We really need to change the narrative on CTE being all doom and gloom. Tito Ortiz is helping us lead the charge.
@WhosJoeMMA Жыл бұрын
Just went for a night run on the levy. Saw a massive rod-shaped green light appear to my right in the distance, then disappear and I couldn’t see the source. Scared shitless. Ran to my car and drove home. Here I am calming down, thx Guru 😭
@WhiteAngel888 Жыл бұрын
CTE is never funny
@Bluis5445 Жыл бұрын
You have a very large forehead. You have the Vegeta hairline.
@sweetpeagrayble5858 Жыл бұрын
An important issue, to be sure, but how is everybody's o-ring after watching this?
@FinnMMA Жыл бұрын
Sadly for Gaethje it already looks like hes on the retarded like CTE way. Even Sean Strickland said that Gaethje has crazy CTE and that he could tell that here is not much left and if Strickland says that shit it means something 😂😂
@SwampOperator11 ай бұрын
Lol chuck lookin around at everyone to make sure it wasnt his cte kicking in
@BOHNTHUGGGZZZ9 күн бұрын
😂😂💀💯☝️🙌
@EliasRoy6 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@BigClassroomTv2 күн бұрын
He’s on coke
@TheAnimefool Жыл бұрын
The idea of titos sentence being so disconnected that it causes Chuck to think he’s having a cte moment himself is hilarious
@richarddixon1450 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@loopvil369 Жыл бұрын
it really is
@Karl_Drogo55 Жыл бұрын
holy shit im crackin up at this
@andymcevoy310911 ай бұрын
I’m literally in stitches at this hahahah
@pauleleven665811 ай бұрын
i will never forget the look on chucks face at that moment
@davekushner5340 Жыл бұрын
I’m laying in bed laughing so hard but so quietly, my wife just woke up scared because she thought I was having a seizure.
@jackreacher2095 Жыл бұрын
Must of been on that kush you are named after 😂
@shadyganley8877 Жыл бұрын
@@jackreacher2095kush 😂😂😂
@Itscomplicatedaf24 Жыл бұрын
That G force clip made me laugh so damn hard 🤣🤣🤣
@songpizzas5422 Жыл бұрын
This comment made me lmao. 👏
@Sergatx Жыл бұрын
Holy. I’m doing the same 😂
@Jay-u5k5f7 ай бұрын
"I'm an old mature, I mature oldly. " Wtf🤣🤣🤣
@burdy7079 ай бұрын
i’ve seen that g force clip so many times and i’ve never once realised it was tito and now im laughing even harder
@ifgwelf Жыл бұрын
The look of utmost confidence on Titos face as he's about to deliver the cheese and wine promo, and you can see his brain malfunctioning as it's computing the sentence coming out.
@flameguy3416 Жыл бұрын
You're just reaching for those 🍇...
@rylanlittle261 Жыл бұрын
Lol
@Romanus- Жыл бұрын
It’s like watching someone do algebra but with the English language. He literally is trying to compute actual speech and is incapable of completing the process
@harrydavey98847 ай бұрын
His brain is an engine running on Vegemite.
@ainz25795 ай бұрын
@@flameguy3416 and the wine is signing like the violin
@Jeremy-th5pt Жыл бұрын
"I train 6 days a week, 5 days a week, I'll train 3 days a week, ONE OF THOSE DAYS I'LL TRAIN 2 DAYS A WEEK" LOL.😂
@macabre1910 ай бұрын
😂
@sweetswing110 ай бұрын
You're a punk dude
@aresjerry10 ай бұрын
Translation: he trains 6 days a week. 3 times a day, for 5 days. And twice, on one day before his rest day. 😂😅
@sleevelessace5 ай бұрын
@@aresjerry even that LOL there has to be a easier way to explain his training days then what he said or even the translation LOL, translating gibberish makes it a bit better but still insane LMAO
@Tophiachuuu4 ай бұрын
@@aresjerrymate how you've managed to decipher titonese is impressive.
