Michael Bisping BRUTALLY ROASTED ME? Called Me Ugly? Time To EXPOSE The Cyclops!

[@the-mma-guru]

Honestly though this was top banter from Bisping and I really needed some content so thanks to him what a G. Consider this video bait, let's see how far this goes.

[@MikeHaywood]

"mma gooroo is just a SHORT FAT" Guru gets out his trap card I may never stand up but I'm taller than you by multiple inches Mr Bisping

[@codycox2465]

I want the old comment back 😂

[@wheatley9601]

Lol you pinned this comment instead because you realised it looks pathetic to make a 30 minute video for a mild comment

[@Akrios1337]

😁

[@MAT-wn5fr]

Everything Bisping said about you is true. He even knew that you had no legs, and that's why he called you short.

[@basedclarence]

Guru stretched a 40 second clip into a 30 minute video.. truly a generational talent

[@ericcardenas702]

this is something only chael could do before

[@-Kreger-]

It’s absolutely inspirational

[@PozzaPizz]

And it was even pretty entertaining

[@shakhster8382]

I wonder when he will free us from Egypt and lead us to judea

[@mioyakiyama5499]

@@shakhster8382exodus remake 🥳

[@youcantseeme2244]

So Bisping calls a woman beater, drug cheat and felon a "good guy" but goes after poor Guru and body shames him? Wow, the audacity. Volk would be proud that you stood up for yourself Guru!

[@Hats502]

Figuratively at least, he can’t actually stand up but I’m still proud of him nonetheless

[@GoodStuff1992]

for a second, i thought you were talking about chael sonnen 😅

[@riccocool]

@@Hats502 if only we could crowd fund some baboon legs or whatever would trans plant

[@vincentkc48]

He’s done!

[@nickfontane225]

@@vincentkc48it’s ova forim

[@TheHerrDoktorr]

Guru is what all reactors should aspire to be. Milking a 40 second video to 30 minutes and i watched every second of it no regrets.

[@bryantaylward2316]

He's the asmongold of MMA content creation

[@louisdlariviere3824]

@@bryantaylward2316there is another asmongold of mma

[@SirDrWesV-Esq-III]

Guru with the Hendo H BOMB!

[@miketyson9809]

A ufc champ has this much hatred for the guru he has made it

[@mr.i6527]

dude it was 40 secs lol

[@ItsameAlex]

What do you think was happening when Jones was beating his wife? She was being turned on, she's with him because of this, not despite of it. I wish someone would call her out.

[@emanuellopez8578]

​@@ItsameAlex 🤔

[@YourKawke]

MMA fighters wake up in a cold sweat in the middle of the night in fear of the Jew. Bisping probably hears the sound of Guru's screechy wheels in his nightmares.

[@xtackett3728]

@@ItsameAlexWHAT IN THE FUCK LMAOOOOO

[@BroccoliLesnar]

Is Guru really 24? I honestly thought he was near to 40 😂

[@vuyilemdladla4576]

There's no way😂

[@MikeHaywood]

don't let him bully you son!

[@boomnailedit1609]

Yes! 😂😂😂

[@karanvarma4843]

😂😂😂

[@Yah_Mean]

Should be top comment tbh 👌🏽

[@lowlowseesee]

LOLOLOL

[@minidz5645]

He's bullying you son

[@lukehodson9625]

Honestly Guru doesn’t get enough credit for the work he’s doing at such a young age

[@simplelife88393]

considering his donos are about 10x more than other channels of his size, yeah he does

[@andrewkielbasowycz1915]

​@simplelife88393 it's not enough and he's under appreciated.

[@paceysinclair8089]

The guy who asked Bisping that is 100% Ariel’s burner account trying to get fighters against Guru

[@ericswag8465]

That sneaky weasel

[@charles-antoinecote7933]

HAHA true

[@MatthewMcRowan]

free content for Guru, win

[@Romanus-]

People know their tactics now. Jewrnalists BTFO’d

[@Trebelsi]

I thought you meant ariel emmanuel, the owner of the ufc

[@whisperthebull6707]

The 24 year old imparts some serious wisdom on the 40 year old. Well done MMA Guru!

[@EdEddington]

Not sure about that 😂

[@AcousticHunter]

"I'm not saying Bisbing should be scared" 🤣🤣🤣

[@vShoTzZ25]

Guru was being humble... If Bisping came at him, Guru would judo throw him onto his own head then sink in a rear naked choke, killing him within seconds.

