Doctor Reacts To Hysterical Medical Memes

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[@bangtanpotterhead8774]

Am I the only one who honestly thought the "God bless you, ladies" at the end, from the camera man actually felt so nice to hear?

[@daniyasoni8232]

Ya he was so sweet And it really felt nice to hear 😂😭

[@SaBoTeUr2001]

Hats off to all the generous patients who have consented to medical students (doctors, nurses, medical technicians, etc) practicing on them!

[@asefehasefi9045]

😎

[@amaliarios78]

Yes! Felt the same way too

[@kimberlyceulemans6015]

yess! i got all fuzzy inside because omg he thinks of us and our pain

[@mod850]

"Would you eat salty bread??" Clearly, Dr. Mike has never discovered the joys of hot soft pretzels.

[@user-in1gv1uh2v]

With nacho cheese.

[@CorvusCorone68]

@@user-in1gv1uh2v i don't get the point of that tho, cuz it isn't yours... not yo cheese

[@alma5147]

Or churros

[@deborahelorza4091]

@@alma5147 Aren't churros made with sugar? Are there churros out in the world covered in salt???

[@Algebruh2407]

Dr. Mike just declared war on all of Germany with that take

[@PTS_CFC]

Dr Mike: Looking at things from far away relaxes your eyes Me, who has ADHD: Oh, look, a bird about 100 feet away.

[@Dreron]

Soooooo me as well....

[@LadyDoomsinger]

...The Sun is pretty far away.... (Don't look directly at the Sun)

[@Dreron]

@@LadyDoomsinger Oh, look, a shiny thing up there!

[@PTS_CFC]

@@LadyDoomsinger YO same. I stare at the sun like 1-2 times a day

[@sammythecryptid2721]

I don't know how to gauge 20 feet with my eyes. I'm nearsighted.

[@huggledemon32]

That “God Bless you, Ladies!” was so sweet and also lol worthy! Yeah man- between Pap smears and squishing our boobs for breast cancer exams- man we go THROUGH it!🤣😩😅

[@joanneaugust6611]

The cognitive distortion meme reminds me of this terrible joke: "My girlfriend left me because I'm too insecure and anxious... - Never mind, she just came back from the kitchen."

[@pavithramc956]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bigul_siwach]

🤣

[@crowdemon_archives]

Why does it remind me of how puppies sometimes react to their owners disappearing into a room lol

[@ami_jaay]

Fudge i think i have this 😬

[@pinkharth860]

"My girlfriend broke up with me because of how mysterious I was. Or did she?"

[@eking3983]

Now we all know that Dr. Mike has no Irish genes after insulting the potato like that.

[@mysticfire473]

I have ate many potatoes just peeled & add salt. Eat it just like an apple

[@agc2801]

Yep, came here offended for my fav carb.

[@Mchenrjld]

Maybe he prefers vodka....JK

[@sebastianfinn5155]

Me watching that clip who will maybe die from the salt of all the fries that I’ve eaten

[@cassidythecat]

Even if I didn't have Irish genes I'd love potrzebuję Edit: POTATOES, I've been taking polish lessons since I also have ancestors from Poland and my keyboard has been autocorrecting everything to polish

[@nightwing3618]

I love Sam's commentary in the background, especially when he is dying laughing at Mike's cluelessness.

[@aamu3]

yes😂

[@darkangel_1978]

I think my favorite one that is a little medical related is: "I accidentally plugged my symptoms into IMDB, and apparently I have Gary Busey." I still laugh over it.

[@lkf8799]

I wonder if they got that from Parks and Rec. Chris Pratt's character searches Amy Pohler's character's flu symptoms and tells her that Google says she may be experiencing network connectivity issues 😂 He improvised it and the creator of the show says how proud and angry he is because it's such a great line and he didn't write it.

[@achaka8947]

Mike: Laughs a bit at the joke then starts to medically explain why the meme is accurate or not

[@Wolfnotsheep1]

Yeah I don't think this is how a doctor should behave

[@wagwan6617]

@@Wolfnotsheep1 you really don’t like Dr.Mike

[@linzilooloo7669]

@@wagwan6617 He told people to jab their children, those some of those children now have blood clots and or inflamed organs, and it appears to be chronic! Supporting this punk is wrong and you should wake up!

[@russell7516]

A true doctor

[@khalilahd.]

Lmfao best part

[@katyalumi]

as a female, the way you were talking about the speculum made my nervous system curl in on itself

[@sillykitti_]

same

[@graysonrogers-barnes6302]

It made my blood feel like it turned to stone.

