Roast Me For $1,000 | Doctor Mike

[@EmmyJeanBean]

I love finding people who can laugh at themselves. not in a self-deprecating way but in a way where they're actually having fun with it.

[@angelusvastator1297]

It's what everyone should do. Self-deprecation is overrated.

[@karmenletourneau9574]

Same and I LOVE Dr Mike's laugh

[@hail9794]

@@angelusvastator1297 I live off of self-deprecation. Better than just making fun of yourself while you're not insecure. Self deprication is more honest than people who make fun of themselves for fame. Lmao.

[@aurelia3439]

@Gwen's Ward lol do u have to be insecure to make fun of yourself that’s like saying u have to be depressed to be sad

[@dontask9000]

YES omg it’s the funniest thing XD

[@Calypso1834]

Doctor Mike: *laughs outside but cries inside.*

[@surekhasingh6114]

Why?

[@blackhole1315]

@@Pista80 BRUH YOU SCARED ME

[@Pista80]

Tim Salman lollllllloll

[@Calypso1834]

@@Pista80 HAHA you can't rick roll me i memorised the link.

[@Calypso1834]

@@Pista80 i know it's still rick roll they make other videos to trick people you can't trick me mortal!!!

[@andyshintaro3405]

If laughter is the best medicine then your face can cure the world

[@zbhype6836]

Forty thousand subscribers without any content? You got 4 with content, just sayin...

[@kodiakwallander1728]

@@zbhype6836 what the F are you talking about xD

[@bryan3243]

Vile ZBHype there’s a question mark in his name but okay

[@faagalocollins7960]

You stole this lmao

[@ade9986]

Forty thousand subscribers without any content? that‘s lowkey cute tho

[@Bshsiu72926]

Dr. Mike the kind of guy to tell his patients to go home and watch his videos and then like and subscribe.

[@hopelessromantic3709]

He is laughing to hide the pain...

[@alamgudiel1663]

Well he doesn’t have a choice lol. Stay safe y’all;)

[@JameskentPEnabe]

Alam Gudiel Thx you too

[@legzfalloffgirl5148]

Aren't we all?😂😂

[@cheese--___]

nope

[@allisonferenbaugh5248]

LegzFallOffGirl yeah yeah we are 😂

[@minetruly]

You really did approach him in the creepiest way possible.

[@asusgamer9378]

hmm.... No replies?

[@sterlingarcher9894]

*Asks in Gruff voice: Heyyy, what moniker do you go by?

[@Rockymann27]

How should he have asked him then?

[@xyaz69]

"How old are you..." oh wait

[@realdeal7074]

😆

[@edlopez1001]

Dr. Mike: People: Peace was never an option

[@tanmayjha6751]

I think this comment belongs to silence Wednesday check up video

[@aryat15]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/j2OoaGSlmpWUia8

[@czu0o591]

I wanna like but it's on 666 qq

[@randomperson4198]

Aaaargh someone ruined the 666 like Oh well I'll just add another

[@MrsMutterCourage]

I know I'm 4 years late to the party but I appreciate you let the texting in, even tho he wasn't down to video chat. Gives people a realistic picture of reality and also educates people to respect healthy boundaries and except a no! Thanks for being such a role model in so many ways ❤

[@flabarbieri]

"You talk like a grown toddler" Dr. Mike: For real??? Also Dr. Mike: Bee Woop!

[@obviouslymatt6452]

it’s pee woop

[@otopian1606]

Constantinople, 1054 it’s bee whoop

[@viniciuscoelho2605]

don´t forget about the babby boo.

[@heathermiller6046]

Constantinople is right. Dr. Mike has had it in type onscreen lol 😊

[@bananawammabama]

Agreed, that is probably the ONLY thing that makes me cringe is when he talks like that, and he didn't even feel roasted by it! Boooo.

[@arinabogdan9528]

Dr. Mike: Makes fun of someone for using the wrong "your" Also Dr. Mike: Uses the wrong "to"

[@chelseamiller5260]

Arina Bogdan omggggg 😂

[@arilol315]

Arina Bogdan Yes I died😂😂😂

[@bogdan1058]

Your lastname is Bogdan? Thats my name!

[@alenunya]

He did correct it before sending!

[@tisamisu]

He also wrote “you submitted my roast challenge” instead of “to my roast challenge”

[@baha17222]

“Most accidents happen a mile away from your house” So you were conceived at your neighbor’s house

[@mothwaltz4163]

baha altamimi, anyone who lives a mile away can hardly be called a neighbor 😂. More like a distant acquaintance.

[@bananawammabama]

@@mothwaltz4163 within* a mile of your house.

[@OlOleander]

@@mothwaltz4163 Out in the country, you can definitely have neighbors a mile away. Sometimes more. Homes often aren't that close together.

