DIY Caterham vs The Stig | Top Gear

[@DriftxKingGTR]

This sums up a group project in school. Jeremy is the guy who only shows up on the due date.

[@derpizzaman1050]

he's the guy who shows up but doesn't help at all

[@ethanconnor7530]

And likely spills a soda on the poster board.

[@shivambawa]

but gets the best grade

[@Windows98R]

Cham JDM but then does a great job on the presentation so you can’t complain too much about it

[@tendrams]

No, Jeremy is the guy who shows up every day but is counterproductive. When I was in graduate school, it would often be the case that a "core" productive group would conceal meeting times from people IN THE GROUP who we knew would not be helpful. During one case in particular, we just told a guy that, "We met unexpectedly one afternoon and it was easier than we thought... so we got it done". We put his name on the project and turned it in. Just easier.

[@NortyLukey]

"Your wife leaves you, she's in bed with a milkman and you're like 'ohhh where's my front suspension unit?'

[@JoVaDeMee]

I lost it there😂😂😂

[@uwutismxd595]

LNorts02 hi

[@conormitchell1213]

I

[@mrbones2235]

Add that to Beautiful lines to hear in life

[@MichaelD8393]

Me too... then I lost it again at 6:30 😂

[@ココちゃん-y1x]

2:22 20 minutes into Caterham building and chill and he gives you this look.

[@lowgunfire2671]

James and Hammond knew that Jeremy would somehow cock up epically whilst fitting in the seats of course.

[@hueyfreemanhisanimatedfrie925]

Low Gunfire with a hammer nonetheless.

[@Gerbs1913]

7:14 Then when she asks if you're enjoying yourself yet.

[@David-ud9ju]

How can you have Caterham building and chill? What is wrong with people nowadays that they attempt to be funny by spouting the same unfunny internet non-humour meme shit all the time.

[@thomashanson6603]

@@David-ud9ju I think it may be funny but you don't get it.

[@luc-perrin]

3:43 jeremys look at the camera is absolutely brilliant, no sense of smug or foolishness, just pure raw unfiltered confusion

[@ShockLegionLeader]

Damn that's impressive for a trio of guys who spent half their time arguing.

[@aimfuldrifter]

And James who's filing stuff.

[@sumairb9978]

LukeInside " *JAYMES* "

[@wawasgood]

It really is haha. I would honestly pay really good money to view the full length unedited version of them building the car.

[@twistedyogert]

Isn't one of them an engineer?

[@ethanconnor7530]

twistedyogert hammond is a decent mechanic , but I dont think either of the 3 are engineers.

[@XclusiveXbox]

"Look at the picture." "It doesn't tell me anything! They may as well've just photographed your arse!!" love it

[@joshkirkham4281]

“This car belong tuu yuu sir” “Can a ask where you’re going tuuu” “Can a ask where yav come from”

[@jess.bus.photosx6388]

😂😂😂😂

[@spritemon98]

They are gonna have alot of fun trying to interrogate him 🤣

[@mrguest3749]

Stig used his right to remain silent.

[@medvidekmisa]

is this even english? :D

[@Blakezilla594]

@@medvidekmisa eh, it's slightly gae😂

[@Mihalyofficial]

The amount of patience it must take to be in the same room as jeremy let alone build a car with him...amazing

[@psycho479]

Yeah it’s staged you know that right ?

[@MrBeeps.]

Or James mays “blistering fast” speed he goes to build the car

[@dr.bright6272]

I remember his Cottage Car. The crew building it and the designer managed pretty well.

[@adamw9421]

@@psycho479🤓

[@limcw6092]

@@adamw9421must be hard to be in the same room like people like him, no sense of humour at all

[@recondystopic1584]

I expected the stig to suddenly overtake them at the starting line

[@tcr_gaming2746]

yeah me too tbh

[@liamwoolrych5584]

Same here

[@skeleguns10oooooo10]

But Police stopped him

[@azizabdul8914]

​@@skeleguns10oooooo10you can say that's a cop-out

[@sayhibobbi]

Murphy's Law: Anything that can go wrong, will. Clarkson's Law: How hard can it be?

[@dangerdean9066]

Don’t say that!

