5 Minute Crafts, but better

[@smoshpit]

this green screen technology is AMAZING

[@oc_sailor8421]

Indeed it is wow I’m first to reply!

[@doinkaltexe7399]

Smosh Pit technology now a days it’s crazy

[@betlopie0113]

Yes so crazy

[@vix5170]

It do be amazing tho

[@jdwmyt]

Q: What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A: A nervous wreck.

[@still-standingrunner810]

Shayne over-caffeinated: exists Damien over-caffeinated: are you challenging me?

[@RansfieldProdution]

Courtney freakin miller over-caffeinated?

[@ItBePatYo]

@@RansfieldProdution Impossible!

[@graemeedwards5856]

It’s great to have over-caffeinated Damien and Shayne given free reign again

[@pvic6959]

somuch chaos but me like

[@Scrofar]

I stg whatever they had, I want it, I'll take 10 orders of My Favorite Coffee if that's what it takes

[@ciroascarelli3717]

Bruh, I think that's *cocaine*

[@sketchingstudio5552]

oh, so that's why ian keeps trying to get us to buy it

[@StupidEasy]

definitely cocaine

[@ajfossmusic4375]

Damien is the only person that can make Shayne laugh harder than he makes himself laugh.

[@1989yt]

I mean Olivia does wreck Shayne occasionally

[@marsbars1357]

Damian and Shane are the ideal friendship

[@kimblackburn169]

Noah makes him laugh intensely 🤣🤣🤷‍♀️

[@ryanhigginbotham930]

The Colin Mochrie to his Ryan Stiles

[@abby2226]

Olivia and Noah are like the prince and princess but Damien is the King he’s the only one that makes him laugh consistently because they know each other’s humor so well from hanging out so much

[@DelightfullyGrace]

I love that Shayne’s hacks are about being able to do the exact same task, just from several feet away instead

[@Inlife33]

"What does Beatriz do for a living?" "SHE DOESN’T...... SHE’S A BANANA SHANE!" I lost it💀🤣

[@MonsieurBAMBl]

“Put the gun down...” is similar to “Ethan, get on your knees...” from Unus Annus, but they have very conflicting vibes

[@eevi5010]

yes, also people go binge unus annus THERE'S STILL TIME

[@scarlet7944]

UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS (not a cult.. i think)

[@mahaylashanell4932]

God damnit man... Yes👏

[@kaylagordineer5494]

UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS

[@fermentedoj315]

"We're outside, you have safety goggles on, and I'm 15 feet away, I just measured. Today's the day."

[@shealynn0390]

“oh what does beatrise do for a living?” “SHE DOESNT! SHE’S A BANANA SHAYNE” side note, was anyone else waiting for an “it is monday” joke from shayne with the bananas or just me...

[@GoreyTanuki]

What anime is your pfp from? O.O

[@shealynn0390]

weebish noodles it’s fruits basket!

[@GoreyTanuki]

@@shealynn0390 OMGGG thank you ^^

[@HahahaFlorence]

"Just pretend she isn't Beatriz anymore"

[@CrazyAuna94]

I freakin died at that part

[@aubreyghaffary3595]

Why is Shayne always an awkward distance away from the objects in his house? The glass of milk, now the frying pan dude

[@schumael]

E

[@Scrofar]

don't forget the bananas

[@The_Asexual_Gamer666]

He’s a short man with a short reach

[@kilarthmac]

13:47 Shayne's soft "put the gun down" cracked me up so bad

[@st4rryk]

Damien- "So much better" Shayne- "Yeah?" Damien- "Yeah, hey you see that tennis racket?" *Yeets strawberry into trash*

[@schumael]

What's the point

[@ian_the_random]

@@schumael fart sauce

[@mrfrogkingg]

@@ian_the_random that is one good point

[@Clownbunnycosplay]

I’m still laughing

[@ExitNoel]

D: “Her name is Beatriz.” S: “What does she do for a living?” D: SHE DOESN’T, SHE’S A BANANA SHAYNE.”

[@saragerardo6089]

I’m laughing so hard!

[@darsedsun5034]

She gets eaten.

[@jenniferarbour8597]

D and D

[@distantignition]

I also remember that part from the video.

