Hermitcraft Season 9: 10000 Chicken Army!- #53

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[@docm77]

Goat vs Chicken - The Movie, lol

[@defeatSpace]

😨

[@ataralancer]

Make them suffer more than they can handle. Show no mercy

[@HeadyBearGrows]

🐏 > 🐔

[@cowboy.hapi-wee]

Can’t wait

[@idonthavegoodhumor]

haha it’s hilarious ik

[@cyborgbob1017]

The scary thing is: the only reason why he didn’t completely surround the perimeter with this machine, was because he only had 12 hours. It’s entirely possible that if he only had more time, he could have easily killed the sever.

[@Axeky]

EASILY

[@JinxDoesChaos]

Poultry man is more powerful than any god we know * rings bell * Demons be gone

[@LRM12o8]

Just like it would take much more brainpower to conquer the world with your own empire than to nuke it into oblivion. A simple man with a simple machine can cause more damage than an evil mastermind with the most advanced weaponry ever would do. For the simple man does not grasp the full extent of their actions (and how they may backfire).

[@admiralpeak]

I mean if he was lagging even with his threadripper it would be terrible for anyone else

[@AceySkyLine]

Give Grian 24 hours and he cant build the back of his base. Give Grian 12 hours and a call to Poultry man and he will fill someones base with thousands of chickens.

[@elizabethkahn9155]

Priorities I guess

[@MrHolodoc]

Who are you talking about, that was Poultry Man... not this Grian Dude.

[@AceySkyLine]

@@MrHolodoc he just called him over for a favor yk?

[@Hashim.Khadwardi]

The funny thing is that this is done in 12 hours

[@wolfyd2053]

@@Hashim.KhadwardiThat’s the point…

[@solo2835]

Doc: creats the most the most complex machines to prank Grian and Scar. Grian and Scar: C H I C K E N

[@AlexMunz-bg3bc]

And it was even more effective

[@saruwatarisa]

I meeean you gotta use all that chicken, don't let it go to waste man 😂

[@karifaevt]

Quantity has a quality all of it's own

[@opdollar]

grian and scar had no involvement in any of this

[@aaronh3347]

@@opdollar I mean they did build the contraption and stay there making sure they kept spawning afk and came up with the idea simple though it was. But yeah.

[@EpigTheEpicPig]

Grian, don't you fear Doc's revenge? Grian: Nah, by the time he's killed all the chickens season 9 will be over.

[@Ekipsogel]

Decked out 2 will drag it out too long for that

[@finnishspotter7958]

Doc: I meaan.. I don't necessarily need to kill them...

[@TheTrytix]

Grian's tombstone quote: "I wanna see what happens when you REALLY poke the goat."

[@737e7dhs4]

And all this time only grian has done perfect moves, if he pokes the goat he will end up roasting the goat too

[@Xhaka_-8]

I sense vengeance worser than hell

[@chcolate_chip3020]

He didn’t poke the goat he punched the goat

[@Aussie_Man237]

Yes

[@sirlucas1119]

Bro he should've used zoglins to kill the chickens

[@zecurox]

doc: "Honey, what's for dinner?" wife: "roasted chicken" doc: "NOOOOOOOOOOO"

[@heylolp9]

Post Traumatic Cluck Disorder

[@60.09]

Wife :It's the head of poultry man Doc:- o yay

[@aligalad9907]

Too cruel. Too soon

[@nathanielhartlen2140]

Her: why the "foul" language

[@MazzyGG]

Poultry chickens haunt his nightmares forever now lol 😂😂😂

[@mmnn-xxzz]

I am honestly surprised that Doc didn't expect a massive retaliation from the guy who have started atleast 1 major war every season since he joined, not because of something that might happen to himself, but because it was mumbo who became the victim in the end.

[@PoltieBoo]

Poor mumbo

[@bennyrina5574]

yeah he love mumbo that much lol

[@mekko9312]

I like to believe that Grian will start a chicken war because of this lol

[@mekko9312]

Poultry Man*

[@doge8825]

I mean yeah. Doc was dumb for doing stuff to mumbo’s base but god will the result be absolutely hilarious to watch

[@aGoshDarnTravesty]

"Why did they have to retaliate? It could have been over." ~Doc, while debating how to retaliate.

[@stephenconnor1847]

But let’s be honest, Grian will only relent if he gets properly distracted.

[@nicolefeldman8913]

Zed’s “I hate having you and Grian for neighbors” KILLED me. So funny, 12/10 delivery

[@volvococyt3035]

time?