[@smilylaugh_0]

LMAO

[@satansleastfavorite7736]

Ur 1k like

[@Nitrixxxx]

Imagine he did this in 2023 . The roasts would be wild

[@phoebewafflega5301]

Omg so true lol

[@magoshak592]

Why tho? UwU

[@Geexyktv]

​@Ksenia Rasputin wtf , what does him being Russian have to do with anything? It's 2023 people are just too crazy , do you live under a rock ? Tf .

[@Therealtayacorfe]

67ygg7😊

[@LoominousShroominous]

They’d be even more cringe and more unfunny and make less sense.

[@sereracha]

Dr mike looks like he was loving all thse roasts

[@3Gender5Me]

It's almost like a relief from everyday life

[@EnycmaPie]

He was getting tired of being complimented all the time.

[@hairyllama]

@@EnycmaPie i think so too

[@amelia4384]

funny

[@aalvarez2914]

This makes me love the guy even more!

[@aneta5196]

“Your shirts are so tight they could give you chest compressions” 🥇😂👏🏻

[@pinkpeonygirl]

Felt that was the best one.

[@average13]

That was my favorite.

[@mayaenglish5424]

@@pinkpeonygirl Definitely the most accurate lol.

[@allysantoro6378]

Loki's Scepter same

[@larisiklarisik5192]

This one gets me weak

[@jmela5101]

“you look like the type of guy to wash his hands after taking a shower.” dr mike: first of all, im not that type of guy........... *_but it makes sENSE_*

[@rwys4721]

mushy shy loll fav part

[@iswitchaccount4446]

ok

[@ryleemcintyre8931]

I am that guy.

[@curuvari2247]

@@ryleemcintyre8931 Me too. Well, gal, but still.

[@SMya-xk3jr]

@@curuvari2247 same haha😅

[@annewarden4644]

Dr. Mike is the only person who would turn a joke into a medical lesson..

[@sgl7566]

Me: *puts on captions hoping I could understand his Russian* Captions: ( *SPEAKS RUSSIAN* )

[@tkph0328]

S G L he said: yes I speak Russian

[@sgl7566]

@@tkph0328 OK thank you

[@Sarah-lt4vv]

That's captions for ya

[@Kevbino]

S G L that’s what I did and it I’d that

[@RuskiRomeo]

He said Yes, I speak Russian

[@candycat848]

The fact that it's been over 8 months and he still checks comments....RESPECT 😅

[@lionheart1295]

RESPECT ✊

[@summerghost6551]

He still looking for some premium roasts

[@matsupannoyoyetmeyfrooygi2340]

True like it is 2022 now he still checks then because I was scrolling saw one from a few weeks ago what was liked by Docter Mike

[@jacobdahlquist2589]

Facts 😂

[@BOREDOM6969]

"You talk like a grown toddler." Doctor Mike: "For real?" Also Dr. Mike: "PEEWHOOP!"

[@potatod4020]

It’s BEEWHOOP

[@fairy5668]

@@potatod4020 It's actually P baha

[@potatod4020]

Mobey Us Trip he says it beewoop in the video

[@idontlikesocialising5103]

Is that also a roast?

[@potatod4020]

Akinej Softie wat?

[@yruby5k]

Mike is the type of guy to be polite even while roasting

[@kennjohnson3970]

The biggest roast is jerry not wanting to video chat with him 😂

[@amberj.breckenridge9859]

Kenn Johnson BURN!! 😂❤️

[@kiwipiwi22]

Omg lol

[@kj1227icecap]

🤣🤣🤣

[@bellam.1946]

Lol

[@anjamutavdzic8114]

☺

[@vavila16]

"My previous previous relationship was 2 years" 😂 Dr mike defending himself for 12 minutes straight

[@dreamsvlog7978]

Exactly too much 🤩🤩😂🤣🤣

[@JwilliamsAssociates]

his previous, previous relationship. lmao

[@DoctorMike]

Vic Avila haha I feel so many of these disses weren’t even accurate 😂

[@vavila16]

@@DoctorMike it's okay Dr Mike this took courage! 💟

[@sigheyeroll]

Not sure what it says about me, if I got second degree burns from that diss.

[@sageisinfacttired]

Me: Turns captions on so I can see what he says in Russian.. The captions: (speaks Russian) Me: thanks for nothing.

[@tiredwatermelon333]

he said "yes, i speak russian"😂

[@sageisinfacttired]

Thanks dude.

[@creature8911]

Tired Watermelon THANK YOU!!!!! I was wondering what he said!!! 😂

[@liukin95]

He says "Да, я говорю по-русски" (Da, ya govoryu po-russkiy) which as the guy above said means "Yes, I speak Russian". A very silly question to ask giving he is from Russia.

