Do You Need a $400 Juicer?

[@wallace8us]

The funny thing is that the Juicero, the machine itself, is well made with pretty excellent assembly , durable materials and polished finish. A beautiful machine with no purpose whatsoever.

[@supaasandy9807]

That’s where you’re wrong. It had a purpose. . . . . . It gave big profits for some months to some old scammer by not doing anything remarkable or even useful.

[@KoeSeer]

it actually give purpose to people who will fail the logic test. people who bought this are probably same guy who are getting excited when they saw a pamphlete "get rich easy! join out seminar for only $50!"

[@endezeichengrimm]

I'll buy one for $20 and use it to squeeze things.

[@Liitebulb]

Probably a repurposed design originally used for something else

[@uncleruckus3930]

Overengineering usually kills products. Simplicity is what people want.

[@SamuraiPie8111]

this has to be some sort of social experiment about how obsessed people can be about connectivity and the internet. i cannot believe this is a real product.

[@marcuspi999]

There used to be an infomercial for a dinner tray table. They had people reacting like it was so completely revolutionary. "You mean this thing has the ability to set your book on while reading, you can play games on it, you can eat dinner on it, do puzzles on it? What the heck is this thing?" Seriously, it was a small table.

[@GrayShark09]

Milking stupid people can make you rich!

[@arlofs]

You called it man. Juicero just went out of business.

[@grandtheftautoexpert2040]

Agent Bill Wilson Can you Also believe Google put $142 million in it?

[@trbd]

There are hundreds of fundraising project that are as (or even more) useless than this. Look it up

[@secretname2093]

The fact that they made the juicing process slow so it would look like it's actually doing something is genius

[@SDRIFTERAbdlmounaim]

well it was actually doing something... squeezing your juice bag with the hand power of a toddler

[@MiIoTheWizard]

@@SDRIFTERAbdlmounaim I swear, I would bet my entire life savings that a 70 year old grandma can squeeze it faster than that.

[@SDRIFTERAbdlmounaim]

@@MiIoTheWizard did you read my 'about' tab ?

[@MiIoTheWizard]

@@SDRIFTERAbdlmounaim Of course, I read them before I make my comments, actually it’s been a while since I saw an about tab as decently long as yours, noting your specs because why not 😉

[@SDRIFTERAbdlmounaim]

@@MiIoTheWizard thanks fellow stranger, thumbs up !

[@berks10]

Just exposed a company and completely tore them apart financially and emotionally in the span of one minute, well done.

[@themiddleman5886]

Dasho This is how it is supposed to work, good thing the government didn't bail them out. Expectations affect the demand of a product, so now that people learned that Juicero is useless, they demand for their good is almost non-existent.

[@ismaelqasem4063]

They should have juiced it...I'll wait

[@nepalihercules]

YEA THEY WENT BANKRUPT

[@ferdinandkraft857]

I doubt they went bankrupt. The creators of this scam are probably retired in a resort in Monaco or something alike, spending the millions they got from Kickstarter.

[@user-dh4us7eg6r]

You can just buy juice anyway lol

[@Reckno64]

This should actually be shown in schools. Teach children about these kinds of scams....

[@belle4078]

Lol, this was shown in my school!

[@Reckno64]

@@belle4078 that's awesome! Hope more people are doing it!

[@joe6772]

What child would buy even a regular juicer?

[@augustovasconcellos7173]

@Rich 91 Your bait game is pathetic. Get some better material.

[@OppenMinerDev]

Just saw this in University

[@eblu_]

I'm still amazed at how a single video can kill all the momentum of a single product instantly

[@poopyjohn8182]

Fr why couldn’t bloomberg mind they own business /s

[@RandomVidsforthought]

​@@poopyjohn8182Not you defending juicero

[@TellyVee]

@@RandomVidsforthoughtThey’re not defending Juicero, the “/s” at the end of their message indicates sarcasm…

[@RandomVidsforthought]

@@TellyVee I use tone indicators too, i was just tired when i replied to OP

[@bartlett2335]

This is the most devastating piece of journalism ever produced

[@Submersed24]

isn't the point of a juicer so you DON'T have to buy prepackaged food?

[@Oban2006]

Submersed24 scam

[@JarOfRats]

The point of the Juicero is to sell your personal information. Plus, they make money off the users, too. Also, Google was stupid enough to fund them...wait for it... 120 MILLION dollars.

[@TheRibbonRed]

Google was probably the VIP for that sweet private information. Guess people are not that stupid yet, if it did fail.

[@metalim]

Considering they got away with 120 million dollars, I can hardly call it a "failure".

[@eddieleirus2961]

sometimes people don't wanna wash dishes so this is for classy butt lazy wanna be clean people what I'd say to them is " that is 0 to100 percent too the extreme level of stupidity to buy this 400$ dallor juicer " .

[@mfmf100]

Why am I buying pre-packaged packs for my juicer anyway? Why don't I just buy juice then?

[@joshuapengson8194]

I love all the things you just mentioned but I still like eating apples by hand.

[@EMSpdx]

I am their target demo and even I think this is pure nonsense, though. A VitaMix costs less and can make juice. A Breville juicers cost 1/4 of this device and makes juice. Both do it without subscriptions of precut veggies/fruit

[@__aceofspades]

They arent the same. Vitamix is a blender, which introduces heat and air to the juice, which isnt great. Anyone that own a traditional juicer knows its a pain cutting fruit and veggies, and then spending 15 minutes cleaning the machine for 1-2 cups of juice. While the Juicero is a complete scam, the idea behind it is zero hassle homemade fresh juice, like if you went to a restaurant that did this, but like I said, this is a scam.

