Do YouTubers actually know anything?

[@Alpharad]

Thank you to AFK Journey for sponsoring this video! Download both on PC and mobile for FREE, and check out the new season, Waves of Intrigue: bit.ly/AlpharadWOI You can use promo code "AFKJourneyWOI" to get 200 diamonds and 20,000 gold in-game! #AFKJourney #WavesofIntrigue

[@whackareal]

I sure love AFK Journey

[@Perrywinkle2010]

Something about this tells me u like afk journey

[@ermlandon]

Save me

[@Banana_D]

Wait, this video was sponsored? I had no idea!

[@dustin202]

The video was good, but man all the AFK Journey shilling really broke my immersion every single time, a literally flashbang on my immersion

[@Slimecicle]

no

[@PogChimp]

so true jeffrey slimecicle

[@epicmenace1303]

Talking ben ass response

[@classiccat7783]

Omg it's slime Micheal!

[@tytylenollo]

omg donald slimecicle

[@MelaStarrata]

Are you speaking from experience?

[@Iamskyzee]

Jaiden: my first sponsorship after ten years! I swear it won't make the video unpleasant! Alpharad: *Agressivly promotes AFK journey*

[@nickelsmart2787]

50% of it was Coney

[@Link1506]

sure, AFK journey was in your face all the time. But the show was a banger - and as alpharad explained in the stream. No one would care about a plain old promotion stream about an unknown mobile game. But this show kept you on watching! So i felt like it was a great sponsored stream for the community and the game developer as a whole. We got entertained, they got exposure.

[@halifur]

@@Link1506 i dont think they're dissing the vid lol

[@vannoah]

And we fucking loved it

[@afrakk3348]

@@Link1506 "UNKOWN" MOBILE GAME?!???

[@zzzpoma9961]

For people without sponsorblock, video starts at 39:30

[@Federou7]

Thanks bro, I was stuck in a 39 minute ad

[@CjsRandomContent]

as someone with sponsor block, it's insane how many sponsor intermissions there are

[@HarrysTechReviews]

​@@CjsRandomContentYou've missed the funniest parts then

[@CjsRandomContent]

@@HarrysTechReviews serious?

[@KristenStuffs]

@@HarrysTechReviews Yo I used to follow ur modding tutorial for when I made useless ores

[@praalgraf]

that better be some of the best ad money alpha's ever gotten

[@alexshafer7374]

You mean CONEY'S ever gotten.

[@monfra6474]

I can't believe Alpharad tricked me into watching a 40min long ad video about AFK Journey, lol

[@justanotherperson3445]

I can’t remember where, but in one of the vods Jacob says that they wanted an ENTIRELY Afk journey quiz with the same numbers/viewers 😂. They were talked down to just a generic video game quiz but this could have been so much worse lmao.

[@knightofnaught]

@@justanotherperson3445 But then why take the sponsorship?

[@uwuDezzyuwu]

@@knightofnaught because he was able to take the ad in a creative direction and still get paid.

[@justsomeguywithhalfamustac6837]

​@@justanotherperson3445 I think it was either from a mongy monday or a dti stream

[@glaxyl]

​@@justsomeguywithhalfamustac6837it was mongy monday, i watched it a couple days ago

[@hoovideo]

"No one cares about void's game" as the final boss theme from said game is playing is golden

[@aidanmajor7269]

Me: I care about it 😢

[@sakarain]

Haven’t played xenoblade 3 but I had a feeling that was happening lol

[@undynetheundying6219]

​@@sakarain That was XB2 theme tho

[@sakarain]

@@undynetheundying6219 :(

[@austincrook5304]

I see your love for Neon White has not influenced your wardrobe in any way whatsoever

[@pmahcgop6693]

We’re done when he starts saying “I just keep getting better and better”

[@nanashi7779]

🗣 AIM FOR THE HEAVENS!! 🗣🗣

[@renyk4903]

it was definitely not bad. for a dead guy…

[@sukaisage]

hah. they should try making some hard ones

[@golira19]

hasn't jacob had that suit for years

[@kiwikota]

"Maybe if you knew God you would get this answer right too Coney" This killed me, connor was on an absolute TEAR after wrong answers only

[@BobzBlue]

Conner ain't representing kirby well. Conner's got heart but he lacks dream, soul, and most importantly, dark matter.

