Doctor Plays Plague Inc. | The Ultimate Bacteria! | Wednesday Checkup

[@uberdruberultra6470]

Mike: infects greenland pretty soon Rest of Plague Inc. Players: Impossible

[@doomguyheretoshootsomepiec7240]

You underestimate my power!

[@hc3733]

What aboout Madagascar and Iceland?

[@siliconsulfide8]

Morocco is harder lol

[@ChromicReads]

Doctor Mike is a very scary person to control Plague Inc. Something tells me if the power to create a deadly disease was in his hands, we would all die.

[@Bloodshield975]

@@hc3733 forgetting the carribean aswell

[@gigi-dd4ds]

He studied, he worked hard, he went to medical school, to play a game that was the exact opposite of what his job is.

[@tanis016]

You gotta learn the enemy

[@BisquitCracker]

No you little fucker I really thought it was a fuckin hair!

[@Mikeological]

That profile picture is why dark mode is superior

[@roeckinsogg6855]

@@Mikeological bruh

[@lancetheking7524]

I didnt get trick by your profile

[@rainbowdashy9008]

*"I've only killed 362 million people."* *Things your doctor says to reassure you before your medical operation.*

[@mattgordonn]

Rainbow Dashy such an underrated comment

[@ikethebeast2052]

Nice name

[@mediocreboi4364]

*Million

[@tatumsbennett]

Rainbow Dashy wth is your profile pic

[@brothersandsistersofvalhalla]

Some tips from a pro for anyone playing this game. You want to avoid symptoms as long as possible on most of the diseases and don't initiate your plague to kill anyone until most of the World is covered than rush for the symptoms that kill people. If you get detected early on you will be cured almost guaranteed. Also start in China or India. They're the best starts.

[@Foot_Fungus]

The fact that he lost on casual mode proves he is a doctor

[@nothing_to_read_here]

Yea but he played first time

[@BritishMoron]

i guess im a doctor then

[@Foot_Fungus]

So?

[@keefemooney3529]

But he won

[@kathrynhoward4196]

@@keefemooney3529 His plague was eradicated the first time because he didn't really have a strategy or know what he was doing.

[@jasonzheng4893]

Dr Mike: Tries to play the easiest mode to finish it quickly Also Dr Mike: awww they found a cure

[@allisonbailey8242]

omg i see you everywhere on youtube. It is so cool!

[@abbystevens5693]

It s funny to see a actual medical pro play this game.☺

[@saltysoysauce954]

@@allisonbailey8242 Just the same profile pic, its a meme

[@sereshaw]

@@saltysoysauce954 yeah.. that man is not a man of culture

[@chaoslordgodzilla2708]

Jason Zheng and that’s why you don’t get the symptoms until everyone’s infected XD

[@The_Storm_That_Is_Approaching]

*DM-V4:* fails *World:* sighs in relief *DM-V5:* Allow me to introduce myself.

[@AlexBrown230]

Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name. But what's confusing you is the nature of my game.

[@vladdraghici7237]

@@yshkadiie26 ALEXANDER.. uhh.. no.. THE END OF HISTORY

[@comeonheydaddy2921]

@@yshkadiie26 I know hamilton

[@awesomearsam1890]

DM-V5 : *ZA WARUDO!*

[@bishop2286]

@@yshkadiie26 Alexander Andersen

[@emilybrown3689]

2019: Hmm, sounds fake, but okay. 2020: I'm about to make this a reality.

[@bandz8115]

2020 be like reality can be whatever want

[@haniyaali9773]

True

[@dutchvanderlinde7775]

If i stunned someone everytime i see comments like this, he would die.

[@emilybrown3689]

@@dutchvanderlinde7775 - In 2020, we need all the fun we can get. If that means dealing out garbage jokes, I'm more than happy to put my head on the chopping block for the amusement of others.

[@dutchvanderlinde7775]

@@emilybrown3689 But these jokes are starting to get annoying.

[@Rytonic69]

I've seen a lawyer play Phoenix Wright, now a doctor play plague inc. Next Gordon Ramsay needs to play Cooking Mama

[@R-R3DH34D-X_X]

I need this

[@lunzeehan1539]

Yes.

[@The_Runestones]

This needs to exist

[@ordersquid38]

YESSS

[@rocandplay9298]

i wonder whats next

[@lordfarquad6215]

plague inc used to make me laugh bc i was like “why would sick people hug people?” and now i have learned.

[@Cassxowary]

AvaCakes loved ones...

[@superslimanoniem4712]

😭

[@lordfarquad6215]

@@Cassxowary hazmat suits...

[@sourtea5407]

Michael Zoucha their*

[@sourtea5407]

Michael Zoucha And? No need to use the wrong grammar. You just look dumb. Apply what you learn in school.

[@UnconvincingX]

"I've killed everyone on earth" Things you dont want to hear your doctor say

[@areebarehman3919]

Yeah

[@emilysibanda1551]

I mean... at least you won't be around to hear it?

