Million Dollars, But...

[@jorger002]

Who hacked the Distractible Vault?! Videos are flooding in! All in time for Christmas.

[@Kvngsoldier]

Have you thought it may be on purpose?

[@PsychoticDyldo]

@Kvngsoldierhave you thought they were making a joke

[@the_banshee6708]

They didn’t renew there contract with Spotify, I don’t think it’s confirmed but it makes the most sense to me.

[@DavidGentry-WebDeveloper]

Well, Wade is basically tech incompetent, (love you Wade) so its either Bob or Mark, or maybe one of their editors.

[@dutchlicious]

1:05:21 I was just listening to the podcast as I play a game and I start to hear the Unus Annus theme in the background. My mind just filled with those memories 😔 Memento Mori.

[@rion354]

Good times

[@crazieevee101]

5:26 Wade struggling to say anthropomorphic is hilarious and I don’t know why

[@8-bitnightshade]

All the power is in the dishwasher soap it works to break down food enzymes and actually works better if you just scrape but don't rinse

[@Raven-dx8pk]

I love listening to these while I'm at work I'm just laughing hysterically while I'm working and people are just looking at me and I don't care 😅😅

[@daltonfreeman6551]

Mark saying no to all of these proves just how much he doesn't care about money. Moreover, how much money he must already make that a million wouldn't really matter. Personally, I'd do all of these simultaneously for a couple thousand.

[@0NTHEFRITZZ]

RIP RoosterTeeth

[@ninetailednaruto11a]

1 million dollars to hug a new person for 30sec. I get 1 million dollars to keep living my life as is? Deal!

[@brdishwasher]

I'm concerned for my safety when around Wade

[@skyetan86]

You did not establish the rules, Mark. Wade is right, he earned the win fair and square.

[@s4ck80y619]

at 42:53 mark tells wade - "without him knowing what you're trying to get him to say"

[@skyetan86]

@s4ck80y619 that doesn't mean "don't say the word you're trying to make him say", it's just "don't let him know you're trying to make him say it"

[@CassandraFae]

Wrong. Mark had told Bob from the beginning that the coin flip was what determined the winner so he didn’t earn the win. He would have earned the win if he had won the coin flip in the beginning

[@Wolfenacht]

Lol I love this.. "SOOOO not only are you going to be gaslighting your friend, but also just fuck around and have a good time... oh yeah AND you win today" Lol. Rough day. :P

[@strangetrails]

where the hell is everybody

[@GEMC5]

Spotify

[@SwiftLosr]

Gone fishing 🎣

[@Mia-f9q2c]

Watching every other episode that came out 5 days ago with over

[@Tea_Dawg]

Somewhere in Canada

[@ethanselph3665]

Poopin

[@VarmintLP]

3:00 uuuh. Are we getting a new angry household appliance story soon? Like the fridge?

[@coeal2680]

Technology Connections did a practical, two part, series on Dishwashers. if YOU USE the dishwasher correctly, how filthy the dishes are doesnt matter. problem is, basically no one actually uses dishwashers CORRECTLY (and no, i dont mean "basically doing 2/3rds of the cleaning process, why do you even have a dishwasher?" gotta clean the dishes before putting them in the dishwasher.)

[@zotechgaming1095]

I indeed did not realize this was free.

[@emimacdonald2291]

Your neighbour Canada has one and two dollar coins 😂 a loonie and a toonie!

[@Mark-k4h]

All of these should have been for a billion

[@ashketchup8723]

as soon as I saw the coin in the thumbnail I knew something was gonna be unfair

[@Wolfenacht]

THAT'S IT! Call this episode the "Distructables" Lol. Mark buddy, you just gave both of them some PTSD for like a month. :P AS ALL GOOD FRIENDS DO! Lol

[@cookieplz93]

Woohooo love these videos!!✨️❤️

[@jennyboda8421]

Notice how Markus called Robert and Wadelin guests? 😏

[@ryukireii]

Don't drink water while listening, I learned it the hard way

[@radmads1015]

Or while driving a car I also learned that the hard way

[@IzabellaEdwards-g5p]

This is my favorite episode

[@kiralonely]

The all of your blood scenario would be so cool if you donated blood. The first time they'd freak out, but like. You could donate SO much blood. Like save so many lives. And also it doesn't specify that it comes out fast. It could just be like. A long nosebleed. Like constantly dripping but not like spraying everywhere. That's not impossible to upkeep with bandages and stuff.

