DND The Unexpectables 95: Three In The Chamber

[@DLeeGriff]

Monty: What does a banker need with adventurers? Me: Aggressive investing.

[@MrSHADOWANGEL999]

Muscle to collect on those who stiff said banker

[@snikerz5886]

I'd like to "stiff" Abacus ifyouknowwhatImean

[@Zerpderp0]

@@snikerz5886 honestly we all would.

[@wesleybradshaw2609]

Grandpa Borky tell us another story of The Unexpectables. *Clears throat* When last we left our heroes...

[@PrinceofTheMonsters]

I love how they completely forgot about restoring the voice of the king's wife

[@stoybenxi7395]

We all know deep down, it’s better this way

[@Starlitsoul0359]

Well to be fair they really didn’t do much other than capture the party and throw them around. If panic didn’t have any way to communicate with them they would have just thrown the party away.

[@RoyalGhost-27]

tbh fuck all these underdark people/insects/monsters/abominations/etc. just seal it off and never look back

[@commandergs]

Wherever they find the way out of that place, if they can get alavast to establish communication and trade with the deep gnomes itll be the great Carpenter Era for them lol

[@lordkirov2157]

I have been binging this for the past MONTH! I caught up with tfs at the table and role with me. And my addiction made me start watching this from episode one in early June. I can finally catch the live stream! Also no offense to lani and Zito but Monty is officially my favorite DM.

[@ImPotao]

Hehe... i started 2 weeks ago

[@bigredeyes8063]

I feel our pain

[@jessemills7624]

Borky turns on his mining helmet. Greckles tackles his head. "Yes, this is my moth friend Greckles"

[@zachbitner9391]

Zito "No monty that's a 1 sided die" Monty "I'm the only 1 sided die in this situation" Wow

[@juanpablomontalvo4715]

Zach Bitner I need that on a poster

[@zachbitner9391]

I know right

[@charchufirestorm7696]

with the massive space under the tavern, they could turn it into an emergency bunker filled with bunks, preserved food & water in case of a city crisis, and let people out on the street in if they can't get home. or a personal guild treasury.

[@SoulSyth]

I really hope by the end of this adventure the under-dark has a relationship with the surface. Paper and wood ... everywhere

[@Rubymagicalgirl88]

Love the first ten minutes of Warhammer talk on a DnD Stream.

[@jessemills7624]

"Omg there's this city down there, if you can teleport us down there with a few branches, we can bring back sooooo many gemstones...."

[@stoybenxi7395]

Ngl, a mining project to make a superhighway would be killer

[@deviousspirit3156]

And so, it was on this day, that I learned of the d10,000 wild magic table. I'm going to enjoy this :3

[@cactus6604]

*Zito’s Quacking intensifies*

[@picklejho69]

WE SHOULD MAKE RAILINGS, AND BECOME AS KINGS I had no idea GaijinGoomba was so funny. D&D really brings out the best in us XD

[@bunganut98]

That was taka

[@freakyskull516]

"one of those foam dodgeballs from school" you guys had foam dodgeballs in your school? when i was in school we used rubber ones. the bruises were a motivator~ i love dodgeball.

[@tyberiuscarter5011]

We had both at mine it was weird

[@migrivp2672]

Foam for dodgeball? Bunch of weak ass, real dodgeball is the one where you use those small bowling ball or if you want to go full dexterity use ninja stars and now go try to play real dodgeball.

[@RoyalGhost-27]

Foam ones were for the young kids we played with like rubber ones/volley balls when we got older

[@MrSHADOWANGEL999]

looks like money does grow on trees in the underdark and this underdark wrestling pay per view is insane, the Bullette Club vs the Unexpectables in a Tornado Elimination Tag match

[@Mrryn]

It was a 3v3 tag with Panic as the shifty manager. It was all over as soon as Panic broke out the powder, Mr. Fuji style.

[@austaryxthelastofthesane3870]

2:08:07 oh my god! It’s Jerry’s evil cousin, evil Jerry!

[@hfar_in_the_sky]

Also known as Carl.

[@CaffieKuriboh]

My favorite one is #10,000. The nearest star explodes into a supernova! XD

[@Niko_620]

Yeah that's literally just everything dies the end

[@fishgun45]

I imagine borky looks like all might kneeling down to talk to principal nezu

[@lowrider993]

02:49:00 at that exact moment both wolfgang connolly and panic grimtongue shed a single on opposite eyes, they simultaneously wipe there cheeks and ask " why am i crying?"

[@ChrisOfTheDead]

My weird moth friend, Greckles. Greckles: [Mothra sounds.]

[@Devijhonas1]

17:04 keep in mind i don't watch before I write. I'm..... Hoping that nothing goes wrong? Somthing Probably gonna go wrong.