[@featherman9]

Eve Edena if you hear him say it then it means that he’s a liar! Unless your the doctor

[@ggmauve]

What a story prompt tho

[@ProfiteerProphet]

@@featherman9 Maybe you're both in space. Then he could be telling the truth and you wouldn't be him.

[@ElDiabloGringo]

*DM-V4 gets eradicated* *DM-V5 arrives* Dr. Mike in his lab coat and glasses: (laughs in mad doctor)

[@Cassxowary]

his inner soviet is coming out ;p

[@MissMatched]

*Hides in scared citizen*

[@jaywhisky4317]

I like how half of the commenters on videos probably watch ddm and this is what they comment

[@ElDiabloGringo]

Sats4 Debois never heard of that guy unfortunately. I’m too drunk at the moment to look them up bro are they good?...?.?

[@andy56duky]

*shit pants*

[@Kringlesssss]

Doctor Mike: “Keep the symptoms mild, keep the resistance on high.” Coronavirus: WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!

[@kelvinyeo9165]

A bit of an ameture move should have gone for necrosis for corpse transmission if they wanted to kill

[@Kringlesssss]

bro that message was on almost a year ago :_:@@kelvinyeo9165

[@B1_Heavy03]

Lol

[@recon_laksh742]

@@kelvinyeo9165if you kill too much you will kill too many infected people to spread the virus

[@ittypittykrissstie]

Thanks SpongeBob. Lol

[@Internetdaily1]

*Dr. Mike* : stay happy and healthy. *DM-V5* : am i a joke to you?

[@cupidsmanager6756]

DM-V4**

[@urmumgay8542]

Cupids Manager DM-V5**

[@kareli8763]

Cupids Manager DM-V4 was cured 😂

[@maximumdon7637]

Speaking of plagues and games, shouldn’t Dr Mike play Bio Inc? or Bio Inc: Redemption? It being about a singular patient, and either tormenting him with a disease to kill him, or playing doctor to cure him of a disease.

[@lpivonka85]

😂

[@nedkelly8958]

He enjoys this way too much. He seems intelligent. I'm worried.

[@Albiefanatic]

Wow you got a heart

[@nedkelly8958]

@@Albiefanatic I'm so happy, he doesn't give hearts much either! :D This has made my day, thanks for letting me know!

[@kingseekerbackup3085]

Never edit it. Hearts gets removed on edited comment

[@Cecil97]

But not smart enough to figure that people can't find a cure for a disease that they don't know exists, 0 symptoms is the way to go

[@sofiah.r5534]

@Cecil WHAT HAVE YOU DONE YOU HAVE JUST REVEALED HOW TO CREATE A GREAT PLAGUE

[@evelyne4145]

"Casual is : Nobody washes their hands, people give hugs" look like we are having a pretty Casual pandemic guys!

[@Todsor]

Just another day on planet Earth.

[@FlowerBlossom016]

Big oof

[@zhipeizhou5582]

L O L

[@samantasaita4173]

“I’ve only killed 362 million people” THOSE ARE ROOKIE NUMBERS IN THIS BRACKET

[@cloudy9593]

Petition to rename to *America Mode*

[@SebbusWebbus]

“I’ve only killed 362 million people.” - Doctor Mike

[@idostuff8]

Things your doctor says to you to calm you down before your surgery

[@LunarWolf222]

@@idostuff8 LMAOOOOOO 🤣

[@CraziChris]

*_Chooses Russia_ *_Then chooses U.S_ *Cold War Intensifies*

[@snakaku]

Was that a pun

[@gilflorpinca3803]

@icybluedragon r/woooooosh

[@MichaelJ44]

icybluedragon The word “can’t” also contains an apostrophe

[@diah71]

icybluedragon Wooosh

[@arulsantoshi3750]

He was born in Russia BTW

[@Abby-zn2eu]

“I’ve killed everyone on earth” - a literal doctor

[@TheFreaksofafeather]

Abby all he needed was his lab coat, stethoscope and glasses.

[@JohnnyDoeman]

Well, it would take an actual doctor to create a super bacteria like this.

[@tariqmcmaster8668]

Mike Warski wat

[@donkeyhobo34]

@@tariqmcmaster8668 not talking to you

[@MapleBull95]

@Tariq McMaster You heard the man. He ain't talking to you. Scram.

[@Kalon__]

“We’re gonna make DM-V4 like the flu” COVID-19: I just wanna say that i’m a huge fan.

[@regulan4940]

Hahaha nice

[@Neo_Satedoriiii]

Lolz good one!

[@zeryt7646]

Covid's mother is "CHINA"

[@Neo_Satedoriiii]

@@zeryt7646 actually some people believe That it was created in the USA by scientists, and then taken to China to wipe the population out, but clearly, it backfired. I'm actually not sure if that is actually true

[@zeryt7646]

@@Neo_Satedoriiii I literally saw a titok of roblox covid and he said "mother?" And he said "CHINA" lol so thats why I send this replie to explain

[@Adammurray1988BPS]

fun fact: there was a pop up in the first few minutes of the game saying "Think: what would happen in real life?" that feature is now gone.

