Safety at Work is Important

[@quickfury6901]

Remember at Tiny Desk Corporation: Safety is a number 2 priority, everyone's first and foremost priority is to YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE at least once a day.

[@YourWaterDispenser]

* looks at time * ah shucks I'm late *WELP THE DAY IS NOT YET OVER* YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@quickfury6901]

@@YourWaterDispenser YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@trainfan-ks5hk]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@ravagedach8213]

wheres the yeeeeeeeeeee in this video 😢?

[@buffsniper]

*explosions

[@Mpkki]

"Never forget: the machine is more powerful." That's just good advice when working with any industrial grade machinery.

[@dimitar4y]

nowadays even a 18v handheld drill is powerful enough to turn all your armbones into mush, so. They come with a secondary handle for a reason

[@tsunertoo9149]

YEah I was going to come here and say "Actually that one is guinuinely great advice. Don't underestimate the machine, the machine can most likely turn most of you into gelatine"

[@dimitar4y]

@@tsunertoo9149 I've seen "the videos" of people getting caught in a lathe. People really lack the ability to imagine yourself suddenly die because touch. It's so fast you can't even see or feel it.

[@zombieranger3410]

The strength and certainty of steel

[@cyan_wings5420]

The machine does not discriminate .... Usually

[@ztp3631]

Jeremey is such a good example, give that man a raise!

[@jamesverner9132]

Of course ' proceeds to raise the level of acidic pools to DANGEROUS levels

[@eisgnom7383]

you mean raise from the grave?

[@MisterPrawn]

I knew a Spy main who tried to infiltrate Tiny Desk Corporation once. He's now being served at the bread bakery.

[@patrik9328]

I work at that bakery

[@darthbiz2095]

Ok, but Spy's leg getting turned into a baguette and eaten while he can still feel it is a new level of messed up

[@theadministrator6]

Well yes, you see. When one of your arms or legs get detached, you can feel the pain. Of course, you can't feel the pain of them eating or something, but the pain of your arms being detached is the reason why Spy is screaming.

[@lorenzocassaro3054]

Didn't you read the sign? "Trespassers will be *violated!"*

[@krunken_isok]

So basically, an already edible limb gets turned into an even tastier edible limb. Gotcha.

[@CHADCONTEXT]

Average French anatomy

[@pajamapantsjack]

I remember when one of my coworkers tried talking to a sniper at work. It was like he became the wallpaper

[@teaoftraffic]

sucks to be him i guess also did you report on the tiny civilization in the private break room yet?

[@ethan-not-a-pastafarian]

I thought we agreed you’d do it, man

[@teaoftraffic]

@@ethan-not-a-pastafarian i had to attend the scout ritual

[@yuriiarama9578]

Since you are already sending reports: there are 2 box spies at the weapons department storage. Please send this fast before they learn how to shoot a gun.

[@SnobbyBird_]

@@teaoftraffic Spyforce security officer here. Have you tried politely asking them to leave? I don’t want to go in

[@fuzzemfuzzy7385]

"It costs 400,000 dollars to insure this company...for TWELVE SECONDS."

[@dimitar4y]

underrated

[@Thornskade]

@@dimitar4y It's gonna get rated

[@dimitar4y]

​@@Thornskade The insurance of this company runs like the bots. IT RUNS ON BURNING MONEY!

[@Simboiss]

This means the company's annual insurance cost is over 1 trillion dollars... 1,051,200,000,000 to be exact...

[@dimitar4y]

@@Simboiss so that's where US is throwing all that moeny to

[@lordofuselessness3654]

“Safety at work is important” proceeds to get domed by a Tiger Tank

[@wilsonweiseng6485]

but it's ok because he's wearing a helmet and he's fine

[@Cloud-zb8lw]

I’m debating if I should keep eating baguette.

[@thediam0nddrag0n78]

If you're not at work, you may eat it

[@bobconer5240]

Never waste food

[@strelitziathekeyblader1657]

Or Spy Flesh in the form of a Baguette

[@pikminman13]

it's a metaphor because bread is pain or something

[@thediam0nddrag0n78]

@@pikminman13 it's not a metaphor. French people are just made of baguette

[@jorisneo2992]

Tiny Desk Civilisation? I hope Tiny Desk Corp will research it for Micro Desk Engineer.

[@TerminatorGundam300]

So that's why my room suddenly became Tiny Desk New York City after leaving my Tiny Desk Engineers alone Also the rest of my Tiny Desk Team are annexing other parts of my house

[@EnclaveSOC-102]

​@@TerminatorGundam300 Tiny Desk Nations.

