I am truly impressed at how Master Ken can keep a straight face.
@ESSER68NJ3 жыл бұрын
thats what totally makes this channel classic!!! the laughter in the background was great. glad he lets these people get a plug too. this dude is class all the way around.
@SenseiSeth3 жыл бұрын
The moment he became a penguin, I was hooked lmao
@jintarokensei33083 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure if both of them are taking the piss or if the ninja guy is actually serious about that defense
@jeanackle3 жыл бұрын
Hey, Sensei! We need you to show Master Ken your progress since you two last met!
@haydenford95873 жыл бұрын
@@jeanackle yes
@hendoggsgames31303 жыл бұрын
Do you know why it has no ads?
@dollyschexnayder99033 жыл бұрын
1v1 him you won’t
@andershall67743 жыл бұрын
I actually prefer Ken's defence. It's a lot less bullshit.
@andreainzaghi73733 жыл бұрын
you read my mind
@redvoid46833 жыл бұрын
Same just not the second stab
@KatsuisCooking3 жыл бұрын
Ken's like "if you're in a fight and being cornerd What you need to do is scream, then tackle, after that, you can now run for help"
@chewsiokkee94533 жыл бұрын
Unless the next thing that you have to do is swim across shark infested waters or piranha infested waters. Or pfeisteria dinoflagellate infested waters.
@blackbull77173 жыл бұрын
@Jonah Varkul Because you need to control the blade with your second hand. Clearly explained in that clip at 3:34
@EliamDar3 жыл бұрын
Years ago, when I was training, I had a full contact instructor that asked us to bring a white t-shirt for a sparring class. He then proceeded to give each one of us a board marker, or "knife"... and then asked us to practice any knife disarming technique we though we knew. At the end of the class, no t-shirt was white. His conclusion was that the best defense against a knife is to either run away, or hit first with all your strength to knock the opponent down at once. Fancy moves get you killed.
@AzraelCaptain3 жыл бұрын
It baffles me people don't use basic common sense in terms of knife defense.. If they get hit during a spar regularly.. what do they think's going to happen fighting someone with a knife?
@4bangermafia3 жыл бұрын
That sounds perfect for someone who doesn't teach proper knife defense
@RgriderVlogs3 жыл бұрын
Once a legend said: "Re-stomp the groin"
@cymes823 жыл бұрын
I was hoping for Sensei to re-slice the groin.
@madshad33513 жыл бұрын
The best knife defense/offense ever!!!! Thank you Master Ken. So that's what "Hands on training " means.
@ebhole3 жыл бұрын
I'm here before 1K likes!
@Xktree723 жыл бұрын
It's funny that Master Ken actually got it right when he said you're most likely going to get stabbed because the hand is going too fast and you'll be nervous and pumping with adrenaline... very uncharacteristic of him...
@punawelewele3 жыл бұрын
I think he was putting down his guests technique. Which was absolute b.s.
@crossdressfet-ish3 жыл бұрын
Proper knife defence is run or kick the guy in the groin
@crossdressfet-ish3 жыл бұрын
Also yes he's probably former military
@slajmy3 жыл бұрын
@@crossdressfet-ish, kicking someone (with intent to kill you) in the groin won't help, that's so stupid. Do you actually think the guy would curl like a hedgehog/armadillo or something?
@crossdressfet-ish3 жыл бұрын
@@slajmy if they want to kill me they will it's up to me to stop them if I've no other option or I can mesmerise them with my sissy mincing #curfewformen
@jintarokensei33083 жыл бұрын
"Now let's go fast..." Proceeds to stick his arm out for half a century.
@nightwingaven693 жыл бұрын
fighting is easy when your opponent doesn't resist though
@WhiteApeMA3 жыл бұрын
I love the way Master Ken speaks truth under all the jokes. That defense and all those like it *are* pure b.s. and when Ken shows something ridiculous afterwards, it's actually because that's how ridiculous the guest's technique is. Ken has a beautiful way of calling it out and it makes for great content. 😂
@jamielondon64363 жыл бұрын
Spot on.
@fijiwater49673 жыл бұрын
So What's Real?
