Dagoth Ur Breaks Down the Origins of Tamrielic Races

[@Jay3up]

“The two legged lizards that we know and own” im dead 💀

[@velkonemriam1935]

Descendants of the “slavesaurus” 😂

[@crib467]

Right after he just got done explaining High Elves and the flaws of their racial bigotry 😂

[@nobodyspecial115]

Lower case "d" dwarfs 😂

[@cesare_1302]

​@@crib467and before ranting about imperials oppressing other races for personal gain XDXD

[@CraigStCyrPlus]

"egg-laying bipedal livestock." 😭

[@Jaden-Ring]

I love how he goes from saying "this is what racial bigotry gets you" in regards to alt mer incest then immediately calls argonians livestock farmtools 😂

[@BreddyK]

its not racist. Thats the literal oxford dictionary deffinition of the Argonians. just objects waiting to be used or told what to do. you wouldnt consider an AI Robot a Race of People, so why would you conside a soulless animal which doesnt even breath air or water a Race of People.

[@TheSuperQuail]

that's the joke

[@Jaden-Ring]

@@TheSuperQuail this was praising it

[@castantino]

Was about to say the same thing lmao

[@jam34786]

That would be ironic IF Argonians were people, which they are not.

[@SleepingSage308]

"And they became the Orcs, for they were yucky"

[@mohawk4759]

had me dying

[@privateupdate3747]

Me big strong poo-poo!! 😂🤣

[@madisonsosa21]

No wonder I never liked the orcs

[@JanosBanics]

I've always rejected the malicath story and instead substitute it with the knowledge of topal the pilot. But eaither way they are still piles of goblin shyte.

[@majstks3333]

The Argonian and Khajiit bashing never ceases to make me crack up

[@currentlyAddictedToKebab]

and Malacath lol

[@TheDapperDragon]

I mean, when you're so outclassed in every way, you gotta cope somehow

[@gandalf_thegrey]

​@@TheDapperDragontrue, that's why khajiit and argonian lovers get so defensive about them

[@HiAgainTheNameIsStillAyle]

As a Khajit main At this point I don't even feel offended anymore

[@AL-gy8fx]

The lizards that we know and own 🤣

[@jasonpowerz360]

Every single part of this video is perfect and without flaw, so says the 6th house and the tribe unmourned.

[@jacobadam6804]

All hail Daddy D and the Sixth House Gang!

[@Karstodes]

Fuck the Tribunal

[@Shmandalf]

"It'll plateau" they said. "It'll stabilize" they said

[@Maadson]

I want Dagoth Ur to tell me the entirety of all the elderscrolls lore, including the books, over a 12 hour video. I love this!

[@velkonemriam1935]

This is the way

[@Pyrodorah]

This would be a good thing to honor the sixth house and tribe unmourned.

[@GrigoryRechistov]

What? 12 hours? This is insultingly low! 120 hours you meant to say.

[@mehlessmidori602]

"And they did what prisoners do to pass the time. F*CK." Man, AI is getting so good, I heard the energy in that one word.

[@pharaohsmagician8329]

For real, I've already forgotten it's AI that is crazy good. I'm so excited for AI! Imagine AI NPCs and player character voices for dynamic radiant events and missions

[@scout360pyroz]

I suspect they cut together multiple sequences that had been run through until the desired tone had come out

[@Maxisamo1]

AI isn't nearly that good from the get-go The channel creator replied to me a while ago on another video and confirmed they have to go through multiple runs and cut different lines together It still requires a lot of human-input

[@loveableheathen7441]

@@pharaohsmagician8329well this comment aged poorly 😂

[@MeepChangeling]

@@scout360pyroz Actually the system they use can take a human performance and morph it to sound like anyone you like. I have the same program. It's not prefect, but it's much better than a full AI system.

[@HGeorge1993]

Wood elves are allowed to eat animals, they arent purely cannibal. They would love cliff racer: a dinner which runs to you!

[@mikecampos1193]

No wonder those dirty frenchy's I mean the the britons in Warhammer fantasy get along with those elves.

[@Shmandalf]

So Argonians are on the table?

