Who's Better?

(Season 3, Episode 13) Today, Mark and Wade die. Yes, you read that right. And Bob, the celestial arbiter, decides what becomes of them: the good place or the bad place?
Original Release Date: 4/21/2023
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[@Captain_the_Chaos]

Bruh, Mark not taking lust initially after the Lady Dimitrescu and Pokemon Smash or Pass is crazy.

[@LesbeansSplatoon]

And Sucker For Love (especially with Auntie Nyan Nyan). Unless that was after this, but either way, same result

[@therip2134]

@@LesbeansSplatoon and we must not forget about Huniepop 1 AND 2

[@liluu11]

AND the classic bit of "are you close? are you close?"

[@lillibrowning2082]

My thoughts exactly

[@Craftypillar]

I immediately thought of the deep cut of "Heeeeellooooo Bayyybeh" every time he saw one of the stone lady statues in the Amnesia games. He has that one in the bag LOL

[@chaosindustry2279]

Love how unprepared bob was for this episode, he at no point didn’t ask himself “Am I ok with sending one of my closest friends to hell even if it’s just a bit?”

[@kenjen9861]

There is no truer of a friend than one who sends you to hell after judging your soul.

[@snakefabel]

i love how wade's first thought was the same as mine: the bad place is the ultimate test of how much mark's body can take.

[@Ratchet17467]

Finally they are back on KZbin!!! Glad to see the podcast back on here❤

[@katrina9985]

Lmao 😅 i absolutely love this podcast and all of you responses!!! Lmao my 23 yr old daughter ❤home for 🎄 Christmas shared this podcast 😂24/7... now that she is nack in her apartment an hour and 45 min away (without snowfall, we are in michy afterall) i find myself watching and listening..and so thankful 😅wr can share this hilarious story

[@anthonystaton3740]

Bob has clearly watched Death Parade and decided to make it an episode

[@Mimmfy]

Every time they say exclusively on spotify i feel like im watching something forbidden. Like im some sort of criminal for watching this elsewhere

[@sighkick6938]

In the most recent one they finally mentioned that they are "back on KZbin", I assume some sort of limited exclusivity deal was signed with Spotify and now that contract expired.

[@seanmetzer9575]

Marks "closing statement" is so vague that a serial killer can justify his actions using that exact vague logic.

[@Joyn-420]

these videos are repairing my attention span

[@zeroraptor_]

Mark playing Getting Over It was the most ragey I've ever seen him and makes him much more Wrathful than Wade.

[@daltonfreeman6551]

If they ever had a stunt category at the Oscars you know they would just give it to Tom fucking Cruise every time

[@dontblattme7227]

Do you even know how many asian actors do their own stunts? Jackie Chan had his Oscar long overdue for action and his own stunts.

[@WallBreakerOfficial]

​@dontblattme7227 think they were more pointing out that the Oscar's are just rigged to whoever paid more to win.

[@jubuttib]

37:17 "Would Aphrodite be condemned?" Well I mean the seven deadly sins are a Roman catholic thing, and Aphrodite is a greek pagan god to them, so uh... YES. =)

[@ajkaljumaa8847]

Mark is quickly becoming someone I'd love to work a gig with

[@fritzmarie6523]

At least he didn't say that he was prettier than Aphrodite

[@gabriellaburke6915]

Girl would be kicking down Mark’s door to ruin his life lmao

[@vannyblutea]

one of my favourites. Mark fumbling is just the best

[@Colchian]

Sooo.. is this a dream or are all distractible episodes being uploaded to KZbin?? 😮

[@BrandonJordan-y8w]

Probably just the ones with video

[@gameking2446]

If it's a dream then don't wake me up

[@theTequilaMan]

i think they said their deal with spotify is done so they’re uploading it to youtube

[@twijackgfs]

​@@BrandonJordan-y8w no the old ones got uploaded too

[@dontblattme7227]

Reuploadrd

[@TJtheINsomNiac]

As a long time fan, this is awesome

[@lasanya6667]

I keep inserting myself in these questions starting the answer almost always with “yes” then reasonably talking myself out of it lol

[@ginamaynard2698]

Ahhhh, I love this episode. It reminds me of a more comedic (and thus far less heartbreaking) version of Death Parade

[@lillibrowning2082]

Not mark reading a chatgpt closing argument 💀

[@LolNop-b7n]

31:21 as a christian I know that in the Bible the number 7 signifies the perfection of God ! with makes this part of the video that much funnier 🤣

[@nottoday5773]

9:45 local weather mention

[@hmmmhmmm001]

"Exclusively on Spotify" mhm yeah

[@ForagingOnward]

My running theory is that Spotify had a failing out with them

[@bbyrdie]

@@ForagingOnwardeither that or their contract ended and Mark was able to keep the rights to the videos (he would have the most bargaining power with Spotify)

[@daltonfreeman6551]

If you've ever watched the music video for Smash Mouth All Star you have already watched a part of mystery Men

[@yingofdarknes]

Does fake rage count as wrath? Because is so, Wade got away with that.

[@briezeee]

Omg ... I cant believe this

[@Kannimia]

Distractible on KZbin?!!??

[@dezvlogs1]

I take Gluttony as well 😮

[@charleslisauskas9067]

Opposite of redemption is absolution

[@kenjen9861]

Oh, I thought it was damnation

[@bbyrdie]

@@kenjen9861it’s because redemption is bringing someone back from sin, but absolution is letting sins lie with no chance of coming back from doing them Damnation happens with either religious framework

[@kenjen9861]

Does whatever religion you are referring to have a different definition from Google? When I look up the word "Absolution" I get a definition that says that its about being forgiven for sin and/or being pardoned of crime. Exact words: "formal release from guilt, obligation, or punishment." "an ecclesiastical declaration of forgiveness of sins." Am I understanding that right?

[@ashcasseragonzalez3701]

quentin tarantino is a butthead but i love his movie deathproof which not only takes place in austin tx but it's an homage to stunt performers and the ending is too good actually

[@jswift20]

12:43 well we aren’t far from that being tru

[@miserymystery7875]

video only on spotify they say haha

[@MoonMoonTM]

So no head?

[@tnew78]

Breaks skateboard

[@chaosdeviant62]

Really dislike the use of ChatGPT

[@alikodx6353]

The hell is happening here?😮

[@pkmntrainermark8881]

For one of them, yeah.

[@subjectx169]

W

[@jorger002]

Who hacked the Distractible Vault?! Videos are flooding in! All in time for Christmas.

[@sassylemons2413]

Bruh, you really commented the same thing on every single video. Screw you

[@Twizzle050]

First view baby wooooo

[@emanfoo07]

I can't................Wade and his constant stories of house issues, i can't, i'm out. so exhausting, man this podcast would be better without him.

[@SharkyMalarky09]

Cringe.

[@hatstick312]

good. true fans love all the hosts equally.

[@bbyrdie]

This podcast literally wouldn’t exist without him lol what are you on?