[@scrubsidiot]

@@volvococyt3035 52:43

[@RaffyTheTiger]

timestamp

[@cin3859]

52:44

[@uhcait1195]

@@volvococyt3035 52:44

[@FireController1847]

Doc is never going to be able to handle a naturally spawned chicken without being reminded of this event hahaha

[@Nyerguds]

This episode is just a brief explanation on the vault door prank and then a full hour of Doc losing his mind over chickens.

[@nerdjournal]

Amazing innit?

[@riodannn]

hour? i think days would be a better time stamp

[@Nyerguds]

@@riodannn I said "episode". That refers to the released content, not to the time making it.

[@riodannn]

@@Nyerguds i know i know, i just want to make more funnier :v

[@vulcanfeline]

the most amazing thing... we all watched herding chickens for an hour :)

[@ethantran5679]

It’s kind of comical that grians idea of getting back at docs red stone mind is to make the perimeter super laggy with mass reproductive chickens

[@MarshallRedmon01]

It wasn't Grian, it was the man in the chicken outfit

[@littledragongirl10]

I saw no grian, only poultryman and hotguy 😂❤

[@idonthavegoodhumor]

who is grain? I saw the poultryman and hot guy and my they got a good revenge!!!!

[@thomasw4422]

I like that they used Redstone against a Redstone master

[@leafgreenbeast]

Hit him where it hurts: his performance

[@eeveeeleven9766]

Everyday Xisuma wakes up to more fires on the server and he just calmly pulls out the fire extinguisher every time

[@louisaabbott6196]

My favourite part is ‘I’m an animal lover I’m going to return these’ few hours later ‘dye chickens dye there shall be no survivors’😂😂😂😂

[@bambooriffic3827]

My thoughts exactly LOL

[@Phlucious]

25:46 I desperately want a fanart of the GOAT drowning in a sea of chickens, with his arm and the butterfly wings poking out from the mass. 🐓

[@Rainbowalpacas]

You could tell doc was trying so hard not to say “What in the actual FUCK?!” The entire time after he found the chickens 😂😂

[@birdbird5337]

I was half expecting him to go "What in the actual CLUCK?!"

[@dasrundeviereck7194]

@@birdbird5337 I was "egg"specting him to go "What in the "egg"- "shell" CLUCK?!"

[@MegaNumberXIII]

The fact that not only did Grian and Scar get back at Doc so quickly, but they actually properly used REDSTONE, something the two are notoriously bad at, to do it is just the icing on the cake 😂

[@J_to_the_F]

Grian and Scar are are bad at red stone. I don't know about Poultry Man and Hot Guy...

[@praneelk7442]

@@J_to_the_F *hot guy

[@_LunaticMoon]

Wait, Grian and Scar did proper redstone?

[@J_to_the_F]

@@praneelk7442 thx, I have been confused for a long time if it is hawk eye or hot guy...

[@SeaUnicorn]

PROPERLY? that's the worst way possible to use redstone, leave a lag machine running in a loaded chunk!

[@Nogiistune]

11:30 Look at all those chickens! 18:00 POULTRY MAN??? 25:00 Death via chicken 🐔 45:00 The not so efficient, chicken sweeper! 47:03 Zedaph! :D 52:00 "I hate having you and Grian for neighbors." -Zedaph 59:00 The FireWall 1:04:50 Creeper 💥 1:05:33 Rendog! :D 1:06:15 Chicken army🐔 vs Fox army🦊 (stick around until the next clip, long battle) 1:11:50 Rendog down :O 1:13:14 Rendog joins the Goat for revenge 🚩 1:16:05 Zedaph is back! 1:17:20 Zedaph joins the gang for revenge 🚩 1:18:20 Chicken statistics 🐔 1:20:50 It is done 1:23:25 Grians flooded base

[@jsouthwark]

you're a hero o7

[@Nogiistune]

@@jsouthwark oh- well thank you! ✨

[@victortesla2935]

But why do you do this I mean you are not getting monetize of of that

[@Nogiistune]

@@victortesla2935 it's fun to time stamp my favorite parts so I can rewatch them later! :)

[@miceky222]

madly in love with you

[@bambooriffic3827]

Doc went from "Ya know, I don't wanna kill all the chickens, I'm an animal guy, so we just gonna move them all to Grians base." to, "I've killed over 4,000 chickens and counting, how about you?"