[@MrHondezzy831]

ac3ofspades878 take this L you clearly spent $400

[@sasayaki]

It's for people that have no business having a knife in their hands, lazy, or live in the wilderness but can get some mail somehow.

[@BarrCode674]

Imagine buying a Capri Sun pouch, then paying $400 for the straw.

[@timvolli602]

Rofl

[@nh_wl]

This is a golden comment if I ever saw one

[@ChristinaMagma]

Nah at least the straw is useful, this machine is literally useless

[@davidswanson5669]

You single-handedly concentrated the argument into one perfectly juicy example.

[@KetanAdam]

You just made that company go bankrupt. Haha.

[@RealCheesyBread]

Google User actually many more people started getting refunds. Also they did go bankrupt.

[@tongong]

Google User Google it

[@NicolasSilvaVasault]

Google User are you that stupid? it was everywhere on the news and internet, it went bankrupt

[@winddoggo9406]

Google User Just search it up and you'll get a tons of results that did go bankrupt

[@mufasaiam7794]

No they didn't

[@faithfulyoshi]

The only thing the Juicero machine properly juices is your wallet.

[@TheRibbonRed]

And your private information. Don't forget your Wi-Fi connectivity!

[@dwighttheislander7369]

FaithfulYoshi haha! nice one

[@thevanillawhale4641]

Ha gottem.

[@MrChadwke]

@Funkelicious Cream Crakker 🤘

[@pd6805]

FaithfulYoshi your do is awesome

[@DeviemTwen]

Juicero is the only juicer I know to be WiFi connected, cost $700, have a subscription service, and it's whole legacy ruined by ONE video.

[@canalrandom1016]

1 minute video to be specific xD

[@tezcanaslan2877]

It had a legacy?

[@user-cu1uj6bl3r]

@@tezcanaslan2877 it really did. Its legendary status honestly. i think about the failed legacy of the juicero more than a lot of other legacies.

[@user-ol5tu9rl2h]

@@tezcanaslan2877not a legacy but it did receive insane amounts of funding

[@polarbread]

The video is merely a catalyst

[@GregDannerVideos]

I enjoy the idea of a juicer needing WiFi to work. It is difficult to find an Ethernet connection for my blender, especially when I also need a 4G connection to download my strawberries from the grocery store. This is an improvement in regards to convenience.

[@henry-ys8wp]

i hate it when i cant eat my banana when my internet is down

[@rusampler1877]

Jokes become reality.

[@aalliissaann]

Lmao

[@gillenzfluff8380]

Greg Danner They secretly dowload piss into every juicero!

[@AlyphRat]

I have a shitty Dial Up connection. It takes a long time to the food get to my stomach, and sometimes, the food just freezes in my mouth.

[@Xifihas]

There is literally no reason for this to exist.

[@giokyo9465]

Xifihas like us

[@danielhoover5169]

Except money going into the company's pockets :/

[@ZeoViolet]

It's a gullibility tester of the first rank!!!

[@BlackFlagHeathen]

Actually, there’s two: 1. Quick buck 2. Spy on people and sell their personal information

[@julianwidjaja4896]

Meme!

[@icecoldyellow]

A literal "I'm about to end this man's whole career"

[@easterncake2227]

k

[@Profus3ly]

And the founder was a MAN.

[@allwhatilove914]

So fcking true!

[@Мэтью-ъ3л]

How to ruin a company in 1 easy step

[@vantablack2565]

Cat Attack SAN FRANCISCO HATES THEM !!!!

[@gab_v250]

@@vantablack2565 Really?

[@gab_v250]

@Cloud9 well, if it was a meme, Bloomberg applied it to reality, I see.

[@CS_Mango]

4 tons of pressure by this tiny mashines. What a lame joke. And I'm sure this thing, if actually made this pressure, wouldnt be legal to sell to the public.

[@calvinnickel9995]

@ magna carge 4 tons isn’t a lot. Especially for something incompressible like solids or liquids. A floor jack or hydraulic press from Harbor Freight can produce 5 tons of force. If something breaks, the force is almost instantly removed. Where it starts to get dangerous is if that energy is in compressed gasses or springs. These will be accelerated to high speeds by that type of force if there is a failure. Still.. a propane tank has all of that in addition to the combustible properties of the gas. A small BBQ propane tank 12.5” in diameter and 24” high with 100 psi of propane is holding back a total force of 150 tons!

[@andreikeda]

Amazing business model. Step 1) put juice in a bag. Step 2) sell juice. Step 3) charge $400 for a machine to take the juice out of the bag. Bonus Step) Put wi-fi on the machine, you are now entitled to silicon valley valuations.

[@OMGVLS]

You forgot the part about how you can only buy the juice bags if you own the machine.

[@astral_fetus]

and how the bags of fruit (that you can only buy from the company) are the only thing that work with the machine

[@truints]

They aren't bags of fruit, they are bags of juice.

[@FutariHitoriDAi]

André Ikeda Step 4: Profit (off idiots)

[@welestgw]

Liquid fruit.

[@aromlevoful]

Years later and I still come back to this video, it's just amazing to me how there's actual people in the world in whose minds this product is desirable. I'm sure in the future something like this will make a comeback, they'll add something like an electronic lock on the pouches that needs to be unlocked by a QR code scanned by the machine.