[@TerminatorGundam300]

@@EnclaveSOC-102 Yes, and they're annexing different parts of my house and ready to nuke each other! Minus the TD Scouts, they never managed to make a nation. So how do I stop the Tiny Desk Nuclear War?!?!?!

[@glebstepkin2430]

The tiny desk engineer is actually made up of several smaller nano engineers. But not *too* many nano engineers - otherwise it would become a smaller than average, mid-sized desk engineer.

[@TerminatorGundam300]

@@EnclaveSOC-102 Yup! The Tiny Desk Heavies already turned my freezer into Tiny Desk Siberia and the Tiny Desk Soldiers turned my basement into Tiny Desk Super Earth

[@chokogamingduty4337]

Always Remember To Get Your Scout To Sacrifice Them In exchange Of Dispenser's Gentlemen.

[@ethan-not-a-pastafarian]

Ah, good old ARYSS: Always Remember Your Sacrificial Scout

[@nuschi550]

I hate that in game you can kill a scout to build a dispenser, so them sacrificing one for the greater good is just amazing

[@GreatNorthernUnofficialChannel]

Any of yall wanna play rock paper scissors to see who gets to visit the Ohglabaglab?

[@TerminatorGundam300]

TD Corporation HAS to make portable Scout Sacrificial Altars

[@nuschi550]

@@TerminatorGundam300 Tiny Desk Corporation now introducing! Tiny Desk Engineer, Big sacrifice edition. Watch as they get rid of all your local scout pests of all sizes.

[@thenewguyinred]

Sniper in canon: a calm and collected assassin who takes his job seriously. Sniper in Doctor Lalve: an unmoving unfeeling lovecraftian entity, that can destroy minds with a single saying of “apples”.

[@Ribbons0121R121]

apples

[@foxboy6145]

We don't question it

[@LegoMoviesSuck]

...and somehow the star in Heavy's movie "Applez".

[@capsulecat8569]

Apples

[@tornadomattie]

apples

[@TheRealKiRBEY]

2:08 i love the fact that the sign with trespassers will be violated is not there to warn them its just to show what the engies need to do

[@mike1564]

3:08 Finally The Big Desk Engineer!

[@mrerror8213]

"Don't forget to visit the oglaglaga" will now sit in my head rent free

[@DrCoomer_1]

Me? Oglaga.

[@DynoSkrimisher]

Man, don't you love it when you meet the Oglagablana? It always makes my day.

[@andybushi6418]

0:50 Damn, I just hate it when I’m driving while talking on my phone and I randomly experience cartoon physics

[@ethan-not-a-pastafarian]

Stop using the phone while driving, then. Oh, and don’t eat or pray, either

[@ahmadansari642]

😆 0:54

[@EnclaveSOC-102]

​@@ahmadansari642 that part is way too accurate with how drivers are today, especially in parking lots.

[@patrik9328]

Me too

[@Rimoru48]

1:05 "it is also common knowledge within our borders, that we don't interject with the Sniper. We don't question it" *Sniper staring into your soul* "Apples"

[@robbie_the_mastermind2176]

2:08 “Trespassers will be Violated” 2:14 the sign wasn’t lying.

[@EnclaveSOC-102]

0:54 is perfectly relatable when trying to find a space in a packed parking lot.

[@TheHippi420]

Jeremy should get promotion for being a such a hardworkin employeet

[@ethan-not-a-pastafarian]

1:23 That is the posture of an invincible man

[@NickFibonacciCristea]

Nanomachines, he was already hardened from “physical trauma” a long time ago.

[@Myxa-BEPTOLET]

a single employee is stronger than a force of gate guards

[@Max58183]

"Remember to always wear a hard hat at work!" _Gets eaten by monsters on multiple occasions throughout the day_

[@dakotastevens6568]

3:31 I always hate it when I end up on the moon after turning the wrong way at work after visiting the oglagaga

[@ShebbyYT]

3:25 is definitely the most important tip.

[@barrybend7189]

0:17 I love how when we see the Tiny desk corp building in hell it plays the Kotor 2 Darkside theme...... That plays at max volume whenever you do something evil.

[@verdura31]

2:20 ''pls remain calm'' *immidiatly shot himself*

[@dimitar4y]

can't be uncalm if you are eternal calm.

[@pacificgrim4661]

3:37 The Indian soap opera reference where the kid gets tossed off the cliff

[@javapua]

0:13 Yakuza 0 - Friday Night

[@zente3003]

0:23 BRING THE GUITARS GENTLEMEN

[@Revan13372]

you just aint doin it right!