[@arthurkortekaas7357]

even as a guy i cringed hard.

[@AmazingMelodiesYouTube]

😖

[@LordFarquad-_-]

Right we already have periods but now I must worry about a doctor accidentally manually starting a period 😀👍

[@catharinetarquinio6614]

With the speculum, I thank my gynecologist EVERY SINGLE TIME I see her, because she's knowledgeable and careful enough to have never pinched me. I hear horror stories all the time and I just feel so goddamn lucky, lol.

[@2010shorte]

Hi Dr Mike! The handwriting on that script to us Pharmacy folk is very suspicious because doctors are notorious for poor handwriting. Anytime we get a well written script, its a definite “call the office and make sure its real” moment

[@louiserodrigues2069]

lol 😅😅 I can imagine this happening

[@marcusc9931]

Some people say that smart people have bad handwriting because their hand can't keep up with their brain.

[@sophiaramirez8364]

Pharm Tech here! When I see a script with legible handwriting like that, I always pass it around to my coworkers to admire. It doesn’t happen that often. While it’s true that a nicely written script like that is a potential red flag, that script was only for Tylenol and an antibiotic. Not something we usually fuss about too much. Now, the guy who called in a fake promethazine script on the other hand…

[@larryoflegends]

2 things that never get old 1:dark humour 2:unvaccinated kids

[@killit2473]

Two birds one stone, damn!

[@feraltaco4783]

I'm going to Hell. I can't stop laughing. 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@andriealinsangao613]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@user-ln7ub7ed1f]

How does this not have more likes?

[@12thDecember]

😅

[@puglover7985]

"Can you imagine how much that hurts" YES I CAN. I FOR SURE CAN. I LITERALLY CRIED!

[@Kilathasaurus]

for a sudden the period pains felt like nothing compared to *that*

[@rufavulpes]

That sounds terrible. Hell, even my male friend agrees.

[@hamzasultan96]

@@rufavulpes If you've seen it, it doesn't take much to imagine the pain it would feel. Plus, we've all bit the inside of our mouths at some point, just imagine that but on the inside of your pelvis.

[@deadaid528]

@@hamzasultan96 i can only think of something going inside your urethral opening/urethra and pinching it

[@val_thezesty]

My soul left my body hearing that 💀

[@allimac4]

The last part physically hurt me! The last time I had vaginal exam, my MALE doctor said to me 'now just relax, and imagine I look good' AND when he was done, he did the thing where he pinched me on the inside 😬 Never again, thank you!!

[@acelovesdiyschristopher7023]

That's so gross! Imagine I look good 🤢🤮

[@MsDemonBunny]

The camera man at the end there reacting and then adding "God bless you, ladies". ❤ I like a human with empathy. First rate.

[@cubbance]

Me: I really like Doctor Mike. He's entertaining and informative and... Dr.Mike: Fries are no good Me:...also dead to me.

[@silviatonapetian6932]

That’s how I felt when he disgraced potatoes like that. He’s banished.

[@Kartoffelkamm]

I think he said to always get a second opinion, so yeah. And my opinion is that fries are nice.

[@BananaDynastyX]

@BDWriter Funny enough potatoes are very nutrient rich, while tasting better than most other vegetables. While they are comparatively high in calories, they're also very filling.

[@DeeFightingDreamer]

literally me (also in an older video he pointed out how bacon is bad for you and like I KNOW THAT BUT HOW DARE YOU)

[@esmirahuric6221]

🤣

[@jordanc2019]

Sam becoming progressively more vocally participatory in these videos makes me happy - keep including more of his comments please!

[@mili4725]

Absolutely!! I love his little commentaries

[@Kriddle1229]

@@Little_Talks shut up.

[@danielle8587]

Yes we love Sam

[@lauralaugle2783]

"Can you imagine how much that hurts?" Most of us do not have to imagine.

[@flamingo0123]

One time, a gynocologist lady went to close the speculum a little before removing it and it suddenly slammed shut and she screamed and jumped back because it startled her lol. Just felt like sharing that I have a strong but apparently scary vag. Om nom nom.

[@cc_2007]

as a girl, the thought of the last thing happening with the speculum sounds like the equivalent of sticking a tooth pick under ur toe nail and kicking a wall

[@hanban7]

nooo that visual is awful too D: agh I hate it XD

[@secondace9495]

thanks now i have to deal with two painfull visuals

[@rqertip]

oh my god no

[@jennymunday7913]

I've been pinched before by one of those and uh, I mean you're not far off.

[@rosemata7127]

😂😂

[@kitty667]

That was a most amazing quote: “I didn’t even have to look it up! My brain just worked!”

