"He wanted to be in a video." Be careful what you wish for.
@KennyMaximum Жыл бұрын
I mean geez, he could have played along more confidently than he did.
@jessegomez440 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 you are right 😂😂❤
@diegoferreiro9478 Жыл бұрын
Remember what Captain Willard said 'I wanted a mission and for my sins the gave me one'. And so started Apocalypse Now.
@florete2310 Жыл бұрын
The long story and all joking aside: It's a good thing that there are responsible citizens around. Way to go, Jordan👍
@jamielondon6436 Жыл бұрын
I'm usually fine with Master Ken showing us the most brutal and cruel techniques - it's real life self-defence, after all - but making a man choose between his dogs … wow, that's just evil!
@NegativeROG Жыл бұрын
How many takes before the laughter dies and you can finally wrap?
@psruhan Жыл бұрын
He is dumbing it down for his audience, but image watching Mast Ken perform these moves in real life, and at full speed...... GOOSEBUMPS!
@LGB-FJB Жыл бұрын
He has done a video of 100 and 200 hits per second. I'm sure he was going slow in both of those.
@sinisterthoughts2896 Жыл бұрын
that was truly a dominating performance by Master Ken!
@florete2310 Жыл бұрын
The ridiculousness of this move itself is its strongest weapon, I am lmao😂
@danielkhong1980 Жыл бұрын
Master Ken just put a leash on the hero’s neck and told him to pretend to be a dog 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 What an honour lol 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@GuitarsRockForever Жыл бұрын
In John Wick, the black guy's dog was trained for biting the nuts. Now we know who really trained that dog. It was 100% effective. Master Ken is the GOAT.
@iammegafred Жыл бұрын
This 'Rousey' survived the Titanic and despite that, isn't very thankful nor cooperative... doesn't want to bark, does a heel hook instead of biting the groin, what a terribly desobidient dog! RIP Karma
@absolutecynic Жыл бұрын
Thank you, Master Ken, for debunking those bajayjay shenanigans once again, and teaching us the true ways. *OSU* On a less serious note, this has to be in the top 10 of the most hilarious Privates episodes I've seen so far... 🤣Good job to everyone involved!
@alaychem Жыл бұрын
That is top 5, better then tape face
@abnunga Жыл бұрын
"Once he went unconscious I let him go". The number of people who don't know this part is scary. Well done :D
@xxfloppypillowxx Жыл бұрын
The only people who don't know that are people who have been on the receiving end of people who don't know that.
@SG-wi9kd Жыл бұрын
Master Ken, thank you for another great and informative lesson. Your wisdom is truly unparalleled.
@carsilk2492 Жыл бұрын
I can't imagine how many times he's told the story all flustered and out of breath, and still taking twenty minutes while everyone politely and quietly sips their drinks😀
@robbrcnstuff4220 Жыл бұрын
Someone is hitting their girlfriend like that, that would be a triple restomping situation, if not more.
@The-Man-On-The-Mountain Жыл бұрын
Best part about Master Ken lessons is that they never know what is going to happen. But the moment he made him to be the dog, I knew that to bite and a groing were going to be involved lol.
@squeethesane Жыл бұрын
"You wanted to be in a video, you dont get to say how" AHHHH hahahahahahah
@grapeape_76 Жыл бұрын
Figgin' hysterical! Glad you stepped in Justin.
@KHALABEEB Жыл бұрын
Imagine how long his statement to the police took...🤣
@hugodesrosiers-plaisance3156 Жыл бұрын
Well that turned into some low-key BDSM a lot quicker than Jordan expected. 😂
@CG-jq8od Жыл бұрын
Amazing Master Ken
@jameslaiola4976 Жыл бұрын
Im just Truly impressed with how Awesome Master Ken is.
@brianpolston9713 Жыл бұрын
I once stopped a man grabbing a woman... but it was a Walgreens manager trying to stop a shoplifter.....she just hopped in her car and drove away😂.... You never know the entirety of the situation.
@themightyjack7136 Жыл бұрын
Perhaps one of the most complex Ameri do the techniques I've seen so far 😂 excellent job master Ken
@grwlngbxr27STi Жыл бұрын
Very informative. Thank you for your service.
@Eliphas_Leary Жыл бұрын
Master Ken's instructions are so intense, at least one of those two guys sobered up a little.
@TenaciousDanzig Жыл бұрын
Lol, I thought Master Ken was gonna crush that guy, jumping on his back! He took it like a champ tho
@laeneel Жыл бұрын
...he did take it like a champ, possibly not his first time....🤣
@silafuyang8675 Жыл бұрын
Being so uncooperative makes me wonder how does this guy do drills in Beejayjay.
@gergelyzaruba1340 Жыл бұрын
This was one of the best.
@kenfu9334 Жыл бұрын
sir if this story is true you are a freaking hero and your name shall be master ryu
@KHALABEEB Жыл бұрын
"If"... there's a video dude.