[@rayoflight1920]

*cue The Story So Far - States And Minds *

[@Michael4201YT]

AIR GUITARS! Take it or leave it!

[@zente3003]

@@Michael4201YT Aye, that'll do

[@hunde2430]

*skips to the part where scout says cause I forgot what are the lines: Boooo!

[@capsulecat8569]

It's nice to see that Tiny Desk Corporation has good safety practices.

[@Myxa-BEPTOLET]

i love that fact a single employee is stronger than a force of gate guards

[@bendydevil8862]

Love how the zenomorph just kinda lives there yoinking anyone it can.

[@jozefgoralski1180]

1:12 THIS was an utterly amazing buildup to the „ÆPLZ” line!!! Hands down my favorite part.

[@GAMER-RANGER]

1:09 the god of apples

[@PONSUBS]

A P P L E

[@_sans_oo1824]

We need a playable map of the tiny desk corperation headquartes.

[@ethan-not-a-pastafarian]

YES

[@Cross31415]

I don't think we have the necessary RAM available outside of IBM HQ.

[@stupidusernamestaken]

Love the use of the Dead Rising 2 mall music

[@SirPembertonS.Crevalius]

Remember folks safety is merely a factor, not a requirement.

[@Jason_Something]

Look, everyone. It's Sir Pemberton, the vote fetishist

[@Raadicality]

And pain is just an illusion

[@Jestnarr]

Right. It is a factor of success. Requirements start with needs.

[@apollyonnoctis1291]

@@Jason_Something The black hole of logic that is Doctor Lalve's videos are incomplete without the mass of a fat pokemon Vore Fetishist in the comment section to achieve critical mass and turn into a singularity of retardation and insanity.

[@omeromreomer]

@@Jason_SomethingI was gonna tell the same thing lol

[@iceypumpkinhead]

This is legit the only lalve video I've seen with a character actually walking instead of madly flailing their limbs for mobility

[@anthonyriego659]

*Ah yes, Safety PSA to work in the best company on Earth*

[@Whiskey_Delta]

"I wonder why we lost" The teammates in question: 2:26

[@HarrisonSolie]

"i do believe-🔥🔥🔥"

[@rocketfacegod]

Okay -Fat spy

[@reknostarfox4690]

@@HarrisonSolie Okay.

[@MrVectorBoi]

"Recently, There has been a little mix up in the tiny desk engineers storage areas. Causing some Tiny Desk Engineers to escape containment. Now lingering around the facility. Should you get into contact with one of them? Report immediately before they start to construct a tiny civilization."

[@Whiskey_Delta]

@@MrVectorBoi "🚨🚨🚨🚨Ȁ̵͍͐A̷̪̖͓͎͛̓͛̈͝͝ͅr̷͎̓́͊̿̍̋Ŗ̸̭̤̮͇̈́R̷͕̔̆̍̋͜g̴͙̝̤͌͗͂H̴͔̙̲̰͛̈́̌̅͝H̸̠́̈͒̚H̸͈̋̀̾H̴̨̲̱͔̞̬̀͑͂̈́̂̑͝ͅ"

[@Jazkal-V420]

1:50 i do in fact, listen to scout sacrifice asmr to drown out the noises of sacrificing a scout.

[@GAMER-RANGER]

2:58 CEO would say "shut up"

[@christianwright7581]

I mean, he did tell him to shut up if you really think about it.

[@GAMER-RANGER]

0:23 the final hours of tiny desk corporation

[@GAMER-RANGER]

2:14 crazy hungry engineer be like:

[@upsetlink3877]

I got the reference immediately it from a certain KZbin with his own show Also take My like

[@nofuxgiven37]

​@@upsetlink3877Smiling Friends?

[@upsetlink3877]

@@nofuxgiven37 yes

[@Alexeygamer-b7n]

Spy: AAAAAAAAAA-

[@gir489returns2]

This makes me want to say a safe for work word.

[@jacksobhee9492]

" Have a very safe day. " . - Tiny Desk HEV Suit.

[@hermenthicclol1848]

3:42 i can feel his feelisng when the gun goes away from him

[@mapleflag6518]

Imagine if the weapons department was like the safest area of the building with the worst accidents only resulting in a few minor scrapes and/or bruises while also being stocked full of world-destroying weapons

[@fyrebrandmetal]

This hits hard, being someone who works at a factory 🤣🤣🤣

[@JohnLouviere-wz3qi]

How’s the tiny desk engineers Have they been behaving?

[@ACommonBee.]