[@ChakatStripedfur]

Mark did say it comes out like a pressure hose, so it wouldn't be just a slow drip. But I agree with the donating blood part, it would be _so_ much easier and less painful.

[@launchbase4944]

mark did specify it comes out fast though

[@ashizawesome4006]

I thought similar to the birth every month, if you drugged it before it was aware you could donate so mane organs and save people's lives😊

[@VarmintLP]

25:20 you know I would take it, get myself a special suitcase and then redo the shot of Pulp fiction with the suitcase opening for shits and giggles. Then do it to get some girls. Otherwise I'd just go ahead and make more money by becoming a literal human lampshade xD

[@Tea_Dawg]

It doesn't matter how dirty my dishes are my dishwasher vaporizes everything even my dishwasher safe blender

[@nickys5578]

Okay I am going to give the Elmo a point so wade 1 point! @ 1:28 Wade 1 point for nearly flipping himself @2:30 Bob 1 point for narration of actions @2:40 Wade -1 point for bringing up that we ALMOST got his check book #'s @2:47 Also WADE (i know these are old and now releasing on youtube BUTTTT ) DISHWASHERS are one of the FEW appliances where people feel the more they spend the more they like the product even a year later! BOSCH is WORLD WIDE known as the BEST in dishwashers and even by appliance repair people BOSCH!! Also best features to look for include a METAL inside drum tub as it is much quite and last longer and can handle more without holding smells like plastic does. the game WOULD YOU FOR 1 MILLION DOLLARS (after all taxes and fees) for 5 years wear shirts sweaters and jackets 3 sizes too small. Okay so I am a woman 3 sizes too small is A LOT smaller in women sizes than men sizes i feel but I am thinking of the NUMBER sizes and they are all saying Large, XLarge, XXsmall shirt, sweaters and jackets only tho.... what about Pjs shirt, tank tops and bras??? if bras are excluded I could wear a good coverage sports bra and I feel like mine would also just give way with the shirts so Id do it if I could have a good sports bra that is excluded. I see this as a job, 1 million / 5 =two hundred thousand so at that point if the clothes that tear and give are replaced for free (hell even if I gotta pay thrift stores and dumpster diving for shirts no one wants is worth it lol) I would do it!! but idk how much mark wade and bob make each year lol but I say Bob 1 point! For the rest of your life your dick glows all the time at the level of a 250 watt bulb (you would need sunglasses, normal house bulb is 45-60 watts) NO just no it is a premanate change and I am thinking even if I was with a guy like that just ... can you imagine the "on off" under the covers glowing XD also when they talk about YES IT GIVES OFF HEAT..... NNOOOOOOOO .. but then again free light and it would be so bright no one could tell you what your junk looked like so you could claim it's any size lol but then again of you ever had a issue no doctor could look at your issue there ..... and light isn't that expensive it is honestly all the other electronic things like motors and batteries and processing power... so free light isn't really saving anything.... NO big no for me but funny thoughts Bob 1 point for the rest of your life every-time you climax nothing comes out until an hour later. Yes, unless we are talking about me a women who uh .... i was called a "gusher" and it was said as a compliment but I still have heavy emabresment and then I got questions about like amount that comes out like I hear guy can climax in sleep but it isn't much of a ejaculate as when awake ... Imma assume it is just a delayed by one hour. eh you know what I could work with it and it isn't like our body's don't all already have their weird medical crap anyway at least I'd be able to own a decent home in a decent area for 1 mil Wade 1 point Bob 1 point Every year on your birthday the moment you turn (so the time you where born at so if you where born at 4 am at 4am on your birthday this would happen) whatever that age is, you get Warped back in time and you have to watch your parents conceive you from a different angle every year. I am going to say No UNLESS i can sleep through it and it not come to me as a dream I mean maybe I'd take it if it