@datcrazywhiteboy6205 Жыл бұрын
"To all my fans ive never let you down until now" Tito Ortiz
@ezradaiquiri11311 Жыл бұрын
"And I never will" 😂
@datcrazywhiteboy6205 Жыл бұрын
@@ezradaiquiri11311 Please don't ever cut a finger off slicing onions
@HugoStiglitz88 Жыл бұрын
You missed the funniest part "and I won't start"
@HugoStiglitz88 Жыл бұрын
You got it wrong too. Yall must have CTE
@speedzonefilms3 ай бұрын
@@HugoStiglitz88you missed the even funnier part, behind him it says “the worst will happen”
@pill115410 ай бұрын
God i cant stop coming back to this video, tito side eyeing chandler is so fucking hilarious
@L8-APEX10 ай бұрын
Tito's dialog is described best by this Michael Scott quote "Sometimes I start a sentence and I have no idea where it's going, I just hope I find it along the way" 😂😂😂
@truesoulghost27775 ай бұрын
Dont we all?
@Romanus-3 ай бұрын
@@truesoulghost2777not really man lol
@TheFarthall2 ай бұрын
Ain't that a theo von quote
@heisenb3rg Жыл бұрын
“You fans tune in. I never let you down until now.. I won’t start”😭😂😂
@sleevelessace5 ай бұрын
literally something michael scott would say LOL
@clapdrix7215 күн бұрын
@@sleevelessaceHow does he mix up "yet" with "until now"?? Theyre literally antonyms.
@joshlife6395 Жыл бұрын
The onion scene, the cutting, the blood, and the fact he just continues, ignoring the fact he actually cut himself and is bleeding all over the family dinner- had me crying tears of laughter. Thanks guru, that was special.
@Scheboygan8767 Жыл бұрын
I’ve never laughed harder at something on KZbin ever, he just kept going 😭
@esewey1686 Жыл бұрын
As a chef I know for sure Tito’s finger was stinging like a mf and tiro was trying so hard to play it off
@jakemitchell1671 Жыл бұрын
@@esewey1686 LOL! Was it a live stream? If not, surely someone watched it back and had to see the blood on the onion? Why was that just disregarded?? Hahaha....God I laughed until I cried. As a chef, you know his final push absolutely was NOT "good form." It was horrible! And while his choice of knife (machete? lol) wasn't the worst, an 8-10" chef's knife would do SO much better.
@potatoman57 Жыл бұрын
@@esewey1686seriously why couldn’t he just re-take the video? Instead just decided to push through the pain?
@esewey1686 Жыл бұрын
@@potatoman57 nah seriously 💀💀💀i can’t help but cringe so hard watching this video it’s hilarious. Why did he even upload it in the first place????
@paytonmatthews99 Жыл бұрын
Nah the “Tito holds the light bulb and somebody underneath him twists Tito” has me cryinggg 🤣🤣🤣
@masibulelemnguni6554 Жыл бұрын
Some comments are just wild bro😂
@JakobFridfinnsson Жыл бұрын
Some of the funniest shit I’ve ever heard
@ericnielsen5441 Жыл бұрын
Tito holds the bulb and spins the room 😂
@WestCoastShredders Жыл бұрын
Nah bro he holds his hand still and walks in a circle 😂
@xxjacksparrowxx674211 ай бұрын
Just imagine this bald mf being rotated while holding the bulb, imagine the scene 😂
@pollen12532 ай бұрын
Saying stuff like “I’m a gorilla” and “people think I’m African American” 2 sentences apart is diabolical 😭
@acethegreat39633 ай бұрын
The onion cutting was a rollercoaster! It went from being funny due to his strange technique, to being body horror once he starts bleeding, to drama and suspense at how close he is to completely chopping his finger off, back to humorous when he pretty much insinuates he'd rather bleed cutting an onion than cry, to a feeling of resolution when he finishes cutting the onion with any further damage with respectable technique. We're lucky to still have tito with us after seeing how endangering he is to his own well being just taking on the most mundane day to day tasks.
