Diver Cracks Egg at 45 ft Deep

[@shangerdanger]

New Eggsperiment video: kzbin.info/www/bejne/hWrLkIuflthpqbM

[@NiceDMfree]

Lol 😂

[@johndillinger3988]

U got jackeeeeeeddddd!!!!

[@Thunderblock7889]

The reason why it acts wierd in the water is simple. Amniotic eggs where designed to be layed in land. Unlike amphibian eggs which are laid on the water.

[@sgm2336]

Grow up Soyboy ‼️👱🏼‍♂️💥🥊

[@arutube2011]

Good video.. What camera do you use?

[@stevewilliams8590]

That fish will be raving to his friends about this new delicacy he found and will spend the rest of his life trying to prove it to them with no luck.

[@scamersgoingdown6457]

Oh yeah its called: "chicken caviar of the land"...

[@tahaniahmed8801]

This should be a movie

[@allanmoral3867]

Must be another egg-citing sequel from the movie "Gods Must Be Crazy!"

[@emreeren13]

@Steve Williams: "Guys! Guys! You have to believe me! It really was floating. A.. And I could slurp it down like nothing I've ever had before! It was so delicious... After that, a GIANT monster appeared and.. and..." "Carl, did you inhale at one of those submarine volcano's again?"

[@kennybadri8759]

:(

[@BMN_Prime]

The fact that there wasn’t a single fish around you yet when you swum up there was a fish eating that egg is pure comedy

[@KpopIsMyLifeGirl]

If you look really close when he is holding the egg yolk... The fish is lurking in the background 🐟 lol I was thinking the same thing at first!

[@lemonhead3067]

@@KpopIsMyLifeGirl That's makes it even more funny haha

[@lenoraalbertin2297]

Ikr🤣

[@naintham5849]

Yo, steve i ate a human egg it is the best thing ever The fish to their friends probably

[@wwil1150]

That’s cause he is 50 times bigger than the fish 🐠 😀

[@zi4225]

"And when i looked down this fish was stealing my egg" Best sentence of this year

[@itsjustnaima]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kermitthefrog4325]

and his "bruh like can you not" got me dead 😂

[@pxix8209]

Souds painfully

[@Tmmiles0]

@@itsjustnaima kutz

[@JfromMINNESNOWTA]

???

[@andrewperez1999]

A fish eating a land animal egg is the equivalent to a human eating an alien embryo

[@kellerflxcko5486]

or humans eating cavier

[@EineMeine]

​​@@kellerflxcko5486not even close

[@mynameishuman4582]

Sharks are fish...

[@kellerflxcko5486]

@@EineMeine how

[@stefandomovski]

Not really. Bird can fly over the ocean and lay an egg

[@wave698]

Imagine being the only fish to eat an egg and telling all your fish friends

[@tila6406]

Lol😂😂😭

[@2023-p1i]

The haters didn't believe him

[@theradiantdehd3997]

@@2023-p1i No one did. It’s the equivalent of a human saying they were abducted by aliens.

[@genzendong]

@@theradiantdehd3997 he said he will crack an egg again so there is a chance that some more fish will egg amd they will come to a conclusion that aleins exist and they will make suits to come and thats what we have in our aquarium today

[@corvetteshorts4670]

They'd never believe you.

[@2overlord378]

Guy: leaves the egg for 10 seconds The fish: it’s free real estate

[@februarysnows5528]

Can't believe even down there is still competitive 😂

[@maxwith2fps804]

I was 1k like lol

[@hydeliberaadanhoun2184]

😂😂😂😂

[@cloudzuki]

Bro spawned with 6.1k in 15 hours

[@rainbowkitten8990]

Ffs 🤣 I shouldn't of laughed that hard at your comment

[@yanderederp]

Such a magical moment caught on camera. A fish trying a chicken egg for the first time

[@l.k.1111]

Facts😂🥰😮🥳

[@tracieproverbs31]

🤣🤣🤣

[@yusssqueen8183]

Aww little fishy trying something new😲🥰😍🤩🤣😂

[@Beaver_Monday]

Only humans make such bullshit possible

[@neirucha]

@@Beaver_Monday That's some impressive bullshit

[@dekayallday1]

That fish just ate a chicken

[@halaamr5704]

Underrated

[@piececontrolkyle5492]

Fish: “Bro, I’m tellin’ you, I ate the sun!”

[@user-cf3ss6mj2b]

💀

[@lavender280]

😭😭😭

[@3abood543]

Best comment so far

[@cristina-madalinabriscaru5259]

🤣🤩

[@julianaarroyo6960]

LMFAOO

[@Kj16V]

Fish: "So This human just swam down specially to give me land caviar!"

[@wolfy5svn945]

fyi normal caviar comes from fresh water fish called sturgeon… lmao land caviar 🤣 except we don’t brutally slice open chickens to harvest eggs.

[@Jimmy_Jones]

You deserve the likes

[@1nvisible1]

*_Mr Eggums_** was MURDERED by that undersea predator! A moment of silence...*

[@johnnyanony8021]

@@wolfy5svn945 fyi caviar is simply a fish egg dish and can be from any fish. Also called roe, I'm assuming only some are consumed by ppl, including salmon

[@wolfy5svn945]

@@johnnyanony8021 try again kid. All caviar is roe but not all roe is caviar lmfao 🤣 that's caviar substitute the term caviar specifically refers to roe from the sturgeon fish family. That's FYI you're being reported for spreading false information

[@danielholtzman2582]

That fish now has the most refined taste of any animal in the ocean.

[@rubenazanauta157]

I have seen fish eat chiken so

[@Queenofthatank]

@@rubenazanauta157 are you talking about sharks or piranhas?

[@rubenazanauta157]

@@Queenofthatank none 😂 i said fish* didnt i?

[@shivamtripathi1590]

Big brain time 😂

[@miaallen6161]

w/ all the stuff that gets thrown in there i doubt it

[@deborahtoney5976]

Fish: *waiting for the right moment* Man: *Goes up to shore* Fish: NYAM NAM NOM NOM YAM That egg GONE😂😂😂😂😂

[@tresjolieme81]

Luckiest fish that's like the most expensive caviar in fish terms

[@midlifeparty]

Egg from flightless birds on land... wait a minute, you're on to something there.

