DM's First Game Ruined By Murderhobo Party... And Sheep | DnD Horror Story

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@thebigidea9659
@thebigidea9659 Жыл бұрын
Dnd allows players to fully explore their imagination.This is not always a good thing.
@thiccphone1166
@thiccphone1166 Жыл бұрын
It's always a good thing even if you don't agree with it; you just don't have to play with them.
@thiccphone1166
@thiccphone1166 Жыл бұрын
@Druid of Scosglen True but that's the risk you have to be willing to take when you interact with people socially. Sure, the social contract is to try to make everyone feel as comfortable as possible but not everyone will feel comfortable with topics such as ideology or philosophy. I think DnD and Roleplaying games have room for all types of players and campaigns but I do think there are some people who just make people uncomfortable but a good thing is you have autonomy and can decide who you want to hang out with.
@twilightgardenspresentatio6384
@twilightgardenspresentatio6384 Жыл бұрын
Let them make a brothel if it’s an adult game. It quickly becomes paying off law officials and tower defense from rivals. Then there’s resource and income management that fits a stronghold and angry skirmishers and spellcasters who prove to be angry ex boyfriends
@twilightgardenspresentatio6384
@twilightgardenspresentatio6384 Жыл бұрын
@@thiccphone1166 some people think it’s fun to make others feel uneasy. It makes them feel they can affect the real world when their pride seems vacant
@robertwildschwein7207
@robertwildschwein7207 Жыл бұрын
But it was funny because Goblin was welsh!
@JazzyKazzyCat
@JazzyKazzyCat Жыл бұрын
I’m going for the low hanging fruit here, from the title alone alone I’m gonna say it was pretty baaaaaaaaaaaad~
@9liveslie-cat-lie129
@9liveslie-cat-lie129 Жыл бұрын
Dad joke dungeon 1000 years
@whiterabbit75
@whiterabbit75 Жыл бұрын
@@9liveslie-cat-lie129 Settle down, Lemongrab.
@9liveslie-cat-lie129
@9liveslie-cat-lie129 Жыл бұрын
@@whiterabbit75 lol
@9liveslie-cat-lie129
@9liveslie-cat-lie129 Жыл бұрын
@@whiterabbit75 5000 years dungeon!!!!
@whiterabbit75
@whiterabbit75 Жыл бұрын
@@9liveslie-cat-lie129 [gasps dramatically]
@notoriouswhitemoth
@notoriouswhitemoth Жыл бұрын
'don't look it up' (Doge looks it up) _You were warned!_ "I love seeing the ways you guys mess up my plans" - best part of GMing right there!
@AdmiralBlackstar
@AdmiralBlackstar Жыл бұрын
I like the last story ending with their new minions getting paid. "What does your current boss pay you?" "He let's us live." "What if I pay you with money and health insurance?" "Eh..." "And dental?" "Deal!"
@GarkKahn
@GarkKahn Жыл бұрын
I had a situation like that I offered to pay some enemies double of their payment 2 cookies per week!
@me0262
@me0262 Жыл бұрын
I mean, the kobolds we have love getting paid in rock candy. It's only 1SP per 5 sticks! And now the three of them don't have to dress up in a tench coat to go out!
@marcusreading3783
@marcusreading3783 Жыл бұрын
@@GarkKahn Were you fighting Takodachi?
@twilightgardenspresentatio6384
@twilightgardenspresentatio6384 Жыл бұрын
That’s how you do it
@akun50
@akun50 Жыл бұрын
The Sphinx's homebrew ability could've easily been balanced by making it a once per day sort of ability.
@pedroarjona6996
@pedroarjona6996 Жыл бұрын
I insist, I found Lucky extremely intimidating, I am glad that he lives in other country.