[@rachaeltobbell5719]

“I was born in.. later than that” “IT WAS IN THE 90’s!”

[@joshtownsend5525]

Lol, I was born past 2000 and I very much enjoyed it

[@jroyals_]

@@joshtownsend5525 same lol 04'

[@sydneywilliams4061]

*sees shayne and Damien in a video together* Me: *sighs and prepares for insanity and non stop laughs*

[@vivid-dream5327]

Its lovable insanity

[@shihalya]

And we want more of them together 😁

[@hedge2887]

Love your profile picture. I wuv Melanie!!!

[@Literallydissociating]

Love your pfp!

[@vminisreal5517]

"Nails for breakfast, tacks for snacks." The Panic reference here. I can not--

[@siobhanash897]

I was checking the comments to see who else had noticed

[@vay4913]

Dude I started crying, I wanted to see if there was any more panic fans :0

[@spookygee0423]

Panic! In The Green Screen

[@Sof_Sanchez]

Yesssssss

[@beomgyusrighteyebrow]

Every Panic! fan ready to type in the comments to find all the other Panic! fans and rant.

[@patiobeer]

"That's what kids are for right? Protection?" I think they're actually what happens when you don't have protection.

[@kyliefickle7063]

That’s why people get pregnant. It is the great equalizer to fill the void in lack of protection. The world must be at net 0 at all times.

[@cawesomewhatever]

“Damien and Shayne destroy a set for 18 minutes.”😂😂

[@johnmichael_]

James Bond- "Shaken..not stirred." Bartender- 7:22

[@koitwel2209]

underrated comment

[@aniketsahu8315]

😂😂😂

[@JM-vr1br]

“Nails for Breakfast, Tacks for Snacks.” ....Did Damian just make a Panic reference? As if we couldn’t appreciate him more.😂

[@supermarionickyt7430]

Yeah he actually said that he loves that album

[@errkamarie]

❤️❤️❤️

[@DamienHaasTV]

The real “Fever You Can’t Sweat Out” turned out to be covid.

[@saragerardo6089]

DAMIEN REPLIED TO YOUR COMMENT

[@JM-vr1br]

Damien Haas But It’s Better If You Do keep making these puns. Yeah, after the first two, mine isn’t that funny.😂

[@anguspratt4599]

The verifiably perfect chemistry between Shayne and Damien makes it impossible for me to tell who the Pagliacci reference is meant to apply to which somehow elevates it. Congratulations.

[@st4rryk]

Imagine that tho "Hey so can I get a water? Not too warm and not too cold." "Sure thing, you want your water in a bag or?" "Oh no, it's not for me. It's for my succulent." "What, oh uh have a nice day then?" "Thanks, you too." *Proceeds to pour whole bottle of water into hood*

[@Ghost-ql6tn]

I thought you meant bagged water and I said "Damn they have that??"

[@st4rryk]

@@Ghost-ql6tn 😂 it reminds me of Victorious with Beck and his bagged lemonade

[@babassoonist557]

Ghost there do be bagged water tho

[@_lemony_tart]

I'm very comfortable with the energy we created in the studio today

[@josiehoover2047]

I love how over the years Damien has gone from “Son of a biscuit” when mad to “Look at the f***er” when talking about a tennis ball with eyes

[@nintendie]

15:46 damien moving the cutter bc chaotic shayne’s hand is too close to it was very adorable of u sir

[@MrJorod1]

These two guys are the only people that can mess up a bit or a script and it come out funnier.

[@montanasky3181]

I love how Smosh was just like, “a show where Damien and Shane are... themselves let loose upon the studio” 😂

[@pearlygirl88]

And we are here for it.

[@joshpittman1982]

The look on Damien's face when Shane soiled himself picking up the banana was priceless.

[@chandler5725]

"Soiled himself" ahsjshsbs

[@StephenShepherdOfficial]

SOILED IT

[@KuroJashin]

Damien with a box cutter: “I know what I’m doing.” Flash forward to Damien posting about slicing his thumb open.

[@DamienHaasTV]

Bread knives are totally different from utility razors.

[@KuroJashin]

Damien Haas Both are capable of cutting flesh.