@daminsoogles49623 жыл бұрын
@@fijiwater4967 that the guests technique is ridiculous
@markoviitanen26713 жыл бұрын
@@fijiwater4967 Real is that you get stabbed, unless you are faster runner. That's why I always tell people to train that cardio.
@tonirvd36503 жыл бұрын
@@markoviitanen2671 best defense ever
@josephlane16143 жыл бұрын
I like how master kens advice for knife defense is legitamately more sound than the other guys. If you can't catch a fist when someone tries to punch you then what makes you think you can catch a fist safely when it's holding a knife?
@alanfrost753 жыл бұрын
Couldnt agree more. We learned this exact same bullshit when I was doing ju-jutsu years ago. I remember doing the technique and thinking to myself.. yeah right.
@chadthundercock56413 жыл бұрын
The hardest part of working with Master Ken: trying not to laugh during filming
@KnjazNazrath3 жыл бұрын
ngl, GSBS is actually a legit technique in any knife fightin' worth its salt. If you're in a knife fight, you're gonna get cut. Better to choose somewhere you won't die from.
@jamielondon64363 жыл бұрын
… not to mention that the Ninpo technique shown is unworkable for the exact reason Master Ken gave.
@lightlysal3 жыл бұрын
sure but its kinda hard to defend urself with impaled hands
@username6x4743 жыл бұрын
That's assuming the attacker only tries to stab you once tho
@spiritualanarchist81623 жыл бұрын
@@jamielondon6436 Right? He was giving a serious warning before he made a joke.
@constertine88603 жыл бұрын
Best Ninjutsu on Street - *"One Thousand Years of Death"*
@cheeze77773 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@xeraph32313 жыл бұрын
😂
@Stacyunreleased3 жыл бұрын
It might tho
@ajarciaga88643 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Ascaron13373 жыл бұрын
"...also known as the penguin." "Mehehehe" Did he really just fucking do his impression of a penguin mating call? I just died :'D
@TheRdamterror3 жыл бұрын
how do you knowe that whas a mating call ? dit he made you feel sexy ?
@Ascaron13373 жыл бұрын
@@TheRdamterror You bet I did! I felt like this: kzbin.info/www/bejne/q6jJlXl5hZh-j68 Hope you like it and it makes you giggle :D
@TheRdamterror3 жыл бұрын
@@Ascaron1337 im to scart to klik
@Ascaron13373 жыл бұрын
@@TheRdamterror "The brave man is not he who does not feel afraid, but he who conquers that fear." --Nelson Mandela
@bikersoncall3 жыл бұрын
I call bs on Ken's response here, Ken completely ignored that fact that once Ken has the knife in his mouth he can stab the attacker multiple times before the attacker gets back up to continue the assault.
@michaelclemons17613 жыл бұрын
Master Ken was just being humble. He didn't want to brag about his oral skills.
@syberghost18903 жыл бұрын
restab that groin
@13374me3 жыл бұрын
The chicken attack
@tobbyinthat32383 жыл бұрын
Can we just appreciate the fact that he started uploading more than 5 years ago and he's still uploading till now?
@cb212353 жыл бұрын
Master Ken is right. That knife defense will never work with a resisting opponent
@psyience32133 жыл бұрын
Honestly master kens satire is a better technique than that bullshido.
@safdarkh7863 жыл бұрын
.
@zim10113 жыл бұрын
those who teach to fight against a knife with their bare hands must prepare for the fact that this person will be killed through their fault
@rosshind63693 жыл бұрын
Can't agree more. The ninjitsu guy seemingly hasn't seen an actual knife fight or empirical tests of these techniques available online. The Beat your Feet technique, or having a better weapon (gun) is the only good defence against knife attack. Kens effort was meant to be a joke, rather than an inadvertent one from the other guy, so Ken wins this one.
@Chraan3 жыл бұрын
Ah, finally classic Master Ken, first point out valid critique and have a good start and then turning it into the ridiculous, I missed that : ) Errm I meant to say Master Ken was perfect from start to finish
@spiritualanarchist81623 жыл бұрын
Wow..jokes aside, Master Ken does gives a serious warning that made absolute sense !