[@tiredwatermelon333]

@@sageisinfacttired no problemm

[@Modina_Monawara]

" why did my wife leave me? " was the best out of all, hands down

[@teamrocketgrunts2860]

That chest compressions from tight t-shirts was next level yo

[@tinajsews2835]

Repent Jesus christ is coming back

[@sigmasigmasigmasigmasigmas]

Watching dr.mikes vids make me want to eat my own aorta

[@Vohlfied]

Yeah, that was my favorite

[@chilltok4013]

POV: You’re the one who wrote it so that’s why ur hyping it up 😂😂

[@abigaillo4623]

@@tinajsews2835 amen

[@steveh.3582]

Doctor mike: * asks people to roast him* People: * roast him as hard as they can* Doctor mike: *shocked pikachu *

[@neondeath07]

Did pika shock between chest compressions?

[@CookingMyWay]

I wasn't in time to do that... He would have cried.

[@supremeleaderkimjongun5332]

it was mild.

[@samanthahealey5163]

This is the comment. It wins.

[@DaxonDarling]

Samantha Healey yasss

[@ChrisGagner]

Jerry: You look like the type of guy to wash your hands after taking a shower. Also Jerry: Your DMs are so bad that it looks like you've been hacked.

[@_apoorva_07]

Woaahhh I didn't think about it!!!😂😂😂😂

[@Vohlfied]

🌬️❄️☄️🌨️ for the s i c k b u r n

[@silk1440]

@@Vohlfied you shouldnt put ice on a burn

[@marionnduati3780]

I was about to roast you but your life is sad enough

[@hephaestus8122]

@@silk1440 Very good advice, cool water is good, not ice cold water

[@avabradley1864]

2:51 " *has a medical degree* *forgets Molly Burke is blind mid video and offers a high five*" that would be me as a doctor😭💀💀

[@kottonkandy0962]

You look like the one dentist in the ads that doesn’t like the product

[@abhijaythakur4024]

*DAAUMMMM ROAST DUDE*

[@fatimaa6024]

@@nancyluna836 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@abcdefoff3307]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@obamaprism2669]

I was the 666th likes

[@1anonymous_moon]

My God that's weirdly accurate😂

[@thatianaoliveira1745]

“You have a small *stethoscope* ” I laughed way too hard at this

[@Fauziaazim8986]

Please explain

[@personwholikesobjectshows1769]

@@Fauziaazim8986 pp

[@Fauziaazim8986]

@@personwholikesobjectshows1769 ohhhhhh

[@totsukatrap8959]

@@Fauziaazim8986 lol

[@doriamgonzales6469]

When he spoke Russian I felt things that I've never felt before

[@Scootaskyeee]

Doriam Gonzales fuckin same

[@carma1162]

Same

[@hannirose8216]

BAHAHAHAHAH

[@23lijah50]

Fear?

[@shio_w_o]

Doriam Gonzales cummunism ?

[@0braincellz]

Kallmekris character is named Misha And Dr Mike’s name in Russian is Mishka Coincidence i think not!

[@HuskyDog88]

And Mishka is the name of a talking Husky dog. If Mike were a dog, he'd be a husky.

[@alliepenaherrera1976]

Jerry being extremely cautious after FINALLY getting a response from Mike was weirdly the funniest part for me lmao

[@rediscoveredribbon]

506th like, 1st comment. Wow. Also my fav part was... 🛳

[@V3nus749]

Ikr

[@mollusckscramp4124]

Trust issues, big mood tbh

[@Amberr_.]

“I’m a young Canadian I can’t be mean” *same man, same.*

[@ariuskasmi4708]

H

[@shylaveinott335]

Haha funny because it’s true!

[@Paqcar]

Ye

[@エリン-o9h]

I am a young Canadian and once i took off my glasses, then put them back on, and said, “even with my glasses on you look stupid”

[@hectorrivero2173]

Doctor miguel

[@emmasolitaire2169]

"I'd roast you but my mom said not to burn trash" is more overused than oxegen

[@shoijji]

I was thinking the same thinggggg

[@deekay1306]

Eww gacha

[@Yonatan2479]

Many of these i heard b4

[@cupidbleh]

EXACTLY

[@clearhelios1450]

That was from like two years ago, heard 100 times

[@legacygacha234]

For some reason when the ship came up, I just burst out laughing

[@username15yearsago52]

Dr. Mike is the type of guy who claps when planes land

[@TheGamersReview]

you forgot "Whities"

[@fati9108]

badrhey18 😂😂😂

[@justdragons3317]

This is even better knowing that commercial planes can land themselves

[@tsvjen5131]

👏

[@JCluvr19]

Why can't I stop laughing at this 😆

[@moduspwnenz]

Dr Mike: "I would've been more offended if it weren't for the bad grammar" Also Dr Mike: "what charity shall I donate too"

[@hira.26]

Nice catch bro😂😂

[@supremeshrek8096]

*ha*

[@sophiefilo16]

Not to mention adding commas where they're not needed and omitting them where they are...