[@akshatchheda1102]

"those chicken are so powerful they literally slow down time" is something i never thought I'd hear in my lifetime

[@sib3155]

Poultry man the controller of time

[@Klerkules]

ilmango did this in his skyblock LP, trying to get a trade from a zombie-villager

[@red5_skywalker]

I saw your comment as doc said that!

[@storyspren]

Gravitational time dilation from the sheer mass of all those chickens lmao

[@sib3155]

@@storyspren if it continiue it woudl make a black hole (In a wall becouse the server woudl explode)

[@krisrobinson207]

I imagine Mrs.Goat walking past the office seeing doc with his head in his hands "Grian again?" 😂😂😂

[@GoldenJayTime]

Obsessed with the way the amount of chickens grows every way he tells the story - initially 3000, then 5000 when telling zedaph, then 6000 when telling Ren

[@Enchet0]

Yes but if they moved a bit over 1000 and he killed about 4000 and zedaph and ren killed some too 6000 is the most accurate

[@sorin_markov]

@@Enchet0 They moved 2k and Doc killed quite a lot via other means like lava, so I'd honestly guess close to 10,000 like in the title

[@Enchet0]

@@sorin_markovyeah probably

[@Hufflepuff_cookie]

Yah my guess is at least 10k

[@peterslegers6121]

At 12:00 you can see that there were at least close to 14k entities (eggs and chicken) around.

[@LadyChrista1]

I was gonna say that too- ("some number I can't remember and don't wanna go back to check on" amount of ticking entities and then like 12,000-something not ticking entities)

[@idaner]

Doc at the beggining of the video: "I am an animal lover" Doc at the end: "I have slain them all"

[@5hyguy42]

The slow burn of compromised ethics is great

[@MazzyGG]

True lol 😂

[@ughknee_]

oh my god, grian didn't poke the goat, he pelted him repeatedly with eggs 😭

[@MarshallRedmon01]

It wasn't Grian, it was the man in the chicken outfit

[@Gnonne]

Ya, it was Portly Man

[@idonthavegoodhumor]

grain? no grian I saw

[@WeirdMobileGamer9990]

I didn't see any Grian, just Poultry Man and Hotguy

[@cencent2189]

I hope Grian can return the chickens to poultry man. They're close friends

[@RobertW1990]

Doc: Why do they have to retaliate like this... (2 Minutes later) Doc: I'm going to spend all day retaliating... (The Cycle Continues)

[@AgusSkywalker]

Doc: We have ten thousand chicken! Ren: Don't worry, we'll just release two thousand foxes that will eat the chicken. Doc: And then what do we do with the foxes? Ren: We just release one thousand wolves that will attack the foxes! Doc: And then what do we do with the wolves? Ren: We bring two thousand skeletons to fight the wolves? Doc: And then what do we do with the skeletons? Ren: When day comes they will just burn! This is a foolproof plan! * Proceeds to have base filled with chicken, foxes, wolves, skeletons and slime.

[@izzybella9196]

When Doc was talking about whether or not Grian meant for this many chickens to spawn and comeing back from Grians video realizing that if he had more time he would have done way worse puts into perspective how much more this can escalate 😅

[@dawnhaughtey5332]

Haha so true, I hope this continues for a while. It could be better than the neighbours war with bdubs (still my fave) 😅

[@dragonmage372]

Doc thinks that Grian and Scar didn't know that area was chunk-loaded, and while he's right in that regard, it didn't really matter because Grian left his camera account floating over the perimeter to intentionally keep it loaded and spawning chickens. In other words, this is about to be a total war.

[@robertfrans5633]

You could build him a nice, big obsidian egg in the centre of his base. Filled with water and an elder guardian. You can even surround the obsidian with white concrete to make it a chicken egg.

[@peepeepoopoo9880]

well that wouldnt work at all cause milk completely negates the troubling part about that.. would take more time to set up than to take down

[@darthraiden8740]

@@peepeepoopoo9880 he would need a lot of milk. It would be annoying.

[@ceosgamer016_5]

Its good but wuldnt that screw mumbo as well?

[@Ivanovichx]

@@peepeepoopoo9880 Doesn't the mining fatigue apply right away after you use milk?

[@Zeldrake]

cleo tried this with jev, it wasn't very effective unfortunately @@Ivanovichx reapplies every 3min I believe

[@mattinacave1947]

Never did I think I would dedicate an entire hour to watching someone clear their Minecraft base of thousands of chickens. Your reaction to "Poultry Man's" and "Hot Guy's" prank was absolutely hilarious. Unfortunately, an hour after I watched your video one of my cats passed away. I am really glad to have watched something as ridiculous like this unfold before having to say goodbye to my furry orange friend.