[@judicatorhurayth1927]

Hey thats a bit suspicious there 🤨

[@kmc3148]

Do fish make slurping sounds when they eat?

[@dagtheking5739]

@@kmc3148No. They eat harder than you.

[@ayophil]

Now he’ll be searching his entire life for that taste again

[@-R.E.D.A.C.T.E.D-]

Diver: "I'll be back egg friend!" Fish: "this shit be bustin"

[@munshtoog4011]

Laughed way more than I should’ve 😂

[@hyperion3145]

It's free real estate

[@austinflores8552]

Guy: told you I'd be back Fish: *COOKING SOUNDS*

[@taesbaby8003]

LOLLL😹😹💀

[@kurisu3000]

HAHA NICE ZOOMER SLANG HAHA

[@riskingmybiscuit4209]

That fish got to try something he’ll never see again

[@KSL042]

Right xD

[@HackFeSt1]

🤣imagine that conversation with his fish buddy’s they’ll never believe him

[@riskingmybiscuit4209]

Fishy drama

[@riskingmybiscuit4209]

Fishy drama

[@KSL042]

Honestly after reading that I pictured the conversation the fish had in Nemo when they said “ I touched the butt !!!! “ and everybody was like “ Whoa !!! “

[@NATEPH-ji3vn]

"First i got my egg" the blind guy: 💀

[@NATEPH-ji3vn]

I leave to you the other one's😂

[@크느는크]

"first I got my egg" opens coment satisfied

[@ShantanuPendam]

I was finding this comment 😂

[@addisellis8978]

That fish is like a legend, he’s the only one to eat an egg.

[@tobiasdahlberg5641]

Soulja boy was first eating an egg.💀

[@lydiahenderson7466]

Facts he is going to tell his kids about his wonderful experience

[@stevethea5250]

@@tobiasdahlberg5641 weak nails

[@lostxchromosome]

His friends won’t believe him

[@AviChetriArtwork]

@@tobiasdahlberg5641 i dont get the reference

[@PlzCa1mDown]

Why does it feel like letting a fish eat an egg changes the timeline

[@ocinidolegna]

It 100% did and i hope the timeline changed for the better

[@TarynRMartin]

I wonder how things are going in the Fish Did Not Eat Egg universe(s).

[@phatlewt2932]

@@TarynRMartin world war 3 started

[@Goldensky-zs2lm]

@@phatlewt2932 it's over the declining population of fish. Little did we know, that fish was actually starving and went on to produce a large amount of children. That has caused the underpopulation to be less noticeable.

[@tellythemodel]

The best comment.

[@joaovitorfarinabraga690]

Bro imagine being that fish like he ate something it never saw before, probably enjoyed because eggs are good and will never taste it again, that fish is a legend

[@doomedhero9579]

That fish is gonna kill itself because it knows it will never taste something so amazing for the rest of it's life. He's now looking for worms in the shape of J's. Poor fish buddy.

[@suryaj_]

@@doomedhero9579 how do u know they liked it lol

[@esolbdivad]

Or it just got salmonella lol

[@kkiantempest]

@@esolbdivad You're probably joking but most eggs of today do not contain salmonella. I literally eat my eggs raw sometimes.

[@truest5430]

Imagine when he brought his fish friends back to the scene of the crime and they were like, ‘yeah sure you did Frank’. 😏

[@Georgiethesilly]

"Look at mw and my egg friend!!" I think that was so cute..

[@foodiegal9923]

The fish went back to his friends like, “There’s this new restaurant….”

[@myytchannel6632]

Like anybody will believe him.

[@mementomori8394]

W comment

[@ewonders7629]

Krusty Krab can’t compare

[@melonseed7743]

They come to the restaurant and see nothing

[@omg.dayveon]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Scouse.Malinois]

That fish will literally be searching the ocean for the rest of his existence tryna find another gooey yellow thing that tasted so good😂

[@manhoosnick]

Yeah and none of his fish friends will believe him, poor fish.

[@mr.gratitude7594]

True imagine the feeling 😂

[@Purplexedfrickedyourmom]

He probably isnt even aware 💀

[@MikeHightower1]

He’s tired of the white gooey stuff

[@tommyhache1751]

@@Purplexedfrickedyourmom he aint aware even jesus killed the shit out of fish to eat lmaooo

[@jazzhands6055]

Bro accidentally just ate one of the rarest delicacies he’ll ever eat in his life…then dipped

[@lolsmilley]

😭😂😂😂😂

[@jonesmirabelle]

Then dipped 😂😂

[@us.il5en8.jv9.o]

🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🧞‍♀️

[@ẞæmǐø]

Bro sounds like a voice actor from Bobs Burgers 😂😂😂

[@Iris-v7f]

Tina !!!!

[@alfieryder3795]

That fish will never get to experience that taste ever again truly mind blowing

[@muddy9725]

My brain hurts

[@MrGodpk3]

Lmao wym? Unless you specifically mean chicken egg. They even get bird eggs every now n then

[@parkermandzik5033]

@@MrGodpk3 didn’t even think about that

[@KPetersen137]

Somehow I don’t think the fish realizes the fact that it’s a fish let alone what the egg tastes like. Real mind blowing…..

[@MrGodpk3]

@@KPetersen137 they probably more familiar with that than half the stuff we give em The fish sense that from atleast several dozen feet away, waited until a man in gear went 30 feet above the surface( keep in mind only 45 feet deep. The water literally shoots you up when you kick your feet and look up, this is like 15 secs tops) and snagged that egg, ate the shit outta it. I wish I knew how long he cut the video cuz that seemed pretty darn fast. These fish are a bit more sentient and aware than we give then credit for. I believe he infact even knew it was a chicken egg. Fish also eat fish eggs, they love eggs, they're extremely nutritious.

[@camarochevrolet9387]

The fish is going to tell him homeboys about this crazy looking food that he tasted , his friends won’t believe him.

[@Kingryangarcia]

Diver woo kzbin.infoSZz3MK9p_tE?feature=share

[@RjTheVampire]

@@Kingryangarcia shut up man.

[@beardedfern]

666th like 🤘🏽🤘🏽

[@ericcaldwell3584]

And how it descended from the heavens

[@BonezIsReena]

Lol not his homeboys 😂😂😂

[@neeevirus]

"I haven't seen this sh/t before but damn is it tasty, thanks and bye lol" -fish

[@faithmercy7647]

LOL. I'M NOT SURE IT LIKED IT.