[@TheGong00zler]

YESS lmao

[@lkf8799]

Me on Trivia night knowing who wrote The Crucible, who sings Sugar, Sugar, and identifying a capybara by photo 😃 Hell Yeah!

[@gracewest3156]

I'm due my first smear test soon for thank you for that last bit, can't wait now

[@tinysounds1984]

I love when his friend needs to point out what the joke is so that he gets it! :D

[@sweetlorikeet]

"Do you eat salty bread?" Well, yeah. Breadsticks and stuff... salt + fat + carbs = bliss.

[@HarleyWithJoker]

seems legit

[@kellynolen498]

im mean addsome herbs and garlic bread anyone plus potato is ambrosia mash potatos is just potato salt and butter

[@Scout580]

Now that, that's facts

[@BiteSizedCrafter]

“Give him a headache now. Don’t waste the medicine.” I lost it at 4:03 am to that one. 😂

[@sssophie9292]

I don't get that one 🙈

[@Pizzacheese10]

@@sssophie9292 paracetamol is a pill for when you have a headache

[@MarsJenkar]

@@sssophie9292 Paracetamol is the generic term in the UK for Tylenol. (US generic term is acetaminophen.)

[@sssophie9292]

@@MarsJenkar ta, so we have the acetam in common then

[@jessicapeyton5444]

SAME HERE I was thinking my humor was broken

[@bayleemitchell3018]

"God bless you ladies" Thank you🥺💜😅

[@patiethompson]

I love the person in the background at the end saying "God bless you ladies"

[@DimiDzi]

a man walked into the doctor's office and said: doc I'm really grateful for your prescription, my wife said I haven't been so energetic in the bed before and the doctor said: thank the pharmacist who deciphered it, I haven't written anything I just tested my pen if it works

[@eloisepharmacist]

Pharmacist here 🤣🤣🤣

[@eugelopez3383]

@@eloisepharmacist y'all are hidden heros, we'd be dead without your magical sight hahahahh

[@gabbyireland215]

This is hilarious

[@Kelly-ip9nf]

I felt my soul shrivel at the prospect of the speculum doing the unthinkable. Luckily never had that sort of speculum nightmare happen to me but thanks a lot for bringing that thought into my head 😌

[@blueshoes5145]

Yet.... lol you may have to in the future. I don't know about you...But in our country they tell women to get pap smears if they are over a certain age. Pap smears detect cervical cancers. Which is treatable but kills many women. So it's better to do it. Although ..it can be painful.

[@hanban7]

it was def not fun for me! It was uncomfortable and painful. (I don't use tampons so I'm not used to stuff up there haha) I didn't want to do it, but I figured why keep waiting and just get it over with? But oof its freaking sensitive down there and I cringe at the thought of the doctor accidently pinching down there D:

[@Elementianhero22]

@@blueshoes5145 Even when they use the tiniest speculum possible, it hurts like HELL if its your first Pap smear.

[@boxcatt5021]

Time stamp?

[@gidget_]

Lucky. I have and it was very painful. She was a new Dr. I told them I would never see her again. Got my old Dr back thank goodness.

[@mangaanimefan3089]

6:09 It's alright, Dr. Mike. I don't blame you. Clearly your taste buds have died if you don't understand the deliciousness that is hot, crispy salty fries or fresh, warm pretzels, for that matter. And for that you have my sympathy. 😔😝

[@SugarandSarcasm]

Breadsticks… and garlic butter… 🤤

[@Lisa_The_Norwegian]

I felt the car one. I have fibromyalgia and whenever my doc asks me, “how are you doing?” I usually respond with, “we only have ten minutes, let’s not go into that”. Because honestly the list is so long and none of us has the time or energy to care about it, we deal with the biggest problem atm and move on 😂😂😂

[@livin4thelamb499]

"God bless you, ladies" Me having just given birth and am still recovering: "Thank you." 😭

[@amx1757]

congrats and good luck

[@brittanydebuhr4177]

Congrats lean as far forward as you can to pee. NO ONE told me that after my first delivery . I went pee like normal and screamed so loud. I hope you and baby are doing well. Take lots of videos and pics. They really do grow up way too fast xD

[@abby-girly1652]

9:05 THAT “there you go!” WAS THE CUTEST THING IVE EVER SEEN!!! MIKE YOURE GETTING BETTER 😁😁😁

[@Qveenshxt]

That was my only thought. Mike’s getting quick with it now!