[@bambooriffic3827]

I'm so sorry for the loss of your furry friend. I know how hard it can be to lose a pet. I wish you all the best

[@mattinacave1947]

@@bambooriffic3827 thanks for your kind words

[@youreright9178]

my turtle(4 years old) died last night and i was watching this video to cope. my heartfelt condolenses to you.

[@Tacobell1384]

You should hide chicken spawners underground in his base tied to bubble columns and redstone clocks set to different intervals so that at random times a load of chickens suddenly shoot out of the ground into his base so that unless he sees it happen it just looks like chickens suddenly appear lol

[@leduck8096]

i dont think you can use spawners in survival

[@Tacobell1384]

@@leduck8096 not the cage spawners but the same kind of system that they used

[@leduck8096]

@@Tacobell1384 i forgot about that my bad

[@Tacobell1384]

@@leduck8096 no worries.

[@ilikeducks2781]

Didn’t Mumbo do that in season 6?

[@joshuamcvey5162]

Love how Doc starts the episode all THR PRANK WORKED!! WE GOT EM!! While there were thousands of chickens just waiting for him to come over.

[@UraniumFever-hk3ro]

I know! funniest thing ive seen in a bit!

[@Moonstriker2514]

This feels like lord of the rings "It would take thousands" "Tens of thousands" "But there is no such force" *clucking in the distance*

[@OHuito]

A new power is rising

[@lordgiacomos2551]

Da-da-da.... da-dah-dun

[@sethsmith2608]

the age of the elf (goat) has ended, the age of the orc (chicken) has begun

[@jeremyfeldmann7969]

Who is evil a goat that blow up a door or 2 people making chicken lag

[@FacelessProdigys]

For Poultry Man!

[@HilariousHooper44]

Just watched Grian's video and came here to see the reaction. Doc did not disappoint. This was a great prank. Hands down. 10/10. Cant wait to see how it all escalates

[@CrazyCosmicCakes]

Same!!! I was low key worried that Doc would go insane…. Glad he got away with minor PTSD and not minor insanity…

[@stetsonhendrix9103]

Hide just a few chicken making machines in his base. He'll just think he missed a few for quite a while before he realizes they are actively showing up.

[@chcolate_chip3020]

Just realised how powerful Doc’s pc must be… the chickens lagged way more on Grian and Scar’s POVs

[@gristen]

he uses optimization mods that reduce lag

[@jenv.7995]

They also have the animations mod on

[@Randoinyourwalls423]

Grian? Scar? Who ever could you be talking about? This was Poultry Man and HotGuy.

[@vineetamendiratta5121]

​@@gristenwhat is that ?

[@gristen]

@@vineetamendiratta5121 i dont know the names of the mods he uses but he mentions he has them in the video

[@monatae9725]

I love the way Grian and Doc play off each other, it's like a Saturday morning cartoon in the best way possible! 😂

[@robinagreer]

Omg... Thats exactly the feeling i get watching grian and scar and/or bdubs!

[@DanielVisOneCade]

Got some real Spy vs. Spy Comic strip feelings happening with this one. 😂

[@therangerkid4244]

it Wasn't grain it was the guy in the chicken costume

[@neocelestia]

@@DanielVisOneCade I love this comparison SO MUCH!! Well played Sir!

[@RFDN0]

Surprisingly, there is no hero. We have an evil genius and a slightly less homicidal joker. Which will reign supreme?

[@sofiatarasova7517]

yeah i feel like glitter bomb comparison is very on point, months later you'll still be finding chicken in places you least expect it

[@brittany1049]

Gives a whole new meaning to “pesky bird” 😂

[@eduardpeeterlemming]

Cant believe Poultryman came out of retirement to spread chickens on a grumpy goat's lawn. Cant wait for this petty revenge to evolve into Civil war 2: electric boogaloo

[@nicholashalom1632]

I wonder how many tnt minecarts will come in to play....

[@eduardpeeterlemming]

@@nicholashalom1632 around 10k I bet

[@Randoinyourwalls423]

10k? A 'poultry' sum to what Grian is capable of.

[@Robin-yd5re]

Doc you must save a chicken and name it if this turns to a war you can sell it to the museums afterwards

[@No_Name_Provided]

Alternatively, save two chickens. Get the museums into a bidding war, then accept both bids.

