Do These Crazy Life Hacks Actually Work?

[@zidgelT]

Jazzed on coffee Damien is my favorite Damien of all. "Meat kisses! Mwaa!" "Shayne, that's neither here nor there." "What are you talking about? What body?" He's incredible. XD

[@mychaelsimonefavors8732]

zidgelT “squaa in the middle” lol it had me dead bro

[@rorystevens7070]

Ikr this is my favorite video now

[@Noakyuu]

"Good One Shayne" - Not Shayne

[@rachelkinakh4132]

“scootch open that bread” xD

[@georgelloydgonzalez]

"You're a product"

[@cayl6007]

Shayne: Scissors are weird and theyre also scary and dangerous Also Shayne: pulls out a hand mixer and a knife....

[@alexandrabates4616]

*yells at kids to put down the sharp stick* *goes inside to play the knife game*

[@soonamisapphire2425]

Hahahahahah yess

[@KindaCaitlyn]

My friend once said in reference to her father “I live with a twelve year old except he’s 40” and I really felt that while watching this video

[@airotkiv]

My mum once said about my dad: some men turn 7 and after that they only grow physically. (tbf it sounds funnier in German)

[@janaloff]

😂

[@mgbowers5032]

“Meat kisses” “What body?” “Eating is tough oh no! There’s stuff everywhere “ *talking to a robber butt naked in the dark * “A new friend “ Quality content people

[@lobsterthicc]

The man was on fire for this one!

[@pilar5092]

QUALITYYYYYYY

[@katsukibakugou9730]

but like, this type of thing would be snippets of a group chat of mine, out of context? weird and worrying, in context? makes no f*cking sense and nobody has a clue, but everyone understands

[@ashmallalani]

Robber: *about to rob a house* Shane: “So, lookin’ to enter my house ey. I’ve seen many enter, but none return. There’s a man butt-naked using a DIY fishing rod to dip his Oreos into a cup of milk that he saw on a life-hacks video before”

[@ry_j7452]

i read this in his voice

[@nekitalee4541]

Hahaha 😂😂 I love your comment

[@yoursenpaii]

I’m cryin at this lmaao

[@ericmcghee7609]

LOL this is a unrealized skit ready to happen....

[@miamcintyre5470]

They need to make this sketch

[@Random-cs5om]

Shayne: *tries to eat noodles with a hand mixer* Every adult in a 10km radius: NONONONONONONO

[@sineadgibson2076]

Damien has me in actual tears. I can’t. He’s such a good addition to smosh

[@pixiekit]

Sinead Gibson he’s my favorite, and makes me smile every time

[@repulsivegarbagedisposalco3996]

and shayne too!

[@Everythingispink128]

Him and shayne are hilarious I love the videos with just them in it 😂

[@ellabradley4219]

Damien is my favourite smosh member out of all of them

[@repulsivegarbagedisposalco3996]

@@ellabradley4219 me too, hes such a sweetheart.

[@CyberEJ]

Damien saying something silly, and Shayne pissing his pants with laughter never gets any less entertaining

[@justbovel]

Caffeinated Damien is highly entertaining, and the way these two boys enable each other in a hilarious downwards spiral is great content!

[@uhejnjd]

Any show starring Damien and Shayne is extremely entertaining.

[@pleasemyytcommentsaredumb.8189]

I'm such a bad girl, I love them when they're together, I'm definitely not shipping them. 😫✨

[@David-ub1cc]

I agree

[@ilovebando]

So true

[@EShadow_8]

YES!!

[@galev3955]

@@pleasemyytcommentsaredumb.8189 I definitely don't have a hopeless crush on both of them, either.

[@alyssa562]

"Sooo much safer" Cue Shayne holding running hand mixer up to mouth and everyone yelling no lol

[@boing0head]

Shayne: "I'm wildly uncomfortable. " *continues to stare*

[@somebodythatyouusedtoknow5386]

It's like a car crash that you can't look away from lol

[@jo_sco]

3 cold brews damien = chaos Damien. It's the final evolution

[@rosefeather349]

Joanna Scott yes

[@caseythequesadilla]

I love this damien

[@henrykwilk3275]

with 4 coldbrews Damien reaches Shaynes energy level. Also: make this a series

[@Jojo2]

I agree. Need more of this

[@ethanatorism]

*Damien with several noodles hanging out of his mouth* "It fits!"