[@rogehmarbi]

Clarkson's Second Law : "Speed and Power is the answer to every problem"

[@americanjohnny4814]

@@rogehmarbi Clarkson’s Third Law: HAMMER

[@antoinesilva1527]

@@americanjohnny4814 Clarkson's fourth law: His genius is so frightening, it could power a second universe.

[@aerogfs]

Hammond's Law: if it exists, I crash it...

[@edwarddella5293]

"do you know where it is" "no" "do you know where it is" "no" "do you know what it looks like" "yes" "no you dont"

[@rjb0572]

Sounds like what my mum would say 😂

[@isaacsrandomvideos667]

eddie delia lol

[@Sam-es6ui]

well done you typed what they said

[@arteonyx]

6:30

[@Shorty15c4007]

JAMES! DOES IT NEED A WASHER? YES OR NO??

[@HarrisonBowman]

JAMES! STOP FILING!!

[@__-po7bm]

Ethan Schmid NO!

[@__-po7bm]

Ethan Schmid Jeremy: YES!

[@__-po7bm]

Ethan Schmid ah yes, those were the good times.

[@silverwolfmarcus]

*later oh sod it it isnt that important

[@beans4teens499]

5:46 Jeremy tries to fit the steering wheel with a hammer, then turns the steering wheel which doesn't turn the wheel followed by "Broken". 😂👌😂😂 unbelievably funny.

[@Tays_garage]

LMFAOOO DEAD

[@lightsaberlordp373]

@@Tays_garage James! Stop filing!! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Tays_garage]

@@lightsaberlordp373 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️

[@rosson1983]

My favourite part

[@RohanSingh-lh6yb]

even with the suspension 🤣🤣🤣 comedy gold

[@masterovspeed3963]

Jeremy- James can I start on the interior James-great idea Jeremy-right I'll go and get the hammer Classic clarkson there

[@ethanwilliams2312]

8:09 Jeremy legit got shut down for a fist bump from James 😂

[@abramo7700]

james expected to be slammed on the shoulder by jeremy’s fist

[@ew8779]

James was too busy looking into Jeremy's eyes

[@garrettodonnell4177]

The banter going on between all three of these gents as they become very obviously frustrated at the situation and one another is a sight to behold. Classic.

[@EXTREME4YEARSTOCOME]

i love the way james goes "you should feel it go stiff now" and then hammond goes "oh ya thats much better oh ya thats hard"

[@Harv72b]

I can't think of a more frightening scenario than having to drive something that Jeremy Clarkson had a hand in building.

[@aymericdubost3637]

"Jeremy was sacked from engine management" Yeah, that rings weirdly now.

[@AnthroGearhead]

Aymeric Dubost 6 yrs later.... Jeremy gets sacked from Top Gear :3

[@matthewthomas2546]

Hello Aymeric

[@lostintime3333]

Was thinking this 🤣

[@AstralDragoon]

"Broken."

[@eggnoodle1061]

"Now I need to put the steering wheel in. *Starts smashing the steering wheel with a hammer* Broken..."

[@Slemoster]

Its my new word. Whenever something doesn't work, I don't bother investigating or finding a work around. I just look to the other person and go "Broken" and stare at it.

[@hueyfreemanhisanimatedfrie925]

Drifting Noodle James: don't hit it with a hammer.

[@rjb0572]

Well that's what happens when you whack something with a hammer 😂🔨

[@Thicc_Cheese_Dip]

@@hueyfreemanhisanimatedfrie925 Jeremy: Why not? James: Cos, it's the tool of a pikey.

[@Apidium]

"It's the tool of a pikey" XD

[@szilardbogacs2230]

Lmao

[@visionist7]

They wouldn't be allowed to say that today 🤣

[@THENAMEISQUICKMAN]

"DON'T hit it with a hammer!" "... why?"

[@daveangelew]

"Brakes" *nods* "ancillaries" *nods* "battery" *nods* "throttle linkage" *nods* "clutch" *nods* "gears" *nods* Looks like they even have the nodding dog for the back window sorted too lol. Never change Jeremy

[@privatezeron]

The Stig getting pulled over though! hahahaa

[@MakeSh00t]

zeron82411 its a fake... FOR TV .