@AuntLoopy123
@AuntLoopy123 Жыл бұрын
You know what is REALLY GREAT about clerics and paladins? Whenever the PC does something against their god's ethos, you can 1) Have the spell fizzle or the action, even on a NAT 20, inexplicably fail at the last instant. Then, "You hear a 'tink' sound," and when they look around for the source, "You notice a small hairline crack in your holy symbol. Second time they try to do ANYTHING against their god's ethos, you can 1) Have the spell fizzle or the action fail, without even the first burst of hope that it will work, and "You hear a CRACK." When they look down, "Your holy symbol is broken in two." IF they try to go against their god's ethos without FIRST going to a temple for a repentance quest, "You are smited by lightning, out of a clear blue sky. Your god takes your VOWS seriously, and leaves NOTHING behind to resurrect. Make a new character." I LOVE my group. Not problematic, at all, except or the inconvenience of them throwing me for a loop every session. EVERY SINGLE SESSION. "What do you mean, 'think outside the box?' What box? There's a box?!" Yeah, these people are GREAT, and they really keep me on my toes. That said, at the very beginning, I made ALL of them, religious or not, choose a deity who would claim their soul upon their death. I made it clear that, depending on how well they followed their god's ethos, they may actually wind up going to a different god on their death. Currently, one of them has THREE GODS vying over who gets him when he dies. All of them are good gods, btw. It's just that this guy, in ONE ROUND OF BATTLE, managed to convince two different gods than the one he actually worships to claim him, should he die. I LOVE making the gods have a real hand in how their lives (and especially their spells and combat) go, depending on whether or not their god is willing to CLAIM them. Of course, should they veer off so much that the god who IS GOING TO CLAIM THEIR SOUL when they die turns out to be an evil god, then there will be some in-game issues, for sure. Even if they are not clerics or paladins, and don't do any religious stuff, changing the god who is going to claim you, and is watching over you, will lead to STUFF of one sort or another. For example, you go to face the BBEG, and, instead of attacking you, he smiles and welcomes "a brother in worship" into his parlor and serves you tea and cakes. Hey, if you WANT to play an evil campaign, I can do that. Just be aware that other adventuring parties will hunt you down, and churches and town masters will put bounties on your head. But every now and again, if the players and DM agree, running an evil campaign, or even just an evil one-shot, can be a lot of fun. Murderhoboing is best left to one-shots, though, because the consequence crows don't have time to come home to roost. Well, unless you do a time skip.
@ttiagoox
@ttiagoox Жыл бұрын
The first story just made me roll my eyes, what a disaster party. I have no issue with a Evil Party. Just as a lawful or neutral party have the helping of others or completion of quests as their objectives, Evil parties have the objective of growing in power and wealth so they can do whatever the hell they want with it. So long as they can handle the consequences of their actions. A growing in power party of powerful adventurers could start to expand their territory and gain suport of evil factions like the Zhentarin or dark deities. What i cannot admit in my games is Evil AND Stupid. Evil cannot trive with dumb actions. If you want to fulfill your evil objectives you need to think and plan before you act. A small town like Phandalin have more than enough guards to easily overwhelm a party of small fry low level adventurers, not to mention veterans who live in there like Eldermath. A evil party who was not smart enough to cover their tracks will constantly be hunt down by Inquisitors, Kingsguard and Bounty Hunters.
@Mgauge
@Mgauge Жыл бұрын
Given how quick they were with the insults and whining, consequences wouldn't help. They clearly wanted someone to bully into letting the role play being the invincible psychopaths of their dreams.
@crispylizard4348
@crispylizard4348 Жыл бұрын
Powerful inquisitors like the ones in warhammer40k or swordking(popular manwha) can be terrifying when done right.
@michaeldevlin7747
@michaeldevlin7747 Жыл бұрын
Honestly as soon as they mentioned a brothel with sex slaves I'd have noped out right then and there. I don't mind adult themes, or even sexual violence in a story if it serves the plot somehow, but players tryimg to actively engage in it? Thats a lightning bolt
@MK_ULTRA420
@MK_ULTRA420 Жыл бұрын
I made my own Warforged brothel, with blackjack and hookers!
