Hashtags:

[@shellr3872]

I used to have a roomate that slept with a hair dryer ON, pointed at his head!!! Then he had said our eletric bill was too high, because I was doing too much laundry!

[@globalwarmhugs7741]

Shell R omg. That's just plain abuse of power!

[@motheraiya]

WHAT

[@thisistherevolt]

+Ange Waters I see what you did there.

[@flortho2440]

WATT

[@flortho2440]

I feel like we're owed more explanation for this. WHY?

[@peggygibbons479]

My friend's roommate was from Turkey & he thought clothes hangers were called Hookers. He left a note on the door saying, "Please bring more Hookers."

[@pieinyourfacestreax5138]

I choked 😂

[@freyja8384]

PieInYourFace #StreaX like the hookers I bet

[@pieinyourfacestreax5138]

@@freyja8384 LMAO

[@SarahLizDoan]

Peggy Gibbons lmao

[@catmomlavender3036]

My Husband is from Turkey and I've experienced this type of thing several hundred times in the past 5 years . LMAO free entertainment. Haha

[@maximeprometheas]

One evening I got back home and my flatmate was yelling "You can't keep doing that! You can't just keep disappearing like that! I get worried when I don't know where you are!" I thought he was having an argument with his girlfriend, turned out he was lecturing the cat.

[@mal2215]

That is so cute keep him, marry him honestly lock him up

[@andirandolph8830]

Maxime Prometheas I've been there many times with my own cat. I feel his distress.

[@lockergr]

If that's the strangest thing you can come up with, then you've been very lucky in the world of roommates! Mine would have "naked time" in which they sat on the couch under a sheet seemingly naked. Were they naked? I never found out because I would always instantly go into my bedroom and lock the door, declining their invites for naked TV time. They were probably f****** with me, but to this day I still don't know. It happened on multiple occasions and with up to three of my other roommates, mixed in gender.

[@annajansen6945]

ok that´s creepy. I don´t get why people enjoy "naked time" with other people. All you need is a soft-pyjama and you feel as if you were walking in your warm bed :)

[@simplymommlogical620]

Maxime Prometheas I feel this. I lecture my dogs when they jump the fence to bring us birds and squirrels.

[@jennifermurphy2662]

I thought the snail one was cute though. Thoughtful 😂😂

[@victoriatremblay2589]

Me too

[@michellebissett9900]

Right? 🤣

[@raynabruce]

Not wierd atleast

[@chasethompson9764]

Jennifer Murphy snails are actually quite fast. If they are aquatic snails at least.

[@up_on_the_clouds]

I don't know... Seems kinda disrespectful to the snail, man... May his soul eternally rest in peace

[@esmeralda6622]

“they were roommates” “omg they were roommates”

[@sommerelb8198]

Tumblr posts and ships forever, right?

[@CataRDJ]

Aaaaah I miss vine

[@aalyah2989]

I looooove vine

[@aprhjs]

Okay this made my week XD

[@urjqjvfwidimw]

*VINES*

[@augiebar9548]

where can i sign up for show-tay lessons??? Sound's legit

[@tammyelizabeth5157]

agustin barajas like really low rez jedi training

[@kaivickers166]

Tammy White - The real trick is to see if you can remain detached and unemotional while tripping over shit in the dark with projectiles attacking you (assuming you have help throwing). Notice, this is when the cat you spent half the day trying to find would decide it was time for loves. Right where you originally planned to put your foot.

[@lonernaet5112]

😂😩😭

[@LithiumThiefMusic]

I run a Sho-Tei Dojo out of a strip mall in Central Ohio

[@ethnictendo]

I actually really want this to be a legit excercise that people do. It sounds awesome! 😀 But I would never do it cuz I'm terrified of pitch-black darkness... 😅

[@katk5205]

I had a housemate break off the door handle to get into the bathroom, but it was okay because "you just have to finger it a little to get in".... she was just an innocent Catholic girl, she had no idea what people were laughing at when she was explaining that "there's no knob but it still works if you finger it until you hit the right spot". Bless her soul

[@ProfessorMM]

Amazing. What a sweet, naive gal.

[@angelick2220]

Kat K 🤣🤣🤣

[@v-botgamer3750]

that's so adorable.

