Doctor Reacts to: WILD MEDICAL MEMES EP. 3

[@prcs420]

"You don't surprise bacteria. _They surprise you._ " Geez Mike, everything okay??

[@Bollweevil_Bill]

In Soviet Russia......

[@sponandspon92]

First time arriving on a comment that has 666 likes... wat?

[@ammarsiddiqui3602]

In Soviet Russia bacteria surprise you

[@audreyneucks9638]

In America You surprise bacteria In Soviet Russia Bacteria surprise you

[@tieman3790]

In Russia, schedules surprise bacteria

[@felixdemosquito1126]

Patient: *waiting* Doctor: sorry I'm late Patient: it's okay, I'm patient

[@thesoulsnatchedbybtsvssing7452]

if that isnt jin

[@khhspedup]

@@thesoulsnatchedbybtsvssing7452 Lmao Jin and His Dad Jokes

[@catherinecabiling885]

I was waiting for this my whole life

[@Rommel_209]

Badumtss

[@porsheakim3779]

@@thesoulsnatchedbybtsvssing7452 YAAASSSSS 😂😂😂 unrelated but great yt name bc same lol Tae is my bias

[@linawu09]

"A little procrastination never hurt anybody." Me who has an essay, a PowerPoint, and a project to do: Yes definitely.

[@alicen4539]

lmao bye💀

[@vijayharsha9765]

Famous last words

[@vishwajith5229]

Same but a lot more notes , assignments, worksheets ... 😭

[@linawu09]

@@vishwajith5229 Yeah those exist too...... forgot to mention it lol

[@shadowkamui874]

okay now go get a life idiot

[@troysmith6763]

Mike: "You don't surprise bacteria" Mike in a low voice: "They surprise you."

[@scottsliftsX1]

3:37

[@daichisawamura20yearsago64]

"Franklin shape up." I just died.

[@Sid-cf2ni]

Wtf no replies and 1.5k likes

[@bimalbhuiyan3571]

Trust me I thought the comment was 20 years ago😂

[@Keylime468]

Mike: these memes just keep getting darker and darker. Also mike: still laughs at them

[@flippingpenguin9049]

Your profile pic gave me so much nostalgia

[@davidesp00]

@@flippingpenguin9049 Basically Elon Musk

[@lustantinoanimations5699]

*BREAKING NEWS: SEVERAL PEOPLE HAVE CUT APPLES FROM THEIR DIET*

[@timothyswanson8773]

Smart people tend to prefer dark comedy.

[@calebwilliams586]

@@lustantinoanimations5699 thank God. Gotta avoid the Thimerosal

[@midorichukindling]

" a little procrastination never hurt anybody" me looking at my grades:not physically

[@evafastova3198]

I actually had to learn a whole semester of law in 10 hours. Fast forward: I wake up in hospital after I collapsed from exhaustion

[@waywardgoddess1153]

Me looking at my life: you sure about that. We are all on KZbin rn lol

[@stargaze3894]

Same lmao

[@beccaiskenough17]

Zanmau4lifebruh “a little procrastination never hurt anybody” *the patient having a heart attack and another bleeding out while I stop at Starbucks in my way to work*

[@NickRoman]

yeah, maybe a very little. Otherwise...

[@unclecreepy4185]

Question: Have you ever taken a selfie while a patient is dying? Dr. Mike: No. Also Dr. Mike: plus, it only takes like 10 seconds to take a selfie. That sounds a lot like admitting you take selfies while patients are dying.

[@jackalofmidnight5325]

Unless the patient is in a stable state such as in the beginning of the surgery

[@iamyoonis]

My classmates after an exam: What did you get for this question? Me: ... THAT was on the exam???

[@ruthiefeinberg]

iamyoonis I am the same way! I don’t remember the questions on the test once the test is over! Everyone is like what was this one and what was that one?! And I’m like I don’t know! I don’t remember! They are all like how do you not remember! And I’m like how do you remember?! 😄😅

[@RealAngelOfMusic]

That is soooooo true 😂

[@Sherani_Balradj]

Me too😂😂

[@hamiltonandcats7274]

iamyoonis I got Abraham Lincoln... for some reason, idk

[@zeldasergou9459]

iamyoonis 😂😂😂😂😂😂This once happened to me during my sophomore year in college. there was 3 questions remaining on the back of the paper. It was the worst feeling ever when I found out. But thank God I passed the exam

[@laufeyloverrr]

his reactions are so pure and reallll he’s adorable

[@peepeepoopoo7182]

miss mochii hi army

[@evaric7252]

When you see Army even here 💕🖤

[@laufeyloverrr]

the cup RM throws in the Run MV - helloooo

[@laufeyloverrr]

Eva Richardson - hehe 💘

[@lorigeyer9256]

@@peepeepoopoo7182 hello fellow army

[@sidlexicon]

You can't use essential oils for polio... That's ridiculous. You need magnetic spirit crystals.

