DO NOT PLAY THIS GAME - Trap Adventure 2

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[@superjangames]

*"I'll slow clap your mum in her own house."* *"Do we need to have a word?"* Omfg.

[@littlealexander7221]

SuperJanGames “we’ve had a conversation about the t word, your not allowed to say teasing”

[@oliviacrandall6882]

Ladydoor

[@devinward461]

Olivia C FEMALE EXIT

[@elewasajna4904]

I'm such a demon phannie that I thought he said " I'll slow clap your bum in our own house" I need holy water

[@kairashare2857]

elewa Sajna The bible app is free

[@kettlecliff]

I'm so here for Phil legitimately helping Dan with his anger

[@caitystrydom3594]

Same

[@isaacahern3660]

me too

[@nicoleschnapp]

L.ED Creates me too

[@antha6906]

It’s my new aesthetic

[@camilatoledosepulveda8454]

When Phil sang to him I just lost it, they're so cute 😍

[@emmalarssonart9396]

I love how Phil is Dan’s anger management therapist, ”you can do this dan” ”I believe in you” *Dan calms down for 0.0001 secs and then he bursts out in flames, once again*

[@CC-sq1kf]

Just listening to Phil calming down Dan while listening to Marilyn Manson and Metallica

[@Magnus833]

Dan is on fire

[@katinakeks]

He reminds me of hades in hercules tbh

[@weirdguy4948]

I think he sometimes makes it worst tho 😅

[@emib333]

Trashlord_Skywalker02 same

[@biancaelliot3526]

he protecc he attacc but most importantly he eat his phone as a snacc

[@blueshellgaming2784]

O h w o w

[@name-ip8ih]

Lmao That's the only he protecc...meme that is actually funny.

[@ElyOrSomething]

I'm dead

[@lqu]

and his friend's a huge hypochondriacc

[@ebbie2595]

"Dad." "I want to bite your ear." "I'm gonna hold you right." "Ball fun- swing it around a bit, then go home." "I believe in ya." *clutches Dan's shoulders* a.k.a. the things phil did/said in this video that made everyone cry.

[@aditisrivastava9226]

50% of the shippers dropped down dead, scientists can't explain.

[@mackenziem3899]

ItsmeEllie 25 you forgot zena warrior princess is inside you

[@bleaky8885]

*Craft

[@lilly720]

Phil: I wanna bite your ear and rip it off and eat it *donate a dollar a day, and save a Daniel in need*

[@ninukabaghaturia9546]

Sarcastic_Sunshine LOLOLOL

[@kellimay6106]

He just wants to make sure dan can’t hear with him because he will be deaf by the end of the year if this keeps up 😂

[@eunicesea]

phil, when dan dies: "alright, give me the phone. my turn." phil, when phil dies: "no! that didn't count, let me have another go."

[@emilylovett1625]

Eunice Escobar Me in the bbackground: Me too Phil, me too.

[@sksury3067]

ME

[@samanthahenley8284]

peak younger sibling energy

[@finnevitable]

For a second I thought this was about *them* dying, not the lil guy... I need more sleep

[@dddmn]

@@samanthahenley8284 ironically phil is older than dan 💀

[@becomingpneuma]

“don’t eat your phone..well it’s waterproof so maybe go ahead” should i be concerned about phil?

[@qk5306]

Probably...

[@PulseOfTheMaggie]

Love the Slipknot reference ;)

[@charlotterhodes395]

"Don't you slow clap me" "I'll slow clap your Mum in her own house" *Phil Lester, oh.my.god*

[@time67lap51]

PhanHowlter that's how they are

[@livdanielle]

What time was thah at

[@raehargis9420]

It’s because we keep making them play rage games

[@sofiazvolanek6688]

He went to the Dean Winchester school of inventing comebacks on the spot.

[@ellabirak3444]

Dan: You need to keep holding, right ? Phil: i'll hold *you* right What kind of threat is that ?

[@whyismimotaken9351]

Or a punishment later in bed. Just a friendly suggestion.

[@PuffyWuzHere]

😂 I can't breath

[@queenquno7239]

A nice one

[@coolcatlover]

omg when was this i didn’t hear it oof

[@kujikawathemeekmage3640]

• whatismylife161 • - just stop

[@areliasnow1755]

" *I want to bite your ear* " " *I'll hold you right* " 'nuff said

[@piercetvenjoyer2003]

alrighty then

[@akras_a]

That hits

[@dangermenatwork]

@Jessie Jenkins *cough* exactly the same *cough*

[@ietjesiobhan]

Phil gently placing his hands on Dans shoulders to call him makes me feel things and also where can I order my personal Phil for all the university-induced stress I'm going through on a daily basis?