[@TheElbowMerchant]

​@vShoTzZ25 All without leaving the comfort of his wheelchair. Truly an inspiration to the disabled community.

[@lucianm5459]

​@vShoTzZ25 All while popping his good eye out as well, due to that choke strength. A full-grown python has nothing on our boy !🙌

[@Pootie_Tang]

"It's good to be straight and white" The MMA Guru

[@El__Forastero]

Are you implying that it's not good? Please elaborate...

[@Trebelsi]

​@@El__Forasterowell, israelis certainly do not like straight white people. That's the reason for the LGBT in western countries and mass immigration, ethnic cleansing.

[@ruin3r]

This is the kind of content we get when it's been almost 3 weeks since a good MMA fight happened.

[@AkiMinorikoOfficial]

A guy who runs over a pregnant woman then comes back to retrieve his wallet but not to help her, is not a "good guy with demons".

[@AndyAhluwalia23]

Pre sure he went back to grab his weed LOOL

[@codygatti8358]

To be fair he didn’t run her over, he just hit her car and ran away 😂

[@anonymoose2474]

That's true, but also just as bad@@codygatti8358

[@matthewsimpson5621]

He’s above that nobody, who cares

[@iaqh]

How was he supposed to know she was pregnant if she was in the car?

[@Martinmski]

Bispings response: "Ok tough guy hiding behind a computer screen"

[@karlhorrigan8201]

Both tough guys 😂

[@Ducbgdudb]

This ain’t even an exaggeration either💀

[@PotentSenzu]

And then calls him a *HaTeR* again

[@itsawill9268]

Ik it’s such a boomer response

[@realMaverickBuckley]

😂😂 Yup. 'Why dont you find my address and fly 15 hrs for $2000 to come and say it to my face!!'

[@jagaloon14]

Keanu Reeves really is the golden standard for knowing if you’re a hater. Excellent observation. Like, hey, you like comedy and sci fi? Bill and Ted! You don’t want the comedy, but still the sci fi? The matrix! You want serious but not sci fi? POINT BREAK! You can’t go wrong with this guy

[@pandamanda1]

Lmao that fake reaction to Bispings insults is priceless 😂

[@SUPER8ALTERN8]

Other than stating he fluked his entire career and was the worst male champion in the sports history you have indeed been kind to him

[@Ali-vl1sc]

I mean objectively speaking Bisping is the worst male champ. I mean come on the guy defended his title vs a 50 year old who wasn’t even in the top 10. He also barley won that fight and almost got KOed. Then he gets choked out by a washed many year layoff Gsp who’s a welterweight. He only has 1 good win that being Luke Rockhold.The fact he’s in the hof is laughable

[@lazylefthand]

​@Ali-vl1sc dont let garbrandt hear you talking about someone taking his number 1 spot.

[@MrFredstt]

@@Ali-vl1sc And he arguably lost to Silva

[@Ali-vl1sc]

@@MrFredsttSliva fight was a robbery he literally got Koed by Anderson. (Keep in mind this is A washed Anderson) Also he got a absolute robbery win against Matt Hamil. Bisping best wins are either vs washed fighters or robbery’s. Only Rockhold being the exception to that. After he won the belt he Ducked all top contenders such as Souza, Whittaker, Romero, even a Rockhold rematch would be better than a 50 year old Hendo. There is a reason why his commentary is so biased aginst Whittaker. During his reign everyone regarded Whittaker as the actual champ of the division, which caused him to dislike Whittaker

[@SUPER8ALTERN8]

@@Ali-vl1sc hey I didn't say he was wrong 😅

[@lukeray1743]

You have forever earned my respect and support. I’m not even a big KZbin user. You are one of 3 subs I’ve given. Respect.

[@DoomerMusic69]

MMA Guru: maybe everybody should think of themselves as handsome when they look in the mirror. Merab being called an ugly goblin by guru: ok

[@HobbitWhittaker]

Michael Bisping needs to be humbled. Talking like that about a disabled person, because he knows If guru could walk that guru would be a double champ.

[@flameguy3416]

Bisping is also disabled 👁🔵

[@andrewherman9915]

The disabled person that literally runs a channel off getting famous people to mention him after he talks about them

[@zarahussain9738]

Is he actually

[@HobbitWhittaker]

@@zarahussain9738 yes, he was born with a phocomelia syndrome. He’s been in a wheelchair all his life.