[@shayb1408]

I literally laugh out loud at this :D

[@boistired6825]

sidlexicon no you need mushrooms

[@abrilh578]

U guys are dumb. Polio can only be cured by NyQuil smh uneducated

[@lks5878]

nope, u need flex tape

[@haileyc.2977]

You guys are so dumb..... You need cow blood

[@ijfishy7444]

I love how educational Mike and Mark Rober's videos are all while entertaining you. 300% better than my classes

[@penpenscat534]

agreed!!! 1000%

[@katherine6448]

“Practice questions, practice questions, practice questions” has the same energy as “chest compression, chest compressions, chest compressions”

[@griffingoldstein666]

And it rhymes

[@danii2105]

@@griffingoldstein666 yeaaaaa

[@danielleking262]

Thank you!! I was about to comment this!! lol

[@ozzylite]

glad I'm not the only one who noticed this

[@mn5687]

I noticed this when I watched 😂

[@helloesimon6393]

Dr Mike in 2018: Chest compressions, chest compressions, chest compressions Dr Mike in 2019: Practice questions, practice questions, practice questions

[@ruthiefeinberg]

Gabby m I feel like he has said practice questions practice questions... in other videos?! No?!

[@helloesimon6393]

@@ruthiefeinberg I honestly don't remember. You might be right.

[@kellyalves756]

Both. Excellent. Merch. Ideas.

[@ruthiefeinberg]

@@helloesimon6393 yah ;)

[@milaburhanzai]

Gabby m ❤️🤣

[@justarandomdudeonyoutube2361]

You know that someone is a legend when they start off with the thumbnail

[@rosekitten5141]

And that's why the daily dose of internet is so loved

[@kita9620]

@@rosekitten5141 ikr

[@blueflash2694]

You deserve more likes and i agree aith the pther reply about daily dose

[@pariagarwal6538]

👍👍 Nice one 👏😊

[@mrgoomax-1469]

Lol so true

[@camille_mcgehee]

"I'm gonna get off my high horse, cuz I love cookies 'n cream milkshakes." 😂😂😂

[@linda-0587]

Tbf, who doesn’t love Cookies and Cream milkshakes/ice cream?! 😅

[@hika_hotline]

" You don't surprise the bacteria, They surprise you" -Doctor Mike

[@gundorstoneskin5900]

In Mother Russia the bacteria surprises you.

[@aicatxh]

CIELLLLL

[@jensb3946]

Ciel Phantomhive That’s not even a funny quote, stop posting annoying comments like these, we all watched the video

[@Dragonaiis]

hello alternate comment!

[@BigMikey007]

@@jensb3946 Yet you're the only one complaining

[@megaslayer]

Imagine Mike remembers a funny meme during a heart surgery

[@greeneyes8D]

?? he's...not a....surgeon???? lol

[@megaslayer]

I remember he said something about he can be a surgeon... In another video

[@miznakhan5109]

😂

[@james95162]

OMG Once i remembered a fumny music meme during my violin performance and i couldnt stop laughing🤦 But i mean..... Natural vibrato right!

[@ibic2441]

👨‍⚕️😣🤭😆🤣❤️💔💔😲

[@nabshah10]

Dr Mike always finds a way to slide in that *KNOWLEDGE*

[@alexsis1778]

That all C test reminds me of my psychology final where the right answer for 39 of the questions (40 total) was B and then the 37th question was C. That question was worth 20 points. Absolutely diabolical

[@dietrichedwards7173]

80/100

[@Ryan-sj3hm]

"A little procrastination never hurt anybody" Me: *sweating because I spent hours watching his videos* yeah...

[@abbybaum2631]

ME

[@mellissacabral]

Felt the same way. I'm suppose to complete my books but I can't get enough of him.

[@stibbs6665]

me especially cuz finals r tomorrow 😬

[@somafme]

I feel so relieved and somehow happy when Mike said this HAHAH

[@megand.407]

Lol, I’m hiding in my bathroom right now. I have my 7th grade science fair in February and I have to do a lot of work over these next 2 nights. But I guess he’s right.......

[@Weeb_Goblin]

"Cheeto, Dorito, what ever it is" THIS MAN SO HEALTHY DONT KNOW ITS A CHEETO

[@Zacelolz]

😂😂😂

[@maggieclancy6378]

lol

[@anukankshaxx9462]

Exactly my thoughts!!!!