[@killjoy362]

Making profit on cub in a war perfect (cub did seasom 6 with concorp for who remember)

[@mikeypatterson8177]

I love how both walked amongst the chickens with seeds and called them their children

[@timbaleno9269]

Late to the party, but a good prank that's not aggressive, but would be perfect is just take all of his items that he just finished organizing neatly, and make a massive chest monster in the middle with all the items thrown about.

[@JinxDoesChaos]

You might have to deal with the cleaning lady if you did that * cowers while ringing bell * demons be gone

[@Vlad0321]

***Cleaning Lady joined Grian***

[@EnabiSeira]

That might put the cleaning lady in Grian's ranks xD

[@linasendid3193]

​@@Vlad0321yeah, but knowing grian he'll probably just embrace it

[@snimp872]

@@JinxDoesChaosbro is plagued by demons

[@randospawn7495]

Poultry Man & Hot Guy: Gives Doc 3000 chickens Doc: Double it and give it to the next person

[@SkyeChronicler-gt3sr]

It's the uno reverse from season 7.

[@kaloiangeorgiev1310]

More like 10 000

[@SeaUnicorn]

10/10 comment 🤣

[@sirwhitemeat9785]

@@kaloiangeorgiev1310 more like 14 thousand

[@jimmartin516655]

Congratulations Doc. You just gave Grian thousands of adult chickens. Which will produce millions of eggs. Which he will then use to terrorize the server.

[@noat8306]

In terms of revenge, I feel like if the Big Eye Crew was allowed to drop a few dozen ravagers on Boatem to retaliate for a massive boat, which they helped clean up afterwards, in season 8, then Doc is more than justified to drop a few dozen (read: hundred) wardens on Scarland and Grian's rock.

[@rpiotte]

Here's my idea: Cover someone's base in a water cube (using kelp to make it all source blocks, so it's hard to remove. And try to protect any water sensitive décor with glass blocks.). Then, lava cast the cube in cobblestone, adding several layers on top. To be extra evil, you can add a bunch of elder guardians (And normal guardians, if you want some annoying damage). This may be way too high of an escalation at this point, but maybe keep it in your back pocket for later? Also, for extra spice, you can add some obsidian wherever you want to. Around the guardians, somewhere as a layer in the cobblestone, inside their storage hall so they can't get to their sponge, etc.

[@AlexMunz-bg3bc]

This one is genuinely diabolical

[@sorin_markov]

Reply for algo because this is some 2B2T level stuff right here

[@skiiipp781]

Jeez

[@rivingmizzenmast]

⁠@@sorin_markovlol reminds me of the obsidian boat on 2b2t filled with elder guardians

[@cappared]

You need to recruit Bdubs to your side. He's got a horse shaped axe to grind with Scar 😂

[@hypnojon32]

I was going to suggest the same thing! Gave yur comment a like.

[@tumblingartist]

YES!

[@WinterRedstone]

Yes please I want a war so bad

[@KsioTerood05]

The slow realization of doc when he reaches the perimeter is just GOLDEN.

[@derekhogan9685]

Grians really going to wish he worked on his base more with those chickens now in every empty corner 😂

[@daveed9115]

For revenge tactics - is there a way to auto-breed goats and fill Grian's base with them? Sounds like a job for the hive mind...

[@OldJohann]

As a former chicken farmer irl, I can confirm that this is how it feels to have chickens.

[@Sam-xu5nv]

I can't wait for Mumbo's reaction. He's gonna log back in, find his base swarmed by chickens, Grian's even worse, his door gone. He's going to think the pot he placed in front of the base is cursed.

[@DisasterAster]

😂😂😂😂 true

[@Kyoame_]

Wasn't the pot telling a story about a friend getting killed and mourning about it? More than a curse, Mumbo just made a prophecy XD

[@indodinoyoutube]

@@Kyoame_Holy crap you're right! 😱

[@citra1885]

​@@Kyoame_ Mumbo the Prophet

[@the_stray_cat]

ooh nooo , dint think about how poor mumbo is geting hit in the crosfire of this mess

[@ansherbet7667]

I love how much effort and fun Docm put in replacing chickens. Also his "OH MY gOOOd" every like 5 sec made me laugh so much

[@zutaca2825]

It seems like falling sand crashes Grian's game for some reason, so you could put a machine under his base that makes a block of sand fall at random intervals

[@Arken-99]

There are two people on Hermitcraft that you don’t want to mess with. Two people that if you mess with will escalate far beyond what many would consider reasonable. And I’m so glad to see them pitted against each other

