Dog Owners vs Cat Owners At a Veterinary Hospital Part 3

Remember: all in good fun! And yeah, you can be both types of owners! Most vets and techs are in fact both! And for real, the cat distribution system is pretty much always on point!

[@adrianne7882]

Cat distribution system. 🤣🤣🤣 “His real birthday is between him and the universe” 🤣🤣🤣

[@Aalisrocklist]

I'm stealing that for myself from now on.

[@IrisAsuras]

So true about cats. The cat distribution system, the suddenly finding a cat you're going to have.

[@ritaunique]

So true, I had a cat the was possibly 1-2 years when found (via distribution system) and lived to around 10-11 years ish. It has been like 3 years senes I had a cat. 😢

[@SentientBouncyCastle]

"Well I caught her like six year ago, but she was wandering the neighborhood for a year before that, and when she showed up she was an adult... so like, 9? 9. Or more than 9. I'm not sure." *vague shrugging*

[@saphiraaestiva9331]

the only reason I know my cats year of birth is my sibling being brave enough to snap a picture with their angy mother who hated most humans

[@raelyna]

Vets recogizing the cat distribution system is amazing.

[@commodorezelda]

Vets get their cats through the CDS too!

[@marigeobrien]

You have to admit, cats do manage the CDS well. I've recently been approached by three different cats. But my current cats gave them a thumbs down. 😥

[@ediearcher7224]

My family calls it the cosmic cat agency

[@victoriaaconi]

I've woken up more than twice with strange cats sleeping on my feet and my husband put netting on security door after a mother cat piled onto our bed at an ungodly hour with 1 tiny kitten and then a second kitten, apparently my husband believes I'm a cat magnet and this netting is on every door and I'm still trying to remember where I might have met all these cats before they moved in

[@phoenixfire8978]

Sounds like the local coyotes might benefit from those anxiety meds with an attack cat in the neighbourhood.

[@Amyjwashere]

He got himself a guarding cat instead of a dog!

[@lilbitsleepy2574]

😂😂

[@ukoutlaw5238]

This comment needs to be pinned at the top!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 But it's actually true to an extent. I lost my 19-year-old cat 🐈 to a WOLF in my fenced-in backyard last year, and her sister 🐈‍⬛️ took off after the wolf!!! It was all I could do to catch her, and she fought me all the way back to the house! She's never been a particularly feisty cat, but she was a hellcat that day! 🤬🤯💚

[@RealGilmoreGirl]

“His real birthday is between him and the universe.” OMG, I was howling! 🤣

[@OriginalCreatorSama]

@@ukoutlaw5238 To be fair to the cat, if some big hairy aggressive mofo broke into my yard and made a snack of my sibling, i'd go full blown hellcat too!! I'm surprised you could keep a solid hold of a pissed off bag of water tbh!!

[@Krazy_Kookum]

I received my first cat from the CDS when I threw out my garbage and the bin squeaked.

[@Rapunzel4476]

We received a few from while I was at work. First one gave birth to seven beautiful kittens 3 days later on our screened-in front porch. Second was a boy that my mil ended up taking and we went and got his sister the next day for her. They were strays in the local neighborhood and everyone was trying to find them a good home. They’re so loving and sweet to everyone that comes in her house, so they were well socialized.

[@AG-iu9lv]

My first cat I found digging in the dirt in front of a one-story office complex across from my then apartment. The CDS is real lol.

[@spiralrose]

Aaaaaw! Thank God you got him! I always called it the feline distribution system or FDS and they’ve sent me regular installments over the years usually on a tri-annual basis

[@celticphoenix2579]

My first cat I technically stole. She was about 6 weeks old and her owners left her in the grocery store I was a cashier at. She was there all day (we organised food and water for her) but at closing they came back looking for her. I had clocked out so I told them I'm not sending a tiny kitten home with people who couldn't care about her for 9 hours at her age. My boss was a cat lover so he told them the cat was gone and I took her home.

[@gardenjoy5223]

@@celticphoenix2579 That's mean. And stupid. The owners arranged care, didn't they? Are you going to steal every child from people, who have to work and bring their offspring to daycare now too?