[@simeonsardanov1056]

No, it actually isn't! I started playing Plague Inc on mobile today and I got that pop up! :D I shouldn't be happy about thinking about how we destroy the world with viruses-

[@Zach-804]

@@simeonsardanov1056it was removed during the height of Covid but is now back because Covid is on the down low

[@sjouwerman93]

“Projectile vomiting, cool cool cool cool.” “Wow never thought I’d say that” 😂😂😂

[@fluffed_coyote1487]

Imagine watching this and then immediately needed to go to hospital and then this guy is treating you

[@Alan-hz7wc]

"Just need more amnesia."

[@Mirandalubmusic]

"all the doctors in the world are focused on developing a cure" Dr Mike: NO

[@boristhealien]

"Stop doing research.."

[@viablespade]

Timestampp

[@Evangel1cal]

Mike is a Doctor-

[@xinquiote9572]

6:08

[@whsprsct866]

cats are da BOMB You mean doctor not docter right?

[@TheRealJeviro]

Doctor mike: *starts with symptoms* Plague Inc. veterans: You weren’t supposed to do that

[@TheRealJeviro]

@Random Gaming But That makes you more noticeable and gives you a lower chance of winning

[@Jacobhart34521]

@@TheRealJeviro I like to go for rash sweating then skin lessons it extremely effective. Sometime I also go for some other symptoms like cysts then abcess. Or insomnia and paranoia. Then I go for transmissions. I win mega brutal easy with almost any disease and its really effective.

[@Jacobhart34521]

@Random Gaming plus you get the extra dna from red bobbles by doing that.

[@shaunkim1764]

If you start w symptoms that increase how contagious it is you can end the game quicker

[@muhammadwalid8440]

@Flickering Lightswitch that right? XD

[@TheLonelyMoon]

I feel like when he chose Russia it was personal 💀

[@KavehsSecretary]

He has origins of it so it probably was 💀

[@ArthurB26]

You say that like he hates his own people 😂

[@basicnoob4626]

Him: *infects greenland in his first try* Plague inc. players: "Impossible."

[@kagemushashien8394]

Same

[@fvgaming9941]

Same

[@squirrelgroup4ever]

Same

[@drax_6299]

same

[@stpacr6159]

What about madagascar. Thats the worst

[@Pxragon]

Docter: Why are you going to greenland? Plague Inc Player: *You wouldn’t understand*

[@siggydesagun5019]

nice

[@burnttoast8300]

*_y e s_*

[@chaymrow1542]

*yes.*

[@Illusiqn1st]

*You wouldn’t get it

[@autumnleaves6123]

I had to read that several times before understanding it

[@kaiipop4762]

DM-V5: **exists** Coronavirus: write that down, write that down!

[@samanthachannel5978]

Love this comment

[@tongpay3942]

Charles the French moments

[@istitoro4255]

Lol

[@albertothechipsavesbigfoot8544]

when the comment below you is the comment u copied

[@mysticmoonplays8657]

It's scary!- halp

[@LandonStevens]

“Like the flu, but with cysts!” The plague. You’re making the plague. 😂

[@CarBENbased]

Me: *Sees Greenland isn't infected yet* "Oh no." DM-V5: "It's free real estate."

[@nicholashamilton5767]

Greenland is always a b***h to infect

[@celestinekraus6110]

@@nicholashamilton5767 thats why i start in greenland. Otherwise its so hard to infect

[@starforcestelar]

@@celestinekraus6110 or Russia and just use transmissions so it never gets discovered

[@azazellon]

Greenland is always what destroys my runs in this game

[@Cyril86]

@@nicholashamilton5767 Also Madagascar.

[@myndstic]

Doctor : we're going to make dm-V4 like the flu! Coronavirus: write that down, write that down

[@eososoosossllsslzlslsl5924]

Copied

[@Wonky-games]

Omg lmao

[@anonymoussweetiepie1435]

You mean "The Government" 😅

[@soobngoobr]

Anonymous SweetiePie143 yee the chinese government

[@leonabyunparkii9225]

Oh my god, this is hilarious! 😂😂

[@v9inchtilly168]

Me: * Rushed to the hospital* Nurse: * we don't have any doctors at the moment* Mom: * where are they? * Doctors:

[@phuonglu1332]

*k i l l a l l t h e m a l l*

[@spin8689]

No they are play this

[@blockydoesstuff8188]

King Collin55 don’t wanna be the guy to wooosh, but welcome to the joke what would you like to say?

[@Karen-bc6ym]

That reminds me of my dad

[@spin8689]

BlockyDoesStuff what

[@TaraAndFriends]

I started playing this game about a week before I heard about covid. I then had to stop when I started it in China and things started to seem a little too familiar...