[@jo-annbastings]

🤣🤣that’s a good one!

[@betamagnificus]

Well, I once woke up to my roommate crying in front of her laptop. When I asked her what was wrong she was almost ridiculously hysteric and I thought something horrible must have happened to her. Than she told be between sobs that her favourite Kpop boyband-rapper had cut his hair.

[@christinelee6760]

Caragh Moore it's was probably Jeonghan too lol

[@jewel2974]

I thought I was gonna see that she listened to the truth untold

[@youreyestell4977]

Relatable (´・ω・`)

[@anamenia3728]

@@christinelee6760 Possible, totally relatable

[@kylie4102]

Me honestly 😂😂

[@miguelduarte619]

Jimmy's roommate was for sure Sheldon cooper

[@iserith2416]

Miguel Duarte 100% sure, Leonard has a tv show now

[@mulokihna]

Eat your Cheetos with chopsticks!

[@bharadwajgoda5578]

mulokihna what about gloves?

[@spookymari9977]

I do tht with white cheddar popcorn

[@hina4500]

Or a spoon man

[@bharadwajgoda5578]

Krystal Everett There's no friction with a spoon. But it's possible to eat with a fork. But the reason I say gloves is that it's the closest he would have to deviate from socks.

[@timothyfloogle]

I do that with doritos

[@derrickvaldez1629]

My roommate last year used to practice martial arts, but he would legit punch himself back in order to be his own opponent

[@noothankyou]

derrick valdez Was your roommate also an assistant to the regional manager?

[@Tess623]

Sounds like Dwight

[@1JMAK7]

derrick valdez 😂

[@Starmadien2019]

derrick valdez I thought Dwight has a farm?

[@clevelandcbi]

And Fight Club was born...

[@simplymommlogical620]

When I was pregnant, my weird roommate used to make me a bunch of food, in my first trimester, to see if I threw up or not. He concluded that if u threw up something, the baby wouldn't like it. If I didn't throw up, he would make me that same meal for the rest of the day because, and I quote, "the baby needs to eat too". Haha. #myweirdroommate

[@anjanadevikumar]

simply mommlogical That is really sweet!

[@RogueBathory]

That actually isn’t weird at all. Kind of sweet really.

[@beckykochenburger]

That is cute ❤

[@moydibaehr7239]

Holo everyone its me christine again

[@caitlinbrewer4843]

At least he was thoughtful

[@Marco_El_Afro-Latino]

This could just as easily be a PSA about why you shouldn't use Craigslist to find a roommate.

[@blahblah2575]

Marco Juan-Pedro Sanchez lol

[@muametmemet5856]

+svadbasynetekrem

[@natgarza7276]

Marco Juan-Pedro Sanchez

[@CJ-jr4eo]

Marco Juan-Pedro Sanchez LMFAO HONESTLY

[@FlyingFez]

nice

[@jennifer9084]

" We know about those chickens" 😂 🐤🐤🐤🐤🐥🐥🐥🐣🐣🐣🐔🐔🐔🐔🐓🐓🐓

[@yayapoloo9627]

That’s damn weird

[@flowerlullaby]

Like something out of the Social Network

[@inthemix7640]

how did the chickens get into the bedroom without her knowing about it?

[@Styx_]

in themix Right? I was like how did you not notice your roommates FOUR chickens.

[@callistas1733]

Look at all those chickens !!

[@Es9954]

5:06 who snitched about the chickens tho?

[@OvSpP]

I did 😈

[@jeannethehuman2524]

Plot twist: the foreign exchange student had mastery of English and just didn’t like the play at all.

[@iluvsns]

JeanneTheHuman this is gold.

[@batterybroken]

JeanneTheHuman what’s your picture? Did you draw it?

[@clevelandcbi]

@@batterybroken If so, she's good.

[@erinb2564]

In Germany actors in drama groups sometimes believe it brings bad luck to wish someone good luck, so you say something else. So if you want to wish someone good luck, there is in fact a saying, that wishes the other person to break their neck and leg. 😋

[@pu1524]

Its in Polish wish u A good luck

[@nathanrice3890]

I have a pet snail in my aquarium. His name is Mr Sluggy.