[@undomyhead4557]

I think all university students deserve a personal Phil to calm us down

[@ArtsyMate]

Imagine, just before the dead heat of finals, having a huge school sleepover (Tyler Oakley style). It would be so much fun and so stress-relieving.

[@ietjesiobhan]

Undomyhead we definitely do

[@alexrightnow2531]

Yeah forget stress mushrooms we need stress phils

[@carlietaylor9037]

Dan: I’m not going to scream. Also Dan: *AAAAAAHHHHHHH* *WHAT THE FUCK*

[@alexisozuna1642]

I just love how in almost every video of 2018 Dan has to say " do i need to have a word with you?"

[@manartm9096]

Wolfy2016 11 2018 mood

[@alexandriadelane2433]

I'm ganna make a compilation of every time phil dropped the innuendo bomb during 2018 Coming this summer!

[@jordandaniels577]

Youve heard of "soft and neat" now get ready for M O I S T A N D F L A K E Y

[@bloomwrites]

*NoOo*

[@ayuayusitdown9810]

words for my face

[@akras_a]

Please no I'm begging you

[@butterfard]

😏

[@jaderatliff179]

@@ayuayusitdown9810 Same

[@arvelic1487]

Dan is an accurate representation of gaming rage

[@chocoholic7719]

Rachma NK Dan is the literal embodiment of gaming rage

[@livlmao508]

“I’ll slow clap your mum in her own house” Phil wtf

[@lilovelyan]

" 'No deaths Phily' thats gonna be on my gravestone" well....that seems a bit ironic doesn't it?

[@christiandjay8465]

zero deaths

[@reegodlevska4760]

ZERO DEFFS

[@brookeaxelson8904]

zEro DEATHS

[@Bee-io1ih]

That along with "oh Phil there was never a better king of the universe" and Dan with his "ugh"

[@hollycolman3572]

@lilovelyan very ironic 😂

[@sourwallflower]

the more he represses his frustration, the more enraged he is by the end. Just let it all out Danny boi

[@earl_gay]

+//Emily Lovett\\ i have this track in my head on a permanent loop i swear down

[@Echos.Art.Corner]

"You get more adventures every day, don't you Phil?" * softest voice ever * "Thank you!" Me: * flails and sobs *

[@jessicafromaustralia5790]

Sky'sTheLimit flails and crafts

[@v1et.nh1]

"2018 my goal is to not scream" - Dan Howell *flashbacks to Getting Over It*

[@regret6222]

"I'll hold you *right* " and other sentences Phil has said

[@Bee-io1ih]

D: "Scoop your mums pastry into my bowl P: Shut up! Stop doing my pastry! D:You need to hold right P: I'll hold you right! You guys just killed the Phandom in less than 5 seconds

[@emilylovett1625]

Brogan Bell *dies instantaneously*

[@tiredandobsessed7087]

I was looking for this comment

[@philseyelash6087]

Brogan Bell yaass boo it's kayla

[@Bee-io1ih]

Kayla Wolfinger you brat😂 jk love you Eliza

[@huntressheart374]

Not to mention Phil saying dad

[@amoskalczyn]

Just when you think Dan didn't have any more rage in him after "Getting Over It" AND "The Impossible Quiz"

[@daphneedelisha5698]

"I wanna bite your ear and rip it off and eat it" "I'll hold you right" "Xena Warrior princess is inside you" What the hell is Phil in this video

[@tristanmiller9571]

Xena Warrior Princess

[@B4BYST4RC4NDY]

not advertiser friendly, that’s what he is

[@sampadawadekar]

"I believe I'm a ball, I DONT WANNA TOUCH THE WALL" ~Daniel Howell, 2018

[@makaylad8987]

Honestly I love how Phil could easily calm Dan down :)

[@myaspencer3434]

The zoom ins on this vid are on point

[@antoniahernandez8776]

“I’ll hold you right” -Phil Lester 2018

[@vanezatorres2064]

I could hear Dan’s scream before even clicking on the video

[@jackiea.4851]

Vaneza Torres SAME

[@oliviabennington8551]

same

[@nicoleschnapp]

Vaneza Torres ok but me

[@Bee-io1ih]

Phil: *scowls Dan for the C word Dan: *Silently cringes and dies inside about Phil saying "tease" 😆

[@Soggy_Corb]

Brogan Bell to be fair, that word should be considered a swear.