@AuntLoopy123
@AuntLoopy123 Жыл бұрын
Yep. If I were the DM, I would have done the "Rocks fall on you. Just you, the person who just said that." And if anyone agrees with him, or argues that it's not fair, rocks fall on them, too. And then, "Leave my table. I don't play with RAPISTS. Also, never talk to me again. I don't socialize with RAPISTS. Oh, and if you are EVER charged with assault or a sex crime, I will VOLUNTEER to serve as an anti-character-witness at your trial. Just because nobody ever CAUGHT you yet doesn't mean you're not a rapist. You are clearly rapists, and I only wish I had the authority to put you in prison for your crimes. Goodbye, forever, RAPISTS." Why would I say that? Because I honestly believe that people who will JOKE about rape are actual rapists, who are feeling you out, to see if you are safe enough for them to expose their actual crimes with you. As in, "Hey, my buddies and I are gonna gang-rape my girlfriend. Will you be the one to hold the camera for us? We wanna post it on the deep web! Hur hur hur." If you laugh at the rape jokes, they'll think you're one of them, and try to rope you in, or at least not be afraid to brag to you about their "conquests." AND, when they are actually accused, they will expect you to have their back and bully the victim for DARING to come out and say something about what they did. And even if they have never IRL acted out on their urges, the urges ARE THERE. The urges are there, waiting and lurking, and ready to pop out, whenever THEY THINK THEY WON'T GET CAUGHT. Fear of getting caught is the ONLY thing that is stopping them from actually doing it. Once that fear is gone (maybe because they become rich, powerful, or just stoned/drunk), they WILL act on them.
@Elyseon
@Elyseon Жыл бұрын
A lightning bolt? No, that's a fireball.
@macezunner8559
@macezunner8559 9 ай бұрын
A fireball? No, that's a loaded gun.
@alextheguardianangel
@alextheguardianangel Жыл бұрын
I had to look up what Soggy biscuit is, I am now cursed with forbidden knowledge
@REfan2002
@REfan2002 Жыл бұрын
Same...I need bleach
@akai9-ball404
@akai9-ball404 Жыл бұрын
same pal
@naarelservs9713
@naarelservs9713 Жыл бұрын
I hate that I didn't need to google it
@saldiven2009
@saldiven2009 Жыл бұрын
I have resisted the temptation just because of how Doge reacted.
@CooperAATE
@CooperAATE Жыл бұрын
You were warned
@andrwblood9162
@andrwblood9162 Жыл бұрын
Learning to communicate with new people is better than putting up with toxic friendships. No friends is sometimes better than toxic friends, even.
@AuntLoopy123
@AuntLoopy123 Жыл бұрын
Agree 100%
@Snowthree
@Snowthree Жыл бұрын
'Can I roll for **** size?' 'Sure. Roll a d4.'
@nisansparow3390
@nisansparow3390 Жыл бұрын
(9:08) "is that a red flag?" "Crimson."
@cadenboissineau4604
@cadenboissineau4604 Жыл бұрын
Thats when you create another adventuring party of heroes to slay these criminals in story 1.
@Rellana1
@Rellana1 Жыл бұрын
That's when you homebrew a "the gm's is pissed off"creature that is physically impossible to be destroyed and have it hunt them through the adventure every time they try this shit.
@WladcaPodziemia
@WladcaPodziemia Жыл бұрын
OP completly lost with that group for simple reason - attempting to reason with stupid
@iank472
@iank472 Жыл бұрын
Not fighting is one of the best combat strategies around!
@SolaticSyot
@SolaticSyot Жыл бұрын
The players sounded pretty immature and mocking the DM like that is really crossing the line. Fundamentally though this really just seems like the DM and the players weren't a good fit for each other. The players probably don't deserve it, but it sounds like they might have found a DM who is fine with this kind of game, so good for them. Hopefully the DM finds a group who is a better fit for him as well.
@REfan2002
@REfan2002 Жыл бұрын
I love the title card. The art is cute.
@SodaWarrior
@SodaWarrior Жыл бұрын
The girl is from Granblue Fantasy, her name is Anila :).
@jewabeus
@jewabeus Жыл бұрын
I come for the stories, but every like is for the kitties! Cause they are awesome!
@Changeling
@Changeling Жыл бұрын
Well...I never thought I'd see a horror story that had "soggy biscuit" in it. Yeah, that right there sets the tone of doom...poor, poor OP. And poor Doge for looking up what that meant.