[@anonymoose2474]

mentally@@flameguy3416

[@randomstuff2985]

MMA guru you definitely have a real fan out of me. I listen to you because not only do you steer me in the right direction with your takes but you’re hilarious and a realist who uses comedy and truth to entertain us don’t ever change man. that’s why we love you

[@beastlad]

The Cyclops wasn’t ready for the Gurus brutality

[@duramaxdad]

Mortal Kombat awards u 100k points. Now beat Shang Tsung w only 1 eye.

[@CamronMorgan-g7d]

@@duramaxdad😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@daddyvladdy783]

Kano got butt hurt

[@Romanus-]

Cripple on cripple violence

[@ismaelveyna3788]

It's the developing facial expressions to the clips he's reacting too that put it over the top 4 me 😂

[@hadrian2505]

Two of the UK legends going at it 💪

[@John-ru4gz]

Pissbing is not a legend

[@SUPER8ALTERN8]

He's a legend on the clithero p4k1 bashing scene

[@shakhster8382]

omar vs .........

[@Kai_Stone]

mma"guru" is no legend LOL

[@jasoncoomer1226]

​@@Kai_StoneHes in the process...

[@1zxtv]

Yeah Lisping is weird. Former champion, hot wife, nice looking family, by all means he's a successful individual yet for some reason he's insecure and never passes up the opportunity to bully the little guy. Even when he's commentating, he's constantly getting into arguments or sending little digs to his co-commentators and even fighters if they say something he that rubs him the wrong way. Cant take a joke, can't take any criticism. The man could beat up 9/10 people yet he still walks around with a chip on his shoulder. Likely bullied as a kid, maybe his dad beat the shit out of him, maybe his wife regularly cheats on him, its hard to pinpoint the reason why.

[@scythianking7315]

He's what we call the "Fake Alpha". There's lots of them. I just feel sorry for his Wife

[@PcCAvioN]

Bisping or DC whenever a more handsome man is nearby: insults

[@ajhhd423]

@@PcCAvioNnah keep DC out of that he takes a lot of shit talking his way and doesn’t act like Mike

[@upsidedahead]

His wife does cheat on him regularly. I have the DMs to prove it 😁

[@redeyexxx1841]

​@@scythianking7315Why sorry for his wife? They have everything they want.

[@FDCLDN]

At least he doesn't have to look at you with 20/20 vision

[@erikmorales17]

This is probably my new favorite mma guru video 😂😂😂 absolutely hilarious

[@555Cook]

When Bisping was fighting. He was on interviews talking about how Jon Jones should be banned from fighting because of his failed drug tests. But now he calls him the Greatest ever.

[@chadrobertson5299]

The MMA Guru is the real mf 🐐

[@4mymy]

Great video, all facts. Loved it

[@SmokinBlunts781]

Brush my teeth? I got white straight teeth. Now I don’t want to get cancelled saying white and straight is the best…. But it kind of is for teeth 😂😂😂

[@kodokami7]

It's common to see people defend against criticism by saying 'you are not a fighter (or insert any profession) so you dont have the right to criticize them. I have encountered too many people like this when I gave my less desirable opinion on things. Imagine after a haircut you tell the hairdresser you dont like the hairstyle and he shut you up by saying: ' you are not hairdresser, just pay the money'.

[@fankon-]

Yeah dude that's so true and so annoying smh

[@dombo916]

Horrible analogy

[@justinjasper03]

@@dombo916truly lol if you don’t like it , it is what it is

[@Mr357]

Doctors and nurses are the absolute worst in that regard.

[@Alex-me3yn]

@@dombo916 you are not a professional linguist ur not allowed to speak on the matter

[@anonymoose2474]

On guru's side 100% on this issue, other than guru thinking he can beat bisping in a fight. Absolutely crazy, until you fight, you cannot fight, size doesn't matter especially 2 or 3 inches, especially in great shape vs awful shape.

[@TFsportsanalysis]

Michael must’ve really been hurt by you at some point lol

[@bobbob-dg1kt]

Do you think Bising wakes up in the morning and googles his own name to see what praise people have heaped on him overnight, since the last time he googled himself.

[@jaymiles9349]

Interesting how Bisping "turns a blind eye" to Jones and has a "poor vision" of who Guru really is..

[@beyondthesacrosanctbreeze]

Well you know what they say, hindsight is 20/2..... Oh wait

[@seanwallace89]

I'm 30, pretty well off, and still jealous of MMA Guru's hustle! Long live the king!