[@BelaCurcio]

how do you guys make such consistently good content every single time?? Natural talent I stg

[@artnerd3727]

i misread "natural talent I stg" as "natural talent leg"

[@ludi8190]

oh hi Bella I saw you comment on the Cards Against Humanity vid. Nice to see you again👋

[@brie]

“In 2018, my goal is not to scream.” That was ruined in the first video this year.

[@samar9817]

things phil said in this video: “dad” “i want to bite your ear” “i’ll hold you right” “ I believe in you “ Okay then ...

[@jasminemunn2761]

😂

[@savannahrandall5733]

YES

[@anm8001]

"Zeno warrior princess is inside you"

[@gabbyprotractor9391]

can’t forget about “just sniff the ball”

[@krisppi7077]

i love phil so much omg HAHAHAKDJDKD

[@elluminates_edits]

"Buy a bath bomb and eat it." Dan, Patrick told us not to eat them remember?

[@Sofia-tf4ic]

BlackVeilBrides BandTrash I LOVE YOU! OMFGBYES

[@sunshinewabby]

JARED LOVES THE CRONCH (cries because nobody gets the reference)

[@ericka8958]

Ah, my fellow emos. I see we come across eachother again...

[@elluminates_edits]

Ryden Trash yes

[@mercy8601]

Jared loves the cronch is all I thought too, don’t worry, you’re not alone

[@tessa.wright2016]

“I want to bite your ear And rip it off And eat it” - Phil Lester 2018

[@MissAnthrope]

"I wanna bite your ear and rip it off and eat it" - Hannibal Lester

[@charliemcfadden5882]

thats his name

[@massielangel9739]

Eener9Lilly haven’t you heard of Hannibal Lector?

[@r.j.penfold]

If Dan said that instead of Phil would it be Dannibal Lector?

[@the_emo_666]

MissAnthrope Dannibal Lester

[@noahthelemon7772]

Phannibal Lester ;)

[@Anna-zz5fq]

*Dan high pitch screams* Phil: “Shh, everyone’s headphones are exploding.” Me: Phil, sweetheart, that literally happens every video

[@ellacarden5350]

Phil said “teased it around” at least 10000 times lol

[@A-_-A.]

Ella Carden lmao whenever he said that it reminded me of that ignition song ×)

[@Audrey-ge2uo]

Ella Carden I can't stop thinking about the "We've had a conversation about the T word"

[@SilverLining]

"I think I'm gonna find this funnier than I am hard." Did I hear that correctly?

[@lilyryan3146]

Yes, but he meant he would find it funnier than he would find it difficult. It was just worded really badly lol

[@Starpower320]

Daniel you've literally screamed in every video in 2018, give up on this futile goal of yours

[@abbiefriddle9388]

Ash true

[@clarasnotlikely]

Ash they're kind of calling it with the games they decided to play...

[@loafed3064]

Ash He needs to play Unfair Mario

[@jademartin3191]

“No deaths Phily is gonna be on my gravestone” umm Phil

[@mac5895]

Lol! I know right!

[@hihello-zh7qy]

I thought it was “there was never a better king of the universe “

[@leirawhitehart1236]

The irony of that statement.

[@MrsAddictedsoul]

Zero death

[@emmabaeseman]

If Dan says his goal is to not scream, that means turn the volume down from the start

[@andrewbilango]

Phil's new vocabulary: TEASING

[@Bee-io1ih]

Andrew Chibigere at least "sound barrier" is no longer a thing🤗

[@seanm9306]

“No deaths Phillie. It’s what’s they’re gonna call me. It’s what’s gonna be on my grave stone” Uh phil

[@Zoe-gd1lq]

Sean M I can’t stop laughing! 😂😂

[@kittycat7471]

I love that

[@rachelwalker3017]

Sean M best thing ever honestly

[@kendallgold-rappe2527]

“no...don’t eat your phone. well it is waterproof, so maybe go ahead.” phils my hero

[@imnotsuspiciousshh]

Let's all give Phil a big thank you for keeping Dan mostly sane in this video.

[@t.k.000]

TAKE A MOMENT TO APPRECIATE HOW CUTE DAN IS WITH HIS HAIR I KNOW THIS ALREADY HAPPENED BUT WHAT

[@mackenzielaking]

Terri.K he looks so good in this video

[@vye6737]

"I want to bite your ear. And rip it off. And eat it" Phil is there something you want to talk to us about

[@mocchite]

he wants to vore dan

[@pjay268]

He has a kink and he is being open about it XD

[@TimeturnerJ]

Dark EeveeXx He's secretly been a zombie all along.