[@sleeplessmax]

The "can you imagine how much that hurts" is the kind of sentiment so many dudes and people in general needa do more

[@ricochet0928]

"Can you imagine how much that would hurt?" Yes, I can. I'm imagining it right now in fact, and i really wish i could stop :)

[@heatherduke7703]

Yah, like new fear unlocked… I guess I’ve been lucky so far with all my pap smears 😱

[@Pablo360able]

Dr Mike: “That’s not batman-” Me: “Oh, cool, I’m gonna learn something about EKGs and how the heart-” Dr Mike: “t h a t s t h e d e a t h r e a p e r” Me: “…ok”

[@foodofthegods]

*COMINGFORYOURCARDIACMUSCLE*

[@kweenkitten6207]

When Dr Mike finally makes a joke instead give a fact

[@iminavegetativestatestudio1730]

Almond milk, like most plant milks, are created by soaking whole "raw" almonds in water for a few hours. Then the skin is peeled, and then the almonds are blended with water. Afterwards, the almond milk is strained in order to remove the almond curd. What you are left with is almond milk and almond curd (basically wet ground up almond bits, which could probably be used to make almond butter.

[@CharleneCTX]

In the Middle Ages the leftover bits of almond were used to make faux eggs for Lent.

[@reasonstoeatcheese9039]

That sounds really gross now lmao

[@omranhamed1272]

Now that the almonds are milkable and are raw I'm wating for someone to discover medium rare almonds

[@cynthiakarkeys]

@@reasonstoeatcheese9039 I find it kind of funny that your screen name is what it is and that you find the process of making almond milk gross.

[@mastershooter64]

@@reasonstoeatcheese9039 You think that's gross? wait till you find out how human milk is made.... They literally do the same process but with humans, grind them up, blend them with water and drain out the human milk....yea I visited a human milk factory one day, it's gross af...

[@misstigerrose]

Sam and Dr. Mike just talking is so funny to me. It's always a fun little treat to hear them joke around

[@kitsuinarinightshade4474]

For the last one...I was actually pinched during one while I am currently pregnant...I swear to God they heard my scream from halfway across the hospital and my fiancee who was outside the hospital with our emotional support dogs actually ran in and grabbed me in a hug hearing me scream....

[@justnothing4748]

"God bless you ladies” That was sweet

[@EmilyKira]

"Do you eat salty bread?" Yes, at sporting events, I love to get salty bread in the shape of a pretzel with mustard.

[@IceMetalPunk]

I mean.... you're not wrong at all, though 😂 And now I'm hungry... and wish the hard pretzels in my kitchen were a big, soft one hot from the oven...

[@michaelz.7140]

@@IceMetalPunk mustard? weird ! I like it with butter

[@animeloveer97]

@@michaelz.7140 I always thought your supposed to have cheese with pretzels idk

[@IceMetalPunk]

@@michaelz.7140 Yeah, I don't like mustard, either. I eat my soft pretzels either plain or with cheese.

[@michaelz.7140]

@@IceMetalPunk a typical children`s dish too... Fresh from the bakery ... Can I get a Bretzel?

[@taebias]

"God bless you, ladies" in the background. 💚 Thank you!! Haha. The speculum bit made me cringe and cross my legs.

[@planetno.6]

7:59 "the bleeding's internal, that's where the blood's supposed to be!"

[@SoniasWay]

I love how cute his reactions are. Doctor mike knows how to increase our seretonin

[@linzilooloo7669]

He knows how to sell out and push experimental poison in children too, perhaps that's a dark shadow on this POS?

[@khalilahd.]

He’s the best 💛

[@creationsmarko]

He is spreading so much positivity!

[@Madnessmakes]

He sure does!!!😊

[@Reckyyy.]

Hes pretty cute too

[@colleenhartigan2019]

Last year I had multiple docs tell me my sudden inability to eat/drink and abdominal pain was cyclic vomiting syndrome (which I had had for over 15 years) despite me saying it definitely wasn't. Took months and lots of tpn and malnutrition for a doc to check my (someone with a history of gallstones) gall bladder. Turns out my gallbladder wasn't functioning. Like was 100% blocked. Seriously appreciate the honesty of just "Hey I don't know, but we will keep trying" instead of writing it off. Thank you for being that type of doc

[@dietotaku]

oh man when i got gallstones i couldn't eat anything but PBJ & lemonade for 2 months. the first thing the dr did was a full blood panel and supposedly my gallbladder was functioning normally, but after running through several other options she finally said "let's get you an ultrasound just to make EXTRA SUPER SURE it's not your gallbladder" and boom there it was. when they took it out it looked like a sack of marbles, that's how full of stones it was. she had no idea how i was getting any function out of it at all.