[@An_Entire_Lime]

Eldritch butterflies too

[@wetlink0096]

also the capability to hit things so hard they go several hundred light years away in under a second

[@mitchelltague3674]

closing statement: "poyo"

[@ethanriptide]

Bro doesn’t know the connoreatspants lore lmao 🤣

[@foggy8298]

Nobody’s getting the joke because they are, in fact, not Kirby fans

[@julianheng1298]

The fact that Alpharad just on stream turned off Coney's volume for everyone to see and Coney was still loud ranting despite it was hilarious

[@AG92451]

The running joke of Coney just shilling afk journey was so funny.

[@A.K.A-17]

@@AG92451 I like to think he got $50 each time he brought them up

[@lynxowner]

Who said it was a shill, he clearly and coincidentally (*sweating even further from the gun to my head*) just had that all on hand.

[@cs82271]

It got so bad I didn't think it was a joke anymore. I was only thinking how they must have paid BANK for this video

[@CorvusCorviday]

@@cs82271 according to SponsBloc this video is about 5 minutes of advertising spiel.

[@TacoToday4]

It was such a good bit lol

[@ahlpym]

There are definitely times in Kirby games, where Kirby can get a copy ability from eating an enemy's projectile without eating the actual enemy. So I would say there's a decent chance Kirby could copy Phraestro even if he only eats an illusion.

[@yizzardpalmero]

True, but even without that, base form Kirby is so OP that it literally doesn’t matter. Making Kirby the most powerful being to ever exist is just a running joke in the franchise. The dude casually bats planets thousands of lightyears away when he gets bored.

[@sptflcrw8583]

Hes not sponsored, tho, so...​@@yizzardpalmero

[@Angry_Jetpack]

Connor was here to play the game and to win Jacob was here to fuck over anyone who actually wanted to play the game and win by not having a reward at the end. What a madman

[@theverycringenogoodname8453]

I'm commenting here because of your profile picture. That last question I thought Siffrin would be a funny answer, because he ain't winning any fight, but with the looping no one would either xd (Sadly Kirby being a god/star messes that up, I think Kirby would remember the looping, so Kirby wins in my hypothetical situation)

[@Humg12]

"He's not normal, he's purple!" from Cyja cracked me up lol.

[@jordanleighton6893]

The lengths Coney went for the bit was what made it.

[@jordanleighton6893]

Seriously how much time did Coney spend learning for this

[@mystraunt2705]

He very likely has most of it in a word document on his second monitor. He didnt need to memorize anything.

[@kyresd]

@@mystraunt2705No I think he knew most of the stuff because he was sponsored by them a couple times, and has gotten the exact same ad read.

[@billnye8760]

@@mystraunt2705he just did a sponsor for them in like his last vid, so while i think some of it he did look up a lot of it i think he did just know

[@mystraunt2705]

@@kyresd oooh ok. fair enough. wish i knew that going into this video, would have found the bit funny

[@mepzerok]

Coney: Clearly no one cares about VoiD's game Meanwhile Alpharad plays Xenoblade 2 music while VoiD is defending Pneuma

[@GreyVictory1510]

Pneuma is one of the few characters in Nintendo Canon that could possibly fight Kirby. And with Connor having the worst defense possible for Kirby, I think the theme alone should have made Pneuma win. 😂

[@duncanlavalle8689]

@@GreyVictory1510 I love Xenoblade Chronicles but fighting a meme character such as Kirby is not winnable at all I fear

[@mepzerok]

@@GreyVictory1510 Nah, sorry, but nothing can kill Kirby except the skill of the player.

[@mepzerok]

@duncanlavalle8689 agreed. I love Xenoblade (especially XC2) and think Pnuema solos most of the other universes but Kirby is not one of them

[@duncanlavalle8689]

@@mepzerok Clearly lol, "But Pneuma can ravage continents by launching a nuke from space and-" "Ok but want if kirby inhales?"

[@Orpheus_Vault]

Coney guessing Raving Rabbids 1 for the Wii is a CRAZY callout, because I won a copy of that game for free as a kid and MY mom wouldn't let me play it.

