Wade: The Fashioned Man

[@LoeisSpeirs]

There should be a CLOAK X Wade collection designed by Wade that would be an interesting collection 😅

[@isabellasiler7687]

Stuff that’s long instead of regular because he’s tall

[@lazunekko]

Would buy them because I'll be honest? I have Wade's fashion sense lmao

[@YourWickedFuneral]

A middle aged dad fashion line… I’m sure the cargo pants would pop off but idk about the wifebeater.

[@Kari0520]

One will say "Wade" one will say "Wade x Cloak" lmao

[@deathgirl8867]

I would totally get that😂

[@newpathtreasures]

Not true. My son loves getting Cloak stuff every year. Birthday, Christmas, Thanksgiving, Easter, Valentines, St. Patrick's, Labor Day, Memorial Day. Any other day he can possibly think of, and also just because.

[@kaya2576]

I envision another podcast "The Fashionable Man" where they try to makeover Wade.

[@Sylfa]

Episode 42 of The Fashionable Man! "I just, I can't! I can't anymore! This is, no. Just NO!" (Not to pick on Wade, but the joke was *right there* )

[@isabellasiler7687]

It must get to rupaul level tho

[@TheGirlGamer143]

wade is such a dad

[@MrLoew-bf2he]

Does he have a kid?

[@spongebobsexypants]

​@@MrLoew-bf2he he has dogs, so yes

[@9vst9lxiv9]

amen 🙏

[@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072]

@@spongebobsexypants kzbin.infoDVXOnw_lWII?feature=share

[@MarloSoBalJr]

​​@@MrLoew-bf2he Nope. Which is a wild thought cos he fits the perfect dad profile of a "IDGAF son! Go climb a tree of something..."

[@rizenstinson5767]

I love how Mark and Wade are telling wade about different clothing yet both of them are just wearing plain black t-shirts

[@ireallylikenuggets9490]

Mark and Bob*

[@superherowolf2444]

*Mark and Bob*

[@thenightranger4253]

wade and wade ?

[@aedaniammx7559]

Same energy as someone telling you about cuisine while eating a microwave pizza

[@countcandy]

Ah I love this podcast with Wade, Mark and Wade! You must have been distracted listening to that episode.

[@bobmasters9871]

I am a hundred percent with Wade on this. That is absolutely what I grew up as, and I recently did an adult thing and tried to find my own style.

[@matthewpool6508]

Same and I've been trying to find a style but I have no idea how to shop for clothes lol. Also have a pathological fear of spending money.

[@orang1921]

@@matthewpool6508 having no style is the way to being truly content

[@isupergirl]

ngl, I would love to see Wade done up in like a John Wick esque suit dressed to the nines.

[@justmerc1642]

"I heard you struck my son. May I know why?" "He flooded Wade Barnes' house, sir. And killed his cat." "Oh."

[@LillieLikesGaming]

I love how they can all talk about the most random stuff ever and still make me laugh 😭❤

[@jonathanbarnett2578]

I relate to Wade. It has been years since I became an adult, and I'm still wearing the clothes my mother bought me before u left the nest.

[@Lucifersfursona]

Adulthood is deciding which of your high school clothes you keep and which ones you gently say goodbye to

[@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072]

Me too

[@Catscrazycrafts27]

Isn't both Wade and Bob very, very tall compared to Mark and Ethan? I think Tyler is tall too... that would really impact their choices in off the rack clothing stores. I'm just speaking from helping friends find nice clothes for special occasions.

[@doobiejesus1097]

The boys really turned into a bunch of hot dads, didn't they? 😂

[@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072]

Wade is definitely a dad who was smokin Bob is this big tall imposing thing. Who is now a modern dad who is still out of touch with things And then there’s Mark…. The crazy uncle who shows up to parties we’re not sure who he’s related to. But he got “discovered” and is following his dreams.