[@nubianecutie]

I think we all thought the fruit was chopped up and still needed some force to turn into juice. We didn't know it was just juice in a container that has a straw mouth that you can just sip from.

[@iidentifyasaPSLGoddess]

Um this was already a feature, are you trolling?

[@lo_2710]

I come back as well. It’s such an epic video.

[@Pit_Winder]

STOP! You're giving them ideas!

[@dalfifran7572]

@@Pit_Winder It already happens for years unfortunately. Ink Jet printer for instances. Hopefully public more aware of this nonsense subscription/cloud feature on appliances which serve no purposes than just milking customer money.

[@ghostgirl7089]

Short Answer: *no.*

[@greenfingernaildirt356]

Ghostgirl 708 long answer: *noooooooooooooooo*

[@raliixaviero4674]

WoT theshadow9929 longer answer: *hell no to the fucking nopeland of no*

[@greatorder]

Answer translated into several languages: No, non, nein, nyet, geen, jo, አይ,لا, 'a'ole, ei, babu, бp, maya

[@faxx8832]

Ghostgirl 708 *another shorter answer, my username*

[@cyanisntcontent_creator]

Actual Long Answer: **this video**

[@killbot1974]

I'm by no means an environmentalist, but the sheer waste of resources involved with this product is mindblowing.

[@graphite2786]

ッ More like "environmentalists". Real environmentalists slammed the whole concept and were partly responsible for exposing this scam. That same conman is now trying to sell "raw" water. I kid you not. ( Untreated water from creeks)

[@VampLovr54]

What’s next? The air company from the Lorax becoming real? I don’t think that’s something you can put a price on, lol.

[@Horny_Fruit_Flies]

How can you NOT be an environmentalist? Don't u care about the environment/

[@platypiisaweirdword]

@@Horny_Fruit_Flies Right? What an odd thing to say

[@ThalesWell]

You should probably be an environmentalist

[@russianfirepower5338]

Juicero: exists Bloomberg: I’m about to end this mans whole career.

[@KrysKu07]

This isn't a joke Its a fact

[@TheRishabhkumar]

Its a squeezer not a juicer. It just squeezes out already made juice. what's the point in buying this?

[@Ow-OMG]

Rishabh Kumar Bonus points. Four tons of poooowweeeer! But no.

[@Cookie-rm4bc]

There's no juice inside, it's just vegetables. But good point, you can just squeeze it by hand.

[@BigeuleLP]

Rishabh Kumar It connects to the internet. For no reason

[@potato_nugget]

To look rich. (Like people who buy Rolex watches and apple products)

[@Sabaelos]

Yorkiesrule why go so far as to having internet to check expiration dates when you could use your eyes lol. Or just implement a time and date recognition by you setting it up like a normal clock and the juicer just scanning the date and comparing the data.

[@TenThousandMethod]

uh oh, Juicero buyers got scammed...

[@Stackondat]

no

[@ghettobrown209]

TheFloyd that over grown ompa loompa

[@welestgw]

Jokes on them, no one is buying it anyway.

[@adammeyer1524]

I wouldn't worry too much about those two.

[@HarrLable]

Whoever bought this deserved to be conned

[@elhermanomark2654]

You know what the sad part is? It's twice as fast to just squeeze it since you don't have to connect your phone and wifi.

[@iidentifyasaPSLGoddess]

Even faster if you just use scissors to cut the corners of the pouch

[@hilotakenaka]

$399 I can buy a chair for that price

[@LodewijkFidder]

Y do u need such an expensive chair tho

[@hilotakenaka]

Lodewijk Fidder it was a pewdiepie joke

[@LodewijkFidder]

Toffolus o *O K*

[@விஷ்ணு_கார்த்திக்]

Or a sweet ass gaming rig

[@toragic3432]

ikr it can even do this

[@Movie_Games]

Those bags of juice are $8 each too. Must be nice to have more money than brains.

[@tka6670]

Maren Jasper "to have brains" is actually something like a figure of speech (not sure what to call it exactly), usually its used to refer to intelligence... Edit: Wait are you making a joke? I feel stupid now...

[@Samantha-lr9qe]

Ki Ha figurative speech:)

[@UnderscoreZeroLP]

+Tk A Yeah you'd better feel fucking stupid jesus

[@Randomguy-wd5lw]

look like somebody didn't have brains

[@wildbeast3106]

Movie Games or just buy the bags instead of the machines lmao cheap way to get ez juice

[@Czelonka]

What's especially hilarious about this video is that they used a very small boned, skinny-fingered person to demonstrate the fact it could be self-squeezed.

[@dragons_red]

Aka a female

[@Czelonka]

@@dragons_red of course, who else drinks expensive juice so much they need a freakin machine in their home?

[@egorsilovs156]

@@Czelonka Juicers aren’t all that uncommon to own...

[@0xC]

@@egorsilovs156 Yeah, but the Juicero isn't a Juicer, it's a glorified hydraulic press.

[@tristan6509]

@@Czelonka juices aren't expensive, these are just super overpriced You can get a can get a cold press juicer for 1/4 of this juicero and it makes actual juice instead of just squeezing out capri sun packets

[@chetansoni7444]

maybe I should start selling leafs on eBay and brand it as an organic toilet paper.

