Hermitcraft Season 9 MegaRecap Part 1: Of Kings and Empires

[@TheHermitcraftRecap]

Thanks for joining us for the 2022 half of the season! 2023: Stack the Deck will be out next weekend! A couple notes about the captions: 1. The following episodes are missing captions: 32, 33, 34, and 37. This will be rectified on both here and the original videos within the week. 2. This video is so long it just plain breaks KZbin's captioning software. As a result, some parts may not work correctly, such as being off by a couple seconds, having single words stranded alone on a line, or captions flashing by quickly. As much as I wish I could, I can't promise things are right on this, so please watch the individual episodes for optimal captioning and musical experiences. Thanks for understanding! ~Ly

[@cosmicghost763]

[@NXZvoltX]

Np

[@featherofajay4667]

This is such an epic testament to the longest season of Hermitcraft to date, awesome. Also, tell Sloy that I laughed at his Recap 1 joke again, loved it

[@D_4_N_]

your work is appreciated dont worry :D

[@Raskolnikov70]

Thank you so much for doing what you do. My hearing was damaged a long time ago and while I can still listen to these, it's hard to make out a lot of words sometimes and the captions help a ton ♥♥♥

[@ZombieCleo]

Dudes! I haven't finished my season 9 uploads yet, what are you doing!

[@ZombieCleo]

BTW this is not a joke!

[@ITFNBiteBayKon]

@@ZombieCleo This is only for the 2022 episodes, so hopefully they'll hold off on the 2023 onwards ones :)

[@Lyarrah]

Sorry!! I'm really looking forward to them if it's any consolation T_T (I wasn't ready for the season to end either!)

[@ZombieCleo]

@@Lyarrah It's all good, they're just my perspective of the final card game and bingo ;) nothing that needs recapping

[@antman9527]

Same for pearl, she just uploaded her final base building vid and has one in the making which is probably her perspective on the games (I love your content you're one of my favorite hermits)

[@shadeblackwolf1508]

This is so long, someone should go meta and recap this

[@brechdt]

Please

[@quakerninja]

Season 9 recap recap. Mattress store, Diamond pillars ruin Economy King Ren fixes it tcg cross over decked out time.

[@tisjstme5315]

Who has 10 hours to spare when watching all the Hermits other content. (plus all the other youtubers I watch)

[@spritemon98]

Saw a 12 hour video on every season of survivor 😂

[@Karrikua]

@@tisjstme5315Well I guess all of us, since there is no Hermitcraft content right now 😅

[@Narzissist]

I thought they were joking when they said that they would do a 10-hour director’s cut last episode 😂

[@m1tthrawnuru0d06]

And this ended up just being part one XD. Gonna be a 20+ hour Director's Cut

[@wikiuser92]

I completely forgot about that bit. Genius.

[@agelessorca]

Same!

[@discotechgaming]

"We're not affiliated with Hermitcraft in any way." Oh how little you knew, Pix from two years ago.

[@Phlucious]

My thoughts exactly!

[@adellereisu]

seeing TFC's and Jellie's part of the recap just makes me feel lots of emotions... lots of love for TFC and Jellie

[@supercharged5-39]

What happened to jellie?

[@fightergamer9247]

@@supercharged5-39 she passed

[@supercharged5-39]

@@fightergamer9247 what?? when????

[@seljd]

@@supercharged5-39 4th January 2024

[@theawesomealpaca984]

⁠​⁠@@supercharged5-39couple days ago :/ The announcement’s on scar’s community posts if you wanna read it

[@Becky-99]

Pixel said “shoot whatever comes out” of the rift 😂 oh the irony that HE was what came out of it!

[@doomawsogaming]

Did they shoot pix?

[@fhtraveler]

@@doomawsogaming They almost did, but Impulse made him face the music instead.