[@joebob7483]

@@ShmandalfQuite literally

[@firstnamelastname5925]

A cliff racer should be big enough to pick a male Bosmer and fly away with him lmao

[@qhu3878]

​@@mikecampos1193 bretonnia isnt real shut it

[@wlwl_]

“Oh- Oh my… I dare say I feel my Dagoth rising from the Ashen depths of my pantaloons.” 💯

[@boopaloop]

This is absolute perfection and I refuse to change my mind. Comedic fucking gold. All hail Dagoth Ur.

[@plutoniumfartblade]

this is a masterpiece from the 6th house and the tribe unmourned!

[@sithdragon3333]

“ME MALACATH, ME BIG STRONG POOPOO. ME GOD KING OF POOPOO” and the followers of Trinimac rejoiced

[@teminternetemmordor7178]

I lost everything on this part.

[@AndrosynthNuclear]

I love the running gag of Dagoth being a massive hypocrite

[@a.j.carter2294]

It’s a symptom of superiority, n’wah

[@cowboydan507]

How can a God be a hypocrite? What a grand and intoxicating innocence!

[@randolfshemhusain2298]

Not hypocrisy if it’s true

[@DisIzDaName]

OK, the orc bit just about killed me. Didn't expect it to suddenly go to preschool playground-tier smack talk. 😂

[@kodywatts6886]

The slaveosaurus is f’n incredible 😂

[@andymk8951]

It did catch me lacking

[@archdiangelo7930]

I swear, Dagoth Ur is the most amazing AI voice of all, I have no idea why, but everything he says sounds so perfect!

[@ncsavant1192]

my belief is since it is an old game the audio quality is worse, meaning an AI's imperfections don't come off as strong.

[@h3069]

​@@ncsavant1192help that Dagoth speaks in a sorta flat tone that is easy for the ai to mimic

[@cdgonepotatoes4219]

​@@ncsavant1192I've been playing morrowind recently and I was actually surprised about the crispness of all the audio tracks, maybe it's exclusive of the re-release, but then Dagoth's AI voice is clearly not taken from compressed or low quality audio. I'd say the difference comes from the voice acting in the first place, _how_ the performance delivered those lines lent itself well: a deep, sonorous voice with clear intonations and little variation in general. I'm also guessing it's easier to adjust some things by hand afterwards for that extra touch.

[@JaelaOrdo]

Clintius Eastwoodius made me spit out my drink laughing 😂👍🏾

[@kyle21843]

Holy shit the the Argonian and Khajiit bits have me in fucking tears "The two legged lizards that we know and own today" lmfao

[@fabiannathanael9859]

DJStudios has blessed us again with yet another Dagoth Ur content that honors the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned.

[@CreepyMF]

Learning lore is always more enjoyable when its lord Dagoth teaching you.

[@JC-oq5ex]

He's so woke yet so relentless. A real true neutral situation.

[@Robertward111]

How is Dagoth Ur woke exactly?

[@Robertward111]

@@JudasRose yus

[@sekhmet7774]

@@JudasRose In other words he's a hypocrite

[@WatersAbove77]

@@JudasRosenah, he’s just racist lmao.

[@The_WatchList]

Average woke person irl lmao @@JudasRose

[@mrkeller8000]

What about the Snow Elves? The Falmer are still around to this day.

[@willrogers3793]

If you’re speaking of the original Falmer, there’s exactly ONE of them. And he’s a simp for the chief boo-hoo-hooer of the Aedra, Auriel. If you’re talking about the variant that can still reproduce, they let themselves be turned into farm tools by the Dwemer, and since then they’ve degenerated into a bunch of albino, eyeless, fuck-ugly bug-fetishists. Goblins in all but name. Next.

[@rifleman1002]

Still better than Argonians and Khajiits....and they're all blind, subterranean, and always hostile.

[@RGX_DaedraSlayer]

After the Nords took over Skyrim, the Snow Elves were forced to migrate underground, where they encountered the Dwemer. The Dwemer accepted them but fed them certain mushrooms that would render their(and future offspring)senses futile. With the Dwemer long gone, the now called Falmer roamed Blackreach with revenge of the outside world. 🤌

[@mrkeller8000]

@@RGX_DaedraSlayer The were always Falmer. It's just their mer name, like High Elves are Altmer and Dark Elves are Dunmer.

[@KnoxCarbon]

I wouldn't call that "still around"

[@stankmcdankton6204]

I lost it at " ME MALACATH! ME BIG STRONG POO-POO!"