[@charlii5917]

The cats who force themselves into your life are the best ones.

[@LB-ht1qk]

Our cat was very persistent in trying to adopt us. For a solid week, she would follow me from the car to the front door when I got home from work meowing the entire way. I decided that if she was there when I got home from work on Friday, she would be ours. We had her for 19 years!

[@bittehiereinfugen7723]

​@@LB-ht1qkMy first cat just walked into our apartment one evening. He simply looked around the rooms in a relaxed manner, lay down on my bed and fell asleep. From then on, every night when I went to sleep he would snuggle into the crook of my neck and purr me to sleep. It was as if we had always known each other.

[@ukoutlaw5238]

​@@LB-ht1qk Yes indeedy! My soul mate 🐈‍⬛️ basically adopted me at the shelter. She set off a racket whenever I tried to move along to visit the other kitties. I finally got my face right up to hers, and whispered "do you want to come home with me?" She gave a soft sweet little meow, and we've lived happily ever after. 🥰🐈‍⬛️💚

[@jpbaley2016]

I fed a feral cat, named Sputnik (because she always orbited our house), for 2 years. One day, I came back from a business trip to find Sputnik happily ensconced on the couch. I asked my roommate what happened and he said he had just opened the door to go outside and she just walked in and wouldn’t leave.

[@Salicat99]

My cds cat is wrapping himself around my leg and purring up a storm as I read that!

[@tuvelat7302]

Vet: "And how old is your cat?" Me: "your guess is as good as mine."

[@May-nt3ow]

We've had 2 apartment cats like that.

[@Tasymantis]

i have cats from shelters, some have no teeth - not easy to guess an age

[@Sienisota]

​@@Tasymantis Yep. Though usually those with lost teeth are on the mature side, exact age is hard to pin down when the teeth condition varies so much according to diet, dental care and genetics. I got a cat that people at the shelter knew was around 10 years, but his teeth are in worse shape than my previous cat's were in his twenties. Once the cat is clearly an adult, genetics, vet care, food, exercise levels and levels of human grooming, affect hugely on how old the cat seems. Even conditions in the joints can start at the age of 5 or 18, so even the way cat moves isn't a sure indicator.

[@CLangley-yl1fb]

@@Sienisota FIV+ cats can also loose their teeth pretty young. We have a cat who we have 0 idea how old she is because she's FIV+ and came without teeths. It wouldn't be so bad if she didn't show signs of having been abandoned as a baby. She way an adult for sure, but tries to suck on clothes and your face, which is just euuuuuuugh

[@bkitteh6295]

My vet and I have actually negotiated the ages of a couple of my sweet kitties. 🤭 We knew the age the rescues gave wasn't accurate (NOT the rescues' fault), so we had to make up something. We were getting close to rock- paper-scissoring it. Love my vet so much! ❤😂

[@lapislarka]

The totally chill cat that just one day mauls a coyote is so real. Even the most timid cat has at least one day in their life they wake up ready for war, and you have no idea until they rush the front door. Each of my idiots has tripped me up exactly once in their long lives, and each time they froze in shock at themselves after comitting the violence.

[@AG-iu9lv]

"My idiots" omg that's what I'm about to start calling my two 😂

[@ufosrus]

😂

[@fuzzypumpkin7743]

My first cat was a friend to everyone, including other cats and dogs. But one apartment, all the sudden we had mouse problems, and I discovered he was a serial killer. He'd kill them, leaving no marks, and display them in his food bowl. When he got two one night, he put them in a yin-yang pattern.

[@ukoutlaw5238]

🤣🤣🤣 GOOD KITTY!

[@KendraMorgan-ob2fr]

My brother had two cats. One was so chill until she got out and our neighbors german Shepard came into our yard. That dogs went running with it tail between its legs

[@chanterellecryptid]

I know my cat's exact birthday! But only because his pregnant mom forced her way into someone's house before giving birth, and the homeowners accepted their fate.