1:35 ah yes, the safety googles

[@TristanIonizedBerri]

i love the fact that the workers where showing complete disregard for safety at the beginning

[@menacingpyro2005]

Working as a box spy incinerator is hard work. I hope I can get a raise

[@ethan-not-a-pastafarian]

You might get promoted to Box Toucher if you keep a good PMA

[@buffsniper]

You might get a promotion, And become a Jarate drinker (Don't question it)

[@menacingpyro2005]

@@buffsniper …if I get that as my offered promotion I’m just gonna deny it and ask for a raise instead

[@buffsniper]

@@menacingpyro2005 You Don't deny promotions at tiny desk corporation. *Loads shotgun* When you start at The wonderful Jarate sipping department tomorrow, you Will get 0,000001$ raise after 10 years of Jarate drinking. If you still deny our perfect And totally not unfair promotion, you Will Be sacrificed in The engineer Church of salvation next holiday at YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE of june.

[@slent5346]

​@@buffsniperapples

[@Crimson_Sun2486]

And remember Never _ever_ *_EVER_* Interrupt the weekly showing of the Engineer Show. *You have been warned.*

[@kuyakyel324]

Nor the sniper.

[@theseerllama]

so cool that the tiny desk engineer lore from star space wars still holds up all these years later

[@patrik9328]

Video idea: Rise and Fall of Tiny Desk Civilization

[@SmudgeAlot]

Would box spies be the equivalent of a Godzilla attack for the Tiny Civilization?

[@patrik9328]

@@SmudgeAlot maybe? Or Scout

[@julianSpongeboy234]

0:55 How Mario and Luigi Argue in their Language

[@TimMatterSnorri999]

Now im ready for working in such safe and Kindly Corporation! Yeeeeey! :3

[@dimitar4y]

The spy turning into baguettes will never be not funny Also they ate the spaguette, the horror!

[@VivoCubino]

These animations never get old!

[@docnathan3959]

I’m planning on developing a Pokémon fangame based around TF2. Tiny desk engineer will be there.

[@Andrea_the_Collector925]

"Um, Supreme Leader?" "The Blu Heavy has Breached containment in Sector 503..."

[@Nikkidafox]