[@ella-tl9ry]

FoxyPirateFox9054 it’s probably cause he Russian 😂

[@blxez8669]

@GegrillteOrange It's a chip

[@emmalouwho2887]

Dr. Mike: Bacteria doesn't wait Me:👉👈 BUT THE FOOD

[@NightySevenn]

Nooooo my hot pockets

[@Plenjter]

This video was made over a year ago and this comment was made 3 weeks ago. Yet Mike still hearted it. Love it.

[@emmalouwho2887]

@@Plenjter I said the same thing lol

[@10Raccoon]

This is why I have a strong immune system. I eat the food anyway.

[@emmalouwho2887]

@@10Raccoon same. the only time I wont eat it is when I am outside on like the fair grounds because those are gross.

[@jessicarecore7619]

"A little procrastination never hurt anyone..." Dr. Mike says, as I watch with my teenage daughter, whom I'm trying to teach *not* to procrastinate... Thanks, Dr. Mike. From both of us... only mine's sarcastic; hers is serious.

[@Red_Eagle]

lol

[@xashiexmoox]

Mike: You don’t surprise bacteria, it surprises you 👁 Me: **Germophobia intensifies**

[@JamieDNGN]

NOBODY EXPECTS THE BACTERIA INQUISITION

[@user-eu2mg8lw2t]

@@JamieDNGN XD OMG!

[@S.Maisie.Herring]

**emetophobia INTENSIFIES MORE**

[@Dragonaiis]

"you don't surprise bacteria THE BACTERIA SURPRISE YOU." XD

[@19th_sam17]

In soviet russia, bacteria surprise you

[@smugdancer3644]

True

[@Dragonaiis]

wth why does this have so many likes??

[@Dragonaiis]

WHY ARE THERE 300 LIKES?!!!!

[@PinkishToon]

@@Dragonaiis 500

[@waffleen]

A wise man once said: "Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog, you understand the joke better, but the frog dies in the progress." Doctor Mike isn't that man

[@waffleen]

Wait

[@waffleen]

Did i just explain my own joke...?

[@waffleen]

Damn

[@waffleen]

4th wall breaking shit right here

[@reesemccoy2581]

@@waffleen Nah just irony

[@massiivejunior8729]

"You can't even charge her." This is an underrated joke Bro your videos are funny and educational. I found watch them all day

[@RTomassi]

The comment I was looking for!

[@wompwomp5327]

Dark humor is like an anti-vaxxer’s kid It never gets old :)

[@sarakanh4119]

This comment is waaay underrated!

[@funnycheesecakes]

Hella

[@ciannarenfrow4203]

oof this is both funny and hella underrated

[@chocomuffin7433]

Hol up

[@emiliamarcellus2854]

I haven't been vaccinated in a year.

[@daonguyen6320]

Doctor Mike: "And a little procrastination will never hurt anyone." Me who binged his videos instead of writing my essay: Sure...

[@Farah_Amjad_03]

Yo the ACCURACY!!!!

[@Babyybean]

Same, except I have a power point project to do 😂

[@nehasaravanan7731]

Same dude

[@jakethefox9439]

Me who binged watches these vids instead of sleeping: yep

[@shellybbt]

same

[@jessicapeyton5444]

I love how Dr. Mike's version of cramming starts like 5 days before the test! lol

[@kekelauren6251]

Its alot to cram!

[@lightandgraceandlife]

That’s cramming already if you’re a med student 😅😅😅

[@evasmiljanic3529]

You cant physically read through 1000 pages unless you start 5 days before an exam

[@skgtt1811]

Well I needed at least 4 days to cram on my first semester. Imagine later

[@radhiadeedou8286]

In med school even if you start studying a week before the exam it's cramming

[@VeronicaGarcia-hf7jb]

"Why can't we have nice, happy, uplifting memes?" Mike, that's why we watch you! You're our dose of uplifting content :)

[@WigglyTuffStuff]

Love how he explains what an ophtalmoscope is by describing it as the thing you use for a fundoscopic exam...like...yeah, no.

[@DoctorMike]

Yeah that’s MY B lol, when you’re in the zone you’re in the zone

[@herpyderpy4366]

​@@EmdrGreg ​ Is it any wonder we hear about all those cases of people having the wrong limbs or organs removed? :P

[@misspriss2482]

To be fair, he gave context so even if you don't know what a fundoscopic exam is, you still know what he's talking about.

[@WigglyTuffStuff]

@@DoctorMike I'm all for a nerd moment! I'm using your videos as my pre-pre-med school!

[@beyzabns]

About the right/left, i think he was confused right ?

[@MWSin1]

That dog is worth a like.