@speks36
@speks36 Жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie DM from the first story hosted some garbage players. He shouldn't have let the game get that far. As the old adage goes: "No DND is better than bad DND."
@Wendy_O._Koopa
@Wendy_O._Koopa Жыл бұрын
I mean... if the literal _first thing_ they do is play 'soggy biscuit' (the story very clearly told you not to google it, but you did) I would post the Dean pouring out his coffee gif and then ban them from the server. Or, if it's an IRL group... IDK, but ban them. This isn't the kind of campaign any sane person wants. "You're being homophobic!" No, if they were gay, then wouldn't the 'loser' actually be the 'winner?' These two almost _have_ to be edgy cis/het men who grew up with 'gross out' humor, who are also homophobic themselves.
@solarchos4352
@solarchos4352 Жыл бұрын
0:40 - *gasps * MICRO-PANTHER EXTREME CLOSEUP!!!!
@LoneTiger
@LoneTiger Жыл бұрын
_"I made the mistake of searching it on Google... don't do it."_
@diorkster
@diorkster Жыл бұрын
I just feel like if you’re a push-over or don’t have a backbone.. then Don’t be a DM! That’s like the cornerstone of a good DM is the power of saying the word no
@Bertranddeghaul
@Bertranddeghaul Жыл бұрын
being able to say No is a good start, but the true cornerstone of being a good DM is being able to respond to the insanity that players come up with by either just accepting and adopting/stealing their ideas if its funny or in any way constructive to a story. That and saying "are you sure this is what you want to do?" and then when they do push on... destroy their hopes and dreams if not their characters in the most creative way your black DM soul can think off because actions have consequences even in game. I used to run a what turned out to be a 10yr running vampire the darkages campaign (well that system but in a Caribbean setting during the high age of piracy that ended in our modern age) I had players pull the most sick and vile stuff on me and honestly I allowed it. But there where always consequences. I was lucky having a bunch of borderline murderhobo's who actually where amazing players. But i'm sure if those sessions would've been streamed online we would've ended on every (inter)national law enforcement/terrorism watch list thinkable. But as sick and depraved as it sometimes got, there was always reason to laugh about it. Funniest thing, in my experience the most vile and sadistic murderhobo's with the most NSFW plans are female players.....to quote R. Kipling "of all the animals in the kingdom of nature, the female is always the deadlier of the species"
@aquicandaquak822
@aquicandaquak822 Жыл бұрын
I think the best way to describe soggy biscuit is "White glazed cracker"
@jonathandemint4739
@jonathandemint4739 9 ай бұрын
so gross. Thank you for saving my search history
@mikeyost3672
@mikeyost3672 Жыл бұрын
DM was the problem... The cure for murderhobos is town militias who have some seasoned veterans, innkeeepers who are retired high level fighters, Don't be afraid to slaughter them.
@MK_ULTRA420
@MK_ULTRA420 Жыл бұрын
Yeah that's what an endgame town should be like. Also the Secret Shop Owner needs to be an Archmage capable of sending the entire party to the Shadow Realm and back, with absolute 100% success.
@seto_kaiba_
@seto_kaiba_ Жыл бұрын
Yeah make it fun. If your party are sexually deviant murderhobos-steer into it. Instead of some evil dragon or warlock being the BBEG, have maybe the people of the kingdom the party is terrorizing band together to stop them with a horde of skilled knights, wizards, or the help of the gods to fight the party.
@tenchraven
@tenchraven Жыл бұрын
Or you kick the players. Killing a PC after being told no PvP to is grounds for it. The spankers, thou shalt not creep and perv.
@destroyerinazuma96
@destroyerinazuma96 Жыл бұрын
Someone, please send the Kobold story to Den of the Drake!
@CallMeKes
@CallMeKes Жыл бұрын
Thank you for always uploading so early, Doge. I wake up in the wee hours and never have much to do.