[@iofb.hulder]

This entire video and your comment have me giggling so much right now lol

[@MrKnifeGod]

The lol part has me wheezing lmao

[@faithmercy7647]

@@MrKnifeGod God is coming soon be ready by getting your ticket of salvation accepting Jesus Christ as your Lord and savior (If you haven't already) and then we really going to have fun because look at his creation how beautiful it is! Romans 2 says God's creation is awaiting the redemption of us humans. That little fish got the tasting in the meantime.😲

[@hafizzuhri4406]

Lmao

[@Samyog912]

Bro really said "i bring my egg"😂😂😂

[@enigmarocker]

That was literally the most unique, rare, and exquisite meal that any fish could ever eat lol. Thats the equivalent of a restaurant charging a million dollars to eat alien eggs.

[@HennyPenny0329]

Eggsquisite*

[@enigmarocker]

@@HennyPenny0329 love it! 🤣

[@snippersnapper1606]

Nah the crab I saw eating a chicken leg once def had a better meal

[@blizzardgam3s206]

@@snippersnapper1606 i saw a homeless dude eating little Caesars breadsticks from the trash and he has it better ngl

[@gabrielv.4358]

Yeah!!!

[@swishy1260]

Fish: “This is some gourmet shit.”

[@theTutenstien]

Lol

[@pacolugo3846]

Repent and trust in Christ 🙌

[@jesusalejandrosanchezchave5484]

Hahaha

[@joelatkinson76]

@@pacolugo3846 Already did Idk why you are promoting this but ok

[@hishamalaker491]

@@pacolugo3846 I trust him alright... as a Prophet not god.

[@itzmiggyl2423]

Him: leaves egg for 0.02 seconds The fish: This is some serious gourmet shit!

[@KingOfTheNights]

Just goes to show you something is always watching you...

[@dehydratedwater9806]

Baby "Chicken of the Sea"

[@burntchickennugget8142]

'What kind of egg is this?' "Knock it off julie" .....

[@MV.S16]

RIP 🪦 egg friend 😭

[@Wab2007]

Damn timmy

[@suestowell]

Egg in the water out of the shell almost like a jelly fish but I guess it's an egg fish!😂😂😂

[@kharynj6629]

😂 None of that fish’s friends are gonna believe it. “Yoooo, I just stole this dude’s egg” 🤣

[@johnfraire6931]

"Bruh I know humans dont lay eggs"

[@JellyAntz]

@@johnfraire6931 “Naw, like a human cracked some bird egg and I ate it…”

[@JellyAntz]

@Ananta "Ion know, perhaps a seagull?"

[@johnfraire6931]

@@JellyAntz "Deadass, a seagull got her egg swipped by a human? And it cracked like a seashell? Nah, now I know you be seeing things; eggs are soft, everyone knows that. BTW careful around Karen the Hermit, she's got a new brown shell, smooth but pretty sharp around the edges."

[@JujuYes-qp8zw]

This is ridiculous 🤣

[@mazikeenjinshii3043]

"And when I looked down, this fish was stealing my egg!" 😂

[@cotton_candy_7]

Same shit different day. Don’t you hate it when this happens?

[@spectrum5156]

Brand new sentence

[@gabriel_af9434]

😂😂😂😂

[@Mr_Jingles111]

💀💀

[@mousesupremacy5556]

Bruuuuuh

[@trevorduncan9580]

I bet that fish's mind was BLOWN. He was prolly like "wtf was that!?" He might grown legs for more... you might have just caused a crazy evolutionary jump! Fish gonna want more eggs!

[@lnrngr64272]

😂

[@neverhungryagain2187]

Lmao

[@AriochStarr]

Could be worse, could have given it ham instead.

[@princessmobucks]

Youre reaching

[@imunknownunknown1114]

Friend of gamble🤔

[@ZavGhoul]

Okay but can we discuss about the amazing humour of this video

[@1.1797]

You've introduced an external object. Great, now that fish is going to evolve and become the all mighty Cthulhu

[@TheDerrogative]

Easy there, buddy. It ate the egg, it didn't impregnate it. XD

[@ladyolinden]

If only it were that easy XD

[@karanowlin9506]

🤣

[@karanowlin9506]

@@TheDerrogative 😅

[@clashking127]

😂

[@anupamaachary9021]

The fish is gonna go back home and be like "you won't believe this-"

[@SunitaYadav-cj6hf]

Why no comments

[@Changelingheart]

​@@SunitaYadav-cj6hf .. bc none of his fish friends believed him. 😅

[@haroon420]

And this is how evolution kick started. By feeding fish a chicken egg.

[@davideanes3425]

Chicken of the Sea…

[@safinhh8312]

@@davideanes3425 Sea of the chickens

[@MCRdeathupsessed]

Kick started? As if it has not been in process since the beginning of time. Lol

[@CHE113A]

Words outta my mouth Hahaa

[@CHE113A]

Well, Sort of haha 😂

[@SuaveHousexx]

- What you doing today? - Well. Not much. I'm just planning to dive 50 feet under the ocean today with an egg. Crack it open and see what happens. - Oh. Ok then. 😐

[@gage8160]

Weirdest sentence ever: "When I looked down, THIS FISH WAS STEALING MY EGG"

[@cookie_n00b00dy]

💀

[@Cash2620]

😂😂

[@Mhmyds]

Ayoo

[@fem-boyike9355]

lmao 🤣

[@Ivone58]

BROO 💀

[@fwop7436]

That fish is so brave. He sees this completely alien floating yellow mass and he just goes *I e a t*

[@josephphillips8183]

Chinese fish

[@sarahmant3745]

And a human decided to eat something that came out of a chicken’s butt at some point 😂😂

[@cockroach3037]

@@josephphillips8183 why ??

[@ssxrvhh]

@@josephphillips8183 racist much?

[@ssxrvhh]

@@josephphillips8183 rasists much?

[@iHASYOU]

That's one lucky fish! It got to try something it will never see again.

[@fufu_nigeria]

Why do you steal comments?