[@sarah.feng_]

This should’ve been called “Damien and Shayne Lose Their Minds For 18 mins”

[@uwu-ot6kh]

Spinklemon and 21 secs

[@mkayla7299]

@@uwu-ot6kh 20 seconds

[@chandraardi1860]

That's true lmao😂😆😁

[@Mezzy..]

*That's neither here nor there!*

[@randomthings5619]

That so true lol so funny

[@broken_turtle_girl]

This episode is so Shayne and Damien, like seriously

[@azzy8061]

@SpiralY :o

[@S1ckbassplayer]

Very on brand.

[@ratpoopowo3713]

Wow I wonder the hecc why.

[@controlzetaa]

ikr, they hav such a different comedy styles and i love it xD

[@broken_turtle_girl]

@@controlzetaa very different I love it too

[@sarathealien7161]

PLEASE GOD let this be a series with Shane and Damien. doesn't have to be just hacks, but i seriously can't get enough of the humor with these two together. it's a whole nother level of hilarity :'D

[@katyarizkallah]

Weirdly, this made me way more attracted to these two literal human tornadoes.

[@aapiepo]

Shayne: There’s a robber with a fishing rod and oreo’s! Damien: Ha good one Shayne!

[@husseinmoussa2947]

shayne*

[@jaydenramsey9942]

I like Shane's way of eating an Oreo but I use a spoon

[@swagalert5873]

666 likes 🤠

[@emmalynwestrick9953]

Shayne: "Scissors are weird, they're also scary and dangerous" Shayne: 6:17

[@Arturo.Juarez]

If a robber broke into Shane’s house while he was sitting in the couch naked he would just be like “ well hello there weary traveler”

[@ashutosh120]

"Many a-burglers have tried to enter this house but none have returned"

[@Arturo.Juarez]

Ashutosh Agarwal 😂🤣😅 YESSS!!!😂😂😅

[@cohedash]

😆😆😆

[@sabinarapp8928]

Best comment I have ever seen!! So true!

[@RoboRebellionStudios]

"looking to enter the insides of my wallet, ey?"

[@sneefsnorf]

“It’s just tiny and small and fits right in” Damien-2019

[@rubyharris6119]

*struggles to put it in*

[@eclipselunar9810]

@@rubyharris6119 oh no the sticks got stuck-

[@kennysanchez7967]

And also "it's too hard it doesn't fit in the mouth"- Damien

[@tomhorton6783]

"You're a *d r i p p y* boi"

[@Vera-bu1qc]

Did anyone get the Rick and Morty reference? “Little bits”?

[@tierynoehrlein8507]

I swear Damien is high and they’re just trying to cover it up

[@leereginayurman448]

Aren't we all?

[@maverickmoto]

They’re all high. Smoking wax pens in the studio has been seen in multiple videos

[@Cannonbombtv]

@@maverickmoto what video? I would believe it but I see no proof online

[@katsukibakugou9730]

@@Cannonbombtv i think its jokes, theyre just being funny, idk tho

[@excitededamame1908]

not my pure child

[@blitzencaliburn9072]

Me: Damn, I wanna eat this ice cream, but it melts way too quickly. Damien: So right here you wanna get your arc reactor.

[@potat0a1m26]

So you wanna get your full enchanted diamond set

[@jackeverborn]

which ANY household in america has

[@esmeedeboer4580]

Shayne: Damien has lost his mind today Also Shayne: I made a fishing rod for my oreos and I'm gonna buy a rack for it and hang it up on my wall

[@maplestatic]

**proceeds to use a hand mixer to propel noodles into his mouth**

[@GabbyGhost22]

666!

[@jenn8790]

Shane’s laugh whenever Damien has a witty comeback gives me life😂

[@winniwiwienie557]

friendship goal: got yourself a Damien that supports you while you eat noodles w a hand mixer

[@enanpedraza2209]

internet: *makes the simplest of life hacks Shane: "I feel it's easier to go fishing with Oreos"

[@jossmorales5759]

Enan Pedraza I think I’m really gonna try that sometime

[@gwendolynsmith4857]

Damien: May I interest you in a shot of popsicle?” Matt: “ah... no”

[@caitlynford3001]

Caffeinated Damien, and Shayne just being normal Shayne. Is the absolute best video I’ve ever seen. Love it. Please more of this. “Waka waka waka waka waka, meat kisses!”