[@LiikeAralleyrace]

Chetan Soni I'm about to make millions

[@lordkrythic6246]

Chetan Soni I could totally see idiots buying this. You could even have different leaves, like Cedar, Douglas Fir, etc.

[@ParkerRu4ka]

Here is a cutting-edge innovation: you can squeeze that pack directly in your mouth! You don't even need a glass!

[@tybofborg]

Oh wooow, progress! This needs to be studied further. Maybe someday we'll even crack the technology of somehow consuming _raw fruit_, without any mechanical aid... Well, maybe. It could just be a pipe dream.

[@Bibiinaz_]

Meowgenta ... P-Pardon..?

[@EsmeeHulskamp]

you should start a kickstarter!!

[@ParkerRu4ka]

with all due respect "raw fruit" and "juice" are different products

[@gloriousseapancake]

I think Meowgenta has just said, the stupidest comment I think I have ever heard in my lifetime. I seriously hope you are just joking.

[@brightblackhole2442]

it is incredible how bloomberg found someone with 4 tons of grip strength to crush the juice bag into oblivion

[@henry-ys8wp]

i hate it when i cant eat my banana when my internet is down

[@PM_ME_MESSIAEN_PICS]

Username checks out

[@mr.marmot39]

what is the purpose of a "juicer" if you can only use the fruit from the company ? and later can be used WITHOUT the juicer....

[@blooduhz]

Worse, what if the company will fold and stop supplying the juice bags any time and left the customers with that useles $400 juicer machine

[@mr.marmot39]

it is said that i can squeeze up to 4 tons of force... lets make a hydraulic juicer channel!

[@r3dp1ll]

yes ! that this thing got funded tells you about how dumb investors can be sometimes.

[@EMSpdx]

But there is already a hydraulic juicer on the market: It's called the Norwalk!

[@mbarre123]

Your profile pic perfectly describes your comment

[@gatoooom_]

The simple fact that this 1-minute video of Bloomberg simply ended a company it's great

[@mutoneon]

There is an aisle in your grocery store that sells bottled juice. Hell, there are probably two of them.

[@Stackondat]

what is this technology....

[@missanthrope2158]

matthias Lmao

[@user-rc9jf8ng2k]

Bottled juice? What is this? The Middle ages? Get hip to this world of great technology.

[@anthonyseboe4646]

"Get hip"...sorry what era are you from?

[@Strangething90]

see, i could understand this being $400 if it made the juice star trek style.

[@mannyechaluce3814]

Eat the fruit instead and get the fiber :D

[@mannyechaluce3814]

Glad you like em wrinkly 85 year old Vjay jay

[@mannyechaluce3814]

Great Grand ma too, every one eat and sucks

[@mannyechaluce3814]

Well technically mine is a grand ma at 90, aye, if someone is willing and she likes it, let em, old is old only a few years left...

[@PrismCasillica]

And eat like a healthy person? How dare you.

[@bitchpuddin]

lol

[@MultiSciGeek]

I can't believe this is real. The fact that someone started a company, spent R&D and marketing money on this, and the fact that someone bought this. We're doomed as a species.

[@dreed100]

I think it started as automatic fancy real fruit jucing device. Thrown n Radom fruit and it will squeeze all the juice. They failed to design a machine which can reliably without cleaning small parts and instead of went with subscription method... Probably since they released a working product investors can't sue for their money

[@casshernsins8333]

Ivanka trump, opera, google, and a lot of other rich and big corporations funded and advertised this lol

[@positivenergylife]

It's not a juicer it's a squeezer! xD

[@TommytheroxTV]

A 400$ squeezer

[@Baalaaxa]

Correct. It squeezes money out of idiots.

[@tinypup2116]

"Squeezero!" "Squee-0" "Squiz'r" "Squ-0" (just trying to suggest you some cool names for your new start up) "Sqiz'0" "Sque-eek0" "Squizit-0" "Squizitzero" "Squee-z-yourwallet2-0"

[@theuncalledfor]

+Baalaxa I think we need a stronger word than "idiots". Someone who is stupid enough to buy this thing makes _rocks_ look like Einstein by comparison. Someone else has used the term "oxygen thief". I suggest this term should be applied in this situation.

[@NisaJoe]

then we should name it squeezero.

[@sikantis61]

First thing I did was check the date to see if it was posted April 1st.

[@marinadela1361]

Well it *was* uploaded on April, just not 1st.

[@Reckno64]

That's my birthday. I feel sad.....

[@gustiadisaka5017]

Reckno64 same

[@Reckno64]

Happy birthday to us.

[@grimacet3321]

If you ever feel useless just remember this machine exists

[@DaRobsta14]

Based in San Francisco: The land of $4 toast; I am not surprised.

[@inh4855]

From Hong Kong(The place where you need full 20 years of salary to afford a house) : *K*

[@blujaebird]

Literally everything in Silicon Valley is expensive. I had a college friend whose dad worked at Stanford so I spent a week there. Never saw a hint of litter but groceries were ridiculous. The same product that would be $2 anywhere else is $5+ there.

[@OMFGITSVIKKI]

There's a gentrified town on the jersey shore called Asbury Park where you can find expensive juice too. On one side of the railroad tracks are section 8 housing complexes and frequent gang related shootings; on the other side there are dive bars, expensive restaurants, & a cat cafe where you can literally drink coffee with cats. I had breakfast there last week where I spent $30 on 2 smoothies and juice shots followed by a $5 avocado toast that wasn't even a full piece of bread. I wanted to cry.

