Do Not Read: Raccoon Family Pets, The New Hot Dog Cookbook

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The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

7 жыл бұрын

Jimmy shares some books you probably should avoid reading this year, including 100 Games for One Player.
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Do Not Read: Raccoon Family Pets, The New Hot Dog Cookbook
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@dougbreese2238
@dougbreese2238 7 жыл бұрын
2:52 It's actually "GREAT Train Wrecks of Eastern Pennsylvania" which is much funnier... implies that they sifted out the duds before writing... in other news, I don't have much going on in my life...
@BetweenTheLyons
@BetweenTheLyons 7 жыл бұрын
His "Do Not Read" Lists are my favorite bit. Maybe because he only does one or two a year so there aren't a million of them.
@childofpersia1213
@childofpersia1213 7 жыл бұрын
That hotdog throwing bit was hilarious 🤣 3:40
@greenrobot5
@greenrobot5 6 жыл бұрын
cringy
@guyincognito5663
@guyincognito5663 6 жыл бұрын
greenrobot5, YOU are cringy! :’(
@Winteramen
@Winteramen 3 жыл бұрын
I saw your comment and was expecting something. Was still surprised
@thenerdwithoutfear8378
@thenerdwithoutfear8378 7 жыл бұрын
"100 Games for one Player" - 9. Listening;First Sentence: "This Comes under EYE GAMES because you use your EARS." - what?!?! :D
@Jed-i
@Jed-i 7 жыл бұрын
The Nerd without fear lol totally saw that and was like 'huh????'
@katiemcleod1760
@katiemcleod1760 7 жыл бұрын
I paused it and read the whole page--"Try when walking along, to simply LISTEN. You will become bemused with surprise at the number of noises you have never noticed {...} But don't try it on a main road." XD
@Winteramen
@Winteramen 3 жыл бұрын
Ngl, being a modern day person, I don't remember walking around the world, alone, and not listening to music. It might be an interesting thing to try...
@misseli1
@misseli1 7 жыл бұрын
"100 games for one player" sounds like an introvert's or anti-social's dream come true
@JJ-Malone
@JJ-Malone 7 жыл бұрын
"100 games for one player"....I'd still come 2nd!
@bonglungs4365
@bonglungs4365 7 жыл бұрын
haha now that's sad. 1+
@taylorgoetz7604
@taylorgoetz7604 3 жыл бұрын
-1 eh? lol
@jerilynnbrooks2414
@jerilynnbrooks2414 7 жыл бұрын
there's a book at target called All My Friends Are Dead.
@EmpyreanLightASMR
@EmpyreanLightASMR 3 жыл бұрын
Jeri Lynn Brooks you should film it and post it 😂
@BabyPinkMonsoon
@BabyPinkMonsoon 7 жыл бұрын
I wonder if Train Wrecks of Eastern Pennsylvania was written before or after my birth.
@ericbrown1101
@ericbrown1101 6 жыл бұрын
Is it bad that I would totally buy that book?
@viksaggu9085
@viksaggu9085 4 жыл бұрын
I have so many questions about your trains!!
@pruray
@pruray 4 жыл бұрын
Isn't the movie unstoppable based on a true story in Pennsylvania?
@GTanya07
@GTanya07 7 жыл бұрын
"100 games for one player" LOL it's just sad 😂😂😂
@bonglungs4365
@bonglungs4365 7 жыл бұрын
if i could go back in time i would go back and give that book to myself..
@lydialestage9640
@lydialestage9640 7 жыл бұрын
Perfect for and only child lol
@thebitchisback2392
@thebitchisback2392 7 жыл бұрын
Tanya Sparrow Being an introvert I would love that book. I get bored sometimes and need new things to entertain me.
@GTanya07
@GTanya07 7 жыл бұрын
The bitch is back ! thank God we have gadgets now
@LordAaronus
@LordAaronus 6 жыл бұрын
Obvs one game is to write stories for that cookbook
@dunbar9finger
@dunbar9finger 5 жыл бұрын
Try freeze framing at 1:38 and actually read the start of the Listening game: "This comes under Eye Games because you use your ears. That's Logic".
@iamthatis3587
@iamthatis3587 4 жыл бұрын
The hotdog catch xD I had to watch it multiple times. This is why i believe gallon has the best late night show: RANDOM SKITS
@JxT1957
@JxT1957 7 жыл бұрын
when i saw this i went on ebay and found that same hot dog cook book and bought it. $5 used
@Liberanimus
@Liberanimus 7 жыл бұрын
Lentil soup with hot dogs is actually quite good.