[@Redd_Nebula]

lol thats how I got my cat too

[@Decadence13666]

I know my cats birthdays too. The lady who found thier mom didnt know she was pregnant. Just woke up 2 days after she found her to 6 more cats lol

[@elirien4264]

I know my cats' exact birthdays (one right before midnight, the others right after midnight) because they were born in a box in my closet.

[@angelcollina]

The CDS did allow me to know the approximate date my triplet kitties were born since I rescued them from being animal control victims. I don’t know their older brother’s date of birth though, I just made a rough guess.

[@bri1639]

@@Decadence13666I think that’s called birth tourism

[@nola281]

I don't know, she walked in my house, laid on my bed and demanded food a few hours later. That was x number years ago, she's at least x years old.

[@ukoutlaw5238]

😂😂😂

[@carriesharp132]

Every cat but one came from a shelter or was picked up behind a random bowling alley. Every reptile I've had has been the same. "Dunno" is always my answer to past history. I actually understood the dog lady, though. My dog is a lion hunter. She'll kill anyone who comes in my yard...but she's scared of the dark, wind, and especially earthworms. I brought her in for anxiety meds, and the vet didn't question it at all.

[@TheSlipperyNUwUdle]

“Beef Brisket” and “Spicy Taco Seasoning” are genuinely such accurate names for cats! 😂 cat owners will really name our cats anything.

[@deedee2455]

My cat's name is Kimchi 😅

[@reality1701]

My mom has one named Fluffy Butt. He’s fluffy and an absolute butthead, so the name fits 😂

[@nodanceswithwolves8425]

First cat I ever had was named "Burger' bcos we got him from the parking lot at Burger King. Loved that boy......Tabby with a white goatee...😂

[@kierielong975]

My cat had a human name: Ryan Michael along with my last name. I picked Michael for his middle name because my dad and brother had that for their middle names. Had to keep the family male tradition! Lol

[@normalhuman9878]

I have one named Megamind Pander Dingus

[@brittanybecker170]

Bonus points for the Cat Distribution System!

[@ferretyluv]

That cat doesn’t need anxiety meds. That boy is a perfect guard cat.

[@Shsy7573]

The way there is no doubt in my mind that the cat won XD

[@inkygloves5197]

I mean, if my house were being stalked by a coyote, and I was a cat, I'd probably be pretty anxious, too.

[@GhostBear3067]

The coyote on the other hand...

[@katwitanruna]

I used to live in a house that had some huge invisible neon sign that said “crazy cat people live here, feed the Good Stuff, come on in!”

[@CLangley-yl1fb]

Lmao it's like that for us. One rescued cat passes... another needy cat turns up like "my turn." The crazy thing is the lady I live with had a cat who was 24. I was 19 when I moved in. Cat was older than me! And he was a doordash kitten (stray kitten that followed one of her long passed cats to the door)

[@SENSEF]

Here! My last place no problem, but we moved and now we've had several cats adopt us! But we love our little herd. ❤

[@Sarah-ic4yu]

My parents house is that way! The craziest thing is that they’ve lived there for almost 40 years and it wasn’t until 4 years ago that they were unwittingly put on the cat distribution system registry. They have since been quartering 4 cats

[@CG_Hali]

Best story of the cat distribution system I saw was from a British show tracking many cats in a small town (one of the first ever such shows). The cat went back home, saw that the household who already had 4 kids had just bought a dog. He apparently went back out and moved 2 streets over and forced his way into the life of a nice couple lol Cat was fed up, decided 'nope', and found himself a new good home :D

[@youtubelicksmytaint7482]

Where do I fund such a show? That is awesome.

[@ukoutlaw5238]

Cats are smart as hell! I'd'a rehomed myself from that situation! 🤣🤣🤣

[@MalissiaCreates]

My cat is a rehomed kitty lol I thought he was a stray that kept coming to my house for months to get food so I would feed him and finally put a collar on him with my phone number so whoever was maybe his owner could call me and let me know. 4 years later he officially was ours and I was out with my neighbor when she let me know that he used to be hers but he seemed happier with me, so she just let him go lol

[@francesca5295]

exactly what happend to a friend of mine she had 3 cat now 2 but the one who moved to another house comes to visit her XD a love the fact tha some cat owner akwnoledge their freedom

[@dianekerr8311]

That cat distribution system is no lie. Almost all of my kitties became family after becoming squatters.