[@Sqwidiot]

@@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 I love this

[@DoktorSES]

TRUUUUUUUUUU

[@Lejo1]

Wades shirt matches his beard too well lol

[@haleybrewster4913]

When I say boys being boys, this is the shit I mean. 😂

[@kappa_studios]

​@@PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica dawg wut

[@thegeekoutgirl]

Wades mentality in this reminds me of my little brother 😂

[@pedrostormrage]

3:23 "The whole statement that there's no such thing as a nice t-shirt I have to morally object to" I was thinking exactly about a really nice t-shirt I've seen Mark wearing a few times; it kinda looked like he was wearing a painting (the brand was called Illusive (London)). That being said, I'm like Wade: I'll just wear whatever I have around (which was bought by my parents).

[@xenno8496]

1 I relate to Wade so much on this for the first time EVER I relate to Wade on something 😅 And 2 yeah, ya don't really NEED anything more than a nice T-shirt and pants that work🤷🏼‍♀️

[@archangel1547]

I want to see a skit where Wade gets fitted for a new t shirt like the scene where John Wick gets fitted for a suit.

[@patricklalhmachhuana8197]

I understand Wade, I'm a college student and I don't really have a taste in fashon so I just kinda wear things they bought me. I am the kinda guy who'd wear an oversized hoodie and pants when everyone goes for something slim like torn jeans or something, when I "finally get" what people my age are wearing, it's already too late for me to try that,cause it's cringe and outdated

[@hacksmerian2879]

Wade needs to do a collab with Cloak and have it all be ugly christmas sweaters.

[@iron_Will]

The Markiplier/Frugal Aesthetic crossover we couldn't have anticipated

[@tasha9941]

At 26 I empathize with Wade so hard. Clothes are stressful. Basic I know what I like and like what I know.

[@josia444.]

I adore Wade's way of life😂❤

[@Bob-po2dp]

He’s just like me fr

[@xiGYLx]

I may be weird but I've always loved wearing cargo pants or shorts if it's nice out, it gives me extra space for everything I bring with me on a daily basis. Nice to know someone else dresses similarly and I'm not alone and weird 😂

[@peculiar]

@iGYL You're not alone & weird. I wear cargo pants pretty much every day, because of the reason you listed but also because they're part of my work uniform so I get a yearly clothing allowance.

[@varethedemon]

You aren't alone and weird. We are together and weird. :)

[@la.a.1038]

Nice podcast

[@mr-fatji1491]

Nice opinion

[@dougTheRedFairy]

Poor Wade, just let him have this.

[@DoofusScorpio]

Couldn't disagree with Bob and Mark more. I used to wear loose fit jeans exclusively. I switched to cargo pants and shorts a few years ago because pockets, simply put. But also I love graphic shirts. I love showcasing my interests or having something that is funny or whatever. I'm dressing so I don't cause mass harm by people seeing me nude. I'm not dressing to impress others. If I have to "dress up" for me to be worthy of being around a person, odds are I wouldn't want to be around that person.

[@StawberiiJam]

Wade has gorgeous eyes

[@Summertimeislife]

He has the eyes of a chihuahua who just got caught

[@StawberiiJam]

@@Summertimeislife 😂😂 ts so funny

[@tinabean4278]

1:35 Mark says while wearing a black T-shirt and probably no pants

[@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072]

?

[@Lita1]

LOL funny Distractable I liked this Podcast Clip Video yes!!!!👍😅

[@irlquicksilver]

I'm with Wade on this one. I've never cared about my style and now I'm in my 20s desperately trying to find my own style

[@UserName-vt8ly]

i love that bob knows that nice tshirt are just not a thing to us. my man literally believes he has normal tshirts and nice tshirts and ?? theyre literally all the same theyre tshirts 😭

[@skybladebloodheart4247]

graphic tee-shirts are useful they let others know what you like and make it easier to connect.... theoretically, i do not the fashion, at all, my preference for clothing is comfy clothing, and a blue hoody thats about it.