[@WhyYoutubeWhy]

I mean, all the big plagues started in China.

[@Alexturnersvacuumcleaner]

hmmmmm….

[@AnimeKat8849]

Whenever I played that game I always started in China and made transmition by coughing... Sooo... Yeah I knew this game was some villain in a hideout just having us make him a good plan to eradicate humans.

[@ch1llspace]

Their 2014 trailer showcases a virus starting in China 💀

[@kimi17171]

"the deaths are gonna skyrocket if I do pneumonia" coronavirus: oh, I see.

[@lindseycassella3015]

I heard that too

[@nathanhuang4078]

yeah that part definitely didn't age well

[@MA-dy1ci]

@COVID-19 could u not

[@zeeshan22ism]

Look at the dates in the top right corner

[@shakir_ahmad]

@@zeeshan22ism I'm scared now...

[@unwllllngly]

"I've only killed 362 million people," says Doctor Mike lmao

[@NearlyH3adlessNick]

Weird flex for a doctor to make, but ok

[@XHUERO3]

Got to put that on his Resume lol

[@elliesantamaria143]

they could’ve cured DM-V5 if they did more chest compressions

[@danielburgos3817]

Or drank apple cider vinegar

[@deltaashkrafte7440]

Or smelled more essential oils

[@Diavolofromanotherwarudo]

Or killed anti-vaccers

[@KurtCobain-vh2sd]

ImagineLOL.

[@knxcholx]

Why does DM-V4 or DM-V5 sound like they could be real virus names? "Oh. What's got you feeling this way?" "Got diagnosed with DM-V5"

[@MythWorks]

"I've only killed 362 million people..." -A doctor

[@chieflyboi]

@Mr. john lol

[@carinagalvan7503]

he's playing on a ps4 :)

[@marvinamann4969]

nothing compared to THE DR.

[@pyrokirby3075]

99999900

[@Noname33e]

Covid-19: HA that's rookie numbers, watch how it's done

[@TimmyTangents]

"You have become the thing you have sworn to destroy!"

[@hazellopez9311]

Timothy Joo this deserves more likes

[@V0r4xiz]

"YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE, MIKE!" :D

[@BiBiren]

"you were supposed to destroy them, not join them"

[@JohnDoe-tw2yf]

I understood that reference.

[@leonardoombrog1063]

*IF YOU CAN'T BEAT THEM JOIN THEM*

[@bh7616]

Normal Doctor- We need to cure this disease! Dr.Mike- Why aren't they dying faster?

[@official_surge]

Bet you play roblox

[@subbot4417]

Still chill

[@darkmoonthedirewolf9231]

Sadly true lol

[@legendarytat8278]

When you start a game, you won't get spotted unless you evolve symptoms. And if you don't get spotted, you have a ton of time to evolve transmissions and infect the whole world, before the humans wake up one day and find that half of humanity just got a total organ failure in the span of a night. Experiment with different evolution routes, especially in transmissions, the upgrade placement appears in pairs. Guess what happens when the two upgrade routes meet The symptoms tab has a lot of evolutions, but you don't have to upgrade all of them. Just know that the closer the symptoms are to the middle, the more severe it gets. The abilities tab changes in different modes. Also, you can fast forward the time in the game.

[@Kirblings]

"I've never been so exited for humanity to cease to existence" - Doctor Mike

[@berryblossom9322]

Dr. Mike: *watching the number of people alive drop* Also Dr. Mike: it’s like New Years!

[@sticky_bee]

Berry Blossom why is the thumb blue

[@enasmahmoud6262]

@@sticky_bee hypothermia

[@travmendoza]

Dark Scootaloo it has frostbite.

[@lokisolos]

Soooooo

[@Prince3]

someone did an oopsie playing this game in real life

[@missswiss6498]

God, lol

[@ari.zzambrano1663]

@@missswiss6498 doesn’t seem like god is a pro gamer then😂

[@ari.zzambrano1663]

Unless he just wanted to start some population control😗

[@yunusatir]

He increased too much severity and infection

[@kyllecanete2494]

@@missswiss6498 Satan: Am I a joke to you?

[@harveyp3419]

“Ain’t no stopping us nowww. BOOM DEMONITIZED.” - Dr. Mike 2k19

[@loralaidig5361]

You should do a trans video. Im ftm transgender and I want a Doctor Mike video on trans stuff

[@CottidaeSEA]

@@loralaidig5361 You sure you wanted this to be a reply and not your own comment..?

[@kezzmae]

Cottidae ^^

[@BowlofColdSoup]

Copied

[@DownWithBureaucracy]

7:53

[@YuiSorocco]

Here you have it, a doctor enjoying the opposite of what they’re paid for.

[@mahinmuthannak.k.6875]

and being really joyful about it

[@luckygui7350]

Name: DM-V4 "It just sounds scary" The DMV is always scary

[@phantomtrope4585]

Devil May cry?

[@mediocreboi4364]

phantom trope wat?