[@skn31]

The dog and the doc are worth a like :) !

[@koreancactustv7684]

And your comment was worth doctor mike's like❤ Congratulations💕

[@baseballchamp179]

the editing on this video is good AF

[@sabafaisal6324]

The catscan part at 5:42 as well 😂😂

[@ben-jt6gh]

7:01 I’m pretty sure that staff represents the Greek god Hermes , who was the god of all the stuff he lists as well as medicine

[@noahelzas1819]

yeah exactly but the flip side was that he was also the god of thieves I'm pretty sure...

[@meisboi7394]

Yep. God of thieves, messengers and doctors.

[@shadowstrider42]

The caduceus is the traditional symbol of Hermes and features two snakes winding around an often winged staff. It is often used as a symbol of medicine, especially in the United States, despite its ancient and consistent associations with trade, liars, thieves, eloquence, negotiation, alchemy, and wisdom. The modern use of the caduceus as a symbol of medicine became established in the United States in the late 19th and early 20th century as a result of well-documented mistakes, misunderstandings of symbology and classical culture. The correct symbol for medicine is the Rod of Asclepius, which has only one snake and no wings. Asclepius was god of healing and medicine.

[@mckenzie_szabo]

“It takes 10 seconds to take a selfie” lmao something only hot people say

[@votadona9472]

Ikr. I've been trying to take selfie for years but I still can't find one for my profile pic. Ugly people struggle T.T

[@msGVO]

Yeah after he said that I immediately blurted out “cant relate sis” ☹️

[@emilyarreola2881]

@@votadona9472 mines not really even a selfie... (._.)

[@foreverjinxxed3323]

Mom: I didn’t vaccinate h- **wheezes out lung**

[@Xelopheris]

Well that's not fair. Most anti-vaxxers are vaccinated themselves. It's just too had we don't have a stupidity vaccine.

[@autumnphelps6268]

My grandpa was a college professor and loved messing with his students. He once wrote an exam where the answer to every single question was "B." He said it was one of the most amusing things he's ever seen.

[@MegaOgrady]

Can you blame him? Have you ever had like, 4 answers in a row that were alike? Its a panic attack moment

[@BenPulido]

Well teaching the same things the same way gets boring. Got to keep it fresh somehow

[@thimblevinter]

That’s gotta be against the Geneva convention somehow... pure inhumane treatment

[@LilOleTinyMe]

I would make every answer b, and tell the students that missing one question results in a automatic fail

[@koenslotboom1910]

@@LilOleTinyMe But make the last one A in case someone realizes what you've done

[@kmillerdevx3]

Dr. Mike: Complains about how brutal the memes are. Also Dr. Mike: "Can't even charge her!"

[@razorminecrafr]

Petition for @Doctor Mike to host meme review? Edit: Elon Musk already did his part. I think it's time for @DoctorMike to host meme review?

[@acid2381]

Yassssssss

[@dg798]

Lol true

[@valkyraeee]

*signs signature*

[@SasukeUchiha723]

**Clap Clap** Doc Review

[@thatonepersonyouknowtheone7781]

Well, he liked it himself, the messiah has spoken, it must be truth

[@heathernicol3026]

That "meow!" after the catscan joke nearly killed me. xD

[@raspberrycrowns9494]

It sounds kinda gay

[@cornycornrows6090]

"That meow really killed me" owwww (Geddit)

[@cowchips4550]

@@raspberrycrowns9494 long time gay here saying he's at the very least bi

[@Whyteyy]

1:25 “Dorito” you can tell he hasn’t eaten unhealthily for a while

[@tophbeifong3780]

Ikr

[@nikolalogina6303]

I mean the guy is a doc...but it's still funny

[@mtjc5336]

I caught that. It was kinda hilarious to find an American who cannot correctly identify an iconic snack. He’s a unicorn

[@sirsnausages2164]

@@mtjc5336 ...he's russian.

[@mtjc5336]

@@sirsnausages2164 I thought he was raised in America from a young age, and he’s an American citizen? So I don’t see why having Russian roots means he would be ignorant of mainstream snack foods 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@StrangestQuark2k]

"The essential oil and anti vax community are coming for me" Don't worry my man, they won't bother you for more then a generation 😁

[@SamuelTrademarked]

DAYUM

[@cyrnn8484]

Mike: Dogs cant operate MRI machines, but catscan! *MEOW*

[@Maxeeemay]

😂😂this was good.