@terriebiggs1983
@terriebiggs1983 7 жыл бұрын
I had submitted this because before Christmas I offered the gift of all my books on free on Kindle. In my haste to update them, I mistakenly uploaded the contents of "Culinary Delights" to "Some Trails Never End" which was downloaded worldwide. I was humiliated but decided to have some fun with it, so I sent that goof to the "do not read list" to Jimmy. I guess any press is good press, so thank you for the national exposure.
@noahwright8109
@noahwright8109 7 жыл бұрын
I just imagine the kid playing one of the games, and being like "Look how much fun I'm having!" *Laughs slowly turn into cries*
@irynakalychak6821
@irynakalychak6821 5 жыл бұрын
The trick at the end was the most impressive.
@gladnox
@gladnox 7 жыл бұрын
"100 games for one player" or as I call it "Games for Introverts"
@flyslyw
@flyslyw 7 жыл бұрын
LMAO @ "Listening"
@michellemabelle8298
@michellemabelle8298 4 жыл бұрын
This book isn't that sad, lets look at one of the games LISTENING😭💀
@rustydaranger
@rustydaranger 4 жыл бұрын
The word of wisdom was, don't own a buffalo farm unless you're prepared to be trampled
@cecilia7259
@cecilia7259 3 жыл бұрын
thanks for the explanation
@TsukiNaito1
@TsukiNaito1 4 жыл бұрын
Great, now I really want a hot dog.
@olapopawska8456
@olapopawska8456 7 жыл бұрын
Haha I actually liked playing alone when I was a kid, so could use that book :D
@ceci8947
@ceci8947 6 жыл бұрын
YO I LIVE IN EASTERN PENNSYLVANIA 😂 I feel so proud
@cassandraheffernan1898
@cassandraheffernan1898 7 жыл бұрын
Love this haha i need that racoon book in my life :) :)
@kingdavey90
@kingdavey90 7 жыл бұрын
cassandra heffernan , it'd probably help me with my pet Possum.
@whocares6698
@whocares6698 2 жыл бұрын
Could have used that 100 games book when I was a kid , I got by with playing monopoly and clue by myself
@michellegulden1052
@michellegulden1052 2 жыл бұрын
The child on the front of '100 games for one player' looks like Jeff Cohen.
@oscarnunez9025
@oscarnunez9025 7 жыл бұрын
He's finger looks so funny 😂
@kelvin2kgaming179
@kelvin2kgaming179 6 жыл бұрын
1:14 I definitely need this
@fowmoufpunk
@fowmoufpunk 6 жыл бұрын
You mean Train Wrecks of Eastern Pennsylvania isn't the life story of Jerry Sandusky?
@professorswaggamuffin7572
@professorswaggamuffin7572 4 жыл бұрын
I think we should have more racoons as pets. And I could use 100 games for 1 player because I only can think of solitaire.
@henrold__
@henrold__ 6 жыл бұрын
Anyone notice that when they show the listening page for "100 games for one player" the page says, "This one falls under 'Eye Games' because you use your ears."
@LoLo-654
@LoLo-654 5 жыл бұрын
The kid who plays 100 games alone will have a drink with raccoons when he grows up
@readingnomad7045
@readingnomad7045 6 жыл бұрын
I'll take the book about Glass collecting. I thought it looked kinda cool.
@stephenstrang590
@stephenstrang590 7 жыл бұрын
Listening should be taught to be honest.
@viksaggu9085
@viksaggu9085 5 жыл бұрын
Stephen Strang it’s not a game though!!
@kevinfromsales6842
@kevinfromsales6842 7 жыл бұрын
grilled cheese with hotdogs is so damn good.
@picklepoe4480
@picklepoe4480 2 жыл бұрын
Yum a grilled cheese w hot dogs... That actually sounds good!
@bigtimetorifan
@bigtimetorifan 7 жыл бұрын
What the ??!! How the heck Higgins catch that dog in his mouth??!
@dcmslife3772
@dcmslife3772 6 жыл бұрын
I'm wondering the exact same thing.
@DavidM-um2uk
@DavidM-um2uk 5 жыл бұрын
They reversed the video for that gag
@guepardiez
@guepardiez 4 жыл бұрын
@@DavidM-um2uk So then the question becomes how did they take the hotdog out of his mouth in a way that made it go upwards.