@sinisterthoughts28963 жыл бұрын
Master Ken had them defeated before they could even begin, you can tell by their hysterical laughter from realizing his true power.
@jandobatter4803 жыл бұрын
Oh, guau, I ran so fast to come that my mirror still have my face on it. Edit. Amazing how master ken is absolutely right about knife defense and at the same time so hilarious wrong.
@ashli5073 жыл бұрын
Godzilla had stroke reading this and fucking died
@Neutronb0mb3 жыл бұрын
The irony of having a ninjitsu guy on a martial arts satire channel 😂. Mr Ken’s stuff is more real!
@jamielondon64363 жыл бұрын
Literally.
@gregholden10772 жыл бұрын
I will state my concern again, Master Ken needs way more subs and views. So much quality content that people are missing out on. I also think we need more Enter the Dojo episodes and can't figure out why that was not picked up on a major network/streaming service. I'd watch more of that all day. Outstanding stuff.
@majinMP43 жыл бұрын
Master ken looks like omni man...
@safdarkh7863 жыл бұрын
Omniman looks like master ken!.
@michaelclemons17613 жыл бұрын
Whooooaaa... that's why he's so Invincible
@hoodmaster52813 жыл бұрын
Think m a j i n, think
@sambodhibajracharya2663 жыл бұрын
Thats exactly what I was thinking lol!
@JoeyBaby473 жыл бұрын
That was fast movement for a knife attack? That still looked extremely slow.
@Kraakesolv3 жыл бұрын
It was and it has to be for it to work. In fact, Ninjutsu came to be in feudal Japan because of all the old people running amok back then. They never had to train for speed and still don't.
@leeuniverse3 жыл бұрын
LOL, funny joke with the guy above, but the irony about this is Master Ken and the above guy is not that far off from the truth... In an actual Knife fight, it's highly unlikely that one would be able to grab the striking hand of someone doing a quick forward strike with a knife. The general "best" you can do in that actual situation is deflect it very briefly, and then you would need to do other things to further defend yourself.
@jamielondon64363 жыл бұрын
@@leeuniverse If you're very, very lucky (and have trained it *a lot*), you might be able to 'stick' to the attacker's hand after a deflection and then manage to grab from there. But what was shown by the Ninpo instructor is just ridiculously unrealistic.
@leeuniverse3 жыл бұрын
@@jamielondon6436 ... Ya, what's more than likely to happen trying to "stick" that move is your hand getting cut. LOL
@leeuniverse3 жыл бұрын
The irony about this is Master Ken is not that far off from the truth... In an actual Knife fight, it's highly unlikely that one would be able to grab the striking hand of someone doing a quick forward strike with a knife. The general "best" you can do in that actual situation is deflect it very briefly, and then you would need to do other things to further defend yourself.
@Santokuryu3 жыл бұрын
This is probably my favorite episode I've seen.
@TreezyE833 жыл бұрын
I am 100% confident now that I learned from Master Ken
@EllieMae4101 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂I burst out laughing as Master Ken removed the knife with his mouth!!! Just too funny! Ken is the Master of laughs!
@DamnitDave3 жыл бұрын
2:50 funnily enough, he is NOT entirely wrong about GSBS. sometimes you are not getting out of a bad situation without a scratch, but you CAN get out with your LIFE!
@jamielondon64363 жыл бұрын
And he's 100% right about the Ninpo defence not working.
@hunger4wonder Жыл бұрын
What i learned from this video; Ninjitsu is powerful because it can stop time and keep your attacker frozen while you disarm the threat.
@Dan.503 жыл бұрын
So good to see Master Ken upholding the integrity of real martial arts!
@ricardocastillo54853 жыл бұрын
I'd've used Hurticane followed by a Thrust of Freedom, ending with a Kill Face, and THEN re-stomp the groin.
@jamielondon64363 жыл бұрын
That's for advanced practitioners. This was a beginner's technique. ;-)
@Kenny-A4503 жыл бұрын
Master Ken you were great in the movie the Paper Tigers ,will love to see Enter the Dojo comeback.