@Texmma3 ай бұрын
😭😭
@Mitch189022 Жыл бұрын
Brendan Schaub is proof that CTE isn’t always funny
@ezradaiquiri11311 Жыл бұрын
🤣💯
@heavensubculture Жыл бұрын
Idk I think Brendan schaub is funny af not as a comedian but as a cte virtuoso he’s crazy funny
@ezradaiquiri11311 Жыл бұрын
@heavensubculture he's so annoying. And I hate how he says, man. Like yeah maan that's so annoying, maaann...🤦. Besides, him and rogan threw eddie bravo under the bus about flat earth all the time, even though Joe knows for a fact we've never been to the moon and all the pictures are fake. It's so stupid.
@drewdrewson1384 Жыл бұрын
the gringo poppy and his first spooshel are both masterpieces in the same way the room is
@Fr6 Жыл бұрын
@@drewdrewson1384Drew, you're definitely a spooshel guy.
@bryanciacco4181 Жыл бұрын
"You fans tune in, I've never let you down till now.... I won't start!" Is the best Tito quote of all time
@HugoStiglitz8811 ай бұрын
Totally agreed. It's funny on so many levels 🤣
@happentodie877611 ай бұрын
I'm laughing just reading that 😅 brilliant
@infiad12753 ай бұрын
He's like White Goodman from Dodgeball.
@maxkelly6664 Жыл бұрын
“I wanna outlive my children” Tito Ortiz
@SeanWoodsonsNutritionist Жыл бұрын
Of course
@jdamsel8212 Жыл бұрын
100%
@jamesmcdougal2 Жыл бұрын
We all know Tito is not a wordsmith haha
@Itscomplicatedaf24 Жыл бұрын
Not with those onion chopping skills 😂😂
@Dahn.Baern. Жыл бұрын
My old best friends mom outlived 2/3 children, tragically. I don’t think she’s proud of it
@SpreadAU10 ай бұрын
Tito left out what he was training on. “I’m training 6 days a week, 5 days a week cardio, 3 days wrestling….etc etc “ he left out what he was training on 😂😂
@DreCrimson10 ай бұрын
Lmao a classic. Shit had me confused for days
@EatEatEatRepeatАй бұрын
7:59 love that he said "created by monkeys" instead of evolved from monkeys. he can't ever be serious. that man is playing wizards chess against us.
@tambaz227618 күн бұрын
lmao that's what cracked me up too. Created by monkeys lmao
@kodokami7 Жыл бұрын
MMA Guru + Tito Oritz = Comedic Gold. One of the funniest video from Guru. Love to see more content like this, something outside of UFC related
@Noseface Жыл бұрын
Tito Ortiz is a content machine. Such a great meme that man is.
@luiz9672 Жыл бұрын
We need a person like Tito in the community to make us laugh
@joeybplasticrehab5578 Жыл бұрын
Bet he’s awesome at scrabble 🤫
@jonnhyappleseed7498 Жыл бұрын
Scrabble is to complex... its about that bingo life
@jimberry5318 Жыл бұрын
Your looking at a lightskinned gorilla....... People think I'm African American - tito
@Bickle121 Жыл бұрын
“I’m here guys, I will always let you down guys”
@db455210 ай бұрын
My favourite Tito quote: "You live and you learn, then hopefully you forget"
@erikkibler34665 ай бұрын
The secret to his success 😂
@Jaime-eg4eb23 сағат бұрын
That's deep man
@BeeRocket20106 ай бұрын
For years & years I swear my boss has only one expression, a frown, never smiled doesn't laugh, mono toned, not interested in making eye contact with life, he has always been suspected of having no soul and described as being a human with no personality. I put this vid on at lunch break and we all saw it happen for the first time...he smiled and laughed!
@klaus2913Ай бұрын
So he is autistic.. .
@BeeRocket201025 күн бұрын
@dillonmaclennan1261 beg pardon?
@samuelordway-nh4oh5 күн бұрын
beg pardon yourself and WATCH YOUR TONE BOIIIIIIIIIIIII
@KING-KLOWDY Жыл бұрын
As a professional chef for 20 years. Watching him cut that onion was the funniest shit I've seen in like a really long time lol.