[@tinabean4278]

1:11 all throughout middle school I made no decisions about my wardrobe. It was probably about Junior year of high school that I figured out my mom would buy me anything, and that's when I started experimenting with different clothing. The BX had all the trending brands, like Baby Phat, Roxy, all that shit that costs way too much for what it's worth. Then we'd shop at Jusco, which is a department store in Okinawa. Some of it, I still fit into, some of it, nope. I was Itty bitty, about 120 lbs, eating disorder along with substance abuse and always going to the gym because it's free on base

[@jameshahn6000]

OMG i vibe with Wade SOOOOOO much this episode....

[@immortalflame9465]

Here's my ranking for shirts to casual to fancy Graphic ts Haiwian Plain ts Polos Button ups

[@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072]

What is a graphic t

[@ashrowan2143]

​@@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072ts that have logos, pictures, slogans, and or jokes on them

[@reeceyb505]

I hope the spotify exclusivity deal is only for a few months, would be great if Distractible came back to the platform it was made on (YT).

[@ShadowRoadX]

Next thing you know, Wade is the newest CLOAK model in all their ads.

[@ironwolf5802]

I would say my Elden Ring Cloak is a nice shirt. My mother in law would disagree if we go out to somewhere nice.

[@tinabean4278]

I'm only 20 seconds in and this is so relatable. 😂 It's only recently that I started buying new clothes on a whim. And it's all beach clothes. I NEED SOCKS

[@Lifegivinglemons]

Wade, the fashionable Dad.

[@sydneyharmon3031]

7:33 why did Bob saying that sound like the "poison for Kuzco" bit

[@rieJW]

Wade needs to model for Cloak I’m not kidding, Wade could rock a suit and grey turtleneck combo lol

[@Really-Know]

Why does this look like the next cast for the John Wick 5 movie?

[@Lucifersfursona]

I’m one of the people who likes clothes and listen. This works for almost every aesthetic: *_layers_* I got so much better at bein goth when I discovered layers For the “this is clothes...?” folk; put one shirt over another shirt and leave the outer shirt unbuttoned. Congration u done it

[@Lucifersfursona]

American Eagle is the little cousin Nordstrom talks to out of obligation

[@tinabean4278]

5:41 😂 I shop at Ross most of the time. Fun fact: we are actually getting a Burlington Coat Factory where I live 😂

[@XStrawberryFaun]

had a full body reaction (/neg) as soon as Bob said "Burlington Coat Factory" because I used to work there and it was terrible haha

[@DarkPlague20]

maybe mark should consult with styletheory

[@-desertpackrat]

I definitely think there are "nice" tees that can even be worn with "formal" outfits. How many times have we seen a celeb in just a black tee with a really nice jacket or blazer over it? A fancier shirt would distract from the overwear, a simple tee is perfect for that and it looks sexy and badass. Just because you can't hang a tie off a shirt doesn't mean you couldn't pull it off. Also certain colors of tee, solid colored tees are perfect accent for an outfit and come in millions of colors across the spectrum. I also appreciate variegated thread shirts, this being the striping on Wade's sleeve panels that he called "tiger stripes" lol, a variegated tee is so nice because it creates an illusion of solid color from far away, with texture when viewed closer up. Shirts with buttons and collars are nice, but if you're trying to show off your jacket, or pants, go with a tee, just do it, a fancy shirt just makes it loud and you don't always have to be loud, we're not Victorian England over here, formality as a whole has shifted, a plain black tee is the epitome of style and has been for decades honestly. It goes with literally everything and you can't go wrong unless you're like, going to court and required to wear a suit and tie.

[@Senyin]

I'm with wade on this. Clothes are SO EXPENSIVE. I have never in my life gone and bought myself a new wardrobe because I could never afford it. Just buy one thing at a time and wear it until it's covered in holes.

[@blakeleboeuf3628]

Bring back the podcast to KZbin !