[@piccasobeatd.9264]

Damien: I can smell colors now Rhett and Link: ..........

[@grime69]

I thought this too!

[@hananibrahim6751]

Wait what?

[@MelniaShadow]

@@hananibrahim6751 look up their oxygen bar episode

[@samyramaratha2210]

Smella that

[@marylee9101]

smella that

[@shayd4553]

10:58 and I thought Damien was insane for the tiny "tetris sandwich", but Shayne is on a whole other level.

[@allfalldownmaewright601]

Who’s the funniest member of smosh? Me: Damien with caffeine

[@avrilpennington8253]

Definitely

[@user-jj7td5yg9p]

Definitely

[@theadorjespert]

Shayne: So, your lifehack is a product. Damien: You're a product.

[@anelafree7093]

14:54 "can you just yes and me for one second?" - Damien

[@ashleyes5224]

Caffeinated Damien is my favorite Damien Meat Kisses for everyone!!!😂

[@mechadoggy]

8:51

[@tistarios]

I don’t think I’ve ever laughed as hard as I did when Shane was trying to eat noodles

[@kckatz1227]

Same!!! Hahha

[@mechadoggy]

0:05

[@Skr33withtwothrees]

10:24 gave me so much anxiety, if it isnt the thought of breaking a tooth on that mixer its the fact he's holding a knife directly at his throat

[@reeveandreibatica5767]

True

[@jamesventura7150]

They should rename this video “Damien on crack for 18 minutes straight”

[@coreymoses935]

You could see it in shaynes face too. (Who is this guy?)

[@abigailway3840]

“Everyone knows tomatoes are a problem” - Shayne *Link has entered the chat*

[@M3T2W01f]

“You’re a product.” -Damien 2019

[@mechadoggy]

7:56

[@nibbles_a_lot1632]

Waka waka waka Waka waka waka MeAt KiSsEs *mwah* - Damien Haas 2019

[@mechadoggy]

8:47

[@gunnerdeath7776]

I litteraly died of laughter from that

[@natashaweir1101]

Pac-ham

[@ton_ton_]

I'm rewatching these and the way Damien's chaotic energy makes me actually laugh out loud... was much needed today

[@depressoexpresso8111]

No Body: Shayne: Says Something Serious Damien:I cAn sMelL cOLOrS Damien: *gOOd oNE sHAnE* Shayne: *laughs with confusion*

[@carleyg7258]

Shayne, every time he’s about to tell a joke: cAN yoU iMAgiNE

[@Kosmer88]

Shane: trying to get his oreo in his mouth Damien:"ha ha good one shane."

[@sheaheavey5643]

Damien and Olivia are the only ones who make Shayne less chaotic

[@rosefeather349]

Shea Heavey TRUTH

[@irenesmit3630]

Makes Shane _seem_ less

[@azzy8061]

Courtney is making him more chaotic in a good way.

[@maxxstaron]

omg we need a Damien and Olivia show now

[@chriscellejoyce]

MaxxStaron yesss

[@amadexmilby7309]

Shayne and Damian are like whose line is it anyway levels of funny.

[@chancematters]

“Do you wanna both yell at it, with our hot voices?” “Yea” *The two proceed to sensually whisper-hum at the popsicle*

[@AMe-nj9nt]

"All you OCD people out there..." "Yo." Me too, bro. Me too.

[@rosefeather349]

THIS IS LIKE THE DAMIEN AND SHAYNE SHOW AND IM HERE FOR IT

[@mechadoggy]

This is better than the original Damien and Shayne show, especially now that they’re free from the creativity-stifling shackles of Defy

[@rosefeather349]

mechadoggy ok true 🙌

[@Autumn-pw8zh]

*chuckles* "What are you talking about, what body?" -Damien Haas, 2019

[@soonamisapphire2425]

I LoVe iT

[@MrMeeks09]

“i’m wildly uncomfortable” shayne says as he stares at damien’s mouth eating a popsicle

[@GoodTimesCartoons]

Just get a lot of popsicle, crush them up, put it in a blender with some water, and BAM you just made yourself a Slurpee!