@unluckyone1655
@unluckyone1655 Жыл бұрын
I would love to see those murder hobo players try to get away with their shenanigans with my first GM. Hoo boy did he know how to dish out consequences for bad behavior in his games. Buy seriously screw those guys, they should like a bunch of tools and OP deserved better
@MarquisLeary34
@MarquisLeary34 Жыл бұрын
Or anyone in our group. They'd get to see what happens when lords with knights and professional soldiers get brought into the mix. Armies that aren't stupid and won't just form into a conga line for wanna-be Guts to cut down. After that, never another game with them again.
@bryantspears119
@bryantspears119 Жыл бұрын
I’m kinda curious what your first GM did to curb bad behavior at the table.
@unluckyone1655
@unluckyone1655 Жыл бұрын
@bryantspears119 honestly I can only give examples bc he seemed to know just how to keep players from doing stupid stuff. He had a coalition agent confinscat a players magic items when he tried to hoard all the loot(we were playing RIFTS), when a player carelessly shot a rocket launcher in the air, a coalition aircraft happened to be flying overhead and deleted his grid square, when a player tried to do a lone wolf, a hopped up kender followed him everywhere until he returned to the group, just to name a few that I can remember, it's been years since this campaign lol
@GodOfPlague
@GodOfPlague Жыл бұрын
Is it bad I guessed what they were going to do with the severed heads? Has the internet corrupted my soul? Also poor 🐑.
@Mgauge
@Mgauge Жыл бұрын
Group 1 go beyond just being immature to outright worrying. OP is lucky to be rid of them.
@marmelaaden
@marmelaaden Жыл бұрын
Thank you for the Lucky close-up! I'm so happy :)
@Iwannarox
@Iwannarox Жыл бұрын
Wow, for once I'm getting into one of these videos on the ground floor
@axelwulf6220
@axelwulf6220 Жыл бұрын
DM praising his Players for thwarting his plans is the way it's supposed to go
@vortega472
@vortega472 Жыл бұрын
It's LUCKY! *giggles like a schoolboy* Oh he's so handsome, I love that face. Soggy Biscuit - Don't look it up Doge! Look away!! For the first story - now that we have background on the OP - he wasn't ready to DM. I get that we all start somewhere - but with the type of friend he had it was a no win. I hope they have better luck in the future. I like the palette cleanser concept - it's unique and very welcome at the end of a long week.
@ChaosCounseling
@ChaosCounseling Жыл бұрын
Wow that Jesus clip doesn’t do that first story justice.
@slacknhash
@slacknhash Жыл бұрын
There are days when we can't see right up Lucky's nose. I try not to think about those days.
@MadmanHelldiver
@MadmanHelldiver Жыл бұрын
That first story was just The Glanton Gang from Blood Meridian.
@MyLittlePonyTheater
@MyLittlePonyTheater Жыл бұрын
Regarding the murderhobo story, this is the reason for so many common practices at a D&D table, folks. Talking about limits and player expectations in session 0, actually reading the Commoner and Guard NPC stat sheets at the end of the Monster Manual and running combat RAW, maintaining a clear and open line of communication between the DM and players so everyone's on the same page... When you skip all of this, you open your games up to this type of chaotic garbage. It's a lot less fun at the table than it sounds coming from Doge, btw. Please learn proper D&D etiquette before you decide to play in or host a D&D game, even if you're running it for your friends.
@MyLittlePonyTheater
@MyLittlePonyTheater Жыл бұрын
Minor spoilers for LMoP below: For the record, villain campaigns are fine in my book. LMoP isn't really built for it, but I could've seen the Redbrands come in to recruit them, and the law officials from the city of Neverwinter becoming the main opponents of the party, instead of the Cragmaw clan. There's quite a lot I'd be able to work with as a DM, as long as my players wanted that kind of thing. When you just give up & refuse to run stat blocks and combat for the good guys before giving it a shot, or when your players are pushing boundaries that you're not comfortable with and you don't speak up for yourself, you'll just end up having a bad time. You'll learn all that from experience, though.
@SquirrelGamez
@SquirrelGamez Жыл бұрын
When your PCs are murderhobos at level 1, fireball.
@theofficerfactory2625
@theofficerfactory2625 Жыл бұрын
Lucky looks so confused. Story 1: I'll take your word for it and not look it up. (fingers start typing into google) OH GOD! That is effed up! I should have listen to ya, doge! Oh my god; this is... ... ... ... WTF is wrong with these people!?!?!?! With friends like them; who needs enemies? Story 2: Well done to all involved.