[@Oretal]

DAMN 😭

[@Ka_chi1]

I agree that game is too erotic i couldn't make it past the title card 😢🥴😩😫

[@themindelectrified]

hi sorry if u saw a comment of mien earlier i did NOT see the full video LMFAO sorry

[@awesomeraichu59342]

When I’m in a game glazing contest and my opponent is CONEY

[@braingoop]

Xenoblade mentioned, gets slandered within five minutes, checks out

[@AwakenedRAGEJustin]

Honestly, kirby vs pneuma is a actual fight, kirby probably wins, but afton just fucking gets obliterated and sponsors aside im pretty sure pneuma would wipe him to, illusion tank vs a weapon of death who can bring down a beam of death, yeah im pretty sure she wins that, kirby is the only one there who can most likely best her

[@braingoop]

@@AwakenedRAGEJustin I definitely know Xenoblade better than Kirby, but could our beloved kirbo be able to swallow a shot from Ion? (I think that's the robots name :3)

[@-FutureTaken-]

@@braingoopI mean kirby survives Marx’s black hole so probably

[@aidanmajor7269]

​@@AwakenedRAGEJustinbut she's so fast could Kirby eat something faster then the speed of light

[@tristanbowles7258]

@@aidanmajor7269the warp star is also faster than light speed. And Kirby has that thing on literal speed dial. Yes. He has a phone for it and everything.

[@iiAnrkey]

Conney responding with "he ate the illusion" is how I imagine the Pokemon trainers in the anime yelling "dodge it" or children when they pretend fight saying "nuh uh I dodged it".

[@MidnightScout]

I love how Coney's sole purpose of being in the video was to answer all the AFK Journey questions (and also give other funny answers but his passion had to be shown)

[@shawnheatherly]

This was so funny. I love picturing the final fight, you've basically got three gods fighting a purple corpse.

[@Redkitt3n14]

[@scattscoot1013]

no shot I got an afk journey ad right when void said “I WISH I knew more about afk journey” lmaooo

[@matthewhutchinson2500]

Yup, same lol

[@zenchibi]

The correct answer to the "Which game's world could you survive in the longest?" question is Dragon Ball Z: Budokai Tenkaichi. Because out of a roster full of dragon ball characters no one would ever main, or even play, as me. And even if someone did in the dragon ball canon, the budokai tenkaichi tournament has a no killing rule, so i would not die.

[@th3bear01]

Well being in the world of a game implies being in the same world as the main story mode, in which every single human is killed during the bio ark. So probably not the best choice.

[@braylenswain4017]

I say Yokai watch. Living in that world without the ability to see yokai is literally just regular life 💀

[@wave1090]

Dude, my favorite characters to play in that game are the ones that aren't canonically powerful at all. So I would definitely pick you. Nothing like beating ss4 gogeta while playing as just some rando

[@zenchibi]

@@wave1090 Then I can just say that I could beat Gogeta. This is a win either way.

[@anthonybowman3423]

@@th3bear01 Does it count as surviving if you get revived?

[@BoardHoard]

Alpharad is slowly completing his transformation into a jrpg villain and I'm here for it.

[@orangesilver8]

Ah, Jacob talked about this during a Mongy Monday. He said a sponsor asked to have the pokemon gameshow made for their game, and he said he wouldn't be able to do it but he could make a more general one and include the sponsor's game.

[@paperclass4009]

sponsor bits so good it tricked revanced sponsor block into thinking there were no sponsor segment

[@kygrus]

sponsorblock is actually community run, so all segments are added by real people. they probably just hadn't added the segment yet

[@thegreatestsleepysnorlax]

yep

[@artifice4723]

Segment has been added unfortunately

[@Eyevou]

fuck sponsorblock and their entire community.

[@Psycho0Noob]

this is literally wrong it skipped it all are you dumb enough to now know sponsor block doesn't work on justreleased video and it needs like 30min at least 😭😭

[@FrostbiteVtube]

Y’all ever just realize this entire video was just Jacob getting Coney to read an ad script? Like he just does it for him

[@ChromaAqui]

I love Connor's response to anything Kirby would do to defeat his enemies: "He eats them." Simple as that and actually true. I mean, Kirby literally defeats GODS in Kirby's games

[@Calmtimer]

Not by eating them

[@An_Entire_Lime]

Kirby's damage output is and relation to deity and deity-adjacent characters is a contentious topic and honestly really overused. personally I like to point to the fact Kirby casually survives black holes.

