One Minute of Dad Jokes on Dock Tok

[@johnbauman4005]

Alternative punchline for the dog & scrabble tiles: Vet took x-rays and said his next bowel movement could spell disaster.

[@adammaccallum9245]

Or his next vowel movement....I'll see my self out, good day sir.

[@robvlob]

I like that punchline better.

[@nicdavis1202]

But, you only get 7 letters. Dog’s been cheating.

[@robvlob]

@@nicdavis1202 I bet he feels regret somewhere in there.

[@PAKallman]

​@@nicdavis1202 ate a whole bag is the set up

[@prayerforceone]

True story: it’s actually illegal to eat Scrabble tiles. Repeat offenders could end up with a long sentence.

[@jamesmcinnis208]

"actually"

[@livywithane]

😭

[@lowresmember2880]

Damn bro,this one good 😂

[@bigolomofe415]

Yo...😂

[@mckenziethorburn3587]

Took me far too long to realise

[@victherocker]

The dad who memorized the root of 666 deserves a prize

[@morganh2800]

I had to watch it again just so i could stop it and write it down. Lol

[@sunstruckfarms4489]

​@@morganh2800 same

[@Pichus08]

Quickly checked... deamn, it is really root of evil! 😅

[@gregholl5011]

which root? there's square root, cube root etcetera.

[@jessekitchens3364]

I'm not too unsure that couldn't have been on the inside of those ridiculous glasses 😂 but still savage

[@burzum8312]

I was crying at a local bar yesterday. The bartender asked me what's the matter. I told him my wife said she's not gona talk to me for a month. Bartender said that's not so bad. I said, it is. Today's the end of the month.

[@bestboss5]

😂😂😂.. permission to plagiarize🙏🙏

[@burzum8312]

@@bestboss5 Lol none needed

[@Zin_Zum]

😂😂

[@outsidlookingconcerned]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Happy-American]

Just get a divorce 😂

[@PhantomFilmAustralia]

The delivery on the "Thanks for nothing" line was executed to perfection.

[@damnedtolive9121]

10/10 ran immediately to the comments section

[@johngregory9253]

😂

[@TheAnnoyingBoss]

Fun fact, the root of all evil is actually the love of money. The money isn't evil, the love of the money is the root of the evil.

[@albertweikel9032]

that line killed me!....🤣

[@badcornflakes6374]

That's your dad after a hard day's work drinking a beer in the garage

[@revan1lord]

I was at my wife's friend's funeral. I asked if I could say a word, she said sure. "Plethora", I said. she responded, "thanks, that means a lot"

[@T-1001]

Underrated

[@revan1lord]

@@T-1001 many thanks

[@AmokBR]

Lol, took me a while to get it

[@surajk1036]

​@@AmokBRI didn't get it

[@AmokBR]

@@surajk1036 “Plethora” means “many” or “a lot”, hence the wife’s response.

[@ellisonhamilton3322]

I got fired from my quality control job at the M & M factory. I kept rejecting all the Ws.

[@Doughnutcat5]

Lol

[@melindamagyar3421]

🤣

[@bluzter]

That took me a sec 🤣🤣

[@kiltedrambler]

That's a blonde joke.... 😐

[@mariebelladonna437]

​@@kiltedramblerI've always heard it as a your mom joke, lol.

[@DaGreenMarshmello]

“I don’t want to interrupt her” 🤣🤣holy fuck

[@RedEyedJedi]

That was the best joke out of the lot of them because it's true 😂

[@99Yeti]

I don’t understand it

[@KoarTCN]

​@@99Yeticuz women never stop talking.

[@stevebengel1346]

​@@99Yetiit means that his wife never stops talking

[@benr979]

This was an old Rodney Dangerfield line back in the day! Classic

[@joegilly1523]

Only 7 years of not interrupting,that's a good start.

[@SweatyFatGuy]

its been 21 years since I interrupted my wife, it was easy after I lost 150 ugly pounds.