@beautifulstrongman11 ай бұрын
He's one for ya. Buddy comes on line the other day, during lunch rush, and asks "Hey, where's the ham for the hamburgers?". This is after disappearing into the walk-in for like 4 min.
@rockyevans158410 ай бұрын
@beautifulstrongman lame joke maybe? Or stoned out of his tree? Or just dumb af? Lol
@E-A-Z-Y8 ай бұрын
Absolutely diabolical
@KING-KLOWDY8 ай бұрын
@@beautifulstrongman How did I miss this for 2 months lol. Your guys didn’t send him to dry storage for a can of steam did ya ? Had a guy I was training on fry ask me why the oil wasn’t boiling if it’s at 350 degrees… bring me the robots please.
@MK-hw2ir7 ай бұрын
@@beautifulstrongmanwhat is CTE?
@the1abstrakt Жыл бұрын
The way Tito morphed into Wanderlei at 7:27 was fantastic. Truly a talent
@nakternal Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂I thought that who it was in the thumbnail
@Mumpty-of8je11 ай бұрын
It's just a simulation of the speeds a lot of jets go and the forces they put on a person. Not dangerous for the brain long term, it's kinda like being put in a choke temporarily.@Shoegazebasedgenre0.
@bebop487410 ай бұрын
Damn good comment
@deeznutz83209 ай бұрын
@Shoegazebasedgenre0.Its a G force machine
@Fantastic_Six Жыл бұрын
"ULTIMATE Sacrifice minimal reward" had me crying, guru churns out this banger of a line after watching this insanely hilarious video
@MooseKnuckle6610 ай бұрын
Rewatching this. Just what I needed thanks Tito.
@Williamkenyon-e8d5 ай бұрын
Your laugh is infectious lol😂 makes the video even funnier.
@RollTideRoll_GSP Жыл бұрын
Tears running down my face, great way to start my Saturday right here! Who knew Tito would become such a MMA treasure in his later years!😂
@joanneee1037 Жыл бұрын
Theres this 1 clip of him training where he said his training philosophy is, "Go hard and go home". I bursted out lauging when he said that lol
@chadwicklite Жыл бұрын
Watching the Guru laugh just makes my day🤣
@fergytonuson27237 ай бұрын
God damn I needed that laugh! Number is just an age! 💪🤣
@NotKD357 ай бұрын
The fact he posted that onion cutting tutorial after he cut himself is hilarious and insane
@shane7103 Жыл бұрын
Its an absolute rollercoaster listening to Tito talk. He should do his own podcast
@BestPropTutorials Жыл бұрын
I don’t usually laugh very easily but I laughed so hard out loud watching these😂
@farazsayyed3900 Жыл бұрын
I swear I’m dying over here 😂
@keiraburns7398 Жыл бұрын
Same 😂😂😂
@jacobjones7783 Жыл бұрын
Cured my depression
@JackieDamschroder Жыл бұрын
I’m sure you have such a complex sense of humor
@jse_illustrations Жыл бұрын
the onion part had me crying
@skewsto Жыл бұрын
I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time 😂
@HugeChungus9 ай бұрын
The fucking lightbulb comment had me in hysterics 😂
@leecolfax2 ай бұрын
"I think it's about time we start talking about the funny side of CTE". You won me over with that line. I'm gonna watch the video now.
@FakeGyllenhaal Жыл бұрын
03:24 gotta love Chuck frantically looking around "is anyone else hearing this guy or is it just me?"
@danielstrother24949 ай бұрын
I can’t stop laughing over that. He thought he lost time again and missed a bunch of the conversation. It’s exactly like when I fake throw the ball to my wiener dog. 😂😂😂
@LucasR013 Жыл бұрын
“I want to out live the MMA guru” -Tito Ortiz
@XplicitTruth444 Жыл бұрын
i mean the dude is as obese as they come so that wont be hard to achieve lol
@thatindiandude4602 Жыл бұрын
Looking at the BMI not a hard achievement IMO.
@T9K66 Жыл бұрын
It’s been tough times but this is definitely the hardest I have laughed in a while. Thanks for curating these videos.