[@kshitijpadwal9455]

One is doc which is the other

[@Cropak_Napeik]

Grain

[@kshitijpadwal9455]

Ohhk

[@kshitijpadwal9455]

The war is gonna be interesting the hive mine the goat vs the two brain cells

[@jsw973]

One is someone that can make WMDs every week, the other one is someone that won't hesitate to use it as a prank

[@heatherrockwell9012]

Doc spent as much time trying to mentally process the chickens as the length of Grian's entire episode

[@MADED1TS]

You know it's a good prank when it takes the same amount of time to recover from it as it takes to make it

[@Nyerguds]

@@MADED1TS Making Doc speechless is an achievement on its own. It's amazing that the Grian&Scar team managed to do it multiple times in just this season.

[@PoltieBoo]

I need to see this

[@cyborgbob1017]

I forgot how to do it exactly, but you can make a login detector with tamed dogs or cats I think. If you can get access to one of his tamed animals, you can make a login detector so the exact SECOND they log in, something bad happens. What that is is up to you

[@THUNDERS7RUCK11]

Idea: There happens to be a large number of wardens in the tunnel where it all began that may appreciate a change in scenery. Just an idea

[@goldyoutube7663]

He Has Them As A Mob Switch I Think So That No Zombies, Skeletons, Creepers Could Spawn In The Cave

[@rivingmizzenmast]

@@goldyoutube7663 He still has the warden farm though 😈

[@arthuratlas2166]

The fact that he did all of that chicken clearing, while never turning of friendly mob sounds what a mad lad.

[@bambooriffic3827]

I was thinking this too! Like, he was complaining about the chicken sounds, and never turned off the friendly mob sounds. He spent hours clearing them out, I would have gone mad

[@WyrmCalcar4722]

Doc: why do things have to escalate? Doc 3 seconds later: *proceeds to escalate*

[@Leibhaftige]

"I have patrolled for hours..." "The beasts have all been slain..." -fade to black- "CLUCK!" That was the perfect opening, heh!

[@e.millustration1759]

greatly appreciated ren and doc demonstrating mitosis via chicken vortexes

[@frogge2579]

That's what I thought too! :D

[@RatkingNyxu]

I'm sure you can figure a way to do this: rotate Grian's base 180 degrees. The back becomes the front, the front becomes the back, and he has an existential panic on what part to work on

[@mrthinker321]

How is that even possible

[@PeanutButterPope]

That might actually help him. Turn it by 90° instead >:)

[@ikshitsethi4132]

Obsidian idea!!! Dude do that too 😂

[@RianaFelblade]

This would be the most labor intensive, but the best way to escalate lol. Recruit a few other Hermits to help out, and it should be doable within a few hours. At the very least, Ren will be on board!

[@gcextol8129]

😂😂😂

[@taQx2]

The dawn of ChickenTech, a whole new branch of technical Minecraft, dedicated to the study of chicken conveyors, force fields, sweepers, advanced culling methods and more.

[@rfresa]

I was expecting him to just bring in a bunch of zoglins.

[@Axeky]

The fact that grian wanted to line the perimeter of the parameter in those chicken machines just shows how much his and mambo's friendship matters to him

[@vulcanfeline]

don't forget, grian did the same thing (clucking spam) to mumbo in season 6 or 7

[@Axeky]

@@vulcanfeline didnt watch to much of season 7, what all shenanigans did he do?

[@TheSoupMiser]

Doc at the beginning of the episode: I’m just going to “re-home” these chickens to a better place ;D Doc at the end of the episode: I never want to see one of monsters again. It’s kill on site

[@chrizzie1]

Everytime an uninvolved hermit suffers from the horrendous chicken-induced lag, it incentivises them to join Doc's side of this prank war.

[@DeveusBelkan]

At the beginning of the Apoultralypse, Doc says that as an animal lover he can't bare killing the poor chickens.... but at the end, the tap tap taps and the bawk bawk bawks have broken him and "I'll sniff them out. No survivors!"

[@jsw973]

War changes people

[@madisonmcallister4835]

This is my first time watching your videos, usually I watch Scar, Grian, and Mumbo, but wow, what a different aura you have 😂 You are brilliant.

[@karalach6215]

If you find any more chicken you should donate one to the museum so this moment lives forever

[@Narzissist]

13:46 „They knew I didn‘t have much time this week because Kindergarten was close again“ Poor Doc 😂

[@pandaculling3238]

Grian has a real hard time with shulkers. It would be a shame if those nooks and crannies of the rocks were infested.

