Doctor Reacts To Twilight “Medical” Scenes

[@Jah_LEASE_yah]

“Isn’t he a vampire? Can’t he like, spit on her and bring her back??” I laughed for way too long at this.

[@andreea_sayuri]

Samee😂

[@ageisyanejc]

Me too hahaha

[@Theunicorn2012]

“Isn’t he a vampire? Can’t he like, spit on her and bring her back??” I laughed for way too long at this.

[@srehtodnacipE]

“Isn’t he a vampire? Can’t he like, spit on her and bring her back??” I laughed for way too long at this.

[@GhostKingDeAngelo]

Why are people copy pasting the original comment?

[@Zay_istocoolForu]

“Oh look it’s that same dude”😂 4:19….😅

[@hannahm9334]

Bruh this has me dying!!!!

[@krystic8160]

The funniest line in the video 😂

[@lilgreentealeaf]

*Bella on the table like half eaten* Mike: oh yeah so skin to skin is important, we definitely recommend that.

[@clairer342]

I laughed out loud for like a whole minute at that 😂

[@JStep-tl8zx]

I’m wheezing 😅 I’m gonna remember this every time I watch that part of the movie now

[@jessicaarmstrong5035]

lmfao! I think at that point he probably figured she's a goner so he just wants the baby and mom to have the little bit of comfort one last time.

[@dessu8967]

9:24 i really appreciate how dr mike's producer gives him context for each scene. there are way too many reaction videos where they bring in an expert but because they dont know the story/context/status quo of a scene they get really confused/frustrated for the wrong reasons or even end up coming to an inaccurate assessment/diagnosis

[@theresabu3000]

Yeah - I suspect he's the one curating the relevant scenes too. And in doing that has a bit more background info. I sneakily suspect Mike even saw maybe the first one, cause he did know somethings 😇

[@riyaanand22]

"Bella dying while Edward hands the baby to her" Mike- "Yes, skin to skin is important" 😂😂

[@margarbieadams8200]

😂🤣😂🤣

[@mirandakoenig3090]

This hahahaha

[@tinytt854]

Never had kids, I see. The light headedness and weakness after having a baby is pretty close to almost dying.

[@bumblebee898]

That was hilarious 😂😂😂

[@WeAreThePerfectStorm]

I had a c section and was awake for it. If I hadn't pre requested not to see my child immediately after she was born they would have handed her to me too while still sliced open. Laugh all you want but that part definitely was not the point of the docs commentary

[@courtneymarti8199]

All these horrible injuries, and the grossest thing in this video was that SALIVA SHARING CLIP - WHAT ON EARTH!

[@covidfeverdream]

It’s from Not Another Teen Movie

[@courtneymarti8199]

@@covidfeverdream Apparently I will never be watching that, lol.

[@sheryll1536]

Yea that was gross omg

[@amandag8194]

Agree. I started gagging.

[@courtneymarti8199]

@@amandag8194 Saaaaame - I had to look away!

[@Itsjustjazzduh]

“Is he disgusted at the situation that she’s dying or his chest compressions? I can’t tell” I CAAAAAN’T.

[@lizm5303]

Jakob is in love with Bella too and hates that she chose Edward, he is disgusted that she is dying because of that choice.

[@kristinacoleman3693]

I know why Jacob reacted that way, but hearing Mike say that. I just can't, either LMAO

[@glendajeankumi-woode8422]

"What about her bladder?! You gotta be careful!"😂😂😂😂

[@chromicapop4595]

there's a proctologist laughing about THIS

[@nell9400]

"This in bad vampire health care"

[@ESkye91]

"That's bad vampire health care!" -- Too funny

[@tjmcavoy-jensen871]

Yo he’s funny as hell without even trying 😂

[@michellestreater3296]

😂😂😂😂

[@cynless6489]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@amandagould2596]

Busted out laughing at this!

[@jamiekheng6482]

I laugh until cannot breath 😅😂

[@VeronicaGarcia-hf7jb]

“Aren’t vampires worries about blood-borne diseases?” Gives a whole new meaning to “Drink responsibly.”

[@andriannalu4991]

Honestly I never considered that they could get blood-borne diseases. Now I can't help but consider this a possibility

[@daniverdusco9452]

Okay, but their bodies just regenerate constantly, so would it be a problem?

[@SilasTheSilly]

In ‘Only lovers left alive’ they actually mention this a lot, talking about “bad blood” and how they can only get blood from a specific source

[@tinytt854]

They are dead. The diseases aren't catching. 🤷🏿

[@marianelachiu7582]

@@daniverdusco9452 maybe it would be like getting food poisoning?