@reesthomson434011 ай бұрын
One of your funniest reactions always come back every so often for a belly bursting !
@digginupthecarolinas987011 ай бұрын
I'm in bed laughing so hard I was giggling the bed so now my wife's up and we're BOTH CRYING, THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN!!!!!!!
@basedsoyboy7293 Жыл бұрын
CTE is the best base for comedy
@JohnSigz Жыл бұрын
My favorite is the one with his fight in the fall but he says it yeah it’ll be in April and he starts training for it in July 😂☠️
@k.c.r.5974 Жыл бұрын
This video took a turn for the worse when you got to the g force simulator and paused it on his face like that. I was semi amused up until that point because ive seen all these but once that part of the video hits I was dying laughing...and it just goes down hill from there my stomach hurts from laughing so hard
@tendies92485 ай бұрын
I lost it when he said he went from 0 to Steve harvey
@Samurai-Mendo9853 ай бұрын
I always come back to this vid because it just always kills me its always hysterical seeing tito stumble through his life lol
@hoodatheist5549Күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@anthonyhewitt939710 ай бұрын
😂 the title of this video
@AUZlE Жыл бұрын
You post 1-2 videos a month that are just laugh factories and part of it is that you just have an infectious laugh due to it being genuine, you don’t falsify your emotion and so it always hits 10/10.
@UFCPhan Жыл бұрын
Tito breaking new ground in the g-force machine, non-contact CTE edit: holy fuck that lightbulb joke lmao
@Elimstjohn Жыл бұрын
Bro I can't stop rethinking about it and laughing so hard that I cry.
@BrandonPTravels Жыл бұрын
The blood on the onion actually made me verbally laugh😂😂😂😂
@Cp_9900 Жыл бұрын
I think you just mean laugh
@BARBARYAN.11 ай бұрын
Bro it covered the onion I lost it
@GhastlyCretin11 ай бұрын
This is exactly like something Tito himself would say. Amazing.
@BrandonPTravels11 ай бұрын
@@GhastlyCretin fuck 😂
@dyyylllaannn9 ай бұрын
i think you mean audibly
@vinzetti2214 күн бұрын
Been watching pantheon for awhile. It's hilarious that it centers around Tito's gaffs hahhaha...... 7:30, Tito do your best Wanderlei
@grimeztwoeleven6 ай бұрын
seeing you being so enthused of tito being an idiot is contagious i can't stop laughing shit is hilarious
@Saygoodnightfight Жыл бұрын
I’m proud of Tito for having so much CTE that he gets KO’d by gravity itself. Not many people can achieve goals as high as those
@XplicitTruth444 Жыл бұрын
i mean... you could fall down and hit your head and get knocked out lol boom gravity... do you "people" even think before you speak? fuck.. FUUUCKKK.
@Eventual-Visitor Жыл бұрын
He went to 9G's which means almost everybody would've lost conscience. Actually he recovered almost instantly, most people would take a bit longer.
@GrandpasRevenge43 Жыл бұрын
Tell me you don't understand G-force without telling me you don't understand G-force lol
@hiraether6209 Жыл бұрын
Can't get KO'd by something that doesn't exist ;)
@abaddon130 Жыл бұрын
@@hiraether6209bro is brain dead :0
@julius2790 Жыл бұрын
Guru you are a jewel. This was so incredibly funny.
@DJK6914 Жыл бұрын
Guru looks like he rolled a fat blunt and decided to make this video! This is great! I'm crying in laughter and my wife is confused 🤣🤣🤣
@JayTeeAyy9 ай бұрын
You know it’s bad when Chuck is like “wtf is this guy saying?”
@TheRuneCollector19 күн бұрын
This is the greatest guru video of all time😂
@chriss2948 Жыл бұрын
I was never a real Tito fan, and then I saw him on Tuf against Shamrock. My view of him changed completely. I will still argue that he is one of Tuf's best coaches. He was fantastic with his fighters. He has never been able to speak, but he still has my respect after that performance.