[@alexm.8619]

NEW FURRY LOCATED

[@sophiavandusen828]

I love your profile pic

[@renatanug]

So cute meow

[@alexm.8619]

ty

[@macthething5940]

1:48 “ Not sexually act- *W H E E Z E I N G I N T E N S I F I E S* “

[@tilly-h-1]

Buzzfeed unsolved boys entered that chat

[@catblitz5103]

How my farts sound like

[@marlaivey1301]

@@catblitz5103 😂

[@Ironsnake345ify]

he sounds like a deflating car tire

[@_elianacuevas]

Mac The demon LMAOKOAOAOAOAODI

[@markhad3284]

Teacher: um can u see me at my desk Me: sure Teacher:you got a 17 on your test Class: laughs Teacher: you also got the highest

[@sugarkitty955]

I hope you're joking 😂 (about 17 being the highest) because in my class basically everyone always get in the 80s and 90s

[@shiannafoxx]

Lmao

[@the_gl1tch3r27]

Class: *stops laughing* The Kid: *starts to laugh* Teacher:In fact you're even the very top student... The Kid:Wow! Really? Teahcher:...of having a low score Class: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH but seriously a 17? At an exam? oof...

[@OrcinusDrake]

Maybe it was out of 20

[@thesteaksaignant]

In France max score is 20 so I was really confused until I read the rest of the thread ^^"

[@finneas_soss]

6:55 Bit of a Greek lesson: That staff is called a caduceus, and it's one of the symbols of Hermes, the god of theives and travellers. I don't know how it became a symbol of medicine, because the god of medicine is actually Apollo, not Hermes. The caduceus came to be because that staff was a normal staff of wood and ribbon, commenly used as something to herd sheep. As a reward for something (I don't remember), Hermes was given one of these staffs, but instead of ribbon, there were live snakes. The caduceus had the power to put people to sleep aswell. This sleep power was used in the story of Io. Io was a woman, and Zeus tried to force himself on her. So Hera wouldn't find out, Zeus turned Io into a cow. Hera still suspected something, so she took the cow to be watched by Argus, a man with hundreds of eyes all over his body. He never slept, so all his eyes were watching, all directions. Hermes was sent by Zeus to rescue Io. Hermes disguised into a normal human shepard, and used his caduceus to put him to sleep. He then killed Argus and rescued Io the cow. Hera did eventually find out and turned Io into a cow permanently. Sooooo yeah. His caduceus was used in other stories aswell, but Io's is the most well known. If you stayed and read this entire thing, here's a cookie 🍪

[@trevorprenevost1017]

The staff for medicine is the staff of aclephius (i can spell it) and hes apollos son and brought people back to life so he was banished cause that ruins the circle of life

[@Starkiller3870]

The staff Mike talks about with one snake comes from the Bible when Moses healed the Israelites from a massive disease by letting one of the snakes transmitting disease crawl up onto a staff and all who saw the staff where healed

[@AM-gv9db]

I'm a nurse and I once got jump-scared by a patient farting really loudly. I yelped and she just looked at me with a stone cold expression like she didn't realize what happened while I tried not to laugh. After a few seconds she asked me if I could help her take a shower and I lost it. I felt bad for her but it was honestly one of the funniest things I've experienced on the job. This doesn't have anything to do with the video I just thought I'd share it.

[@beachpartgirl16]

I appreciate it 😂😂

[@Hi_Ping]

Sooooo basically it went like this 😐 "I just !$#@ myself"

[@czarinamh]

Thank you for sharing 😂

[@xxqueenxiexx1314]

Lmfaoo

[@tomaterjuice5095]

LMFAOOOOO

[@vicki6696]

Why was the doctor angry? He lost his patients

[@Pulko172]

Good one

[@geomochi4904]

Well that's just sad

[@rafalswiniarski3866]

this is so cursed

[@datnoobbee8576]

Gg

[@nopsyhi]

OMG 666 LIKES

[@easports9226]

Nobody: Doctor Mike: _ᴹᵉᵒʷ_

[@bottomtextgaming1864]

How'd you type that?

[@easports9226]

@@bottomtextgaming1864 text converter.

[@4rifr0mthe3nd]

when was that xd

[@mothysmill5964]

its peewoop ;-;

[@aizamazhar5610]

It’s not meow...

[@R_Blum]

I love how Doctor Mike says “these jokes are brutal” while laughing😂

[@mystxchd6557]

"You don't surprise bacteria, bacteria surprises you." -A Russian

[@sirkingstonx7060]

“You don’t play music, music plays you.”

[@ishanverma3035]

"You don't drink vodka, vodka drinks you"

[@arminarlert6212]

"you don't smell essential oils, essential oils smell you"

[@fakruddinmohammed8367]

"You don't do chest compressions, chest compressions do you"

[@O5-13.]

"You don't watch memes, memes watch you"

[@jasielochoa6923]

His laugh makes it 10× funnier.