was a once a year dream I feel Id forget the dream... Id still have to say just no on this one Wade 1 point For the rest of your life whenever you see a kitchen sponge you eat it immediately So I am assuming it is like a curse that causes you to eat the sponge cause there is no way Id be able to eat it.... also ALL kitchen sponges like even new ones in the store oh okay mark says yes even the new ones in store... I don't know if I could risk that and what about if you see one on a ad or on TV will i CRAVE that sponge ... I mean 1 million untaxed is a lot and I could avoid sponges and order things for pick up and I have had a service dog before so I could just wear and eye cover and use a guide dog ehhh idk I am REALLY on the fence about this one. personally me and where i am financially I might take this still so long as it was like a curse that forced me to do it IMMEDIATELY like I don't want it taking an hour to eat it and the line says IMMEDIATELY so under a minute like and animal. okay Yes Wade 1 point You have to give birth once a month to a miniature version of yourself and it goes through its full life cycle in 2 days and then dies. No, okay screw the issue of the bodies I mean you could get to know a snake person who could use a mini person body every month or a medical research company but uhh the pregnancy and birthing part EVERY MONTH FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!!!! I am a woman so what if I want a kid!! how would that work?? what about when I am like 90?? (Bob says Garbage first before Wade has ever said it 44:59 garbage and memorial at 46:25 BEFORE Wade!!! Wade does say adoption first for marks later rule lol) Wade 1 point Bob 1 point Every month for a year only you have to go out on a nice date with Hitler Yes, It says I have to go on a nice date not give him a nice date plus he was a leader of a nation and I am sure my poor lifestyle couldn't afford what he would call nice and I am assuming the date is covered by the cosmic being making these rules and my part of the deal is going on this nice date (and I am possible part of Hitlers punishment too). I would do it hell maybe even make some tiktok story about it and get people engaged for even more $$ or may try and learn German with him lol oh maybe even show him how the world views him LOL. I am also assuming since he is dead he magically is brought to life for this nice date and who knows maybe his hell is taking people on nice dates lol. or maybe those are his only nice moments and the reason it only last a year is so he can never again form long deep relationships. I am not assuming he is completely brought back to life. and the public view eh just get ahead of it by making tiktoks and being like "Should I go again?" like I just met this crazy guy lets see how crazy he is audience kinda deal. Bob 1 point Every time you cut yourself all of your blood comes out but you don't die Yes. assuming it is painless or no worse than a mild hangover or anemia I say mild as in not in the hospital for a day. I could get so much money for like participating in studies or raising money for my condition I could donate blood and plasma without worry. I al also kinda assuming harvest moon rules like once I am cut the day is over for me like I bleed out and pass out and just wake up the next day FINE and plus I would be like immune to death by like pysco murderers that like cut throats I would just wake up next day healed in my mind. but what if someone comes across me and THINKS i am dead due to no pulse due to no blood .... uhhhh I'd still do it Wade 1 point Bob 1 point. Every time you meet someone you have to hug them for 30 seconds I want to say yes but.... every time you meet someone... Oh they specify like FORMALLY meeting a new person so like every-time you introduce yourself to someone new YES Wade 1 point Every time you kiss someone you must pick a fight with a child and lose No cause I don't know how i'd pick a fight with a kid and I don't know how I'd loose ... like even winning is losing your FIGHTING A CHILD No too much trouble and FOREVER. Wade 1 point Bob 1 point. BOB wins by one point

[@migbouth]

I commend the effort put into this. I imagine you wrote this as you watched and its like your live reactions which is cool.