[@starxhilmie]

pour some salt

[@motheraiya]

team 89er DO NOT DISRESPECT MR. SLUGGY

[@TheDoodLbot]

🐌💕💕

[@kpopx1539]

Lindsay Frost I SECOND THAT

[@plasticbags4240]

Nathan Rice wth😂😂😂

[@bridgetgee6748]

I love these hashtag videos!! Makes me literally laugh out loud every time :)

[@mara_-se9ve]

Bridget Gee ikr? Love the hashtags on Thursday nights 😀

[@mevirosteck]

Grandma cooking in a CROP TOP / COOKIES!!!

[@Jay-kj2xm]

lol I don't think those are the lyrics haha

[@mevirosteck]

Jason Kramer yeah. But they so should be!!!

[@messyjolay6932]

Melinda Virosteck best comment

[@mevirosteck]

Messy Jolay hehe I was really going for that imagery....youre welcome!!

[@QuarantineDreams]

It's actually cooking up dope in the crock pot

[@keo2poohs]

I used to have roomate in college that very 'prepared' if something terrible happen when she's sleeping. She had a Holy Book beside her pillow because she's afraid of ghost creeping up on top of her. She had knife/scissor/cutter under her pillow because she's afraid someone breaking in to our room. After watching Tangled, she prepared a frying pan on her bed side table saying "it's actually better than knife. You don't have to clean the blood."

[@robinlaurence6284]

keo2poohs Girl, what’s a “Holly Book”? A holy book, like the Bible? Also, the Bible helps you ward off ghosts? I have so many questions!

[@keo2poohs]

Kim M yes I mean Holy Book as for her is the Bible. But I'm a muslim so I don't know if the Bible can ward off the ghost or not and I didn't ask her either.

[@annebradley6086]

keo2poohs I had a roommate that pulled my covers off enough to expose my bare butt and invited a teacher from the college in our shared apartment for show and tell. I acted like I was still sleeping. At least he was understanding when I told him I was a little behind on my homework, lol

[@zora99ny]

keo2poohs I'm paranoid about someone attacking me at night while I sleep, so I always sleep with my bedroom door locked and I keep my cell phone and keys on my nightstand so they're easily within reach

[@tenleejsuh533]

Omg hahhahaha I am prolly thay kind of roommate. The one who has a Bible above my bed and a scissors under my pillow in case someone dangerous comes in. 😅😅😅

[@aditij7736]

"I may have been born at night, but it wasn't last night." 😂😂 lol gonna start using that from now on

[@85jjp]

My room mates were newly married and very young: I came home from a late shift and discovered pumpkin soup covering both walls in the entry of our unit then a trail all the way to the washing machine. Apparently they had an argument and to stop her husband from leaving she tipped cold soup on him 🤷‍♀️she also banned tv in the house (even for me) because she didn’t want her husband seeing anything ‘tempting’ and although there was a perfectly working huge fridge they would store their leftovers at room temp on the bench and then continue to eat them for days 🤮 I lasted 7weeks there and They’re divorced now unsurprisingly...

[@JohnDeSeanTV]

#ShowTay 🙏

[@leonardvasquez19]

Maryann Pope 7d_!na

[@rjploops]

Koala_Penguin I thought I was the last practitioner of this lost art.

[@yayapoloo9627]

Amanda Collier come on not here

[@jayrubin1731]

Happy Birthday

[@brainier4897]

Koala_Penguin ShowTay is awesome

[@CuriousGoodsJessica]

There should be a reality show where all the weird roommates have to live together. Jimmy's hashtags always make me laugh!

[@annafruechting2259]

I'm the one who tweeted the last one. Weirdly, they changed it though. What she actually said was, "I hope you break your legs!" And for those of you wondering her nationality, she's Brazilian.

[@NellieKAdaba]

Anna Fruechting Cool

[@pleaseenteraname4824]

I'm lost, what did she want to say?

[@Alyssa-ji6po]

PleaseEnterAName “break a leg” cause saying good luck in the theatre is bad

[@crazilydavisly]

She probably meant brake a leg isnt that what people say when they want something to go well?