@kingfreedom160
@kingfreedom160 Жыл бұрын
Gonna be honest, I think there is something very wrong with those people in the first story. I'm surprised they aren't in a mental asylum or 25-to-life jail. I have never seen someone act like that in dnd and they have probably hurt people in the past, it's just that nobody knows about it yet, including the police.
@seto_kaiba_
@seto_kaiba_ Жыл бұрын
What is it with some people and not being able to tell the difference between reality and fiction. Its not that complicated-they are just edgy bois who like to play evil bastards and call them "chaotic good".
@roarkthehalf-orc6598
@roarkthehalf-orc6598 Жыл бұрын
I know that feel. I've had a ton of people say they can't bring themselves to play with me because I'm fat. C'est la vie
@mqfii8992
@mqfii8992 Жыл бұрын
I have no idea what a "soggy biscuit" Is, and I plan to remain ignorant on the subject.
@macezunner8559
@macezunner8559 9 ай бұрын
Its a jizzcut
@marybdrake1472
@marybdrake1472 Жыл бұрын
Those muderhobos would have woken up in hell with me as their D.M. Then, the demons show and I would have just said. "Roll for initiative suckers." And I'm talking about sicking Balor or some other really messed up, high level demons on the too.
@Kyzoren
@Kyzoren Жыл бұрын
I swear on my Mama & Jesus Christ, I just got an ad for "DICK'S sporting goods" right after Doge read the brothel proposal that ended with "Sheep as Glory Holes"...
@ryanrizzo4869
@ryanrizzo4869 Жыл бұрын
No, Doge, don't look! :::Tries to cover Doge's eyes::: DON'T LOOK UP THE BISCUIT!!
@cynicalyetfragile1909
@cynicalyetfragile1909 Жыл бұрын
You learn something new every day,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
@SteamS01dier
@SteamS01dier Жыл бұрын
Doge No!!!! They told you not to look it up!!
@kevinbirge2130
@kevinbirge2130 Жыл бұрын
I do not usually set out to kill the characters, but these fools? I would make an example of.
@ArcCaravan
@ArcCaravan 10 ай бұрын
Dude demanding his own "measurement" would definitely get cut down a peg.
@robertwildschwein7207
@robertwildschwein7207 Жыл бұрын
But it's funny because Goblin is welsh
@Prinny9000
@Prinny9000 Жыл бұрын
I nearly threw up at the first one just by god what the hell is wrong with them?
@Nyrufa
@Nyrufa Жыл бұрын
6:50 - What was this Goblin's strength score!?
@ribkoboldscout6740
@ribkoboldscout6740 Жыл бұрын
It's sheep all the way down
@michaelleader633
@michaelleader633 Жыл бұрын
*proceed to look up soggy biscuit* Hmm not quite as bad as "Pilfering".😂
@macezunner8559
@macezunner8559 9 ай бұрын
Me: *loudly sighs and looks it up*
@michaelleader633
@michaelleader633 9 ай бұрын
@@macezunner8559 Me chuckling at your curiosity destroying many brain cells. XD
@koboldking7153
@koboldking7153 Жыл бұрын
when will the cats get their own wizard hats?
@DnDDoge
@DnDDoge Жыл бұрын
that would involve tons of scratches lol
@koboldking7153
@koboldking7153 Жыл бұрын
@@DnDDoge would it not be worth it?
@real-zenithas
@real-zenithas Жыл бұрын
Honestly, something in "Sheep!" sets off my BS detector, from around the time that they were making jokes about Goblin being Welsh onwards. I suspect OP might just be having issues with separating banter from planning, in which case then finding a new group that suits their neuro makeup might be for the best.
@dragoness5515
@dragoness5515 Жыл бұрын
You know the cow beast in witcher if you killed too many cows, that but a sheep
@HardlyBardly
@HardlyBardly Жыл бұрын
Lucky close-up! Huzzah!