[@flameguy3416]

He's wheelchair bound

[@derrickleeman2394]

Mogged ddp and will mog bisping​@@flameguy3416

[@aswascreates]

Can I borrow $50?

[@martyfakenewsman101]

can i also borrow some money

[@robdyrdek730]

Bro as soon as he mentions jones in a good way.. it’s like bro nothing you say mean shit at this point hahah

[@andrewherman9915]

Guru gets so excited when he gets the attention of any famous fighter .

[@BARBARYAN.]

Bisping is so emotional it’s like he’s a middle school girl

[@PB22559]

He's a 'former' English chav. That's how he grew up, fighting in english pubs, acting the hard man. All those type of people are insecure. I've met plenty of them over the years.

[@31TV_TX]

Absolutely 0% chance Guru is over 5' 2"

[@bbgsdrain]

How did you make a 40 second clip turn into a 30 minute video😂

[@marcussandzik5314]

Nice work

[@jessecooks4448]

I thought the breathing noise you did was an impression of him vaping, and now I fucking hear it every time he talks.

[@basicallys6490]

Cyclops vs Shrek. A battle between two freaks one is fat and greasy the other has one eye and fit. Both have something about them. Who will win the war?

[@hammbaby]

LMAO

[@T1tusCr0w]

Ah shit 🤣

[@LiamM_]

“It’s like you moved to Brighton” 😂

[@andy2172]

Massive 10-8 to Guru here, the Bones hypocrisy isn't surprising from the ultimate company man. Hope you get a few thousand more subscribers from the drama anyway.

[@Ryan-KushLifeDragons]

Love your impressions!!!

[@Frednelore]

That was great. And exposing hypocrisy is a service to all

[@producedbyscarecrow]

I saw Aljo shouting you out and wanting to do a sit down but he says he doesn’t know how to do that stuff… it really seems like since the beanie retired from the octagon guru has become the champs champ! Love seeing you get this kinda publicity from current UFC champs! And really let’s be honest if Michael bisping didn’t only have one eye he’d see the pure Stallion that guru is 🤣🤣🤣

[@viroz6562]

You can argue Jon Jones is a changed good person NOW, but to say he was a good person at the time he beat his wife is crazy.

[@PB22559]

A 'changed good person now'? lol

[@davecurtis86]

lol I love MMA Guru.. basically always just speaks pure truth, ruthlessly calm dismantling every time.

[@L0RDWAR12]

Love that you called him out on his hypocrisy

[@EdmondDantez201]

Love this based channel. Fuck the mainstream.

[@OoLiiMiiT3D]

I cant believe how smart Guru uses this stuff to make himself a bigger name. I just saw the thumbnail and the "bad person Guru, good person Jones" was enough to realize, that this will be a banger. Master Troll. 😂

[@clarkwayne7325]

Jon Jones is innocent. The charges against Jon Jones was dropped.

[@rationalhealth2467]

Peak Guru

[@tylersmidtke2686]

Beautiful points Guru!! Spot on .. I love it ..

[@keion_arknights]

14:53 It's sad to see how the accident still bothers him, so much so he's projecting his disability on others 😔😔😔

[@funkdoc2001]

New sub, this is what I’m here for.

[@mrmuncheese1006]

The Emmy award for best acting goes too…… THE MMA GURU

[@gamebred6995]

" none of my friends moved out" there's alot to digest here

[@mrlegkick91]

Not really... have u seen house prices nowadays?? Most working class young people just cant afford it

[@mozzawozza8905]

Yo ass got a house at 24? You got to have a good paying job cuz houses are expensive af

[@psychgaming.4397]

Finally somome who sees the way i do. Hate is a strong word u can dislike people but hate no. Very rarely do u hear somone say they hate u that explains what it means knowingly

[@indivisible885]

He's not gonna shit on John Jones because JJ would beat him to def without breaking a sweat!

[@xzibiteugen2527]

Bisping went too far lol...but it's not about what people think of you, it's all about what you think of yourself

[@botondbakos5954]

Unless you're delusional

[@MrFredstt]

@@botondbakos5954 Like Guru is about being in a wheelchair

[@Romanus-]

@@MrFredstt never judge a man till you’ve rolled a mile in his chair mate

[@stuballer]

I think your an alright looking young chad!!!keep your head up

[@confluenceJay]

This is pure gold, the best Guru content yet. Thank you.

[@ValentinaBurnerAccount]

“I used to pray for times like this” - Guru

[@merkaba244]

Dude your Tito videos were so good! Made me sub. May not agree with all your takes but don't let the shit talk get you down.