@cyborg_cr7488 Жыл бұрын
It was on news 😂
@daviddouglas624 Жыл бұрын
Don't mess with the master!
@brandon_yl_is_busted_af9316 Жыл бұрын
This video made me laugh way too among times Brought a smile even while healing up from covid, thanks ❤
@prussiaaero1802 Жыл бұрын
Nice spooning demonstration too.
@alaychem Жыл бұрын
Unbelievable
@Makinja Жыл бұрын
No need for re-stomping the groin this one time. Nothing left to re-stomp after the vicious chomping on the nads.
@ryulee458 Жыл бұрын
OMG to look that that Master Ken has is priceless😂😂😂😂
@RimfireAddicted70 Жыл бұрын
Nothing is more entertaining than when street idiots tangle with someone who is legitimately trained in fighting techniques. It's like watching a blind person fight, they have no idea how to respond or defend LOL. Good on this guy for using self control instead of snapping Mr. woman beater's neck like a twig.
@gaminggamers7104 Жыл бұрын
Just wish I could have a longer explanation, don’t think I got the full picture
@petersierra942210 ай бұрын
He didn't just debunk it he devastated it
@kbanghart Жыл бұрын
2:54 "MANNNNNN.... that's BS mannnn!!" That's basically what everyone tells me when I try to teach in my dojo
@immortalwarrior2406 Жыл бұрын
Brilliant 👍
@NewMessage Жыл бұрын
Sophie's choice, man.... whew.
@MrJasondeth Жыл бұрын
One of the best one so far.. 🤣
@diegocella6791 Жыл бұрын
This was weird even for Master Ken!
@onlyfromadistance7326 Жыл бұрын
I miss Todd and everyone in the dojo...
@Marshallgill Жыл бұрын
Todd was pretty great but I assume that at some point Master Ken killed him. How could he not? Even pulling his punches, Master Ken is deadly.
@onlyfromadistance7326 Жыл бұрын
@@Marshallgill not to mention, that was a lot of kicks to the groin...
@Marshallgill Жыл бұрын
@@onlyfromadistance7326 Good point. Todd may have simply wished himself dead from all of the pain.
@florete2310 Жыл бұрын
same
@pekinobo Жыл бұрын
Bark bark bark!!! 🤣Bless Jordan!
@ZombieGyrl2384 Жыл бұрын
Oh my god - that jump on his back was priceless =)
@ActualLivingHuman Жыл бұрын
I’m new here. I love this.
@Arachnoid_of_the_underverse Жыл бұрын
I hope the officer in question could take short hand. Yay for Master Ken a real life Chuck Norris father figure.
@diegocella6791 Жыл бұрын
Why i have the feeling that Jordan lost some kind of bet with Master Ken....
@cyborg_cr7488 Жыл бұрын
One of the funniest so far 😂
@Enno_MartialArts Жыл бұрын
Where is todd ?😢
@BMO_Creative Жыл бұрын
LOL!!! Dude! What?!? LOL
@meatimus Жыл бұрын
you gotta wonder how many people got that Stanislavski joke. Respect to Master Ken
@vratisavslezny9394 Жыл бұрын
As always Masta Ken has sober assessment of the situation and find highly sophisticated solution that keep dog close and save and weaponized it n'additionally take a nice ride to redirect overprovisioned opponent's energy. 🐾🐯
@Kaador Жыл бұрын
Liebe geht raus Freunde
@florete2310 Жыл бұрын
"Liebe geht raus [Komma] Freunde¹?" - oder eher: "Geht raus, liebe Freunde²" Ich check's nich ganz🤔... ¹ WTF?? ² ... weil vermutlich das Wetter gut ist
@Kaador Жыл бұрын
Du scheint ne ganze Menge nicht zu kapieren, hm? Es bedeutet genau da was ich gesagt habe. Schönes Leben noch
@Kaador Жыл бұрын
Oh. Aber schöne Struktur. Finde ich Gut.@@florete2310
@florete2310 Жыл бұрын
@@Kaador Whatevs. Dir auch noch n' schönes Leben, arrogantes Stück Sche!ße 😁
@ScriptedEntropy Жыл бұрын
There was already no dignity left to be salvaged, just bite the groin at that point 😆
@roastytoasty85599 ай бұрын
that guy on the right at the end made me laugh so hard i had tears. awesome video buy all and well done to Jordan for resisting kens groin instruction haha im its good to know you taught your dog to punch the groin haha :)
@Guide_of_Light Жыл бұрын
Oh my god, this will chance the game.
@mohammed_alpha2615 ай бұрын
كل مرة يفاجئني اقسم بالله اسطورة المعلم كين
@MrErictank Жыл бұрын
"And Jordan says..." "...yes, and?"