[@reinvonpreuen1113]

29:04 I literally said "You drive a hard bargain" at the same time as Conner, jesus christ.

[@CajunCrustacean]

The guy he's talking about at 2:37:40 is Argodaemon on twitter. Very talented guy.

[@DemonicEngineer]

I can't find the wine convention video

[@anivan7391]

@@DemonicEngineer я зз 040401 за это и есть у вас ХХ ХХ стагоддзі на это я 00 не знаю чем могу быть хуже

[@alphaxtitania5597]

I can't WAIT to hear Monty voice a Beholder!

[@Mrryn]

With how neurotic they are, I just imagine them all sounding like Lemongrab

[@KatanaDen]

56:40 "YOU'RE WRONG MARIO!!!"

[@hfar_in_the_sky]

3:00:32 I don't know what kind of laugh this is, but it both amuses and disturbs me. Thank you Conor!

[@DrMDHyde]

Hfar It’s the laugh of a mad devil hatching a plan.

[@MadSpectro7]

I have one gripe with paper being really valuable to the Deep Gnomes. In reality, pen and paper only holds intrinsic value as a technology. Without a steady supply of paper from industry or trade, paper would just be a curiosity.

[@kielweiss3606]

Willow's health potions taste like cough syrup? I'd rather bleed out.

[@samjones7424]

1:52:56 for Part Two!

[@avylol08]

Thank you 💕

[@RisaxTheImp]

Well, I'm FINALLY all caught up with The Unexpectables. Now I get to enjoy the horror of the Underdark at the same time with the other folks watching this. Yay?

[@Harab_Serapel]

So I'm pretty sure you guys won't read this but I'd thought I'd pitch an idea for ep 100 that my group did once, a session where your characters play DND with characters they made. Listening to Borky trying to roleplay as a smart wizard sounds like it might be fun.

[@Niko_620]

That sounds amazing

[@Blizz3112]

I wonder what would've happened if they showed the shop keeper an actual book... XD

[@grayj9775]

They Might own both the sweet dragon and a shop in the underdark

[@manydoorsedboy6579]

The shop keeper’s head would explode like that one robot from Futurama.

[@hfar_in_the_sky]

Even better: a notepad.

[@TheStrongNerd]

If the book had words in it, they would think it's a waste.

[@Mrryn]

@@manydoorsedboy6579 Or like Pug when he found out who the good boy was.

[@hfar_in_the_sky]

Oh by the way Taka, I don't know if you'll read this but the link to the store page in the video description seems to be off. It just takes you to the general Designbyhumans store page, not to the Unexpectables specific section.

[@pockets8548]

If only Monty slammed the table with a stone tablet for the inventory

[@StrongHoov]

Well.... This early uplaod sure was "Unexpected..

[@buddyb3165]

Spoilers: Calling it now, the great eyed one is a beholder. The name, the ray mark they found. It makes to much sense (will edit if im right or wrong)

[@stoybenxi7395]

Good news

[@samjones7424]

Starts at 17:04 guys!

[@TheLoraxshadenough]

Taka why did you wait till the end of the fight (in the cave) to frenzy rage? Your losing another rage slot and gaining exhaustion, only to end the fight one turn faster? Frenzy rage seems more for the start of an encounter then the end of one. You don't have to be in a rage to go into a frenzy one, you can declare at the start "I'm going to frenzy rage" you don't lose a second rage slot and your damage output increases exponentially for the whole fight. Just wanted to help.

[@hfar_in_the_sky]

I'd guess that he thought the fight would be easier than it was and didn't want to take the post battle penalty to his stats.

[@BlackOwl1997]

He's not really the best barbarian.

[@hergie409]

Diddy Kong I’m always a little frustrated with the way he plays it lol. But hey they are all still alive lol

[@Chromeberd]

@@hergie409 Mainly from Monty's grace. If she played more neutral there would be a new cast of characters.

[@nightlegend7181]

Florence spaghetti monster + toad voice from game grumps, I fucking love his voice

[@whtwolf100]

I'm just wishing that they had 365 scrolls for a permanent teleeportation circle so they could take deep gnomes to the surface. Or transport lumber here and become uber rich

[@Raziel_Hijikata]

Watch them gnomes whip and watch them naynay lols

[@sammvasquez]

So there's no way they actually fight the beholder, right? It could potentially kill 3/4 party members in one attack round.

[@EclipsisTenebris]

It might have lost all but one of his eyes, thus his name. In that case, they could probably take it... especially with some good old DM fudging.

[@sammvasquez]

@@EclipsisTenebris Ah, the great eyed ONE. that would be clever.

