Dog Name Theories | Stand-Up | Michael Jr.

So I have this theory about dog names. Let’s see if it works...
What kind of dog do you have and what is its name? Comment below.
#DogNames
#PetLovers
#StandUpComedy
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[@KyleHurd]

Y'all, I'm not gonna lie, I'm a devout believer but don't generally find Christian comedians funny, but THIS dude is HILARIOUS!

[@harlandfriendofgod6108]

Me and my wife have a dog named Mandy; very affectionate dog (16-18 lbs) and part Pekinese (red longhair) and Daucshaund

[@jessicaanderson8240]

You need to search up Tim Hawkins then! But Michael Jr. really is HILARIOUS. I love his message with his comedy too!

[@paigeasaurr]

He's Christian??? Thank God.

[@valerietomsic8454]

Michael Jr. is GIFTED.....for REAL! I adore his style!

[@CauseImFlawless]

This man's changing the world with laughter. Who would've thought?

[@coreygrimes5407]

Well I’m mixed... and my white cousins got a dog named Charlie and my black cousins have a dog named Yamborghini 😂😂

[@michellewright99]

Corey Grimes haha there ya go

[@jabarismith8573]

Corey Grimes you are interracial as being a human being. The term mixed or mutt is for animals... Just an FYI... Have a Blessed Day!

[@GensSancta]

Sounds about right. Lol

[@churchboy4609]

When i went, the theory proved true for all the white people that we asked (my mom and i are native, but our dog is named brody), then we got to this black lady, she didn't have a dog, but her daughter had a dog. Her dog's name was Gucci Mayne. I am NOT kidding. The whole crowd, including the black lady, lost it at that point, for like 5 minutes. It was the best part of the night.

[@coreygrimes5407]

churchboy4 😂😂😂 that is hilarious

[@gefloigle]

When I lived in the South I knew a black family that had a mutt named White Boy. True Story.

[@jamesengland7461]

"White boy, come here!"

[@zodarian6705]

🤣

[@noworriesmate8287]

🤣😂🤣 and I’m a white boy.

[@leeboy_]

🤣🤣🤣 Day made!!

[@dawnravenel2473]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Blaqk_8298]

How many people love MICHAEL JR.?

[@duanedavide3draeedwards465]

BLAQK ! I DO

[@theresabarrow5199]

Me!!!!

[@naturallygorg85]

My eyes were playing tricks on me. I thought you asked how many BLACK people love Michael jr. Lol smh

[@Blaqk_8298]

NaturallyGorg85 😁

[@FeiboInspire]

I do.

[@cynthianyanda3842]

Lol. I was waiting to hear names like Tiger, Spider and the like. We give dogs the name of another animal here.

[@gravity3.8]

or browny

[@serenah8583]

I'd just name my dog "dog"

[@christianbryan7474]

My dog's name is Blaze. He is a Siberian Husky and he was FAST!

[@Carrrnversations]

Lol South Africa... 🧡💛

[@levii.r]

@@serenah8583 My mom used to have a neighbor when she was a little girl that had a dog named Dog. Haha

[@1Tim1.15]

Macy is also my dog's name..and she just showed up too!! I'm not even kidding!!!

[@samuelarthur887]

Show your dog's picture.

[@pamelag7553]

I think it's great you gave a lost dog a good home!:)

[@bobreich3534]

the world needs more Michael Jr's!!!

[@ashtonbecks2790]

dang, Micheal Jr. u right tho. I'm black and I got a mutt...and his name is tubby😁😂

[@theresabarrow5199]

Ashton Becks 😂😂 Mine were Pepper and Jazzy both mutts 😂

[@shanni89fromMS]

Ashton Becks my dogs names are Pipi, Riko, Blacka, Brownie and Roper....if those are human names then I guess I messed up his theory but I doubt that DWL!

[@Kjoyful419]

Ashton Becks I had a german shepherd and his name was Smokie😂😂😂

[@amyeverett2676]

Lol

[@servantrose]

"Thanks for messing that up" lol

[@marydennis4700]

Michael Jr. I love your smart clean comedy. Especially when you tell the audience to think about it bc they are staring blank at you bc for a minute they didn’t get the awesome joke! Those jokes have true wit behind them! I love it!