[@agatahb]

I am the best example of CDS working perfectly, all my cats have been delivered through this channel :)

[@MalissiaCreates]

Same! My street cat that got really comfortable, even adopted himself a cat like hey buddy they feed good here come on in! now we have two cats!! 😂

[@Ishgard_Trash]

As someone who's never had a purebred (registered) cat, can confirm they just inset themselves into my life. 15 years ago, I went to my then-local pet supply store for dog food and a (roughly) 6 month old kitten decided she was going to smack my butt every time I walked by because a local rescue was having adoption that day and I mean how could I say no? 😂

[@CryogenicFire]

Lmao! Yup that would have done it for me too 😂

[@KenS1267]

I'm not going to let my cat try it with a coyote but she has absolutely no fear of any dog and treats them all as scratching posts. Some of our neighbors have asked us to stop walking her because it is causing their dogs anxiety.

[@AG-iu9lv]

It's hilarious how different they all are. When my girl was little, I had a 2-week biz trip and while I was gone, she adopted her sitter's greyhound. She would pat his head when he came in from walks, and he hid his 70lb self behind her during storms 😂 She still loves dogs. My boy, on the other hand, is confused by dogs. He cannot figure out what or why they are.

[@B2WM]

How they're raised can make a big difference. Brother trained our childhood golden to bark at the word "kitty," and no cat felt safe around her. Introduced my college lab dog to rescue cats through a window, so she would lie down and let strays come to her by the time I got her home. (Probably didn't hurt that she was a minpin mix and my smallest.) Youngest hound was taken under the neighbors' fearless cat's wing as a puppy, so she knows that the six pound kitten is the boss of the sixty pound dog.

[@weekofsundays]

@@B2WMI have a 90 pound lab mix and he is amazing with cats. He’s older now and he only was introduced to cats a couple of years ago, but he just lets them climb on him and groom him. We actually found a kitten two weeks ago in a Taco Bell parking lot and I assume she had some run ins with dogs. She would just hiss and growl whenever he was near her and he was so confused because he couldn’t figure out why she was so angry. She’s starting to realize he’s harmless now, fortunately.

[@HeyNonyNonymous]

Funny story: My deceased dog came to me through the dog distribution system. She was also super anxious and once scared off a porcupine (she was a chihuahua mix so the porcupine was 4 times her size) and another time scared off a burglar who tried to break into my house... RIP, little Puzzle. 😢

[@ferretyluv]

People don’t know this but burglars are more afraid of chihuahuas than pitbulls because of the noise they make and how they’re fearless

[@MahiMahi-yu5jo]

My late dog too came to us through the dog distribution system. She just followed my brother home and stole his sandwich and demanded I give her all the pets. She babysat my nieces and nephews, protected us from other stray dogs and sometimes snakes, hunted the rats plaguing our homes and escorted my mom everywhere

[@littleblackcar]

I mean, all dogs are descended from wolves, but it's been a really, really, long time.

[@littleblackcar]

(In fairness, wolves are really cool but they make lousy pets.)

[@judew.5872]

...really really REALLY long time. There seems to be two main categories of dogs in the area I live in. Big mean aggressive dogs that live in rural properties behind high fences with chained gates and security cameras all over. Places that still house grow-ops or drug labs. Or smaller yappy dogs that look like a dishevelled mop. Yeah, wolves.

[@badlander2000]

Technically I think they share a common ancestor with wolves, so actually even further removed.

[@ukoutlaw5238]

​@@littleblackcar😂😂😂

[@modkip25]

They share a common ancestor.