[@bananagun6598]

@@fufu_nigeria cry about it

[@darealspooderman6954]

@@fufu_nigeria hard to find original comments these days so shut up

[@ling7443]

@@fufu_nigeria you are the type of people who copyrights youtube video coz of one sec music in the background

[@imthebesthaha6124]

So much nutrients for that fish 🐟

[@BugPlayzRoblox]

That fish bouta get Salmon-vanilla 😂

[@OOOOOOOOOF]

The idea that the fish was camping from a distance the whole time waiting for him to leave lmao

[@hanjihannaya7419]

Lol

[@Beomoneyman]

Lol facts🤣🤣😭😭😂

[@juliadejonge1265]

I just see a little fish in a campervan just chilling and waiting 🤣🤣

[@rkddbstn]

lol

[@lefabuleux8192]

Not with a 3 seconds memory 😅 it was definitely just passing by

[@beckycallaghan9977]

Pretty sure when that fish goes to tell his mates about his tasting experience of an egg from the surface his mates will call him a liar cos he has no proof 🤣

[@carmiwrites]

"Well then what do you think this yellow stuff around my mouth is?!" "Uhmmm...vomit?"

[@jessielong6613]

I'm not playing I'm pissedfootball sorry I'm pressing my

[@azarious644]

I mean... a piece was still left

[@Iquey]

What about seagull eggs? Ever wonder if a female gull just ..let's one go when they are chilling in the water?

[@carmiwrites]

@@Iquey 😂the way u phrased that lol

[@biswajit07]

never imagined i would hear someone say this "that fish is stealing my egg"

[@sweetfreeze5528]

Bruh!

[@maverickoury8714]

Marlin from finding Nemo 💀

[@labanyabatinayak4238]

@@maverickoury8714 💀🙏🏼

[@benc589]

Repent and follow Jesus my friend! Repenting doesn't mean confessing your sins to others, but to stop doing them altogether. Belief in Messiah alone is not enough to get you into heaven - Matthew 7:21-23, John 3:3, John 3:36 (ESV is the best translation for John 3:36). Contemplate how the Roman empire fulfilled the role of the beast from the sea in Revelation 13. Revelation 17 confirms that it is in fact Rome. From this we can conclude that A) Jesus is the Son of God and can predict the future or make it happen, B) The world leaders/nations/governments etc have been conspiring together for the last 3000+ years to accomplish the religion of the Israelites C) History as we know it is fake. You don't really need to speculate though because you can start a relationship with God and have proof. Call on the name of Jesus and pray for Him to intervene in your life. - Revelation 3:20 Revelation 6 1st Seal: White horse = Roman Empire conquering nations under Trajan 98-117 AD & Gospel spreading rapidly. 2nd Seal: Red horse, bloody civil wars with 32 different Emperors, most killed by the sword. 185-284 AD 3rd Seal: Black horse, economic despair from high taxes to pay for wars, farmers stopped growing. 200-250 AD 4th Seal: Pale horse, 1/4th of Romans died from famine, pestilence; at one point 5,000 dying per day. 250-300 AD 5th Seal: Diocletian persecuted Smyrna church era saints for ten years, blood crying out for vengeance. 303-312 AD 6th Seal: Political upheaval in the declining Roman Empire while the leaders battled each other. 313-395 AD Revelation 7 Sealing of 144,000, the saints, before trumpet war judgments, which led to the fall of the Roman Empire. Revelation 8 1st Trumpet: Alaric and the Goths attacked from the north, the path of hail, and set it on fire. 400-410 AD 2nd Trumpet: Genseric and the Vandals attacked the seas and coastlands, the blood of sailors in water. 425-470 AD 3rd Trumpet: Attila and the Huns scourged the Danube, Rhine & Po rivers area, dead bodies made water bitter. 451 AD 4th Trumpet: Odoacer and the Heruli caused the last Western Emperor (sun), Senate (moon) to lose power. 476 AD With the Western Roman Emperor (restrainer of 2 Thes. 2) removed; the son of perdition Popes took power. Revelation 9 Two woe judgments against the central 1/3rd and eastern 1/3rd of the Roman Empire. 612-1453 AD 5th Trumpet: Locust & scorpions point to Arabia, the rise of the Muslim army. Islam hides Gospel from Arabs. 612-762 AD 6th Trumpet: Turks released to attack Constantinople with large cannons (fire, smoke, brimstone). 1062-1453 AD Revelation 10 The little book is the printed Bible, which was needed after the Dark Ages when Scriptures were banned by Popes. Revelation 11 7th Trumpet: Martin Luther measured Roman Church; found that it’s an apostate church, not part of true temple. The two witnesses are the Scriptures and saints who proclaim the pure Gospel and testify against the antichrist Popes. Papal Church pronounced Christendom dead in 1514 AD. Silence for 3.5 years. Then Luther posted his 95 Thesis, which sparked the Protestant Reformation and brought the witnesses back to life. Millions of Catholics were saved. Revelation 12 Satan used the Roman Empire to try to wipe out the early Church, Satan was cast down as the Empire collapsed. Revelation 13 The antichrist beast Popes reigned in power 1,260 years, 538-1798, is the little horn of Daniel 7, son of perdition. The false prophet Jesuit Superior General rose to power from land (earth) of Vatican and has created many deceptions. Revelation 14 Points to great harvest during the Protestant Reformation & wrath on Catholic countries who obey antichrist Pope. Revelation 15 Overcoming saints victorious over the beast. Prelude to 7 vials and judgment on those who support Papal Rome. Revelation 16 1st Vial: The foul sore of atheism was poured out on Catholic France, leaving them with no hope, led to revolution. 2nd Vial: The French Revolution started in 1793, killed 250,000, as France had obeyed the Pope and killed saints. 3rd Vial: The French Revolution spread to rural areas of France, where Protestants had been killed in river areas. 4th Vial: The bloody Napoleonic wars shed the blood of countries who had revered and obeyed the antichrist Pope. 5th Vial: Judgment on the seat of the beast. Papal States invaded in 1798, Pope imprisoned, removed from power. 6th Vial: The Turks vast domain dried up, they were only left with Turkey. They lost control of Palestine in 1917 AD, Israel became a nation again in 1948

[@CinderHeart]

Fun fact/useful tip: rotten eggs float but good eggs sink. Useful to check if your old eggs are still okay 👍

[@lchrt4069]

*leaves egg* Marine Biologist: “A new species was discovered today.”