[@Coboxite]

It's probably a zombie beholder, which while still nasty, is significantly less scary than a live one

[@shawnosborne7102]

They should have never complain about the last place

[@samjones7424]

Just uploaded? **cracks knuckles** This gonna be good...

[@Ctrlz01]

9590 Nearest paladin thinks his own skeleton is Undead

[@danielloose6424]

Panic with the big strategy getting good use out of a Cantrip there.

[@obliviousnaga2633]

I’ve held on to my friends game for over 15 years and I still feel guilty for not giving back

[@SightOfTheDamnd]

well the price and, most times, the value of games drops exponentially after every year.

[@EclipsisTenebris]

Never too late to return... unless they are dead... in that case you're fucked.

[@demo0831]

Yeah if their dead than your going straight to hell like no matter what you good you accomplish you are still going straight to hell

[@smpandlox]

I actually started crying laughing at the end.

[@Mrryn]

Now watch it again but at x2 speed. Idk why but it's even funnier imo

[@RoyalGhost-27]

You got a rogue for a reason why would you let the Barbarian peek around the corner?! double 7s xD

[@umlungu360]

Binging this is the only positive I have had this year excluding cake.

[@RhysClark97]

its been like 20 weeks and monty still hasnt watched gaijins show lol

[@makenziecartwright8951]

Hey does anybody have that crazy magic table they’re talking about during and around “1:45:59”? I’d love to throw it at my players!

[@SiminaDar]

Well, I'm way behind, but now I get to binge like I did when I first started listening. Woot.

[@Dracowinges]

I NEED to see this wild magic table, PLLLLZ link.

[@decobyjones9491]

Can't wait to see the beholder fight

[@Taulbs]

Decoby Jones that would be an eye full

[@jonathan21022]

Does anyone have the link to that table

[@PyreDragonBlade]

ensnaring strike is concentration, so hunters mark would have ended. zito's spells are all fucked up, also damage and healing modifier is only added once, not for each level of cure wounds

[@feraligamerm2775]

It happens in the confusion of the game

[@PyreDragonBlade]

@@feraligamerm2775 i know, it happens all the time for everyone, my ocd just notices things

[@IIC7]

I'm with Zito on this, the bubblegum medicines were the better tasting ones

[@RhysClark97]

29:45 damn it now i want borky asmr!!!

[@cufsedfox98]

2:37:33 those rock eating metal lizards look like the iguana from ferngully.

[@DrMDHyde]

Didn’t the bird have like plus 10 stealth?

[@TheIrishjim]

Holy Shit I am early, Thank you Taka for this gift

[@mickle5125]

reminds me of the time that my dwarven Paladin had a bulette mount...

[@jessemills7624]

So last session they came accrossa graboid. This time they ran into those things from Tremors 2. Ass blasters next episode?

[@aftmostfools]

This one doesn’t have an episode title? Now, they’ve added the title.

[@joewhite3559]

never new goomba played D&d

[@nicholasvarne9755]

We love you unexpectables

[@hadessonjames]

They spent 30 minutes on shopping XD

[@hfar_in_the_sky]

As it should be. Shopping time is best time.

[@SageDarkwind]

Bubblegum flavor... Would bubblegum even be in D&D?

[@cufsedfox98]

Where is this D 10,000 table? And where can i download the pdf file.

[@EclipsisTenebris]

Why is there no title?

[@DrMDHyde]

17:04

[@LaenayaSathe]

Yeaaaaaah Red vs Blue reference. xD

[@F1amethr0wer]

Yes, Risk of Rain 2 has mods. Just a quick google will get you to their site!

[@karsenconley3125]

Monty the merciful god

[@DrMDHyde]

Borky’s rage damage should have gone up, shouldn’t it?

[@Aryc11]

That's level 9.

[@DrMDHyde]

Aryc No, it’s goes up from plus 2 to plus 3 at level five.

[@Aryc11]

@@DrMDHyde According to both the SRD and the Player's handbook, rage damage increases at 9th and 16th level to +3 and +4, respectively. At 5th level, a Barbarian gets Extra Attack and Fast movement. You may be thinking of the increase of the amount of times that a Barbarian can rage, which increases at 3rd level, from 2 to 3, at 6th level, from 3 to 4, at 12th level, from 4 to 5, at 17th level from 5 to 6, and at 20th level from 6 to infinite, since the 6th level increase is only one off from the 5th level increase, but other than that I can't think of where you could possibly be getting your information from.

[@DrMDHyde]

Aryc Yep, that was it! My bad.

[@onixrobot2031]

Never seen this asked or thought to ask, but who is Austin?

[@pr1m4t3-1nt3l]

Their editor I think. He does good work.