[@pleaseenteraname4824]

Alyssa Avitia I see. Thanks

[@klaasinsession]

"Grandma cooking in the crockpot" absolutely SENT ME!

[@purewisemarian]

We know about the chickens like it was a drug bust 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kellyhowland783]

Jimmys roommate liked to be swaddled LOL!!

[@zahirsookoor2673]

Asked my roommate if I can get the apartment to be alone with my gf and he agreed. During dinner my gf said she felt as though someone was watching her to which my roommate came out from under the bed and said, "Sorry, my bad!" then left. #mywierdroomate

[@NellieKAdaba]

Zahir Sookoor lol

[@foxbearchillinbytheriver]

You eat in your bedroom?

[@lonernaet5112]

😂 I’m weak 😭🤣....

[@dabira2639]

This has to be fake

[@akiraholland457]

JJAJAJAJAJAJJAJ

[@thatonechick4551]

My roommate recorded me sleeping because I slept in the living after catching her watching me sleep. She also stole my ADHD meds because she wanted to force me into a “holistic” lifestyle. She also tried to convince me that I didn’t actually have a mental illness. Oh, and she was a doomsdayer. So our basement was a small bomb shelter. She also put colloidal silver in my eye when I had an infection instead of my antibiotic drops. Lived with her for 6 months and couldn’t take anymore. Moved out without telling her at the end of the semester and now she actually puts her nose up at me if she sees me on campus.

[@raebriarchannel]

Why did you not call the cops on her???? Theft and abuse. She could have (and should have) been charged..

[@samanthamelendez8851]

Kenzie Elizabeth run!!!

[@thatonechick4551]

Sapphire Orchid I did. I blocked her on everything.

[@thatonechick4551]

Amber Z It’s my biggest regret. I really should have. She was a pain in my butt. It’s been a few years now, but yeah, she was the definition of a nut job.

[@amandasnider2644]

Kenzie Elizabeth I think I would call the residence security or the cops if someone stole my ADHD medication. That stuff is super expensive, I need it to function and it's a controlled substance.

[@bulldog0404]

He takes so long to get to the next tweet it's insane

[@misscamino9295]

I know!! Its so annoying!!

[@wishfuldentochoosensilver3923]

If that’s how you feel I got some bad news for you guys....

[@wonderwoman1199]

So agree I take it ahead.

[@johnsonken96]

SOMEONE ELSE RELATES

[@nicolemeneses3323]

And isnt even that funny in between the jokes, so it's frustrating, and he gets so repetitive

[@yoya382563]

I didn’t think that last one was weird. It was actually really sweet and she just messed up with her words slightly. 🤷🏼‍♀️☺️

[@xboxboy93941]

Technically, she got the spirit of the message correct. In theater tradition, it's bad to wish someone good luck, hence why they say "break a leg," so exchange roomie was still correct in a sense.

[@thepyroghoul]

5:21 Maybe someone sent a complaint about... A fowl smell?

[@nfgatorgal]

🤣🤣🤣

[@laannw4263]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TheRedGameboy]

well done.

[@candiwalkowski7480]

I had a roommate who spent all her extra money she had saved for a year from moving in a roommate on a phone psychic in less than a month. Their last prediction? Financial difficulty.

[@monisofi29]

My roommate would laugh in her sleep and it would be so creepy lol

[@spookymari9977]

I had a pet snail. His name was Gary (yea I know) and I was cleaning his little tank and I dropped him on the floor by accident....the horror, I stepped on him by accident. I miss Gary.

[@ummmidunno8308]

DJM3Z ohhh.. RIP Gary!

[@MegaCadette55]

gross!

[@wyn001]

Please tell me you had shoes on

[@laurahall7681]

DJM3Z I had a gary too lmfao little guy lived like 3 years

[@poots605]

Gary come home

[@Ashleybmakingvideos]

They spent more time trying to figure out the usernames than actually reading the tweets lol

[@marleenbey7078]

my roommate would make pastasauce in the middle of the night and eat it from the pan. no pasta, just sauce.

[@Servergirlbudgets]

Marleen Bey that’s fucking nasty.

[@kass_kassidy4149]

You should tell her to make Alfredo sauce so you can have some to dip bread sticks or something. Use it to your advantage haha.

