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@Luissm992 жыл бұрын
Bring back TMP
@geelee19772 жыл бұрын
So, if we fans each create another profile in KZbin and subscribe to this AWESOME cult, then can give Chris his million followers. Problem solved✌️
@Mikol_Billy2 жыл бұрын
How the fuck is this comment 16H ago but the video is 5H ago
@mariuswg2 жыл бұрын
@@Luissm99 ~33^09.03.21
@staysmuth2 жыл бұрын
Who made the outro song?
@GoddessSparkle212 жыл бұрын
I love how Chris speaks Spanish with an Italian accent 😂
@camiii42612 жыл бұрын
chris's impression of those buzzers at restaurants was INSANE
@MrDanSpank2 жыл бұрын
Didn’t know I would love that impression so much.
@Gottislaps2 жыл бұрын
Dead ass !
@juliaeve2 жыл бұрын
RIGHT!!??
@ethank43522 жыл бұрын
As a member of the Supercult, I demand 30mins of extra podcast.
@jonathanbaker10042 жыл бұрын
I'm about to have to get that patron need more silly goose time!!
@bori13cua2 жыл бұрын
Supercult leaders response. Paytreon
@nickbrenner64592 жыл бұрын
Ethan Klein? Is that you?!
@ethank43522 жыл бұрын
@@nickbrenner6459 Yeah dude, howd you know?
@gloverelaxis2 жыл бұрын
don't you care that this guy's a paedophile?
@tifffff94512 жыл бұрын
"Ill pretend that burrito was a homeless person and ill house that"...Chris was so proud of that one😂
@cheezie31352 жыл бұрын
“I’m not fuckin sooooo imma get the cheese fries” -Chris Delia 2022
@haileyoslund2 жыл бұрын
Made me laugh out loud.
@TheMMATicket2 жыл бұрын
Just got a phone call from Wichita..so I answered and said WIII WIII WICHITA...and the guy hung up lmao..Spin move mentality 🤣
@dominick3662 жыл бұрын
The fact that some of the words he said in spanish made sense in context is hilarious 😂
@jessevennard26402 жыл бұрын
To go from Chet Hanks immediately into Ini Kamoze and Snow? And sing them?!? Can’t stop crying. The tall grass is calling me.
@nathanperez13622 жыл бұрын
That first “biles done” caught me way off guard 😂😂😂
@souldierkid2 жыл бұрын
I never get tired of Chris's passive aggressive congratulations intros bro😭😭😭😭
@Lechatnoir32 жыл бұрын
to yet ANOTHER 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 episode….of…congratulations…..
@teejay51572 жыл бұрын
Yeah he like ugh 🙄 he's doing another one isn't he, yeah he is dude we keepm rolling, what episode is this? Who the fuck knows cause we keep rollingmout weekly
@Noturbusiness912 жыл бұрын
“ wig pushed back” never gets old
@uueyesh89092 жыл бұрын
Get ur dad AND ur brother on for episode 300..100%
@NateEsq2 жыл бұрын
That “files done” hit me so hard that I almost fell over in my bathroom. No shit. I laughed so hard my dog got scared. Holy shit man.
@TheLilE19932 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@Nanokeeps2 жыл бұрын
Fucking dooooneeeee
@elwiub2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@DanRyanCarter2 жыл бұрын
Wow I can't believe how much every single reggae song sounded identical. I always felt like that was true, but didn't expect it to actually be so severe listening to them back to back lol 😂
@williamritter40062 жыл бұрын
I love how Chris has no fear of ever running his trap . Its beautiful to watch . Nailed it with the Jason murazz comment .
@StoryLoreStudio2 жыл бұрын
This is the best medicine. I don't need pills to get in a happy mood I just listen to congratulations.
@jumoliz2 жыл бұрын
Exactly!!!