[@overlycynicalstudios5280]

The fact that you cut your thumb with a bread knife is MORE concerning that the boxcutter idea

[@KuroJashin]

Overly Cynical Studios I’m giving him the benefit of the doubt and think he was using a super sharp and overly large bread knife. But still, more accidents happen by cutting yourself with a box cutter, so statistically, it’s not looking good for you to play around with sharp things, Damien.

[@allisonvanvugt822]

More cuts are caused by dull rather than sharp knives 🤷‍♀️

[@chelseakhan2293]

Shayne just chilling with the plant in his hoodie is my favorite thing 😂😂😂🪴

[@TylerPCoyne]

No one: Not a single soul: Damien: “Is this what it’s like to watch me?”

[@RansfieldProdution]

That's when you know your out of control, when you remind damian of damian

[@st4rryk]

"I thought the crib of your youngest was right next to the front door." "That's the guard."

[@The_Asexual_Gamer666]

They’d be the kind of guard to get shot in the neck and go “must’ve been the wind”.

[@Lina-nh1rt]

Missed the opportunity to name the pancake gun a "Batter Blaster™"

[@alisaishere]

There already is a batter blaster out there, so they couldn't.

[@Lina-nh1rt]

@@alisaishere Name it the "Better Batter Blaster™" then lol

[@davel7037]

Jizzcakes

[@delryn256]

That sounds like such a dirty euphemism 😂

[@Jackskellinington]

Damian: where does life hacks come from Everyone else: five minute hacks

[@maddie_r0se142]

And don’t forget troom troom

[@Dudeman9339]

aka, Russian content farms.

[@huntarioussmudatoms5821]

Shayne: what does Beatriz do for a living? Damien: She doesn’t!!! Shayne, she’s a banana 😂. Damien and Shayne are my favorite duo on all of KZbin. Had me almost choking on my 3 musketeers bar 😅

[@tessaleeds1753]

Cody and Noel are my fav duo

[@jimmybrainard1019]

“What does Beatriz do for a living?” “She DOESNT” My new favorite Smosh quote lmao

[@Alys913]

I’ve said this once and I’ll say it again: If someone asks me who Damien and Shane are, these are the videos. These are the ones.

[@camplemons5663]

12:52 "you can't kill a succulent unless you're trying" me who has killed two succulents and a cactus purely by accident before: "oops"

[@takingbackthecity1]

Based on hair length alone, I can only assume that Shayne and Damien have decided to star in an exact remake of the fourth Harry Potter movie.

[@rhysfaulkner803]

Others: How's your life going 2020? Me: I'm a grown man, moved back in with family, it's a friday night watching 2 other grown men cutting up and talking to bananas.

[@yazanal-shabatat5340]

Same bro ... same

[@richardmoore6078]

It's clips like this, that make you forget Shayne has a degree in psychology.

[@brittanygayle2060]

I want more of these two together. Their energy is everything.

[@laurenalicemali]

Things that have not aged well: “I know what I’m doing with these blades”

[@MalevolentLich]

Came here to find this comment 😂😂

[@caf110]

Y

[@breannaadams4058]

*immediate worry* What's up?

[@dayworm]

@@caf110 he cut the crap out of his thumb while cooking a few days ago and had to go to the emergency room

[@devindaniels8871]

Scrolled thought these comments just to find a Damien finger comment hahaha

[@hearthearts23]

Damien: "I know what I'm doing with these blades" Also Damien: *slices his finger trying to cut bread*

[@Gunther137]

Damien: "Nails for breakfast, and tacks for snacks." Ah, Damien has a fever he can't sweat out. Edit: typo

[@sshawauthor4583]

👏👏👏

[@delta_atled]

damien is the emo boy of my dreams, that's my favorite panic song

[@haydenmckenna6567]

I was literally about to comment this exact thing. Jesus christ we have a hive mind.

[@a-stoodle1350]

hhhhh hh the reference

[@ashleyno4300]

Y3sss

[@petrostsatsaris9278]

The chemistry between these two is unbelievable. I can't get enough

[@julialabusch9403]

"I've cut off more fingers than you even have, Buddy."

[@SingingWithWings]

And then he proceeds to slice his thumb open.

[@venusreilly662]

"oh, brr, what a cold day. go pats." as someone from massachusetts I can confirm that is exactly what it is like to live here. go pats.