[@privatezeron]

MakeSh00t I know that...it's still just entertaining.

[@MakeSh00t]

zeron82411 I know that to still just entertaining.

[@GenuineBronxite]

He didn't choose the Stig life. The Stig life chose him XD

[@stuartleckie]

That road is one of the most fun to drive.

[@sandynathan]

I love the fact that at 9:16 with the police with the stig you can hear a bike clearly nailing it through the gears

[@lukamoon6094]

Fr

[@rx-heaven8934]

We need a full series of James building his own Caterham Seven. Meticulously following the assembly guide at his own pace.

[@oliverboisen7475]

Watch his reassembling show. It's genuinely amazing

[@christopherdean1326]

I'd watch it!

[@surfcello]

"Does this car belong TÜ YÜ, sir?" ... silence ... "Can I ask where you're going TÜÜÜ?" ... silence ... "Can I ask where you've come FROMM?" ... silence ...

[@jamesharbour7622]

"Is the car stolen??" ... silence...

[@raynerhutton1417]

ü gang

[@jamesharbour7622]

@Sir Dr Munna Bhai MBBS, FRSC, Phd, LL.B. OBE, CA Thank for correcting me

[@conanomega7999]

He has the right to remain silent

[@NikosGardanis]

Double the "r"

[@mikewilliam5315]

5:13- "They might as well photographed your ass"..HAAAAA.

[@shuboy05]

Anyone else love how James just smiled at Jeremy's usual method of getting the seats in the car?

[@lordbluebaron2270]

I think because he realized he put the seat in backwards

[@DylanWagner]

"The Stig has got 299 miles left! At his speed, that could be an hour"

[@bukanmatin5973]

Stig speed explained

[@bigcazza5260]

@@erhhsdhh2099 yeah and then we would have a boring segment ya tool

[@baxesyt5355]

Erhh Sdhh then go away

[@Thicc_Cheese_Dip]

@@erhhsdhh2099 found the Ben Shapiro type.

[@Jackhintze06]

"JAAAAMES!!!!!" "What?" "STOP FILING!!!!"

[@onlinefriend3889]

6:30

[@neilnair5388]

"Predictably though, James was being too Anal to notice"

[@Gazzar]

I would've actually liked to have seen the Stig win this challenge because the ensuing arguments between Clarkson, Hammond and May over who was most to blame for losing would've been epic, and probably hilarious.

[@ProfFido]

"i'm jiggling like a bugger" - Richard Hammond

[@nodafy]

“Your wife leaves you she’s in bed with the milkman and you’re like “ohh where’s my front suspension unit?” 😭😭😭

[@raphaelpoquet5245]

That policeman's accent, though....

[@leopoldproductions2642]

its scottish so hes in scotland

[@leopoldproductions2642]

fife is in scotland

[@benjaminhing3907]

they are scottish,

[@David-ud9ju]

It is Scottish, but most Scottish people don't sound that ridiculous.

[@Alpha-106]

Clearly it was faked there's no way they could have caught the stig

[@ishaqrazaak]

7:10 😄😄 followed by Richards reaction.

[@tatemiller9603]

that has got to be the smoothest gear change i have ever seen 8:54

[@silverdarlin]

Fun fact: the original plan for this film was going to Jeremy, Richard and James against Jeremy's wife, Richards wife and James' girlfriend. They decided against it out of fears that if their partners won, the presenters would look stupid but if the presenters won people would claim it had been rigged.

[@pedrosilvaproductions]

James had a girlfriend?

[@MrGearsOfWar96]

@@pedrosilvaproductions HAS a girlfriend

[@PHAZER99]

They look stupid anyway so what difference would it make, either way it would've been great television and I'd still watch it

[@maruftim]

I don't see how it'd make them "look stupid"?

[@DFW_04]

This would’ve been a masterpiece

[@key2010]

jeremy: "james, can i start on the interior ?" james: "I think that's an excellent idea" jeremy: " I'll get a hamer" these guys are amazing , i never stop laughing whin i see james and jeremy in the same scene !