[@bummie]

Modus Pwnens I WAS JUST ABOUT TO COMMENT AB THAT

[@hamdiyo8535]

Modus Pwnens omg I was gonna comment this but then I had to double check it and it said “to” lol

[@caseymoeggenberg9548]

I put the captions on to see what he said in Russian and all it said was: “speaks Russian” WOW

[@ЈеленаЂокић-д5ъ]

He said: Yes, I speak Russian.

[@jadawalker4765]

I had no idea....

[@super_science_lady]

Јелена Ђокић THANK YOU!

[@dianadashkov5824]

He has a huge accent though lol

[@catg1rl]

i LoOooOOoOOove that translation-

[@orangewolf1093]

for anyone who doesn't know russian here's a tanslation "да, я говорю по-русски" which means yes i do speak russian

[@dee6294]

"Do you even speak Russian?!" Mike: *something in Russian* I waSNt rEAdy

[@jakubbronk673]

He said: Yes, I speak Russian.

[@fatimaiskandarli1197]

"Да, я говорю по-русски!" that's what he said

[@dee6294]

@@jakubbronk673Thanks!

[@abi-qr3zr]

His American accent hurts my Russian soul lmaooo

[@ariellanaena6148]

My heart has combusted

[@Chris-pv6vv]

Dr Mike: *laughs at being a dentist* 4 out of 5 dentists : 😤

[@resident7995]

1/5 dentists: 😂

[@anamaiag.2863]

Go Auburn we crushed Alabama

[@n0t_lily738]

1/5 dentists: 😐 I don't get it...

[@anandbhardwaj7590]

I thought this dentist stereotype was only followed in India and Asian countries,but seeing this🤣,I think it's a global trend now🤣

[@sunnyflower9011]

@@anandbhardwaj7590 same 😂

[@arwenundomiel9463]

Tries to burn someone back “Burn on you” His bedside manner and courteousness kicks in “....ma’am”

[@sabbykabby]

lol i think he was going to say b*tch

[@aidan1655]

Sab E I thought he was gonna say man

[@sabbykabby]

Aidan Aniciete also possible. Much to consider here

[@iplo1284]

You have 888 likes I'm not changing that

[@quinncotta]

the “ik ur a doctor but chet’s compressions wont save that hairline” had me cackling 😂

[@ashleym5000]

You just won the creepiest DM Award, Mike....

[@---nu9kg]

Dermatology resident uploads LASER Q&A, she will also upload videos about ACNE treatment and how to get rid of it, or even how to MAKE YOUR LASHES GROW ! Follow her! kzbin.info/www/bejne/aWKolYh_brSCeqc

[@elhomo6406]

@@---nu9kg shut up?

[@estudiordl]

@@---nu9kg spam much?

[@0gsrV]

Ashley M his chest said woooo

[@wrdz8227]

His laptop is apple but its not keeping him away

[@Noonanoname-n8j]

Your comment is so underrated it maybe only legends can understand

[@amirul3233]

@@Noonanoname-n8j yea ikr!

[@owisnightcore2178]

Wait why is there only 48 likes?

[@adankmemeindisguise1654]

BRUH 💀💀

[@ArcticPlek]

I AN DECEASED

[@davecrupel2817]

Not gonna lie. The tailoring condomn joke was really good 😂

[@spdadventurer1754]

yes ..i dont know why that dint get picked up😂😂

[@malyxxplays7949]

Not gonna lie.. A pack of 10 tailor made condoms would be nice

[@camilaribeiras6311]

Where is it?

[@camilaribeiras6311]

Nvm, just found it 😂

[@Reptilia1987]

Is it bad that I don't get it? ._."

[@mssaigon73]

You need to do more of these roasts . ❤

[@gamercatswonderland9322]

The translation for what he spoke in Russian means “I do speak Russian”

[@515Hşm]

he said da which means "yes" so its "Yes, I do speak Russian" (btw i understand russian but i dont speak it)

[@comradewindowsill4253]

pretty good accent too, altho it does seem that he doesn’t speak it regularly

[@gamercatswonderland9322]

@@comradewindowsill4253 yeah

[@comradewindowsill4253]

@Amanda Cordero yeah, native bilingual, so I'm pretty familiar with the sound of someone whose parents never forced them to speak russian in the house like me lol

[@comradewindowsill4253]

@Amanda Cordero you ever notice how different bilinguals speak the language? like, kids whose parents always make them speak spanish at home are better at it than the ones whose parents talk to them in spanish and they talk back in english, or its even worse when one parent isn’t actually a native spanish speaker so they mostly only talk in english at home. then there’s the ones who didn’t grow up in the US so they speak better than anyone else.

