Battlbox (Battle Box) Mission 98 - April 2023 - Pro Plus Unboxing & Review

[@southernstacker7315]

Only thing you're battling with this box is depression over buyers remorse.

[@robertmcpeak2462]

Every time I toy with the idea of signing up for Battlbox, I come to this channel to smack me back to my senses.

[@benlehman4827]

Yep, just saw an ad and was tempted to go to the site. Ended up here instead 😂

[@xsixinfantryx]

Same. I was thinking of doing it and ended up here. I can go in the basement and dig out my old army stuff and have better luck

[@chimchim1372]

The box cutter of the month... There I said it

[@souprocks44]

This feels less like battlebox and more like van-lifebox

[@danporter2453]

When you finish your whiskey you can turn it into a fairy light bottle.

[@raylusk470]

Really liked the Coast knife you showed. Going to order one

[@shkibby1]

I think the osmotic filters are a really cool. Really fun chemistry-in-action type of thing that is a practical way to see the differences in concentrations. Would really be fun in schools as science you can eat. Other than that... Yeah. Hoping 100 is killer 😅

[@DocP91B]

I can definitely see your point from the science perspective.

[@xsixinfantryx]

About the water filter, there's 4 in there and you just use them all and get about 14oz, 16oz, something like that, total. It's stupid how they do it for sure

[@kpoissant1665]

Thanks and good info. Just glad I wasn’t pro plus this month, cheers🍻to a great 100.

[@darklondon2689]

I was thinking of getting the battle box advanced because of 10% off and a free tent. Even if the tent is of a cheap variety I'll call it at $30. However if this was my box even with the tent I'd STILL be pissed. As for that knife I called the Coast being at $35-40 the minute he pulled it out the box. I like coast, they make tough, reliable, inexpensive knives and so interesting patents. I own at least a dozen cuz I can find them in Ross for 5-15 bucks

[@kathleensuhy1875]

Those little string lights you can actually get at Dollar Tree. But the ones at Dollar Tree you actually have a battery pack not a USB connection. First, I would not trust those lights outside camping especially in the elements and second, if I’m camping why the hell am I bringing something that I have to plug into a USB plug? Edit - I forgot to actually say that I’m pretty impressed that you know what a fairy light is. Bravo and props, lol! 😂

[@DocP91B]

I've got arts & craftsy kids. I wish I could take the credit. But when you sit and watch YT vids with them you pick up the lingo, whether you want to or not!

[@Xxxero42]

I think the package had a typo for the water filtration bags. Cutlerylover just did a review on the bags from the same battlbox and it looked like about a half liter or so.

[@DocP91B]

Thanks. I will look into that and post a second follow up if necessary.

[@Xxxero42]

@DocP91B prolly worth noting cutlrylover said it didn't really taste good. Tasted like a grape "juice" and an orange "aid"

[@ItsGage]

The fact that they put a set of string lights in the box and thought it was a good idea, is absurd.

[@calihiker7980]

Yeah idk what they were thinking here

[@NunsYoBidness]

Drunken trash-talking at it's finest! Love it

[@josephmckenna1821]

What, you mean you dont want to carry around a fairy lamp while you're camping?

[@kymberlyann4421]

I’ve been waiting for this video. I haven’t watched it yet. But I’ve been very excited to see it because this box sucked. Lol my first thought “I can’t wait till this guy sees this…” And thanks Steve. I really needed this video to make me not so upset about wasting my money. That wallet was my “spice wallet” gave it to the ex husband. String lights: lights for my kids bed. I’m not bringing that wirey ball of mess camping… you just stated exactly what a girl is going to do it’s true… you’re two or two on what I’m gonna use it for Lmfao. (FYI product was a recommendation from a customer or some crap like that) Salt Water purification pouch: that’s exactly what I need living in TN. It’s crap not nitpicking… I can piss the same amount of “safe” water to drink with in 30 minutes… six hours. Woox stone: the only decent thing in the box in my opinion only because it’s smaller than mine and I didn’t have to go to the store and waste gas to get. Dedfish knife: went to the ex hes a chef. Box slammed on my thumb pinching my thumb fat while trying to open. FYI ex likes the knife. There was a knife of the month? Oh yeah that’s right. Razorback: literally forgettable. I keep forgetting that I got that it just went back in the Battlbox without even opening it. I’ll remember it only when I remember I got that woox stone and see it when I go to retrieve my stone from the very same battlbox-box I stored both items in. Oh yeah also ill remember that joke of water purification pouches those are all in the Battlbox taking up space I do not have to spare so really I paid 200.00 for something I now have to figure out where to put because I wasted 200.00 and feel guilt AF if I throw it out. AWESOME. WTG me on my continuing to have poor money budgeting skills.

[@josephmckenna1821]

I always wanted to try those waterdrops, kinda hard to find. How many pouches are in the bag?

[@kathleensuhy1875]

If I’m not mistaken, and I may be, in order for someone not to be brought up on a lawsuit by taking somebody’s patent they have to change it at least 30% from the original. I believe they’re changing it by the handle and how the blades look. That’s how this guy is getting away with it. I’m sure he offered BattleBox some ridiculously cheap price where this guy still made tons of money and BattleBox is make it even more money.

[@johnblaze420]

Quote of the video "battle box subscribers are not stupid"🤣😂🤣

[@DocP91B]

I guess I should have qualified *some* are not stupid. You got me there.