1. Wear helmet at all times. 2. Wear a safety harness when working at elevations above 15 ft. 3. Wear ear protection when working with heavy machinery. 4. D́O ͜NOT I̡N͡T͝ERA͏CT̸ ͜WITH͝ T̶HE͝ SŃIP̀ER 4. Never use the top rung of a ladder! 5. D̥O̼͍̭̩̯ ̢̝͙N͓͖͍̠͓̲̠O͙̰̪͎̼͇̤͘T ͉̰̝͠L͈̫̰̪̀O̮̙͖̟͈͓͎O͎̜̥͙̤K̵ ̬͕A̛̦̫T̵̘̪ ͚̤͍̘̤T̶̬̥͇̗͍̙H͉͙̪̯͝E͎ ͏̝̘̰͉S͎͘Ǹ̥̦̠̘ͅI̥̘͓̪̮̥͎P̢̬ER̪̖̟̞̮ 5. Tie up all hair and avoid loose fitting clothes 6. D̥O̼͍̭̩̯ ̢̝͙N͓͖͍̠͓̲̠O͙̰̪͎̼͇̤͘T ͉̰̝͠L͈̫̰̪̀O̮̙͖̟͈͓͎O͎̜̥͙̤K̵ ̬͕A̛̦̫T̵̘̪ ͚̤͍̘̤T̶̬̥͇̗͍̙H͉͙̪̯͝E͎ ͏̝̘̰͉S͎͘Ǹ̥̦̠̘ͅI̥̘͓̪̮̥͎P̢̬ER̪̖̟̞̮ F̗̠̠̳̞̝̘͓͠E҉͓̰̼͉̣͡A̶̛҉̺͖͔R̳̻̰̹ ͖͎̳̬T̹̺͙͝ͅH̸͈͇̰E̢̞̼̮̬̝͔̰̣ ͉̗͟S̵̫̙̙̦͎͘N̡͙͘I̕҉̺͉͖͚P͙̞̟̻̟̼͖̹E̸̻̹̙͎̘͉̣͡R̴̦̮͎ Ḑ̖̬̰͡O͏̬̥̬ ̷̸̼͔͚Ǹ̫͉̦̦͈̰̲ͅO̦͙̻T̝̳ ̸̪̹̹͈̲͞L̝̤̕͟O̻͇̥̻͇͕͓͈̠͝O͓͉͢K͏̟̪̥̬͈̳͈̞ ̷̯͡A̬̞T̨̤̬̻̞͢ ͖̹̺͚̘̬͖T̡̛͇̘͙̭̪̼̳̜́ͅH̶̝̬͈̲͖Ẹ͙̩̭̙̬̫͈̠͞ ̖̻̘͚̰͍͜S̸̴̜͝ͅŃ̲̭Į̴͓̝͕̲̬̥̭̠P̥̜̬̺̕͘ͅE͍͇̪͍̘ͅŔ̷̯̤̠͔̭͟ Ḑ̖̬̰͡O͏̬̥̬ ̷̸̼͔͚Ǹ̫͉̦̦͈̰̲ͅO̦͙̻T̝̳ ̸̪̹̹͈̲͞L̝̤̕͟O̻͇̥̻͇͕͓͈̠͝O͓͉͢K͏̟̪̥̬͈̳͈̞ ̷̯͡A̬̞T̨̤̬̻̞͢ ͖̹̺͚̘̬͖T̡̛͇̘͙̭̪̼̳̜́ͅH̶̝̬͈̲͖Ẹ͙̩̭̙̬̫͈̠͞ ̖̻̘͚̰͍͜S̸̴̜͝ͅŃ̲̭Į̴͓̝͕̲̬̥̭̠P̥̜̬̺̕͘ͅE͍͇̪͍̘ͅŔ̷̯̤̠͔̭͟ Ḑ̖̬̰͡O͏̬̥̬ ̷̸̼͔͚Ǹ̫͉̦̦͈̰̲ͅO̦͙̻T̝̳ ̸̪̹̹͈̲͞L̝̤̕͟O̻͇̥̻͇͕͓͈̠͝O͓͉͢K͏̟̪̥̬͈̳͈̞ ̷̯͡A̬̞T̨̤̬̻̞͢ ͖̹̺͚̘̬͖T̡̛͇̘͙̭̪̼̳̜́ͅH̶̝̬͈̲͖Ẹ͙̩̭̙̬̫͈̠͞ ̖̻̘͚̰͍͜S̸̴̜͝ͅŃ̲̭Į̴͓̝͕̲̬̥̭̠P̥̜̬̺̕͘ͅE͍͇̪͍̘ͅŔ̷̯̤̠͔̭͟ Ḑ̖̬̰͡O͏̬̥̬ ̷̸̼͔͚Ǹ̫͉̦̦͈̰̲ͅO̦͙̻T̝̳ ̸̪̹̹͈̲͞L̝̤̕͟O̻͇̥̻͇͕͓͈̠͝O͓͉͢K͏̟̪̥̬͈̳͈̞ ̷̯͡A̬̞T̨̤̬̻̞͢ ͖̹̺͚̘̬͖T̡̛͇̘͙̭̪̼̳̜́ͅH̶̝̬͈̲͖Ẹ͙̩̭̙̬̫͈̠͞ ̖̻̘͚̰͍͜S̸̴̜͝ͅŃ̲̭Į̴͓̝͕̲̬̥̭̠P̥̜̬̺̕͘ͅE͍͇̪͍̘ͅŔ̷̯̤̠͔̭͟ Ḑ̖̬̰͡O͏̬̥̬ ̷̸̼͔͚Ǹ̫͉̦̦͈̰̲ͅO̦͙̻T̝̳ ̸̪̹̹͈̲͞L̝̤̕͟O̻͇̥̻͇͕͓͈̠͝O͓͉͢K͏̟̪̥̬͈̳͈̞ ̷̯͡A̬̞T̨̤̬̻̞͢ ͖̹̺͚̘̬͖T̡̛͇̘͙̭̪̼̳̜́ͅH̶̝̬͈̲͖Ẹ͙̩̭̙̬̫͈̠͞ ̖̻̘͚̰͍͜S̸̴̜͝ͅŃ̲̭Į̴͓̝͕̲̬̥̭̠P̥̜̬̺̕͘ͅE͍͇̪͍̘ͅŔ̷̯̤̠͔̭͟ Ḑ̖̬̰͡O͏̬̥̬ ̷̸̼͔͚Ǹ̫͉̦̦͈̰̲ͅO̦͙̻T̝̳ ̸̪̹̹͈̲͞L̝̤̕͟O̻͇̥̻͇͕͓͈̠͝O͓͉͢K͏̟̪̥̬͈̳͈̞ ̷̯͡A̬̞T̨̤̬̻̞͢ ͖̹̺͚̘̬͖T̡̛͇̘͙̭̪̼̳̜́ͅH̶̝̬͈̲͖Ẹ͙̩̭̙̬̫͈̠͞ ̖̻̘͚̰͍͜S̸̴̜͝ͅŃ̲̭Į̴͓̝͕̲̬̥̭̠P̥̜̬̺̕͘ͅE͍͇̪͍̘ͅŔ̷̯̤̠͔̭͟ Ḑ̖̬̰͡O͏̬̥̬ ̷̸̼͔͚Ǹ̫͉̦̦͈̰̲ͅO̦͙̻T̝̳ ̸̪̹̹͈̲͞L̝̤̕͟O̻͇̥̻͇͕͓͈̠͝O͓͉͢K͏̟̪̥̬͈̳͈̞ ̷̯͡A̬̞T̨̤̬̻̞͢ ͖̹̺͚̘̬͖T̡̛͇̘͙̭̪̼̳̜́ͅH̶̝̬͈̲͖Ẹ͙̩̭̙̬̫͈̠͞ ̖̻̘͚̰͍͜S̸̴̜͝ͅŃ̲̭Į̴͓̝͕̲̬̥̭̠P̥̜̬̺̕͘ͅE͍͇̪͍̘ͅŔ̷̯̤̠͔̭͟ Ḑ̖̬̰͡O͏̬̥̬ ̷̸̼͔͚Ǹ̫͉̦̦͈̰̲ͅO̦͙̻T̝̳ ̸̪̹̹͈̲͞L̝̤̕͟O̻͇̥̻͇͕͓͈̠͝O͓͉͢K͏̟̪̥̬͈̳͈̞ ̷̯͡A̬̞T̨̤̬̻̞͢ ͖̹̺͚̘̬͖T̡̛͇̘͙̭̪̼̳̜́ͅH̶̝̬͈̲͖Ẹ͙̩̭̙̬̫͈̠͞ ̖̻̘͚̰͍͜S̸̴̜͝ͅŃ̲̭Į̴͓̝͕̲̬̥̭̠P̥̜̬̺̕͘ͅE͍͇̪͍̘ͅŔ̷̯̤̠͔̭͟ Ḑ̖̬̰͡O͏̬̥̬ ̷̸̼͔͚Ǹ̫͉̦̦͈̰̲ͅO̦͙̻T̝̳ ̸̪̹̹͈̲͞L̝̤̕͟O̻͇̥̻͇͕͓͈̠͝O͓͉͢K͏̟̪̥̬͈̳͈̞ ̷̯͡A̬̞T̨̤̬̻̞͢ ͖̹̺͚̘̬͖T̡̛͇̘͙̭̪̼̳̜́ͅH̶̝̬͈̲͖Ẹ͙̩̭̙̬̫͈̠͞ ̖̻̘͚̰͍͜S̸̴̜͝ͅŃ̲̭Į̴͓̝͕̲̬̥̭̠P̥̜̬̺̕͘ͅE͍͇̪͍̘ͅŔ̷̯̤̠͔̭͟ Ḑ̖̬̰͡O͏̬̥̬ ̷̸̼͔͚Ǹ̫͉̦̦͈̰̲ͅO̦͙̻T̝̳ ̸̪̹̹͈̲͞L̝̤̕͟O̻͇̥̻͇͕͓͈̠͝O͓͉͢K͏̟̪̥̬͈̳͈̞ ̷̯͡A̬̞T̨̤̬̻̞͢ ͖̹̺͚̘̬͖T̡̛͇̘͙̭̪̼̳̜́ͅH̶̝̬͈̲͖Ẹ͙̩̭̙̬̫͈̠͞ ̖̻̘͚̰͍͜S̸̴̜͝ͅŃ̲̭Į̴͓̝͕̲̬̥̭̠P̥̜̬̺̕͘ͅE͍͇̪͍̘ͅŔ̷̯̤̠͔̭͟ Ḑ̖̬̰͡O͏̬̥̬ ̷̸̼͔͚Ǹ̫͉̦̦͈̰̲ͅO̦͙̻T̝̳ ̸̪̹̹͈̲͞L̝̤̕͟O̻͇̥̻͇͕͓͈̠͝O͓͉͢K͏̟̪̥̬͈̳͈̞ ̷̯͡A̬̞T̨̤̬̻̞͢ ͖̹̺͚̘̬͖T̡̛͇̘͙̭̪̼̳̜́ͅH̶̝̬͈̲͖Ẹ͙̩̭̙̬̫͈̠͞ ̖̻̘͚̰͍͜S̸̴̜͝ͅŃ̲̭Į̴͓̝͕̲̬̥̭̠P̥̜̬̺̕͘ͅE͍͇̪͍̘ͅŔ̷̯̤̠͔̭͟ Ḑ̖̬̰͡O͏̬̥̬ ̷̸̼͔͚Ǹ̫͉̦̦͈̰̲ͅO̦͙̻T̝̳ ̸̪̹̹͈̲͞L̝̤̕͟O̻͇̥̻͇͕͓͈̠͝O͓͉͢K͏̟̪̥̬͈̳͈̞ ̷̯͡A̬̞T̨̤̬̻̞͢ ͖̹̺͚̘̬͖T̡̛͇̘͙̭̪̼̳̜́ͅH̶̝̬͈̲͖Ẹ͙̩̭̙̬̫͈̠͞ ̖̻̘͚̰͍͜S̸̴̜͝ͅŃ̲̭Į̴͓̝͕̲̬̥̭̠P̥̜̬̺̕͘ͅE͍͇̪͍̘ͅŔ̷̯̤̠͔̭͟ Ḑ̖̬̰͡O͏̬̥̬ ̷̸̼͔͚Ǹ̫͉̦̦͈̰̲ͅO̦͙̻T̝̳ ̸̪̹̹͈̲͞L̝̤̕͟O̻͇̥̻͇͕͓͈̠͝O͓͉͢K͏̟̪̥̬͈̳͈̞ ̷̯͡A̬̞T̨̤̬̻̞͢ ͖̹̺͚̘̬͖T̡̛͇̘͙̭̪̼̳̜́ͅH̶̝̬͈̲͖Ẹ͙̩̭̙̬̫͈̠͞ ̖̻̘͚̰͍͜S̸̴̜͝ͅŃ̲̭Į̴͓̝͕̲̬̥̭̠P̥̜̬̺̕͘ͅE͍͇̪͍̘ͅŔ̷̯̤̠͔̭͟ Ḑ̖̬̰͡O͏̬̥̬ ̷̸̼͔͚Ǹ̫͉̦̦͈̰̲ͅO̦͙̻T̝̳ ̸̪̹̹͈̲͞L̝̤̕͟O̻͇̥̻͇͕͓͈̠͝O͓͉͢K͏̟̪̥̬͈̳͈̞ ̷̯͡A̬̞T̨̤̬̻̞͢ ͖̹̺͚̘̬͖T̡̛͇̘͙̭̪̼̳̜́ͅH̶̝̬͈̲͖Ẹ͙̩̭̙̬̫͈̠͞ ̖̻̘͚̰͍͜S̸̴̜͝ͅŃ̲̭Į̴͓̝͕̲̬̥̭̠P̥̜̬̺̕͘ͅE͍͇̪͍̘ͅŔ̷̯̤̠͔̭͟ Ḑ̖̬̰͡O͏̬̥̬ ̷̸̼͔͚Ǹ̫͉̦̦͈̰̲ͅO̦͙̻T̝̳ ̸̪̹̹͈̲͞L̝̤̕͟O̻͇̥̻͇͕͓͈̠͝O͓͉͢K͏̟̪̥̬͈̳͈̞ ̷̯͡A̬̞T̨̤̬̻̞͢ ͖̹̺͚̘̬͖T̡̛͇̘͙̭̪̼̳̜́ͅH̶̝̬͈̲͖Ẹ͙̩̭̙̬̫͈̠͞ ̖̻̘͚̰͍͜S̸̴̜͝ͅŃ̲̭Į̴͓̝͕̲̬̥̭̠P̥̜̬̺̕͘ͅE͍͇̪͍̘ͅŔ̷̯̤̠͔̭͟ Ḑ̖̬̰͡O͏̬̥̬ ̷̸̼͔͚Ǹ̫͉̦̦͈̰̲ͅO̦͙̻T̝̳ ̸̪̹̹͈̲͞L̝̤̕͟O̻͇̥̻͇͕͓͈̠͝O͓͉͢K͏̟̪̥̬͈̳͈̞ ̷̯͡A̬̞T̨̤̬̻̞͢ ͖̹̺͚̘̬͖T̡̛͇̘͙̭̪̼̳̜́ͅH̶̝̬͈̲͖Ẹ͙̩̭̙̬̫͈̠͞ ̖̻̘͚̰͍͜S̸̴̜͝ͅŃ̲̭Į̴͓̝͕̲̬̥̭̠P̥̜̬̺̕͘ͅE͍͇̪͍̘ͅŔ̷̯̤̠͔̭͟