[@butter7790]

"My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships" "My previous previous relationship was like two years!" Idk man... They probably have a Nokia...

[@rileyfaeoche3728]

That's a goddamn OP nokia right there

[@ShadowdaHedgie11]

I remember Nokias being indestructable, not lasting long on a charge.

[@butter7790]

@@ShadowdaHedgie11 yes, Nokias are indestructible are lasting longer than any other phone

[@TheGoofy1932]

I still fondly remember my Nokia. That thing lasted forever, well until 4G took over anyway.

[@abigail6297]

Dang it, I just commented that, and found your comment.

[@tiredallthetime1636]

Shout out Jerry for setting boundaries and not letting himself be pressured into something he’s uncomfortable with. Also shout out Dr. Mike for respecting his boundaries

[@louiseb6111]

For one, it’s not like he can force him, lol! And two, why would the doc make himself look like an a-🕳 by not respecting him?! 😂 And three, it’s just like saying to someone, “Can’t talk on the phone right now but we can txt!” I don’t like FaceTime OR talking on the phone (nevermind being in a YT video too🤦‍♀️😂) so I’m completely with him. But I get what you’re saying with Jerry still saying no and not feeling pressured to just say yes by a YT celeb! Bc I think a lot of ppl would feel obliged to say yes depending on who the ‘celeb’ is! 👌

[@emilydemars1861]

Why are you shouting out?

[@louiseb6111]

@@emilydemars1861 They’re cheering them on. Basically saying ‘well done’!

[@youlissalapaix9759]

@@louiseb6111 chill out. It's not that deep.

[@Nohave9]

@Sebik and the eyebrows too

[@sebastiankeller6646]

Omg Jerry lives in Luxembourg. Jerry a day later: I live in Florida mate🤠

[@migga86]

Luxembourg would have been a major time difference (6-8 hours). Florida, not so much.

[@PARAZARELLE]

Dr Mike looks like he's going to be checking his hairline in the mirror for the next two hours.

[@naenaekillua8378]

PARAZARELLE I would like your comment but it has exactly 666 likes and I don’t want to ruin that beautiful number so...

[@PARAZARELLE]

@@naenaekillua8378 Oh wow...I wouldn't have known about the likes had it not been for your comment.

[@tugcekarabalk6046]

More like next two months.

[@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823]

Who cares? I wouldn't toss him.outta bed for eating crackers, lol.

[@sarahmavignierr]

"Dr Mike: never smoked. Dr Mike's laugh: smoked for 164 years and vaped the last 3" 😂

[@NutpuffTheWolf]

I'm the 100th like

[@khaotictrash]

My laugh is like that 😂😂

[@harpujanair8696]

That one was my fav

[@MK-zm7de]

That one should have won!

[@normawarfield19]

I laugh like a hissing cat

[@kellyjokanovich3939]

Dr Mike: has a medical degree Dr Mike: trying to justify why a regurgitated cookie and cream milkshake wouldn’t be that bad

[@schadenfreudebabe]

😂😂

[@Percules01]

Lmfaooooo

[@kristinamitchell716]

Stomach acid plus dairy...he knows they don't jive.

[@Ксю-о9ж]

I feel like we should bombard him with sincere positive comments about him! 😊 Dr. Mike, you're an inspiration to the whole world! Your channel is so bright, useful and unique! ❤ Thank you for all the efforts you make for us, you're faithful listeners! Love from SPB!🎉 I cheked how I spelled your , just in case👀

[@desie742]

Mike: "how old are you?" Jerry: *hits block button

[@steph.uhknee]

Sus af 💀

[@-bramblewing-4668]

I have one your so ugly scooby doo can’t even solve that mystery lol

[@kamyagupta4030]

😂

[@Quit12e4]

SUS AF!!!!!

[@pandasforeverprayingforukr4834]

Sus 👀

[@hermesson8749]

I’m learning Russian and I was so proud that I immediately knew you said “ yes I speak Russian “🥴 Edit: thanks got the likes lol but what’s the point in commenting if you’re just tryna knock down the fact that I felt proud of myself

[@hermesson8749]

@@star.interlude yah but it was just an accomplishment for me lol

[@ninjabro8736]

That's cool but I'm pretty lucky my parents are soviet so I never actually learned it I just kinda know it

[@crowleycornix1569]

@Mr. Overload no it dosent and i speak russian.

[@_kei__la_]

When you’re from russian speaking country and every time you hear eng speaking person say something in russian 👁👄👁

[@crowleycornix1569]

@@_kei__la_ my country also speaks russian, im from latvia.

[@loganfitzgerald5380]

I didn't gety to do one roast so * clears throat * You should bring a plant everywhere you go to replace the air you're wasting

[@yamnaarsalan724]

Oooooooh BURN

[@sabafarhan6133]

Oof

[@wanderall2712]

B*tch that was good. 😂😂

[@adyamishra7496]

ooooooo 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@myriadleviathan]

Ouch

[@ashleyolney3092]

Jerry is probably kicking himself that he thought Dr Mike had been hacked and turned down the video chat! Awesome video and really funny roast comments!

