you and your humor!
@period87052 жыл бұрын
The alarm then the "you are fined one credit" gimmick is Effin awesome.
@RedHeadKevin4 жыл бұрын
5:30 I swear I'm gonna pistol whip the next guy who says "shenanigans."
@davidbedard68244 жыл бұрын
Holy shit..he's baaaaackkkkkk
@JesusChrist-xb7jq4 жыл бұрын
David Bedard, you are fined one credit for violation of verbal mortality statute.
@killbenjiTV4 жыл бұрын
I wanna live to see those ps13 graphics!
@deanjacksonGFX844 жыл бұрын
Awesome !!!! You are killing it, these retro reviews are hilarious 🤘🤘🤘
@avace9173 жыл бұрын
The Swear Monitor missed you saying "DAMNIT, Jerry!"
@timpaich20743 жыл бұрын
There are scenes cut out with Wesley Snipes villain shoots the Bill Cobbs character. Also there are scenes cut out with Sylvester Stallone taking out cryocon henchmen. There's also the cut out scene when Sylvester Stallone fights Jesse Ventura at the cryo-prison.
@furrybogard97244 жыл бұрын
Dan Cortez lounge singing Jolly Green Giant is reason enough to revisit the film on a regular basis
@matthew-xf3zi4 жыл бұрын
Thank you! Needed this. I think i watched your Cobra break down like 30 times in the last month.
@7deadlypins4 жыл бұрын
Only half way through the video and love this video already. Best youtuber ever. Love it.
@1nsolenc34 жыл бұрын
This is the best channel on KZbin
@vhampyre012 жыл бұрын
You got away with one "hell" at 8:57 and one "damn-it" at 9:41, so... Consider yourself lucky, Mister!
@StanislavBD4 жыл бұрын
I love these movies from my childhood you’ve been reviewing. Can you do Ghostbusters 1 & 2?
@rickykeim20053 жыл бұрын
I kind of love your relationship with Jerry.
@killbenjiTV4 жыл бұрын
This movie was well aware of the coronavirus lol ...
@LifeVersity4 жыл бұрын
haha and Arnold Schwarzenegger political career too
@DieHardBall3 жыл бұрын
Bro I think you've done every movie I love thx
@rickykeim20053 жыл бұрын
I miss action movies like this.
@BigDumbMovie4 жыл бұрын
Okay, that bit about the cake really has me messed up.
@DistractedNerd4 жыл бұрын
It has messed me up for years
@furrybogard97244 жыл бұрын
It's actually a pretty valid point
@claytongoode57154 жыл бұрын
Also this movie would be the last time we'd see Wesley Snipes look like he was enjoying himself until last years Dolemite Is My Name.
@westtlink3 жыл бұрын
I LOVE that you ran with the joke all the way. Yeah annoying, but I can appreciate the dedication!
@echeve174 жыл бұрын
Another classic video on a classic movie. Classic
@thevfxmancolorizationvfxex40514 жыл бұрын
Can you do a breakdown of AI: Artificial Intelligence next?
@Shadders20102 жыл бұрын
You have been fined ONE credit. OH THE PAIN *gets cutt off*
@gourry474 жыл бұрын
You've gotta do mrs.doubtfire next
@LifeVersity4 жыл бұрын
funny to see a taco bell ad before demolition man review
@wartyrant86273 жыл бұрын
9:24 Every pre-pubescent boy: “I think I’m in love.”
@7deadlypins4 жыл бұрын
I have seen this movie about 50 times and the things you bring up about this movie are spot on. So many flaws but an awesome movie. You have a pateron righ? I promised I would if you did this review.
@PappyClappy3 жыл бұрын
Who tf tried to enjoy themselves with that 1 dislike??
@ryanbaker74043 жыл бұрын
You know you're in hell when "everything is like Utah"! 🤣😂🙌👍
@pluto5454 жыл бұрын
Lenina Huxley obsessed with how things used to be in 20th Century. Sounds like a modern person living in 21st Century.