[@Maria-zk3sw]

"oh no she's gonna eat the scalpel" "oh is he eating the baby?" IM DECEASED

[@luzytb4681]

XDDDDDDDDDDDD I CANT

[@dm4121]

Ask doctor Mike to perform chest compression on you then😨

[@tyrondacoleman2694]

😂😂😂😂

[@dietotaku]

so is bella 🥁

[@akshen92]

Someone call the ambulance. Imma perform chest compressions. 👩🏽‍⚕️

[@cprwriting]

"Careless Whisper" with Carlisle made me CACKLE!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@5Gburn]

Perfection 🎶🎶 🎷 🎶🎶

[@amritaraghunathan6050]

It's Edward literally throwing Bella into a wall and making it so much worse that gets me like he really just went the extra mile and sliced off half of her arm lmaoo ✨

[@ImCastielsBitch01]

frrr 😭✋🏽

[@Chuck_EL]

To be fair, Jacob is a werewolf and he was taking it easy with his chest compressions as he would of crushed her sternum if he would of went all in Same as Edward

[@XxZeldaxXXxLinkxX]

​@@Chuck_ELI hate that trope, it's called control. That's like saying strongmen can't do chest compressions or recommending EMTs to not weight train 🙄

[@lauraladyll]

It’s not out of the ordinary for ribs to break during CPR. It’s more important to keep the person alive than it is to protect their ribs.

[@lich109]

​@@Chuck_ELThat doesn't make sense, you don't have to give it your all, just push enough to get the chest two inches down.

[@covidfeverdream]

“Is she okay? She looks frail.” as Bella dies sent me.

[@lisa_vxng]

Same

[@biancaoxo02]

😂😂😂😭

[@natalielawyerchick]

I screamed with laughter 😂

[@ClaudiaReneFuentes]

this comment made me laugh about it all over again

[@BoxOfToasters]

Bella: Dying Dr Mike: HMMM SHE LOOKS FRAIL

[@Tammisherry]

Dr. Mike: "I hope I don't regret this." Everyone, all at once: "You're going to regret this."

[@Snorlaxiian]

I never read the books but the movies are absolutely retarded

[@ZippedUpKitz]

😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀

[@jlerrickson]

Addie from AHS: you're gonna regret it, you're gonna regret it...

[@emelialartey2973]

Literally that’s exactly what I said

[@tyrondacoleman2694]

Right

[@AcidDragon36]

You can tell he loves his viewers because he willingly watched Twilight for us

[@turtleduck9198]

Dr. Mike is the best/worst person to watch something with, he would break down everything. “Aren’t vampires worried about blood borne diseases? These are problems you should think about as a vampire!”

[@sandiesandholm1236]

My first thought when he said that was "dude, they're already dead!"

[@AngelJuliet]

@@sandiesandholm1236 plus they rapidly heal so it probably wouldn’t matter

[@Pula_ne]

@@AngelJuliet he makes a really good point though because how quickly could they heal from blood borne diseases?

[@lauraelliott6909]

​@@Pula_ne Vampires don't have blood anymore.

[@anishawoods8443]

Mike, they're already dead… What's a disease going to do? Kill them again?

[@JustaBladeofGrass]

“You’re not circulating the GODDAMN MEDICATION” -Doctor Mike

[@agapeeternal]

I lost it at this omfg 😂

[@mylifewithmarmalade4624]

Right? I love how passionate he his about this ACLS vampire edition sequence. I also just envision Dr Mike as an attending saying this to a med student who completely flipped out during a code and forgot all the protocols.

[@HSMfanatic17]

You're not circulating the venom which is transforming her!!!!

[@Shad0wst3pz]

Sounds like if Gordon Ramsay was a doctor instead.

[@I_love_all_the_animals]

I didn’t like that he said that, at all, actually. 🙅🏻‍♀ And with all the simple words people are not allowed to say, on YT, now-a-days, it disturbs me that even YT has no problem with “GD” and allows that to stay in the video. 🙁👎🏻Shame on Dr. Mike, for saying that, and shame on YT for being fine with that.

[@shannona3613]

"I felt like that was not just unethical, but unconstitutional as well" I am dying. the quotes in this video are too much

[@Octobris]

And the smile right after 😂

[@cassidysanchez5072]

Ginger ale? For the nausea? 😂😂 Everyone knowing it’s blood 😂😂

[@Maria-jq3zv]

Though it did help with her nausea.

[@wmdkitty]

Okay, the "baby-eating" was Edward opening the amniotic sac with his teeth because the scalpel wouldn't cut it.

[@snowflakechoirox]

Yep. It had diamond strength just like vampire skin. This is the skin of a killer.

[@reneeluv1986]

@@snowflakechoirox 😅

[@daniellespencer5026]

@@snowflakechoirox the amniotic sack of a killer lol

[@lizm5303]

I think someone needs to read the story to understand it.

[@jessicaarmstrong5035]

Which I just think is weird. Then again, the whole sparkly vampire thing was weird too. I know that vampires are super strong and probably extra durable but marble skin? And marble placenta? Now that's weird. That only works because of the sparkly vampire thing. In normal vampire lore, this wouldn't exist. I honestly think the whole purpose of the sparkly vampire thing was specifically for this scene. Which is disappointing.

[@jaredp653]

Hearing Dr Mike saying "You're not circulating the goddamn medication" caught me so off guard it is the hardest I've ever laughed at one of his videos 😂

[@Tooncesthecatwhodrives]

Just the randomness of him saying that is what’s so funny!🤣

[@gingerhowe5247]

I think that was one of the funniest parts. 😅

[@Hiiiiiiii879]

Staying alive

[@erjusik]

I literally choked on my tea😂

[@han.nah.]