[@marshmallowbudgie]

"not now, son ... I'm making--TOAST!"

[@Dashdak.]

This is just a high tech scam machine.

[@jskdjdshzbsd8021]

Dashiell "high tech"

[@GabrielJanich]

Did you just say iPhone?

[@cry2love]

Wildlife: if you dumb - you die Juicero: If you dumb - you buy

[@breakingangel11]

Not a juicer, if it doesn't juice? Lol

[@97GoalieGirl]

Harmony Knight it should be called a squeezer and a waste of time

[@Novastar6]

Yeah....."Makes" the juice LOL. It's in a bag pre-made. These people should give their money back to the stupid American consumers.

[@CognizantCheddar]

No, they shouldn't. A fool is rightly parted from his money. *Especially* a rich fool. You don't think any working-class people paid effing 700 bucks for a juicer, do you?

[@jpkjnn6733]

CognizantCheddar nonsense. at best they misled, at worst they outright lied. this is a total scam and they should gave charges for it.

[@CognizantCheddar]

+jpkjnn Nonsense. There's nothing illegal about charging a stupid price for a gimmick luxury good. There was no false advertising. *The machine does exactly what it's advertised to do:* it does, in fact, press juice out of pouches of finely cut fruit. It's just also completely unnecessary, at a completely ridiculous price-point. And that falls into the realm of buyer beware. In fact, ironically, Juicero investors are ecstatic about this news, because the juice packs are selling twice as well as they expected, and so they can make far more money from far more people subscribing to buy, say, 10 packs a week if the prohibitive one-time presser purchase isn't a barrier. Google it. Juicero prbly isn't going anywhere. The presser will drop further in price, it'll likely be made with cheaper materials in the future, and the minced fruit packs will become the real business. The demand for cold-press fruit juice remains.

[@renzevenir4853]

Hydraulic press will do the job even better!

[@dunkanbulk14]

IRFZ44 more satisfying too

[@Slushee]

Why the frick are you a mosfet?

[@MetalMilitia072583]

My company dropped hella money on this gimmick, they bought 8 juicers and stocked the company fridge daily full of bags, all complimentary for employees. Once they were exposed these were gone overnight, midweek 😂

[@moreafterthistime]

😂😂😂😂

[@user-ok1he9ll2s]

1980: the Technology of the future muste be amazing 2017: wifi Juicer

[@sanctuary570]

it is not even a juicer, it is a wifi connected device that pours your juice for you

[@lunakittyyy]

Bjorvin Ironwulf buy our 300 dollar machine that literally just presses on a packet

[@JimmehRulez]

@@lunakittyyy 400 dollar machine actually

[@lizlee8715]

You're username goes well with the comment.

[@KNByam]

So you can't actually buy your own fruits and vegetables and make juice with it, you have to keep purchasing single packets. just from that alone it was a terrible idea.

[@oneangryboi408]

And each packet is $6. lmfao What a waste of money and resources.

[@Kanal7Indonesia]

Like those Nescafe coffee pods lol what a scam

[@martisbvk]

bigbullbk, and you cannot buy the packets without a subscription. Meaning if you wanted only 3 packets they would not sell them to you. You had to sign up for a volume based monthly plan. And the packets expired 3 days after the date of manufacturer. And the machine would not press expired packets.

[@paultrigger3798]

They probably had some 'subscription' service. That's the fad

[@svenniepennie4237]

And the machine would require you to scan the QR code on the packet before using it. Preventing you from using 3rd party packets.

[@itsthischannel]

I come back to this legendary video every few months. I still can’t believe that a startup worth millions of dollars was single-handedly destroyed by a 20 second clip of a dude squeezing a bag

[@ErikCarlosToren]

That video was just…..Epic! 😂

[@zeeeazee2318]

What a bad invention. I wonder if it has a headphone jack

[@MaazMathers]

If apple made a juicer.

[@FunkcijaDijagonale]

After finding out about the iStand pro for 999$ i no longer find this funny

[@certifiedbruh2180]

@UUU U I'm up for the Siri part tho

[@wolfetteplays8894]

Maaz Mathers no, at least apple would put some spin on it to make it worth buying, like a weight/composition report of the juice

[@user-kw5lu6jg6d]

The iSquirt

[@MineshaftSparky]

@Help me I’m Literally so poor If apple made a pornhub account.

[@daysuuki8004]

The short answer : no The long answer : no

[@writwits5826]

The long answer is: It's a scam

[@ashtar3876]

Answer: no

[@jen_sen8508]

just no

[@elbolainas4174]

Long answer: yesn't

[@alzamonart]

The sole fact that this thing actually got heavy investment rounds and got into production goes to show how detached from reality Silicon Valley actually is.

[@ssk8354]

United Airlines: "Everyone hates us..." Pepsi: "HOLD MY BEER" Juicero: "I wanna play too"

[@yousorooo]

Sehaj Khaira You flipped the ordering.

[@delta1525]

Wait, what did pepsi do? I've been under a rock the past few weeks.

[@Nezzen-]

KRTxBallistic made a silly ad

[@artsyscrub3226]

Nezzen i wanna know what ad they did? did it piss conservatives off or liberals?

[@Nezzen-]

Artsy Scrub​ It was some kind of a protest march ad and a can of Pepsi solved all the problems. It was aimed towards liberals so I'm gonna assume that's who it pissed off the most. Look it up you'll find news about it super easily.