[@TheBulbasaurKid]

I don't get that one, can you explain?

[@GuzzlingDuck]

I probably woulda laughed if he just didn't finish that joke, lmao

[@AS_210]

​@@TheBulbasaurKidshe's been talking non-stop for 7 years

[@bonzopippinpaddleopsicopolis]

​@@AS_210 ohh lmao

[@Sujad]

Steak puns are a rare medium well done.

[@TheVoxbox13]

LoL. This comment is WAY underrated.

[@LuxeprivaeMedia]

😂

[@andrewstephens8790]

beautiful simplicity

[@CarmenCastille]

Im picking up what putting down on the grill 🥩

[@jonathanmol4489]

I haven't heard a raw comment like that since tartare. 🥩

[@jjhbball]

These are high quality dad jokes

[@dewimatthews]

A butcher put some ribeye up on a shelf saying he’d give them to whoever guessed their weight. No one took the challenge....they thought the steaks were too high.

[@nicdavis1202]

Could have kept his job at the bank if he’d apologized…. Guess he lost interest. Or needed some change.

[@pushups4thepain]

good one

[@rufushughes4331]

He was vaulted out on whose account, though? Is the family checking?

[@rufushughes4331]

He was vaulted out on whose account, though? Is the family checking?

[@artistale4586]

I doubt they’d fund it and just stock you with the bill

[@Influential1blis]

Lemme give you my 2 cents

[@flatsixx]

This video does an excellent job of capturing how dead inside us married dad types are.

[@TJay41]

Yeah, but the fact that you still have a sense of humor says a lot about you, hat off to you

[@Dilshad-gu7je]

Watching these is like when you really hurt yourself and laugh, despite the pain.

[@UnbyHoundredTwenty]

Can't relate, I'm not stupid

[@ereHeuqibmazoM]

I was laughing instead of crying like I thought I would when I wr clef my last cbr. Couldn’t move my legs but was chuckling at how fkin stupid this all is as gonna get once the paramedics arrived.

[@gabler7992]

you laugh at pain so it goeas away embarrassed

[@loneshadow0844]

Felt the same way falling into a pile of Russian Olives. Got stabbed by a lot of them and just laughed as I laid there in slight pain

[@prastoworiyan4701]

​@@ereHeuqibmazoM

[@grandadmiralsuntzu5066]

My dude just memorized the root of all evil

[@kyoooo]

Dude got 7/11 trucker hat and visor on, he livin the life

[@davidwalker2057]

I watched this like 30 times!!! These guys are awesome!! the root of all evil!!!... No word yet!!! I don't wanna interrupt her... the straight faces!! thanks for nothin....

[@aboxthatdr0x0ls]

"To the guy who invented the number zero. Thanks for nothing." That Indian guy: 👁️👄👁️

[@lakshacc5954]

Lmao

[@vanfad1286]

Nice

[@adityaaggarwal7481]

@@ashvindkumar5471 it was aryabhatt actually.

[@pruthvikchaudhari9977]

​@@adityaaggarwal7481 why the word actually in your reply. It makes it sound like Aryabhatta was not Indian 😅😅😅

[@adityaaggarwal7481]

@@pruthvikchaudhari9977 the person whom I replied said it was ramanujan who invented zero

[@P_Rizzo]

All hail the Fraternal Association of Really Talented Enthusiastic Dads 😂

[@finderlifebound]

FARTED?

[@tq3076]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@subduedblonde731]

Just a buncha dudes, FARTED.

[@soullessangel207]

THE STRAIGHT FACES 😂😂 their delivery and reactions 😂

[@bigolomofe415]

That's what does it for me 😂

[@bigolomofe415]

Esp the pause then nod after " we all make miss steaks" 😂

[@ChiChi-tn2kc]

The root of all evil got me. 😂

[@frolfenuugen4lyfe]

My fav was the guy that doesn't wanna interrupt his wife. 🤣

[@billolsen4360]

Cop pulls over an old man who's driving a convertible. Cop says, "Sir, when you hit that bump a couple blocks back, your wife was thrown out of the car." Old man replies, "THANK you, Officer. I thought I'd gone deaf."