[@mingraves]

No wonder it's his dog....🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@joanieharshaw32]

Wow Michael Jr., you're on to something...😂😂😂 My dogs over the years... Coal: lab mix Midget: terrier mix Tip-Toe: mitt Big Red: German Shepherd Scrappy: mutt Thumper: mutt Rocky: mutt Spike: Chihuahua Nikko: Pitt Polo: Pitt

[@MichaelJrComedy]

Thanks for playing along

[@diRecTorUNBEKNOWNST]

Mr. Michael Jr. Sir. I'm not black but I love your style,.. PS my uncle is however and his Rottweiler was named baby; also growing up in a mixed fam & watching the A-Team I did not realize I was not black and I got a very disappointed mohawk (thinking I could look like Mr. T... don't know why I'm saying that... Except also I had a mutt named flea..

[@4knewt505]

Tip Toe 😂😂😂

[@joanieharshaw32]

@@diRecTorUNBEKNOWNST Flea... that's cute... why flea?

[@joanieharshaw32]

@@4knewt505 My family tend to name dogs after their personalities and Tip-Toe was the first of many dogs for me...I was quite young when we had him. I'll have to ask how the name originated.

[@josepmatt]

Michael Jr., you're too good!! Come visit us in India!

[@karenjohnson9690]

One of our black friends named his dog "Sarge". It is a German Shepherd. This friend is a retired police officer. I am white. Before we discovered that I am allergic to dogs as a little kid, we had a German shepherd too. I named her "Laura". I was a Little house book fan. But there you go, I am backing your theory up. Your welcome.

[@psykomystro]

But, generally speaking, he's got a point. Most of the dogs in our neighborhood have names that describe them or how we see them. Michael Jr., is hilarious!!!

[@williams13man]

this man is the perfect blend of timing and humor. I love his work

[@TommyNitro]

“It’s his dog!” 😂😂😂

[@johnny71424]

It's his dog 😂😆😂😆

[@BC-cj6ye]

Maybe the first clue that our family is more colorful than we look is our dogs over the years: Beastly, Ranger, and Mischief.

[@SpanishwithNeena]

Ever noticed how many big dogs have names like Thor, Zeus, Goliath, etc.?

[@markarnold6257]

Or the ironic named little dogs. My aunt has a Yorkie named Thor. He weighs 4 pounds.

[@emmanueldennis1718]

This made me fall off my bed laughing. Oh my! Pure comedy

[@MPaulHolmesMPH]

I am white and my wife is black, and our kids named our pug (this is true) Mr. mugsy grunky waffle sparkles hagendaaz Holmes T the 3rd. update: As of 4-2-2020, I call him stink-bottom McHerpeeDerp, son #1 calls him "backstraps McGee, Doo-Doo on Ye, Hahahahaha hahahahee", son #2 calls him doggie, and my wife calls him Waffles.

[@rosaliealfano1999]

MPaulHolmes I just laughed out loud! That’s an awesome name😂

[@Viktir123]

That is the Whitest dog name on Earth. You should win an award but it's also the cringiest thing I've ever heard.

[@pamelag7553]

Your wife has the right idea, calling him Waffles!;)

[@NeakM]

My dogs name was Aboo, and my previous dogs name was Patches, just proved your point, haha 😂

[@WarriorFitnessQuest]

This guy is a national treasure!! Helping the homless and disadvantaged people and super funny that you can take the whole family together with comedy that is bringing the whole world closer not apart!! Love your work man! Thank you!!

[@MichaelJrComedy]

Wow, thank you

[@bigsabertoothbunny5986]

Now that was funny, a Border Collie named Macie. And the theory self-implodes in 1...2... In my house, right now, I have a Great Pyrenees name Mya and a Toy Poodle names Xerxes. The wife wanted the little dog to have a manly name we to anthology and though hey, why not give him the name of a dude who almost conquered the entire known planet in his time. Fun times.

[@harveysdtr]

Can hardly wait for your comedy special in theaters Michael Jr.

