Does Armageddon Loom? BBC1 Closedown, 4th October 1988

I don't have any anthemic BBC1 closedowns on this channel. Let's remedy that right now with this one from October 1988. I think this was uploaded before years ago by someone who's not here anymore. I downloaded it ages back to mess around with, and in the interim the original account I got it from vanished, and their videos with them. A quick googling suggests the said former KZbinr has moved on to DailyMotion, the French KZbin, under the name "BBC TV Gold" and has re-uploaded it there. Or that might be another archivist. Either way, here's that file back on KZbin where it belongs, with all due (if vague) credit to whoever actually captured and shared it originally.
It's Tuesday, October the 4th, 1988 - technically moments into Wednesday October 5th, but for BBC1's purposes it's still Tuesday until the last note of the National Anthem fades away. The announcer on duty is Cathy Stewart, the poetess of Pres A, and she links out of a Lionel Richie concert to the promise of one by Alexander O'Neal. I don't remember him, but apparently he was briefly huge here in the UK as a libidnous soul singer in the Pendergrass/Vandross/Wildebeeste mould, all deep eyes and pencil moustache and apparently a pac-a-mac, at least in this photo.
And vaguely connected (in that music is a thing you hear): the BBC Radio Show is abroad. To celebrate the 21st anniversary of BBC Radios 1-4, they had a big exhibition party thing at Earl's Court in imitation of an annual tradition that had ironically been scrapped just before the new stations were introduced. Tomorrow, Woo Gary Davies On Your Radio will be presenting his show from it, and some people from The Archers will show up.
As for tomorrow's television, here's the overview, accompanied by the big glowing 1 usually seen with a globe-patterned ball bearing rolling helter-skelter in front of it . First, current Radio 1 Breakfast presenter Simon Mayo's on Wogan, presumably talking about the Radio Show, uncomfortably squeezed in between Kingsley Amis and Auberon Waugh. After which, hoorah, Doctor Who's back for its 25th season and part one of Remembrance of the Daleks, which is great. Cathy does her best to convince viewers to tune in to it instead of Coronation Street. Then Joan Hickson in a repeat of the previous year's Miss Marple serial, Nemesis. Not directed by Nicholas Winding Refn. Then Anne Robinson looms out of the screen with Points of View, and after the news an apocalyptic documentary from fly-on-the-wall pioneer Paul Watson about Thanksgiving '87 in West Virginia where the world is coming to an end which sounds like a trailer for now. And then just to cheer you up, Sportsnight has two men beating the shit out of each other with fists. Specifically a flyweight punch bout with Duke Mackenziie (he wins). Also a bunch of UEFA Cup ties.
And now the weather: it's going to piss down overnight, slightly more in the West than the East. And then tomorrow it's going to piss down absolutely everywhere until you die.
Then Cathy puts on a PIF. I think the deployment of these at closedown was mostly to do with the whims of whoever was at the controls. I certainly can't see any particular pattern. Here's Jane Asher anyway, standing around a primary school lamenting that all these children are going to die horribly by being flung through windscreens because their parents just don't care enough to fit seatbelts. It's not just the law, it's a good idea. To prove it, here's a genuinely chilling demonstration, in slow motion with lots of shattering glass sounds, Asher's disapproving voice on the soundtrack, and a freeze frame with no onscreen text, logos or anything to indicate a point of origin. And Cathy Stewart providing the closing tautology, which I think the BBC included in a confused BBC-ish attempt to add clarity to something that was already clear. It wasn't an advert, it was a film, but not one created by the BBC itself. And yet it didn't have credits, so the BBC figured the audience needed them to provide an explanation of some kind, so that everyone knew where they stood. In reality no-one cared and it was just more confusing and frightening this way, but never mind.
And so to the clock. It's only five past midnight, but what do you want from the BBC? There's always the radio, and Cathy points out that you might could listen to Round Midnight on Radio 2 with Angela Rippon talking to a lady who's organising an exhibition of works by the then-recently deceased Henry Moore, the man who sculpted holes. She's followed at 1 by the Dark Lord Alex Lester and Nightride. Apart from that you're out of luck. Radio 2 is the only one that really goes 24 hours at this point; Radio 1 has twenty minutes worth of Richard Skinner before it goes to bed, Radio 3 already has, and Radio 4's got some schools programmes about Metaphysical Bloody Poets before switching to the World Service. Or you could just go to bed.

[@TheGerkuman]

The BBC started saying 'This is a Public information film' again. (I know you know Matthew, but making it clear for those who didn't)

[@axionuk3543]

Yes, with those COVID PIFs. Weirdly they now announce them as Public Information Films both before AND after, presumably in case somebody were to switch channels halfway through.

[@whatamalike]

Quite an early closedown for the time; considering that most itv regions had gone 24 hours over the previous 6 months and channel 4 typically closed down after 2am

[@stickytapenrust6869]

Actually, this is about average for a weeknight closedown. Later weeknight closedowns didn’t start regularly until about 1994.

[@whatamalike]

@@stickytapenrust6869 fair enough. I was -2 years old when this particular closedown took place haha. I'm just going off of the others I've seen here on KZbin.

[@stickytapenrust6869]

RED D I wouldn’t be born for another 2 years either.

[@wryalways985]

Armageddon looms. It has loomed. It does loom. It will always loom. Now for a PIF.

[@carlainyonga7009]

Time on the clock: 12:06 am, quite early.

[@colinr0380]

"Does Armageddon loom?...And the rest of the evening is given over to sport" I think that she answered her own question!

[@MrThecarebear]

"Armageddon" in 1988 was EGGS!!

[@octaviussludberry9016]

Jane should've filled that Princess with cakes and then crashed it.

[@MrThecarebear]

The narrative on that PIF should have been "We are about to demonstrate why British Leyland are so crap at making cars".