@NestorCaster3 жыл бұрын
Lol. Also, along with the film Passenger 57, this movie was one of the first times Wesley Snipes got to showcase his martial art mastery-- since before he starred in action film, it wasn’t widely known that he was a martial artist and black belt master… he started at between 11-12 years old in the martial arts. So basically if given the chance his Nino Brown character could have beating the ever loving garbage out of ICE-T, but the role just demand him be a normal kinda sorta street fighting drug kingpin psycho
@ZombicidalMadMom812 жыл бұрын
I tried to make that air high-five a thing with my friends/family during Co-vid, but as per usual, they all just looked at me like I was a crazy person :S
@blackjohnsnow93754 жыл бұрын
Lmao serious classic . Great episode man too funny . Was that really dan Cortez 😂
@pucknorris347310 ай бұрын
12:08 he said “heads up!”
@megan24844 жыл бұрын
you have the funniest reviews of you tube
@flybeep16613 жыл бұрын
Fun fact, the female computer voice heard in the movie is voiced by Adrienne Barbeau, the tough chick from Escape From New York.
@DW30104 жыл бұрын
Spartan does say, “Heads up!” though so there’s your pun for the head coming off 😃
@APguitarCovers4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha, love the verbal morality violations. Good call, sir. Thanks for the quick upload!
@PappyClappy3 жыл бұрын
I smell a new sub coming on...
@colonelquack4 жыл бұрын
Seen lots of reviews and NOBODY thought to do that running gag. (that I know of)
@ZombicidalMadMom812 жыл бұрын
Did anyone else think we were going to get a reveal that Sandra Bullock's character was John Spartan's daughter?
@upc2h223 жыл бұрын
Very odd that I just watched a small series of videos on the coming out of our shells to her with the Ninja turtles and now I see it on here... LOL
@zaquaholic4 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget to add “dammit Jerry“ to the list of approved words. In this case I completely concur with the morality machine. Jerry is the worst. In fact, I think the morality machine and the Zima machine might have something to do with that.
@surface_glow25204 жыл бұрын
How many Zimas did Jerry Thing drink before his wife left him?
@papaburlap33854 жыл бұрын
@@surface_glow2520 dude, The Jerry Thing Never had a wife. Just the girl at the discount shoe warehouse who smiled at him the one time. Why do you think he got hooked on Zima in the first place?
@jamesanthonygreen82334 жыл бұрын
I loved watching this video.
@Genrebenders3 жыл бұрын
Jerry really needs to get his shi* together
@bigyavenger94564 жыл бұрын
Yes!
@QoQabai6583 жыл бұрын
The swear monitor in the background tho! Man I was fucking...... BONK!!! My bad.
@jkdbuck76704 жыл бұрын
I laughed at this movie when I was a teen when it came out. I'm not laughing now. The folks who wrote it knew the direction we were headed as a society. I heard that the Pizza Hut thing was because they don't have Taco Bell in Australia...hence the alternative.
@sylvesterngirkelau86044 жыл бұрын
Do “ The Little Giants” ........one time lol
@gregoriousblantonius4 жыл бұрын
This is brilliant
@7deadlypins4 жыл бұрын
What the fucccckkkk KZbin!!!!!!! I have been asking for this for like a year like a little turd on every video. It comes out a week ago and it tells me just now!!!!? So hyped to watch out haven't watched it yet!! Thank you!!
@DistractedNerd4 жыл бұрын
Haha! I wondered where the hell you were!
@7deadlypins4 жыл бұрын
@@DistractedNerd I know right! I signed up for pateron but pay pal bugged out and wouldn't let me pay. You are the first person I have ever done that with. You deserve it. I ll retry soon. I recommend others should too!!
@rickykeim20052 жыл бұрын
The Jokes are really good in this one.
@xKillaBunnix4 жыл бұрын
Omg yesss this made my night 🤟🏻🖤🥰
@chicagofan764 жыл бұрын
Love this. I just choked on my coffee 😂
@mike152803 жыл бұрын
I do think it’s funny they give Dan Cortez More lines And a man who’s going to go on to be a governor of the state
@rickforespring4834 Жыл бұрын
i think we're living in the just before demolition man times right now. lol
@charlesthompson22814 жыл бұрын
You should do Like Mike and Air Bud 2
@xero_chance8184 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@Airforce4Ever796 ай бұрын
I was totally confused about the fact that Simon Phoenix was a highly trained supersoldier against peaceful people of 2032 that was really dumb
@jameswarner58784 жыл бұрын
It didn't go off when you said "damn it" at 9:41
@HisDudeness19864 жыл бұрын
There was one scene where they talk about Spartan’s daughter having grown up but they change the subject right after that. Who was his daughter? What if Huxley was his daughter? 🤔🧐😱🤢🤮
@wartyrant86273 жыл бұрын
NOOOO! *spoilers below* That reminds me of a certain Korean cult classic which became a Spike Lee joint casted with notable actors from the MCU.