[@roidblitzed]

I didnt understand that one

[@TheOne-pn2cy]

@@roidblitzedcuz his wife never stops talking

[@roidblitzed]

@@billolsen4360 good one 😂

[@roidblitzed]

@@TheOne-pn2cy thank you it makes sense now 😂

[@kathleen2754]

The fact that y'all can just sit there and not bust out laughing I will never know how. I almost lost it on the first and second jokes 😂😂😂

[@JimHassey]

"Haven't talked to my wife in 7 years..." Great one !!....

[@mttkenzn51310]

these aren't even considered as jokes to them, this is just the universal language of all dads in the world

[@_-_TheShadow_-_]

"So I pushed her!" Not gonna lie I just realized I'm pretty dumb, took me a good while to get that one😂😂

[@brianschuetz2614]

I can be a little slow sometimes, myself.

[@noman101]

I still didn't get it

[@_-_TheShadow_-_]

@@noman101 her physical balance, to see if she would fall over when he pushed her 😅

[@MyWillBeDone]

​@EagleStryker1 yea man... it's like something just trips

[@arnold2011]

If you don’t know English that well, Dad jokes are really hard to understand.

[@ronaldhill7180]

Thanks, I needed this today.....God Bless

[@Afif.anNayem.asSalafi]

I could listen to this all day.

[@kamrans2887]

😂😂😂 My family always sarcasticlly laugh at my dad jokes but I enjoy them myself 😅

[@gordyhernandez9203]

Kids asked about marriage joke was so funny, the duck in the distance started quacking up🤣🤣🤣

[@VNeto94]

Duck really went "ha!"

[@renderproductions1032]

Too much quackery

[@joshgilbert3239]

That one is gold

[@snowboardslider24]

that'll never fly...

[@yahdood6015]

It’s a known fact that to conceal laughter, the local dad will take a sip from his morning brew

[@daqurisicola9665]

The dude in the 7 Eleven hat Omg. His glasses. 🤣🤣🤣

[@20thcenturygamer22]

I'd like a set, anyone know where I could get one?

[@Amigo21189]

Hands down the funniest thing in the clip.

[@zirconblue2]

​@@20thcenturygamer22 try searching JackJad mask

[@rebeccaherrera6006]

@@20thcenturygamer22 make sure you use key words -full shade. It came up as “jackjad fashion oversized mask shape shield style sunglasses”

[@ShadowFoxSF]

I was too distracted by those shades for 2 or 3 runs through I didn't even see the hat

[@v3ngence138]

Broo, I was holding it at first, but I genuinely can't hold it in anymore watching it a second time. I'm burst to laughter every single time 🤣

[@ck1abe515]

🤣 the 1st joke had me rolling 🤣, I'm gonna go out on a limb here, and say that the woman had zero balance 🤣🤷‍♂️🤣

[@Pranav_Bhamidipati]

Well, then she should be the one to have gone out on a limb 😉

[@handleisntfkinavailable]

i see what u did there

[@mr.nobody9697]

Dont know why but the "to the guy that invented 0, thanks for nothing" cracked me up. I think it was the delivery that got me.

[@CautiousDad]

Ngl as a dad I do appreciate a good dad joke, it's what I do most of the time 🥰

[@thegamingpuff3744]

The root of evil being 25.807 is f***ing amazing 😂

[@josephhunt7920]

Hahaha! I memorized the square root of 666 back in 1993 and I can still blab it out on command! Thank you Ti-83

[@claude199x]

Best scientific calculator I have ever had.

[@troybaxter]

TI-84 Plus is superior, but TI-83 is still quality.