[@ipawilzon]

Give this man an Oscar!!! 10-8 Guru.

[@H_whit99]

Alright last comment I really want bisping to respond to this. Was a big fan of his but the last part of the video really changed my entire opinion and perception of him

[@zanethekeymasterr]

This is the most important piece of post modern art of the 21st century.

[@karlhungus888]

i thought maybe warhol or basquiat, but you're right this is more powerful

[@WARBUCKSMMA]

Mma guru is a mad villian that never changed

[@grapefruitsimmons]

Damn first time ive ever agreed with bisping lmao

[@Gurusson-qr5np]

Your point on haters was spot on. Great response!

[@kristianlovstad]

I will never forgive you for making me aware of the inhale thing that Bisping does during commentary.

[@mikekerr]

Every fighting company should be fighting tight now to hire you as a commentator . You are extremely knowledgeable, passionate (or maybe even obsessed and thats better much respect) and funny! Love your videos! Keep them coming! You are the man! Btw, Alex Pereira beat 3-1 🎉🎉🎉

[@iimax_9135]

How could you forget the infamous quote from Michael Bispig " El Phenomeno" 1:16

[@Jeremy-th5pt]

"Buddy" is a great new word to add to the arsenal. "BUDDY!" LOL.😂

[@letloverule100]

Bisping has entered the menopausal stage of his life.

[@datcrazywhiteboy6205]

When you stand for nothing, you fall for everything

[@allybaapp1053]

oh damn, now you've pointed out the bisping breathing thing I can't unhear it.. FUCK

[@1912Boat9]

Thought you were very civil with Till the other day, let's hope he can find a spot somewhere.

[@Smokeyxz]

If y’all are gonna fight you have to wear an eyepatch on one eye and bisping has to be in a wheelchair. Only way I see it being fair/sanctioned.

[@kennybobby201]

He didnt roast you too bad, as an actual short fat guy i feel like i took a few shots tho.

[@Ironbreeze53]

7:28 😂 Great opportunity to talk about hygiene in relationship to MMA, grappling, and fighting. Either your very own or a partnership with someone that is already established. Send Bisping an assorted basket.

[@benmcreynolds8581]

I appreciate this community. It's refreshing compared to other MMA communities. People are able to enjoy the banter & take the piss out of each other. It brings out the best out of all of this. (Compare that to Ariel's group, etc.) It's like MMA guru and Rigo are the only 2 that understand how to make the best out of any given situation.

[@devonhadaway1320]

15:16 I couldn’t stop laughing🤣 good one mate!

[@Koi-addict33]

I showed bispings dad jan a clip of mma guru doing mike impression at london victoria station he was cool and laughed

[@ShowseeTravels]

Michael Bisping flagged one of my comments as “Bullying” when I said I would not buy any Izzy fight.

[@scottc2076]

The only redeeming quality of Bisping is what he did to Luke Rockhold

[@Jimbob-yp6yi]

I’m not rowal Rosa jr had me on the floor 😂

[@ifgwelf]

Mike Bispings weak spot as a mid boss is his glass eye. 😂

[@mr.brenman2132]

He lost it in battle so not really.

[@ifgwelf]

​@@mr.brenman2132 wrong. Direct hit thru the glass eye equals critical hit, glass piercing his brain. DUN

[@beyondthesacrosanctbreeze]

True but he can spam a laser from that eye occasionally, so you can't just run in you gotta time that shit.

[@SlingdadDom]

"Maybe I have demons?... I don't have demons, I just like talking shit."

[@Tr3theVon]

I got a noice love hate relationship with guru. He makes me laugh so I stay around 😂

[@Tr3theVon]

Guru is very based tho

[@SPARTANRTJ1]

This shit truly made my day thank you guru

[@themetal5587]

This was a 10-1 for the MMA Guru

[@frags6940]

The beef between two cripples is really something else.

[@dattrax7]

"Faaaaaccckkkk off!!!" The veneer jabs were the best 🤣😂😅

[@King_JappyJoe]

Harrington deserves a 2 Hour Feature-Length Exposé covering his life as a homeless man who interns for Mike Bisping in LA.

[@jonathanmoore7582]

Why/how is he homeless?

[@adesanyasrighttit8791]

LONDONS YOUNGEST RABBI HAS DONE IT ONCE AGAIN 🤯🤯🤯 THESE WORMS CANT HIDE NO MORE 😤😤😤