[@overflownow33]

My girls(9 & 5) and I love you Michael Jr. May God continue to bless you for the joy you bring to so many 😇

[@Introvera]

lol I've been wacky with naming animals recently. Most of the neighborhood stray cats I met I've named them after food (ex. Walnut, Mango, Frappe, Cheese Curl, Cocoa Bean). XD I know this is a vid about dogs but I never got to name one myself.

[@janeannschafer1514]

OnyxTheRevived My cat’s name is Troy! Never had a dog

[@valeriegonzalez4316]

I’m Native American and on the Rez the dogs just walk into the yard and just stay, so we had 8 lol. Husky named Girl, a Doberman mix named Shotgun, a mutt named Lobo, two Sheep Dogs named Popeye and Shufa (Native for Little Feather), a Collie named Paizon (Italian for Friend), another red haired mutt named Rusty, and finally a Cocker Spaniel named... Regina. 🐕

[@TheXYGhost]

My friend has a few dogs A Chihuahua named Pedro A Dachshund named Adolf An Italian Greyhound named Luigi And a Scottish terrier named Montgomery.

[@tammiemichelle6880]

Black folk were like, GOTCHA! 😂

[@jimikelley189]

That is SO FUNNY !!! What are the odds ?

[@duanedavide3draeedwards465]

FUNNY, THOUGHT PROVOKING AND HEART TOUCHING

[@chaggawarrior]

Will you be posting any more break time videos? I really used to enjoy those. Hope you post some more in the future.

[@MichaelJrComedy]

Look out for a few

[@gjone1]

Michael Jr. Dude, thank you for representing so smoothly!!!

[@Oct_sflb]

Three dudes come up, one, flies everywhere, holding a blanket, and sucking his thumb

[@eileenmacdougall8945]

just saw Michael for the first time on Saturdays "Magnificent Mornings," TV show. It's gotta take a lot of talent to be funny and family friendly too. Nice.

[@mosesmoise9897]

« She..actually just showed up.. » 🤣

[@ryannisbeth]

Love Michael Jr! As soon as I heard his theory I couldn’t stop laughing 😂. I’m black and my family has had 5 dogs: Hope, Champ, Skittles, Snickers, and Cujo

[@lisaj3915]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@michaelquintana678]

man i support u Michael Jr. and i will pray for u .. i had a dog but named him after a rock band..my nieghbor loved that....

[@mrmaczaps]

Had a dog once named Cocoa... she was a mutt. And she liked pasta & having the tv remote. 😉😂

[@Perfectpearl]

4:22 His facial expression is hilarious 😂. She's lying though.

[@LaLunaTv]

It's his dog ...flawless lol

[@ReigningWomban]

That’s great! CONGRATULATIONS!! You deserve it and I’m happy for you!!

[@gidiasdzaa4794]

It makes me wonder if you have a theory on cat names. How about a theory on other races? I used to work in a vet clinic as a licenced veterinary technician and most of the dogs I saw had human names. I lived close to a rez and I think the names were mixed (human or animal names). There were lots of names too that were Native American, for cats and dogs, which can make it hard to tell if it's a human name or not (ex: one who chases bear). I've never got to have a dog but was around lots if dogs with names like: Cowboy, Maverick, Shadow, Cinch, Dally, and Guido. I name animals by what they look like or how they act. One cat of mine is named Birmingham because that's all he would come to. He also just showed up one day. I have "used" cats. Another is named Nick Furry after the Avenger character Nick Fury. Nick is a black cat with one eye missing.

[@AP-Design]

The theory is true. None of my last three dogs had human names and the first time I found out my white friend had a dog with a human name, it took me months to get used to it

[@jessicaaudate]

"Border Collie" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@alfredtorres6011]

My wife has two dogs, AND they have MIDDLE names! LOL

[@pamelag7553]

My children gave our dogs middle names. Since people have them, they just figured our dogs should too!;)

[@kalana334]

I'm black and i have 4 dogs. A male German Shepard named Buddy, A female German Shepard named Cheyenne, A dachshund beagle mixed named Roscoe, and a Yorkshire Terrier named Jack.

[@ddickson1167]

You forgot Rotweiler! Every Brother I knew in the army had a Rottie!