[@colleenhartigan2019]

@@dietotaku first, I am glad they got to the bottom of it. No reason that you should hav4 had to suffer so long. But, Yeah they tend to write things off easily. By the time they did a test for my gallbladder, I had lost 80lbs in less than three months, had been on IV nutrition 5+ times and was loosing clumps of hair. Took them 2 more months for them to do the surgery because (and this is an actual quote from doctors who had been told I was admitted repeatedly over low potassium, magnesium, and the inability to eat or drink) "If it is that, it might fix itself. Plus, I mean, she could be faking it. She did just loose her mom and brother, she might want attention." I heard two docs and my nurse right outside my open door, using my name. All after they did a test to prove it wasn't working. End point: for godsake listen to your patients.

[@txlivin7819]

Oh that pain is so bad! I would have had them taken out by a real doctor and put them in his cereal.

[@txlivin7819]

​@@colleenhartigan2019 Oh my God. Call the risk manager of the hospital and tell him what happened. I would have gotten on the floor and drug myself to that A hole Dr. and nurses and hit them repeatedly with my IV pole.

[@colleenhartigan2019]

@@txlivin7819 🤣!! If only that had been an option!

[@youknowwhereyouare2175]

“That’s the death reaper coming for your cardiac muscle 😄” The way he said it so positively tho💀

[@katiemccausland2586]

The bit about the speculum made me automatically cross my legs. 😂

[@AshTooAsh]

"There's something about a fry that's boring to me...." - And I took that personally.

[@danielleking262]

I got a bit insulted too, lol FRIES ARE DELICIOUS, DAMMIT

[@abysswalker3357]

gotta agree with the doc on this one fries are the most boring food i can think of and the most overrated !

[@danielleking262]

@@abysswalker3357 Not to be mean, but I really feel like saying you must be a lame person if you think FRIES are boring, lol

[@ponggaaa4854]

'Why would you eat salty bread?' Oh Mike, it's so much more than that. So much more.

[@kindlin]

@@danielleking262 I'd say potatoes, in general, are high on the boring list, if you don't spice them up the right way. Well-cooked fries: amazing; badly cooked fries: terrible. Bland and soggy mashed potatoes: terrible; with sour cream and chives and real gravy: amazing. Fries do have to be close to the most boring, maybe only a pile of soggy pasta beating them out on the boring-ometer.

[@AxeloftheKey]

"Would you eat salty bread?" YES IT'S DELICIOUS. There's a bakery in my city that makes great salty bread. It's my legit addiction.

[@time2livelife]

Yes, pretzel bread is amazing

[@aprilhansen2527]

Why the F.

[@blondiebillionairelol]

@@aprilhansen2527 everybody has their differences.

[@RabblesTheBinx]

I mean, that's literally what a pretzel is, just bread with salt on it. It's also how challah is typically eaten, we just dip the bread in salt

[@CrazyAuna94]

Doesn't even have to be salty! When you get a nice bread that smells good with the yeasty smell that's slightly sweet, even just some butter or by itself. Now I'm hungry for bread

[@rheaceleste2091]

“Can you imagine how much that hurts?” With the BIGGEST ear to ear smile I’ve ever seen 😏 haha

[@uditghosh2093]

Dr. Mike: Don't do anything that will seriously injure yourself! Also Dr. Mike: Trains for boxing

[@ravynedrake8527]

I was surprised to find out that the speculum has different sizes. All that time I thought I was being "weak" when it actually fell to the doctor to trying a smaller size. .... I hate that there are doctors out there (luckily not Mike) who don't listen to the patient when we say "That hurts." and the doctors go "It's fine, stop being a wimp." Nothing sucks more than the feeling of being violated by the one person you go to for medical treatment. I actually reported one of the medical students for how rough she was during the pap.

[@JuneCreat.r]

@@Little_Talks bro enough.

[@JuneCreat.r]

I don’t think my family has ever had a doctor that listened to any of them besides 2. My family has horrible luck with doctors and when we do find good ones, they end up moving. :(

[@hoperamirez8184]

Even worse when they do say "tell me if it hurts", u tell them it hurts, and proceed to ignore u.

[@UnprofessionalProfessor]

@@hoperamirez8184 DOCTOR: Tell me when it hurts. YOU: Ow! It hurts. DOCTOR: Hawt... **Expands it more** Seriously, though; I may sound paranoid for saying it, but when things like that happen (doctors intentionally causing unnecessary pain, teachers disallowing bathroom usage, etc.) I'm always inclined to believe it's some sick kind of latent fetish.