[@thorne_101_7]

_"Im a young canadian I cant be mean."_ Killed me 😭

[@liciacakez9818]

I'm proudly Canadian for many reasons but mostly because we're just lovely fuckin people.

[@indiaxlovee]

Licia Cakez too liberal though

[@indiaxlovee]

Licia Cakez but lovely

[@jenk6895]

g As a Canadian, I couldn’t agree more!!!! Last election about killed me : /

[@tylerbrown8323]

As a Canadian I call this as bullshit

[@IFGchannel931]

Jerry was so savage, not only he wrote the best roast, he also was like "yeah cool whatever, nice chatting with you, bye"... I hope you AT LEAST answered to his 2 previously ignored messages.

[@hungryhikaru]

I thought dr mike wrote "jerry the jerk" but it turns out "jerry tatcher" 😂😂

[@tatertatertatertatertater]

I bet he was secretly freaking out in the background

[@shizukagozen777]

@@tatertatertatertatertater Yeah.

[@powpowouchy5]

@@tatertatertatertatertater not everyone acts like a fanboy.

[@00kidney]

hahaha "You actually look like the human version of lactose intolerance"

[@cheesecakelasagna]

That legit opened my third eye.

[@redeye3087]

Bruh.... u got 666 likes

[@00kidney]

😱OOops.

[@ranjanachoudhary5940]

666 likes?

[@redeye3087]

Katherine u were cursed until I, being the righteous knight that I am, saved you by liking.

[@SpiriitsRoblox]

These are too good!! Whoever came up with these are amazing!!

[@Nour-op6wo]

No one: Jerry: why does my blood not clot at night?

[@jennys9365]

Love this comment!

[@BriannaMSanchez]

I just died 😂😂

[@DaFefenator]

Im laughing so hard!!!!!!!!!!

[@tin.sindiong]

Loooool 😂😂😂😂

[@raimarulightning]

Exactly, lol. That dude is funny but stupid, lol

[@lolscience1979]

Me: *native Russian speaker Me: *hears Russian from stranger on KZbin Me: “I felt that” *sobbing

[@lunesart2295]

What did he say tho

[@lunesart2295]

Oh oki thanx

[@brianhixson5357]

@@lunesart2295 around the 2 to 3 minute mark. I died laughing.

[@WOOOOOOF]

Duuuude

[@danielobsekov2864]

Bruh I speak Russian, he sounds like the typical Russian born in America that is losing the Russian language

[@stayfrostyroyalmilktea]

the lactose intolerance one was my personal favourite but these were all amazing

[@---nu9kg]

Dermatology resident uploads LASER Q&A, she will also upload videos about ACNE treatment and how to get rid of it, or even how to MAKE YOUR LASHES GROW ! Follow her! kzbin.info/www/bejne/aWKolYh_brSCeqc

[@paulaner1865]

DERMATOLOGY Squad f off

[@yourfriendlyturtle8771]

420 likes :D 421 now

[@stayfrostyroyalmilktea]

i didnt know this got so many likes but y’all as much as im disappointed for y’all to ruin the 420- i’m an optimist. let’s aim for 666. jk.. haha unless?

[@yourfriendlyturtle8771]

@@stayfrostyroyalmilktea 😂😂 666 here we come

[@Ilovefreakspewpew]

Someday you'll go far.. And I really hope you stay there

[@inmusicsam]

In the bit where he speaks russian he says "yes, I do speak russian" I dunno if this is useful but whatever

[@Z3noxxy]

T h a n k

[@7yxc]

Y u use translator, I can understand it

[@haewonchoi2752]

Thank you

[@noobslayer442]

Thanks for something I already know since I learned Russian

[@ajithsekhar7118]

Thanks

[@Earth2Natalie]

Doctor Mike: *speaks Russian* Me: 😳😳

[@milkyshakes]

Sapphire Fangs GIRL I REWINDED LIKE 37385418 TIMES

[@sohanaislam4207]

Dnt ask..... I'm having trouble breathing

[@cathzhen22]

What did he say?

[@effortlessrizz]

@@cathzhen22 he said that he talks russian

[@cancelculture4920]

Muda russia

[@samanthawilliams7667]

I personally like “your a dentist.” So direct 😂😂

[@MdSahil-kd9gw]

You're*

[@poojakarkala9263]

Sameeee

[@SF-yh2ot]

Loubna Taoussi you’re everywhere! No one asked you!