[@claude199x]

@@troybaxter oh no you didn't...

[@Killa_cam7]

I got all these jokes but that one please explain it. I swear I should understand it but sadly I’m not witted enough to.

[@GiGi1217]

These guys are too much. Love it! As you swiftly move calmly to water beneath you. No Word Yet, Don't want to interrupt her. ALL great ones. Look 4ward to more of these!!

[@michelleadamchak1330]

Ah, Dock Tok dad jokes. What a perfect way to start a nice, relaxing, easy Sunday. Heartfelt thanks for your creative genius!!

[@aisforapple2494]

The last one is the best! 🤣

[@therealbeedubbs35]

The son asking what it’s like to be married joke! 🤣 straight laughed so hard 👏👏👏👏

[@gordyhernandez9203]

That was so funny even the duck in the distance was quacking up🤣

[@Supong23]

I didn't understand that

[@flashahhasavedeveryoneofus2824]

Why u ignoring me

[@mchammer5026]

​@@Supong23 because it's a boomer joke

[@mrhefe2322]

​@@mchammer5026 how is it a boomer joke?

[@claudiahall5237]

Ok.. this is so dumb it's brilliant!! Thank u!! 😂😂

[@lemdisco4575]

Pure, %100, Gold.

[@The-Rest-of-Us]

The 2 jokes that weren’t just puns were actually the funniest. 😄

[@wandarobinson5612]

Love the PUNS! Play On Words….LOVE IT!!!

[@quintopia]

you got me with the balancing the mug on your hand

[@esmeraldablack2365]

Love the first 3 (check balance, dog swallowed scrabble & did not want to interrupt wife ) and the zero joke. 😂😂😂

[@ogenevieve]

My 93-year-old, Korean war vet dad, who just got out of the hospital today called me and said: "This woman went into a tattoo shop that had a sign up that read ' free tattoos for women if you show us your boobs.'" I didn't know how to respond, but before I could ask him what the joke was he said, "the name of the shop was 'Tit for Tat.'" He's got a million of them!

[@rorybattersby5636]

wow guys you need to get a life

[@travo1228]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Hashiriya985]

I was not prepared for that one

[@deidrataylor1360]

That was a good one 😂

[@ogenevieve]

To everyone who took the time to tap the 👍, I want to say thank you so much bcuz when I told him that I wrote this and that 395 ppl liked it, I don't have the words to describe how much that meant to him. He's also lost his sight in the last couple of years, so he can't read it himself, so again I thank each one of you.

[@adel8632]

I love these guys! I in a world of seriousness and corruption and evil, this is amazingly refreshing.

[@ronaldwilliams9600]

Okay… the “no word yet” got me good.

[@alicejeans7185]

Here’s one:My wife told me I should stop singing I’m a believer or she would leave me I thought she was joking but then I saw her face😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@thebigcheese_6997]

Bro that last one had me flying halfway across Panama 💀

[@iaminlovewithyou.]

I want a video of that

[@akazy7906]

Satire after pun after pun, INCREDIBLE JOKES

[@zacharymartin1876]

Saw a one legged man at the ATM, he was checking his balance.

[@torbjornlekberg7756]

That last one was great!

[@habbadabbado5765]

All day long, these jokes can fall like pearls of wisdom from their mouths

[@CoreniaBug]

Dad jokes 😂 I hope my dad jokes live up to theirs 😊

[@aebalc]

This is why the internet exists.

[@noneyabusiness9441]

I want to thank you gentlemen, I used one of your jokes at the Cancer Center Thursday about the shark attack. Lol I had everyone laughing, so thank you very much. Laughter is the best medicine.❤❤❤❤

[@DadMakesJokes]

I haven't talked to my wife in 7 years because I didn't want to interrupt her 😂😂😂

[@lantosrevial8846]

Simply lovely.