[@grunkleg.2934]

At 8 inches tall, how impressive can Kirby be really? He's not even fitting my foot into his mouth

[@Calmtimer]

@@grunkleg.2934 Kirby would need Supernova, but considering the fact a content creator will fight in his house and not outside, Kirby is not finding a Supernova seed

[@addoidoplays1141]

@@grunkleg.2934 I would like to point out that Kirby being 8 inches tall comes from Smash Bros. Which i wouldn't take as an official source for his height. Officially, Star Allies puts him at 20 cm, however he is more or less half as tall as Adeline, an actual human being. So make of that as you will

[@invertebrado]

I think that coney doing almost every single answer something related to AFK Journey was very poetic, especially if you know they actually wanted this game show to be exclusively about AFK Journey. No one is passionate about that game and even pretending to be passionate about a game that is just a random mobile money grabber sounds weird, but hey, they got what they wanted!

[@sooji_gooji]

jaiden: makes a cute lore video about her character in game jacob: makes a video about shilling for this game, with an equally sponsored participant

[@xkp13x]

This should be a world record for longest Ad on KZbin.

[@kevinr.9733]

Should be. Probably even would be, if KZbin's ad system was at all reasonable. (As it stands, it's possible to take out an ad campaign using any video on the platform, up to and including livestream VODs.)

[@XDDocXD]

ive seen hour long ads before. like in actual ad format

[@Gamesmarts194]

@@XDDocXDSame here. Pretty sure I saw an ad that said it was close to 2 hours long.

[@Nimta]

I've seen multiple different ads that were over 2 hours long each yeah, but this is a pretty funny answer to be fair

[@notnath14]

During the ad campaign for the Lego Movie 2, the entirety of the first Lego Movie was played as a KZbin ad IIRC. But in terms of original content that was created primarily for the purpose of advertising, this is probably the longest that's above a million views if you don't count just video recordings of like E3 presentations in their entirety.

[@alexrawlings541]

CONEY has quickly become one of my favourite internet personalities. I don't remember where I found him though. He just kind of exists in my feed now

[@riasico]

he’s so fucking funny he is such an interesting personality

[@HonorJanas]

No. They obviously don’t.

[@JDisREAL2]

I wonder why (maybe because a lot of them could be high school dropouts)

[@Line_spl]

​@@JDisREAL2 I'm guessing most of not all of them graduated high school

[@Line_spl]

If*

[@Maxxywell33]

These guys! Definitely! Unless it’s about Pokemon.

[@ghosty94027]

This was my exact reaction to the title

[@coreDesignix]

Alpharad may be the sponsored host but Coney is definitely the sponsored player

[@A.K.A-17]

Never thought I could enjoy what is essentially a 40-minute ad for a diet Genshin game. Great video

[@moongirl-d9h]

me when i see a gacha game

[@dustin202]

I’m enjoying all of it EXCEPT the ad

[@dylansetright3359]

​@@dustin202you simply hate the whimsy of Coneys bit

[@dustin202]

@@dylansetright3359 it’s not coneys bit that’s annoying, it’s alpha constantly setting it up, like if the bot was coney putting it in unrelated constantly. It would be better.

[@dylansetright3359]

@@dustin202 I mean it literally had to be otherwise this would have been an entirely AFK Journey video with no other video games involved. Which is actually what they wanted too and thought it'd get the same viewership. 90% of the reason to hate sponsorships is it's always the same shit and script but they've actually done something different and a bit fun here with it instead.

[@taplay5383]

I actually love Void choosing Pneuma even if he doesn't understand her full powerset. She can literally rewrite all of reality.

[@painulldrei]

I mean if Kirby sucks in everybody, it doesn't matter if he sucks in illusions because he is also sucking in the real one

[@FafliXx]

Also if he sucks up the illusions, he would get a Star Bullet to attack with anyway, which are strong enough to severely hurt literal gods. The same goes for the attacks Pneuma would use. In Kirby, many enemies attack him with laser beams and the like. And they always leave stars for Kirby to suck up and spit back.