[@v__nikolaou8624]

I sip on the box of tomato sauce that I do "pasta sauce" with 😂

[@jamessloanofficial]

And...?

[@TheAtreyeeShill]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lj.6551]

I can relate to the ouchie one though. I don't say it out loud, but I've definitely felt it before. 😅😁

[@almondbl0ssom]

this is hilarious 😂😂😂

[@k.r.e.w.productions6737]

"i may have been born at night but it wasn't last night" I LOVE HIGGINS!!!

[@LizAyelet]

I had a roommate that was convinced I had no social life unless I came home at 2AM and she thought I should be doing that every single night. She’d leave at 7AM for work (I left an hour after her) and then she’d come home anywhere between 9 and 11PM, even if I got home 10 minutes after her she’d start complaining about how I never leave the house and question if I had any friends.

[@YogiliciousP]

Jimmy...how and why is it you only saw your roommate while he was asleep; now I can’t help but picture you creepin into his room in the wee hours of the early early morning, quietly standing over him, and watching him breath, in only a way Jimmy Fallon could manage, lmao! You’re one of the greatest entertainers. Thank you for what you do!

[@aliya7067]

This doesn’t have anything to do with this video, but once my friend killed a snail and felt really bad so had a funeral for it. She buried it, made it a tomb stone and left a dandelion on the grave sight everyday. She visited the grave sight for 2 years.

[@catmomlavender3036]

How old was she when she made this grave site.?

[@luciahoneybee]

Protect. Your friend. At all. Costs.

[@TheRedGameboy]

was her name Bruce Wayne? LOL

[@Linda627]

Love Jimmy Fallon!

[@aidenmcfadden1720]

“Grandma cookin in the crockpot, COOKIE” 😂

[@laur12530]

Never stop making Hashtags on your show they are hilarious!

[@velykable]

"Show-tay" "It's your Birthday" They're so great Lol I love these guys.

[@michaelnormandy2975]

Guess our president should have wore socks on his face while eating Cheetos

[@alanarunmavath6005]

Isn't cheeseburgers and pornstars his thing?

[@ripdajacker23]

He should wear plastic bags instead

[@johnstampose8218]

weak ass joke.

[@nevesdarocha]

I'm actually a big supporter of his and I find this hilarious. I actually bet he would too. If you can't laugh at yourself you've got zero chance of making it past 20.

[@marissalunn2703]

I died

[@taylertsizzle8951]

My roommate once left some sort of mixture in her blender for about 3 weeks. It was green, moldy and smelled sour. She never cleaned up after herself. She'd always blame me when her boyfriend came over

[@see_less_haze]

I love Jimmy so much.

[@ainsleyking7372]

I once had a roomate who when she thought I was asleep, sneak out of the room and then come back in wearing a horned mask and watch me while I slept

[@Wish1954]

thats creepy

[@raeallen2708]

That last one was actually adorable

[@minenhleshangase720]

Nobody: Me: Raindrop Everyone: Drop Top

[@ericadsouza626]

Tweets are at: 0:45 1:20 1:51 2:20 3:14 4:48 6:02 6:22 Enjoy!

[@spacewitchvulcan]

I have two pet snails! They're giant african land snails and one is albino. Their names are Chappie and Yolandi 🌿🐌🌱🌿🐌🌱🐌🌱

[@ROBFS347]

Q spacewitch die antwoord

[@catsindabag6885]

Show tay actually sounds like a lot of fun, especially with alcohol and glow in the dark balls

[@birdnest5814]

Every woman’s dream...the last part

[@jackharris8339]

My roommate had a collection of 12 Ferbies. He once quietly said to himself, look who has the army now mother.

[@AndSoBeneathItAll]

I’m gonna have to go hang at Jimmy Fallon. Love this Dude 🤣🤣🤣

[@dianasarg4868]

Used to have a roommate that hid the bathroom trashcan because she was pissed I would open and read mail on the toilet and put the mail in the trash. "Bathroom trash is ONLY for bathroom trash!" The weirdest argument of my life!

[@christafranken9170]

Well.. Unless paper waste is collected seperatelly for recycling.. But even then, just put a box for paper waste in the badroom if that is where you want to read your mail..