[@Moss_piglets]

I'm a wildlife biologist and this makes me laugh

[@imuzumaki3223]

🤣😭😭omg

[@diavianlopez7360]

LMAOOOO

@@Moss_piglets pretty much what happens though 😂 until they find out it's an egg yolk

[@charlotte_channel1098]

Lmaoool😂

[@luu_kye]

Imagine down the line, that fish's descendants evolved into some super fish species... Just because that fish ate the egg

[@sqoishicasette]

Lmfao 😂😂

[@Stonemonkie1]

The chickenfish.

[@marioturkalj3126]

Or when someone catch that fish and it taste like egg.....

[@FIREcrochethairstyles]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@FantasyTheSloth]

Lmao

[@mojojojo4899]

Fish: *hiding behind rock....”anytime now..” Hooman: “ok guys I need to go catch my breathe” Fish: “NOW! Oooooolululuooooouuu”

[@yusrahskr1736]

😹

[@esharenee4186]

🤣🤣🤣

[@samsayss.uhhmmm]

Ooooooolulululuuluuu💀

[@yusrahskr1736]

@@samsayss.uhhmmm 😹

[@That_Weird_Choir_Kid]

🤣

[@videowilliams]

Even as you cracked it, I was thinking: "Something's gonna be attracted to that." Didn't take long, did it?

[@AngellGaby]

Imagine trying to tell your friends a fish stole your egg. 😂

[@brefree8346]

That's funny lol

[@yuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh]

Guy: *leaves egg at the bottom for a second* Fish: “it’s free real estate”

[@ForgottenPassword]

lmaoo I immediately thought this

[@EarleTKG]

@@ohhjustmemes none

[@stranger342]

Well I mean, it’s that fish’s home right?

[@yuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh]

@@stranger342 it’s a meme hun lol

[@heinrich.hitzinger]

@@stranger342 🗿

[@PseudoReality28]

"I went to the bottom of the ocean. This place is about 45 feet deep." Marianas Trench: "That's cute."

[@NoThankUBeQuiet]

Psh my local beach has parts where the bottom is only like 4 feet. Home boy went through a lot of trouble for nothing.

[@cayleece7890]

Lol I was thinking just that! Like, the bottom of which part of which ocean? 🤔 For people who don't know: The Mariana Trench is 36,201 feet deep lol.

[@matteoroyaleblox4469]

Yep, i dont really know how much 45 feet is, i could do the maths but its so obvious its less than the mariana trench's 10000+ meters

[@matteoroyaleblox4469]

@@cayleece7890 you should have said it in km so people could understand easily

[@vindexworld4636]

@@matteoroyaleblox4469 1 feet is bout 12cm I believe so 45x12 feet = 540cm = 5,4 meters. Im european aswell so could be wrong tho But i think: 2.54cm = 1 inch 12.something cm = 1 foot

[@Suratratblood]

"first i got my egg"💀

[@joshpickles9022]

This was like listening to a 5 year old tell a story that included every single detail of his day lol.

[@pltbw2195]

A 5 year old surfer boi named Kyle, bruh. 😎

[@Skifahrer805]

I feel like a 5 year olds voice might be less annoying tho 😂

[@rickyvelez8232]

Stoopid is....lol

[@adaasdfas8013]

A 5 year old can crack the shell with his thumbs

[@syalamontana2508]

But still cute tho lol

[@WitSpark17]

The fish had the best day of his life for having an egg that didn't exist in their place. 😂

[@YouKnowMeDuh]

A delicacy, as will that fish be to whatever eats it! xD

[@Jennifermommy]

One of the kind

[@xPredatorization]

Bro ate like a king and nobody is gonna belive his ass.

[@Gomez_--je9db]

@@xPredatorization lmao

[@jefffinkbonner9551]

It’s like the fish version of eating caviar

[@muffin1168]

Imagine scuba diving and you see an alien. And upon closer inspection, it’s just the inside of an egg.

[@unavela]

That's even more horrifying that meeting the alien, bc to the unknowing man finding the inside of the egg means they can and have bred there

[@dondentist]

That would be an eggstraterrestrial finding

[@C.A._Old]

Omg why ? little good best egg ever in the world. :-(

[@fawzulhameer7226]

You are inside the water but I can't breathe from here😅😂☠️

[@DMWolFGurL]

Imagine a jelly fish being like, "the hell happened to you, bruh?"

[@simplymusic1163]

LMAO that's exactly what I thought

[@Kyrrificookie]

Lol😂

[@nejihyuuga.]

Yo what💀💀

[@monicap9294]

LMFOAOOO

[@kimeikojarrett7225]

@@Kyrrificookie 😭😁😁😁

[@Alorand]

The fish to his friends: "I told you that humans lay eggs, but you didn't believe me. Super tasty too."

[@lotgc]

"yeah, but Gary, you said he cracked his own egg, and just left it there. What kind of idiot would do that? I don't believe you. I think you made it up."

[@MahakashOfficial007]

😂

[@patriciahgakonde2984]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣oh shit

[@trinamackey2901]

🤣🤣😍

[@MissKodakBarbie]

💀💀💀

[@hawaiidispenser]

Problem is, now the fish is addicted to chicken eggs but will never get another. 😔

[@ily82h]

This made me sad😭

[@veei9724]

So true

[@SW-ii5gg]

It's possible that it will get another somehow and it's possible that it didn't become addicted to chicken eggs as well.

[@davidortiz9511]

😂😂

[@jhononillgalvez950]

Just think that the fish didn't like how it tasted and will never try it again.

[@ErikaAlvarez-wx7v]

“Bruh can you not” got me dying 😂😂😂

[@oldkid820]

That’s is probably the best meal that fish will have in its entire life.

[@sohanasamantha2125]

Or worst

[@Cap_Des-bxdddboiiiii]

Yes

[@MayTheSchwartzBeWithYou]

Sashimi tastes better than raw egg.