[@Daniel_Lancelin]

"Voices coarser than Clintius Eastwoodius" 😆

[@mercifulmoff]

Love how he gladly explains (if with a LOT of bias) the origins of Argonians but flat out refuses for the Khajiit.

[@yarus5889]

Truly the uncle ruckus of elder scrolls

[@Chrisfragger1]

Uncle Ruckus hates his own race... Dagoth Ur, at least in this video showed only LOVE for his own race, the Dunmer. He is the OPPOSITE of Uncle Ruckus.

[@Brasswatchman]

He'd have to be an Orc or an Argonian for that to work, wouldn't he?

[@seangambogi7901]

@@Brasswatchman No he would be a redguard

[@antitheist3206]

**tuba intensifies**

[@WillMauz]

Dagothdammit, ya got me with "Clintius Eastwoodius"

[@AHAXZennie]

bet you hes a wood elf

[@multiHappyHacker]

This is damned hilarious. A worthwhile level of hilarious.

[@concept5631]

Indeed

[@knightslegion1731]

Worth. The. Wait.

[@TheRealKingDedede]

The Malacath bit had me cackling like a maniac for a good five minutes

[@daltooinewestwood6380]

I have a Breton spellsword character named “Nord McStrongfist” and has a dyed blonde beard, he’s trying to fool the nords into thinking he’s actually just a good old axe toting son of Skyrim, even though he melts peoples flesh off

[@cowboydan507]

Is this how you honor the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned?

[@diablohorer]

This is now officially my new favorite channel

[@juststvn]

“Yucky fuckin dulaps” had me rolling

[@liamp9115]

The, "Oh *me* oh *my*" at the Imperial start cracked me

[@robrib2682]

I never thought of it this way until I first saw this video, but I love the idea that super nationalist dark elves look at the high elves and think of a culture that is akin to Alabama

[@cwalser544]

If Vivec is a poet, Dagoth Ur is a Teacher.

[@markis7600]

This is pure gold.

[@flutterymuffins]

"Fucking Geckos" Bruh ☠️

[@Tomewarden]

It will be one crazy day when the dunmer realize that bretons, like them, are excellent in the usage of magic and weapons, the only difference being their far less prominent elven heritage. Also, imagine if the dunmer realized their Ancestors' Wrath would heighten bretons to an amazing point of magical aptitude.

[@VanityOfEliCLee]

Bretons? You mean the most boring race on Nirn? Even Sloads are more interesting than generic medieval fantasy race.

[@Tomewarden]

@@VanityOfEliCLee Firstly, that has absolutely nothing to do with my statement. Secondly, all of the races of Tamriel come from a fantasy archetype, so that statement doesn't make much sense. For example, orcs are dumb brutes, dark elves are assassins and magicians, wood elves use primarily ranged weapons and live in natural homes, nords are viking barbarians.

[@Tomewarden]

@Leeloo_the_fox In the older games, bretons actually had pointy ears.

[@CrizzyEyes]

@@VanityOfEliCLee French fairy tale people are far more interesting than Roman Empire copycat #59128 or Viking copycat #9281547.

[@robertharris6092]

Imagine a war between bretons and dunmer. Wtf would the dsrk evles even do? Every breton 50% resists every sort of attack their mages have. Which is the majoeity of dunmers way of fighting. And if you try to fight in melee bretons are naturally able to use healing magic greatly reducing their rate of casualtys.

[@ornu01]

So if you shape some stones just so, so that they will sing when a strong winds blows through them, does that collection of stones count as a Tamrielic race?

[@error-try-again-later]

Yes. But it will tragically be an outlander.

[@blurqeqoherds]

A beast race, yeah.

[@themagalanium9491]

3:02 the slave-asauras LMAO

[@MrVicenteInezAlvarez]

Every time I hear Dagoth's telling of Malacath's genesis, it is further confirmed for me.... I'm an ork at heart.

[@blurqeqoherds]

I'm so sorry, man. That's rough.

[@ifoundatoucan8627]

2:04 best joke ever man

[@Crescnt-Mage]

"Yucky fuckin dewlaps" is gonna forever change my vocabulary

[@wonkydonk9073]

The disrespect for Khajiit in this is merciless lmao

[@brotherblaze8799]

Those cornrows were fire! Here’s to more badass hairstyles in tes hammerfell

[@Frozenkoldfury]

As a breton main, I cannot help but agree with Daddy Dagoth here.