@user-uw9bo8io8f2 жыл бұрын
This is our cult leader back in his element eating a sandwich like a carton character in one bite. I love it
@vicchecksitout95372 жыл бұрын
He’s my favorite person he makes me laugh but the reggae portion had me screaming with tears 😂
@jaybrack72722 жыл бұрын
Love how Chris’ whole mission in life is to make people smile, and he says it scares the shit outta him? 😂
@bmac215philly2 жыл бұрын
Bored at work and then this drops. S’perfect
@CallMeTony_SB2 жыл бұрын
This is the best episode in a while Chris, and you got it finally. we're not fans, we are your supporters/community. still going strong on the cult 💪🙇♂️
@christianl52832 жыл бұрын
Appreciate the late birthday gift. Day off today from work and this epi is easing out the hangover
@Mikol_Billy2 жыл бұрын
Chris is so expressive he still couldn’t help but be animated when making fun of Drake’s deadpan face
@davidperez50892 жыл бұрын
Time stamp it baby.
@Mikol_Billy2 жыл бұрын
@@davidperez5089 41:45
@decency65582 жыл бұрын
damn no podcast makes me laugh harder than this one.. goes with my ADD brain perfectly
@haileyoslund2 жыл бұрын
I have adhd and I’ve thought the same exact thing! His vocal inflections and animated voice engage my brain unlike anything else. To me, I view Chris as ADD/ADHD personified. He’s like a living external example of what it’s like to have it. 😂
@chashmal102 жыл бұрын
Add cool
@uselessinformation17022 жыл бұрын
@@haileyoslund this comment gave me ADHD
@jumoliz2 жыл бұрын
I love this
@Strengthside2 жыл бұрын
596k 4 LYFE
@ATXCypher2 жыл бұрын
Damn haven't check out Congratulations since my job let me go for watching podcasts all day. Good to be back!
@mattconrad28982 жыл бұрын
It's funny how Chris has said that if you know lyrics to songs youre a psycho but then sings a quarter of a song in another language 🤣🤣
@joesaintjames62212 жыл бұрын
😭
@Lord-of-the-bunda2 жыл бұрын
“Sacramento where you at” killed me 😂😂😂
@MichaelPlum2 жыл бұрын
To call stockton the kind of white with tattoos, a flat brimmed hat slightly to the side, calling out to random people was the most truthful thing I've ever heard
@creteoxford2032 жыл бұрын
Does Chris not know that's a fake Drake voice-over 🤔 LOL WOW, Imagine doing a voice over so well, Chris makes a segment. Wow. Life Rips.
@ether7252 жыл бұрын
didnt even sound like him...
@wes79492 жыл бұрын
@@ether725 yeah it didn't lmao
@supa282 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo yeah the whole time I was wishing I could tell him it’s not even Drake speaking
@jessicagallegos27152 жыл бұрын
My favorite notification. Life rips!
@truethehero2 жыл бұрын
Thursday here we go.
@sergionunez64292 жыл бұрын
"mi bueno chile relleno" killed me.
@geelee19772 жыл бұрын
He learned Spanish from Beavis and Butt-Head 😂
@jumoliz2 жыл бұрын
😂
@jasonetchingham95872 жыл бұрын
Saw you in Oakland! Had me laughing uncontrollably. “Bardar”
@Pio_3012 жыл бұрын
hope you come back to Stockton, it was awesome having you here.
@jordanheimer7742 жыл бұрын
Chris, you make life rip.. Thanks for the laughs.
@JR-tc7ck2 жыл бұрын
"Legalize It" - Peter Tosh Before solo, He was one of the Wailers...aka Bob Marley & the Wailers. 💯
@cogean2 жыл бұрын
25:50 yes, Chris, there is a BIG difference between the two and you know it :)
@brentrothery24192 жыл бұрын
Chris stopping mid sentence and just saying nah killed me😂
@thatguy98072 жыл бұрын
Runka dunk dunk, two babies in a bunk. Let's goooooooo
@rachelle888182 жыл бұрын
Not Chris talking like Dracula and then putting 'man' at the end to make it sound Jamaican 😆😆😆
@gattiyon2 жыл бұрын
the first bile's done GOT ME DUDE
@Therileyrileyriley2 жыл бұрын
I was waiting anxiously for the Stockton review, being from Sacramento, and am not disappointed.