@SUF-py4ix3 жыл бұрын
Luis and Clark are delusional. The voluntary double hand stabbing was genius and still allowed re-stomp the groin. Master Ken knows what’s up
@florianadolf22563 жыл бұрын
OMG, this is - bloody hands down - THE best knife defense ever😂
@Weezy_F_Dende3 жыл бұрын
Here’s the real answer since this is just a parody: no. Ninjutsu does not work in a real street fight because it’s not designed for modern combat. It’s also been said by even jinichi kawakami (he’s like the only real and last ninja alive). He says he’ll teach some techniques to people just for the fun of it but keep most of them to himself because it’s not for the modern era and they’re not really worth teaching because of that. It’s just not so practical today like it was back then.
@ninpobudo38763 жыл бұрын
Did you just quote that ninja fraud??? Dude, look up Bujinkan, Genbukan or Jinenkan!
@TaoistSwordsman3 жыл бұрын
I like how your old belt, on your new belt is the same as the belt your guest is wearing
@watermaymay94363 жыл бұрын
It's utterly baffling for me, that they seriously consider this a proper knife defense. Nobody is only going to stab once, they'll be pulling back so quickly, that you can't even catch them. Try this with chalk knifes and an attacker that isn't holding still after one stab and you're going to see, that this will just get you killed.
@Monteirowashere3 жыл бұрын
Finally Master Ken found someone with more stripes than him... ^^
@kristofszabo6663 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but I don't know what kind of ninjutsu he's training, because we don't have stripes and brown belts in Bujinkan Ninjutsu. Also, he showed a basic version of omote gyaku, so it wouldn't work on the street
@lukelukeplier94153 жыл бұрын
@@kristofszabo666 I had 2 masters in my Bujinkan career. One who believed that you could actually stop a knife crossing your hands and the other one who prepared us for the streets. The last one once said "If you believe that you could actually stop a knife with your bear hands, than you probably believe, that you could fly through the air without a plane."
@kristofszabo6663 жыл бұрын
@@lukelukeplier9415 In Bujinkan, I only know 1 master who teaches proper knife fighting: Dean Rostohar. But basically, if you want to learn good knife fighting: learn Kali/Silat or Specpodgotovka Systema (or maybe Krav Maga).
@lukelukeplier94153 жыл бұрын
@@kristofszabo666 the most important rule to fight against a knife is to either have something longer than the knife like a stick or a chair OR rule number 1 in knife defense "Run and Fun"
@kristofszabo6663 жыл бұрын
@@lukelukeplier9415 Basically yes, even the specnaz officer said that run if you can (but make a plan where to run), but if you don't have anything around you, and you can't outrun the attacker (if you want to turn around and run, you probably get stabbed, because it's a big movement, and the attacker just need to go straight) your survival chances increase if you learned some knife defense. Or just hand over your purse if they ask for that. 😃 kzbin.info/www/bejne/nX_LfWyKgcp6rMU
@francismeowgannou53223 жыл бұрын
The assistant Ninja has a very intense stare.
@michaelclemons17613 жыл бұрын
The Penguin IS a highly underrated Batman villain
@GraveUypo Жыл бұрын
1:40 i hate this type of thing. yeah sure you're going to dodge and then grab his hand with both your hands before he can redirect the knife and drop all of your blood on the floor. the only proper knife defense is to either run away or use something with longer range to keep the distance to the assaulter, like, idk, a chair
@StrikeTheRoot3 жыл бұрын
the best knife defense is distance. they can't stab you if they can't catch you. just like the knights in Monty Python.....Run Away! Run Away!
@96Logan3 жыл бұрын
This one was fantastic! Truly haven't laughed harder in a master ken video.
@czikkanhardt47503 жыл бұрын
Thatvpathetic, burp-like "roar" of the tiger each transition made me laugh, every time.
@odysseus2k13 жыл бұрын
I think the best way when an attacker has a knife is too quickly go down and do a sweep with your leg to bring them down. I forgot what that move is called, but you're basically just sweeping your leg fast.
3 жыл бұрын
at 1:50.. I learned that technics in akido..long time ago.
@KurtAngle893 жыл бұрын
I love how Master Ken is ACTUALLY calling our true bullshits people actually sells, before doing his numer
@oregonborn97693 жыл бұрын
Master ken is a force to be reckoned with.