[@anonomas6126]

Or your in labor and the doctor tells you "you're acting like a two year old who thinks they know what they want." No it's my body and my baby take your hands off me right now.

[@-Raylight]

Love how Dr. Mike schooled us and explaining the medical joke. We can get smarter this way 😂 That chicken stuffer at the end lol

[@jakepullman4914]

I mean.. it work work pretty well, probably. Hopefully bought it new not used.

[@bruhinthebruhwiththebruh1370]

@@jakepullman4914 extra flavour

[@angelocarantino4803]

@@bruhinthebruhwiththebruh1370 lmao got that aquatic taste 😅

[@shainaannx17]

Dr Mike: Can you imagine how much that hurts? Every female - yes we can. 😂🥴

[@lazymofos4865]

6:50 Yeah dont call the FBI, thats letting them off too easy... Call Perogi!

[@thestraydog]

Every time someone mentions a speculum, I observe a moment of silence for all those who have to endure that medieval torture device...

[@TheCimbrianBull]

A coworker of mine likes when his girlfriend uses one on him. And he even sent me a picture of it. I could have lived just fine without that!

[@joeyouyang]

@@TheCimbrianBull what in the hell

[@claire2088]

If it makes you feel any better they're uncomfortable but not (usually) painful, it's when they start poking that it hurts 🤣🤣

[@-Ghostess]

@@claire2088 Except when the gyn is one of those jerks that opens an extra click or two

[@aneeveewhohasinternet1871]

@@TheCimbrianBull they sent you a WHAT?!

[@bellasmith7015]

I love how Dr. Mike takes EVERY opportunity to mention that he's doing boxing, it is adorable

[@michaelcoronado6126]

I really love Dan commentating on some of these, especially the last one. The voice of the people right in the video.

[@tannertanner8769]

Speculum, pap smear, biopsy and a student doctor. I had something similar happen. I have a high tolerance for pain, I guess. I was thinking jeez that hurt, glad it's over. The Dr. And student Dr left so I could get myself together and when I stood from the exam table (a little step hop down because I'm short) my legs folded under my weight and suddenly I was sitting on the floor beside a chair. Sat quietly for a couple of minutes, tested whether I was going to be able to stand, got dressed and got TF outta there. I guess you should really tell your doctor when these things happen but I was afraid they may want to go in for another look. I think this is why there's a 2 year wait between PAP smears. The patient can hopefully forget the specifics over the intervening 2 years and force themselves back for another ... session.

[@mlapointej]

Dr Mike: "Do you eat salty bread?" Me who eats pretzels 🙇‍♀️

[@jayhill2193]

based

[@Honukura]

Me who was actively eating french fries when he asked that 👀

[@amboozla8924]

My favorite part of these is Sam dying laughing and having to explain to Dr Mike. Also-I loved his comment “God Bless you ladies” 🥰

[@tabitham7235]

"God bless you ladies" 😭😭 rip for real though ... ouch

[@Alejaccx]

Love the sassy subtitles every now and then around what dr. Mike says, lmao. I live for those.

[@cbpd89]

OMG I think that speculum thing has happened to me before!! The doctor looked at me like I was crazy because I screamed and spent the rest of the exam fighting back tears. She was like "this shouldn't hurt" yeah, IT SHOULDN'T.

[@danielleking262]

omg yeah I think it may have happened to me a long time ago. It just always feels like this awkward pressure and then YOWCHIES when they pry it open, ugh!!!

[@yeti25934]

On the WebMb thing: Technically, everyone dies eventually, so if they tell everyone they're going to die, they're always right...

[@jmugurr994]

And since everyone is about to die, what do you need money for? Spend it on the advertisers!

[@iggyiggster2491]

I love that you know about cognitive distortions!! (I’m a therapist, hoping for more and more doctors to understand more mental health)

[@shesgoneforeverlife]

I absolutely love Dr.Mikes sense of humour. I wanted to be a doctor so bad but fate had other plans. I love human anatomy and love these jokes!!!

[@JoJo-fj7yi]

It’s so true about doctors finding stuff to blame things on… I went to the hospital because my heart rate was going crazy every time I stood up, and they said I was having an anxiety attack, I told them I do not have anxiety and am fine but they didn’t believe me. Next day they called and apologized and said I had pneumonia, they missed it in the X-ray the day before 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@rosemorris7912]

At least they didn't throw the ol' idiopathic excuse at you.