[@rexina9124]

MrMeeks09 I read this as ”he stares at damien, mouth eating a popsicle” and it made it so much more hilarious

[@Sylvscats]

Shayne: GIVE ME THE NOODLES Damien: *spattered with noodles, confused*

[@acosmister6778]

“I keep thinking your gonna accidentally stab you eye out and dip it in the milk and then you like, waitaminute” -Damien 2019

[@revenant497]

IS THIS A SERIES?? PLEASE, IF THERE IS A GOD, LET THIS BE A SERIES

[@LadyLeaMarie]

Rumor has it, it might be if it gets a good enough reaction.

[@bear-_-8784]

Yes please

[@mechadoggy]

Lea Holden “it might be if it gets a good enough reaction” Then it’s up to us then to make this video go viral and get more views to send a strong enough message to Smosh

[@notgrumm]

It’s a series. I repeat IT IS A SERIES

[@thaddeusjd]

Meme Aficionado how dare you beat me to it you stinky McDonald’s hamster

[@melrenee5416]

“Yell at it with our hot voices” god I love videos that are just these two

[@rebeltuesday8346]

I’m absolutely here for chaotic Damien energy. Lol I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time. Anytime they pair up it’s gonna be a good time. Lol

[@RafidW9]

I need someone in my life that will laugh at my jokes like Shayne laughs at Damien's jokes.

[@rula35]

nobody: Damien every two minutes: “Haha, good one shayne”

[@Altonahk]

"it's tiny, and small, and fits right in." -Damien Haas

[@chesterthewild8025]

That's what she said

[@aiko1905]

*2 Minutes Later* Damien: So we don't even need any of the rest of this.

[@brake3752]

Damien: "So let's do this conservatively as possible" also Damien: *proceeds to choke on an ice-cream with gag reflex* That's without a doubt the hottest thing I've ever witnessed

[@mechadoggy]

Does Damien have a choking fetish?

[@sabrinatorgerson888]

They cut it too short! We didn't get to see what Shayne was going to do.

[@rosefeather349]

Brake 37 true

[@ghostycat386]

They shouldn’t have left out the best part

[@unusannusfriend8726]

Shayne: all you ocd people out there Me: ooh that’s me! Shayne: all you virgos Me: ooh! that’s still me!

[@autoottomated266]

"Nobody's perfect" Me: Explain how these humans are alive

[@hampedampe9283]

They haven't died

[@spliffykush420]

they arent perfect

[@Ladybugg4099]

They're immortal

[@justwanttofeedthemsnax2924]

I gotta work it! Again and again till I get it right. No-... Sorry wrong show.

[@sonic.energy.drink.]

Shayne: * agressivley destroying noodles * Damien: *So, what do we do next?*

[@mechadoggy]

0:05

[@alymetz2020]

These videos are funnier to me than the “try not to laugh” ones

[@georgelloydgonzalez]

It depends. It's usually whenever Olivia and Courtney present a bit and don't commit to it, they just uncomfortably drag it as long as possible.

[@ebonydusk8399]

Damien- "You can't trust anyone with a knife! Especially me...." *Waka Waka Waka Waka Waka Waka- Waka Waka Waka Waka* "Meat kisses!!!" *Mhwaa*

[@johnvillanueva151]

Hahahaha

[@juliananelson3207]

It's even better because they were almost one right after the other

[@huntercupples9614]

“Honey,...Get the OREO ROD!”

[@rasputinbrown5401]

Lol 😂

[@phililili23]

7:03 to 8:57 is pure masterpiece. A Damien moment for the ages.