[@kyresd]

But he’s to cunning. He won’t get sucked up

[@epicnan1855]

du hier? ich könnt' schwören ich hab' das pfp schonmal auf twitter gesehen

[@painulldrei]

@@epicnan1855 dann werde das wohl ich gewesen sein

[@JadeP24601]

There's something funny to me about Connor saying "No one cares about Void's game" while After Despair and Hope plays in the background

[@addythegaint]

Coney is the walking advertisement, other KZbinrs no longer needed.

[@privatepumpkin7095]

Usually, videos with sponsors are mostly video with a tiny segment for the sponsor. This video is mostly sponsor with a tiny segment for the gameshow

[@someonewithazeldaprofilephoto]

Yeah, well initially it was meant to be an AFK game show, but Alpharad convinced them to also put other game questions in 😅

[@joelbouma1640]

I love how jacob just slid coney the info so he would spill the beans throughout the vid

[@qwerwert2739]

No coney actually just knew it all by heart

[@admiralsky56]

No actually Coney has a side stream where he exclusively streams AFK Journey

[@MelodyLumina]

answering pokemon violet on the pokemon scarlet question was a stroke of genius

[@broski7792]

Alpharad got the Akira Nishikiyama fit

[@Subpar1O1]

TEN YEARS IN THE JOINT MADE YOU A KZbin GAMESHOW HOST! BRING THOSE QUESTIONS KAZUMA

[@Chloe_Zana]

This was unironically my first thought lmao

[@HoodedLefty]

Void really dropped the ball explaining abilities. Didn’t even mention that she’s faster than light and can change her element on a whim giving her full blade combo access. Kirby is honestly the only one that has any chance against her, and honestly it’s a close match. She literally has the power to “Make Dreams a Reality”

[@SuperJulz7]

The character arc of Coney in the Pokemon quiz to this quiz being the absolute shiller he was, is absolutely hilarious

[@xraenon1664]

Void instantly earned so much respect in my book for repping Xenoblade at the end. Also, I just want to point out something out. Whose game show is this? Alpharad’s. And what did he pick for the music? _The final boss theme of Xenoblade Chronicles 2._ So who do you think wins in his mind? (Also I know Alpharad is just as much a Xenoblade fanboy as ever person that voted for the _correct_ answer.)

[@jimbothetimbo6790]

Coney being a gen wunner and somehow still answering Pokemon questions is my streamer

[@JackgarPrime]

I mean he's probably not wrong on the Mew one. If you can get a hand on its tail, you can just swing it like a helicopter.

[@MagiRemmie]

@@JackgarPrime The problem is: it's psychic.

[@samp_txt]

@@MagiRemmieyeah but have you considered that due to its prominent tail, you could grab it and swing it around real fast. It’s a factor you have to consider.

[@Nanuak_]

​@@samp_txtMew can teleport

[@HighEffortUsername]

​@@samp_txt It has telekinesis, if you grabbed it's tail it would just swing you around really fast with it's mind powers

[@cobaltprime9467]

1:54 Kirby is a literal god killer. He’s basically Kratos but kid friendly… and possibly more powerful. So Coney is saying he could beat up a pink, ball-shaped Kratos.

[@SupermewX300]

He went from a not in a million years, to not in a trillion years.

[@wozaow]

16-inch-tall gods

[@Jro_19]

8 inches tall

[@viterio5410]

Unlike Kratos, Kirby isn’t fodder

[@polarknight5376]

@@cobaltprime9467 I like to compare Kirby to Goku. Not only is he stupidly strong, he makes others stronger just by them hanging out with him. The only reason Kirby doesn't seem as strong as characters like Kratos or Goku is because the average power level is simply higher in his universe. Kirby wallops Goku, Bandana Waddle Dee wallops... who is Goku's sidekick these days, is it still the cat guy, Beerus or whatever? Did they go back to it being Vegeta again? Or is it that cute blue twink I've seen in the Dragon Ball Super memes that have popped up in my feed? Whatever, whoever Goku's current sidekick is, BWD Effs them up.

[@JohnIGuess]

They have to sponsor Coney now

[@modulusshift]

CJ’s face every time Coney started talking about AFK Journey lmaooo

[@JustLu71]

I don't know where we'd be without Coney telling us everything about the hit game AFK Journey

[@LucidProtean]

The huge pause and then the half volume "Chippy #1!" killed me

[@mekadonsu]

the fact of CJ getting his fnaf knowledge wrong for his final answer was certainly something, because william afton did actually die in pizzeria simulator and the character under security breach is actually the mimic, not william afton.