[@GabsteR505]

😂😅 Whenever it comes down to clothes shopping, I'm always in the sales/clearance sections mainly picking what has bright colors, lots of pockets, and quirky designs.

[@agibail]

F U N E R A L S

[@HarrisonSolie]

"Tiger..?"

[@torii1514]

Yeah nah, Bob is Right imo. T-Shirts can’t exactly be “nice” lmao. I’m with Bob on the Button down at a fancy restaurant type deal. Tshirts are only acceptable if the date consists of something more outdoorsy

[@mayaleroux9287]

Wade discovers self love in shopping ❤ you deserve it Wade. #fashionable man

[@julienicoletv]

Every time I see the animated thumbnail I keep hoping an animated short

[@tinabean4278]

2:11 sometimes I feel like all I wear is cargo pants or shorts and a button up shirt for work, so two different worlds 😂

[@drewpiestopsign]

I mean...until i was like 17 I didn't care what cloths I wore. My mother would take me cloth shopping and i literally was like IDC. So, I just wore whatever she bought and was like alright. Even today my SO shops for my cloths and just says this looks good and I'm like Okie dokie.

[@matthewsargeant2046]

I really feel wade on the clothing part with his mom. Miss my mom but was alaws nice going clothing shopping with her.

[@Xainar]

Wade could wear literally anything and make it work. ... Soo Wade, when's that CLOAK collab coming out?

[@CyrusMcWin-bd3sl]

1:09 ADULTS hate getting clothing as gifts. *Just give me cash So I can by my own sense of fashion and not your parochial out of date shit from Walmart!*

[@Not_Ciel]

No seriously, Wade is right. You know you’re starting to get old when you go and buy yourself new clothes that aren’t just basketball shorts and graphics tees. I used to HATE getting clothes for Christmas as a kid and now I literally ask for it because jeans are like half the price of a Nintendo switch for a single decent pair lmao.

[@zerowarner7800]

Bring back the full episodes.🤬😡😠 I can't get into spotify to watch you it says my accounts are active but they're not. HELP😭

[@NotTooSinister9588]

Finally saw that markiplier collab with dislyte add, looks great!

[@Myeran]

These guys are over here listing real places to buy clothes, pfft I bought my clothes where i buy my toilet paper and my food.

[@redbeardonfire8252]

clothing is the biggest waste of time I can tell you where wear socks paraboots no one to wear blue jeans you're around with white t-shirts year and round and then noticed thing that changes is maybe my hat wear hat year-round and then I wear cut-off work shirts meaning I cut the sleeves off them or during the winter I change to a vest or if it's too cold I will wear a jacket lol

[@mintsuga666]

I’m kind of like wade as a female but I don’t wear anything outside of t shirts,jeans and sweatpants with the occasional nice outfit on occasion

[@hoitem3336]

Anyone who acts knows me, they'll give me socks for Christmas

[@squishyseraph7780]

they're right. Kids don't care. I would know, I'm a kid.

[@BeanBean-z9h]

whos ready for the new lineup of CLOAK tuxedos

[@lorddingusmcfurguson9356]

Wade just needs all of his shirts to have turnips on them, that way he can remind people that he's too poor to afford turnip soup.

[@crazedcatlady867]

Yeaaaaah there is no such thing as a tee shirt that can take the place of a button up

[@madsec1]

i never buy cliusthes im 29 but mark if you want to make me a personly ad for you i will happly take it cloak for life its the best clothes ever i havent even try it and i alredy know its the best

[@MizGizma]

Men shopping for clothes it is stage 3 adulthood. Stage 1 is getting clothes as a gift and stage 2 is wearing clothes til they fall apart.