@AshyJ922 жыл бұрын
Favourite pod hands down
@hazyrob2 жыл бұрын
Props for the Slipknot/ Mudvayne reference 😂😂😂🤘🤘🤘
@racheller87532 жыл бұрын
Dude reggae music makes you feel so good I honestly could listen to it all day I just get in my head and the regular background the repetitiveness is soothing for some reason we're all a little bit weird... peace
@Sam_splatter2 жыл бұрын
Chris won’t see this, but also he doesn’t care, but also bob Marley, Peter tosh and bunny wailer were all in the wailers together. 🐐
@thomassmith81922 жыл бұрын
chris is once again spittin facts. people who smile are 100% hiding something. I haven't smiled since I was 10 years old and sure I'm the youngest middle aged man on the planet but it holds true
@yobodyisbangin2 жыл бұрын
OMG THE THEATRE SHOWER PART HAD ME DYING 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Searero2 жыл бұрын
Said he was gonna do tinder posts but didn't do tinder posts YEEEEEESS dude!
@justintindel92712 жыл бұрын
I nearly crashed when he said “don Juan Stockton”.
@modruliner2452 жыл бұрын
Anybody else shoutin’ IT’S SEAN KINGSTON , but when he said Sean Paul you were like, “ohhh yeah I guess🤔”
@moneyshotmonday74712 жыл бұрын
ready for a hoot and a holler
@racheller87532 жыл бұрын
I love Calvin and family material, updates and content!!
@lebronfan6662 жыл бұрын
36:20 😂 yessss that’s why we here for this ! Here for da CULT 🙌🏽
@jennabolmgren2 жыл бұрын
The Monte Cristo/food truck story was so perfectly told 😂
@caseychin36982 жыл бұрын
Just came from the last King Sting and Wing (And Sing), basically 2 and half hours of Chris and Erik roasting the shit outta Brendan haha. And Loved every second of it! Anyways sup Babies!
@danielmccorriston74502 жыл бұрын
Love this thanks Chris
@nicolelapilusa11002 жыл бұрын
That’s why Therepist’s always tell you if you’re trying to quit alcohol not to also quit smoking. Too much at once, setting yourself up for failure. Get the cheese fries dude!!! Love ya.
@phillipoconnor7182 жыл бұрын
Chris’s Jamaican accent = Reggae Dracula
@LivingOutloudWithAshleyStone2 жыл бұрын
Runk city bro
@Kenpachi_White7072 жыл бұрын
I love how his Jamaican accent is just the count from sesame street. 😂 Lol
@DanRyanCarter2 жыл бұрын
Best horror movie I've ever seen was called VHS. It's found footage style, where these robbers break into an abandoned house and find a box of vhs tapes that each contain a recording of a different horrific situation, and the tapes function like separate short stories within the larger framework of the robbers watching the tapes in the house. Very unique and well made, I've never been disturbed for so long after watching a horror movie as this one. Highly recommend. There's a sequel but it's not nearly as good, wouldn't recommend the second one.
@WoodenWizard2 жыл бұрын
26:58 dropping Duchamp's definition of art without even knowing it.
@keithgordon38232 жыл бұрын
Chris is so pissed off at that FOOD TRUCK 🚛 🌮 🍔!!! 😂😂😂
@spencerbnoble29532 жыл бұрын
GUHGUNKIN' on a Thursday.