[@adamramadhanov754]

@@phantomtrope4585 Department of Motor Vehicles

[@tryhard007]

@@phantomtrope4585 (face palm) How old are you??

[@miransuly8596]

Devil may vape ?

[@hahokay5611]

*“Ive killed… Everyone on Earth.”* - Doctor Mike, 2019

[@AdityaKumar-bi1ge]

Lol

[@lucasharvey8990]

Elon and his army of rovers on Mars be like: O_O

[@beahartemisia5249]

Without context, this makes Doctor Mike sound like a feared fictitious villain. I'm impressed.

[@applemix6348]

i feel like coronavirus stole that-

[@spvillano]

I played it back when the CDC recommended it. Did a slow subclinical infection, mild cough, aerosol and fomite spread and let it slowly develop new abilities over the course of a year, then mutated it to kill. Wiped everyone out in a few months, given much of the planet was infected with the original organism.

[@Cyborg101a]

“I’ve never been so excited for humanity to cease existence!” Doctor Mike- 2019

[@elizabethbennet8751]

Am I the only one Who thinks that he is an Psychopath?

[@mothman9036]

nice pfp

[@bachri7721]

I am Like#666 You're welcome, Papyrus :D

[@SpecsWitched]

Excited*

[@hypermangi8265]

"exited".

[@punklejunk]

Me: I trust Doctor Mike. He's a DO. Mike: I've only killed 362 million people. Me : Takes up boxing in case he shows up in my neighborhood.

[@Ellie-je4nl]

"I've never been so excited for humanity to cease to existence." - Dr. Mikhail Varshavski, 2019

[@Cassxowary]

his inner soviet is coming out ;p

[@haniasiddiqui1742]

*coughs* that's racist

[@Governor2310]

@@haniasiddiqui1742 that's is not racist. Soviet is not a race, it's a political ideology.

[@Cassxowary]

Hania Siddiqui also, it’s a joke because he is Russian, and he was born (just) before it was over and everyone had to be it... we all realise he’s not a soviet, obviously (:

[@Drae10]

Dr. Mikhail Varshavski Hmmm.... I guess I've heard a similar name before. *Mike Wazowski*

[@melissak.l9734]

Dr. Mike's boss: what're you doing? Dr. Mike: just killing humanity

[@gabefoundation4283]

Mélissa K.L _Casually killing humanity_

[@Shjmkhs]

*killing humanity intensifies*

[@Kitsugaa]

Dr. Mikes boss: I'm calling the fbi

[@majorevangelism]

@@gabefoundation4283 Casually? He seemed to be having a grand ole time.

[@ranjanbiswas3233]

BUT HE IS THE BOSS

[@ThePKNess]

"Let's target the Motherland." *Vladimir will remember that*

[@Cassxowary]

his inner soviet is coming out ;p

[@goose4469]

ThePKNess I don’t think any of the 500 people that have liked your comment know the reference to your comment

[@soydhypno]

Prepare for the winter, you sick fuck

[@noahcallaway7574]

Honestly, I always start in Russia and then I call the bacteria... **Communism**

[@arbidulmadul]

doctor: successfully cured their patients *credit card declines* doctor:

[@alexandram.2714]

"Why aren't people dying FASTER?" - DR Mike

[@jkbutterfly3142]

Note that this is a doctor.

[@andy56duky]

@@jkbutterfly3142 *Russian doctor

[@JDT-Loadsamoney]

He should have called it fortnite

[@wood3075]

I Will Not Like So The Like Number Keeps At

[@yoyoaegi7896]

also Dr. Mike: "stay happy and healthy"

[@pilotpat]

Doctor: plays plague inc. Me: *"You were supposed to destroy them not join them"*

[@dabberdood2009]

Better post : Doctor Mike: plays plague inc. Me: YOU BECAME THE VERY THING TOU SWORE TO DESTROY

[@pilotpat]

@@dabberdood2009 thanks but no thanks i'd probably copy all of the stuff you said but thats just stealing plus i don't like using caps very often

[@sythdabberdood6012]

@@pilotpat alr

[@gurupathik8886]

oof ,too late

[@masteryoda2861]

@@pilotpat kinda gay

[@Marta-uv4id]

Doctor Mike:"Here are tips on how to erase humans" Coronavirus:"Write that down, write that down!"

[@AyYoSirocco]

Marta do you have any more tips?

[@Kamoto-Ohiko]

@@AyYoSirocco infect greenland

[@cosermorie]

I hear Spongebob's voice when I read this

[@susantolie3167]

So that means the new Chiron is a rip-off?

[@Evija3000]

Yup, talking about mucus and making it like the flu, then how pneumonia would make it deadly...

[@myself8968]

No one: Doctor Mike playing plague inc: Aint no body gonna break my stride, aint nobody gonna slow me down.