Would really appreciate it if he didn’t use God’s name that way though 😔

[@strawberryentity3306]

"I've never seen a surgeon do that :/" almost made me cry laughing, the way he's so serious about it too 😭

[@SnCfan4lifeee]

" I'm going to make some phone calls; this changes a lot " lol😂

[@slythexrin]

"is he eating the baby?" I BURST OUT LAUGHING HELP

[@mithungnanavarothayam8791]

Jakob was eating the baby He was planning to do something else on the baby

[@chesneyurban2393]

Dude why am I laughing at this even more than the scalpel comment

[@yehudisfriedman8459]

Did you eat the baby? Oops, wrong vampire show

[@tiffanyreene7955]

I was screaming 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jaginaiaelectrizs6341]

​@@yehudisfriedman8459🤣🤣🤣🤭👏🏻👏🏻

[@reddale5952]

“She’s gonna eat the scalpel “ “Is he eating the baby?” IM SNORTING LAUGHING RIGHT NOWWW😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@leahhalfpenny3335]

Right after that moment “ I felt like that was not just unethical but unconstitutional as well” 😂

[@reddale5952]

@@leahhalfpenny3335 😂😂

[@chesneyurban2393]

Me too! My whole family looked at me like I was psychotic as I'm over here dying laughing

[@susand2729]

*Edward monches Bella's incompetently C-sectioned abdomen* Dr. Mike: "I've delivered 30 plus babies. I've assisted dozens more. Never seen a surgeon do that." Help I'm crying 😂

[@lizm5303]

The reason Edward is doing that is because Bella's abdomen is very hard and is beyond any normal doctor's help, Edward has to use his vampire teeth to do the c-section.

[@lexi568]

@@lizm5303Why did I never realize that until now (after I’ve watched the saga 400 times)

[@drishe08]

6:27 it’s because he is a vampire since the 15th century so he has practiced to not react when he reacts or come across human blood and even The whole family practiced with him and in order to do that they drink animal’s blood (which is vegetarian to them) so that’s why he doesn’t react so they can control it while jasper is new to the family so he is still practising and that’s why he reacted that way

[@professorbutters]

I think Carlyle comes from a very religious family in the 17th century, aka Witchburning Central. He’s very spiritual and has never drunk blood except to turn someone on the point of death, and has trained himself to have iron self-control. The adjective used to describe him always is “compassionate.” He’s one of many vampires whose backstories would be way more interesting than the stories we got.

[@drishe08]

@@professorbutters Yep! I really wished his backstory was also shown in more depth!

[@brittanyg533]

To answer the question on why Carlisle isn't reacting to Bella's arm bleeding: If I recall correctly, he's used to it. Years of becoming a doctor and helping people since he was bitten in the late 17th century has made him learn to control the vampiric urges. Been 15 years since I read the books, but Carlisle's story was the one I remember the most.

[@MamaMoonHigurashi2023]

The Cullens are also what the vampire world calls "vegans/vegetarians". They only feed on animal blood, They don't drink human blood.

[@barborajezkova8393]

since he was bitten in the17th century😭😭😭😭😭

[@lets.get.intoit.]

Also wasn't his 'power' self control?

[@_The_Archive_]

Fun Fact: Before casting, Robert Pattinson had never heard of the Twilight novel. He only attended casting because his American agent persuaded him and he liked Kristen Stewart's performance in Into the Wild.

[@muhabbetkusukavun4292]

The fact that that would be the worst and the best decision of his career

[@maketycry3952]

And he had burned through all of his Harry Potter money

[@hamsanandini7647]

Those two must have such a fun time dissing on that series lol

[@mxbubbles4753]

and he's regretted it ever since 😂

[@aiden3627]

His interviews talking about how stupid these movies are is hilarious

[@kalabell12]

I was hoping you’d react to the “drowning” scene after Bella jumps into the water, hits her head on the cliff, and gets pulled out by Jacob, who proceeds to do even worse chest compressions than in the post-birth scene 😂

[@AriVirtual]

please i so want a react to this

[@tracyleesmith781]

Oh yeah I agree!

[@MasochistMouse]

Yes, we NEED that reaction!

[@quaseumhomemrenascentista6911]

Petition for a part two while he also does the RIDICULOUS hospital scene in the first one where the cannula keeps moving

[@r.altman6458]

The girl is a walking accident, there are so many possibilities!

[@JoannaXu-x4k]

1:33 "HI SISTERS- AHHH!"

[@er4148]

"You'd think the bags under her eyes would go away too" "...oh they do. SpOkE tOo SoOn" sent me

[@KH-gj3ih]

I probably drove my entire family nuts as they were trying to sleep and I was roaring with laughter over the entire c-section scene. “Isn’t he a vampire? Can’t he just spit on her and bring her back?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@estrickland2011]

😂😂😂😂😂 I was laughing the entire time!! I woke my kid up from laughing lmao

[@YodaMasterOfTheUniverse]

6:23 Carlisle is the Olympic coven's (Cullen family) oldest vampire, basically having more control of his instincts. Jasper on the other hand is fresh meat or the newest vampire among them, so he has not completely controlled his blood lust. It was also said Jasper could feel the emotions of people around him so he most likely felt the blood lust of his family towards Bella. About contracting infectious blood diseases/disorders, nope, cause they are 'immortals'

[@violetmaritime]

immortal means they won't die of natural causes, if they got an infectious blood disease they would die just as easily as getting a stake to the heart lol

[@KitKat-kc3sq]

Jasper was the second oldest of the Cullens as he was a confederate and the rest were turned in the 1900s. I think he was just the newest to the "don't eat people" diet.