@LoogieRules2 жыл бұрын
When i saw The griff reel, I literally laughed out loud
@1800cxllect2 жыл бұрын
I don't think it's a shadowban. I think it's "Supercult Studios" the name that has the subscriptions at a hault
@dobrilabijelic16312 жыл бұрын
Combined with the change of thumbnail too. It came up in my subscription list and I was like "WTF is this shit".. 🤦🏻♀️
@jumoliz2 жыл бұрын
He is expanding, real babies must boost the algorithm cause life rips
@sblood-pq9ho2 жыл бұрын
Starts at 3:00
@nickbf012 жыл бұрын
wow, that is the most realistic vibrating sound effect i've ever heard someone make. I thought my phone was shakin m'desk
@DanRyanCarter2 жыл бұрын
Also I can't believe Chris is friends with the guy from Primer. That was a great indie sci-fi movie!
@rheisstephens48822 жыл бұрын
lmao, im from fayetteville, arkansas and you talking about that exec caught me so off guard. gotta love it
@bfoz2 жыл бұрын
Lol, no Original Grain link in the description?? I wonder if they'll pull the sponsor.
@MirahertzOfficial2 жыл бұрын
Yo man, thanks!
@nicosuave12002 жыл бұрын
Never heard of the new film genre “harr” but I’ll have to check it out..thanks Chris!
@BenjyMaine2 жыл бұрын
We’re here for the silly goose time bud. Those people can’t silly goose it like we can.
@UvaTunes2 жыл бұрын
Laughing so hard at his reactions to Reggae lmao
@Dumbpuppet1012 жыл бұрын
45:05 loool 😂
@UvaTunes2 жыл бұрын
@@Dumbpuppet101 so not political
@JoshisJoshisJosh2 жыл бұрын
47:06 Every day when you're walking down the street
@Drumcomedy2 жыл бұрын
I see Congratulations. I click like. E'Yessss dude!
@gustavod1562 жыл бұрын
Chief engineer of laughter and cheer has been deemed by will sasso already my good man 😂
@Mr.SugeWhite Жыл бұрын
Stockton is like the set of GTA. Its like a real life episode of bait car. Going to san francisco and not getting ur car broken into is like hitting the mega millions
@jacsprat002 жыл бұрын
I love that even his Mexican/Spanish accent sounds S’talian! 😂😂🤌🏼
@elwiub2 жыл бұрын
I thought the same 👏👏🤣🤣
@jumoliz2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@K.Y.H.A.T.U2 жыл бұрын
Limiteddddd Editionnnnn
@nicholaslewis89382 жыл бұрын
When is the log cabin coming? I'm basically a toddler at this point.
@lvx_rose2 жыл бұрын
Runk
@katekacmar71642 жыл бұрын
favoriteeeee thursday notification
@tonyliu99822 жыл бұрын
What we meant by ‘Beyond Meat’ is… we meant noses 😂😂😂😂. Good one Chris. Thanks for the laughs.
@samthethird_2 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah dude, just order some CBD salve for my massage business, gonna be relaxing af now, thanks Chris 🤙🏼
@aarono1800 Жыл бұрын
19:45 😅 I died. That’s so me when hungry
@austint192 жыл бұрын
Chris losing it over the reggae intros absolutely killed me
@derekkiley2 жыл бұрын
Kickstart that algorithm babies!!
@jaimelynnxo2 жыл бұрын
@21 min bi lingual friends are the best it makes room for a lot of silly goose talk 🤣
@nicolelwess2 жыл бұрын
This was a good one.. love when it's a silly goose time 😂
@richkrupansky13392 жыл бұрын
Damn when you told Eric to shut the F up was the funniest part of the podcast. Cant believe people took that serious.
@nicholasjackson87792 жыл бұрын
The first 5 minutes of this was like someone speed reading a dictionary drunk
@deepseablu912 жыл бұрын
Are you new here? 😅
@jasonmelo19742 жыл бұрын
I met Jimmy Cliff, his brother used to work with my dad.
@swiftvixxen2 жыл бұрын
He’s always top dog but this episode really shines. 😂
@joesaintjames62212 жыл бұрын
👌🏼 This one I kept thinking, this is a great episode to use for converting cult members 😄