[@bobcross3768]

Imagine in that scenario a Warden would hide somewhere in the walls.

[@CheeseMiser]

Technically, dock is filling grians nooka and crannies with c*cks

[@notanintern121]

@@bobcross3768 or a few, with the system that tango is using to aggro from any distance with skulk sensors

[@vervixx9272]

Why stop in the nooks and crannies? fill the entire base with hundreds of shulkers and he wont even be able to access his base.

[@lamarckleland5731]

I misread it as Infested with silverfish, that would be going too far kekeke

[@MrLemonaiden]

I find it really endearing that he uses chicken as singular and Plural, I’m honestly gonna start using it 😂

[@RD_-tc7ct]

Honestly the 10 minutes of him being speechless about them made me happy😂

[@jessicawolitarsky139]

@25:42 “I FELL INTO A CHICKEN-HOLE AND GOT SUFFOCATED TO DEATH BY CHICKEN!!!!” I literally cannot stop laughing at Doc’s incredulous quips in this one! 🤣

[@LiaDragon]

After Mumbo's door got blown up.. Docs first thought: Grians probably trying to explain Mumbo what happened. Grians first thought: I'll become poultry-man and fill Docs base with chickens. I'm curious how this war will end. XD

[@Trithis2077]

Something tells me it's going to end with the "unintentional" season 9 finale.

[@ThatDamnedGamer1]

@@Trithis2077 No one being able to log in to the server due to lag?

[@10carries]

Wdym grian turned into poultry man? No one knows who poultry man is. What makes you think it’s grian he is just friends with poultry man.

[@eleanorhathaway3619]

this war will never end till the server dies...

[@Spiney09]

@@Trithis2077Tango would be so mad

[@greatazuredragon]

Doc: "Are you insane?!" Grian: "Is that a trick question?"

[@brushidobee2233]

First growing tomatoes, now herding chickens, at this rate Doc is going to make a whole farm!

[@matthewdylla6090]

On this day Doc learned the one power stronger than redstone. Friendship.

[@d.stomper1970]

Two powers: Friendship...and chickens.

[@charlotte1924]

Near the start of the season Grian and Pearl had a mini prank war with each other placing salmon heads all over their bases. Grian quickly realised there is no tool for mining heads and stopped their little prank war before it escalated further. You could build him a bunch of little chickens out of open fence gates, white terracotta, and the chicken heads! The need to use an axe, a pickaxe, and the slow mining speed for heads will make it very tedious to clean up

[@xvoin2867]

And hide guardian with mining fatigue inside!

[@pillowmanswe2350]

@@xvoin2867 evil.... i like it

[@lygencore]

Just placing heads everywhere doesn’t take as much time and is still effective (and more fun)

[@kazuhaslips]

Heads break instantly with water unfortunately

[@alyssa_j99]

You should totally stick a ton, like a few hundred, zoglins in Grian's base. They're so aggressive and hit so hard that it will be obnoxious to clear out. Plus it will be satisfying when Grian gets thrown around hahaha! OR better yet, a bunch of zombie pigmen, because they're also really hard hitting too. Bwahaha! Normally I'm on Grian's side for these wars but I actually am against him this time LOL. Great episode Doc! :D

[@coalyt9816]

Time to automate the creeper tree

[@Aenyn]

“How can you be so ruthless?!” - Doc That’s high praise from the mad scientist, and my favorite quote from S9. 😂

[@sonny1524]

his words remind me of the Fray song Heartless XD love this quote too

[@joew1237]

Isn't the fast move on Grian's TCG card literally 'Starting a War'?

[@fhtraveler]

No, that's his secondary move. His primary move, Borrow, is a special move. Special moves are on the bottom of the card regardless of whether they're primary or secondary because they need the extra space for the description.

[@anoukrothoff6143]

​@@fhtravelerno start a war is litterly his normal move its just in the bottem because it costs more to execute. Also in the irl cards it is tis first move.

[@EricLin-qz4su]

​@@fhtravelerno ur wrong lmao😂

[@madiaw5553]

In game tcg card borrow is on top while start a war is on the bottom while the irl one is reversed (probably for easier mass production)

[@lordhuntington5704]

@@madiaw5553 You are correct

[@Frostshokula]

Doc went from “I care about animals. Let’s relocate these chickens” to “DIE YOU STUPID CHICKENS!!!” In less than a day 🤣

[@DemonicSpoons945]

20:38 right as I was watching this, I got the notification for Grians newest hermitcraft episode called my Minecraft broke, the timing is so spectacular, I could not make this up

[@lilannila4006]

I love how both Grian and Doc said "come here my children" while moving the chickens with seeds. Or, at least, they both said something similar and along those lines.