[@oglow100]

Im a dental student and that hurt hahaha

[@jessica8739]

Period

[@quandaledingle2141]

Ok, you have to admit, those hairline jokes were absolutely on a next level in so many ways

[@gabiliz-zy]

“Dr Mikes the kind of guy to get his condom tailored before using it” AHAHAHAHAHA

[@ferferrairo]

that's the one that should've won!

[@megha5176]

😂😂😂

[@audraross3012]

I thought that was the best. Why didn't it make the top 5 -- too close to home? 😂

[@nickpassion123]

And I oop sksksks

[@rhondab107]

My favorite too, threw my head back laughing lol!

[@ozzymarshmallow2024]

I love how he called that girl ma’am even after she destroyed him😂

[@beanser5457]

Kosa

[@beanser5457]

ur gay

[@beanser5457]

Kosomac

[@SaharaCaliSara]

If she's young, she might get offended getting called ma'am 😂

[@ozzymarshmallow2024]

Thanks for the heart ❤️

[@idk-ed3ck]

You don’t need a roast. You’re already smokin hot

[@NileshR12]

idk Facts

[@kamin5635]

Facts

[@idkwhattoputfornyuser8307]

Yessss

[@treyyetti7004]

Simp

[@alexandralynn186]

This is good

[@cocobrowny]

The ‘beef tips’ one was the only one I laughed at till I cried 😭😂

[@TM-wm7om]

I don't understand why a lot of people just went with overused "insults".

[@m-h1217]

Cuz they couldn't think of something new?

[@im1yearsold169]

Dat Teapot when I meant your kind I didn’t mean it

[@bensonchen5008]

Dat Teapot some are original but tbh it’s quite hard to think of a good roast. If you don’t understand then why don’t you try

[@HeyImDepressed]

"I'm a young Canadian, I can't be mean" that honesty tho

[@amandasnider2644]

Is it? Where I live in Canada we are constantly, brutally roasting Americans/America

[@C-11235]

Ninters We dont even say eh that often... only as a substitute for “right” and even then... ive never used it

[@amandasnider2644]

@@C-11235 It's not a substitute for how Americans use "huh?". It's close but we don't use it as frequently

[@C-11235]

Amanda Snider I’m sure some people use it like that... I have never personally

[@aylins.6992]

"And instead I'll make passive aggressive comments and hide it behind my politeness , thinking that doesn't count as mean "

[@meowmiaous]

These highschooler jokes had me having heart attacks

[@cornearana275]

Dn you got a like from dr Mike!

[@thskgneizf4334]

the “why did my wife leave me” caught me off guard👁👄👁

[@SAZTAPO]

Yes

[@Ben_Loughrey]

Chest compressions

[@seeratbhatia8405]

I need another one of these videos.

[@jatinmulgund9476]

*Good thing he didn’t put that on reddit, else he would actually get roasted.*

[@Emily-os1jd]

No commnts, that means its true😂

[@atharvameher5880]

Well most of those were popular google ones

[@atharvameher5880]

@@Emily-os1jd very less of them were handmade fir the individual dr mike

[@nickslittlemind8330]

@@atharvameher5880 yea i have heard i would roast you but my mom said not to burn trash that roast is more basic than a white girl called emily

[@rivertothemoon]

@@nickslittlemind8330 lmao so is the my phone battery lasts longer than your relationship

[@nickibear101]

I literally wash my hands after I shower. Why did that feel like a random attack? 😂😪

[@laibaqureshi3310]

Same Here...

[@khatunamezvrishvili6211]

Why

[@CheezusTO]

ME TOO

[@B1ackwo1f151]

because it was we need to unite !

[@Chloe-tj4xs]

Me too lol . I do it twice after corona

[@Psych2go]

Good laughs!

[@mingsipeng4708]

Hi phych2go:))

[@ipsharoy7398]

Oh wait it really is you!

[@darcyjohnson6132]

OMG

[@isaoost1891]

I love your videos!

[@ace-wildcard6027]

PSYCH2GO! BIG FAN! I love your channel!

[@akmalyt4789]

Someone: "Do You Even Speak Russian, Bro?" Dr. Mike: *Speaks Russian* The Subtitle: (Speaks Russian) Me: "Very Helpful Bro."

[@realbeastmaster64]

“Maybe you should slip into something more comfortable than your scrubs, like a coma” bro just went off💀💀

[@toxclegend]

beastmaster64 it’s an old one but it somehow still makes me chuckle

[@Pyonghwaa]

I wash my hands after a shower 😂 because I'm just used to washing them before I apply my skincare.

[@chillystar8153]

Wow its been almsot 2 years and hes still hearting comments.

[@ilovebmth2007]

samee

[@4thDT]

@@chillystar8153 i feel like he just watches his own videos for entertainment and just reads comment sometimes

[@tseramccuen8394]

Omg! Same here!