@davidmyhra49313 жыл бұрын
I couldn’t tell which one technique was more absurd. I laughed at both
@jamielondon64363 жыл бұрын
… and once again Master Ken's version is actually more sensible, despite being a joke! Why do these people think they need to demonstrate knife defences publicly if they have no idea what they're doing?! :-o
@BeautyBeatdown3 жыл бұрын
I needed these giggles this morning, thank you!
@ArcanumV3 жыл бұрын
The ninja that can be seen is not the true ninja - Ancient Japanese Wisdom
@jamielondon64363 жыл бұрын
There was a ninja? I didn't see anything. ;-)
@stonebone316 Жыл бұрын
The people laughing in the background made me lose it 🤣🤣
@jackjumper42313 жыл бұрын
It’s sad when a comedian has a better knife defense in the joker running a dojo
@sugengtrimartono42703 жыл бұрын
Thank you Master Ken You're boosting my immunity. 😁
@lifewithbreion13923 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 i saw that stance and knew!!!!!! Didnt even watch the video yet lmaoo.
@Desmodus19583 жыл бұрын
Yep! When I’m confronted by someone with a knife I always raid my arms above my head to give him a better target and lessen my reaction time just make things fair. He also doesn’t have to guess the direction my defense is going to come from as well.
@antoniosamperio4053 жыл бұрын
By this time i think Master Ken have the reason, hahaha that move is the example of think out of the box hahahaha, great vídeo.
@jimmystout42483 жыл бұрын
Love this as always. Long live the Penguin!
@Chosen1_of.the.NONexistent_God3 жыл бұрын
Except the series, best video EVER!
@none80883 жыл бұрын
My Grandfather Telling me hes story of how he almost got robbed by ninjas:
@bujindork3 жыл бұрын
Better knife defenses 1. Put your shoes on your hand to deflect knife, kick groin 2 use belt to keep distance 3. Run
@alexandr7933 жыл бұрын
Ken's defence is in fact more realistic as you will surely get stabbed during the attack
@Ze_Ninguem3 жыл бұрын
Master Ken is the ancestor of Obi-Wan KEN Obi.
@andrewboardman26543 жыл бұрын
Master Kens defense of getting stabbed through the hand so he can control the knife is actually what Naruto does in an episode, legit ninja shit right there. Just need to rasengan him after he has control.
@samurijder95503 жыл бұрын
Ameridote isn't taught in the Netherlands, so I'm stuck with ninjutsu. Bummer.. Master Ken rules!
@Kryptonite_V3 жыл бұрын
Don't you have Netherjitsu over there? Next best thing to Ameridote.
@BreRaffa103 жыл бұрын
It's probably because Master is always stomping the "Netherlands" 😅😅
@BobBob-oe9uf3 жыл бұрын
If you like the effectiveness of ninjutsu, you can also switch to aikido, tai-chi or fingerpainting.
@irleigeraldodasilva59443 жыл бұрын
Master Ken is the best!!! Very dangerous for himself!!!😂😂😂
@Benjamin-tq4kk3 жыл бұрын
The first move remembers me of Aikido. Kote Gaeshi move against tanto, not sure.
@jamielondon64363 жыл бұрын
Pretty much, yes. And just as unrealistic.
@Steven_Ray_Photography3 жыл бұрын
Ninjitsu always makes me laugh😂
@desmondnel57062 жыл бұрын
Props to the other dude for keeping a straight face.
@nightraid73 жыл бұрын
Another good one Ken, keep it up 💯💥👊🏻
@sinisterthoughts28963 жыл бұрын
Master Ken gives the best street lethal legal advise.
@safdarkh7863 жыл бұрын
Jokes apart, the fact that people still teaches kotegaeshi as a knife defense technique, is really shocking. That ninja cult is going to get someone killed.
@silafuyang86753 жыл бұрын
Actually kote gaeshi is still the best option you have for bare hands vs. knife low stab. Last resource, last chance before getting stabbed, safely...
@safdarkh7863 жыл бұрын
@@silafuyang8675 You dont get much time to decide in that situation. The attacker has his other hand free and he can take the knife in his other hand if he want. The only things you get, doing this against a knife attack, are some slashed wrists, apart from getting stabbed of course.