[@isabelanegoita2300]

Maybe he watched Hannibal recently...

[@baileyhxll4068]

He did call Dan dad so yanno

[@abbiesmusic6686]

Phil: "Don't you slow clap me" Dan: "I'll slow clap you whenever I want" Phil: "I'll slow clap your mum in her own house" I fucking died 😂😂😂

[@uten3490]

phil: we take turns also phil: leT ME HAVE ONE MORE GO

[@vynrichtxr]

"I'll hold *you* right" okay yeah this is fine

[@ash9667]

He protecc He attacc But most unfortunately... Dan's rage is bacc

[@nbparts9344]

It was never gone

[@keithoconnor7107]

It will never be gone

[@mio80085]

dan : *eats slipper* dan : *eats phone* dan : *eats the edgy lens*

[@gc0re112]

Your forgot the remote

[@kittykatpikachu]

lil nerd {soon} Dan: *eats universe*

[@bleaky8885]

WILL PHIL BE NEXT? _dun dun dun_

[@mio80085]

peg oh yeah

[@mio80085]

Bleaky OHMYGOSH

[@jamsnow]

Someone needs to recommend a cutesy game for them. They need chill. Hahaha

[@ChosenMango4233]

Lady Jam Snow kindergarten!

[@FierceMagic1]

Noooo this is much more fun! (for us that is)

[@jjgecko9542]

Can your pet

[@woodlandirises]

don't look at my pic I was thinking that 💀

[@ashleywong8520]

@@ChosenMango4233 absolutely!

[@jasbrown4946]

Phil called dan dad 3 times in 1 video im dieing

[@lilytealatte8927]

"I'll hold you right." PHIL YOU'RE NOT ALOUD TO WORD ANYMORE YIKES 😂

[@liyaa.3320]

LilyTeaLatte allowed

[@puffon]

HOLD ME TIGHT OR DON'T

[@alexmcdonald4707]

@@puffon CAUSE I'M PAST THE LIMITS

[@vanessahansmann2465]

**sees video title** **lowers volume**

[@angelinascarpine8399]

Vanessa Hansmann ME

[@casperfrey3809]

Vanessa Hansmann RELATABLE

[@skyrobinson5983]

Let us take a moment of silence for those brave people who had headphones on, they will never be the same again.

[@burning.1658]

Announcement Moose I am sadly one of those people

[@kmacgregor1733]

Thank you

[@kaleamacon8631]

I think my ears are actually bleeding

[@soniapereira3527]

I made the stupid mistake of putting on headphones after dan said that he wasn’t going to scream

[@earl_gay]

my ears are sweating

[@Bee-io1ih]

In seconds Phil yelled the following "Yeast!" "That's Tasty" Dad!"

[@charlotte-qm2xh]

phil: dan!dan!dan!*dad!* *throws phone across the room*

[@bethanyhunt1752]

umm trash what time???

[@axel8273]

I died

[@charlotte-qm2xh]

sorry idk

[@rachelm1113]

“I wanna bit your ear. And rip it off. And eat it.” Phanfic in the making

[@ktony859]

Dear God please no...

[@wdrew04]

Abigail Cheese oh god no

[@elimina7e]

The ear fic

[@reqwquinuwu650]

No s T O P

[@B4BYST4RC4NDY]

link it when ur done

[@lizzapotter5928]

Dan: You’re not allowed to say teasing Phil: *says teasing about 50 more times*

[@telesha8902]

2:16 😂😂🤣 "let me try again" " *slow claps* " "don't you slow clap me" "i'll slow clap you whenever i want" "i'll slow clap your mum in her own house"

[@izucaii]

Dan: my New Years resolution is to not scream Dan and Phil GAMES: **plays the most aggravating games possible**

[@m0nnie_]

ThunderMist 36 *RIGHT?!*

[@erinslps]

Is Phil behind this? 😂

[@muskaanrajpal8895]

Dan judging us at the end is what I am living for.