@Mox1990 Жыл бұрын
he outspoke shamrock during that season and made him look like Tito looks to us. There are levels to CTE
@KyePietras-pi9lx10 ай бұрын
Yeah great coach Also shamrock getting schooled by Tito like wtf 🤣
@Leatherhead4Hire Жыл бұрын
Goddamn..anytime i need to clear my head after or during tumultuous times i go thru the Tito vids and it never fails to get me to literally laugh out loud. Like real loud and hard! His cameo video is tops!!
@designingtheenemy5869 Жыл бұрын
I think Tito is always in that "be/say motivational stuff all the time" mindset and that he's literally speaking whole sentences without thinking what he's saying lol. Cte definitely is a factor but some people really are just dopey too. That combined and you get Tito lol. One of the cooler more coherent things he's said was that cheap Jackal story and chael instantly ruined it for him by talking about his pstar baby mama.
@michaelmoran87806 ай бұрын
Tank Abbott was hilarious on Rampage Jackson's podcast 🤣 all kinds of Tito jokes I'd definitely recommend watching, Tank had my stomach hurting FR 🤣
@davvsalbum13045 ай бұрын
This killed me 😂 thanks for the laugh...
@Pxstran Жыл бұрын
I literally woke up in the middle of the night . It’s 5 Am I tried to put on a guru video to go to sleep to, I’ve been laughing throughout the entire video and I cannot sleep now. Thanks guru
@codycox2465 Жыл бұрын
Same here lmao
@seanmcclure6 ай бұрын
“ I’ve been fighting MMA for 10 years, and for about five years I’ve been fighting, but two years out of that one year I was training.”
@jonvia8 ай бұрын
Reminds me of Michael Scott from The Office always mixing and matching different catch phrases
@lawrencehackett6479 Жыл бұрын
Was having a super normal night, until I went downstairs to quietly get me a bowl of cereal without waking anybody up.. started watching this video & 5 minutes later I'm covered head to toe in milk/captain crunch because I laughed so hard mid bite I choked, tried to panick wrestle the bowl to the counter without dropping it, didn't. Bowl hits the ground. Everybody woke up. The visual is me covered in milk, uncontrollably laughing while choking watching This f*ckin guy talking about how he's never felt better while also mentioning how his body hasn't matured well.. because his dad's 80 & his grandmother's 100.. This video was well worth the choke
@constantineiordanidis4334 Жыл бұрын
Next time get some cheese and wine with your captain crunch thank me later dude
@Mookguy Жыл бұрын
Keep reaching for those grapes buddy
@sethsolopow3226 Жыл бұрын
careful choking on cereal if you wanna outlive your children like Tito
@jbuzzo1 Жыл бұрын
Fuck dude, great comment, hilarious 😂😂
@BARBARYAN. Жыл бұрын
I’m stoned right now and that’s the best story I’ve ever related to
@allenfrench8734 Жыл бұрын
I haven’t laughed that hard in long time 😂
@scottrobertson9788 Жыл бұрын
Holy shit, you had me rolling laughing! I mean Tito’s a funny fucker but your reaction is hilarious!
@Bumbaclartios6 ай бұрын
“It worked. At the cost of his family’s health it worked” I cannot breathe man
@k452072 ай бұрын
3:28 chuck lidells face right here 😂😂😂 staring at the host like “this is your fault”
@hockthebest Жыл бұрын
I though we're gonna starve of Guru's content during UFC off week and boom, a video about Tito Ortiz!!!
@zvsmith2008 Жыл бұрын
Tito don’t have CTE …😂😂😂😂 He has S-T-U-P-I-D…. That a lifetime afflication😂😂😂😂
@thomasmacdonough288 Жыл бұрын
Tito actually kind of a tank though to get clipped by a knife, get his wound covered in onion juice, but keep recording like nothing happened 😂
@robwrone8 ай бұрын
10:22 Tito hoping Chandler and his adopted sons didn't see the clip of him implying black people are gorillas 😂😂😂
@craigrock84444 ай бұрын
No Tito holds the light bulb and has people turn the whole fucking house!!!😂
@Greg-ys2gy4 ай бұрын
Lmao
@Texmma3 ай бұрын
😭😭🤣
@IamChaChaCHNNL Жыл бұрын
Tried so hard and was proud of myself for keeping my composure for so long (4 minutes). However “right hook to the body” was my breaking point. I can no longer breathe
@steelier610711 ай бұрын
It’s my favorite because it’s so short and simple😭😭. Can’t even tell his lefts and rights
@alexdiaz3311 Жыл бұрын
I was dying laughing, but also man the way tito opens containers is actually top tier. I had to go around my kitchen and try it out, too good.