[@itstruckmeeveryday]

I have a room of foster kitties and I once had a cat break INTO the room through the floor grate. Walked in to find a random black kitten running around the room. 🤷‍♀️ 🤦‍♀️

[@pakki6555]

The kitten decided it wanted to get adopted too 😂😂

[@3possumsinatrenchcoat]

counterpoint to the dog owner knowing health risks for their dog: "excuse you! how dare you accuse my precious Snugglewump purebred doodle-mc-supermutt of having genetic issues! the breeder said their dogs can't get epilepsy and if it looks like seizures it's because the vet gave them a rabies vaccine and now they have autism"

[@sally8708]

🤣🤣🤣

[@B2WM]

As a diagnosed aspie with a mutt I got through the CDS (she thinks she's a sixty pound cat) I say that my Attention Deficit Hound Dog probably inherited her executive dysfunction from her adoptive humans.

[@3possumsinatrenchcoat]

@@B2WM absolute mood. our AuDHD household has raised some... very peculiarily inclined cats over the years. :')

[@fredygump5578]

I don't know about the rest of it, but yeah, your dog probably is autistic. I mean, all he cars about is his stupid ball!

[@sarina76667]

@@B2WMOh yeah all of our pets have had some kind of mental health issues. We called our female cat “our little schizophrenic girl”; our male cat was either a genius, actually human, or just weirdly OCD, cockatiel is a narcissist, chihuahua with senile old lady syndrome, hamster was suicidal, other hamster with napoleon syndrome dominating the cat, tortoise is an emo teenager…

[@peppermint_Pepe]

First cat fell on my mom’s head like a snow, so we named her Snowflake. Later we have discovered she has a tiny you know what, so now his name is Snowball. He’s charcoal black cat. Second orange cat came to us with huge scratch on his forehead. We have chosen the name Simba. Last one sings a lot. He was named Jaskier after bard from Witcher. They have same vibes.

[@wombat.6652]

Very tempted to call your orange cat "Bluey"

[@peppermint_Pepe]

@@wombat.6652 I had to google it, we don’t have this cartoon in my country 🥲

[@IvyShady-ih3ni]

i had a cat called pretty girl. she was fluffy and acted like a girl cat, even let a stray kitten try to nurse. then we saw ⚽️🏀 one day and he was pretty boy.

[@censusgary]

The cat distribution system is a thing. Not long ago, a dog owner asked me how much it cost to buy a cat. I said, “I don’t know. I’ve never paid a penny to get a cat. All our cats just showed up and never left. On the other hand, I’ve spent many thousands of dollars on vet bills and other cat care expenses.”

[@MalissiaCreates]

😂😂 same

[@5th_cellar]

When I was little we had a Siamese who was a complete a-hole. One night she attacked me in my sleep, then slapped me for crying. When mom got up to check on me, the cat was in front of the living room heater taking a bath. Totally innocent. The same cat is why we had to start hooking the screen door. There was a German Shepherd wandering the neighborhood and when it came into the yard, she quite literally hurled herself at the door until it came open, ran out, slapped the dog and then did the sideways run. Daring it to retaliate.

[@DeathoftheEndless7]

I love Siamese cats, but I will be the first to admit that they're weirdos, even by cat standards.

[@5th_cellar]

@@DeathoftheEndless7 I’ve got a flame point now, that I got via the CDS when his entire litter was dropped with a neighbor. No idea of his parents, but I’m betting he had to have a direct Siamese ancestor because he talks all.the.time. They’re the huskies of the cat world

[@pamcunningham9608]

Meezers can be some crazy cats! 😂😂😂

[@DeathoftheEndless7]

@5th_cellar They both have all the flexibility of an iron rod and are full of weird snarky back talking

[@ukoutlaw5238]

​@@pamcunningham9608 Love the "meezers" nickname! 😂😂😂

[@user-ml3hl6vr4t]

Our two current indoor cats were delivered by me on our bed the evening the mama gave birth. We found out a female cat can go into heat at four months, if we’d known that her neuter would have been earlier!!!!! Cat distribution system is very real.

[@nahiara995]

Four months?? Then I was lucky because I sterilized my cats at 6 months ..