[@CheeseYourself]

Alternate title: doctor breaks the hippocratic oath several times and carries out multiple acts of bioterrorism

[@tazgizmo4399]

Cheese Yourself nice

[@CoronaVirus-fo6bx]

:)

[@mohdrazif777]

More like several billion times

[@sparkzvlogz2039]

Coronavirus Stop killing people it's rude →_→

[@CheeseYourself]

@@sparkzvlogz2039 Murder? That's c r i n g e

[@simone5487]

8:57 “ you got to be strategic if you want your virus to destroy the world” 😂 The way he said it so serious. Oml

[@ellevictor474]

No.. you really do.. because most countries close their borders and Japan and Australia developed cures really quickly 😭

[@Asguard82]

If you just use transmission vectors and don’t give it any symptoms until the whole world is infected then it goes unnoticed and then you go for multi-organ failure :p

[@geladeleon4996]

Dr. Mike: "stop doing research" HAHAHAHHA ohmyghad

[@sticky_bee]

Dr. Mike: STOP DOING MY JOB

[@Yourboy4Aviation]

when the doctor gets fired:

[@Phoenix-uj6st]

Imagine the chaos…

[@Bowling_Dude]

Watching people die: Dr. Mike: *it's like new years!*

[@warker6186]

lol

[@richardgray1890]

Charlotte230489 I bet you are 89 years old cause you can’t take a joke

[@iiiskrem8736]

@Charlotte230489 oh, I think I hear something in the distance. "In the distance" *r/whoosh*

[@iiiskrem8736]

@tiki taka ph www.reddit.com/r/whoosh

[@chancewiese4872]

Hippocratic Oath: Dr. Mike? :( Dr. Mike: New phone who dis?

[@Shrooblord]

>:D

[@SunflowerSpotlight]

cak01vej I will use my treatment to help the sick... to die faster, at my leisure. The fine print gets ya every time. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@elisabethheiman2104]

Dr. Mike: A Russian immigrant. Also Dr. Mike: Picks Russia.

[@syamimroslan355]

so he get more patients...

[@lia-qh2dz]

Elisabeth Heiman lmao I didn’t think about that

[@imjustdonewithyouandyourbs2490]

Russia: KILL ALL PIGEONS KILL ALL THE FUCKING PIGEONS

[@nithilar6710]

Imagine a patient sees this before getting a surgery from Dr. Mike!🤣🤣

[@elizabethebeltoft876]

Dr. Mike: *Greenland is infected* Plague Inc Players: *suprised pikachu face*

[@redvinesron]

I legit said while watching "but if it doesn't hit Greenland, he's still gonna lose" 😂

[@JessieJamesPlays]

I've played plague inc evolved and i successfully infected greenland, woosh me of you want i won't be angry

[@haregs7203]

Seriously😂 i wiped out 7 billion people only to lose tob7 people in greenland

[@elizabethebeltoft876]

@@haregs7203 frickin Greenland *Vietnam flashbacks*

[@anonymous7024]

You can say that again

[@elizabethbrown5082]

this hits a lil too close to home now

[@daniel-davis]

Yeah especially the dates in the top right

[@emilyd81]

This was so long ago

[@isabelleescontrias283]

Bro dr.mike manifested COVID 😂

[@mg44bee67]

You were supposed to kill the virus, not join them!

[@evilspider918]

Perfect time to play this game

[@stephanieserna4943]

“I’ve only killed 362 million people” FBI: Interesting.....

[@onebraincellarmy6972]

I AM SORRY! I CHANGED IT FROM 666 likes to 667!

[@clement990]

I am sorry! i made it 999 likes!

[@silkyredfox]

It is interesting....

[@herrscherofsweets9583]

Good, people. Not herrschers. Good.

[@averagerider92]

FBI: Hold my beer...

[@lilsigmarizz]

7:57 penguin spontaneously combust 😂😂

[@fardeenumar4052]

Potentially world ending disease cured. Doctor Mike : *NOOOOOOOO*

[@annoyingguyoninternet1631]

Me: I have bacteria! Mike:*Yes* /continue play plague inc./

[@aeoli4921]

REEEEEEEEEEEE

[@bigchungus6661]

“They may find a cure, this might be problematic” -Dr. Mike 2019

[@rasheedmatt5982]

Big Chungus Coming from a doctor 😂

[@phaetonxi344]

Radda

[@pvrify]

You have a dead meme from 2018 on your pfp

[@phaetonxi344]

@@pvrify you have a meme that was never even alive as your pfp bitchass

[@pvrify]

Mr. Schnitzel better than having a dead meme as a pfp and username from October.