[@theonebman7581]

Sometimes I forget this one season had everything from the Soup Group, to the Pillar War, to the King, to TFC, to the crossover, to TCG, to DO2

[@perfectly-disfigured]

season nine really felt like four seasons in one

[@fhtraveler]

@@perfectly-disfigured That's just cuz it was more than 3x longer than Season 8 (it was so short it may as well be non-canon)

[@DaDoGooder]

I choked up when TFC made it to the Stone Age

[@volk203]

TEN HOURS? Oh god i need more popcorns

[@dynamic6461]

Exactly

[@ryleedubbeld5417]

Id just like to point out, part 1

[@Ironspyder3000]

Eggxactly

[@brittany1049]

SAME. I clicked on it and only then did I look at the length 😂😂😂😂😂

[@segadoeswhatnintendont]

This is only part one

[@veroniquegallant9849]

Me yesterday: whew, I finally finished the new hbomber video! I'm so glad I can go back to watching normal length videos! Me today: ...oh. Oh no

[@NXZvoltX]

This is so surreal. I never thought I’d see the end of Season 9. But I’m pumped for season 10!

[@distion]

Did you think you would perish before the season ended? Or did you think it would never end

[@Dylan-Frost]

​@@distion Both

[@ALBERTOERSA]

"Well, this looks like a fun video to watch while I eat... Oh f- 10 hours?"

[@TheHermitcraftRecap]

You gotta eat a lot today ~Sloy

[@Jerga27]

Day1: "not affiliated with Hermitcraft in anyway" "dont have inside information and dont have access to the server" Week 34: "Helloo and welcome from the Hermitcraft server" Season 9 was something else

[@hens0w]

:Neither of us have access to it" just wait 8 or 9 hours my friend.

[@puglinbrute9264]

"this week on hermitcraft... ME" will never get old lmao

[@sethlost424]

i'd love to know how viewers who have never watched Tango's videos react to his chaos in this video. the piglin bartering ferris wheel, death traps in trade for free supplies, the entirety of making decked out? this man is actually insane. we love him for it

[@InfernaFiresword]

And then they go back further and realize that no, it wasn’t just a ‘this season’ thing; he’s always been a hilarious mad genius. (And we love to see it.) “Okay, who played god again? Tango, we’re looking at you.” -Pix in the Season 5 week 9 recap, regarding the Squither

[@mikehughes4969]

Ten hours?!? By the time I get through all of it, season 10 might be starting.

[@tisjstme5315]

I totally agree with you on that one.

[@PixelSE46]

I mean it fills the gap between 9 and 10 I was worried I’d have nothing to watch!

[@Tellana-Games]

@@PixelSE46 hahaha same :)

[@saharajbeach]

This is such a cool way to end off such a long season. Its been so long since the start I completely forgot everything that happened in the first few weeks😂.

[@AtticHaunt321]

Almost 11 hours of HC goodness, just in time for my week of staycation?! Bless you!

[@marcy2557]

Someone: "Want to hang out?" Me: "No I have plans for the whole day" Plans : Hermitcraft Season 9 MegaRecap Part 1: Of Kings and Empires

[@Jad60aj]

Can’t wait for the Hermitcraft Mega Recap Recap in a few weeks!

[@doriss6791]

Thanks for putting this together. I was not going to watch this since I watched them during the season. I am glad I did. I had forgotten a lot of the things they did, and the funny things that happened.

[@Hufflepuff_cookie]

My DO brain saw the vex and went 'oh, they must have been in there a while' im so used to vex being released at max clank 😂

[@InfernaFiresword]

What a mood. Same.

[@Gamer12666]

It's only been up for 4 hours, even people watching at 2x speed aren't done yet. Glad I have a day off.

[@thememeqween]

you done yet? ;-;

[@Gamer12666]

@@thememeqween been done, but man was it a blast. Part 1 of an entire year and a half long series, and it was a crazy year and a half.

[@SkyPhoenix_3991]

Me: is excited to see the Recap Also me : Sees the TEN hour timestamp Also Also me: i need more Popcorn and a whole day to watch this...

[@lary6420]

Holy runtime Batman, I can't wait to watch all this content from my favorite recap channel with closed captioning on the entire time so I can show my support everyone who works on these videos. Seriously, keep up the amazing work and we'll see you guys for season 10

[@bethannevandagriff7054]

I don't know how many sessions it'll take me to watch this, but I'm GOING to watch all of it

[@Rohanadarilin]

10 HOURS? damn, you guys really work a lot, eh? I really need to watch recaps of the previous seasons. This is perfect while digging up a trail ruin though. Absolutely perfect. Thank you for your work and your dedication and a happy new year to the three of you.

