Who’s Responsible For No Distractible Episodes?

[@kobcritic624]

we need to start a campaign of being overly nice to wade

[@BubblesZap]

That's just the entirety of the Distracable Reddit

[@lapislazuli06]

Don't worry we have a reddit for him 😄

[@amusiclover7340]

#WorldWadeSupremacy

[@cadettrev762]

There’s been one for years. Wade had to literally come out and state that he has never felt bullied by Mark because so many people were concerned about it (this was years ago)

[@h00mie_man]

We do it on his birthday and set a 7 Days world to blood Moon every night!

[@BlazeRBXonYT]

Marks FBI agents probably quaking right now reading: “How many metric tons does human blood take up in a tanker truck”

[@heartifilias]

“ITS MY GRANDMA’S FAULT” MARK 😭😭

[@forkliftcertified434]

Bro through the dead one right under the bus

[@orang1921]

@@forkliftcertified434 threw

[@frl-4047]

@@forkliftcertified434 *threw to replace through (I'm sorry I don't wanna be "that guy". I just wanted to help. I'll delete this when you see it)

[@09spidy]

I mean... Iron Lung literally takes place in an OCEAN of blood, so yeah, that's a lot of blood.

[@orang1921]

for authenticity, he actually replace all water in the atlantic ocean with blood

[@EleanorofAquitaine42]

“It’s my grandma’s fault!” OMG, that made me laugh so loud, simply because my grandma would’ve absolutely cackled at that if I had blamed her for something like this. She loved causing mayhem.

[@themisfitowl2595]

Mark has got this scary way of seamlessly transitioning from "My horror movie has a metric fuck-ton of blood!" to "So, I went to the hospital..." and then to, "My grandma passed away." to finally arrive at, "That's why there weren't any Distractible episodes." I know life comes at you fast, but holy shit. How does Mark have time to even sleep? I feel like he's on supersonic time! Also my condolences for the loss of his grandmother. RIP.

[@King_Jockey]

he wants to know if his body can take it

[@SilentShadow423]

#JUSTICEFORWADE

[@CaptainDroplet]

#JUSTICEFORWADE

[@Vanessacmt]

#JUSTICEFORWADE

[@Crystal-58]

#JUSTICEFORBOB

[@DjCalleBoy]

#JUSTICEFORWADE

[@devontamosley4487]

#JusticeForWade

[@mikamikami1]

I love how Wade is the one who actually wasn't at fault at all

[@brianj.stephan2080]

Markiplier: looks like John wick Bob: looks like you're average Dungeon Master Wade: looks like a convicted felon lacking the tatoos

[@Lanesra62905]

Wade: Kid Named Finger

[@bloodfarts5317]

💀💀💀

[@madhotdogg9750]

Are we all just gonna ignore wades background

[@Diggy_Ornos]

Wade in his natural environment

[@Jeddy027]

What do you mean? The BG is pretty standard for 5-Toilet Wade.

[@avery1388]

I was checking to see if anyone else commented on that lol

[@jinxgirl5]

It's Wade

[@smog_official.2008]

If you ever have problems in your life you can’t explain, just blame wade

[@Sabrina_Liza420]

Agreed

[@Ed83295]

😂😂

[@Average_Deku]

Sounds about right, yeah

[@Milfappreciater]

Even as a joke it's lame at this point

[@emmanuelgonzalez5599]

Bro, i had to move from my apartment cause i couldn't pay the rent... I BLAME WADE!!!

[@CrazyWhore116]

RIP to Granny Markiplier 👵🙏🕊🕊🕊🕊

[@CC-yk3uh]

Grannyplier

[@Sabrina_Liza420]

Fly high Grannyplier

[@randomweeb2651]

RIP Grannyplier

[@JustSomeMexicanwithaMustache]

I'm so proud that Mark mange to get a whole tanker truck worth of blood.

[@KerriB]

"I made a horrific mistake." 😂

[@CLC-1000]

It’s no one’s fault. Totally understandable why there were no episodes.

[@nightingale_raven494]

An understandable mistake can have someone at fault 😂 but yeah, i agree it was ultimately no biggie

[@ActuatedGear]

Mark, sorry you lost your grandma. I am glad you had the means to deal with all that. Wade, thanks for the laugh at the end. Bob... How dare you... Not be making more Bread and Fred right now. Love you guys. ~Some random internet dude

[@corvespid4925]

I've known of the issues for a while now, but I'll still add my condolences, even if it looks like Mark is handling things well. In addition, I'm not sure the calculations are super relevant if the alleged record you're trying to beat is a rounding without a measurement. World records tend to be pretty strict on documentation and measurement, so the one that can bring evidence forward is the one that gets the record for the time.

[@Lil_Yuri]

"Let me take the moral high ground here... ... it's both your faults" 😆

[@dianamerchant1026]

Just happy to see you three. My condolences Mark for your grandmother.