[@MagiRemmie]

Isn't Glitchtrap William Afton?

[@JamesP7]

@@MagiRemmieNo, it’s a variant of the Mimic1 virus that emulated his behavior.

[@gio_wuz_here]

Bro Coney knowing everything about AFK Journey is the funniest bit this week!

[@pieguy38]

Can’t believe alpharad made me enjoy a 40 min ad

[@BonespiritMcgee]

I honestly don't know if Coney is actually a big AFK Journey fan or not. Like, the line between how much he could have already had before and what he bought for this is blurred. Well done little beady eyed man.

[@Bigboigoinlong]

He’s clearly not. Alpharad clearly got sponsored and gave Coney information and probably gave him all of the free shit they gave to Alpharad from the sponsorship. Lol

[@Zipso66]

“He’s not normal, he’s purple!” CJ is so right. Afton solos Goku with the power of purple.

[@An_Entire_Lime]

Wow! This 39 minute AFK journey Ad sure did convince me to never want to play that game! Thanks Alpharad! 💕

[@josephineclaire6892]

I played part of season 1 and you miss absolutely nothing from not playing it. It's just a p2w time sink that's not even fun and the story is extremely incoherent. Somehow AFK Arena was better (but still not good)

[@WakkaMadeInYevon]

@@josephineclaire6892 Kind of what I thought it would be what with how AFK Arena ended up. Which is a shame, because the art style of the game is super inspired. It's a beautiful game. Which is probably the point; Draw people in with great presentation and then gut their wallet once they feel like they're too deep to quit. The AFK games have some of the most egregious monetization in the already predatory gacha industry, but it can't be said that they haven't mastered exactly how to draw attention from people not in the know.

[@josephineclaire6892]

@@WakkaMadeInYevon Oh, it's been years since I last touched AFK Arena. Has it gotten worse? I played that for a few months and it was mostly fine, just got boring. When I left, you could still progress decently without paying, just the gameplay was too repetitive. In AFK Journey I just stopped progressing at any reasonable pace after leaving the first town (which is like 4 days of normal gameplay but could be done in a day). I still collected the AFK rewards and tried progressing for a week but that did like nothing and all the p2w people were already hogging up the server so that there's no chance to win in PVP. Yeah, it's really sad because I love the artstyle, creativity with the characters and the worldbuilding. Shame the gameplay is just bad and the story too poorly executed. There's a mechanic in game that lets people write short comments onto waypoints. There was one dude on my server who started writing a story about a lonely robot. That was so much more interesting than the game story. Also sad that this dude stopped playing/writing those comments before the story really got rolling. If you read this, I appreciate the time you put into that:) and please finish the story, I was too invested

[@chainsawboy2388]

@@josephineclaire6892it’s a Gacha game so if you ask me that automatically makes it a bad game no matter what. It’s just a cash grab and nothing more that’s what Gacha is, legal gambling.

[@SinisterPixel]

Honestly yeah. It was unlikely I was ever going to play it anyway, but this video 100% turned me off of even giving it a cursory glance in the future

[@moongirl-d9h]

200 diamonds and 20k gold is literally nothing lmao i play the game regularly i shit out that much money you need 300 diamonds for one pull and at higher levels 20k gold doesnt even get you halfway to a level up

[@withercat]

to be fair its less for older players and more to try and draw in new players so it doesnt need to actually be substantial it just needs to SEEM substantial to an outsider

[@MagiRemmie]

@@withercat Also promotional codes entire point is to get a new player started. Not to let people whale.

[@SeraphEChasted_3]

Why is everything about AFK Journey coming out today first Smosh's sponsored video then Jaiden's announcement video now this? What's next is Thomas Sanders gonna have Remus play it for 2 hours

[@Larsoff]

Two words: Money

[@ali-vh1xi]

@@Larsoffthat’s one word

[@randomtree0770]

@@ali-vh1xi That's three words

[@cwb074]

@@ali-vh1xi Money Dollar

[@Larsoff]

@@ali-vh1xiMo Ney IDOT

[@Thefrogking15]

Coney in the pokemon quiz was very funny but he outdid himself in this one. If you do more of these please keep having him on

[@kevinr.9733]

My serious answer for the licensed movie game question: Raya and the Last Dragon. Sure, the story as presented in the movie has issues, and I don't think I'd want a direct adaptation of that story in video game form (though given it's one big fetch quest to recover parts of a broken plot trinket, it certainly fits the video game mold), but the world would make for a perfect setting for a Zelda-style action-adventure game.