@ChipsNGravy Жыл бұрын
Mate please make this a weekly thing. The dopamine hits off of just laughing at you laughing at shit is too good 😂 Ken Shamrock would be a good one lol
@CharlesStevenson-x1k10 ай бұрын
Tito's stand up really is awesome. He's always in character.
@canadat438010 ай бұрын
At work and cant even listen to this laugh way to much. The face he made from the g force similator had me laughing my ass off
@prod.byroom1219 Жыл бұрын
Bro I found Pantheon Level Cluelessness a couple months back and literally watched every tito ortiz clip on the channel. Hes the gift that keeps on giving
@benmcreynolds8581 Жыл бұрын
Dude lol 😆 Your laugh & reactions are so contagious. This reminds me of the "Late stoppages video" lol 😆
@JohnSigz Жыл бұрын
This channel is so good that me and my friend literally quite Tito all the time I think I’m losing brain cells 😂
@John-eh6jg9 ай бұрын
4:13 your line of "chucks got that CTE as well" had me absolutely rolling laughing hahahaha bug chuck got mind f**ked so hard . He's thinking to himself " I don't understand what he's saying . Is it me? Let me look at the hosts to see if they are confused also" and 7:21 "just turns to Steve Harvey in an instant " hahaha dude your reactions make this video even better
@Jimboslice357 ай бұрын
I nearly died several times watching this 😂
@tylerhoffmann47 Жыл бұрын
Tito should write comedy dialogue literally just by streaming his consciousness into a script. This is gold.
@jakes1881 Жыл бұрын
I’ve seen the effects of head trauma first hand with family and it’s really one of the hardest and saddest things to see someone go through. But I’d be lying if I said there’s never a moment where it can be fucking hilarious.
@jamesforbesw Жыл бұрын
As a Black American, I don’t even get mad at him lol I’m laughing so bad 😂
@Researchthejoos Жыл бұрын
Then why do your people always cry victim Your African not American Americans are white
@DeuceDropper927 Жыл бұрын
As a Black Chinese, I don't eben getu madu ata himu ror I'm raffing so bad
@N.A.M.S.11 ай бұрын
As a fellow black american i have diabetes. thank you.
@SoarenBeats11 ай бұрын
As a Native American, my people won’t be here to agree with my sentiments on this video because all of my ancestors are dead
@JadonCrabtree11 ай бұрын
@@SoarenBeatsthere's one left boys, let's go.
@michaelbeatty44759 ай бұрын
I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe at "I haven't let you down until now"
@Jay-u5k5f7 ай бұрын
Tito "I'm an old mature." Chuvk Lidell looks around like wtf?🤣
@RoZay442 Жыл бұрын
I love the no UFC weekend guru content😂😂😂
@UnTropical Жыл бұрын
This made me like Tito. This is actually hilarious 😆 😂😂
@joeybplasticrehab5578 Жыл бұрын
And I thought Ken Shamrock ☘️ was an idiot 🧐boy was I wrong
@nedlead85 Жыл бұрын
I've already seen a bunch of these Tito video's and I can't help but be convinced that Tito is just trolling everyone.
@jon5904 ай бұрын
"He's reaching for - he's reaching for those grapes. He's trying to make his wine, and the wine's already soundin' like a violin with that cheese and wine." 🍇 🧀 🍷 🎻
@bubbakushii10 ай бұрын
Lol when the laughing starts to hurt you know it’s another level of funny.
@jaykwonzzz Жыл бұрын
Tito is like those old AI images, where the nose, ears, and mouth were all present but all in the wrong place.