[@guyadkins3108]

Love him and his clean classy comedy it’s needed and shows how talented he really is with not having to take the easiest route to get a laugh anyone can tell a dirty joke and make fun of people and humiliate them for money he’s in a category of his own bless him

[@Perfectpearl]

2:07 Me! I have a Rottweiler named Rocky.

[@kamaumburu413]

Boom man 🔛 top, keep updating us about the show

[@SomeBuddy777]

Warren is just wrong wrong wrong! 😁😁😁 Love ya, Michael Jr.

[@JaneDoe-ci3gj]

I love it when his stereotypes doesn't work.😂👍

[@steelman774]

Yessir! I’m of the melanin deficient variety, but I think it’s weird to use human names on dogs. We’ve got 3. I named our blue healer/setter mix “Waggs” because ... well, that’s what he does. A lot. Like his tail is a force of nature. My wife named our dachshund “Oscar” and our chion “Oliver”. As MJr would say, “She white”. Truth.

[@calebmills1446]

Our dog names over the years, Jake, TAZ Petra Neika Queenie Luka Zadock

[@philatkinson3955]

Michael Jr. you are by far my favorite comedian of all time! I am sharing your video with as many people as humanly possible! 🤘😎♥️🙏

[@HaloHighlightz]

If it’s any consolation, my dog’s name was Simba

[@ZachDrake5960]

Our first dog was named Trinka. Now we have a dog named Rosco.

[@Hakesify]

Hilarious!

[@AlphaMom55]

Our German Shepherds are Sheba, Dodger, Ranger, and Django. Our next one may be Quetzal, the national bird of Guatemala, my country of birth.

[@angeldr1987]

Straight up hilarious 😂

[@Rosedaleb1]

I knew he was going to prove his theory b/c the first two women seemed too nervous to answer lol

[@anb3rlyn]

You are FUNNY!!! Love you😍😍😍

[@r.mcbride2837]

We're white (Irish blinding white, instantly crispy in 5 minutes of sun white). My Dad's dog is a Chihuahua mix. He named it "Killer" and it pretty much is. Just ask the mail man! Haha!

[@theycallmedraco9484]

I was at this show. It was hilarious.

[@elviramoran6846]

I'm Hispanic. Michael Jr., does that mean if I were there would I have been allowed ro raised my hand? Or as the great theologian John Gray said in his video 'Laughter in Black and White', "..if you're Mexican..youre black, too." Just sayin'...

[@JC-km4cc]

Elvira Moran You are funny by saying that😄

[@Rosedaleb1]

Yep, you could raise your hand.

[@stacylarge5636]

I feel black does that count ?

[@adampentz6011]

And dude, this dude is making me laugh out loud. Go Michael Jr!

[@bubgum00]

I am white and have had many dogs. I had a pug named Moochie, a Feist named Scout a Terrier mix name Gypsy, two mix breeds named Yogi and Boo boo, a small dog named cookie, and my last one was a Jack Russell named Jill and she was already named before I got her. My parents had Buddy and Lovey. My in laws had a weenie dog named Velcro. My daughter had a can named Ajax. This one couple I know of has a cat named Sparta and had one named Pucky. My neighbors who are also white named their two dogs Tootsie and Pop. Might want to rethink your theory Michael Jr....LOL

[@s.g.4823]

Border Collie’s are brilliant and beautiful dogs! ☺️

[@m.r.6222]

This bit was so funny! He had the room in stitches!

[@lenbkula]

So good 😂😂😂

[@thebaobabcentrebookshop1255]

Me two, I'm black and I've got a mutt and her name is Pebbles.

[@reb1050]

I have a Choc. Lab. whose name is Butt. He will fetch anything you throw, and bring it to you. But when you reach for it, he turns around and puts his butt right in your face. However, I never go anywhere without my Butt and people tend to walk away when I pull out my phone and ask if they want to see a picture of my Butt. I also have a Boxer, but he is kinda different. He's a registered Boxer, but he's tall enough to lay his head on the dining room table. I am 6'1" and do not have to bend over to pet him. We weighs in at 115 lbs. and is white with large fawn spots...and one blue eye. Since he is so different from any Boxer I have ever seen, and he's often mistaken for an American Bulldog, I named him FUBAR. (F**ked Up Beyond All Recognition) By the way, both is parents were normal fawn with white markings, knee high Boxers. Momma weighed 60 and Papa weighed 70. The rest of the litter were also "normal".