[@Owiko7]

Hammonds face at 7:13

[@timesc0re996]

"YOU'VE JUST DROPPED IT THROUGH THE BLUDDY CAR" 😂😂😂

[@TransistorBased]

According to Caterham's website, it takes 60 hours for a novice to build one of their cars. hmm...

[@thiccdickflex4202]

Divide by 3

[@TransistorBased]

Did you see who's building the car? Multiply by 5.

[@mcearl8073]

MicroKORGI yea there's no way in hell they did it as quick as they showed

[@charliewilde5400]

billy mccabe no they just cut a lot out

[@jasonbentley9968]

Hmmm yeah. 10 minutes was quite fast tbh

[@sdfilmproductions4193]

2:04 Jeremy already standing about with a coffee having given up!!🤣

[@tex4300]

7:09 close ur eyes and enjoy

[@lottieloup6761]

Good lord

[@zorgo12]

just love coming back to this! So many great quotes that sums up everything about the old Top Gear.

[@rudeydudey05]

This was one of my fav episodes, mainly because its a dream of mine to build my very own Caterham.

[@Coffee17990]

Same

[@ImranQureshi-mf2gc]

6:30 was hilarious!.

[@idle8775]

3:35 “O Jeremy, you just dropped it through the bloody car!”- Richard Hammond, whenever this was filmed, TG!

[@SpaceMissile]

2:16 and Jeremy's comment about the factory, plus James' reaction to it are probably my favorite part of this. lmao

[@captainbat37]

I love how Jeremy hits something with a hammer to fix it and says broken

[@LucasTCaceres4253]

Richard said “Oh yeah, that’s hard” with a grin in his face. Am I allowed to watch this?

[@CountFisco]

0:50 *J A M E S* *D O E S I T N E E D A W A S H E R* *Y E S O R N O*

[@largol33t1]

Followed by JAMES!! DOES IT NEED A HAMMER!? YES OR NO?!

[@HelloThereUniverse]

Yes...

[@jakehodgson443]

Jeremy was attaching the steering wheel. BOOM BOOM BOOM..... Broken hahahaha

[@nikerailfanningttm9046]

5:12 “you may as well photographed your ass” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@JasonX2]

Song starting at 4:30 for those who are asking is Philmore Oakes - Take it loose

[@sweettooth5928]

I've been looking for this song for like 4 years, thank you

[@HECKproductions]

"jiggle it" "i'm jiggeling like a bugger" only on top gear

[@kaisura8660]

"Hammer!" "NO!"

[@Sheehy223]

"JAMES!" "What?" "STOP FILING!"

[@hueyfreemanhisanimatedfrie925]

"I'M LOOKING FOR THE SODDING SOCKET THING THAT YOU NEED TO TAKE THAT OUT? DO YOU KNOW WHERE IT IS? DO YOU KNOW WHERE IT IS?

[@jacobt1027]

Huey Freeman & his animated friends "DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE"

[@cringeplays8837]

-Hammer's in the steering wheel- -Sits perfectly- "Broken"

[@wanderingrandomer]

13 years later, the most shocking thing is how cheap the petrol was

[@visionist7]

You should see it now 🥴

[@wanderingrandomer]

@@visionist7 Trust me, I know

[@THENAMEISQUICKMAN]

This aged as well as September 11th.

[@DSPrints_]

And that’s a BP garage at side of motorway.. which are more expensive anyway 😢those where the days

[@Shiestey]

Come to the US you’d have a heart attack at our fuel prices lol. I put 20 bucks in my car A few days ago and it didn’t even get the needle over half way. you should’ve seen the look on my face when I realized the pump only gave me like 5 gallons.

[@jorgealan997]

"i ll get the hammer" oooh jeremy

[@GeraltinWoW]

if i were a cop i would pull over the stig just to find out his identity

[@saxwastaken]

He has no identity, under that helmet, is just a smaller helmet.

[@recondystopic1584]

Thanks for just totally ripping my comment.

[@GeraltinWoW]

***** I didn't know you made the same comment

[@recondystopic1584]

RossBoss I wasn't referring to you mate.