[@maddy7101]

"Your fingey's are all milkful... You're a drippy boi." *Damien 2019*

[@shelbywilliams4199]

I can smell Color now -Damien 2019 Edit: Likes are at 420 rn!!!!! Hehe

[@alexandraleigh2989]

Lol

[@kittycattt14]

This is hands down the funniest Shayne and Damien video I've ever watched 🤣🤣🤣 Damien with caffeine is hilarious and chaotic and I'm all for it 😂

[@conniekostopolus]

"So let's do it as conservatively as possible." *proceeds to deep-throat the popsicle*

[@cravencoyote919]

17:02

[@reece221133]

Im honestly getting the idea he might be bi

[@therearestarsinthesky7454]

@@reece221133 i think he's straight because when they did a gay podcast with all people from smosh team that were lgbtq+ there was no Damien

[@sageoftheswamp9427]

@@therearestarsinthesky7454 It wasn't all the LGBTQ+ Smosh members, it was just a couple of them

[@therearestarsinthesky7454]

@@sageoftheswamp9427 oh yeah? Then sorry, I thought that if they have more than 3 lgbtq+ people they will put 4 of them in the podcast, not 3, because the limit is 4(or may be there could be even 5 if table big enough hehe)

[@Kimi-nk5ix]

“Meat kisses!” -Damien would be an interesting dad...

[@katsukibakugou9730]

but like, also the best dad, super fun

[@cairomorgan8783]

"I can smell color now." - Damien Haas, 2019

[@animageekgurlfan1346]

This is how I see their friendship when they greet each other Shayne: Brooo Damian: Brooo

[@shanebyrum8195]

These are my favorite 2 people to watch do ANYTHING. Shayne and Damien are friendship goals.

[@AKZMusic123]

Shayne: "it's ten pm on a Friday" What Damien would've said: "It's nine o'clock on a Saturday..." *Billy Joel enters*

[@meyruiz4225]

This video should be called: *Life hacks: Dark Damien Rises*

[@darkunicornblood5140]

Bree Ru Ja lol this is brilliant!

[@bagz7423]

I would like this comment but its at 69 so it think youre better off without me

[@sambam8613]

Shayne: A bass comes out to get the oreo Damien: *is that bass and does a shimmy dance*

[@puppycraft2586]

some one should make his shimmy dance a meme

[@MidnightSerenade]

I need a million of these videos! These two besties together are hysterical every time.

[@raptorexx_]

I already know I'm gonna love this video. Shayne and Damien is the best duo 😂💙 And since Damien lost his mind, it's going to be even better 😂 We stan crazy Damien 😂

[@rosefeather349]

Satanistic Angel AMEN

[@mushh-zg1xu]

This is the most entertaining Tom fuckery I’ve ever seen

[@Quinnie0821]

Honestly a team behind the scenes audibly reacting to what's happening is what people expected a live studio audience to be like.

[@noahkavorkian6778]

“It fits” says Damien with noodles falling out of his mouth

[@lilyg624]

“Haha, good one Shayne.” Damien- 2k19

[@DevyanshBahri]

Damien was exceptionally hilarious in this omg 😂😂😂

[@melle2192]

this is the chaos i needed to start my morning

[@iButterflye]

"Damien has lost his mind" I think you've both lost your minds and I'm LIVING for it 😂😂😂😂😂

[@adamgough9333]

I hope saying “ha ha good one Shayne” after he says literally anything, becomes a thing. 😂

[@dg4_f83]

No one: Shane: I NEED THE NOODLESSSS

[@kahlandold559]

Daisy Games daddy needs his juuuuuiiiiiiccccceeeee

[@RikuIsLost]

Is it just me or is Shane’s laughs *adorable?*

[@Shadow_M4n]

"Look who decided to join me for dinner.... have a seat" That had NO BUSINESS being that funny

[@deandra3179]

"haha good one Shayne" that was depressing but im here for it!

[@marianny7923]

Deandra Boolsen DEANDRAAAAAA

[@lizziebethh]

*Shayne. Sorry couldn't help it

[@deandra3179]

@@lizziebethh thx for that lmao

[@naomiiiiii8937]

8:47 😂😂😂 Damien is just crazy "meat kisses"

[@apadgitt1799]

My favorite part is at 9:50 Damien is crashing from the caffeine and mentally checks out while Shayne says his list.

[@jazzerhazzer5142]

Life lesson: Damien should not have three cans of cold brew or he'll lose his mind!

[@gilagal777]

"Our director really wants us to both lick something." *gasp* He ships it-