[@benc589]

Repent and follow Jesus my friend! Repenting doesn't mean confessing your sins to others, but to stop doing them altogether. Belief in Messiah alone is not enough to get you into heaven - Matthew 7:21-23, John 3:3, John 3:36 (ESV is the best translation for John 3:36). Contemplate how the Roman empire fulfilled the role of the beast from the sea in Revelation 13. Revelation 17 confirms that it is in fact Rome. From this we can conclude that A) Jesus is the Son of God and can predict the future or make it happen, B) The world leaders/nations/governments etc have been conspiring together for the last 3000+ years to accomplish the religion of the Israelites C) History as we know it is fake. You don't really need to speculate though because you can start a relationship with God and have proof. Call on the name of Jesus and pray for Him to intervene in your life. - Revelation 3:20 Revelation 6 1st Seal: White horse = Roman Empire conquering nations under Trajan 98-117 AD & Gospel spreading rapidly. 2nd Seal: Red horse, bloody civil wars with 32 different Emperors, most killed by the sword. 185-284 AD 3rd Seal: Black horse, economic despair from high taxes to pay for wars, farmers stopped growing. 200-250 AD 4th Seal: Pale horse, 1/4th of Romans died from famine, pestilence; at one point 5,000 dying per day. 250-300 AD 5th Seal: Diocletian persecuted Smyrna church era saints for ten years, blood crying out for vengeance. 303-312 AD 6th Seal: Political upheaval in the declining Roman Empire while the leaders battled each other. 313-395 AD Revelation 7 Sealing of 144,000, the saints, before trumpet war judgments, which led to the fall of the Roman Empire. Revelation 8 1st Trumpet: Alaric and the Goths attacked from the north, the path of hail, and set it on fire. 400-410 AD 2nd Trumpet: Genseric and the Vandals attacked the seas and coastlands, the blood of sailors in water. 425-470 AD 3rd Trumpet: Attila and the Huns scourged the Danube, Rhine & Po rivers area, dead bodies made water bitter. 451 AD 4th Trumpet: Odoacer and the Heruli caused the last Western Emperor (sun), Senate (moon) to lose power. 476 AD With the Western Roman Emperor (restrainer of 2 Thes. 2) removed; the son of perdition Popes took power. Revelation 9 Two woe judgments against the central 1/3rd and eastern 1/3rd of the Roman Empire. 612-1453 AD 5th Trumpet: Locust & scorpions point to Arabia, the rise of the Muslim army. Islam hides Gospel from Arabs. 612-762 AD 6th Trumpet: Turks released to attack Constantinople with large cannons (fire, smoke, brimstone). 1062-1453 AD Revelation 10 The little book is the printed Bible, which was needed after the Dark Ages when Scriptures were banned by Popes. Revelation 11 7th Trumpet: Martin Luther measured Roman Church; found that it’s an apostate church, not part of true temple. The two witnesses are the Scriptures and saints who proclaim the pure Gospel and testify against the antichrist Popes. Papal Church pronounced Christendom dead in 1514 AD. Silence for 3.5 years. Then Luther posted his 95 Thesis, which sparked the Protestant Reformation and brought the witnesses back to life. Millions of Catholics were saved. Revelation 12 Satan used the Roman Empire to try to wipe out the early Church, Satan was cast down as the Empire collapsed. Revelation 13 The antichrist beast Popes reigned in power 1,260 years, 538-1798, is the little horn of Daniel 7, son of perdition. The false prophet Jesuit Superior General rose to power from land (earth) of Vatican and has created many deceptions. Revelation 14 Points to great harvest during the Protestant Reformation & wrath on Catholic countries who obey antichrist Pope. Revelation 15 Overcoming saints victorious over the beast. Prelude to 7 vials and judgment on those who support Papal Rome. Revelation 16 1st Vial: The foul sore of atheism was poured out on Catholic France, leaving them with no hope, led to revolution. 2nd Vial: The French Revolution started in 1793, killed 250,000, as France had obeyed the Pope and killed saints. 3rd Vial: The French Revolution spread to rural areas of France, where Protestants had been killed in river areas. 4th Vial: The bloody Napoleonic wars shed the blood of countries who had revered and obeyed the antichrist Pope. 5th Vial: Judgment on the seat of the beast. Papal States invaded in 1798, Pope imprisoned, removed from power. 6th Vial: The Turks vast domain dried up, they were only left with Turkey. They lost control of Palestine in 1917 AD, Israel became a nation again in 1948

[@skylarmeece6954]

"A fish was stealing my egg!" Why was that the funniest thing I've ever heard? 😂

[@jandobatter480]

Drugs, probably. Share?

[@autonomousfortune753]

You have ever heard? This was the funniest thing?

[@marilakos]

S u S

[@aniqqsafarr9887]

beria babi

[@artoing]

You never heard good jokes.

[@kimsockjean]

“i’ll be back egg friend!” fish: smacks lips*

[@Mustafa-oc8hl]

Same

[@Mustafa-oc8hl]

Lol

[@leilanitauheed3334]

Righttt

[@lunaa2270]

fish: 👁👄👁 did you want some?”

[@benc589]

