Maybe letting the arsonist handle the grill was a bad hiring move...
@designscraps8233 Жыл бұрын
I mean something might cook if you burn the establishment. Just not the right things.
@Purple_arti Жыл бұрын
no it was a good move scavs need to die
@Purple_arti Жыл бұрын
@skognut I say scavs need to die because they attack you just for getting close to them. I'm still on your side
@c0zmozys Жыл бұрын
@@Purple_arti if youre getting killed by scavz by getting cloze to them itz either becauze you already have somewhat bad reputation, not crouching or you ARE crouching but jumping around a lot
@c0zmozys Жыл бұрын
@skognut yup! when i encounter scavz and put my weapon down they alwayz take it so i end up getting more progrezz towardz chieftain lmao alzo a scav waz in my shelter when i woke up once and i dont know why or how but ig he got in after the doorz already shut???? it waz neat bc i love scavz sm
@Kalay0Fox Жыл бұрын
I love the split second of gourmand's horrified expression
@fiveveryspecificrocks Жыл бұрын
Indeed
@engineer84-w8x Жыл бұрын
@@fiveveryspecificrocks Gourmand's thought train in that split second: "Wai-[PIPE BOMB DETECTED; DISCIPLINE ARTIFICER IMMEDIATELY]
@SylvisNuvara Жыл бұрын
gourmand, as a food virtuoso, is utterly BAFFLED and ENRAGED by arti here
@anidiotonyoutube2022 Жыл бұрын
The day arti stops trying to kill scavs is the day the world ends
@DefinitelyCynTrust Жыл бұрын
@skognutshe is racially motivated
@pedrojorge1633 Жыл бұрын
@skognutif someone killed both my sons for nothing I would do the same 👍
@c0zmozys Жыл бұрын
@@pedrojorge1633yeah but that doeznt allow you to commit genocide againzt almozt a whole population where 90% or more have no clue what they did to dezerve it
@pedrojorge1633 Жыл бұрын
@@c0zmozys i still would do it 👍
@Byoink Жыл бұрын
@@pedrojorge1633and you would also go to hell for it. Note that Arti never so much as looked back when she lost her children. If she died then, she would be reborn with them, and she knew that. Love all you want, killing is not the right thing to do, all it will do is remove you from the last shreds that remain of those lost. Tldr: i hope you're not stupid enough to try.
@Artificer_ Жыл бұрын
whatever could you mean, scavs love my cooking! it's an explosion of flavor!
@zephyr_86 Жыл бұрын
it even tastes of blood!
@DefinitelyCynTrust Жыл бұрын
The racist cat is trying to cover her past up by being a cook and singing a seemingly nice song but its actually about murdering scavs
@hystericalbroad Жыл бұрын
@@DefinitelyCynTrustracism, the most important ingredient
@Sage-wv2mv9 ай бұрын
Yeah LITERALLY
@Local_Scavengers5 ай бұрын
I enjoyed it. It was very mind blowing
@LEONEX40 Жыл бұрын
YES ARTIFICER
@xenocid164 Жыл бұрын
@skognutya am team scavenger
@Ten_Titus Жыл бұрын
@@xenocid164”I’m team scavenger, how could you tell?” 🗿
@sawk1875 Жыл бұрын
Ah yes, my favorite Artificer content creator back at it again with the bangers
@vequenox Жыл бұрын
Yoooo nice pfp
@foresty2245 Жыл бұрын
Banger only if the scav took a bite.
@notNyxiann Жыл бұрын
nice WX_78 pfp! they’re also my fav character lol
@1th_to_comment. Жыл бұрын
Pamsexual, non-binary, robot. Robots can't feel emotions yet this one seems to love everyone or smth. And honestly, I respect that.
@DefinitelyCynTrust Жыл бұрын
Artificer was the most racially motivated of the scugs
@Liccino_ Жыл бұрын
ARTIFICER GOT A LITTLE GOOFY WITH TH INGREDIENTS 🔥🔥🔥🔥
@OneOfManySarahs Жыл бұрын
Yes they did
@hystericalbroad Жыл бұрын
lovin' the explosion puns all around, quite the blast
@santiny790 Жыл бұрын
explosion of flavors
@extra_ram_noodles Жыл бұрын
"The secret ingredient is trinitrotoluene and hate!"