[@Eggette]

To add to this, their blood doesn't flow, and they don't breathe, which is why they can't get sick

[@sametheus]

not the newest vampire, the newest VEGETARIAN. he was turned at the beginning of the civil war

[@tjohns25]

​@@KitKat-kc3sq and he also had a different philosophical mindset than the others. He always believed that the blood-instinct was out of the vampire's control. He never saw it as a choice, a goal that could be accomplished by force of will.. at least not until Bella was able to suddenly stop chasing the human the first time she went out to hunt. This shattered his belief system.

[@starrrbea]

6:32 Carlisle is immune to the temptation of blood bc he’s been a vampire for so long and has trained himself on animal blood instead :)

[@elmartell5724]

Mike not having a single crumb of context is the best part of this process 😂❤

[@Marilynefc]

Exactly 😂😂😂😂

[@lorelisromancastro4457]

“THIS IS BAD VAMPIRE HEALTHCARE” had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tracyleesmith781]

Nooooo I was deeeeaaad!!😂😂😂😂 And congrats for his response to u. ❤❤❤❤

[@lorelisromancastro4457]

@@tracyleesmith781 Thank you! I gotta admit I freaked out a little when I saw it!!😭🥹🥹🥹

[@BrooklynSaunders718]

Right 😂😂😂

[@MADDIE-fw8mi]

"my simple human mind is thinking like AMBULANCE. And they're like *we're just gonna fly*" Got me crying with laughter. Dr Mike's humour Is hilarious 😂 😂

[@izzafizza339]

Michael Burnham - let's flyyy

[@TwilightShatter12]

Carlisle doesn’t react to the blood like the others because he is about 320 years old and trained himself to resist the urge of human blood, instead hunts only animals and considers him and his family “vegetarians”. He wanted to be a doctor since he was human, and took that into when he became a vampire, then trained himself after decades of practice. Also, Edward bit her to save her from dying, so he used the venom to transform her before she could fully die human. He also saved the baby while doing so. Incredible saga. Hope this helps!

[@rylandmarchetti9215]

As a die heart twilight fan, vampires can’t die from diseases or injuries cause they’re immortals. The only way they can die is from ripping their head off. Carlisle doesn’t get the intense craving for blood cause he’s been a vampire for so many decades that it doesn’t faze him anymore. When you’re a vampire, you stop aging cause of immortality. And the reason why the first movie looks like everyone is so pale cause of the filter they chose to use. The reason why Bella’s bones and health in general is so brittle cause since the baby is half vampire; it’s sucking all the nutrients,vitamins and of course blood from Bella.

[@Greentrees60]

Also there is a special jterine lining around the vampire baby, which might explain why the scans look so wierd, and like all vampire skin ots impermeable with steel etc, which is why Edward uses his teeth.

[@Greentrees60]

There's a special uterine lining for the vampire baby which is impenetrable by medical technology (imaging, scalples) which probably explains part of why the scan looks so wierd, and is why Edward uses his teeth to rip it open

[@Slashycent]

I'm pretty sure a Twilight vampire can even survive a decapitation, or any lost body part for that matter, as long as they have a chance to glue themselves back together with their venom. Now, if said exposed and highly flammable venom is ignited with fire, they're truly done for. 🔥

[@lauraelliott6909]

​@@SlashycentYes, that's why when vampires want to destroy another vampire, they rip them apart and burn the pieces.

[@MsLisa1114]

Thanks didn't know this❤

[@Randie89]

5:27 A papercut, the tree's last revenge.

[@tinytt854]

My paper cuts never bleed.

[@Awidferd]

that makes me sad😭😭😭😭

[@hermionehp1100]

“Vampires should be worried about blood borne diseases!” That’s literally how I learned about HIV in 5th grade. We watched a cartoon about a vampire that contracted HIV.

[@srehtodnacipE]

Aight what's the name of the cartoon

[@rhov-anion]

Daaang we need to know the name.

[@itsdune079]

@hermionehp1100 please tell us the name of the cartoon

[@srehtodnacipE]

C'mon don't be shy now just drop the title & it's all good 👿🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

[@renskerotjes1349]

okay butttt arent vampires dead? whats the worst that could happen, die again? lol

[@CindyBaucom-v2j]

“I hope I don’t regret this”….. famous last words.

[@SashaThePhoenix]

-the placenta detached by accident when Bella tried to pick something up by bending over, so they had to do an emergency c-section -the placenta has the same level of invulnerability as vampire skin, so the only thing that can cut through it is vampire teeth, hence the stomach biting.

[@mykajones2308]

Ohhhhh

[@WeAreThePerfectStorm]

Magical teeth versus very sharp scalpel 😅 but yeah that makes more sense to me now too.... in a way

[@garbage69353]

Well yes, the placenta AND embryonic sac yes

[@d.5432]

Oh thanks for clearing that up. I was so confused

[@khushbu_luhar]

Yes

[@error-titan-speakergirl]

“I’d say she’s under acting” 😂😂 Dr Mike, you couldn’t be more on point even if you tried.

[@CountryBuff08]

Either under or over. Kristen had no middle ground in these movies.