Repent and follow Jesus my friend! Repenting doesn't mean confessing your sins to others, but to stop doing them altogether. Belief in Messiah alone is not enough to get you into heaven - Matthew 7:21-23, John 3:3, John 3:36 (ESV is the best translation for John 3:36). Contemplate how the Roman empire fulfilled the role of the beast from the sea in Revelation 13. Revelation 17 confirms that it is in fact Rome. From this we can conclude that A) Jesus is the Son of God and can predict the future or make it happen, B) The world leaders/nations/governments etc have been conspiring together for the last 3000+ years to accomplish the religion of the Israelites C) History as we know it is fake. You don't really need to speculate though because you can start a relationship with God and have proof. Call on the name of Jesus and pray for Him to intervene in your life. - Revelation 3:20 Revelation 6 1st Seal: White horse = Roman Empire conquering nations under Trajan 98-117 AD & Gospel spreading rapidly. 2nd Seal: Red horse, bloody civil wars with 32 different Emperors, most killed by the sword. 185-284 AD 3rd Seal: Black horse, economic despair from high taxes to pay for wars, farmers stopped growing. 200-250 AD 4th Seal: Pale horse, 1/4th of Romans died from famine, pestilence; at one point 5,000 dying per day. 250-300 AD 5th Seal: Diocletian persecuted Smyrna church era saints for ten years, blood crying out for vengeance. 303-312 AD 6th Seal: Political upheaval in the declining Roman Empire while the leaders battled each other. 313-395 AD Revelation 7 Sealing of 144,000, the saints, before trumpet war judgments, which led to the fall of the Roman Empire. Revelation 8 1st Trumpet: Alaric and the Goths attacked from the north, the path of hail, and set it on fire. 400-410 AD 2nd Trumpet: Genseric and the Vandals attacked the seas and coastlands, the blood of sailors in water. 425-470 AD 3rd Trumpet: Attila and the Huns scourged the Danube, Rhine & Po rivers area, dead bodies made water bitter. 451 AD 4th Trumpet: Odoacer and the Heruli caused the last Western Emperor (sun), Senate (moon) to lose power. 476 AD With the Western Roman Emperor (restrainer of 2 Thes. 2) removed; the son of perdition Popes took power. Revelation 9 Two woe judgments against the central 1/3rd and eastern 1/3rd of the Roman Empire. 612-1453 AD 5th Trumpet: Locust & scorpions point to Arabia, the rise of the Muslim army. Islam hides Gospel from Arabs. 612-762 AD 6th Trumpet: Turks released to attack Constantinople with large cannons (fire, smoke, brimstone). 1062-1453 AD Revelation 10 The little book is the printed Bible, which was needed after the Dark Ages when Scriptures were banned by Popes. Revelation 11 7th Trumpet: Martin Luther measured Roman Church; found that it’s an apostate church, not part of true temple. The two witnesses are the Scriptures and saints who proclaim the pure Gospel and testify against the antichrist Popes. Papal Church pronounced Christendom dead in 1514 AD. Silence for 3.5 years. Then Luther posted his 95 Thesis, which sparked the Protestant Reformation and brought the witnesses back to life. Millions of Catholics were saved. Revelation 12 Satan used the Roman Empire to try to wipe out the early Church, Satan was cast down as the Empire collapsed. Revelation 13 The antichrist beast Popes reigned in power 1,260 years, 538-1798, is the little horn of Daniel 7, son of perdition. The false prophet Jesuit Superior General rose to power from land (earth) of Vatican and has created many deceptions. Revelation 14 Points to great harvest during the Protestant Reformation & wrath on Catholic countries who obey antichrist Pope. Revelation 15 Overcoming saints victorious over the beast. Prelude to 7 vials and judgment on those who support Papal Rome. Revelation 16 1st Vial: The foul sore of atheism was poured out on Catholic France, leaving them with no hope, led to revolution. 2nd Vial: The French Revolution started in 1793, killed 250,000, as France had obeyed the Pope and killed saints. 3rd Vial: The French Revolution spread to rural areas of France, where Protestants had been killed in river areas. 4th Vial: The bloody Napoleonic wars shed the blood of countries who had revered and obeyed the antichrist Pope. 5th Vial: Judgment on the seat of the beast. Papal States invaded in 1798, Pope imprisoned, removed from power. 6th Vial: The Turks vast domain dried up, they were only left with Turkey. They lost control of Palestine in 1917 AD, Israel became a nation again in 1948

[@Samaraodi-e9g]

The fish is most wanted thief 😂😂 Your egg completely eating them

[@boomybelmar5784]

the crazy thing is not that it floated. it is that that little fish just got a once in a life time delicacy.

[@ImFromIowa]

@Tinker Belle it was……..now it’s sad. It wishes it was caught and cooked cause it’ll never have a meal that good ever again.

[@walmarp]

@@ImFromIowa bruh imagine how fish fed with eggs would taste

[@nickabel8279]

Once in a lifetime? Try again. How many fish lives do you think there have been? How many got to try a chicken egg?

[@candacetaylor27]

@@nickabel8279 once in a lifetime for that particular fish is what he means

[@indigochild3700]

Wonder what happened to that fish honestly 🤣

[@ABucketOfFish]

“Oh hey Britney look at the rainbow” that was sweet actually

[@abc-mt8us]

That part 😂🤭🤭

[@discordiadingle3203]

Oh, hi Max! How’s camp going?

[@j.h.4711]

Shut up

[@ABucketOfFish]

@@discordiadingle3203 how do you think, camp man won’t shut up but at least i stole his phone.

[@nandanvb357]

Bird: Eats the fish's young Fish: *I'm bout to end this man's whole career*

[@tahiiannabooker5030]

Hahaha!!

[@tahiiannabooker5030]

I love you

[@kekuzski9696]

Brilliant

[@nandanvb357]

@@tahiiannabooker5030 And you're a creep

[@bim_bio9486]

I would say “uno reverse card” lol

[@FaithAssemblyMusic]

30 seconds of my life I won’t get back!

[@Biotope37]

What were you expecting?

[@FaithAssemblyMusic]

@@Biotope37 something better than that!

[@jamesbelshan8839]

*gingerly handles egg-friend* “I tried to pick it up.” *violently mangles egg-friend’s corpse*

[@LadyJ_88]

Leaves corpse to be eaten by wildlife

[@guapagrande4789]

“I wonder what will happen if I crack open an egg underwater.” *breakfast for fish*

[@DustinIsDriving]

Nemo was like “not this time” and scurried away to find Dory.

[@yashiroyugi]

Lol

[@Rina-zr2mm]

LMFAO

[@trustyrusty6969]

@@ohhjustmemes why r u begging for subs lmao go do something good

[@rogerharsh]

Nemo :- gonna cry ?

[@maricelafigueroa4274]

Lmfao 🤣

[@numberoneappgames]

Fish: don't know what this is but I'm eating it! 😂

[@mattiax]

Egg: **exist** That one fish: " *Imma 'bout to innish this man's whole career* "

[@StealYoBoots]

Haha so funny

[@tqylorr]

STOPP 😭

[@IVIOLATERULES]

bruh

[@airfr1ed]

Tge innish word made me laugh

[@ENDERofNothing]

LOL 😭😭😭😭😭

[@stintza]

“I went back to the surface because if I didn’t then I would’ve died.”

[@mia-nj9rz]

this made me laugh so hard. my humour is broken

[@AfroMan187]

I did some research, his story checks out.

[@t0kichii]

I never thought I'd hear "A FISH WAS STEALING MY EGG!" ever in my life

[@anime_dreams_h4612]

Ha ha

[@ohjordyn8312]

Except finding Nemo, where the big bad fish steals all the eggs from the anemone 🥺

[@ZER0O9]

It's nice to see that fish also adhere to the "ya snooze ya lose" rules

[@settawatstands.7062]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Mia_dose_toca]

Bro seriously can he not😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡🤬

[@Kevin-pe2zy]

The way he throughs the camera out of the way is 😂 funny

[@pietern.216]

“First I got my egg and then I went to the bottom of the ocean” Ah yes, a regular Thursday afternoon

[@danan9061]

It is for him

[@_.koenaaaa._]

His "bruh, can you NOT!" actually cracked me up

[@JohnCooper-gm6mn]

Cracked you up... I see what you did there. 😏

[@catwitdabigdog2076]

I felt my iq drop a little just then.