[@steveroberts728]

Only seven years ? I’ve been married for twenty four years and I’m still waiting for a chance to say anything.

[@MsMars.]

Some of these are actually Funny and clever.

[@reeseross9504]

The first one gets me 😂 yeah I'll check your balance push, your balance is off 😂🤣.

[@hughphil]

I'm a French woman, and don't understand that bank balance check joke; please explain it to me.

[@LuckSpinner]

Their Ray Dunn cups got me rollin'!!! 😁🤣☕️

[@warrenb9343]

Love these! Keep 'em coming. I've heard the "didn't want to interrupt her..." one many times. It still gets me!

[@teyvang3953]

All jokes gave me a good chuckle... good job guys.

[@KrisMcCauley]

I would like longer pauses maybe a sip on the coffee. Could be super relaxing just having two buds down by the lake horsin

[@mytrigger5613]

Just slow it down a notch.

[@ITseNano_YT]

"Thanks for nothing "😂😂😂. Actually super funny dad joke

[@stinkytoy]

Ive honestly never heard a single one of these before. All solid. Now subscribed 👍🏻

[@Sindollx666x]

Yup got me too

[@wesleywashington1251]

These jokes are actually pretty good!! lol

[@JohnTurner313]

"So I pushed her" and "I don't want to interrupt her" 😂

[@fritzmiller9792]

Haha, I actually didn't get the dog scrabble tile joke until the second time through. Great Dad Jokes !

[@ericestes3567]

The root of all evil joke is genius

[@greatgeraldseverythingthri5208]

Swears man

[@tashinaking3198]

These are great dad jokes! 😂😂😂

[@firewaterbydesign]

A few of these were pretty good!! My favorite was the dog 🐕 eating the tiles and the sqare root of evil!! An honorable mention to being married!!

[@Drsteezymcgee]

Yup I'm getting old.. the last one made me burst out in laughter 🤣

[@ironmanthunder100]

These top their dad jokes yo!

[@xbmarc]

This is the best set yet! Keep it up guys!

[@ninh05]

Havent’t talked to my wife for 7 years… This is not a joke, it’s wisdom for a happy life.

[@md7761]

It's hilariously funny for no reason. 😂

[@zorro8375]

Had this on repeat for an hour

[@Sindollx666x]

To commit to memory? Good call.

[@gv1lle]

Absolute Kings. Subscribed with notifications!

[@deweyoxburger5470]

"what do you do when you have an elephant with 3 balls? You walk him and pitch to the rhino"

[@winston-churchill]

Nice one! 🤣

[@prayerforceone]

@@deweyoxburger5470 Took me a minute😂

[@michaeltreacy7881]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Total draw every last one of them was awesome

[@Akumansion]

the dude in the last looked genuinely impressed.

[@pattiDrn1]

Hilarious, perfect delivery!

[@DebbieMiller-l8z]

You guys make me laugh out loud! Tanks

[@Auvas_Damask]

Doesn't anyone else realize how long it must have taken them to get those shorts considering they've been growing new beards all the time?

[@sbahrin73mahmod]

Omg...😆😆😆

[@meehow3694]

We need more please. This was perfection.

[@beboysub]

bro these are the best dad jokes 😂

[@EarlGrey-YT]

I just really need to get one of those visors.

[@docv73]

Those sunglasses under a 7 eleven hat is f$#$ng HILARIOUS!!!! 😆😅🤣😂🤣😅😆

[@TJ_918]

Sheesh, they’ve got legs for days.

[@Cant_stop_thinking]

😅🤣😂😆😄😃🙃🙂 I love these. Some are 'groaners' But I got a real chuckle.

[@Arthur._Morgan]

my girlfriend was upset recently because her dog died. I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one, but then she just yelled at me, "WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH TWO DEAD DOGS!?" (disclaimer: I don't take credit for inventing this joke, but I can't remember its real origin.)

[@MostPowerfulPMofIndia]

Top notch This is addictive