[@Pyonghwaa]

@@4thDT haha, he gets new notifications for each comment no matter how old the video is 😊

[@rosed_08]

I like how he just laughs harder everytime he gets roasted

[@ohohothisrocks]

He's just hiding the pain

[@rosed_08]

@@ohohothisrocks ik

[@lunareclipse21]

THE NERVOUS LAUGH! It's funny

[@Vyxzi_703]

The harder the pain the louder the laugh

[@kisses4kc]

jerry is such a mood. “the…the red cross? would that be ok with you?”

[@mariahmacias8885]

He’s laughing but we all know he’s crying on the inside.

[@ipraku]

Without that tight tshirt the true emotion will come out.

[@megha5176]

😂

[@MaksKCS]

These are so bad, are y'all just 9 year olds?

[@lumozade2182]

Do you Know how stupid you sound?

[@bligward6609]

@@lumozade2182 wow you do sound stupid

[@una8674]

I wish the "You look like you f*cked up your modeling career and decided to play doctor instead" was in the top 5 I cried laughing during this lmao

[@anveshavyas450]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@CK8smallville]

Yeah, I liked that one the best too!

[@Saturnius]

That one felt like it hit a little too close to home for him

[@unicorndreamsgari5730]

Omg the “I would roast you but my mom said I can’t burn trash”, is so overused.

[@willhead9958]

Ikr

[@randomweirdo7501]

Yes

[@toriellsimon9075]

UnicornDreams Gari some parents tell you to put trash in the fire can in the country can too 😐

[@doaa7941]

@Toriell Simon not very good for your lungs if you don't treat the air

[@eddiet9411]

DoaA wrong run inside and lock the doors then go to your bedroom

[@PBJ3LLYT1ME]

6:49 *running up to you with a grin* Eraser! Eraser! (Ik this vid is old so nobody will see this but worth a shot)

[@blanche.o]

Dr Mike: "I get lonely" Me: hold my poodle I'm coming

[@noodledoodle118]

I'll be there before he can do chest compressions

[@greywolfember5296]

Ok I'm sorry I really really read that wrong I think I need to show myself out now okay

[@jennyl.1509]

🤣😂🤣😂

[@sandenium]

You look like you'll probably try to sell essential oils to him

[@OXWatevazOXClevaOX]

Blanche Oberholzer haha yasssss, like watch my Yorkie! 😂 🚗 💨

[@Whydtheyaddusernames]

Lol everyone attacking his forehead and I’m just like “I think his head and features are perfectly laid out and sized.”

[@UnwaveringBackBone]

Wish someone said that bout my forehead. I make Rihanna's look like an under bite...wait I meant a hop instead of a leap of faith

[@TheBiggestMoronYouKnow]

Meh, he’s ok, if I’m gonna be honest if he wasn’t muscular he’d be super average

[@megem2908]

Exactly! Like his face works, or people wouldn't call him the "hot doctor." 😂

[@saydeespencer]

It’s a perfect forehead lol

[@RedRoseSeptember22]

Same lol

[@arctibex]

I mean if someone randomly messaged me “Where art thou Jerimiah” I might be a little creeped out too-

[@thequeerbee2026]

Yea

[@LaNoturna]

I wouldn't have. I get the humor lol.

[@FarikoWishless]

@@LaNoturna Especially when you say that occasionally yourself it just makes you laugh. Thinking about it I say it often to friends. Strangers... Maybe rarely time and place thing. I don't say it to a new doctor I met for one XD

[@isabelleho2171]

especially when i am female and most certainly am not jeremiah

[@lamriikram9270]

That's exactly wt doctor mike would say

[@idislandacaro9983]

I love your programs, may God give you good health and bless you very much 🙏🙏🙏🥰

[@jorgeherrera1074]

Anyone else notice he complained about a typo and then used “too” instead of “to” when messaging the winner??

[@HopeUnquenchable]

I did; however I also noticed that he’d spotted his typo and corrected it before sending @11:20😉

[@leorad]

@@HopeUnquenchable autocorrect did

[@vanguardna9986]

And you complained about that when your username on KZbin has senseless misspelled in it

[@jorgeherrera1074]

Mood Ahmed it’s spelled correctly...

[@_Calliegraphy_]

Yes. And English isn’t even my first language 😂

[@becca8185]

“we get it you have a small-“ *STETHOSCOPE*

[@lisa_vxng]

ngl that got me good😂😂😂

[@sheilamuchiri6411]

🤣🤣🤣 Loved that too

[@robot2374]

lol 😂

[@amelia2539]

HAHAHHA i loved thattt

[@ab.7179]

Dr mike's laugh: smoked for 164 years and vaped the last 3 "Don't make fun of my wheeze" I swear i laughed soooooo hard i started coughing 😭😂

[@nghtwng1572]

SAME👏HERE👏

[@pressinpickle345]

Last thing I do before getting out of the shower is wash my hands.