@tenchraven
@tenchraven Жыл бұрын
Rivers I would have invited to leave before Jacket1 was ended. The two spankers, the same. A good GM would never let it get as far as the "brothel". Jacket seems to be the only non-sociopath at the table. But as someone with aspergers, to the OP I'd say don't use "I'm on the spectrum" as an excuse- this is the direct result of a bad GMing. He could have shut this down in session 0, or scrubbed the whole thing, and you chose not to. If you can't do confrontation, simulated killing and looting with a purpose might not be for you.
@ArcCaravan
@ArcCaravan 10 ай бұрын
GM suffered enough being near those scum piles. No bad DMing excuses those players.
@nothing_82
@nothing_82 Жыл бұрын
The glory of Lucky
@TheMightyBattleSquid
@TheMightyBattleSquid Жыл бұрын
YEESH, I've gotten through a lot of horror stories but I just had to call it quits before the halfway mark here.
@chomper720
@chomper720 7 ай бұрын
Oh sweet liberty... NO!!!
@__-jt4tv
@__-jt4tv Жыл бұрын
Doge "And Sheep as *Censored for Sanity*" KZbin "Jaunt Flute Music" That was possibly the most unfortunately timed ad break of the episode...
@beastwarsFTW
@beastwarsFTW Жыл бұрын
*Looks what Soggy Biscuit is* So it's like a lamer version of American Pie?
@Autobubbs
@Autobubbs Жыл бұрын
Not going to look it up... not going to look it up.... (looks it up) DAMMIT!!!!!
@jacobgallegos8762
@jacobgallegos8762 Жыл бұрын
The dm should’ve stopped the murder hobos in the first session
@ArcCaravan
@ArcCaravan 10 ай бұрын
Should have never been involved with those scumpiles.
@geeknupthenight7417
@geeknupthenight7417 Жыл бұрын
A brothel of sheep for sheep, please tell me it only involves sheep
@ericrobertbradley6591
@ericrobertbradley6591 Жыл бұрын
The sheep are like, in the wall?
@DnDDoge
@DnDDoge Жыл бұрын
I find it's best not to think about the logistics of these things
@danielramsey6141
@danielramsey6141 Жыл бұрын
Its. Just look up Hentai for examples…. I’ll leave it at that.
@SillyEwe
@SillyEwe Жыл бұрын
Not the sheepies!
@Renkencen
@Renkencen Жыл бұрын
No offence to the DM but he needed some backbone and just should of quit during the first session than to end session 1!
@ArcCaravan
@ArcCaravan 10 ай бұрын
Should have had rocks fall on those dusgusting player characters.
@alexomegazero
@alexomegazero Жыл бұрын
Great as always Doge, keep up the good work! Also, someone has a link for the thumbnail image? It's actually quite cute xd.
@DnDDoge
@DnDDoge Жыл бұрын
I just googled anime girl with a sheep, and that came up
@alexomegazero
@alexomegazero Жыл бұрын
@@DnDDoge Perfect, I'll try that then, thanks for the quick answer!
@__-yu8vi
@__-yu8vi Жыл бұрын
8:58 Based
@AtelierGod
@AtelierGod Жыл бұрын
DnD Doge, I look it up so you don’t have too.
@destroyerinazuma96
@destroyerinazuma96 Жыл бұрын
Awesome video!
@marooniballooni03759
@marooniballooni03759 Жыл бұрын
can someone tell me what soggy biscuit is so that I don't have to look it up?
@bryantspears119
@bryantspears119 Жыл бұрын
Are you sure you really want to know?
@marooniballooni03759
@marooniballooni03759 Жыл бұрын
@@bryantspears119 yes!
@bryantspears119
@bryantspears119 Жыл бұрын
@@marooniballooni03759 From Urban Dictionary: A male masturbating game. Contestants all jack off onto a digestive biscuit.whoever shoots his load first onto the biscuit is deemed the winner! The loser.... eats the biscuit. This can be done using other foods as well.
@marooniballooni03759
@marooniballooni03759 Жыл бұрын
@@bryantspears119 wow... that is very strange.