@silafuyang86753 жыл бұрын
@@safdarkh786 I understand what you mean. Of course being able to push him and run is a better option. As I wrote, kote gaeshi is a kind of a last chance. It is very possible that it won't work, but tell me what will work in such situation. If you have let someone to get close to you with a knife, you have lost already anyway.
@safdarkh7863 жыл бұрын
@@silafuyang8675 improvised weapons and/or something to use as shield with one hand and kicking/stomping him, are one option. Another option is to turn his knife against him using both hands, while continuing kicking/stomping him. Both can be much easily applied than kotegaeshi. I am not saying you wont get cut, but these options are less risky and better rewarding.
@TheCausalParadox3 жыл бұрын
@@silafuyang8675 lolwut? this technique does not work against a live opponent at all. A withdrawal of the arm, movement of the wrist, or even a slight sidestep by the opponent neutralizes it so easily, that even an untrained person will instinctively do it.
@privatedino32393 жыл бұрын
I thought this guy was actually trying to fake martial arts but he’s just funny this guy is amazing
@brunneng383 жыл бұрын
I would’ve paid good $$ to see Master Ken. He was literally in my neighborhood. Damn.
@gisellemlbb3 жыл бұрын
For 7 years. I still watch master ken. :)
@АбдулАбдулыч3 жыл бұрын
Is that Thragg or Nolan the Omni-Man?
@ChefBigSexy3 жыл бұрын
Except that when the guy stabs through your hand all he has to do is twist the blade and pull up now he's just cut back through the top of your hand and now everything's just destroyed in your hands when you should have probably ran and if you can't get away just give him what the hell they want you know what I mean and if they're just insistent on attacking you you better get a better martial art or do something or start praying look for weapons around you sand dirt mud something heavy
@bigbubbajay81193 жыл бұрын
The laughing in the background keeps setting me off 🤣
@ice_wallow_come52163 жыл бұрын
Mann he never gets old
@SeeYouInValhalla6153 жыл бұрын
Master Ken's fighting techniques are outstanding, they are for real useable...G.S.B.S...great!!!!!!
@brettwilson3593 жыл бұрын
Master Ken is my hero
@viper.3 жыл бұрын
I just found the channel and I really like this master ken guy Also nice mustache.
@foroneanotherwinningtogeth11423 жыл бұрын
Oh, master Ken! Perfect response for the ever popular "your martial art doesn't work but mine is awesome" online argument.
@DBZ-PapaChef3 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@thedogtutor49983 жыл бұрын
helps a little when you know what the attacker is going to do...and cooperate
@gordonwaye41863 жыл бұрын
Master Ken you have insulted us ninjas for the last time but because you are a awesome martial artist we will forgive you
@silafuyang86753 жыл бұрын
I am going to practice Getting Stabbed But Safely today. I am happy about it. Thank you, Master Ken!
@kieronbrucedillon8323 жыл бұрын
I like master Ken's method the best! It's just more realistic!.
@wacky_paintings3 жыл бұрын
If someone does ever manage to successfully grab hold of an attackers hand and twist the arm like at 1:43. The attacker probably won't know how to go with the movement to the floor. They may still be standing upright with a messed up arm. Just something to think about.
@silentsuccess27063 жыл бұрын
Master Ken for Raid Shadow Legends you kidding me right ? GG
@Makinja3 жыл бұрын
Let's not forget that even a shinobi penguin needs a groin re-stomp too.
@sanpol43993 жыл бұрын
03:46 😂😂😂 best part.
@gurugoguzhanson3 жыл бұрын
No wonder that town has crime, the ninja kept giving the knife back to the criminal.
@Psiberzerker3 жыл бұрын
If you catch the blade between the radius, and ulna, you have a lot more leverage, so you don't have to use two hands. Don't try to snap the blade, your ulna will give out long before that. Don't ask me how I know.
@MrEt8943 жыл бұрын
I swear to god I just watched this video then I went to watch a raid shadow legends video (don’t ask me why I play that game) and then I got a raid shadow legends ad featuring master ken. Scared the shit out of me. Which is even more funny since the ad was about a Halloween character.