[@mudfish6861]

10 hours!? PART 1!?!?

[@istarwars2219]

So much of this aged so well. The hermitcraft recap is really one of the highlights of my week. Keep up the good work guys :D

[@angellynette8258]

I think I did a double take when I saw that 10 hours. I know what I’ll be watching at work tonight!😂😂

[@AjaxXavior]

Love all the Egg based pun names You should have called Jevin IEggin

[@PrimroseDying]

I love this. It'll be perfect listening to while working on my Sunday chores. Love the intro and outro, but it gets repetitive after the twentieth episode.

[@VolaJelly]

I read the video length as 1 hour and was planning to just watch this in one sitting - realising now thats not possible for me lol, but I'll make sure to get through it all for the fond memories of the season.

[@quinn1222]

thank you thank you THANK YOU for all the captions this season!!!!!!!!!!

[@yokonamigaara]

You know what, i dipped on watching the recap this season due to life things and missed a lot on the server in general. Let's try and cram it now! 💛

[@mummabia]

Let the bingeing begin! Thanks so much for this!

[@Danior78]

After halfway through this video and wonder how long did this take to render and upload.... This was what I needed on a cold snowy day and can't wait for part 2 - loving this recap of the recap....

[@JBgames007]

10:09:54 although every episode is amazing, this is my fave! Sausage freezing is sooo comical!

[@Tellana-Games]

I am going to be watching this for the rest of the week.... I've just realized how many season two refrences there are. 🤣🤣

[@hofile6765]

Thank you 3 for all your work this season, I am happy that you guys do this because I am to busy to watch all the hermits I used to when I had a time. Can't wait for season 10 and your weekly ~~reminder that it is end of weekend~~ recap

[@SvenFoxx33]

I've been around since Python became a hermit, and I still can't believe these guys are going so strong. Most servers either fall apart or go private within a year or two. Hermitcraft? "Nah, we'll just throw the moon at our world!" I can't wait to see Season 10

[@tubbysj1]

Just finished this one, took me 10 days... excited to watch part 2! Keep up the great work

[@pixlegamer9089]

I'd be able to eat an entire Thanksgiving feast and not even be half way done this is awsome

[@Ms.L.]

Finally, something to watch 'till season 10.

[@RoweClementine]

I missed most of the season and just ran out of really long videos to listen to while I play Minecraft so this is perfect timing!

[@hazeltana]

i know that limited life and secret life occur on season 9 era but i didnt know that double life also occur on season 9 this video helps a lot

[@Takisan111]

Boy did the "Ren demands taxes" part age spectacularly.

[@thisblanket]

this gonna take me several days to recap. nice

[@UserRandomNonsense]

when a recap is TEN HOURS

[@TheFuryKat]

That mention at the beginning that the recap hosts don’t have access to the server is very funny in retrospect

[@Braystrains]

This is so nice to listen to when I’m doing school work or cleaning or driving! Thank you!

[@prototypesarmy5743]

Fun fact they actually posted this compilation when season 9 ended it just now finished uploading

[@erikacornet9594]

best moment of the whole season: this week on hermitcraft: ME

[@LunarIsHere_]

True lol

[@ChronosGA]

oh recap update, let see.. oh small 10 minutes video... >> proceed watching . . . wait a sec...

[@D_4_N_]

well that was a fun video. can't wait for part 2! thanks for multiple days of entertainment!

[@crownregis]

Man now i need one for all the previous seasons

[@WallFlower94]

Heh, "We're not affiliated with Hermitcraft in any way - so we don't have inside information or access to the server." This was before the crossover event, so no foreshadowing, I guess?

[@Dragoniaclaw]

shoutout to the huge compilation! this is crazy how much stuff happened this season, and how dedicated the entire recap team was to, well, recapping it! thank you all so much :D

[@limepelt2348]

24:05 Cod Headed Salmon Yeeter is so good lol

[@Ventithebardandsivl]

Can’t wait for season 10!

[@FeriaStar]

Seeing the beginning where TinFoilChef was still alive makes me both happy and sad.