[@ChakatStripedfur]

I can just imagine some new recruit at the FBI coming to work, all happy and excited that he got the job, and the first thing that pops up on his computer scan in the morning is some weird dude Googling "How much space does a tanker truck of blood take up?". Then his supervisor comes up to him and tells him to ignore all of Mark's search history, because _that_ is a rabbit hole he does not want to go down.

[@coleackley2241]

I’ve been watching this podcast since day one and haven’t missed a single day so one week without them really threw me off my schedule 😭 I wanted them to take all the time they needed for whatever was going on but at the same time… MY SCHEDULE 😭😭😭

[@Jeddy027]

Just do what I do: Re-listen to older Distractable. Whether it's a fav, a random episode or you're going in reverse order.

[@luxintelligentia4632]

Knowing that mark is like a size of a thumb makes every video of him look more funny. His mini house, mini short room, short mini chair, mini mic 😢 so sadd

[@colonelfalcar1089]

"I'm doing some calculations" Pretty sure Mark has become the guy from math problems

[@homerman76]

Poor Wade, doesn't deserve the hate #BlameWade... Jk, I love Wade, he's my favorite of three to listen to, and that's a hard choice to make with Markiplier and Bob being in the mix

[@beccaboop93]

Wade is an actual sweetheart ❤️ he deserves all the love

[@daledavis8093]

You 3 need to play UNO again with Barbra Wades crush LOL

[@clarencepolo1776]

mark blaming his grandma never gets old xD

[@PassTheMarmalade1957]

Not to get too serious, but like....We all know it's not really a big deal if they miss an episode, right? People shouldn't be like, "There's no Distractible this week! CALL THE POLICE! FUCK WADE!"

[@spongebobsexypants]

I'll handle the part about Wade.

[@bird_with_knives]

Unless we call the police to fuck Wade, cuz #BlameWade n stuff

[@starznova]

I think like 99% of those comments are people joking but idk

[@King_Jockey]

@@starznova doubt

[@vahnvega1990]

So if I'm understanding this correctly.... this is all Mark's fault.

[@0li0n]

Well...

[@jackleonthegamer]

Wade is such an amazing content creator. #blamewade

[@mynameisearl]

I feel like this thumbnail could have been the spiderman meme 😂

[@Tjeansoul]

To this day I still love so much that Mark does the Metroman smirk naturally lol

[@taramarez7498]

Mark. I'm sorry about your grandma. My condolences. 🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹

[@LazyPandaLad]

Wade is a great dude, he deserves better

[@exodus_6657]

Wade seems like bob & mark but without abuse of intonation and extroverted charisma

[@ACCEL1R8]

Wade better check the toilets for water on the ground😂 Also my condolences for your loss Mark

[@marinad]

I feel like Mark and Bob are legitimately where the bullying Wade problem started lol, they used to go IN ON HIM 😂 everyone else just went with it

[@YannickJur]

I am very concerned over the fact people sell a truck load of human blood. Also I wish all good to Mark's gandma.

[@rhijones382]

*to the tune of Ghostbusters* If you're having problems, and you don't know who to blame... Who's it gonna be? Wade Barnes!

[@victor.faustus]

I’m glad that he mentioned Evil Dead

[@CharlieJeffords]

1:09 Bob, you’re crushing it. I see you.

[@decepticusprevails]

[Grabs megaphone 📣] W-A-D-E whats that spell? Wade!! He is great!

[@TheRealWoofer]

I’m curious now. What are the floating glasses behind Bob on the shelf all about? 🧐

[@lapislazuli06]

All I gotta say about this is damn it Wade! 😄

[@Sabrina_Liza420]

Wtf Wade!

[@boogiejj1]

Omg I love your guy’s videos sm ❤❤

[@bradtravis2440]

More blood than the elevator scene in The Shining? The bedroom scene in Nightmare on Elmstreet? The bathroom scene from IT? That's a lot of blood, bro.

[@dmnbackfire876]

Grandma punking everyone from the beyond!

[@995cool]

can't believe wade would do this

[@ColorMeLyssa]

lol the evil dead movie pulled a shining with their gallons of blood

[@Kreepo420]

Will putting wade in a damn public bathroom was incredible

[@jamesk3565]

Thank you, got me the casual suit with gloves, I haven't really played this elusive target prior

[@Bethlam]

I still love you Wade. You are the jelly to Mark and Bob’s peanut butter in a distractible PB&J sandwich.

[@Kinseliplier]

Plot Twist: Mark told Lixian to make his Eyes Red

[@gamepapa1211]

I can already see the haters' comments when Iron Lung is released: "You selfish bastard! You used real human blood! That's blood that could've been used for transfusions at hospitals! RABBLE! RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!!" Pipe down, bleeding hearts. A blood for transfusion is only good for 42 days even in proper storage conditions. After that they're not viable for use other than for movie props. Come up with something better than that!

[@Snippyyy]

its been almost 10 years, and wade is still the most bullied

[@camerondodge2070]

More blood than Braindead (1,000 gallons)? More blood than Evil Dead 2013 (50,000 gallons (and that's just for one scene))? Now that's impressive, and has completely sold me on this movie.