@Riconnaissance
@Riconnaissance 3 жыл бұрын
03:36 change to playback speed X2. Repeat and repeat and repeat and....lol
@HariOmRadhaKrishna
@HariOmRadhaKrishna 3 жыл бұрын
100 Games for 1 Player went to #1 with single people during the 2020 quarantine
@tonywrestles2
@tonywrestles2 7 жыл бұрын
I don't know if I adore hot dogs, but there have been times when I've been jonesing for one so badly I'd almost literally kill for one.
@Aj-rj1wy
@Aj-rj1wy 5 жыл бұрын
Poor Joanne 😂
@imaginarymask
@imaginarymask 7 жыл бұрын
I just saw that raccoon book Monday at goodwill
@TheCoppoy
@TheCoppoy 4 жыл бұрын
Was waiting for CAPTCHA joke
@VoyageOne1
@VoyageOne1 7 жыл бұрын
100 games for one player - listening 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@lionasquires3014
@lionasquires3014 5 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@simplytierresistable
@simplytierresistable 7 жыл бұрын
I HATE hot dogs. Like, I'd rather eat a bug than a hot dog... and part of that comes from my mom putting chopped up hot dog in my mac and cheese. It's soooo wrong!! blech.
@Maria-ff8jx
@Maria-ff8jx 7 жыл бұрын
The lady on raccoon family pets looks like a blonde Kim K
@Taylor-vy2gg
@Taylor-vy2gg 7 жыл бұрын
Wow, hotdog editing skills on point #theCarrotFromMatildatheMovie
@devincherry6891
@devincherry6891 6 жыл бұрын
I bet that train wrecks book is off the rails...
@sashrill
@sashrill 5 жыл бұрын
how is listening a game for one player....isnt that just eavesdropping.....
@33MarciS
@33MarciS 7 жыл бұрын
Pause the video at 1:36. You can tell it's an old book, but the next to the last paragraph is great. 😂 I never liked this game. My teachers tried to get me to play it all the time. I always lost.
@dsma06
@dsma06 7 жыл бұрын
100 games to play with your hot dog?
@khurleybirdie
@khurleybirdie 7 жыл бұрын
Marina was definitely the one that suggested the raccoon family pets
@Erin-rb1ti
@Erin-rb1ti 7 жыл бұрын
Just so you know-- that story about Joanne Price is true. Please don't laugh about what happened to her. She was an amazing woman and piano teacher- and was my piano teacher for several years. I spent lots of time at her house gardening and visiting with her. She was trampled by a buffalo but she survived that very well. I visited her in the hospital after that happened. She passed away just a couple years ago. She was a phenomenal woman, teacher, pianist, and friend. Rest in peace.
@EroSennin404
@EroSennin404 7 жыл бұрын
Erin Stauffer I really don't know why...but...I read this in Morgan Freeman's voice...and...my condolences...
@Erin-rb1ti
@Erin-rb1ti 7 жыл бұрын
Thank you Ero- I appreciate that. Morgan Freeman's voice is amazing! I know Jimmy was just trying to be funny- but I don't like laughing at someone suffering. Normally I love all of his videos.
@reannameridith2741
@reannameridith2741 7 жыл бұрын
if it makes you feel better, I'm a hardcore fallon fan.......but that was a terrible joke. it's just the wording on on the page. Starts off light..... and goes straight to injury without much of the story.... but still, it's in bad taste. furthermore, I usually LOVE the "do not" videos but, sincerely, THIS one was all 'round LAME. I'm sure she was a nice lady😇😆
@Erin-rb1ti
@Erin-rb1ti 7 жыл бұрын
Reanna Meridith totally! i am with you there. normally love all his videos.. this one just seemed a bit off. just weird that i knew the lady that he talks about!
@eatprayloveify
@eatprayloveify 7 жыл бұрын
I don't get the impression he was making fun of what happened to her but the fact that the author of the cook book included that side note. It is kind of strange and personal detail to include.
@arsham7098
@arsham7098 6 жыл бұрын
I am Persian and there is nothing in my country called Iranian carrot
@tthappyrock368
@tthappyrock368 6 жыл бұрын
Rather than an actual Iranian dish, it's probably something somebody made up and the geographic reference sounded good to the person who came up with it.