[@Wolverines77]

Well, as someone who has had pnuemonia 5 times in his life, how in the "F" did you not know you were even half sick enough to have pneumonia... jesus

[@JoJo-fj7yi]

@@Wolverines77 I have had it twice now since then, and it’s the same every time. If I’m sitting or laying down I feel fine, literally no cough or anything, it’s just when I stand or walk my heart races, I feel like I’m going to pass out and I can’t breathe. Maybe it’s because I’m a runner and pneumonia affects me different idk, but after they give me the antibiotic I cough a lot of course.

[@dawnvalarie8104]

Comment of the year... "God bless you ladies!" Thank you! I had a very nervous intern, enough said. Love the videos!

[@allpurposedude3703]

7:22 *Doctor mike starts scratching his chest* The whole internet: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH DM BE SUS

[@joejefferson6961]

That literally happened to me before where the clamped the speculum too fast and completely caught parts of my parts. Now whenever I have to get an exam I can't relax. Which is both frustrating for me having been traumatized and the examiner who's trying to do their job!

[@The_Keeper]

0:27 Almond "milk" is made by blending almonds as fine as you can in water. Then you let is soak for some time, and then you strain it through a cheese cloth. And, maybe give the dregs a good squeeze at the end to get the maximum amount of taste through.

[@rosemorris7912]

aka juice

[@The_Keeper]

Yup. Which is why I put milk in quotation marks.

[@haileyquinnzel]

Next question: is the cloth made of cheese

[@LiveMan.]

@@haileyquinnzel alternative question, is the cheese made of cloth

[@haileyquinnzel]

@@LiveMan. hypothesis: woven string cheese?

[@rose.sonofchi]

it’s a good day when Doctor Mike uploads a meme video.

[@Magmabbx]

True

[@alexander_yoko]

It's always a good day when he uploads!

[@brielledailey9572]

Heck YEAH

[@justsomeguywithoutamustach4132]

It’s always good to play gorilla tag with someone you up?

[@Wolfnotsheep1]

Actually it's a good day when he doesn't make a video🤣

[@Amanda-zq5vo]

I'm quite literally eating french fries while you're talking down to them sir they are delicious LOL by the way I love your videos try not to miss them

[@sannevandenheuvel5635]

I got flashbacks at the end of this video. When my second IUD was placed last year the pain was so bad that I passed out 15 minutes after it had been put in.

[@mehaw4745]

my aunt had a hilarious doctor visit the other week... the doctor literally said that she was getting numb hands/feet because she wasn't married and had no husband. A certified doctor at a legit clinic had said that-

[@danielleking262]

what the ever-loving fuq....

[@bendover7841]

the doctor was hitting on her

[@safs3098]

The doctor was shooting his shot

[@Jay_0605]

Lmaoooo

[@unslaadkrosis9435]

Wait he may have a point, okay hear me out; your auntie could be suffering from some heart problems hence the numbness and when you get a husband you do some naughties with him and naughties can count as cardio workout which increases your blood pressure and elevates your heart beat. I'm just kidding sue the doctor

[@amandadadesky5192]

I love how much Dr. Mike's pun-radar has improved over the years! Well done, sir. 😊

[@omgitzpaige2013]

1:10 jokes on them, ive been randomly pinching a nerve turning my neck extremely painfully since i was like 4

[@ponggaaa4854]

*Dr Mike:* If there is even a slightly faint line, the test is positive. *Also Dr Mike looking at a test with two lines:* How do they know it's positive?!

[@estera4176]

I don't know what was on his mind but I was thinking: can you know the next day?

[@debymello4756]

@@estera4176 i think it was covid test

[@paxielle]

It kinda blew my mind he read paracetamol slowly, it's like a very common drug here in india and also europe Edit: looked it up, the international system chose to call it paracetamol and then US, Canada and Japan calls it acetaminophen. Idk what's the reason for it but both names are derived from the chemical name...

[@bolinhodebatata3907]

Yeah, same here in brazil

[@Fanney47]

I think it's called Panodil here in Iceland but yeah lol

[@yasmin7903]

In the US it's called tylenol, I guess that's why.

[@babablacksheep3950]

In US it is known as Acetaminophen with the most well known brand Tylenol.

[@cmaxz817]

Indonesian would just call the brand out, panadol. 😂. But yeah, most Asian would call it paracetamol.

[@nasiampadeka4606]

I really like the way he pushes the commercial inside the video. It is separated but at the same time blends with the whole video. I am always annoyed by commercials, mostly at the middle of a video, but not with Doctor Mike's commercials, I'm impressed every time

[@nicolemenzies8438]

Lit AF! 💀☠️💀 That speculum info will be in my nightmares tonight.