@thespacedinos4037 Жыл бұрын
ok now this is gourmands voice you cannot change my mind
@Ten_Titus Жыл бұрын
First artificer animation where a scavenger survives
@fiveveryspecificrocks Жыл бұрын
Ah yes artificer doing her job.. killing the scavs from the inside
@flameyoshi07 Жыл бұрын
Patch note: Cherry bombs are now edible
@ArtificerTheScavKiller Жыл бұрын
ah yes, my specialty, explosive burgers.
@gront5172 Жыл бұрын
“Oops, looks like i accidentally put a quarter pound of explosives instead of a quarter pound patty in the burger, silly me🤪”
@PWNDON Жыл бұрын
She spat on the patties.
@thelemonsheep7257 Жыл бұрын
Aw hell naw she spat in the food
@Purple_arti Жыл бұрын
The scav is the one eating so I don't care
@Justadonkey9 ай бұрын
@@Purple_artiScavs are bros as long as you dont steal from them like Arti's kleptomaniac kids lol
@mixingcat52139 ай бұрын
Bruh she actually spat lol
@evilbusinessguy8888 Жыл бұрын
I love your artificer shitposts
@TheSandwhichman1089 ай бұрын
Hunter: … Arti: … Hunter: You got demoted…Didn’t you? Arti: Shut…UP! Pup: …Dad?…Are you and mom arguing again?… Hunter: I…Look it’s adult matters just… Arti: Why don’t you go visit Monk sweetie…Your father and I need to talk about a few things… Pup: Ok…*walks off* Hunter: …Now then I’ve sai- Arti: *Slams there fists on the table over and over.* WHY IS THIS SO HARD?! WHY IS SO DIFFICULT TO MOVE ON?! Hunter: Honey please calm dow- Arti: CALM DOWN?! I’VE ALREADY SCREWED UP IN THE PAST AFTER LOOSING MY FIRST TWO KIDS BEFORE WE MET! NOW OUR CHILD IS SCARED OF ME! I’M A SCREW UP AND NOTHING MORE! I FAILED AS A PARENT BACK THEN AND NOW HISTORY IS REPEATING ITSELF IN A WAY! Arti: *starts crying* YOU THINK I DON’T KNOW I SCREWED MYSELF OVER?!… *Collapses to the floor* …*Sniffles*…Why does this have to be so bloody difficult?…I was a failure back then and I’ll just end up doing the same again… Hunter: Calm down Arti will talk to Gourmont. Maybe we can work something out. He’s an understanding guy…Besides he could have fired you but he didn’t…He knows what you’re going through and genuinely wants to help you. Arti: … Scav: *Knocks on the door* Hey uhh did one of you order a pizza? Arti: …*Hisses and lunges at them* Hunter: *Grabs Arti* SWEETHEART NO!
@XstonnyYesGD Жыл бұрын
LEMME COOK THIS HAMBURGER
@Zenith07 Жыл бұрын
I was expecting the Burger containing remains of other Scavengers.
@Purple_arti Жыл бұрын
I was thinking that too but firecrackers is even better
@PsychGh Жыл бұрын
I’d let artificer cook :)
@Waffe-s6n Жыл бұрын
"hol up, let him cook.. let him cook. Let him cook now. I SAID LET. HIM. COO- **dies XD**"
@FUNKCAT17 ай бұрын
Artificer was feeling a bit devious that day.
@devgru5293 Жыл бұрын
EXPLOSIVELY delicious burgers
@DarkNik1 Жыл бұрын
*LET HIM COOK* 🗣 🔥🔥🔥
@jessiesowter Жыл бұрын
her
@25thVictor Жыл бұрын
@jessiesowter 🤓
@Darkspinesupersonic8 Жыл бұрын
@@25thVictor *her
@Purple_arti Жыл бұрын
YES LET HER COOK
@Elmomodefinitivo Жыл бұрын
the secret of the "artiburgers"
@velvet.melody Жыл бұрын
hamburgers so good they will blow you away
@LooffyBagels Жыл бұрын
well, i guess i won’t be going to the scug crab anytime soon.