@georgikrastev Жыл бұрын
Everyone's having tons of fun 😂😂
@rupertclampitt2871 Жыл бұрын
Master Ken startled my dog when he started barking
@FreddieJ65 Жыл бұрын
Thank God Ol Buddy trained his dogs to resist the erge to bite
@declamatory Жыл бұрын
*urge
@dennisharrington3384 Жыл бұрын
Thanks. ARTG.
@MrMagnaniman Жыл бұрын
Master Ken had to become a master of award-winning acting in order to make his feints as deceptive as possible.
@__DomDom Жыл бұрын
I recently discovered that channel and Master Ken literally kill me😂 So fuckin hilarious 😂
@Robytsu10 ай бұрын
6:09 Master Ken almost broke that guy's knee 😢, the Jordan knows it 😮
@kirbymarchbarcena Жыл бұрын
Jordan learned a lot from Master Ken
@ChainsawFPV Жыл бұрын
If they dont wake up from their nap, they can not sue you after........
@FreddieJ65 Жыл бұрын
Yes! Why waste time and money in civil court. Go straight against the evil District Attorney. You must watch a lot of Law and Order.
@adamsell257311 ай бұрын
Good man!
@epicgaming4946 Жыл бұрын
Was literally crying of laughter when he was getting a piggy back rid and slapping his ass
@phillipmarlowe0525 Жыл бұрын
I would have lifted my leg when Ken said take the dog position. 😂
@sieuzice Жыл бұрын
Amazing stuff, I need to get a dog now :(
@freddylippstick6748 ай бұрын
4:59 ← Right there , ken's remarkable remark is ONLY LOGICAL .. 🙄 You can't claim to be not ONLY a dog owner but a two times dog owner without knowing how to mimic a dog 😂👌
@treepotato9273 Жыл бұрын
What I've learned from these videos is that if I'm ever in vegas and need to score some weed 10th planet is the place to go.
@victormalyar9200 Жыл бұрын
Making a citizen's arrest is risky. Auxiliary police are greatly discouraged from making a citizen's arrest but instead are taught to look and report.
@Lenoh Жыл бұрын
Security here. I have made one attempted citizen's arrest in my 9 years of doing the job. Note: "attempted". They walked away; as they are legally allowed to.
@bryce4228 Жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure his dog is a kangaroo if it's a trained groin puncher.
@ParkerPPipe Жыл бұрын
This is so fing ridiculous. I love it
@garyaveryii9958 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂 This was hilarious, but I also didn't agree with him making The young man choose between dogs.
@TomJones-tx7pb Жыл бұрын
The comedy in this reminds me of Tommy cooper.
@casperreyns532610 ай бұрын
this was fucking hilarious
@nriqueog Жыл бұрын
"Street Justice Jordan", That's gonna stick! Sag to say he aint ganna get his SAG card from this. ;)
@stormboss57 Жыл бұрын
Buffy, ball ball
@848evo4 Жыл бұрын
the number 1 thing Jordan did wrong? He did not "re stomp the groin"
@Mac181 Жыл бұрын
Ware do I sign up to join his dojo
@declamatory Жыл бұрын
Ware do you think?
@kbanghart Жыл бұрын
1:12 why would pita bread be upset?
@judes2756 Жыл бұрын
great video! my one question is wouldn't the guy's groin be in the dog's mouth?
@RussiaCrimea123 Жыл бұрын
Cowboy Ken 🤣 🤣
@Yeeet598 Жыл бұрын
Hahahhaah
@armhunter10 ай бұрын
oh wow, haha
@blaa443blaa2 Жыл бұрын
isn't strangling someone unconscious a felony around that part of the World? Of cource it's just his word against yours and I doubt the cops care, as he woke up..
@nevenlucic6238 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@jacoby1234ification Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@kennethcurtis7082 Жыл бұрын
This guy misses leg day. How does a guy have bigger forearms than his own legs? Does his martial arts require him to walk on his hands rverywhere?
@knightveg Жыл бұрын
Ha ha 😅😅 young generation haven't got clue about anything I think the young man was arrested because he was too tired to walk his dogs Hence why he asked for a piggyback
@travisk5589 Жыл бұрын
No one is asking the important question. What did the woman do to provoke this? Does she believe in equal rights?
@drshoe8744 Жыл бұрын
Hey Master Ken, did you meet the 1d10t from "10th Planet" that thinks the World is Flat?
@declamatory Жыл бұрын
Hey, Master Ken! Did you know that there is a commenter here that believes he's actually on a spinning, hurtling ball that is crashing about a hugely infinite magical, mystical, mysterious Omniverse in ten or twelve different directions at the same time at the cumulative speed of somewhere between two-thirds to three-quarters of a billion miles an hour!
@12Burton24 Жыл бұрын
So you actually did not let the girl be a strong independend woman....shame on you.
@conquistador5228 Жыл бұрын
This guest had too much ego. He shouldnt had been in the master ken show he ruined this segment with his "i am a tough guy hero i cant be part of ridiculous jokes " attitude. Then dont join to Master Ken show and tell your heroicness in a local news tv instead of here buddy.