[@MADED1TS]

That grian guy you're talking about is non existent. The only person that moved the chicken was poultry man

[@etanifi7613]

Bro, I noticed that too that was so funny

[@attackofthehog]

"Killed by chicken!" Sounds like a new special attack for TCG 😂

[@cornerstatue8167]

I say it goes on a POULTRY MAN card.

[@FuelDropforthewin]

@@cornerstatue8167 Special card: Vengeful Poultry Man. Special ability: fill the entire goddamn board with chickens.

[@Amixan0402]

It's a grain and scar combination special

[@theohipple8184]

1. Put wardens in Grain and Scars air space so if they fly they get blasted 2. Put some chunk bans in their base 3. rename all their items so absolutely nothing in their bases stack. 4. put thousands of armor stand entities in the ground so that it’s invisible lag 5. unfinish the back of Grians base. 6. Switch alll if scars hotguy merch for Goat merch in scarland 7. Place obsidian everywhere and elder guardians for miners fatigue

[@enderdragon2233]

Catnap Jellie and send Scar on a (deadly) scavenger hunt to save her. Seeing as it was a scavenger hunt for the egg that prompted this escalation... Bdubs also has a bone to pick with Scar if you need help designing the scavenger hunt. As for Grian, some of the ideas I've seen in your comment section that I'm fond of are flooding his base with Shulkers and Dragon Eggs. Both of these are a pain to get rid of and have significance to Grian. Grian's least favourite place on the server is underneath The Entity because it has ~10 shulkers inside of it. Now imagine if there were 100s inside of his base... Another thing you should be aware of is an ongoing prank back-and-fourth between Grian and Mumbo involving a single target block. Long story short, if you place a target block on the bridge then one of those two is likely to trigger it on purpose even if there is visible redstone.

[@Sylvarile]

I literally JUST finished watching Grian create the chicken army, this is beautiful timing.

[@jaewol359]

Same lol. I clicked so fast haha.

[@therangerkid4244]

it Wasn't grain it was the guy in the chicken costume

[@emmii.co.]

@@therangerkid4244 who is this "Grain" character?

[@shnarglebluff]

🐓

[@Raggmopp-xl7yf]

Same!

[@bent8793]

Oh no! Looks like Grian's base has some sort of strange connection to the entity at the shopping district! I sure hope that none of the shulkers somehow end up moving through this connection and making themselves at home in the base...

[@nikk-named]

Oh that'd be evil. He hates having to deal with those... Sounds like a fun idea for a back-attack at him

[@colinjones5379]

This is the one. Make a shulker reactor and just let them loose

[@clashwithriver247]

Yes make a farm but instead of killing the shulkers make the teleport to his base

[@colleenlavigne2196]

Yep, this is the one, fill his base with shulkers

[@noxlotl_]

YESSS

[@grandgab]

I just finally terminated my time travel trough Season 9. I love the way Doc is. I guess we will see the real dark side now. The Dragon dream, where Doc was destroying ScarLand must have been a premonition.

[@purplef0xx]

Doc, if you wanted help with some kind of mega revenge, Bdubs has a rivalry with Scar as Scar keeps hotguying Bdubs' horses and False isn't happy with Grian after he pressed the button on green while she was waiting. You could also fix Mumbo's vault door for him to try and get him on your side

[@remcosl4115]

grian sure must be glad to be backed up by poultry man

[@therangerkid4244]

it Wasn't grain it was the guy in the chicken costume

[@cencent2189]

@therangerkid4244 Yeah Grian is backed up by Poultry Man, he misplaced some chickens and since Grian knows poultry man Doc gave them back to Grian

[@fumarc4501]

Also knows some super heroes, Hotguy and Cuteguy.

[@Quasarel]

​@@therangerkid4244did you even read the comment?

[@wombat6]

Doc's genuine surprise at the chicken army was absolute gold

[@morgan5941]

I had to watch this twice.

[@Brandon_Hardie]

The "3000?" part got me rolling 😭

[@stephenjames6188]

New drinking game, take a shot every time doc says chicken in this episode 😂

[@joshshultz1250]

Doc: Designs chicken sweeper to speed up process Me: Should probably widen up that fence path in the nether for more throughput