@Purple_arti Жыл бұрын
Oh yes you will scav :)
@LooffyBagels Жыл бұрын
@@Purple_arti no. no won’t. i’m toning to the tin can across the street. they don’t have a chef who serves bombs in their burgers there.
@Purple_arti Жыл бұрын
@@LooffyBagels oh are you talking about the sh** restaurant across the street. that place is worse
@LooffyBagels Жыл бұрын
@@Purple_arti sure the weird wet mouse on cocaine is always running around but i can deal with it. the eggs there aren’t actually half bad once you try them.
@Purple_arti Жыл бұрын
@@LooffyBagels I tried the egg and it f***ing made me vomit also time to die scav 🗡
@Ghost-510-z2z Жыл бұрын
hmmm yes, explosive burger
@Fluff_gobocat Жыл бұрын
LET THEM COOK
@pikerpl111 ай бұрын
Artificer becoming wide just made my day!
@luizbento6240 Жыл бұрын
Let him cook
@Purple_arti Жыл бұрын
Arti is a girl so it's her also yes let her cook
@Green241529 ай бұрын
hey at least the bread's still, you know, bread
@maplefoxxo Жыл бұрын
I can't wait to make an arti amv when I finish her campaign... GL with your pmv! Vey excited
@fluffyfox5579 Жыл бұрын
Bro, thats What gives it that extra Kick my man, its yummy too
@miimows Жыл бұрын
i like plankton's voice for gourm way too much
@Cowboybeardie Жыл бұрын
Let him cook Edit:these idiots are really crying because I said let HIM cook lmao
@Purple_arti Жыл бұрын
Arti is a girl so it's her
@official-obama10 ай бұрын
Did someone really still think that Arti is a man? For someone who still think that is Arti man: in Inv ending, for stupid, creators called Artificer mather slugcat. That this people which still think that artificer is a man make me so annoyed. People please stop it and start thinking farther then just your wants.
@queenchaosyet Жыл бұрын
LET ‘EM COOK 🔥🔥
@Enot_rainworld Жыл бұрын
I would still eat that, it would have a kick to it
@Purple_arti Жыл бұрын
Ya I would eat it too
@Enot_rainworld Жыл бұрын
@@Purple_arti probably would taste spicy, with a bit of death in it
@Purple_arti Жыл бұрын
@@Enot_rainworld I think it would have a LOT more death in it cuz that's a firecracker in the burger
@Enot_rainworld Жыл бұрын
@@Purple_arti mmmmmm idk man I'd say theres more spicy to death ratio
@Purple_arti Жыл бұрын
@@Enot_rainworld okay what ever as long it kills the scavs am happy
@MaxwellCatAlphonk Жыл бұрын
Artis face is priceless but funny l9l
@DarelltheBarrel Жыл бұрын
Bombastic scuglat
@Local_Scavengers5 ай бұрын
0/10, never visiting this restaurant again. One of the employees tried to kaboom me
@RealFruitKat Жыл бұрын
Oh my goodness.
@Whydoiexisthere- Жыл бұрын
Don’t tell her the restaurant attended slugpups, she just killed at least 23
@J0hnB09 Жыл бұрын
She specifically targets scavengers.
@Purple_arti Жыл бұрын
let me cook I swear it will happen aga-uhhhhhh.. nnnot happen again
@86self Жыл бұрын
Pipebomb,‼️
@maplefoxxo Жыл бұрын
lmMFAOAOAOAOA THIS IS AMAZN HAHAHAHA
@Purple_arti Жыл бұрын
Chupapi Munyanyo
@thejadewizard6178 Жыл бұрын
Don't let her cook.
@Purple_arti Жыл бұрын
NO *LET HER COOK*
@JNJNRobin1337 Жыл бұрын
interesting i dont know if it would work, but atleast experiment and find out
@cats-a-lot3609 Жыл бұрын
I lovethis Video hehehe
@Manahina1 Жыл бұрын
isnt the bombs like arti's saliva or something else?