[@Greendawn-di3dl]

Don't meet many Breton mains; hail fellow. Good morrow to you!

[@Frozenkoldfury]

@Greendawn-di3dl Hail to you as well ser. If you see any of my brothers or sisters, tell the Brahmir the Bronze says hello.

[@Quigmman]

We gotta one day talk about each of the houses in detail Lord Dagoth lmfaooo

[@vanders4198]

Literally couldn't stop laughing at the orc bit! Love this channel!

[@Dalton791000]

YAY! I hope he never changes.

[@gandalf_thegrey]

"voices so hoarse as Clintus Eastwoodius" will now enter my everyday language lol

[@C4NIVORE9273]

Came here for Argonians and Orcs stayed for the rest

[@torrent6181]

unbelievably based and dagothpilled

[@lillxproductions3234]

I know that lorkan tricked the aedra into creating nirn but like is there a cohesive chronological order for me to read these events because it would really help my writing XD Looking for sources in game is...not impossible but it gets a bit confusing for me.

[@caixucook3]

Probably in uesp or r/teslore

[@ravinosaurus]

there's no time back then lol, so there's no chronological order of the events pre Dawn. add to that the Dragon Breaks 😂

[@YLS8763]

I now want a radiant trivia night at a tavern in the next elder scrolls.

[@JonWebb-dd7hh]

"clintus eastwoodius" I'm done 😂

[@RorytheRomulan]

After hearing him denigrate Alessia's relationship with Morihaus, I wonder what he would think of Pelinal. And other champions out of the history of Tamriel, not counting player characters.

[@reapermaster1453]

“Clinteuss east woodyus”💀💀💀 5:39

[@marysherrill6918]

I'd love to hear Dagoth Ur's feelings about Cheydinhal and Count Andel Indarys.

[@ozmul5810]

HAHAHA Slaveosaurus! Slavo Rapture Rex XD OMG My Sides! I Can't breath

[@maxwellgarner3445]

"Imperial conquest and autocracy were horrendous, but when Nerevar returns and leads a Dunmer Conquest and Autocracy, now that will be a beautiful weekend."

[@beveragebrit]

His left hand kinda looks like the Ruby Dragon Claw

[@T_Kelso]

Right hand

[@mayt4816]

Dagoth Ur 2024! We need a leader that's awake with facts and doesn't sleep on the job!

[@mikecampos1193]

Make Morrowind Great Again.

[@auranecropolis2848]

The part about the orcs is gold 😂

[@voryndagothDL]

My lord Dagoth, when will your new TV series “Breaking Red Mountain” release? We loyal dreamers are eager to see your divine visage on our screens again.

[@Weldedhodag]

'I give them 1 or 2 more generations before their offspring resemble Hackdirters' killed me, those guys do look so damn weird

[@keithbecknell6994]

When you talk about Malacath poking his hrad out like a turd it made me think about the rhino scene in Ace Ventuta 2.

[@coomr419]

Keep slangin these videos out

[@ultrainstinctbroly4333]

Honestly I'm so much less bored listening to dagoths history lesson than when I tried not to fall asleep in school

[@buckaroobonzai2909]

I wonder if they'll ever release an Elder scrolls game set in an earlier age. Maybe no iron, or maybe really rare iron/steel items. Only stone, Tin, copper, bronze glass and Daedric weapons. Maybe have Snow Elves and Dwemer be playable. Maybe have earlier elves too... Idk... I don't know all of the early lore, but I know its kind of deep. I imagine it would feel like peering into and trying to imagine a Biblical worldview that is before the deluge, so with Nephilim leaders and fallen angels and Chimeras running around... Obviously with Elder Scrolls lore, though. It just seems weird, but also interesting to me that there is so much ancient lore in the Elder Scrolls games that clearly indicates a very different world than the world you actually play in.

[@CrizzyEyes]

That would require Bethesda to have a confident writing team that doesn't retcon main plot points from their previous games to get their point across.

[@buckaroobonzai2909]

@@CrizzyEyes Yeah... I guess if they did a prequel that far back in their lore it could ruin the lore also if it isn't handled properly.

[@kylehankins5988]

Another quality production

[@PSR_B]

lost it when he got to the orcs

[@TheSkelzore]

This is the best version of this meme I've seen

[@omegawilliam95s36]

2:33 Omg I didn't expect the word "doolaps".