[@bound5055]

5:13 “ Poor Russia is just all red on this map“ ahh... *_JUST LIKE OLD TIMES_*

[@ng1n369]

*_SOVIET ANTHEM STARTS PLAYING_*

[@somenbwithabadhistoryteach5872]

National anthem intensifies

[@OEpistimon]

*EVERYTHING'S SQUATTING*

[@jessi7805]

The fact that Dr Mike is from the USSR makes this more ironic

[@bananapower722]

*SQUATTING INTENSIFIES*

[@neonblack211]

This game gets so much harder when you actually go further than the begging scenarios

[@jaydino14]

doctor mike: gets greenland before africa everyone: impossible

[@DreckbobBratpfanne]

Exactly, in one game greenland killed all the ill people and weren't infected anymore because of it. At the end ~30.000 greenlanders where the last people still alive. Total BS. xD

[@theredpillneo2296]

Start in Greenland

[@theredpillneo2296]

It’s cuz Russia=cold

[@sapphicaswell9066]

Also there are ships travelling between russia and greenland

[@afkbeto]

Mostly because in order to reach Greenland you have to take either Iceland or Norway which are the only two nations that have ships arriving there. Madagascar is Greenland-equivalent.

[@greekchick104]

"This is the most evil I've ever been in my life and I am here for it." LMAOOOOO. I'M CRACKING UP. 😂😂😂

[@Charlie-ng4bp]

"....you know what? Let's target the motherland."

[@plazys1415]

Dat One Random Girl nice likes

[@natoshabrown]

As an American, I can also confirm this. I infect America first a LOT. Hahah!

[@Ooostun]

Zoey Rae James The motherland is Russia...

[@sticky_bee]

Dat One Random Girl *chuckles* Elmo’s gonna dance for the motherland!

[@TimmyTheTimeTraveler]

Zoey Rae James kinda ironic since he is a bit of a Russian himself.

[@vincegallegos1347]

Actually there is a really aggressive symptom that gives a pretty good amount of lethality it’s called total organ failure and it’s kinda in the middle of The symptoms tree

[@blackdeutrium746]

THANOS: I'm gonna wipe out half of the population of universe. DM-V5: Am I a joke to you?

[@iamnyssaki]

Laughed more than I should at this .... 😅

[@notaweeb4177]

Oh hello, fellow kaneki-for-profilepic guy

[@blackdeutrium746]

@@notaweeb4177weeb what's up?

[@echo8481]

Thanos: *snaps* DM-V5: *eradicates the universe by its symptoms and its resistances* Thanos: *gets eradicated* Dr. Mike: My child c: DM-V5: c: I love u dad

[@Elitefever]

Hey kaneki

[@GreatFrostHawk]

Dr. Mike: [Treats people's illnesses and whatnot for a living] Dr. Mike, playing Plague Inc Evolved: [Manic glee over global demise through illness]

[@capnkringe4683]

Kristin O that’s how Mafia work

[@nivlac_dj6327]

Job security

[@yourfairyGodgod]

It’s a game & this is a dumb joke to use this format for. You need a drummer following you around.

[@GreatFrostHawk]

@@yourfairyGodgod Can I request bagpipes instead? Bagpipes are cooler.

[@a_businessman]

@@GreatFrostHawk Even better: An army of kazoos.

[@chlobear1030]

Greenland: gets infected Me who has been trying to infect Greenland for ages: impossible

[@sonnyg960]

I’ve learned ALWAYS START IN GREENLAND 🤣🤣🤣

[@-_9572]

True, but caribbean is also hard to infect. Just all island countries with 1 transport

[@martinawolf2983]

@@sonnyg960 I always start in Madagascar

[@aldrinmendoza1132]

max upgrade wind and water, upgrade resistance, devolve all symptoms until no one is healthy so it wouldn't be noticeable, and if all is infected go kill the human race >:)

[@aldrinmendoza1132]

btw go start in china.

[@RedBuildGreen]

Basically Doctor Mike in this video: "You have become the very thing you swore to destroy!"

[@Arush15]

The fact that he was able to completely infect Greenland first is extremely impressive since it is the hardest country to infect due to it’s isolation

[@casianosiringanjr.4389]

Trueee, ive played plague inc and that country really fcks me up because its hard to infect

[@alifamirul9654]

Well, you just need to upgrade weather resistance. I just started playing this game last month and it’s really fun. And also it’s really satisfying to see the world being infected

[@fropee6503]

Wow! I must admit this game is turning people into world killers

[@blainehancock]

I always start in Madagascar because I feel like that's harder to infect than Greenland.

[@captainrex9334]

@@blainehancock Start in UK it has the most ports

[@iDevandra]

Normal Doctors : We gonna cure this plague Dr. Mike : *STOP DOING RESEARCH!*

[@Cassxowary]

his inner soviet is coming out ;p

[@lizhernandez8799]

Doctor: *Ends the world* Also doctor “Stay happy and healthy🤓”....💀💀😭

[@metzli64]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Shrooblord]

_Creepy Plague Inc. music intensifies._

[@ziyuanyan2174]

@@Shrooblord *RiNg aRoUnD the RoSiEs*

[@RandomBeardGuy]

I'm a Nurse in training and i'm conflicted with this

[@benjjj0478]

*JuSt REmemBEr tO BloW You NoSe*

[@jessicacornicelli3123]

I love how he actually knows what he’s doing when he’s playing the game and not just clicking what looks the most danagerous

[@manjimapaul3462]

I realised the moment he got the glasses, things just got serious. No humans are going to survive this time😂😂😂

[@dragona9257]

let's hope covid isn't that serious

[@manjimapaul3462]

@@dragona9257 it's worse actually.... frighteningly real😢😢😢

[@turtle2078]

get the masks...