[@MetalMargatroid]

I have learned so much from this cooperation… I’ll be ready to apply! Also that callback to Team Fabulous 2 with the Majora’s Mask moon at 0:23 was very wonderful…

[@jeremassr]

Tiny Desk Corporation lore >>> Fromsoftware games lore

[@jakestaheli8532]

YĔĘÊĘËĒĘĖÈĘÉĘĚƏẸ

[@buffsniper]

​@@jakestaheli8532*Explosions

[@disguyovaheere8140]

The big desk engineer was made to quell that tiny desk civilization

[@dellpickle4627]

In the event of a scout shortage, make sure to visit your local 2fort or Hightower in order to bring spares to make utilities out of. Just keep an eye out for obnoxious insults, piles of BONK!, and the scent of virginity. If one of the following listed isn’t there, it’s probably a spy.

[@zacharysnyder2520]

Only slightly more unhinged then the workplace violence video I had to watch at my new job

[@SpinosaurusStudios_]

This right here is a cinematic masterpiece.

[@peterrudenko4496]

Finally... *BIG DESK ENGINEER*

[@TGigachad-i9y]

This videos are literally the lore inside of Doctor Lalve and we must understand his lore

[@WiihawkPL]

i honestly don't remember a single thing from this video but that gives me all the more reason to rewatch it

[@Trololoxan]

2:12 i need a engy zombie apocalypse movie, and i need it now, this is really disturbing and censored by bread

[@Turkey_fan_2019]

“spy, more like a piece of treat”

[@chips_lol9537]

This is unnirocally my favorite gmod channell lol, please make more!!!

[@dunkers5672]

I have many box spies at my workplace establishment, but oh they just love their little baguettes they just come up and snort snort

[@lordfyita2096]

DL you are a genius and one of the greatest TF2 funny video makers on youtube.

[@DawnOfTheOzz]

"Don't eat." *Explodes* "Don't pray." *Explodes again*

[@mrlink206]

I love how a random spy arm with revolver comes out of the computer. Little stuff like this keeps the videos fresh, no matter how many times you watch them.

[@antisanity_]

I just love the Oglog-Glogadon , he's such a big beautiful boy ^_^

[@aerialking8209]

I feel like the main engie we follow is named Jeremy cause that's scouts name. And Lalve hates scout. 0:32

[@RdTrler]

If TF2 and Content Warning had a baby, we'd be playing this.

[@ctrlaltrepeat245]

Thank you for uploading this video! I was unable to attend the prior screening as I got lost between Sector 2,186 and Sector 5. I'll be sure to take into account all forms of safety whilst further working here at Tiny Desk Corporation!

[@MrBelaska]

I will show this at my next safety presentation

[@unknown_helperjohn]

Conclusion to avoid disappointing the sniper Apples

[@sumguyiguess7697]

3:32 "Oh poop"

[@Crimson_Sun2486]

Tiny Desk Corporation Committing -atrocities- miracles with both _direction_ and *MAGNITUDE*

[@gardenprogeny1141]

I feel like a box spy infestation video would be hilarious

[@VentXekart]

1:25 "MOTIFA SUPER-SONIC SPEED!"

[@anden434]

That alien is really having the time of its life in tiny desk Corp

[@mrmeme9105]

The health and safety video that workplaces really need:

[@ICanSeeYou-jl7mz5sw4m]

I waited 1 years for this… AND FINALLY A TINY VIDEO :3

[@Khaild203]

3:38 I like how they use a badly cropped greenscreen as it trying to be terrible safety PSA

[@jeflump2852]

Because they don't want to use Jeremy as he the best employee

[@خالدالرويلي-ه7ظ]

​@jeflump2852 they can, but they don't want to

[@AntizombiRUS]

Also convenient way to hide Skyrim ragdoll in background

[@rocketfacegod]

It's also referencing that weird Indian marvel knock-ofc where a baby is thrown off a cliff

[@generally_empathetic]

I desire to see tiny desk engineer civilizations

[@TheAdorelis]

*sniper appears* me: say it..... SAY IT.... sniper: ....... sniper: *APPLES*

[@myleswelnetz6700]

0:20 Who are you kidding? Safety is at the bottom of the list of priorities.

[@maley335]

Very litte amount of Scout deaths.

[@КириллАбросимов-м8ь]

I bet dr. Lalve listens to scout death screams when he is bored

[@vlfpl]

3:40 is that Emesis Blue respawn chamber? I knew TDC was behind it all along.

[@emersonawesome3778]

1:24 I just noticed we got ANOTHER special guest appearance by the the all-mighty Motifa

[@Nod0nFire]

1:39 Did this man just reference the “Dayum Hamburger remix song”!? What year is it!?!?

[@BucketOfStatic]

I will use this video to study for my hvac verification and osha application

[@Kralchen]

A tiny civilization... sounds amazing. Limitless tiny possibilities.