DND The unexpectables 97: Back By Popular Demand

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[@kokocreates4166]

Task and Panic when they get back to the sweet dragon: Helga, we need to forget the past two months Helga: *Cracks Knuckles* Task and Panic: WITH DRINKS! Helga: Drink not strong enough

[@Gotabonetopick]

"You thought Tracadia was bad, wait til you see the Underdark" "You thought the Underdark was bad, wait til you see HELL."

[@hfar_in_the_sky]

"You thought Hell was bad, wait till you see Wonderland!"

[@phill3684]

I honestly think that Tracadia was 10 times worse than the underdark

[@cobraglatiator]

@@phill3684 so far? yeah, tricadia has been worse to them then the underdark, hordes of vampires and werewolves, and not even towns are safe.

[@thunderheadedanno3434]

@@hfar_in_the_sky You thought Hell was bad, welcome to Jersey.

[@BangerangEliko]

@@thunderheadedanno3434 you thought New Jersey was bad.... yea youre absolutely right.

[@onixrobot2031]

Task mentioning communication from alavast to the underdark. Imagined paper cups with several hundred meters of string. I don’t know why, but that’s where I went.

[@archmagosavagadro5420]

There’s a convenient hole that leads all the way down there. It’s possible

[@alphaxtitania5597]

Is anyone else concerned by the fact that a beholder, a creature that warps reality in its sleep, dreamed of both Orun being wounded and dying AND Solly being born?

[@ac0tactics]

It seems more like being a being close to the celestial relm the beholder is tapping into the eye remains of Orun. Especially since hea an eye based creature next to an eye of a god.

[@shawnosborne7102]

Yes

[@Zerpderp0]

@@ac0tactics at least that's how I would rule it.

[@phill3684]

I have had the exact same thought

[@AzraelMight]

ac0tactics would explain why it thinks it’s human

[@wesleybradshaw2609]

(Underdark saga) *Kronk voice* Oh yeah. Its all coming together.

[@romankvapil9184]

The sound of disgust and anguish in Monty’s voice when introducing that pigeon is is the greatest thing I have ever heard.

[@wolfmantheimpaler]

Monty spoils us, first she brings back Jerry the Flumph, now she brought back Tubbs, so Zito when can we see Pistachio come back?

[@pr1m4t3-1nt3l]

Eloy, gone too soon. Dream in peace my donkey prince.

[@austaryxthelastofthesane3870]

*Pistachio returns for the final fight*

[@justanaverageyoutubeaccoun342]

Pistachio descends from the heavens as an archangel of the winter god.

[@alexandernovatney9159]

HRRRNNG MY CHILD MUST RETURN

[@commandergs]

Pistachio is always a +1 to wisdom part of the crew thats left lol

[@lowrider993]

And remember kids, Sully wanted to come here

[@jackmack4181]

Finding Nemo scene comes to mind Marlin(sully): I have to find my way. Bruce(bob): Hello

[@tepheris8138]

Underrated comment.

[@hfar_in_the_sky]

*spoilers* *sung to the tune of The Cat Came Back* Oh, Borky Orky had great joy all his own, He had a fatass pigeon that couldn't leave its home, Then they fought a sky pirate who'd turned traitor, To save his Orc that pigeon left a huge crater! Buuuut, the pigeon came back, some time later, Oh, the pigeon came back. They thought he was a goner! But the pigeon came back, and I just can't stay a hater~

[@cryw1092]

Gonna be honest with ya, Monty. That was an absolutely INCREDIBLE use of an anticlimax. The whiplash was so strong that I almost snapped my neck, in a good way, as odd as it sounds. Also, the narrator for Darkest Dungeon (I can never remember names) also made lines for BaerTaffy. "It's about tree fity."

[@thundergaming155]

Tree fity reminds me of chefs dad from South Park

[@Mo_Speckleblitz]

The phrase "Canadian Anime" has temporarily fried my brain

[@wiserzulu]

Recap start: 19:50 Break starts: 1:47:03 Break ends: 2:00:48

[@thunderheadedanno3434]

Thank you

[@HPkobold]

THANK YOU

[@tepheris8138]

Thank you precursor to the wonderful FizzyMentos.

[@americaroleplayer]

WHAT KIND OF GOD TIER LEVEL OF GENIUS DOES MONTY HAVE TO HAVE TO BRING HIM BACK MONTY WE ADORE YOU

[@stephenflint3640]

32:39 When even the DM cant give you a straight fucking answer..... Be afraid

[@potterinhe11]

That Feeling when you realized the Bob petrified anyone who saw Tubs sleeping.