[@reb1050]

BTW, I am white.I also have a horse named Happy..because he has a totally disgusted expression on his face, and another named Willie. At lest that is the way we spell it. It's actually Will He. Will he behave or will he act a fool.

[@mollietenpenny4093]

I have a dachshund named Heather! She was named after a dachshund from a kid's book. The book is called Howl-A-Day Inn.😂😂🤣🤣 My daddy's childhood dogs were named Ladybird, Clipper, and Rusty.

[@thisdjdada]

It just showed up 🤣

[@DebiM75]

Pigment challenged American here. My doberman's name is Machete, so I don't play this naming game well. haha

[@KarinCrawford]

So... I'm white and my dog's name is Unagi 😉

[@jmannii]

unagi /o͞oˈnägē/ noun freshwater eel used as an ingredient in Japanese cooking. "the unagi had hardly any sauce on it"

[@JaneDoe-ci3gj]

Did you name him/her after the Friends episode😁

[@RILLAMAN84]

I have a Labradoodle, and her name is Evangeline, HA! Not a human name lol. I’m a new fan of Mike Jr.

[@joanieharshaw32]

RILLA MAN I think I met a woman with that name....😂😂😂 #human

[@gracegonzales9208]

RILLA MAN that is a human name

[@RILLAMAN84]

Well dang! Where the heck have I been lol. I’ve never heard of a person with that name in my life. Well, learn something new every day.

[@jerrynkathy]

What? You've never heard of Evangeline Lilly who was a cast member of the TV show "Lost?"

[@RILLAMAN84]

Jerry Weinhausen Nope, but After posting my message, I looked the name up, and sure enough, she came up lol. I’ve never seen the show, but I recognized her, yet, I never knew her name. The first time I heard that name, was on that cartoon movie, “Princess and the frog”. My daughter named the 🐩 Oh well, you win some, you lose some lol.

[@OkkyHan]

He on point. I got black in me and named my dogs Pig, Black and Chili Sawce lol

[@nielknox]

Thank you Michael Jr.

[@michellewright99]

Real life is too funny! The joys of live interactive comedy.

[@EDBailley]

They totally messed it up for ya Michael JR 😂😂😂😂

[@Michael-yv6mp]

This man has a direct pathway to my funnybone

[@andreamiller3578]

My Cajun cousin named her dog Couillion, which in Cajun French is used to mean crazy, stupid or clumsy in a somewhat affectionate way. Little bit meaner I think in regular French.

[@HeartsAwakening2009]

I'm black with a dog, her name is Anna. This clip was so funny.

[@paynec076]

Congratulations Mike, Looking forward to it!!!

[@susan2564]

lol, I’m half white with a dog named Baileys and hamster named Irish Cream

[@tyenitty313]

The way she said Khloe 😍😍😍

[@jeromegarcia5396]

Lol He actually got sum comedy skills I like this dude

[@franb6112]

Too funny!!!

[@kristalnoel9103]

Even though the audience didn't help, I really wanted to hear the joke! Havoc and Rampage over here

[@susuburleson878]

Kae BaeBae I’m white, and I reckon I’m helping Michael Jr.’s theory, except for the breeds ... my dogs: Mabel Anne (boxer/Lab), George Jones, Conway Twitty, Loretta Lynn (all pit bulls).

[@gracegonzales9208]

Hysterical

[@LAStars-sratS]

That's a pretty good theory/observation.

[@JakeLondonRivers]

This is such a good joke premise hahah I’m dying

[@kristiparson-smith5503]

FanTASTIC!! Still laughing!!😂🤣

[@AtticWit]

This is great!

[@joeltomskaria6564]

Hey Michael Jr. , You are an inspiration... God bless you

[@monishavance6861]

Absolutely the funniest thing that I’ve ever seen!