[@savannadribble2149]

Jasiel Ochoa ikr😂

[@MrLee64]

That's what I was going to say

[@jimmyneutron1137]

It’s in the other ambulWHEEZE

[@benbarker8154]

New drinking game: Take a shot every time he says stress. I'll go ahead and dial 911.

[@for3stspirit]

*kicks down door* dUUuUDe yA GOt mEH WEeD? mUi bUDDeH WanTS SoMe *pats back of officer*

[@AAA-bo1uo]

Ben Barker , It never showed up...

[@ashytoes325]

Yeah some guys at the top of a ski slope took a shot every time someone fell while getting off the chair lift. Then people started to fall on purpose.

[@cornbread1752]

I cackle more at his wheezing than i do at the memes 😂 as an asthmatic, nothing more relatable than wheeze laughter

[@JasminMiettunen]

I hate this recent trend of essential oils because now if I use essential oils to calm down when I'm stressed or anxious, people think I’m one of those crazy people. Essential oils can help with bug bites, not cancer lmao No, Karen, I don’t want your questionable pyramid scheme oils, go vaccinate your kids

[@bluecastle12]

Yeah, I miss the days when they were for relaxing and making things smell nice.

[@lainesherman7944]

Exactly! I use lavender to help me sleep etc and especially when I'm sick and stuffy some eucalyptus helps clear my sinuses

[@JustThatGirlSam]

i was just going to comment something about this too! i wrote one of my terms papers on essential oils and aromatherapy, and they have so many great uses but curing cancer is def not one if them lmao

[@SilvaDreams]

@@lainesherman7944 Ugh, the smell of lavender makes me anything but relaxed. It makes me gag.

[@arttutamminen]

Torilla tavataan

[@hobo_warrior7777]

When the only way you can learn medical stuff. Is when there is a doctor reviewing medical memes for me

[@scottgranger5862]

Yep. Im sitting here binge watching your videos while studying Lifespan Development

[@Jen.V843]

I wish this channel existed when I was studying Lifespan Development. I would also be binge watching Dr Mike's videos.

[@skgtt1811]

Watching this while on my first year in med school

[@sophks]

IM WATCHING THIS WHILE PROCRASTINATING STUDYING FOR LIFE SPAN DEVELOPMENT

[@mionegranger8464]

Same mood

[@Jack-kz4nb]

3:48 the reason is because your body wants to push it away, which tends to relive some stress but that’s basically putting more stress into yourself.

[@belinda1674]

That smile...that damn smile😍😅

[@stephaniesanchez5931]

bxlxnxd xy YESSSSSSSSS🥰

[@chelyvo]

I know 😍

[@MinecraftTNT64]

💖Your so,

[@benwatson5236]

The smile, the hair, the beautiful tiddy grab...if there's a snowflake's chance in Alabama on the Fourth of July this man's gay (.5% chance, give or take,) I WANT.

[@kevk9306]

@@benwatson5236 he isn't

[@vgaur-2826]

Happiest doctor I’ve ever seen

[@tonyqiu3386]

Dr Mike: "Bacteria dont wait, they hop right on." Me: Years of academy training wasted!

[@n1nj4l1nk]

A little floor spice makes everything nice.

[@Ilikebunnies-metoo]

God made dirt, and dirt don't hurt. Carpet hairs on the other hand...

[@Fusionater]

Mythbusters said that there was apparently some credibility to the 5 second rule. Still dumb to do it though. XD

[@residentkane]

From all the dirt, pocket food and floor food I've eaten, I think I have about five hundred years knocked off of my life.

[@professoratnight9584]

0:38 literally my friends when they ask me how i do some mechanical things and how they react to my answer "Minh, shut up nerd"

[@alexisdavis3005]

“I have to remember that 5 and 7 year olds can’t swallow huge pills” Me at 18: *cant swallow pills and takes children’s medicine*

[@anijali3831]

me too man, even small ones, I have to crush them and dissolve them in water 😂

[@Lolipopys_Official]

Theres a way i swallowed them an adult would cut them in little bits n i would eat those :)

[@headlessharry40]

Me too, i gag and ill occasionally vomit. It just doesnt taste good. And bruh, i cant swallow it because my mind immediately goes “chew. Must chew. why tf arent you chewing you dumb fck”

[@prig1557]

I'm 12 and I can only use syrup

[@nannatan2476]

I could ONLY have small pills When my parent puts It in MY youghurt or something

[@TJToons]

*Scrubs has the best doctor memes ever*

[@kylelim2215]

TJ Toons woahhh it's TJ!