[@dkdrock456]

1:06:55 I was REALLY hoping Monty would have went "AHEM .... The following is a fan-based parody. This Lore is property of Orin, Solar, Sully, and the rest of the Alivast Universe. Please support the official release"

[@remnantsofkigol98]

Task meets tubs in the underdark: "we never should have come here tis a silly place"

[@MrSHADOWANGEL999]

so, after saying goodbye to an old friend, the Unexpectables learn about Good and Evil, and Panic meets with his maw

[@lowrider993]

23:50 Actually Taka carrots aren't actually good for your eyes, that was a mytg the British Airforce started in WW2 to prevent the Germans from finding out about the night vision projects 02:34:10 man, the old Risf would've having a fangasm if he saw this

[@FuzionCrisis]

Are we not gonna talk about how T-wig is hosting The Unexpectables this week?

[@commitsniff370]

And now Task saying "i saw the d, got excited" is stuck on my mind

[@ac0tactics]

Its the best birb... Dimension door him for great damage.

[@pockets8548]

Maybe enchant it with returning so you never loose it

[@ac0tactics]

Poinwas just thinking borky could take a level in wizzard to enchant himself a familiar.

[@ItsmeInternetStranger]

"Saw the D, got excited." - Chris Zito

[@falbare]

I have a tyrant beholder that thinks it commands the rebellion and it has a pet rat named nibble.

[@kiquesbrothers1454]

That’s really cool

[@Rosfuture]

After rewatching the series again I came to the conclusion that if the Tubbs reveal also happened last session at least Connor would've been sent to the loony bin.

[@insomniacwriter6613]

My friend told me that the reveal of what is in the room to be just too crazy and silly, but I then redirected him back to the pug... We both silently agreed that this is easily the norm.

[@masterrille]

Your friend obviously havet had to corral PC:s to do the obvoius thing

[@zachbitner9391]

Finally Unexpetables I was trying to watch live but twitch doesnt like my phone at all.

[@sardustdragon87]

I feel you bro

[@mizerablegit4720]

Ah another great episode of Tje Unexpectables!

[@digunder14]

lol, borky is so lucky that bob didn't murder them for insulting him XD

[@SpartanWolf047]

You know how long I've been waiting for this episode!? IT'S BEEN...

[@silentjustin]

ONE WEEK SINCE YOU LOOKED AT ME

[@ftsdftsd1141]

5 YEARS IN AZKABAN

[@Starlitsoul0359]

TEN THOOOOUSAND YEARS

[@Devijhonas1]

19:50 huh a lot later then normal. They must have had tech issues.

[@danieltherriault2928]

Thank You

[@Xinoz2]

Now what will happen when Tubbs meets Zenis Oki?

[@alias588]

Tubbs will gain some more weight.

[@harperholbrook7102]

@@alias588 and turn pink

[@shaneattwell4906]

I am the shadow, the true self.

[@spoontheguy5397]

A clash of titans, raw strength felt all over alivast

[@demo0831]

When you realize that tubbs survived a thousand kilometer fall and didnt die

[@deadgirl1172]

That is because he is liquid. You can't smash liquid

[@hfar_in_the_sky]

Which ironically means that he's tougher than Keyleth from Critical Role. Anyone who doesn't know what the fek that's about, look up "Critical Role Kiki vs the cliff" or alternatively "Critical Role the goldfish incident."

[@demo0831]

@@hfar_in_the_sky oh im very aware

[@hfar_in_the_sky]

@@demo0831 Nice! A fellow Critter!

[@masterrille]

Just you w8 untill tubbs pulls a bright

[@xXADuckyXx]

BoB reminds me of the Divination teacher from Hogwarts.

[@nolanbarclay3853]

OMG Bob is Trewlawney!!

[@OMartinez91]

@@nolanbarclay3853 idk why but BoB gave me Tim Curry vibes

[@zlaxegravyard5669]

Hello there! Finally, caught up with the recent episode after starting around... Mid/Late June? Anyway, I enjoyed listening/watching this series, and will be tuning in until the end! Really love the story telling and voice acting of not only in The Unexpectables, but also in the Shadow War, Merkz, and the Winter Crew sessions. Sadly, Da Krew and the S-Series didn't hooked me in like the other fantasy stuff, but I will give the S-series another try once the second episode is out. I think that's about it... Well, other than making my own dnd race inspired from the gang's trip to Tracadia, then all I can say to end this long ass comment is can't wait for the continuation of this current arc! Byez!

[@kevincullen6627]

What a wonderful belated birthday present for taka

[@chad-anthonyboudreau2852]

28:34 THE NOBLE SON IS REUNITED WITH THE RIGHTOUS FRATHER

[@blizzardforonline1954]

Tubbs and Gregory should have an “Uuuuuhhhhh” match.

[@Krimminul]

Well shit bought some new earbuds to listen to this vod while on my flight fron utah to california, but the awesomeness of the collective of you voices broke my earbuds as i tested them... Now i will be on a flight with no The Unexpectables.