[@liliacollins8811]

Yikes that’s me!!!

[@briannawhite46]

I love this show lol

[@johanna8889]

My first roommate got mad at me when I bought a garbage can to put in the kitchen because I didn't consult her first....

[@TheAtreyeeShill]

Omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣then consult her before throwing anything in the garbage can

[@preciousthomas3677]

I had a roommate that used to smack on her food so loud I would have to leave the room. And to make matters worse I woke up one time to her staring at me with a blank look on her face.🤦🏾‍♀️😭😭😭

[@schattentaenzerin]

Every time we bought eggs, my roommate would write her name on half of the eggs in the carton.

[@TheRedGameboy]

I love how everyone in the audience was going "Awww" over Trevor Deroche's tweet, then exclaimed in horror when the rest of the story was read.

[@BrenoLuna]

1:35 Mr. Higgins quoting 50 Cent out of nowhere... This gentleman might #partyhard

[@katiechisholm]

I had this one roomate who would leave every cabinet door open in the kitchen when she smoked pot. It was weird...I'd come home late and walk into what looked like a scene from paranormal activity.

[@easa2124]

I love these type of videos

[@andreaeby5505]

When the drummer does the cookie monster noise... Num num num num, freaking funny.

[@goldstrikerecordings4223]

My wife and I still do the rain drop drop top thing haha

[@aneesah82]

The only thing weird about my roommate is that she doesn't mind my snoring 😴 #gottalovethatfallon🙌🏽👏🏽🤵🏻🌚

[@cheyenne4756]

My old roommate would stand in the middle of the room and stare at me while I was sleeping. At first, I was weirded out, but then it happened so often that I just stopped caring and would go back to sleep

[@juliadoh3050]

My story was waking up at 9am on a Saturday, went downstairs to make tea to find at least 30 people in the living room in a circle... PRAYING. And they invited Amish people over a LOT. Who all refused to speak to me on my own property, because of my hair color. The Bible on the kitchen table wasn't to be closed or touched....yeeeeaaaaa I'll stop here

[@haelotny6523]

This is creepy. Why did they have an issue with your hair color?

[@viksaggu9085]

It’s 2020 in quarantine and I’m still wondering about the chicken story

[@sarahedwards1070]

The girl in the room next to mine stored raw meat in her cabinets for 3 days and it made entire hallway smell vile.

[@DaMaLoJo]

Questlove makes me laugh whenever he does anything. homnomnom

[@SleepMeditationandAffirmations]

The snail one was cute. What a sweet, thoughtful roommate. She'll make a good Mom one day heheh

[@iChick]

*Raindrop*

[@maceycardin8769]

*Drop Top*

[@bsbs50101]

Aussie Slimes Cookies!

[@amandafaye691]

Crock pot

[@murrica7162]

iChick .. “WE KNOW ABOUT THE CHICKEN”

[@seegs1269]

Drop top

[@ms.artichokecheesepizzawst3239]

Always that one laugh in the audience that stands out !!!

[@NewMessage]

Fun Fact: The Shamwow guy also sells self tightening sheets.

[@thisistherevolt]

He also likes beating hookers.

[@superk300025]

I love these videos 😂😂

[@mara_-se9ve]

superk300025 me too

[@davidscheidler3293]

Tarik responded with " boogie " ! Omfg Lmfao

[@jenniferdeligiorgakis3727]

My room mate assumed I was at work once when it was a sick day for me. I was in bed. I heard my door open, she saw that I was in bed and quietly shut the door and left. Oh did I say once? No it happened twice! What did she do when I was actually AT work???

[@schristianASMR]

How was my tweet not featured?! My roommate literally kept used half sliced lemons in the fridge... for deodorant!!

[@fashionbug9880]

That isn't all that weird, though lol. I've heard of people doing that and seen it in videos. It's also supposed to lighten your armpits.

[@glendaesslinger937]

Yes, because most people are worried about their dark skin in their under arm area!

[@TheCaterpickle]

Glenda Esslinger trust me most women are, there are lots of videos on how to lighten your armpits cus its not a pretty look

[@kass_kassidy4149]

@@fashionbug9880 I wonder if people take it an extra step and use that theory to lighten the color of their asshole. I'm sorry I have a fucked up mind. lol

[@hadilayyad6147]

Kass_Kassidy I read a beauty tip that says to rub lemon on your pubic area and put starch on it and keep it for a few minutes to lighten the skin there. That is handy.