[@Nyrufa]

Dagoth Ur just doesn't want to acknowledge that his crush, Azura, created the Khajiit from elves, and declared them to be the smartest, quickest and most beautiful race in Tamriel.

[@davidcriff]

"Clintus Eastwoodius." 🤣🤣

[@Celestial914]

YEAH NEW UPLOAD

[@Unomonoloco]

Oh my word, clintus Eastwoodius! I think I blacked out for a second, so good!

[@bigbruh1235]

dude i thought i knew nearly everything about the lore of the elder scrolls but damn this channel keeps proving me wrong

[@SpiritOfSpite]

Why does he have out it for the Orsimer? They were chimer and follow a daedric prince just like the Dunmer.

[@whatbroicanhave50character35]

It was explained pretty well in the video tbh. He paraphrased a bit, but it's fairly accurate.

[@Rukdug]

That close connection is also why he hates them so much. Family does fight the hardest, and the Orsimer vs Pre-Dunmer Chimer was basically two cousins getting into a giant scuff. And then proceeding to never forgive each other.

[@RionCousland]

their false god trinimac was trying to persecute the great chimer forbears, so along with the rancid yuckiness of being a fecal fetus race they will endure a lifetime of mockery, also the comparison between the two, dishonors the 6th house and the tribe unmourned.

[@mehlessmidori602]

Orc equation: Nords - Sexiness + Incest = Orcs

[@Lord_of_the_sixth_house]

To be fair, if you tell an orc he's an elf, he'd probably punch you in the face, even though it's technically true.

[@WalterCostello-iw6fy]

That was great, definitely worthy of a 2nd listening as I cook dinner. 🎉

[@lemonlefleur6236]

As an Argonian with a proper education, I will ensure the eradication of 90% of the Dunmer people and capture the remaining 10% for use as Magefire Fodder in future endeavors in retaliation for the slander thrown against my fellow farm- people…my fellow people.

[@cowboydan507]

Back to the plantation farm tool.

[@Daniel_Lancelin]

Imagine learning the entire ancient history of all the peoples of the Earth from a firsthand witness, but the guy teaching you is an extremely racist, immortal superterrorist.

[@kylehankins5988]

“We know and own today”

[@Colleywoodstudios]

I have replayed ME BIG STRONG POO POO! about a thousand times lol

[@Soloong_Gaybowzer]

When he said "hack sawed their way" through "good people", he was talking about the Dwemer who were driven out or killed by the Redguard.

[@BestWayKilla]

Now Id like to hear Dagoth explain how Morrowind has fared for the past few decades, and explain all the Ls they've been taking. Meanwhile, we Argonians are doing quite fine.

[@joshuaanderson1712]

What a surprise the problem was Vivec. Stopped a meteor from crashing into Red Mountain but wasn't smart enough to destroy it or point it at Black Marsh where it would improve local features tremendously. Yet another problem caused by Vivec.

[@moriarty6958]

Remember kids, around elves, watch yourselves

[@moore2077]

Dagoth Ur, I have performed the sacred ritual and held my thumb up, as well as write to you on this parchment below.

[@Pneubeteube]

That book reading section towards the end is legitimately the funniest Elderscrolls joke I have ever seen

[@6slade]

the orc origin sermon was wild lmao

[@Loki087]

I can't help it, I've been watching anything Dagoth Ur I can find. So dang hilarious

[@NCR_vet_ranger2347]

The only "unbiased" teacher🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣 Edit 1: the nord bashing is unbiased

[@KiyanushKaranjia]

This video is a fucking masterpiece.

[@TheHorror123456789]

Dagoth ur: Racial biggotry the worst, also dagoth: fuck all other races

[@myrecovery4787]

The AI is so good that i wouldnt blame someone for thinking this is an actual person

[@originalw01theonlyone]

It goes like this Argonians-Khajit- Humans-Elfs-Deadra-Dunmer

[@christianeugenio4502]

9:30 XD

[@heyitsvonage2768]

Technically speaking, nobody even had a fuckfest before that first one by the gods, right? No competition.

[@victorkreig6089]

Dagoth being jealous of the Redguard is very on brand

[@ThePopo543]

Not even a minute in and I'm already cry-laughing! Spirtomb1831 must be seething right now!