@Ulrna
@Ulrna Жыл бұрын
because he's welsh LOL 🤣
@davenrippe480
@davenrippe480 Жыл бұрын
in the final story I wonder if any of the players had the book Savage Species as it was a D&D book meant for players to play as monsters back in 3rd/3.5
@FriedShrimp04
@FriedShrimp04 Жыл бұрын
I might sound like a arse here, but I'm gonna say the DM in the first story shouldn't act surprised when they did nothing to actually shut down their behavior. No, being new shouldnt be an excuse to let others walk all over you. Im not saying kick the player/players out instantly, but prodding them in the right direction or showing consequences for their characters' behavior would be start. If nothing works, then talk to them out of game, and if it still continues? Kick em. Simple as. Example, when the players slaughtered all the guards in the bar: Why didnt DM just throw stronger guards at them? They are the DM after all.
@tenchraven
@tenchraven Жыл бұрын
Not an ass. Weak GMs lead to bad players and bad games.
@ArcCaravan
@ArcCaravan 10 ай бұрын
DM suffered enough while the players could never suffer enough.
@ArcCaravan
@ArcCaravan 10 ай бұрын
​@@tenchravenThose scummy players have no excuse.
@matthewbreytenbach4483
@matthewbreytenbach4483 Жыл бұрын
I Googled it and just... Why?
@luko.
@luko. Жыл бұрын
I searched it 👀
@GarkKahn
@GarkKahn Жыл бұрын
The real horror in 1st story is that the dm simply sucks He allowed way too much to happen, if he was just another player the story takes a different turn, but he can overrule everything extreme yet he doesn't
@ArcCaravan
@ArcCaravan 10 ай бұрын
Gotta blame first time DMs for having scummy players. Clearly they didn't suffer enough.
@glowvonglow9862
@glowvonglow9862 Жыл бұрын
Does Doge have a discord that I could join? I need more kitties
@m.tigerbeans6898
@m.tigerbeans6898 Жыл бұрын
I am UNCOMFY
@StarRacerAutoBot
@StarRacerAutoBot Жыл бұрын
what game is this in the background?
@DnDDoge
@DnDDoge Жыл бұрын
Diablo 2
@StarRacerAutoBot
@StarRacerAutoBot Жыл бұрын
@@DnDDoge thank you! also very sweet cats, deserve treats xD
@l0stndamned
@l0stndamned Жыл бұрын
Does the first DM not know how to say "your attack misses, now the mob attacks"?
@2Foxx2
@2Foxx2 Жыл бұрын
Fake story is fake.
@ArcCaravan
@ArcCaravan 10 ай бұрын
Prove it. And convince someone why it matters
@thiccphone1166
@thiccphone1166 Жыл бұрын
I am watching this diablo 2 video like... "Why aren't you just using holy fire!" .. "That's Resist Fire! It's completely useless against lightning damage!"... "Why do you have thorns aura in normal act 1?" ... "You don't need smite at all!" ... "You have holy bolt and no merc!" ... "Can you please just use Holy Fire and Zeal!!!"
@DnDDoge
@DnDDoge Жыл бұрын
I got better, lol
@thiccphone1166
@thiccphone1166 Жыл бұрын
@@DnDDoge Great video, got me engaged and great voice that is easy listening. As for the dnd story, sounds like the dm was expecting a different story from what the players were expecting. Players were having fun and the dm wasn't. The dm wanted to "write a book" but most people just want to have fun and do whatever. Oh btw, want the most engagement? Be bad at video games. People love to hate.
@jasonhenry5by5
@jasonhenry5by5 Жыл бұрын
That thumbnail The look on the sheep's face Hahaha
@dimondlord11
@dimondlord11 Жыл бұрын
I would love to DM for the players in the first campaign it would be hilarious
@ArcCaravan
@ArcCaravan 10 ай бұрын
Would be fun to flip things on them.
@ThaClipKeepah
@ThaClipKeepah Жыл бұрын
I wish the dnd community was more open to new ppl
@tenchraven
@tenchraven Жыл бұрын
You mean like sociopaths, those who would be serial killers if not for consequences, cheaters, manipulators and stalkers? No, you kick those kinds out.
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