[@Spiritofthehero16]

I have many clothes that i had in middle school and highschool ten plus years

[@anxietygothtube]

can anybody tell me what funko pop bob has in the background

[@trahmusket631]

all I wear is cago pants and hoodie wade got more fashion then me

[@radwaahmed9050]

I LOVE Wade so much 😂❤

[@jackdavidson3346]

i HATE clothes for crist-mas, no one gets me the clothes i like

[@glennmorning9633]

Well matpat has a fashion channel hmmm..........

[@randopolly_443]

And now they released merch What mad lads

[@briarwentling5435]

I relate to wade too much in this episode

[@NCVluminati]

Meanwhile i make my own clothes

[@dragos_creations]

I want The Fashioned Man- please-

[@-desertpackrat]

It's not really that kids buy their own clothes, but they 100% want to be involved in the choosing and shopping process and pick their own clothes. So ownership of money aside, kids would definitely prefer to shop for their own clothes, whether you give them their own money for it or take them to buy it for them. I think the only "old person" factor to this is the discipline of forcing yourself to go shopping when you DON'T care about or want to shop for clothes, because as you get older you learn that you have to force yourself to do things you don't enjoy or they'll never get done. And also SOME kids do like getting clothes as gifts, it completely depends on how aware your parents are of your style and tastes. I liked picking out my own clothes, but I also liked my mom giving me clothes for birthdays and Christmas because she always picked something I would actually like and wear, and she still does now in my thirties. It's usually that stereotypical movie-family that perpetuated that, kids whose parents are totally out of touch with their kid and get them knee-high white socks and tighty-whities knowing their kid wears sporty socks and boxers every day, like just out of touch. Buying them a polo shirt when they know their kid only wears band tees or graphics tees, that's when kids hate getting clothes as a gift, when someone who doesn't take the effort to know them truly, just dumps what they want them to wear on them, and calls it a "gift" and you'll never wear that thing just because they got it for you hoping you would change your style or something. My parents never had that issue so I loved getting clothes. My christmas socks were always fly af, a few years ago my mom got me socks with weed leaves and joints all over, I love them, favorite pair of socks besides all the Batman ones she got me.

[@StrictlyGames]

I must disagree Wade looks very fashionable with his T shirt

[@vector6391]

I wanna see wade in a Nike tech

[@autumnnn04]

Wade looks like my dad

[@gavindunagan2930]

Wade: “idk…I don’t know style!” *The guy that owns a clothing line *: “Me either man..”

[@alkimia1791]

Wade like me fr 😭

[@tinabean4278]

You know, I really like men that dress low key, so none of you three are doing anything wrong

[@CoIIecting-Dust]

I am 25 and have never once gone out to shop for cloths. I randomly pass the cloths and pick a shirt or shorts, but have never been there to build full on outfits. Most of my cloths are from Christmas gifts. Wade is right. #JusticeForWade

[@bayleerenee01]

As a kid, whenever someone gave me clothes for Christmas - it was considered a personal offense. 😂

[@kaylewolf]

I love raglan haha

[@Nekokratic]

i know wades mentality and i know all the other people that relate to him because my little brother is one of them 😂until the age of 18 he did not even know what size underwear he wore. Nowadays, he is more fashionable than i am

[@danielrucker9618]

Wade getting roasted is great cuz he's always burning mark typically

[@alexandravalentin707]

But Burlington brings so many things! I've gotten so many fancy dresses from there and shorts for my dad and boyfriend

[@redheadedstepchild2785]

This is so on brand for me. I'm starting to design my own clothes and thinking about going for a fashion design degree. I love clothes and video games.

[@ohdang1083]

I feel like mark somehow has not realized that the reason so many men (and even women) seem to have no sense for what fashion is and what their own personal style is is because Wade’s experience is actually pretty common. Some people just want to be clothed and that’s It Lmao It’s not actually that weird of a concept for someone to only truly go clothes shopping for themselves waaaay later in life than maybe someone whose always been expressive of their own style

[@jroden06]

Sometimes you have to button up collared shirt for the occasion. Doing this in public will make people think you’re a manager.