[@arlethmejia7979]

I enjoyed seeing dan eat his phone, this is the content I live for

[@Peachy_Soda]

I really love how phil encourages dan and tries to calm him down is so cute

[@jessica-ls3tc]

Every time DanAndPhilGAMES posts I immediately remove my headphones and turn down the volume

[@franziska9260]

Same

[@kelseagoodsidevlogs7293]

Jessica same

[@morganx5570]

I think we all do

[@lst1648]

Yep XD

[@abigailfuller7815]

wtf you're so good at being noticed wtf i am wtf-ing

[@electraheart5967]

"Are you.. whatever" "F-fish" *iconic*

[@lisawurschmidt2937]

Lmao

[@viliinaj7531]

Phil is definitely being extremely inappropriate in this one

[@Soggy_Corb]

Viliina J when is he not tbh?

[@marijaspiroska4834]

'I'll hold you right' ...ok

[@cixi97]

Dan: okay Phil, you have a patience problem also Dan: *screams and eats his phone *

[@squirrelofealdor8332]

Phil calming Dan calmed me

[@itsthechocopuffx7454]

the spontaneous "he's one thicc jump" at 2:39 killed me

[@christina2077]

2018: the year when dan still screams despite his resolution just in a higher voice

[@ava467]

This whole video is just Dan slowly going insane

[@ALogicalConclusion]

This whole channel is just Dan slowly going insane

[@clarasnotlikely]

sideworld well. I was just about to say that

[@ghastleefiles760]

Isn't that all the videos..

[@ceekayski]

Correction- I think you meant Every video

[@irislovett]

*FOR 2018 MY GOAL IS TO NOT SCREAM* (lowers down volume)

[@destiny-li8xd]

same tbh

[@imcherylynn]

Likewise

[@ellebell07]

we must protecc dans ear

[@avnikalangutkar]

Miku sama we've gotta protecc our ears first

[@user-qr7mp4ne9b]

Yes, Dan *"remains calm''* in this video.

[@Vanessa-js2yv]

Dan: For 2018 my goal is not to scream. Yeah and my goal is to stop Procrastinating. We all have those goals we never follow through Dan.

[@frasertheboii1628]

Dan: I’m not going to scream this year Phil: let’s play the most frustrating games of all time!!!

[@publicserviceannouncement7516]

Phil saying yeet is my new aesthetic

[@Kat-PM]

“You get more and more inventive everyday, Phil” “Thank you!” Phil sounded so genuinely happy 😭❤️

[@A-_-A.]

*I BeLiEvE i'M a BaLl I DON'T WANT TO TOUCH THE WALL*

[@desikho]

“Sniff the ball”

[@catherinepoteat]

.................... wHAT wAS tHAT eYEBROW tHING aT tHE bEGINNING dAN!?

[@biancaself1787]

Phil: *dies over and over again* “I’ve gone to a serene place!” I’m crying! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@rae8750]

does phil ever realize how many innuendos he makes?

[@endelvelt7650]

Rachel Wang yes I pretty sure he does

[@aleksandraa5146]

Dan: "I believe I'm a ball, I DON'T WANNA TOUCH THE WALL!!!!!!!" Beautiful xD :D

[@user-hi8sw2yk3c]

Hopeless Survivor How can he sing in times of crisis so beautifully? I don’t understand

[@2002stylan]

8:03 ITS BEEN NINE MONTHS AND I ONLY JUST REALISED “sniff the ball” PHIL WHAT

[@charlottawhitfield]

Phil singing Björk is my favourite thing

[@lauraeleven7417]

frustrated dan goes shouty, frustrated phil gets bitey

[@nbparts9344]

WhaT aRe yoU iMplYinG

[@jessica-yz1si]

what we learned: 2018 will *NOT* be the year Phil thinks before he speaks.

[@adristein84]

yep agreed. but that just ups his adorableness!

[@MilfLvr420]

Jessica Lutgen what a shame, I thought that was 2017

[@telesha8902]

10:55 "i'll hold you right" 😂🤣

[@archie7357]

I thought Phil said 'I think we should have a goat each' and I lost it 😂

[@ren-lx4jo]

It didn’t work because you didn’t give each other a ‘moosage’

[@rainyskye8323]

"We've had a conversation about the t-word. You're not allowed to say teasing." I wOnDeR wHy DaNnY

[@laylahdabney8106]

Phil: don’t do *blank* Dan: I’ll do *blank* whenever I want Phil: I’ll *blank* your mum... Typical Dan and Phil speak

[@pekoeji]

whoever created this game is actually the definition of EVIL

[@jirenfullpower6738]

Gabriella tch

[@jackiea.4851]

tbh im jungshook

[@agustdemy1530]

hi armyy