[@tonybishop7215]

Took me two days to get through it all but this was fantastic. Can't wait for the second part.

[@Namiko1273]

I might as well put it in the background and actually do my homework 😂 I love watching the weekly recap.

[@maartenkok4477]

lets see 10 hours and it's a part 1 XD well now i have something to do today XD

[@Tatsu4242]

Finally, a worthy video to build my LEGO UCS Venator to

[@AdamasMudkip]

Dang watching day 1 made me sad when it got to tinfoichef is got to be the biggest eventful season of hermitcraft

[@sjaakbakker9944]

pixelriffs: we don't have acess to the server. also pixelriffs: this week on hermitcraft: me!

[@spaceimplosion]

Can’t wait to catch-up to all of hermitcraft season 9 😅 thank you for this!!!!

[@kamitsu2352]

no way is there a Pt2 to this, that's a crazy amount of content

[@aaishaismail1696]

2 hours 25 minutes of footage in and I channeled the grind to finish off a lot of work lets see what 10hrs can do

[@kalmanjames]

"what is wrong with you joe hills!?!?" "i joined hermitcraft 10 years ago"

[@klarafunnybros]

This is so long that people who started watching when this was posted are only at 20%. This came 2 hours ago.

[@ivorydragon]

Oh no its 10 hours, theres not enough hours in my work day to get through this in one sitting

[@Oktobot12]

Ohhhh myyyyyy goooodnesssss this is a long video!!!!! I'm so READY!!

[@hcfan109]

Goodbye plans and commitments I had for the day...

[@MrSmokinjayes]

You can tell it was a great season when it take almost 11 hours to summarize the highlights..

[@hatmanbuilder]

Only like a half of them!

[@sarahaufssri4529]

I'm 4 and a half hours into the video... still a lot more to go :D

[@greatazuredragon]

Awesome work.

[@shigeminotoge4514]

"Should have an epic raid dungeon once Tango's had _a few more weeks_ to work his magic" Boy, THAT line did NOT age well.

[@LightningAussie]

Wait… i just checked the video length… 10 fricken hours! It’s 2:33am now so i'll be right for lunch, actually im going back to bed, but ill catch this video another time.. ive been rewatching hermits individual seasons from the start because im not interested is phasmophobia and vaulthunters.

[@OmoNok]

11 hours of PixelRiffs & Hermitcraft's podcast

[@kizzydespair]

my jaw audibly dropped when i saw the length of this video

[@iagorazzo2783]

Uff, video finished, looking foward to the next

[@PixelSE46]

I normally listen to this on the way to school. Pity the train strike has been cancelled or I could listen to it all

[@jinxd3lv205]

Sweet! Have snacks, have coffee...bring it!

[@DahliaInPurple]

Can't wait to binge this.

[@maihashioka5087]

Guess I know what I'll be watching while eating for the next week or so

[@starshifter4]

I made it an hour in because i was cleaning my room while listening but then i finished cleaning my entire room and this still have nine more hours so it's safe to say i won't be finishing this video 😅😂

[@nbeutler1134]

1:42:09 the timing of this is mystical 😂

[@eddybulls]

nothing is gonna top iskall calling a very obvious snake an elephant lmao

[@haseabolt]

Currently just over 8 hours into the video and was looking at the comments to realize that this is only PART 1?!?!?

[@venariix]

It’s always cool looking back from ep 1 s9 how they explain the been doing it for 5seasons of it only to be metagamed himself by Grian in his empires series 😂 Ahh good times.

[@entomoid]

crazy, it feels like hermit craft was two seasons in one

[@Marcus-cn9cl]

This is going to keep me busy during my busy days. 🤷🏿‍♂️

[@goldennugget75]

7:24:55 Spoilers. I think you’ll get Rick Rolled. It’s actually rather impressive that he did that in minecraft.

[@AjaxXavior]

This season on Hermitcraft That felt so weird

[@leprechaunprime]

Something i needed that i thought i didn't need or would get. Might take me a day or three ot watch all of it though. 💯 Worth it though

[@sarahaufssri4529]

8 hours in and I forgot how mhch I loved the crossover