[@ZunkleFunkle]

I really feel like people failed to consider that he does, in fact, ALWAYS come back.

[@PikaPenny17]

Yeah but suggests he ALWAYS goes away first.

[@JoshClint]

“Maybe if you knew God you’d get this answer right too” top tier come backs of all time

[@kingspheal363]

I respect Void for the Pneuma answer with no explanation why

[@cornwalmart6873]

Coney was way too funny. I'm tired of sponsored stuff that just drops a few minutes and goes back to the video. I need sponsored bits throughout the whole video.

[@DParkerNunya]

Connor and I said "Overwatch" at the EXACT same time and I'm so happy about it

[@Mr.Dubstep_]

A character who can Take Goku is Skips. I don’t care what Goku does as long as Skips has seen it before, Goku is cooked.

[@SSDARKPIT]

Muscle Man's mom could probably take him

[@Mr.Dubstep_]

@@SSDARKPIT “Do you know who ELSE could beat Goku?!”

[@SSDARKPIT]

​@@Mr.Dubstep_MY MOM!!!

[@crackers1847]

Problem is it’s gotta be in a video game

[@nathanfeldman210]

@@Mr.Dubstep_kirby

[@KlementtM]

1:36 never in my life have I seen someone so confidently giving the wrongest possible answer to a question

[@epicmenace1303]

He gave a wrong answer and then an even worse one

[@jordanleighton6893]

The casual dropping of ‘witchcraft’ as an explanation goes hard

[@AwakenedRAGEJustin]

This is honestly how that last fight would go: 1. Kirby 2. Pneuma 3. Whoever that sponsor dude is based on what i heard in the video 4. Afton As much as i love xenoblade kirby most likely wins that fight, but pneuma definitely kills the other 2

[@Rainock-qz5le]

You are wrong. You are not accounting for the illusions

[@AwakenedRAGEJustin]

@@Rainock-qz5le im sorry but as funny as a answer that is realistically that wont help against a laser that is big enough to kill a giant living continent sized creature and destroy cities in a single blast

[@Rainock-qz5le]

@@AwakenedRAGEJustin no. They would only destroy the illusion. I truly believe, in my heart, the phaestro could defeat both Kirby and pneuma using his powerful illusion magic. And the star power thingy

[@Redkitt3n14]

[@AwakenedRAGEJustin]

@@Redkitt3n14 It’s funny how there are 2 sides to this fight: the memes and jokes(he always comes back and illusions) and the logic(literally god killer and a weapon of mass destruction) and that is possibly why this is such a funny part of the video, i have already pointed out the logic, but do keep saying the meme side as they do give me a genuine laugh

[@idoinfactlikechips5147]

It's so awesome to see creators like AFK Journey sponsored by someone like Alpharad!

[@hermannator1]

i like the xenoblade 2 final boss music playing as coney and conner are bashing on the game honestly void undersold pneuma she can warp reality and has access to a military space stations arsenal of mechs but yeah kirby wins no contest but pneumas in second

[@DKdrop]

Saying you could beat Kirby is craaaazy. I can’t imagine being that mistakenly confident.

[@letstatement]

lmao chat doesn't even understand that kirby would be deceived by phraestro's illusions

[@Wh_rl]

So true, phraestro's devious illusions and trickery would definitely trick kirby, who is notoriously simple minded

[@littleratfella6857]

he would eat the illusion

[@Wh_rl]

@@littleratfella6857 but then he'd make another one

[@PikaPenny17]

@@Wh_rl But then Kirby would have illusion powers, and then Phraestro would be deceived by Kirby's illusions.

[@Wh_rl]

@@PikaPenny17 no because kirby doesn't gain the intelligence of enemies he eats, and phraestro's cunning wouldn't be transferred

[@Sam-wq8xs]

coney is actually the goat for being this committed to a sponsor that wasn't his

[@pokestyn]

34:19 I’d like to point out that pneuma is able to rewrite the laws of physics at will.