[@andrewa3540]

lol its ok you guys we understand there was a delay and love the part where Wade is in the bathroom lol

[@pops_approved]

Love you guys, hope you’re good Wade 👍🏻

[@baerthegamer3366]

Bob: "it may be my fault, but I'm going to *BLAME* Wade instead!"

[@EdgarsLS]

Can you upload the uncut video to youtube, maybe in the podcasts section? Spotify barely works

[@Kinseliplier]

imagine if some Gigantic like 20 foot tall man who's just a Giant Ball just walked onto Marks Movie Set and went "Hey Mark I Got your Blood" BOOM!! And Just Exploded Blood Everywhere Lol

[@SMPandanic]

meanwhile us youtube only folks haven't had an episode in months

[@matthollands7771]

IE "A Tsunami of circumstances beyond our control took place"

[@innerdeamongetbob]

I love Wade's background 😂 vlogging from the community crapper

[@honeykogane]

damn, Mark's hair looks great

[@jhetttiernan2623]

I’d love to see you guys game with the Goonz

[@GeoToni13]

It's definitely not Mark's or Bob's fault... It will always be Wade's fault!!! #BlameWade 😂

[@Lita1]

LOL funny Distractible Podcast I liked this Video Clip yes!!!!👍😅

[@GeekBot404]

poor wade ;~;

[@titano8808]

Welcome to another episode of DAMMIT WADE!

[@briarwentling5435]

I was fully prepared for: I visted my grandma in her hospital bed and knelt beside her, looking into her eyes as I held her hand. And she screamed and feared me because I had the eyes of the devil. Anyway, sorry for your loss Mark

[@patrickhasachannel]

As long as Mark beats Terrifier 2 on blood for Iron Lung, I'm HYPE

[@ChaseWright-k4y]

What happend to all of the old podcasts??

[@timellis2927]

Anyone know where I can watch the episodes with the facecams?

[@GlueNotGlitter]

this episode name should be "We're On The FBI's Watch List #BlameWade"

[@DarkRubberDucky]

Markiplier does so much for his craft... and ends up in the hospital for it. If you said that to someone, people would ask "Is he a stunt man?!" and you'd say "No, he plays video games."

[@OriginalMariAnnaWolf]

It's rare but we got blood soup in Poland.. never had or saw but apparently is.. can do from cow or pig blood, but don't remember details. 🤔

[@andrewjanes7220]

I hope the blood was organically sourced.

[@jaffur]

Poor Wade.... I blame Wade for the whole blaming Wade thing

[@Adagm]

It kind of is when you put it that way. I blame wade too.

[@mennymoto]

It was indeed a dry week for car crashes.

[@lastnamefirstname8655]

so much happened to impact the episode.

[@captainamb87]

when in doubt, blame wade

[@dapawta]

The People want the story of the farm with the farmers who paid Mark to be entertainment to be retold. I think it'd be a great idea to have it on this channel. Maybe we can strike up a transaction here, boys?

[@ultraguardiansev465]

I have never met my grandparents, biological anyway. The one that I have met is fading quickly. Through the one that I have now I have learned that grandparents are kind of cool.

[@alexandrecharest4853]

there is a old zombie movie with a ridiculous amount of blood. Dont know the name but there is a zombie baby and zombi guts really absurd movie where the main character kill a ton of zombie with a landmower

[@FluxKitten]

oooh a giant lixian plush

[@dorkyartist7020]

How do you watch the podcast with the face cams ??? Am i dumb??

[@kittan5927]

Just want to mention, not very many people who do their own stunts. Even less who end up in the hospital for it. Jackie Chan would be proud.

[@AmandaSilva-m9t]

Sorry Mark about your I lost mine in February

[@jonnitor]

I watched this episode and I'm still not entirely clear what happened

[@roseywolf7867]

That common and ogs know “Shut up Wade”

[@ajscout594]

Have you ever heard of “Let Me Explain Studios?”

[@AlyssaFleming]

Y'all, I haven't been able to keep up with Distractible in probably over a year. What happened to the full length youtube videos of podcast episodes? I was listening entirely on here & now that option seems to be gone. Why have they made this Spotify only?

[@martinmare1459]

I'm fine with this, I need to catch up anyway

[@TheTrekkie12]

So what I’m taking away is that the only person not at fault is Wade

[@dnutzz8279]

I'm still more annoyed that y'all took the full episodes off KZbin. I listened to them while I was driving to keep me awake

[@ribsyman4706]

IT'S WADE BLAME HIM

[@feelinghealing3890]

What I really REALLY wanna know is who fucked up the deal with spotify to remove the VODs from youtube. I dont do podcast platforms, I can either download it in bulk and listen to it on my own time or I do not consume the media.

[@mennymoto]

Well, keep on not doing them

[@The_Endless_Now]

Man, I wish I could watch Distractible but it's too expensive *:(*

[@jerandasciffer6465]

Um Spotify is free

[@The_Endless_Now]

@@jerandasciffer6465 it's too expensive :(

[@dlanse_1421]

Is it just me or the video doesn’t work on Spotify