[@grandmabecky7984]

​@@CountryBuff08 Was this her debut movie

[@AnniCarlsson]

Well Bella is not really a charismatic person

[@lgt_jne]

😂😂😂

[@arianavail]

@@AnniCarlsson I personally like to argue that Bella was written this way, it's not Kristen Stuart's fault, she played what was written.

[@sbeltred]

Remember Guys. If a werewolf is injured. always ask them Howl' they're doing

[@ChelleJM-m2i]

Lol

[@Pizzashahark]

This should get top comment

[@user-nonxx]

LOL-

[@naadiyaorrie1180]

stop the jokes don't make me in a bad mood i loved this vid

[@furkanbozdag8198]

​@@naadiyaorrie1180how

[@lisaschneider1658]

15:19 my 9 year old was in the room while I was watching this movie. He looked over at this part and went, "aaaand now we're in a medical drama" with a 🙄 and went back to what he was doing

[@Nikki_g87]

“Is he eating the baby?” Nope, he was actually completing the caesarean with his teeth as (if I remember right) the scalpel wasn’t strong enough to cut through the uterus on account of the vampire baby

[@kayleighandhercat1351]

Yup. He bit her stomach open and removed Rasputin

[@kathleenmusiak1369]

@@kayleighandhercat1351Rasputin 😭🤣😭🤣😭😭😭😭

[@kayleighandhercat1351]

@@kathleenmusiak1369 🤣🤣🤣

[@chicvintage1736]

Of course Carlisle is in desperate need of a transfusion. He’s a vampire. He literally had almost all of his blood sucked out of him before he became a vampire.

[@garbage69353]

That is canonically inaccurate. The vampire who turned him did so accidentally and hastily, so not much blood was removed.

[@pamhernandez6565]

I laughed too hard at this comment! Thanks for the laugh!

[@gingercatsaredemons]

So off topic but Carlisle is.. 🫦

[@garbage69353]

@@gingercatsaredemons Edwards adopted father. The vampire who turned Edward into a vampire. The blonde doctor in the clips.

[@ElusiveTy]

@@gingercatsaredemons Whatever emoji that is is showing as a box for me. I'm guessing it's a flame because he's hot af.

[@Righteousbandit]

Not Doctor Mike ALREADY diagnosing them with deficiencies at the beginning of the movie😂😭

[@dutchkel]

To be honest we are quite deficient up here but usually it's Vit D. It's legit ha.

[@gemhart82]

7:43 “my guy that was so unnecessary” 😂 i’m crying

[@AnushaMoondra]

2:29 to this is I say Carlisle Cullen is a vampire with amazing vision and can move really fast I actually liked that bit because it show how he uses his vampire abilities to help ppl

[@SuperYellowcats]

I love the “never seen a surgeon do that before” as Edward is biting her LOL

[@rishabharya3329]

It rhymes, dawg

[@nolegirl4god]

You meant, "Save her, Edward" while saying, "Save her, Robert." 🧛🏻 "Bad vampire healthcare" is so funny that you got me laughing and "is he going to eat the baby" kept me giggling.

[@geisyanejc]

actually edward's name in real life is Robert hahhhahaha

[@khaotictrash]

8:40 Yeah, hitting somebody in the mouth can turn bad really quickly. My stepdad punched a guy for grabbing his then girlfriend’s butt, and the guy’s two front teeth got lodged inside of my stepdad’s hand. His arm got so badly infected that the doctors thought they might have to amputate it to prevent him from dying, but they opted for stronger medication and my stepdad eventually fought off the infection. It’s been over 30 years and he still has a scar from the dude’s teeth on the back of his hand.

[@StarRoseDragon5]

To their credit, I think the reason why they did an awful job at chest compressions was because they didn’t want to hurt Bella. Imagine having super strength and being so careful you don’t accidentally kill them. When Edward pushes Bella away his strength flings her into walls lol Same with Jacob, Bella punches him and she ends up breaking her hand. So in that sense, their hearts were in the right place but they are ill equipped for the task at hand

[@masterjunko]

I dunno, I still think they could've controlled their strength better; like how you do compressions on a baby vs an adult. Also ribs breaking is better than being dead.

[@masterjunko]

i guess maybe a better example would be pushing an ant depending on how you see their strength, but even then you can gauge force between just pressing and squishing an ant despite how big we are

[@StarRoseDragon5]

@@masterjunko hmmm I’m not so sure about that, given what we know about ants. And the occasional experimenting with them as kids haha In this particular instance we don’t know much about vampires. Like Dr Mike said, we would need to know how strong vampires are. Given that vampires and humans are the same size and share our same likeness, strength would be a problem. Carlisle did say it took him years before he could tame his bloodlust. But that was because he practiced. If I remember right, most of the other vampires kept to themselves and refused to socialize with humans. Meaning there was no practice in coping with their strength involved. How would they be able to gauge their strength if they never put it to practice with humans? Flinging Bella like a rag doll throughout most of the story showed Edward didn’t do much practicing haha

[@masterjunko]

@@StarRoseDragon5 I guess that's true as well, fair enough.

[@edweefication]

Rather than "heal quickly", vampires in Twilight are, you could say, very durable. Their skin is like marble. But yes, in other hand, if they got hurt, they could heal themselves, though I'm not sure how long it takes. In other hand, the werewolves (or shapeshifters?) in Twilight do heal very quickly. Jacob needed one night to recover from shattering bones injury. And because he healed rapidly, the healing process was hell of pain.