[@dailydryad]

When Damien says simulacrum and you remember that he was the so random cast’s tutor for a reason

[@DamienHaasTV]

Awwwwwww ❤️

[@joseflipsok614]

13:19 I’m dying because he just completely missed his hood

[@tylersouthall842]

Let’s not ignore Damian said he might be a serial killer.

[@litzt3453]

we pretty much knew. The kid is losing his sanity.

[@xxrainbow_ghoulxx6524]

@@litzt3453 What sanity? Have you been watching him for the past few years? He's been kinda crazy for awhile, but mostly just chaotic good.

[@darthinsidious838]

" *MOOOMM!!!* Phineas and Ferb gave Damien too much coffee again!!"

[@DamienHaasTV]

I’m not gonna take that from someone with squirrels in their pants.

[@darthinsidious838]

@@DamienHaasTV It's not my fault squirrels like nuts!!

[@kathwe7497]

british people to americans: why’re you so happy? americans: i made gun pancakes ;)

[@Swirlingflame]

You've got to admit, it'd make Pancake Day a whole lot more interesting

[@alisaishere]

@@Swirlingflame Especially since British pancakes have a thin batter like they used. US pancake batter is often much thicker and wouldn't shoot out the gun.

[@Swirlingflame]

@@alisaishere Then you could shoot out mixed golden syrup and lemon juice to top it off haha

[@Beatriz_Emely]

17:56 This whole bit just made my entire day. I rarely ever hear my name anywhere AND to have it spelled my way? Thanks boys 🥺❤

[@beatrizchapa5817]

Same😂

[@beatricedeleon8159]

Ayyyy, same 😂

[@RansfieldProdution]

Do you also not live for a living?

[@ASierraV4]

My favorite thing was he moved the box cutter at 15:47 just to be sure in case Shayne kept being dramatic so he didn't get hurt 🥺🥰

[@gigiornelas-emerick5864]

them: you can’t kill a succulent unless you’re trying me: has had a succulent for less than a week and it’s already dying. -_- seriously tho how do i take care of my succulent???

[@itrickyalove]

How many times have you watered it?

[@rusty_lee6472]

You're probably over watering it. Just a quick google will tell you alot!

[@FirstnameLastname-bd9we]

I water my succulents once a week and with like a few tablespoons of water

[@sinemkaraaslan6363]

I once forgot about my succulent for 6 months and it was doing amazing, the second I started taking care of it it started dying

[@john2381]

When it begs for water and live, quench its thirst

[@drippedsquidward5860]

BREAKING NEWS: Shayne and Damien leave Smosh for 5-Minute Crafts.

[@katelinstubbs8512]

That or troom troom

[@iFireRonin]

The answer to the strawberry question is 0. Those are tiny specs are the actual fruit.

[@skyw3419]

No no, it's -32.4682

[@josie474]

Fruit growing fruit

[@sp00ky_gh0st7]

200

[@sp00ky_gh0st7]

Strawberries are the only fruit that wear their seeds on the outside. The average berry is adorned with some 200 of them

[@darthinsidious838]

@@skyw3419 Wait, you guys are guessing numbers?

[@ArinHaag93]

Damien's laugh is the most joyous thing I have ever heard.

[@LittleRedDaffodil]

everyone's "whoooooa" when Damien spiral cut the banana is just me during this whole series

[@itselsanichols]

13:33-14:10 is the funniest and most chaotic thing I’ve seen in awhile. Very much needed that laugh 😂

[@EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken]

Shayne: “This is going to work perfectly, *I haVenT teSted thiS oUt yeT* “

[@Daboss-kq3jm]

I’m a simple man I see Shayne and Damien I click

[@jdwmyt]

Q: What do you call a guy who never farts in public? A: A private tutor.

[@madz5308]

They should make a shirt that says “whoaaaaa oops” with Beatriz

[@Beatriz_Emely]

I would love this 😂

[@donovans8904]

Damian: Shayne, why are you putting pancake batter in a water gun? Shayne: I learned it from watching you.