[@gperkins6492]

It sounded so unnatural

[@1sava]

Diver: I'll just leave this egg here until I get back from the surface. Fish: hold my gills

[@alienhippiemuzic]

Lol

[@mpilombanjwa381]

🤣😂🤣 While u at it hold my fins too

[@fairy_queen85]

What a beautiful comment! xD

[@ElFenomeno-i2d]

"i heard that if u crack an egg at the bottom of the ocean something incredible happens" "alright so were about 45 feet deep"

[@cinnagummi]

I just know that fish's friends laughed at him thinking he's lying😭😭😭

[@thatgirl1706]

Yea he don't got no proof 😭

[@ninetynein6853]

XD The fish fam be like 'ayoooo Harry ur trippin xd'

[@BaistaMahrusaArefeen]

I love the fact that everyone ignores that "look there's a rainbow" WHEN THERES AN ACTUAL RAINBOW

[@O111e]

I don't see any reason to comment about a rainbow.

[@nikitheeartist]

I love the difference between his rainbow voice and his recording voice. You can literally hear the happiness only rainbows can induce ☺️

[@leostupidmocs120]

But it’s just a rainbow

[@thereoc]

There’s nothing special about a rainbow, it’s just water that splits light

[@ianmoone9036]

We should comment about his comment that there was a rainbow where he said one was?

[@Outlaw-K-7]

The chicken who laid that egg: "Your egg?"

[@Alive4Up2Me]

Underrated comment

[@PersoNalaccount-hf2ni]

Riddle me this outlaw if you gave a vending machine a dollar and it gave you a water bottle is the wo'ah bo'oh yours or the vending machine?

[@TUTANKHAMUN077]

Scientist " we have discovered a new fish. It has evolved over millions of year to look like egg yolk"

[@randomproductionscj587]

"cAn yOu nOt" Fish : understandable have a great day

[@TheBigCoconut]

866 likes no replies?

[@z0mb0lgy]

“THIS FISH WAS STEALING MY EGG!”

[@WildPotaot2]

🤨

[@focus24x7]

That's kinda SUS... My friend I know what you are thinking 😂😂

[@Idontknowwhattowrite150]

Basically the plot of Finding Nemo if you add an “s” to that sentence

[@enzosantinoalvior948]

Sus

[@CrepyPasta.Cringitude.Official]

Bruh

[@danielsimpson5994]

“I went to the bottom of the ocean.” “It’s like 45ft here.” Bruh, what? 😂

[@cajsaperimenta6045]

still the bottom of the ocean no matter how deep 😌

[@floseger7497]

@@thedragontrainer so coast areas of the sea are not part of the ocean? 🤣

[@changjoh1084]

By that relative definition only the Mariana Trench is the true bottom of the ocean.

[@kristymariesmith3594]

Doesn’t look 45 feet deep

[@royfermon7498]

@@thedragontrainer bro that's not how water works

[@tiffanylocus251]

My life is complete now that I have this egg-cellent information 😂

[@Skulky]

“I heard if you crack an egg at the bottom of the ocean, something crazy happens” Yes, a fish will spawn when you’re not looking and eat your egg

[@user-pz9uw1d07]

Lol

[@varalakshmitalur6330]

Spawn? anyway,you spoiled a real chance of a chick surfacing someday from down the ocean..

[@derboe_thebeast6869]

My egg? _🤔_ _🤨_ _😳_

[@roseb6617]

😂😂😂

[@onenationundergod8]

I think you meant sprint into action and steal your egg. Spawn has to do with eggs and sperm being released. Basically meaning to reproduce.

[@Ssb0810]

"THIS FISH WAS STEALING MY EGG" LMFAOO

[@asideofaioli4630]

Fish--freakin thieves, the whole lot of them...amiright??

[@mayawhit3495]

@@asideofaioli4630 witwuheodijeydttejd Eijduueoqgqqy s since peds and you zoe

[@unknownperson2537]

Ayoo🌚

[@TickFilm]

Said no one ever haha!

[@Jaxdademigod]

It was FRED THE FISH

[@ummehaniii]

This is how i stretch my answer in exams when i dont know the question

[@AlllSmiless]

💀 literally though

[@keenanlarsen1639]

😂😂😂

[@wooblebloom1]

Brilliant😂

[@verbalhustle]

I was thinking the same thing. downvoted the whole thing.

[@Gleowyn]

@@verbalhustle damn bro, were you born with no funny bone in your body?

[@lucasstandey-w2b]

that "bruh could u not" got me lmao

[@1MMXRTAL]

"this is so crazy, he is just chillin" sounds like it about me. 29 y.o. unemployed

[@jamalydude]

We love you

[@thasoufside713]

LMFAO I felt this, sell some weed yo

[@dollarbill5792]

Literally everywhere is hiring right now, put one foot in front of the other.

[@BossOfAllTrades]

Oh shit bruh ain't have to confront him mans on his last hope with this youtube channel

[@b.r.2562]

@@dollarbill5792 Not true, man. I'm 27 with a bachelor's from a decent school in my area and good work experience. Nothing crazy, but respectable nonetheless. I've applied, and applied, and nothing is happening.

[@olliec7609]

I can just imagine that fish telling his mates later that night in a fishy tavern, about how he stole an egg from the surface dwellers and lived. And of course no one believed him.

[@ivytran418]

Something crazy happened … the fish said

[@Favored20]

How would the fish know it's an egg though?

[@dollypop2022]

@@Favored20 Surface mythology

[@SuperCoolZomb1e]

Another KZbin made a parody sort of thing of this video but from the fish perspective

[@somerandomnoob5859]

@@SuperCoolZomb1e Link?

[@im2str4u]

"Hey there's that crazy fish again claiming he ate the legendary chicken egg from the ground surfers."

[@ilovecairns5181]

They dunno what chickens are

[@mayanmasai3804]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Peacemaker4554]

Tsk tsk tsk what a shame