[@MossLikesLJ]

Jacob also started healing before his bones were set right, so Vampire Doctor had to break his ribs again to make them grow back the right way :)

[@edweefication]

@@MossLikesLJ real ouch moment 🤣 btw you mean Carlisle? 😅

[@alatielinara]

He also healed faster than examined, so they needed to break his bones in order for them to properly align and heal

[@Justalittlemushroom]

"YEA! Back injury" -my fave quote from Mike 03:23

[@5Sam_Bam5]

7:00 Is no one gonna talk about how majestic this doctors eyes are he has one blue and one green eye!

[@bella96000]

9:58 Her placenta was impenetrable because her baby was half vampire. Meaning they couldn't find out how she was doing because they couldn't get imaging done. Imagine a giant crystal mass being right there, and that's what they would see.

[@shellyoss8754]

The comparison of Jasper dashing for a bit of blo*d and Bear dashing for a dropped crumb- 🤣

[@LeraShoxx]

"Oh, is he eating the baby?" 😂

[@ElisaWolfM]

8:30 if he said you know what dangerous is a mad protective father I would have died laughing bc it true depending on your parents.

[@ebbsnori]

"Oh no! She is going to eat the scapel!" Got me laughing sooo hard!! 😂😂

[@The_Catnip]

"Oh no, she's gonna eat the scalpel!" I am dying 🤣

[@marjorie5098]

That one was too funny 😂

[@suzie_do_you_copy]

You can tell Mike has seen STUFF during his years as a doctor because his reaction to the whole part from Bella breaking her back to her dying after birth was way too calm compared to anyone else. Lol.

[@LeahB31]

I covered the screen with my hand.

[@galllowglass]

I can still hear her back breaking 🪦

[@HSMfanatic17]

You mean unless we knew what was about to happen and expected it.

[@tarysunshine3878]

My eldest maybe close to a vampire baby. He took up a lot of calcium from my body it cost my hair, nails& skin to break. My second cost me.2 of my tooth

[@Oceaninabottle]

Your mention of cyanosis actually helped me on one of my Human Anatomy and Physiology assignments, and now I’ll never forget it! Thanks!

[@Justlov4]

"FANCY RESIDENT COMING IN WITH THE TEAL SHIRT AND TEAL TIE AND PALE SKIN!" I love that Doc Mike was like everyone is anemic LMAO I really wanted Doc Mike's reaction to the horrible cgi baby LOL

[@TiaTaya]

I love how he said the long hair doesn't look good on the actor that played Jacob, I've been saying that forever and nobody agreed 😭 thank you doctor i agree 😂❤

[@0x0rOSRS]

You mean taylor lautner

[@IAMYOLO2020]

I agree, Taylor Lautner looks way better with short hair

[@Galaxy_wolfy14]

Yeah short hair definitely suits him better

[@rileysjonger4192]

How about let's not comment on people's appearances lmfao.

[@lizm5303]

Lol, yeah he looks much better when he gets to lose the wig he had to wear for a while.

[@poprostuja8223]

I just wanna say that Sam is like an unsung hero of these videos.

[@Marilynefc]

He was quick to answer questions too! Twilight fan I bet

[@I_love_all_the_animals]

Who is Sam?

[@Violet-FourthWing]

Not the, "Bro got moves of his own Mike," I cannot with that 😂

[@trishtrish41]

I’m a DV Survivor and I will say, you’re right about bacteria in the hand from punching someone in the mouth. My abuser actually had issues with infection after hitting me

[@essandera9499]

Just some karma saying hi to the POS. Hope you're no contact with them

[@Chuck_EL]

Sorry that happened

[@Roronoa2zoro]

Hey, you take your victories where you can. Hope whatever they got was permanent.

[@shroomyk]

I'm sorry you had to go through that but I am also be a little happy at their karma. Mine chomped down on my wrist (I was calling the cops) but thankfully I didn't get any infection. I think something is up with the nerves in that area though as there are numb spots and it's been 14 years.

[@Nicamon]

@@Chuck_EL What's a DV?

Mike is so strong and brave to make it through all of this. My head hurts.

[@stephsaguudefan1753]

For some more context on the baby delivery scene. The baby's placenta detached which made the baby freak out and start kicking. It's very strong, like way stronger than an adult human, and in the process of kicking it broke her spine. The part where Edward is biting her wound is actually him trying to break the amniotic sack because it's also stronger than usual and won't just break on its own. The part where he lays the baby on her chest and you hear a weird sound and she says "ow" is the baby trying to latch onto her breast, but it has teeth and it bit her, so it hurt her. If you have more questions let me know.

[@star_baker]

Why did the make the latch bite so loud 😭

[@stephsaguudefan1753]

@@star_baker So you could tell what's happening without them having to show her breast. And also because the baby has fangs.

[@mb-sb5ever]

First thought: The baby has teeth? Second thought: oh yeah fast ageing Third thought: but still?

[@stephsaguudefan1753]

@mb-sb5ever Before Bella and Edward, the way these half vampire half human babies got out of their mothers was by eating their way out of the amniotic sack. Bella is the first person to have "survived" birthing a creature of this kind. The movie doesn't go into this much detail though.