[@BlankFireMorph]

Holy shit, is this an essay or something?

[@BlueVenom9]

i would do basically any of these

[@mad_ace]

not one "sponge-bob" joke?!

[@DrewsterRooster37]

30:20 but would Mark do it so that he can see his Dad again despite being in such a precarious situation?

[@Yasmin_GDAM]

are you paying me a million dollars in episodes?! thats cheating!!! 😂😂 and smart and

[@SergioTheSurge]

My fault combination in a Million dollars but is “Million Dollars but … you have call a random person a Cunt without Explanation … everytime you see a person on Crutches. “ I know it’s awful but it was one of the funniest combinations I have ever heard!!

[@Wolfenacht]

If you don't clean the dishes before the dishwasher, those chunks can actually clog up and harm your dishwasher's durability. You don't need to like... clean clean them, just get any solids off it. That 2 seconds of water will save you a bunch of money later. >.>

[@ADHDana93]

I mean, I saw a story on Reddit where a guy confesses that he gets off by looking at the inside mechanical parts of printers…. So a dishwasher kink really doesn’t sound that weird to me anymore. Lol.

[@mommarosa]

Not the REDACTED music 😭😭😭

[@BadNameJackson]

If you've done pottery class, you would get to eat a whole lot of sponges and I uh... think that would not be worth it at all personally.

[@NOOB-pl4mq]

👍

[@sharkkebunni]

Has there been a test for how dirty or clean a sponge actually is? Is there an recommended on how often we should get a new sponge?

[@CassandraFae]

At the very minimum you should be changing them out once a month. There are videos online of people swabbing an old sponge and wiping the swab on a Petri dish to let the cultures develop and it’s genuinely disgusting. Sponges are a breeding ground for bacteria. Scrub brushes are a better alternative because they’re easy to clean and sanitize (you can throw it in the dishwasher)

[@lyzioen]

Is hosing the dishes with force a mechanical force....? ALSO IT IS ROOSTER TEETH americans are not the only ones so bob would go on a (very traumatic) sponge-eating-spree the day he took the money (OMG he actually chose it) it's a lot of plastics mark would need a lot of blood for iron lung so he did a mistake bob was right mark would have wanted it, he just didn't know it yet i think mark should live a little and try picking fights with kids knowing hes gonna lose just for the fun of it

[@nickys5578]

have a can box and let the hobos get their cans. it is so little money if they need it let them get it. you could make a decorative container to put your cans in and let people take them for free. where I live a whole dumpster of cans crushed with your feet and thrown in after only got me $11 so I say let them get their money.

[@elwey7688]

I love me a good dishwasher 😉

[@athor-w1v]

? dishwasher is powerwasher. If a dishwasher can't clean your dishes a powerwasher can't clean your house.

[@lukoroze8836]

Bob records in a shed?

[@laimaiml]

hi

[@bloom.11.25]

Where are the views?

[@aaronropers-huilman660]

Ok y'all, here's a theory, spotify just bent the knee to trump, and I'd imagine (just from their demographics) that mark bob and wade wouldnt support that. Take that with a grain of salt, but that's just my theory.

[@ceraunoashe9134]

How'd it bend the knee?

[@martaramoon17]

The pod cast isn't free you have to pay premium on Spotify to listen to it that's probably why people are say it isn't. I'm glad they are now on KZbin tho because now I can delete Spotify

[@slimej2202]

I don't have premium and I've been listening to it for free for the last year+?

[@vierzehn575]

What? No, you certainly don't.

[@radmads1015]

You don't need premium lol

[@Skulldrey]

The way I hate wade more with every podcast 😂

[@radmads1015]

:(

[@launchbase4944]

relax

[@creepypawstaa]

irregular reaction

[@ConcreteLobotomy]

Sounds like Bob and Wade need to clean their dish washers. I bet you have a ton of disgusting stuff inside there that is preventing them from cleaning/ rinsing/ draining correctly.