[@MaGioZal]

How Bloomberg killed a startup in 60 seconds.

[@RitamSanyal]

Startup ❌ Scam ✅

[@davidrainoshek8560]

1. Plastic. 2. Not nearly as fresh as the juice YOU make. 3. You aren't making the recipes yourself. 4. Fewer reasons to support your LOCAL farmer's market - or to even go to your farmer's market. 5. Expensive. This is way more pricey than making your juice from produce you purchased yourself. 6. The MACHINE does just ONE thing... that is it. And if you decide you don't like it anymore, it is garbage. Whereas a Vitamix or Juicer are not tied to a certain company's product to make a glass of juice. 7. The MACHINE costs $700.00, or more than a Vitamix. And the Juicero does only one thing that is tied to the company. 8. If Juicero goes out of business, no more juice packs… that means your Juicero Machine will be a 31-pound, $700.00 doorstop. 9. Yet *another* piece of technology for your kitchen... 10. Did I mention the WASTE products from something this high on the consumer products ladder? So, a big NO from me on this redundant, wasteful, expensive, lazy, not-so-fresh juice product that unquestionably ties you to one company for your juicing. Make it yourself, folks, and enjoy the process, the journey, the truly fresh juice, your self-reliance, your better health. And when you DO want it easy, have your friend, spouse, kids, lover, neighbor, or neighborhood juice bar make you some juice. WAY sexier, friendlier, and better for the environment.

[@lazerrhino]

You forgot the main thing, all it does is sqeeze pre made juice out of a bag. If you are gonna buy pre made juice just go to the store and get some juice lol.

[@NibberKSmooth]

4. 100% agree. Support = help = productivity. $400 for this CON TRAP tion??!

[@SonyaLCH]

ThePastyPrince it actually is chucks of "fresh" fruit in the bag. But still, it's absolutely ridiculous. You're paying $400 for a squeezer. There's a sucker born every minute.

[@imBigo]

They even sell your information

[@philipgrimler7856]

totally argee!! very well said!! the juice I make from whole fruits and vegetables can be messy and time-consuming but it's doable and well worth it! The Laptops we see in Costco can range to $700.00; better that than a $700.00 piece of white waste waiting to put a nasty gash in your wallet!! You know what I'm saying Right?

[@trigrrug]

You guys need to do a video update and talk about how it feels to destroy a company in 1 min flat. This is quality journalism and probably the best video all year.

[@idontevenknowanymore111]

This reminds me of the robot that passes butter from Rick and Morty lol “What is my purpose in life?” “You squeeze a package of juice”

[@scarlettpenney4683]

LMAO

[@thedeveloper4207]

In India we just eat the fruit from the trees! No one's investing on trees anymore😑

[@HonkTheMusic]

Do the fruits have shit inside them?

[@CIubDuck]

LonelyCubone54 Of course they do, it's India

[@MovieEggman]

Kiran R They would only invest in Money Trees.

[@cromeaxe]

you like to eat them ?

[@gulaurfo6104]

Kiran R Same in Europe

[@brinhauptmann8133]

But..but...hand squeezing doesn't come with a wifi connection...

[@lara8866]

cant you just buy a smoothie from walmart for like 2 dollars that will taste exactly the same?

[@bokocop5725]

yes, yes you can.

[@Alex-956]

But then you can't brag about a 400/700 dollar juicer to your vegan friends 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@genematthewjuanico9532]

@@Alex-956 Bold of you to assume i have vegan friends if any at all.

[@therealthatcatstabe360]

@@Alex-956 bold of you to assume people in the internet have friends

[@esta7763]

But does that smoothie have wifi? If not, then it's so last century.

[@spriyegg321]

your telling me that I need $400 to squeeze a fucking bag!!!

[@eskihesap9985]

Spriy Egg yes now give me your money

[@jur4x]

well, idea is, you buy $400 press and you get yourself $40 a week subscription plan for those bags (5 a week) of juice. $40*56 = $2240 a year on juice bags. And you only get 5 servings a week for that price. You don't live alone and you need more? well, just multiply the amount of bags :) Great way of scamming money out of lazy and stupid

[@wrux]

To squease an $8 bag

[@degiguess]

yeah and also the machine only squeezes the bag if you have WiFi and it's an official juicero bag otherwise it doesn't work

[@moe5020]

No you also need to sign in, connect your phone, be connected to the internet, and agree to have all information given to any company that asks for it. Also if you insert any bag other than a Juicero bag it will refuse to juice it.

[@TravisBroski]

Just came here from penguinz0

[@omarhuda4997]

newLEGACY boy me too

[@omarhuda4997]

Royal Macaroni yep

[@skydoseminecraft1337]

Same

[@Liuhuayue]

I came here from a different video, but it's cool to know that he reviewed its uselessness.

[@imafatmonkeyreviews1821]

newLEGACY boy aiiii mee too

[@kikalcala]

This video is actual internet history

[@fluffyunicorn4165]

Juicer, welcome to your tape.

[@thanksbitch7]

fluffyunicorn416 LOL

[@drea94]

fluffyunicorn416 *juicero

[@roses_of_harvey]

Screaming

[@corgisoup]

i haven't laughed this loud at a comment in a while

[@kasey3105]

Here’s 13 reasons why

[@hardboiledeggs4896]

"a startup based in San Francisco" Ok okay it makes more sense now.