@jameswilliams8623
@jameswilliams8623 3 жыл бұрын
Pupper days
@amandageyman8033
@amandageyman8033 5 жыл бұрын
lol I eat grilled cheese with hot dogs all the time, it's gooood
@garyth3snail847
@garyth3snail847 6 жыл бұрын
My name is Gary...
@philippegauvin-vallee9371
@philippegauvin-vallee9371 7 жыл бұрын
3:30
@ranjanbiswas3233
@ranjanbiswas3233 4 жыл бұрын
I actually read that " Train Wrecks in Eastern Pennsylvania" IT'S NOT FUNNY BOOK.
@KaterinaTalantliva
@KaterinaTalantliva 7 жыл бұрын
yeah you can listen and hear beasts, buldozers, brays, bleets and, of course, boys))) where do you live!!?!?)))
@ObiWanBillKenobi
@ObiWanBillKenobi 5 жыл бұрын
3:37 🌭
@menaceman9011
@menaceman9011 6 жыл бұрын
3:38 😏
@dsma06
@dsma06 7 жыл бұрын
You know you're an alcoholic when..
@jameswilliams8623
@jameswilliams8623 3 жыл бұрын
Cook book
@iluvdissheet
@iluvdissheet 6 жыл бұрын
Corny....i cane for the roots! #bestbandonLateNight
@TheCarrifaery
@TheCarrifaery 7 жыл бұрын
somehow after pizzagate, this sketch doesn't go down so easily.
@TheCarrifaery
@TheCarrifaery 7 жыл бұрын
and that kid on the cover of "100 games for 1 Player" looks way too much like the kid in The Shining, a notable film about pedophilia. wtf late show? this is creepy.
@jameswilliams8623
@jameswilliams8623 3 жыл бұрын
I got no friends
@ChrisPayneHBTW
@ChrisPayneHBTW 7 жыл бұрын
Adults can't adore Hot Dogs, they have to adoggydore them
@pulle88
@pulle88 7 жыл бұрын
too short !
@taylorgoetz7604
@taylorgoetz7604 3 жыл бұрын
manx superbike
@jameswilliams8623
@jameswilliams8623 3 жыл бұрын
God iam dead now
@hannanehstm9514
@hannanehstm9514 4 жыл бұрын
What is problem with iranian carrot?
@cassandraTPWK
@cassandraTPWK 6 жыл бұрын
Wait, ya'll... What happened to Jimmy's finger??? Does anyone know or should I just Google it?
@kaetiijay1853
@kaetiijay1853 6 жыл бұрын
whyyyyyy do they all use tahoma for the cover font lmao
@diehardrvdfan22
@diehardrvdfan22 5 жыл бұрын
Sounds like someone is studying typography.
@Yasin_SK
@Yasin_SK 7 жыл бұрын
Hi
@pierrejackson318
@pierrejackson318 7 жыл бұрын
im leaving nbc next spring
@weasley2o13
@weasley2o13 2 жыл бұрын
Getting drunk with a raccoon is my next life goal I swear.
@brendoge
@brendoge 7 жыл бұрын
Coming straight from a Conan video about fake coffee table books, you would swear some of these were created by the same writers.
@CrapAt0ItsBest
@CrapAt0ItsBest 7 жыл бұрын
Brendan P lmao best
@Robert-dv2ot
@Robert-dv2ot 7 жыл бұрын
Fallon's segment is better because they are real books. Conan's books are fake props.
@kattoo99
@kattoo99 7 жыл бұрын
There are still libraries?
@MARKedMAN1836
@MARKedMAN1836 7 жыл бұрын
Amanda Seyfried is a trainwreck from east Pennsylvania... I wonder if she was in the book...
@AllNBAChronicles
@AllNBAChronicles 7 жыл бұрын
here with 31 views
@DavoodWadi
@DavoodWadi 7 жыл бұрын
Jesse Kennedy, that's a hell of a thing to put on your resume.
@papug4627
@papug4627 7 жыл бұрын
Second :D
@pac771
@pac771 7 жыл бұрын
i feel that fallons banda is terrible
@haqilv3829
@haqilv3829 7 жыл бұрын
fourth
@khaliefharjono5091
@khaliefharjono5091 7 жыл бұрын
First comment
@manwhodrinksbeer
@manwhodrinksbeer 7 жыл бұрын
Late night bit without mentioning trump once. Fake bit. Sad. Also, overrated and failing hot dogs. Sad.
@avintagejewel
@avintagejewel 7 жыл бұрын
Sad sad book
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