[@MrNocturnalEmission]

I bet Task is just dealing with acid reflux

[@Kendalon]

"Tje" Unexpectables.

[@prinnyerric4242]

*Grammar police sirens goes off* boo-eep boo-eep

[@Butonz1]

It's the Checoslavakian simulcast.

[@hfar_in_the_sky]

Tje mahn! I heard you like de Unexpectables!

[@Kendalon]

@@prinnyerric4242 Typo police actually. Just bringing it to the attention of Taka, if he actually reads comments.

[@zachbitner9391]

Thanks monty for the Darkest Duegeon refrence even though you didnt know XD

[@Nighthawk613]

Love the videos always, but the audio is super quiet

[@itsaredvine]

WAIT! SPIDER RIDERS WAS CANADIAN?! HOW COME NOBODY TOLD ME?!

[@deadgirl1172]

It says it in the credits

[@samjones7424]

Starts at 19:52 guys, lets do this!

[@randomredpyro164]

Tubs lives! *stomp stomp* Tubs lives *stomp stomp*

[@hfar_in_the_sky]

Corvus Corax: "Stop that."

[@stoybenxi7395]

@@hfar_in_the_sky Vulcan: GREETING FRIENDS, I WISH TO HUG THIS FAT CREATURE

[@hfar_in_the_sky]

@@stoybenxi7395 Corrax: “Vulkan, do not hug the abomination against bird kind!”

[@stoybenxi7395]

@@hfar_in_the_sky Vulcan: “IT WOULD BE BUT ONE HUG OF HIS FLUFFY BODY”

[@OMartinez91]

Well, time to go to bed! *notification for sleep* Who needs sleep anyway?

[@OMartinez91]

Meant to say notification for the video. It seems sleep was needed after all lol

[@MIKombat]

Cool the fat pigeon is back. When are we getting backstory development or anything for Greckles?!

[@deadgirl1172]

YOU WILL HAVE TO SEE NEXT TIME ON THE UNEXPECTABLES!

[@masterrille]

No backstory for edgebirb for you! Its not his arc yet. And IMO he is The least intresting of The boyos. I mean he is edgebirb, edgelord of edge. And I for one have seen more than my share of that animetrope

[@stoybenxi7395]

@@masterrille he gets his wano island arc later in the series

[@masterrille]

@@stoybenxi7395 yeah i know. As i said it was kot his arc yet. But hey edgebirb is edge yyy

[@alias588]

Am I getting this right?: Bob the Beholder is a Beholder that wandered up into the Church of the Undersun around the time that the Lads were there fighting the nasties, and while there he happened to pick up and read Robinthe's journal and decided "Well apparently this is a story about me, Robinthe the Human Orun Cleric. Yep. I'm a Human Cleric of Orun, and I always have been." And then he just meandered back to the depths of the Underdark and declared himself High Priest/Guardian of the Undersun? Izzat what happened or did I miss something?

[@deadgirl1172]

Bob has had the memories of Robert since he died (I think they said the last of the races that weren't Gnolls on Alivast died out about a thousand years ago [I am not including dragons and our death flower friend]. If I am wrong, tell me). I don't believe this beholder took the dying Robert's memories to get a personality and to protect itself, he believes he is human and his mind his making him see himself as human. He even said that he saw a vision of Sully and Jerry about twenty years ago and humans in D&D only live to about a hundred while Alivast was rediscovered about 6 years ago now

[@tepheris8138]

I think that Bob is the ally that Robinthe's journal mentioned.

[@Itachikirby111]

Borky = Manny Task = Scrat Greckles = Sid Panic = Diego

[@Zerpderp0]

Borky is Sid, Task is Manny, Panic is Diego, Greckles is Scrat

[@Jamstaro1]

Tje ... I will honor this by saying tje for tje rest of the week

[@commandergs]

"jack if you are watching i made a oopsie please message me" foreshadowing

[@burtmillard9196]

#TubbsLives

[@theonefreeman42]

STOMP STOMP

[@princevegeta4313]

Zito, your favorite clown is skrungliochy

[@BangerangEliko]

My gf and i both have that "Its Been.." soundclip from One Week as our text message ringtones, cept mine is Taka's version and hers is Barenaked Ladies version

[@princevegeta4313]

that tubbs of bob and jerry joke was actually pretty funny props blackfootferet

[@bulletmonkeyxp]

I want that echoey soundbite of connorb saying moist

[@PrinnyDyte]

2:28:40 Just gonna go ahead and... borrow this concept until I die

[@apatheticAstronaut]

I love Tje unexpectables

[@Renee11123]

Great session! I can't wait two weeks, darn it Monty and your cliffhangers!