[@star_baker]

@@stephsaguudefan1753 but it sounds like a hard crunch and a nipple.. is not like that

[@Rachel-bn4uo]

3:25 HELP 🤣 “yea! Back injury” 🤣

[@LlannaaJorgan]

As a note, he bit the placenta open because (according to the book) they had previously discovered through trying to get a sample of amniotic fluid that the placenta was as solid as their vampire skin meaning no knife would be able to break it. Only vampire teeth (or I guess werewolf teeth) are strong enough to break through, so biting her open was actually always the plan, they were just expecting it to not be an emergency c-section with Carlisle not even on site yet

[@lizm5303]

Considering Edward is Bella's husband in the birth scene, she wouldn't want Jacob to be the one using his teeth for the c-section.

[@laraechesney]

Also the books do tell you that Edward and Rosalie both have gotten their medical degree, they just don't actually practice medicine.

[@KeloKatt]

Yes! I was looking for this comment (so I didn’t remember it wrong) and also wasn’t this the reason why her scans looked so weird as well because they scan couldn’t go through the “steel uterus”?

[@LlannaaJorgan]

@@KeloKatt off the top of my head I don’t remember anything about scans, but I do remember it causing issues collecting a sample of amniotic fluid

[@Black-Swan-007]

He didn't bit the placenta open you goof, he bit the amniotic sack XD

[@shelbswashere]

“he failed med school 101 in vampire diaries 103” got me dying

[@choirpinguin]

In middle school I was a diehard fan of the Twilight saga, to the point that I walked around telling people I had OCD (Obsessive Cullen Disorder) and not realizing what it really meant. Imagine the reality check I had when I was later diagnosed with ACTUAL OCD in college, which is a very different experience 😅😅😅

[@chromicapop4595]

I have it too but not super big on twilight but Jakob had me dying at his reaction

[@taliahscott1927]

“Oh no she’s gonna eat the scalpel” Dr. Mike PLEASE 😂😂😂😂😂

[@AlyssaTaylor9]

9:21 I know why it looks all freaky like that! Because she's having a vampire baby she has a vampire amniotic sac, which blocks any imaging they try to do on the baby. Now, why they chose to make it look like an empty black void of despair... that I can't tell you.

[@NickZephyr]

The “hi sisters!!” with Carlisle had me cackling 🤣

[@Lavenrius]

Omg same I was giggling so hard 😂

[@lauryn5350]

I woke my mom 😂

[@LostProxyNevermore]

0:59 it’s part of the fight or flight response. It’s the less talked about response called the freeze response.

[@bassetthound4190]

Dr. Mike guessing everything WRONG is one of the funniest parts of this video 😂😂 Love ya, Dr. Mike!

[@4RILDIGITAL]

Hilarious to witness a medical doctor react to the "Twilight" series. Your amusing observations along with the medical diagnosis, despite its surreal plot, made it an entertaining watch. It's impressive how you keep your medical judgment sharp even in fantastic scenarios.

[@xy5le]

9:09 Dr. Mike's editor is having alot of fun with this video 😂

[@ilovetaylor2169]

6:30 As someone who has read the books, and was a huge fan of the movies….that doctor vampire is not afraid of blood because he has been doing it for 400 years or so. He has quite an interesting backstory actually, he was born in the 1600s when people were really into vampire hunts. He was a devout Christian who got turned into a vampire during one of these hunts. His whole thing is that he subdues the monster within him by only drinking animal blood, and refuses to drink human blood. In fact he helps humans by becoming a doctor. He’s been a doctor for almost 200 years(which makes the mistakes almost funnier lol 😂). His whole family drinks only animal blood(they call themselves vegetarian vampires), but the newer members of his family have difficulty with it, because human blood is harder to resist.

[@violett874]

Tbf to Carlisle, practicing medicine 200 years ago was very different and more lax than today😅

[@barneytheblonde5252]

(Edward bites Bella) Mike: "I've delivered 30+ babies, I've never seen a surgeon do that." LOL

[@natalierose2686]

2:15 Dr. Mike saying that carlise can't just slap on a coat and pretend he's a doctor. I'm like excuse you he's been studying for 300 years 😂

[@libbyclark1716]

😂😂😂

[@phastinemoon]

Also… he’s definitely pretending to be a doctor, mostly to discredit and coverup them being vampires.

[@pennalopievalentine6604]

@@phastinemoon he isn’t pretending he actually practices medicine and has been for decades lol, the medical scenes are bad bc they aren’t written by doctors and we are in a fantasy vampire universe so

[@Emirsyn-hb2di]

i kep yelling at him like "no bla bla bla" lol

[@jessicaarmstrong5035]

Nah it's valid if Dr. Mike never saw the movie. I mean, Carlisle has been fixing humans for 300 years and yet he can't do a proper neuro exam with a pen light? One of the many inaccuracies of the movie.

[@screamingchameleon]

Props to the editor for giving Carlisle the BGM he deserved 🫡

[@hanners4895]

I feel like Dr. Mike secretly likes Carlisle.

[@I_love_all_the_animals]

What’s a BGM? A big golden moment?