[@OMartinez91]

Basically. He is the one that does the editing for both the podcasts and the KZbin videos

[@corwinandrews4366]

Monty, it is pronounced "BOO-lay". It's a French word. You can even look in the 2nd edition Monster Manuel to confirm that if you want.

[@letheniamadrick2077]

GOD FUCKING SHIT I JUST MOVED OUT TO BC FRUM WINNING NOW YOU GOING THER ....ooofff

[@heliospyrus1941]

Am I the only one that got that Fairy Tail reference???

[@tyberiuscarter5011]

You also add con when you roll hit dice

[@Niko_620]

pretty sure they did

[@tyberiuscarter5011]

@@Niko_620 I think sometimes they do and sometimes they forget. Which is fair i do it all the time and until bout a year ago i didn't realize that you add your con modifier to each roll

[@nobodystaco7366]

After the nerfing, why doesn't borky wear armor

[@DrMDHyde]

Nobody's Taco Cause Monty would nerf him again XD Borky apparently can’t be to tough or Monty has to start raising the toughness of fights.

[@BlackOwl1997]

Well he is a barbarian so he'd lose other benefits that being unarmored gives him.

[@nobodystaco7366]

@@BlackOwl1997 The unarmered defence is the only thing that hinges on him being unarmered and it seems to only give him an AC of 14 or 15 due to his lower DEX and CON post nerf. So, he could wear a breast plate and gain a plus 1 to his AC with no downside or a plus 2 if he was willing to have disadvantage by wearing half plate. As the "tank" with no proper healer, its important for Borky to absorb as many hits as possible and a higher AC would allow for that. There were many hits in the bullete fight he could have taken 0 damage from by having that AC bonus.

[@BlackOwl1997]

@@nobodystaco7366 If you hadn't notice, Taka isn't the best at playing a barbarian. Uses up extra rage slots mid combat just cause he wants to go frenzy. This combat in particular he decides to wait till the end to go frenzy when he could've stayed normal rage and not have gotten exhaustion. His constant refusal to use reckless attack. I'll admit he's getting better at using it but honestly, unless he's up against a magic user theirs no reason not to use it to possibly ignore a crit fail or get a better role altogether. Honestly wouldn't surprise me if the only reason Taka refuses to get armor is cause he wants to experience the life of the shirtless barbarian. He'd also get disadvantage on everything if he wore plate mail since he's not proficient with heavy armor but he could wear half plate. Now granted I'll admit anyone can play a class differently but when you have good combat abilities that work well together, you should probably consider using them more.

[@undeadshark]

@@BlackOwl1997 Point of clarity, never mentioned anything about the use of heavy armor. I think part of it is that Taka doesnt want to change how Borky's art looks. Another point is I'm tried of the seemingly manufactured tension when Borky is used as a punching bag. As a DM I always try to remind player's of all of their options and that's something Monty doesn't do and it bugs me

[@movespammerguyteam7colors]

How about “Rumbles in the dark”?

[@kramooo9666]

2:37:24 what is that from i cant find it

[@tomfrommyspace5292]

The earliest I've been

[@karpofkai9864]

I love thse characters and the story but my God If I had a dollar for every time they ask how basic stuff like their abilities an short rest hit die work I'd be a rich man

[@Niko_620]

I guess it's easy to forget if it's only once a week

[@davidmacko6309]

Give them a break they have other stuff to do and they play once a week or less depending on how busy they are

[@karpofkai9864]

@@davidmacko6309 bruh I only play once a week and I can remember my shit. Its as simple as looking over your character sheet in between turns to know what abilities you have an what they do. And with -ninety five- sessions at the time of this particular video I don't think there's much excuse for it.

[@davidmacko6309]

@@karpofkai9864 i mean you say it like you know their schedule and personal life or something and just because you say i did x so they should also be able to do x dosent mean they do and with the way monty sometimes nerfs them it can be confusing and dont they do like other sessions and stuff keeping checks on multiple things within a week is a nuisance

[@karpofkai9864]

@@davidmacko6309 dude, I never said that. I get that theyre busy folks n Monty makes bad calls every now an then, but that doesnt mean that they cant check their character sheets and remind themselves how their abilities work

[@Frostychampion]

Dodogama-Rama!!

[@onixrobot2031]

What the shit? This episode does not have a title at the time of this comment.

[@nickolasdurham9094]

Borky ac higher

[@donovanporter4545]

Its tatonka

[@GeckoSplicerVM]

uwu cant wait..

[@guardiangamer6528]

Cherry Cough Syrup is shit, ... Change my mind

[@justinmalik3158]

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[@williamreynolds119]

First lol

[@justinmalik3158]

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