[@manjimapaul3462]

@@turtle2078 yuppie ☺

[@dragona9257]

@@turtle2078 yeah

[@PC-xc6iz]

"with all these symptoms how are people not dying faster" - an actual doctor

[@apinchofstars5465]

Seems about right

[@patch-fm]

Actual*

[@iloveplayingpr]

Hilariously Beautiful XD

[@Mystic-4252]

Your likes are 999, I made it 1k

[@PC-xc6iz]

@@Mystic-4252 thank you

[@girlysoap9031]

Never knew I needed this but imma need more please 👀

[@kahinamekerri6760]

Hi dr paul 🤗 it's 1am in Algeria and I'm watching you

[@445luana]

I want a whole playlist of plague inc. Gameplays. DM-Vx gotta destroy humanity more than once

[@FORGETYOURMIND]

I subbed to you just for that icon picture

[@that_one_bill_account]

"I've claimed my first victim!" -A literal doctor 💀

[@croscriscroscris9230]

"Come on, how are people not dying faster" Dark side of doctors revealed

[@aminaali9554]

Oh, dear.

[@lovelydolltime8006]

We all have a dark side.

[@markhenley3097]

Feed him an apple before he destroys humanity.

[@flowerisokay28]

@@lovelydolltime8006 even angels?

[@BHGull]

@@flowerisokay28 Did you mean angles?

[@aldous01234567]

New strain of coronavirus emerged in China KZbin: here's a doctor playing plague inc

[@ultraseis]

Lmao same, I even seen this video before.

[@brandonpresley1133]

Same here 😂

[@bobbiesanders8675]

Yep

[@animo9050]

youtube is trying to tell us something

[@Hakuraaa]

On a computer in Area 51

[@Hipno702]

*A cure has been developed and is being distributed worldwide* Doctor Mike: "Nooooooooo. That's so sad."

[@levibarns7576]

“What is your goal when being a doctor?” “To make a cure for DM-V5 impossible” 💀

[@infinitetranquilo]

Dr.Mike: kills humanity with DM-V5 Also Dr.Mike: "Stay happy and healthy."

[@dearjoannag.7349]

I'm crying with these comments 😂😂😂

[@michellecummings4824]

lol

[@subswithvidsvid]

V4* had to do it to em’ Edit: nvm

[@ineedcornholioformytp]

Thanks for spoiling it

[@roadroller8851]

He has become the very thing he swore to destroy

[@bhavkaur1029]

Dr Mike: "Ive killed everyone on earth!" 16 seconds later: "Stay Happy and healthy" lol hahaha

[@conner017_5]

Bhav Kaur Boy BWO backspace be 0000 excuse me that is incorrect because you are being very rude and I can’t even believe you went out because this is so even mean that I don’t even know how you’re acting because this is just

[@evelynalexis2309]

@@conner017_5 wut?

[@conner017_5]

Evelyn alexis Never never even played this game beforeI don’t know how hot how do you do that 05 now and I really like it so I hope you actually do it to Byam I’m not really sure because I can’t let damn black sedan what do you

[@bornesone]

Evelyn alexis He's spamming autocorrect like a spastic

[@buzzybuzzy9815]

Alien From Mars uhm

[@chavrios3007]

Thanos: i will eradicate half of life with a snap. Dr. Mike : Hold my stethascope

[@idkwhattoputhere4997]

I salute you for this joke

[@shlokbhakta2893]

Good job

[@hannahlee6]

*stethoscope

[@tiffles3890]

@@hannahlee6 It triggered me too.

[@hannahlee6]

@@tiffles3890 hahaha

[@Art_M3]

I love how DOCTER Mike would be one of the most excited and invested people to play a game that infects and kills people and our whole entire race of humans! DOCTER Mike is just a great person for his job! :DD

[@Mtab2260]

“You gotta be strategic if you want your virus to destroy the world.” - Doctor Mike

[@Immortalcheese]

that moment when a doctor calls bacteria a virus

[@embassy7497]

Immortalcheese the second one was a virus

[@ammarramadan2135]

@@Immortalcheese he meant covid 19

[@gcmaidan]

i just heard him say that as i read this

[@--------352]

@@embassy7497 7:25

[@yerp1554]

“Two dead! I’ve claimed my first victim!” *-a literal doctor*

[@Palikroked87]

He could never be so excited about that in real life lol

[@herlinae]

“The deaths are going to skyrocket when i do pneumonia” Coronavirus: yes

[@1GMitzy]

Imagine how either amazing / horrifying it could be to come back from a doctors appointment, and find out that this doctor taking care of you also openly plays plague inc in front of the entire internet!