[@saxwastaken]

***** I'm very sorry, i usually never scroll down the comments, so i didn't know if this was said yet or not.

[@Shiestey]

The scene with the stig pulled over had me crying laughing. That was so unexpected and the fact he is always silent and didn’t talk to the cops made it 10x funnier

[@drpitchforrescue8214]

Richard : Comedy James : Engineering Jeremy : Shouting Just works.

[@ash7324]

3:19 when you put your fork through your poached egg and the yolk is perfectly done.

[@GABAG00L]

2:20 i love that james's smile XD

[@johnking5174]

1:08 - That line from James here is now always edited out of repeats of this on Dave channel.

[@yeeN4W]

"he's 299 miles away. At Stig speeds, that could be an hour."

[@johnnyhall4335]

6:55 - The proverbial minefield of double entendres.

[@niccolocanal3817]

8:07 the happiness in their face

[@Arsenic71]

This is the best ever TG scene.... "does this car belong to you, sir?" 😂🤣😅

[@onlinefriend3889]

Me and the mechanic after an MOT test: 4:09 - 4:21

[@JWONG-pu8ky]

6:48 never though bleeding the brakes can be this dramatic

[@swayamb8879]

“Jeremy was sacked from engine management” not the last time he would be sacked

[@apesuit9820]

James does it need a washer YES OR NO. Jeremy shouting to James was epic. 😅

[@tmcmagic5292]

2:34 I too had put my hammer down and picked up a spanner. Guess something was bound to go wrong

[@xjr1300nut]

I have worked with a few Clarkson’s over my lifetime, and every one of them was a Pratt, turn up when all the works done and take all the credit

[@3dgar7eandro]

2:43 This futuristics looking cars... I think I'll never get used to them...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@areteees]

"you may as well have just photographed your arse" hahahahahaha

[@kaneshuppert636]

This might be my favorite top gear film ever. James May is the truth. “Look at the picture”

[@SkeeterMcTavish]

2:21 That smile hahaha

[@thfreakinacage]

I'm with James on keeping the tools organised, makes it much easier to find the one you need later. But for god sake move the toolbox closer to the work piece! 🤣

[@lazyeejay]

Oh the rock paper scissors, Jeremy holds back for a split second. "What does that mean??. . . " Lol you knew damn well what it meant, you wanted to drive it 😂😂😂

[@pushinglimits3285]

Actually looks like a fun little thing to build, I'd like to give it a try 😂

[@rosson1983]

JC, “James, can I start on the interior?” JM, “I think that is an excellent idea.” JC, “I’ll get a hammer.” 🤣🤣

[@mattludlam2194]

Love jeremy’s powerslide out of the garage

[@arbrimehdija5821]

"It's in" "Yess,start it up" "It's not that in."

[@Ali-ts8bv]

8:06 *_Jeremy will remember this..._*

[@TransistorBased]

"Can ah ask where you are going TEU? Can ah ask where you've come FDROM?"

[@mOTHgOBLIN]

James leaving jeremy hanging at 8:07 was diabolical 😂

[@geethsan1567]

I just love his reaction at 3:43

[@killerferret666]

I wish my kitcar was as easy and as quick they make it look. However the hammer was a useful tool!

[@ThePancakee]

“Because its the tool of the pikee”😂😂

[@starlionblue]

I would like to see how long it takes them if James was allowed to keep filing the tools away and read the instruction book!

[@saurabhban1]

I am jiggling like a bugger.. The best line ever said on television 😄😄

[@isaacsrandomvideos667]

7:15 that’s *not* what she said

[@tom_kearley]

Nobody : Jeremy Clarkson : hits everything with a hammer and says it doesn't work

[@Jojje507]

"Don't hit it with a hammer!" "Why?" "I'ts the tool of a pikey."

[@3dgar7eandro]

I can believe they actually ensamble a car that could actually be driven 🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏👏 I seriously loved this show 😌👌👌👌 BBC: please make it come back 🙌🙌🙌

[@michaelj.beglinjr.2804]

The cop talking to the Stig sounded as if was straining while he was taking the Browns to the Super Bowl lol. "May I ask where you're coming FROM?" plop plop "Does this care belong to YOU?" plop plop plop Flush lolol

[@yajatcharpe7880]

"it doesn't tell me anything!" "they might as well just have photographed your arse"

[@claicers]

That prediction at 04:00