@jerlaine16384 жыл бұрын
Fun fact I live in Utah and can confirm that shenanigans is indeed a bad word
@whodiditthistime12874 жыл бұрын
Can you do Drop dead Fred or Freddie vs Jason?
@santosbelmarez80234 жыл бұрын
Your next breakdown should be the sandlot.
@mhuff8864 жыл бұрын
Good s#*t brotha. Enjoy all your vids!
@JesusChrist-xb7jq4 жыл бұрын
Maven Huffman, you are fined one credit for violation of verbal mortality statute.
@mhuff8864 жыл бұрын
Hahaha!!! Well played!! Now what the H€€££ are those D@€N shells for?
@soyuzdavillan7213 жыл бұрын
Wow... over 8k view and 1 dislike!!
@charliem98314 жыл бұрын
Pizza Hut was the shit in the 80’s Now it gives me the shits
@TomasCyr4 жыл бұрын
Lol I thought I would hate the fine computer skit but it was pretty damn funny
@Timmypup4 жыл бұрын
Anyone else notice there was a ‘Hell’ in there that went without a penalty? 😂
@B.Moore-Ready10 ай бұрын
This movie was a warning ⚠️ definitely predictive programming.
@raven41520014 жыл бұрын
- this oughta be good. 😎
@Malachi3334 жыл бұрын
😂🤣you are fined one credit... 🤣😂
@AdamFink833 жыл бұрын
I thought you weren't able to say hell yet at the end of the video you get away with saying it three times...
@DistractedNerd3 жыл бұрын
That's that famous Distracted Nerd attention to detail right there.
@AdamFink833 жыл бұрын
@@DistractedNerd regardless still hilarious, have been binge-watching all your videos.
@michaelblaine64944 жыл бұрын
Damn,we’re only 12 years away from that. Idk why but that’s depressing. Though if things continue along a similar path they got the obsession with the 20th century right(it’s only really the 80s and 90s she cared about,or cares about,or will care about🤯)
@Warstory01264 жыл бұрын
Hey do Little Giants
@darkghoulrecords4 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah!
@auniversalwoman4 жыл бұрын
😂 the air 5... surviving covid
@iluomobravo4 жыл бұрын
Bro I love your videos, but if you want me to continue to pay you on patron, you need to make more than one video every month
@joshdoe11844 жыл бұрын
Need. More. Nerd.
@RedHeadKevin4 жыл бұрын
I don't get this movie. Was the whole world pacified like San Angeles? Was it just that one megalopolis? All of America? Canada, I can see. But how would the rest of the US act? Especially since the catalyst for this Perfect Society was an earthquake in CA. So people in Philly and Boston and Atlanta wouldn't be affected quite the same way. Were they all on board with this society on Ambien?
@wartyrant86273 жыл бұрын
*Cue Math Lady / Confused Lady Meme*
@avace9172 жыл бұрын
They apparently used Pizza Hut in territories that didn't have Taco Bell
@theblackgoatofthewoods4 жыл бұрын
I still say this was meant to be a future Batmanmovie. Can anyone say that Simon Phoenix are not a black Joker?
@JLE88114 жыл бұрын
If this gets down voted it seal the fact that 2020 is the worst year ever.
@DistractedNerd4 жыл бұрын
Holy hell, I didn't even realize that this had 0 down votes...that's...that's impressive. I am stating now that anyone who down votes this video is pro Coronavirus. Just sayin'
@vinnidanton91044 жыл бұрын
Oh how I’ve missed you.
@tbull15454 жыл бұрын
If we don’t get little giants by the end of 2020, I may jump off a bridge. Lol jk
@thelilypad6849 Жыл бұрын
I wish I could have watched this video; but after you made the same joke for the 10th time, I couldn't watch anymore.