[@user-ow9uo8mc4f]

yea

[@icey984]

I have a juicer from Costco (4 years old. )about 50 bucks. Still works I love it ....

[@gorillafoot1372]

whoever bought this crap deserved it. first for buying juice in a bag and second for buying a bag squeezer for $400 - $700 lol.

[@arunmfive]

Those guys who buy this shit are the same dudes who would pay $1000 for a bottle of wine that looks fancy, got a funny name, filled with grape juice.

[@memesredacted]

i love how their main point is buying organic fruits and vegetables can be too expensive so the alternative is a 400 dollar bag squeezer.

[@karthikhn1768]

Anyone here after Mrwhosetheboss ? 😂

[@kratosmessi111]

Me

[@sesha-d5b]

Count me in

[@ayushtal]

Me!!

[@prasannarajendran9315]

😂😂👍🏼

[@user-ow9uo8mc4f]

M£

[@kibbkibbie2222]

700 then 400 dollars to do something you do just as easy with your bare hands

[@dllemm]

kibb Kibbie try squeezing juice from a beet or a carrot. something's not right about their test

[@EMSpdx]

It's not the test, it's what is in the package. Are the things so finely chopped that it's all but juice already?

[@reeper147]

You are missing the entire point. The point is that the company that owns the juicer claims that their bags contain chopped fruits and vegetables, and that their machine squeezes the bag to make the sliced produce into juice. However, as the video demonstrated, the bag is basically a capri sun. The bag contains the juice pre-made, and all the "juicer" does is squeeze the juice out of the bag. That's it

[@jpkjnn6733]

dllemm you missed the point. juocero is scamming people. its ridiculous.

[@KiraNeverSurrender]

I think you over jumped the point. There is chopped fruit in there, and the machine did pull out a little more. Its not just cutting open a bag and waiting for it to pour out. There is some pressing action going on. There's lots of videos on youtube of people cutting open the bags. There's chunks, just most seem pretty soft and juicy already. Maybe there's water added or something? Still takes the woman in this video a minute to squeeze out with her hands. They aren't typically lying. They are just scamming people.

[@ziljin]

5-8$ for a bag of juice? I can get a whole gallon of juice for $5 or less!

[@Xxanime2xX]

Organic vs well poison at $5 a gallon.

[@hunterbowman5150]

NomadicTechies get out of here with that "organic" bs! organic is not any better for you than non-organic... and studies have consistently shown that. it is just a marketing hype so that businesses could sell you overpriced food. if you read articles that try to sell you on organic, it's embarrassing how much they flip flop on whether it's actually better for you or not.

[@0x1EGEN]

+NomadicTechies I don't see what's wrong with GMO's. Unless your'e one of those people who think GMO causes autism or some shit, go ahead and buy that $400 juicer.

[@AntonioBanderasTheKing]

shit was 700 originally

[@testy462]

There isn't a single person in the United States that needs more nutrition... let alone someone that can afford a 400 dollar juicer plus 8 dollar bags of shredded carrots that make two small cups of juice. A food being more nutritious would mean it has more non empty calories or more vitamins/minerals. But I challenge you to find a single study showing you can't get every bit of vitamin/mineral you need and more from your standard, cheap, non Organic/GMO laden diet.

[@hasaniwu]

Juicero: $400 juicer go brr 1 minute video: Imma end this mans whole career

[@Konamerp]

This is like the Apple computer of juicing machines.

[@naranciaisbestboi125]

It's an iJuicer!

[@ineffablemars]

Except the Apple computer actually works and is built well

[@soniyasentra6812]

Scott Lencl hahaha

[@scottredford4801]

My Art Page and 400 times the price that it’s worth

[@anugrahajendran750]

My Art Page This juicer also works and is built well. Your point?

[@dulshanvishvabannahake5468]

Good job, You put them out of business

[@obnoxiousNoxy]

Seems like those packs don't actually contain cut-up fruits and veggies tho. If it can be done by hand they're probably just filled with juice already. So the machine doesn't even squeeze juice out of produce itself, it just empties a juice pack for you. That's so incredibly dumb it's almost impressive how this company survived for that long.

[@dailyblunts3935]

Does anyone else just go to the supermarket, buy a bunch of fruit for like $2 and just eat it? Or am I like, totally old fashioned?

[@lapissed9620]

No. I just pick them at trees.

[@ayushsharma06]

Going to supermarket in 2017 lol

[@setha.4283]

I just get my energy directly from the sun via photosynthesis

[@bobbyhill4118]

Daily Blunts boy, I grow my own fruits and eat them in my garden, then I make a fire and cook steaks over the coals. I’m too old fashioned.

[@evelynabrahamwesley2809]

The world has not reached your level of innovation yet.

[@matanissler]

They are trying to solve problems that doesn't exist!

[@spyr0guy]

I love how the BGM just stops cold when the tester puts the cup on the counter. It’s like even the instruments can’t believe how dumb this whole thing is.

[@blakksheep736]

"jazz music stops"

[@RaytheonNublinski]

If only the news exposed the government and banks like this.

[@Strangething90]

They do, and the turkeys still vote for christmas.

[@bobbub5984]

Bullet Tooth Tony BANKS ARE NOT CORRUPT STOP BLAMIMG OTHERS FOR BEING BROKE

[@RealTallestSkil]

+Eric Lee This message brought to you by Goldman Sachs: Your Partner In Legally Stealing Your Currency and Selling It Back To You At A Profit

[@bruhtholemew]

Eric Lee oy vey

[@AkiyamaKatsuko]

+Eric Lee A Goldman Sachs shill? I didn't know these existed.