[@GoFish444]

I had a pet snail named SPEEDY. ❤️

[@JaredJayLemon]

I straight up had a roommate attempt to make "an African jerky recipe" by hanging slabs of meat in our bedroom closet. The key there is "attempt." After that semester, very little phases me, but I've never looked at jerky the same way.

[@earth3202]

I'm sorry -

[@Sarahlovexox]

The snail one was a good friend tho lol

[@brookesalishia9323]

Imagine if all these roommates lived together ... I’d watch that show.

[@valeriesandoval6905]

I just want to say that I’m on lunch and laughing my ass of thank you thank you!

[@amandaappels8371]

One of my best friends had two interventions with the RA and his roommate in order to tell him that yes, he did have to shower. The guy also had a huge collection of nerf guns he used to compete in “humans vs zombies (???)” and would run around in Birkenstocks, a bucket hat, a utility belt, and a nerf gun with the asexual flag somewhere on him

[@dkyk00]

Some people aren't apt to live in society

[@FahadNazir007]

*one of the best hashtag videos*

[@potts1051]

I'm definitely stealing the Raindrop/Droptop!

[@barryyourworld]

Pinky Puff I would have said drip drop instead.

[@caribbeanqt16]

Lol the "Rain drop Drop top" one was hilarious 😂😂

[@miwanabanana]

When I moved to the States I was forced by the college I attended to have a roommate. It was some weird policy that international students were accepted in the condition that they used the dormitory during their first semester and was roomed with another international student. Like, I get that they thought staying with someone in the same situation would make you feel better but my roommate and I were not compatible AT ALL. She was depths of China-Chinese, like straight up even Chinese will tell you "oh no...". She had poor hygiene, ate candy IN bed, got up and went straight to class without showering or brushing her teeth even, she never did laundry, would spit on the carpet, and was just completely gross. I tried to make friends with her but the one time I took her out she was cutting lines and throwing her garbage on the street. It didn't help she didn't speak an ounce of English. Never had a roommate again! D:

[@shellr3872]

MW S everybody in the states has to have a roommate thier first year. When I was younger you had two people in a 5×9 room. It was hell.

[@miwanabanana]

Local/American kids at least had the option to rent their own apartment. It was mandatory for me to stay at the dorm with a roommate. :P

[@lydiak5562]

Gahahah well I haven’t met a person who doesn’t eat food in their bed

[@nenamichelle]

Shell R not true. I requested (and was placed in) a single room. And no, I did not go to some tiny shitty state school or something. This was Tulane in New Orleans.

[@aracech2929]

Ok “showtay” its your birthday is absolutely hilarious 😂

[@SimoneintheSkies]

The funniest part of the whole video was Jimmy’s story. By the time he said “I never saw him get in or get out” I was dying. Of course it was 5am tho

[@emily-wemily]

aww, the foreign exchange student one was so cute 🥺

[@armieh.3013]

In the shower, I always put the hair that gets stuck to my hands on the wall, and I put it in the trash when I get out. Sometimes I forget and when it's time to take another shower, there is some obscene shower hair wall art waiting for me, courtesy of my roommate.

[@Sara-vn2kz]

I was in a bad mood. Now I' in a good mood. Thanks!

[@janedoe9950]

I had 5 pet snails and we made the mistake of putting them in the same tank as our red-eared slider turtles and *my* Turtle was a boy, and he was literally like a puppy! We put some big rocks in their tank and he would jump off of them and land on his back with his belly in the air and just squirm all about! And his sister, ( my brother's turtle ) ate all of the snails, AND MY PUPPY TURTLE!!!!! From then on we called her "Murdle turtle" oh and btw they were both named George. Every turtle we've ever had in our whole family has been named George... The end.......based on a true story......

[@infamouscha]

jane Doe the turtle ate the other turtle?

[@priscillajimenez27]

Cannibal

[@kerch-e]

No, it was literally a turtle. You suck at words.

[@gemrose8r]

Ur the weird roommate.