[@kelliewhyte_85]

Has doctor mike ever reacted to scrubs?

[@jakefalse432]

@@altoic1 it is has.. what?? lol

[@jakefalse432]

@@altoic1 no its not lol

[@w3rd0r39]

Oop TJ toons watching a doctor? I’m a bit surprised

[@lindseyellie932]

1:49 His laugh low key sounds like a door creaking

[@lindseyellie932]

Channel Siêu-nghick. Wot

[@gladiarissaathena260]

I keep replaying that. I laughed so hard 😂😂

[@lily6606]

OML I can't stop replaying. Mesmerising

[@soscobra]

That was actually a really funny meme

[@mikadawsonn]

Keep replaying it it sounds like an exsorsism

[@Foodtube407]

The way Doc says “They surprise you” in 3:39 is so ominous.

[@DirgeTV]

This gets contextually darker after you watch videos where he alarmingly good at the game "Plague inc"

[@anikahaner8376]

"Polio has a rod and you're a ChEeTo" - Dr.Mike 2019

[@melaniedoub3088]

Who's literally procrastinating studying by watching this video.

[@alyannapublico7628]

Parasitology practicals and Pharma quiz tomorrow. No regrets 🤘

[@shiannafoxx]

Me

[@atherismagic4639]

Medical memes > GCSEs

[@sarasmither5624]

I'm procrastinating taking a nap

[@tayahh6656]

Don't @ me like that😂😂

[@Farah_Amjad_03]

This is probably the only video where he's laughed so hard at every meme.

[@daroldcarold3443]

No, the catscan one he didn’t laugh

[@iank768]

**WHEEZE**

[@Chickensnec]

3:20 THE MITOCHONDRIA IS THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL!

[@aayushxd7499]

Doctor: “What do you see” Her: “A virgin in his 40’s Doctor: “Ok, get out Me: Love this video

[@hearts4catss]

AA Gaming I liked this so it could be 111 :D

[@aayushxd7499]

Thanks

[@HP-tw6tl]

It turned 1K when I liked IDK why but that felt good

[@aayushxd7499]

Thanks both of u🙏

[@bhakttipriyasrinivasan446]

Actually the staff was first the staff of Apollo [greek god of medicine] and than was gifted to Hermes [greek god of robbery] ...... but technically it still belongs to Apollo

[@randomspaghettibowl8374]

I laughed every time he wheezed

[@chloeanimates8892]

I’m learning more from KZbin-

[@Pagreance]

_we all are_

[@ANAluedo]

I’m so glad I have your videos to translate the younger generation and their jokes it helps me to bond with my grand daughter

[@DavidHindin]

LOL at the lavender - essential oils in the operating room for the win!

[@DoctorMike]

What makes them essential? lol

[@DavidHindin]

@@DoctorMike haha if we could figure that out we could've saved ourselves a few years - and lots of $$$!

[@MAC_HAMMER]

Dotctor Mike: why cant memes be more uplifting. Doctor mike sees a dark meme: *laughs hysterically*

[@keey9734]

1. Seeing Dr. Mike posted a new video 2. Screaming 3. Watching 4. Feeling great because Dr. Mike totally made my day 🙊💖

[@DoctorMike]

Yay, glad you liked it =] Hope you're able to watch some more and share with your friends!!!

[@jyotiradityajadhav7676]

7:21 you completely made out with that patient 🤣🤣 coz there is the mirrors effect if you have to scan left eye you should use your left eye too

[@charpots9810]

Ah yes. Memes, hot doctors and eduction. The holy trinity.

[@DoctorMike]

Who know that was the triad =]

[@olenickel6013]

Don't forget his cute dog.

[@keisz4839]

Now we just need to find out who's who

[@vladimirsedlan2050]

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when i do this. Doctor: Then don't do it. That'll be 500$

[@josephstone547]

Hi similar profile pic

[@shaggy2304]

I saw something like this on Instagram 😂😂

[@vladimirsedlan2050]

@@shaggy2304 yeah,that's where i found it too xD

[@vladimirsedlan2050]

@@josephstone547 Lol hii xD

[@aleeza8928]

When you live in England...

[@AngieandVicky]

“I wonder who that model is” HE TRYNA GET IT

[@lelandcuellar3097]

THANK YOU for telling people that it's actually only one snake and that a staff with two snakes is Hermes staff, Hermes being the God of travel and theives

[@elinorsteinbach1617]

The two snakes are the symbol of Hermes (god of travelers, theives, and liars) but the true staff of medicine is the staff of one of Apollos sons (god of medicine and health) with one snake.