[@aidanmajor7269]

True Pneuma was definitely the strongest but at the same time it wasn't about who was the strongest it was about who chat wants to win

[@Jojoponz]

kirby eats them tho

[@aidanmajor7269]

@@Jojoponz he's not as fast as tye speed of light like pneuma is

[@gazelle_diamond9768]

@@aidanmajor7269 With his warp star, yeah he is, as shown in the opening of World of Light in Smash Ultimate.

[@aidanmajor7269]

@@gazelle_diamond9768 but he can easily be knocked off leaving him open both if he fall or flys giving pneuma the perfect opportunity to attack

[@ludovicatirone4304]

I can't believe they made an ongoing ad that was actually funny to watch these guys are just the goat

[@butter_0021]

Conner could have made the ending much easier by saying Kirby eats Afton, now Kirby always comes back and he wins automatically.

[@kellyedwards421]

This entire video is just an ad with jokes. I stilled watched and enjoyed it but I just had to say it

[@LukeG331]

Coneys product placement was IMMACULATE throughout this entire video

[@StephenWear]

Name a game who’s roster can beat a billion lions. My brain: Any Magic the Noah gameshow contestant, but especially the party crashers.

[@doc_anubis]

Have I just chosen to watch a 40 minute ad? Yes, yes I did, I do not regret it

[@soph.naomiii]

the coney bit once he put on the costume i can’t oh my gosh

[@theimprovedbore550]

Coney ABSOLUTELY deserved a point for saying Popeye could beat Goku. It wouldn't even be close.

[@DParkerNunya]

Well, there's a hiccup. Popeye is a gag character. Which means that as long as it's funny enough, he can always win. But Goku has fought a gag character before (Arale), and Beerus is immune to gag character powers (which is either the funniest thing about him or the stupidest). I think this might be a tie.

[@Mangoscats]

Real ones remember alpha literally playing Mario party with pneumas voice actor.

[@DeClayz]

so i decided to check out who pneuma was..... a still don't know much the wiki page for the series says that she can rewrite the physical rules of her surroundings. i feel like void could've definitely fought harder for her, than "she stronk"

[@TheZajicekfarber]

People who don't play the Kirby games don't realize that this cute pink ball is actually the ultimate god destroying warrior.

[@griffonsarcade]

For a video with this title, Coney is 100% the perfect dunce to put in the thumbnail

[@Pyronaut_]

I was laughing so hard when Alpharad said “it’s the guy from Spelunky” for the hint for Guy Spelunky

[@PixelatedQ]

this video with sponsor block is like an angel without wings

[@RGC_animation]

So... is it better to skip the ads or not?

[@PixelatedQ]

@@RGC_animation coney has some good bits, I'd recommend not skipping them.

[@fredoraa]

18:47 I already knew what answer Connor was going to come out with

[@austinfriend3829]

Im 3 minutes into this video and i have to ask...is this entire video just an AFK journey ad?

[@davidflyer7674]

Got about 13 minutes in and although I can say no it's not all ads!.. I don't want to hear how much actually was. Don't hate taking sponsorships but honestly.. not sure I'm finishing

[@PikaPenny17]

@@davidflyer7674 With SponsorBlock there's like 8 ads it skipped.

[@Bigboigoinlong]

@@davidflyer7674 yeah no this was way too excessive for a sponsorship

[@GermClown]

New Alpharad video :D yippiiiiiiie life is better when u have Jacob content to consume while doing literally anything

[@burbusburbus8782]

I voted against coney in the final message specifically because I knew his "Kirby small" argument got on my nerves in a way it really shouldn't. 2000+ channel points but it was worth it

[@_kyle5]

Is this Video Sponsored???

[@djtaitai]

Is it? He didn’t make it very clear.

[@BrendanFetterolf]

How does afk journey sponsor alpharad when Coney exists

[@galaxykid-nu2ks]

So when is the funko fusion stream and or video?

[@Alpharad]

Soon...

[@Lyam2410]

@@Alpharad how did you see that THAT FAST

[@galaxykid-nu2ks]

@@Alpharad I am there trust me on that