[@oneofnone7947]

Episode 100 the wedding at the dragon

[@nes819]

Virgil... now that's a name to remembre. ^^

[@deadgirl1172]

When half the fan base forgot a PC's birth name that was uncovered during the forth arch

[@SuperFunkyMonkey19]

Not gonna lie... I wasn't expecting Tubbs to return. Thank F*CK it's not Bob that is Solly's champion. That would have been bad. Azra would have probably lost her shit.

[@joedd215]

Tubbs And Orby are in universe Tom and Jerry and the in universe "Jerry" is very Jerry Lewis

[@bigpappabird__670]

I remember spyder riders and I’m not Canadian

[@samaelherself4286]

Don't worry, Zito. I also get excited when i see the D.

[@Nitro89]

1:58:20 they start talking about Bill Skarsgård the swedish actor who plays pennywise

[@michealmcd8984]

start at 19:50

[@davidspring4003]

Tubs wouldn't be a Kenku. Tubs MIGHT be an Aarakocra if he becomes humanoid, but from what I can tell, cannonically, Kenku are humanoids that became birdlike due to a cure and Aarakocra are birds that became humanoid

[@alphastronghold715]

Kenku have pretty much always been bird like humanoids, the curse just stripped them of their wings and voices, and Aarakocra are bird-like humanoids from the plane of air. As per always though, Rule 0. Kind of just depends on the DM.

[@someguycalledsteven7141]

Magic Pigeon? Detect magic didn’t detect anything though. Madness!

[@JacksonJinn]

No magic to detect as far as anything that's an illusion. It's Monty confirming to Panic that it's really Tubbs, not a trick.

[@deadgirl1172]

Who would have thought that Panic's mom has three mouths? I'll sit in a corner for that bad bad joke

[@dejaypage1575]

... ... ... I don’t get it

[@deadgirl1172]

@@dejaypage1575.... Are you joking ooorrr....

[@dejaypage1575]

La Nora Adams-Reed not exposed to this kind of humor often

[@deadgirl1172]

@@dejaypage1575It's a dirty joke.

[@blizzardforonline1954]

...giggity.

[@lighting2374]

1:54:21 the fucking best icebreaker

[@blaz3r77]

is it just the thief archetype that uses slight of hand for checking traps?

[@MusicAccount604]

These D&D sessions really make me feel 2:26:20

[@manydoorsedboy6579]

He’s back! Tubbs is back!

[@AndrewTraver]

See, that's the thing, the party didn't have to defeat..(Lys White Noise)...so the DM didn't have to play..(Lys White Noise)..wrong

[@GlacierFox523]

Gargant that's the mole insect in fossil roo in final fantasy 9

[@AndrewTraver]

Welcome to Clown World

[@DetectiveLance]

Taka! I am putting this sin on you!

[@Butonz1]

Been waiting for this all day! Huzzah!

[@WhiteBird13]

THIS WAS THE BEST FUCKING THING EVER IM SO HAPPY OH MY GOD!!!!!!!! TUBBBBBBBBBBBBBSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

[@mrnatetastic8714]

19:50 start

[@thepowersout5659]

FUUUCCCCKKKKK WHY THE CLIFFHANGER

[@fluxgoodra9034]

He returns...... She is here....... may discord and greed fill your soul as we head to the Screaming Gate Edit: ok just seen her...... HOLY FUCK THAT IS TERRIFYING

[@neji687]

Was there ever a third Shadow War episode?

[@sgtpaw03]

Thanks for the vid, see ya in 2 weeks!

[@circecitrus97]

Oh, is the necklace a symbol of greed? Because it's neither good nor bad, it just is? I can't remember, is there a god of riches?

[@stoybenxi7395]

Probaitius the fortunate

[@princevegeta4313]

god damn it Monty. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. HOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW.

[@mortalya]

Shouldn't task learn 2 more languages from favoured enemies?

[@Slu5h3]

The great tubs returns!

[@syhaafhtagoer7584]

Got caught off guard when Monty made that Darkest Dungeon reference.

[@optimus2200]

The audio is low :( my weak hearing isnt helping !!! AUUUUSTIIIIIIN !!!!! plz help :(

[@johnathanpetty1454]

Robin Williams best clown.

[@stoybenxi7395]

Takas references are spot on

[@Amphibious_inquisitus]

You guys are great!!

[@DLeeGriff]

What dat neck do?

[@capcojo2584]

What level is the crew right now?

[@LasKerfuffle]

Ok but which mouth speaks?

[@masterrille]

Yes! Yes is The answer to that question

[@adamm5166]

Let the trial begin!

[@EverlastingEclipse]

Its like Jerry from undertale

[@itsaredvine]

But this Jerry is loved and cherished

[@dekushrublily]

Losing much, gaining more...

[@thepowersout5659]

FUUUCCCCKKKKK WHY THE CLIFFHANGER !!!!!!!