[@tashachantal5711]

I found the 'pregnancy test being confused for a covid test' (and vice versa) memes (not "me me's" for the record) starting at 3:11 particularly funny because I've actually had that experience, back in January, I posted a snap of a NEGATIVE covid rapid test captioned "oh yeah, negative baby" and I got at least 3 snaps like "you're pregnant??" lol people amaze me *eye-roll*

[@DarthZ01]

like duh, it was negative so obviously you weren't pregnant

[@sarahneuren7057]

If people actually look at the at home test they literally say COVID-19 on them!

[@ashimaahlawat6791]

hiya i'd love for you to react to a book called 'this is going to hurt' written by a former junior doctor working in the NHS. it contains excerpts from his diary entries during his training which are mostly hilarious (and sometimes saddening). it beautifully incorporates medical knowledge along with the ups and downs of being a doctor and obviously funny stories! edit - also a show now!

[@Fazzofazzolettiletti]

I'm pretty sure he mentioned that book in one of his previous videos and said that it's hilarious. I can't remember, though, which video that was.

[@AntiDDLG]

The show is great too

[@khalilahd.]

Sounds good! I hope he reacts too

[@ashimaahlawat6791]

@@AntiDDLG just started it!

[@JK-uk3ih]

Do you think it'd be helpful to an incoming med student?

[@NMages20]

at 5:30 i looked up "small white things on gums in mouth", honest to god, WebMD said i had mouth cancer. turns out, it was excess toothpaste since i dont rinse after brushing my teeth. The more you know

[@erinsolomon7774]

Has anyone ever told you @Doctor Mike, if you dyed your hair blonde, you'd look exactly like Josh Dallas from Once Upon a Time?

[@wissallioui7481]

and here I was for a couple of years wondering who he reminded me of Thank you XD

[@joeyouyang]

respect to all the ladies who needs to endure the speculum im also about to start my OBGYN rotation so wish me luck

[@rosemorris7912]

Wishing you good luck and a smooth rotation, Dr. Ouyang. The fact that you already know how mentally and emotionally stressful and bloody uncomfortable it is for women/girls (and will be for you on some levels, at least for a while, I imagine) already puts you ahead of the game as far as we women are concerned.

[@m_d1905]

Wash your hands in warm water, don't leave those hands cold.

[@Ethan-uf8tk]

What do you call a dinosaur that sleeps a SnoozAsour

[@byuftbl]

Best part: “I didn’t even have to look it up. My brain just worked!” 😂😂 Sounds like something I would say lol

[@skoopdewoop]

0:29 almost spot on! you do squeeze the almonds, but first you gotta soak em for a couple hours, blend them, and put em in a pourous sack or put it in a bag and put the liquid through a tight seive/strainer

[@13niharika98]

That 8:09 proclamation of "I didn't had to look it up, my brain worked" is too reletable. Like how at 23, my memory is so bad as compared to me as a teen.

[@ThatRandomToaster]

We always laughed that the reason we had two dogs when I was a kid was because our emotional support dog needed an emotional support dog for having to put up with us 😂 they weren’t actually emotional support animals but yeah.

[@IceMetalPunk]

Meanwhile, I'd be like, "This is my emotional support dog, and these ten are his emotional support mosh puppy pit... they're necessary, trust me."

[@Buzzzy-bee]

Can emotional support animals actually get depressed?

[@LoreCatan]

@@Buzzzy-bee Dogs and other animals can get depressed sure, but as long as the owner gives them a proper diet and exercise, as well as play time, they should be golden. Animals don't experience emotions like we do, they don't have to worry about money or education or their next meal so they don't get depressed really.

[@ThatRandomToaster]

@@Buzzzy-bee Idk

[@ThatRandomToaster]

@@Buzzzy-bee Not if they’re treated well but obviously it was a joke :)

[@kendallbeckloff3110]

10:24: Thank you, Sam! You're such a kind soul! :)

[@beryl.pretorius]

LMAO THE END 🤣😂😂😂 bless you precious humans

[@izzyrowand3101]

THAT LAST PART MADE ME CRY

[@TitanDraugen]

I love it when Dr.Mike and his cameraman talk during the videos. Their interactions are quite genuine!^^

[@khalilahd.]

It’s your little laugh to education ratio that always makes me come back to these reaction videos 😂😂🧡

[@orangedoggy]

3:37 I honestly think national parks and forests are underrated because it’s nice for your body to hike and it’s a nice looking view to look at

[@pickledlobstermeep]

“Why would you eat a salty potato” *Shakes violently and angrily in slovenian*

[@19billdong96]

6:56 give the editor three free chest compressions for the funniest sh*t I’ve seen all day