[@screamingchameleon]

@@I_love_all_the_animals it stands for back ground music, although both could work really 🤣 actually I like big golden moment better

[@I_love_all_the_animals]

@@screamingchameleon Thank you 🙂, both for explaining to me what the abbreviation stood for (because I like to know these things, and it bothers me, not to know), and for complimenting me on my guess of what it stood for. Yes, the music 🎶 was absolutely perfect for dreamy Dr. Carlisle Cullen, I agree! 💯👌

[@cathyreed6180]

Honestly, your commentary on this was much more enjoyable than actual watching the first three movies.

[@samanthastuart4607]

😂

[@analaurasanmartin8510]

"OH THE PATELLA!" cracked me up

[@supersizesenpai]

Imagine trying to hid your identity as a vampire by looking like a vampire lord. 1:18 😂😂

[@rachelklein9752]

Fun fact: I went to middle school with the actress who played Rosalie (Nikki Reed). I love this video as it has been cracking me up especially when he says "Babies are vampires."

[@juliakercsmar6587]

Wait wait wait ✋ you witnessed her "thirteen" era??? Im guessing you just knew her name but still. Thats cool

[@ImNotQualifiedToSayThisBut]

You might potentially have doxxed yourself just now

[@jessicaholscher4097]

Just an FYI for anyone who didn't read the books, Kristen Stewart plays Bella exactly as she was written.

[@shania991]

THANK YOU when people say omg “why is she acting like that so cringe” like duhhh that’s how she’s written

[@snowboardgurl4545]

I'm not sure if that makes me feel better or worse 😂

[@leahscontemporary]

No she did not. And i wish yall would stop saying that because it only lets me know you dont have any understanding of the character. Bella in the books is always prone to tantrums and fits of crying. She's very emotional and stubborn when things don't go her way. She can be very petulant at times. She also has a big martyr complex. To add, Bella is kinda funny. Yeah she has like that corny elementary school teacher humor that's kinda cringy but often you'll find her more so joking at the irony or the ridiculousness of a situation than really riffing off the dome or cracking like fart jokes or something. Book Bella is reserved, maybe a little shy but altogether a well put together person. So saying whatever the heck that was supposed to be Bella in the movies is the same as written is hilarious at best. Although I do mainly blame Kristen's acting for the common misconception. Bella's interesting, but i know not necessarily likeable. But not liking her doesn't mean that Bella is a poorly-drawn character. She's very much an individual, and in fact her lack of relatability is why she grated on my nerves so severely as the series progressed. Not just anyone would think and behave the way Bella does, but again to Meyer's credit, Bella's questionable decisions are driven by and stem from a consistent worldview and inner logic. That's an achievement - Bella's personality doesn't shift around so that she'll act in the way that best suits the plot, but rather she reacts to situations in tandem with who she already is. Kristen does the nothing of the sort. So in no way can you say Bella is a blinking and stuttering mess. And yes while Kristen gives off cool hippie mellow vibes, I think the brunette hair and the pale coloring is where all of the similarities with the character end. Because Bella is very girl next door, she's the quintessential pretty but doesn't know it yet, the shy introverted bookworm in that beauty and the beast might turn around and fall in love forever with brooding monster kind of way. But she was never a blanked face cringy pick me. Bella's even described as having a heart shaped face and full lips and big doe eyes and billows of long thick brown hair. In contrast to Kristen whose features are sharper, and who has a more chill skater chick vibe to her; not necessarily the blushing bookworm. And she does try but that softer girl next door vibe just doesnt come naturally to Kristen

[@khepur]

@@leahscontemporaryAs someone who has read all the books, watched all the movies, and scoured through the supplemental material... I could not disagree more. Book Bella is a blank slate because that was the POINT. That era of teen romance fantasy was when the popularity of the 'self-insert' books was at an all-time high. The female protagonist characters were written with the idea of the reader 'being' that character in the story, so the characters themselves had to have very little personality. The only real defining trait of Book Bella is her fixation on Edward and being with him, and then later having a child with him. She doesn't even have any hobbies, ffs. If you've ever seen Kristen Stewart act in any other movies, you know that the way she played Bella was what the directors were telling her to do.

[@nmv33]

Thank you! That’s why I tell people Stewart was the right choice for Bella. She is Bella.

[@h.a.y.l.e.y.m.e.n.z.i.e.s]

11:31 “Oh no she’s gonna eat the scalpel” ..THE SCALPEL??

[@Neurospicybunny]

My 17 year old self came out and I never clicked so fast on a video🙃 From what I remember, Jasper (the one who ran at her) was the newest vampire so he was still learning to control the urges. Carlisle (the doctor) had been a vampire the longest I think so that's why he's able to be around blood more easily.

[@sarahsbakingcreations]

Not the newest vampire. But newest to their diet.

[@littleshedevl]

Watching Dr. Mike lose it with the chest compressions scene was hilarious

[@mandy3486]

Chest compressions, chest compressions, chest compressions

[@jungkookspiercing]

“Bad vampire healthcare” 😂😂 that made me laugh out loud, this video is hilarious

[@izzafizza339]

Too hilarious. I love it

[@MotherNature101]

It was so funny. I couldn't stop laughing so hard when I watched it, and my face was hurting from all that laughing. 😂

[@VashtiPerry]

Fr

[@nbaben10]

The wolf just trinna get some head bro 😂 13:27