[@christopherpfleegor4447]

saw the message last night and now seeing this is a DRUNK unboxing....... OOOOOO I CANT WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Hectorszenshopedc]

I have a glass bowl joker skull head for my water vase jar lol

[@andrewcardillo4376]

Thanks for, as always, calling out BattlBox on their non-sense. I feel like this has become the "whatever cheap crap we can buy in bulk" box. The KOTM has just an awful history lately. That think makes the infamous Tekto Elara look like a quality product!

[@chadthemannable]

This makes me upset. They gave me a 40 percent off my next box to come back. For box 99. I did it, and this video makes me instantly regret it

[@anitaschultz5573]

If you are out in the woods, why would you want a USB fairy light.

[@DocP91B]

How else will you call the wood fairies?

[@anitaschultz5573]

@@DocP91B 😂

[@Xxxero42]

@@DocP91B Blood sacrifice? lmao JK

[@Hectorszenshopedc]

I painted my knife oil slick or irradecense.. it's cosmic star pattern 🎉 f3 2 carbon fiber

[@Wolfnap313]

Looks like razorback will be sued and out of business very soon

[@Wolfnap313]

This is one of the worst BBs I’ve ever seen. I really want to get 100th box but I’m doubting it now.

[@dennisvahle7245]

This really makes me disappointed glad I haven't ordered yet

[@exploringitall8588]

I like the egg planes !! I’m totally with you and hope 100 is 🎉🎉🎉 . The Dedfish was my favorite this month. As I said in our live, I think it should have been the Pro Plus item …

[@josephmckenna1821]

Their super german steel and their Japanese damascus, just happen to look exactly the same

[@uncle_thulhu]

As an Aussie, um...no, not really. For the most part down here, as far as I'm aware, those who know bourbon drink Maker's Mark. Those who don't drink Jack or Jim. Those who know whiskey (and can afford it) drink Laphroiag or similar. Those who don't drink Johnny Walker (red, usually - the cheap stuff).

[@DocP91B]

Our Officers in the squadron only drank Laphroaig. I think it was a sign of superiority over us Enlisted. Thanks for the confirmation here!

[@josephmckenna1821]

So glad i ditched battlebox in the 30s lol

[@thedeaderer8791]

That camping light isn't a complete product. Lol it's something u use to build a complete product

[@thedeaderer8791]

Outdoor edge makes a replaceable blade knife for $30 u get the knife a belt sheath for it and 6 blades. It's made with good quality and I love it for skinning and preping meat. But is sure as hell ain't worth being the knife of the month. Battle box has lost their damn minds

[@shawnrodgers2180]

Did the plane have chameleon paint job ?

[@DocP91B]

It's a holographic rainbow paint.

[@Hectorszenshopedc]

Teenage girl lighting 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm dying of laughter lol

[@jeffsmithlith]

Not the same since they sold to Emerge in 2021.

[@OGDamnnation]

If the wallet is real leather yah can get the branding out.

[@shkibby1]

I've been carrying mine for a few days now and part of the "BattlBox" is getting pressed out over the magnet

[@kurplop3589]

"It is what it is." Doc 2023 😅

[@emtbulldog32]

I'm super happy I skipped this box. I'm still hoping box 100 is better.

[@danielmeans9539]

I feel the sarcasm in the very beginning about the knife of the month lol! Wow this has got to be the worst box in a while lol! Knife of the month is a total ripoff haha!

[@fatunclefishing1978]

I hate everything about that razorback knife! I would never spend that kind of money on that!

[@andrewcardillo4376]

This!

[@yuriagbulos4680]

just wow!! lol

[@bradgrand79]

I’m glad I went only pro this month. Love the dedfish the rest, Meh

[@LaMulaMotovlog]

Thank you very much, you just saved me $69!

[@anitaschultz5573]

I'm glad I stopped getting crap box.

[@kronoswolf8335]

everything you need to go to war with. battlBox is now a joke Box for junk. What Happen to this box?? It was the best when they started.

[@johnlangford3322]

Battlbox is to focused on profit rather than customer satisfaction! Glad I didn't buy this box

[@Hectorszenshopedc]

I want to get clear resin.. Gloosy baby

[@dominicromero14]

Bet box 100 will be worse than this one

[@koskey06]

I hope this was a joke and not a real box for $60...... I mean i guess the cheap kitchen knife is something you can use.....

[@matthewshannon6946]

That is a sorry excuse for a box!!

[@michellebradshaw2801]

It's not that I don't enjoy the adult juice unboxing it just feels forced sometimes

[@DocP91B]

I appreciate the input there. Me at my most extra is hard to handle. I get that.

[@craigreimer4117]

Another shitty box , who would of thought. That axe stone and the brush are a joke. Those sharpening stones I sent you in that xmas box cost 51.99 with shipping and they are a hell of alot better than that other shit

[@johnblaze420]

The longer people keep buying these crappy boxes the worse the stuff is going to get. Get a bunch of stuff at whole sale price inflate the msrp to make it seem like you get a value and they get paid. The theme of this box is battle, which item would you bring to battle from this box? Blatant false advertisement. Wish i had three thumbs so i could put them all down.

[@micahbrown8259]

No doubt it's a real shitty box this month liked the review though

[@dreamweaver391]

Is this the $170 pro plus box? Jesus, that stuff is trash for that price.

[@jordanfreeman2506]

IF mission 100 isn't so super stupid dope I will for sure be unsubscribing. I've been pretty let down the last 2 or 3 months. Maybe one item in each box that I would actually use.

[@TheMurse07]

I am glad that I did not buy this box.

[@raverboi4203]

That box is trash glad you are drinking

[@Jayeff30]

Ask for your money back. My goodness what trash.