[@kennethhwang3425]

Exactly, and besides, setting aside the inaccuracy in medical symbol, this mural also got the mythological representation incorrectly: Hermes, aside from aformentioned patronage as well as messengers, is also a psychopomp- guide of the dead. If anything, he should be depicted as following Reaper.

[@alexandrahenderson4368]

Yes thank you! Symbol of health arriving

[@strawberrysana4497]

Mouhamed Kammoun yeah but Apollo is still a god of healing so it would still fit to use his symbol for hospitals

[@tarapoon1961]

Finally someone that is like me ahh I’m so happy I’m not the only Greek geek 🤓

[@juliewein2711]

I was always told that the one with two snakes represents a MD (doctor of medicine) and the one with one snake is an DO (Doctor of osteopathic medicine). These two things are basically the same thing.

[@bhawnachahal9386]

Dr. Mike: * sees Deepika Padukone* Dr. Mike: " Iwonder who that model is"

[@rajkarnak97]

Was scrolling down just for this comment

[@bhargavipba]

I was searching for this comment 😂

[@cuberynth3079]

He's not Indian

[@enchantress3543]

I was going to comment, but here I go. Found myself a small Indian family 😅

[@avasinha9764]

Lol

[@animebaseline3520]

Doctor mike: wants happy memes Also Doctor mike: laughs hysterically at all the dark ones

[@norman5396]

*Explain doctor mike 😭*

[@yes9459]

Dark humor is like a child with cancer... It never gets old (:

[@guidingkeyblade7834]

6:53 That symbol is called the Caduceus, and it's the symbol for Hermes. The staff Mike talks about at 7:07 is the Rod of Asclepius, which is actually related to medicine.

[@So18Nja]

you don't surprise bacteria *THEY SURPRISE YOU*

[@cryingwater]

Apparently mike is living in Soviet Russia

[@niyaz9143]

Mike the type of guy to explain the joke after I ask him why he always explains the joke.

[@niyaz9143]

Mike also the type of guy to tell you it's bad to use your phone before sleeping, but proceed to heart a comment at 12 am

[@christolappen3846]

If he didn't explain the joke it would have been greek!

[@beepbeep6500]

"A little procrastination never hurt anybody" me with all F's because i "procrastinated a little"

[@shadowkamui874]

okay now go get a life idiot

[@Restryouis]

it wasn't a little then

[@parkjihoon_0314]

@@shadowkamui874 why are you so negative :/

[@basilsfakejordans]

@@shadowkamui874 why are you everywhere get a life and shut up.

[@cathedrl]

@@Restryouis z d

[@SirLegoStud6]

1:48 bro really said: "🐎🚪🚪🚪😂😂"

[@lenanight7662]

“You don’t surprise bacteria...*deep voice* they surprise you”

[@ch3rrie_bl0ssom]

😂

[@Mahdi_B]

I love this guy

[@isabellebourret2875]

He is funny

[@odeleya1768]

Isabelle Bourret what???

[@JCluvr19]

”i wonder who that model is...” Dr. Mike’s got a crush 😂

[@wow-rs2kn]

deepika padukone

[@swararatnaparkhi2004]

She's married tho...

[@BTS_army_in_love_with_Jin]

She is already married. 😝

[@Cassxowary]

And he's got a girlfriend, random curiosity isn't a crush tf 😂

[@cheneethompson5756]

I have a crush on him!

[@AiluridaeAureus]

Y'know, it's genuinely nice to see you don't have to be a bad person to enjoy dark humor. It's heartwarming in a way to just see some wholesome dude like this laughing at really messed up jokes. It's like a little reminder I'm not crazy for finding this stuff funny. 7:00 So... they screwed it up and swapped out the mono-snake Caduceus for the symbol of robbers, gamblers and thieves... Are you sure that's a mistake, because that sums up the American healthcare system pretty succinctly...

[@Angel-ty5bd]

"Essential oils what are you doing? You're a cheetooo" I died 😂😂

[@Cassxowary]

Except essential oils help, and cheetos are horrifically bad for all and products of horrific things that you also put in you(:

[@uhh.idonthavethink.7630]

True.

[@joao2479]

1:47 "not sexually act- *W H E E Z E*

[@mexicanburrito11]

I swear I have been re-playing this over and over and lmao 😂

[@joao2479]

@thats INSANE its his Laugh, He is just speaking and all of a sudden he just starts wheezing

[@lunarialoonatic]

thats INSANE you’re too young...

[@joao2479]

@@lunarialoonatic ?

[@TrinitySoundss]

@@mexicanburrito11 yea its great

[@sls8830]

“Act naughty and not study.” Me watching this episode.

[@aamirbatterywala4634]

0:12 patient- *choking* doctor- nah i'll save him later.