[@thegreekfiles]

It's basically a glorified Capri-sun pouch.

[@thewitheringproduction1761]

don't insult Capri-succ

[@PRT95]

The whole point of a juicer is to juice fruit and veg (chopped, usually) into juice. A blender can do a much better job than that. Ditto with a soupmaker. This is just a glorified juice dispenser. If anyone asks, I would spend that kind of money on a new gaming console or a run-of-the-mill laptop.

[@betabug64]

Next time, they should’ve double check the practicality before they mass produce, sell it & unintentionally become one of the factors of climate change or global warming.

[@alanpartridge2140]

You really think silicone valley care about such things?

[@SdoubleA]

@Stix N' Stones Go to Beijing and breathe in the toxic air then. Call Climate change a hoax all you want. One thing is clear. The oceans are fucked in oil and plastic and the toxic, chemical air surrounding us is decreasing our lifespans. The plastic waste caused by this company alone probably fucked an entire river to death. I'm sure you don't care but, in 50 years' time, I wouldn't exactly want to be drinking toxic water and breathing plastic into my lungs.

[@sjowners]

Moron

[@English_MoFo]

Lol "climate change and global warming"

[@amadeuscalovetral7052]

. This "Juicer" will not cause a destruction to the eco system, but it WILL cause some destruction on ur fucking wallet

[@salperez2240]

So it's a $400 juicer that only squeezes a bag of pre-packaged juice... Wow 21st Century thinking right there.

[@Sphere723]

The greatest irony in the whole story is that if you actually take the thing apart and look at the mechanics it's quite apparent they must have been losing a substantial amount of money per unit even selling them even at $699. They are way overbuilt, probably costing several thousand dollars per unit to make. The juice packs themselves where the only potentially profitable part of the business. Granted, this is the case in a lot of other business models, for example game consoles, where a company might take a bit of a loss on the initial hardware in order sell enough units that they can make profits off the software/fee's/subscription's later. But in those cases, the key is you actually need the hardware to use the product. That's kinda an important part of such a business model.

[@generic2021]

Yes, Also with printer companies

[@CathyGoes]

They reportedly cost the company $750 each to produce.

[@verifeli]

"Gamers"

[@mynameisunknown.9759]

"Just connect your juicer to the wifi!" Dad: Why is the FBI here

[@moeykaner1]

Look i drink healthy but i like to create a lot of plastic trash too...

[@trbd]

They said they would pick it up for recycling if you tell them to do so but hey, who would bother?

[@XWierdThingsHappenX]

I absolutely love that it's faster to squeeze the bags with your hands

[@martinskalejs]

Juice error

[@--Paws--]

Deserves more likes

[@qnimations]

deserves more likes

[@mtakedown]

Cut open one of the bags prior and after juicing.

[@Two-Stack]

This. Supposedly there's "pulp and cut up fruits and veg" Maybe theres more to this or maybe its total bull. I'm guessing somewhere inbetween

[@anthonyseboe4646]

Knowing who sponsered it, you wouldn't be far off.

[@mostcallmerob]

Chad K no, it's total bull. After the bags are done you're supposed to cut open the bags and remove the pulp and put it in your compost pile.

[@mtakedown]

Do they sell "empty" bags to cut up your own fruit and put in the bags?

[@gemstonegynoid7475]

you are then expected to return the used bags back to the company

[@aeonjoey3d]

the biggest fraud is that the bags actually contained presqueezed juice, and not 'chopped up vegetables' that the machine pressed; how they haven't been sued for straight up false advertising is crazy. also you'd think they'd have put in some actual mechanism to make the bags not just dump their juice out when squeezed, lol.

[@ivyivy2639]

$399 ? that's ridiculous! Im just gonna buy a chair that could do something that normal chairs couldn't.

[@Token_Nerd]

ivy ivy ironically the juicer itself is worth much more than 400$. Estimates have put it at over 1000$

[@Elemerof_thebriar]

Haha 1.2k salty juicero customers

[@kr1189]

They: Do you need a $400 juicer? Us: No! Apple: Do you need a $400 iJuicer? Us: Hell, yeah!

[@RayMak]

Just squeezing concentrate

[@thinktrovert]

Oh my god...u again 😳

[@jackhandma1011]

Ah, the Justin Y. of music.

[@user-dy9tf1ch1n]

Stfu

[@shadowkillz9606]

Funny how all the comments was from 1 month ago replying to his comment from 2 years ago💀

[@gothicspoon]

"I wish there was a way to drink juice AND prove that I'm a huge, wealthy hipster at the same time"

[@Paulygon]

I still can’t believe this 1 minute video destroyed an entire company.

[@bsv805]

Its worse than this. you cant buy the fruit pouches unless you have the juicer. They literally dont want you buying the juice bags and squeezing them yourself.

[@madhatter8509]

We all know a person in life who is exactly like the Juicero personified

[@navik2008]

how did you manage to put up to 4 tons of force on the bag

[@thewitheringproduction1761]

never skip hand day

[@adrianceja8406]

the withering production “hand day”

[@adrianceja8406]

Javier Hernandez I’m pretty sure they meant it as a joke

[@BrickTamlandOfficial]

with a name like Juicero, it better be the most erotic juicer on the planet.