[@Jim-tb7sj]

This series needs to come back

[@kevinkloft9531]

"Previously on Hacking Off: Meat Kisses"

[@luvnblood]

damien has really descended into insanity and i’m absolutely living for it

[@kanou7473]

I'd be down for them being the next "Ian and Anthony"

[@corvinstory]

one of them better not leave this time

[@atermoiement]

Shayne with the squirt gun is how I imagine boys in the bathroom would be. "Bro, look! I can be way over here!" *hitting everywhere but where they should*

[@percybertin5628]

11:51 I’m Not The Only Person That Read “Potted Plant Pizza” Right?

[@thatonegayfrog5246]

13:52 Damien: It's not a gun.... it's a batter no one me: ITS A BATTER BLASTER!

[@rott4hutt]

Whenever it's just Shayne and Damien it's just pure chaos

[@doinkaltexe7399]

People are asking if Shayne’s okay but like,,, Damien you doin okay buddy?

[@Nax_uthala]

5:20 the best part of this video imo

[@Shannontaylort]

"nails for breakfast, tacks for snacks" mad emo respect for that Damien

[@diyanaanuar]

Damien * with Dora's voice * : Do you know how many seeds there are? Me : No Damien : Very good. You don't. 🤣🤣

[@TheDaphne56]

Shayne: "Every time Damien speaks I learn new words I've never heard before" Me: Oh you too?

[@cherrybomb1130]

Damien takes up 50% Of my vocabulary

[@aapiepo]

I love the guy from So Random and Owen Wilson just laughing and destroying stuf... MeEt KiSsEs!

[@limoala4719]

“You’ve already beaten Antòn Miljökvkch so many times”😂😂😂

[@matthewlopez6836]

10:16 i love shayne's delayed reaction

[@cami491]

Can we get merch with ‘Meat kisses’?! I’d totally buy it.

[@xviolettevendetta]

7:12 damien shaking in solidarity is the best thing i've seen all day

[@FrancescaAR16]

Damien : I was a leather craftsman, I know what I'm doing with these blades. Me: Says the guy who went to the ER after cutting his thumb off while making a sandwich a few days ago...

[@DamienHaasTV]

I hadn’t gotten to the meat yet. Bread is different from leather.

[@The_Google_User]

@@DamienHaasTV i hope they slapped that baby back on you need those to work a controller my guy

[@Verylengthyapple]

Nobody: Shayne: _high pitched an all laugh_ *HEHH HEHH HEHH HEHH*

[@MissIpaMusic]

10:30 got me googling how many seeds are in fact in an average strawberry. The answer was 200.

[@mickeylewis831]

“i know what i’m doing with these blades.” Damien’s instagram story is shaking

[@valee-3667]

''I've cut off more fingers that you even have, buddy'' Damien: litteraly a few days ago cuts his own finger making a sandwich. The boy ain't lying.

[@scottscott9874]

2:50 This Panic! At The Disco reference is the best thing ever😂

[@witabit15]

Damien: casually mentions an old Panic! at the Disco song Me: another reason why I believe Damien is the best member of Smosh

[@jlstump849]

“Nails For Breakfast, Tacks For Snacks” 😭. The Panic! energy is strong.

[@froglad5095]

Damien was funny as hell this episode, really stepping up his game

[@lunabluee]

"Your baby is your guard" Thats big brain.

[@WorrilessWildflower]

I really just want to see a bunch of people walking around with plants in their hoods. It gives me some utopian future vibes. 🤣

[@Tayl0r_]

Noah Dimas or Black Mirror. Depending on how you feel about earth worms.

[@briannacoates8420]

“You can’t kill a succulent unless your trying” ..... I killed one once. I didn’t mean too. We had a funeral

[@FoxStitch21]

Bring this series backkk! Or any series that is the chaos of Damien & Shayne semi-unsupervised.

[@nicholaswong2184]

Shaymien makes the absolute best content, we need more!

[@mayab.r8293]

"nails for breakfast, tacks for snacks" yass damien! Thanks for the panic! At the disco reference

[@evanescent_light]

YESS

[@bethanyjohorton6716]

Came looking for this comment haha

[@flourfacegerard1019]

Been searching for this comment, new he probably was emo, but this is great

[@skippyyy1311]

I love how many jokes Shane makes about chili’s but they’ve never done every chili’s ever

[@abbieberry8430]

16:37 how I’m going to open my bananas from now on 😂

[@captainironbat8193]

Ah. No wonder they're called "straw" berries.