[@haileybalmer9722]

YIKES! That reminds me, I need to help my dad get his kittens fixed. My coworker found kittens in his shed, and I got two of them for my father, who lives with me. Just the idea of two teen girl cats in heat for four months is overwhelming! They're getting to be just about the right age.

[@lifeisgreat8728]

The Cat Distribution System up in running anytime & anyplace we r near it!!!

[@mostlyanimalssometimesheather]

I was gonna make a joke about how so many of the cat names are food, then remembered I named my sweet goblin menace Beans lol

[@heatherlowe7330]

Even vets acknowledge the cat distribution system 😂😂😂

[@princessdeathray]

Can confirm. My purebred Keeshond is scared of my computer headset but my 7lb cat we found abandoned as a kitten terrorized my neighbors 100lb black lab to the point that he’d bolt if he saw her.

[@MrSupernaturalLife]

Our street-born cats have been blessed with healthy genes! (one with mild allergy) We don't know their Birthdate, but we celebrate it yearly with gusto.

[@kc7280]

We do too. We use the VED Vet’s Estimated Birthdate

[@MSinistrari]

We've always gone with the day they joined the family.

[@karenjones1]

I, too, have benefited from the cat distribution system. One time we had 3 cats, 2 of which came from distribution system. I can't explain how it works...I just know it works!

[@jamesedenart]

Aw yea, but the last one is the same between well bred purebred cat owners and dog owners lol. Before I even left the vet's office when our male MC was diagnosed with necrosis of the femoral head not only did his breeder know, but so did all of the owners of his littermates. Even though (as far as my vet told me, and his breeder's vet) we were told it's not genetic, she isn't going to use that pair anymore just in case.

[@ferretyluv]

Good breeder!

[@clemente3966]

Gotta love the mysterious ways of the cat distribution system. The younger one I have now was brought by my brother from my grandma's house after he was left with his brother on her doorstep. My brother went one time to her house, sent a pic of them to my mom, and she told him to take him. It rapidly got named Meunon, and I as rapidly became his favorite slave

[@burgundymarcia]

"Cat distribution system" AH HA HA HA!!!! My friend had been fostering two orphaned infant kittens. When they were old enough to be adopted, she asked me if I'd like to meet them. I had been kitty free for a few years, so I said "sure". She brought them over. They looked around my house and apparently said "Yes, this will do nicely." and made themselves at home. One passed away last year at 13 years old, but her sister is still hanging in there at 14.

[@youtubelicksmytaint7482]

❤❤❤❤❤

[@jazzycakes6294]

Yeah. 😅 Literally picked up a starving kitten from outside our trailer last week. Just added him to my inventory. No family history known, here, lol. Why buy a cat when there are perfectly good ones just sitting outside? He's fine, btw. Mild birth defects, like a mildly differently shaped eye and slightly froggy back legs, probably why he was ditched, but he's spunky and has gained weight. 🥰

[@AG-iu9lv]

Added him to the inventory 😂😂😂

[@relic46]

I use the cat " home day". The day they just appeared, at our door

[@youtubelicksmytaint7482]

Thanks for taking in your new inventory. 😂😂

[@gardenjoy5223]

Thanks for picking that beautiful darling up and giving it good care and a loving home!

[@jazzycakes6294]

@@gardenjoy5223 🥰

[@dfquartzidn6151]

The cats being named after food LMFAO

[@NameOfRain]

I have a Siamese named Tofu, so that tracks.

[@Pomagranite167]

Ours were paprika, sesame, and saffron....oh boy i'm basic 😂

[@nodanceswithwolves8425]

My first one at age 8 was one we found at Burger King. Hence his name. "Burger". My dog was "Rolo" (after the candy) and his cat brother was "Oreo". Both have sadly passed..within a year of each other. Now I have 3 foster-fails....."Meribel", Smokey Bear, and Gracie. The cat distribution system never fails...

[@CryogenicFire]

My b/w tuxie is named Noodle, sooo ...

[@dfquartzidn6151]

Very cute guys 🥰

[@Kelly_Ben]

This is definitely aimed at dog owners who buy from breeders. My answers on my two GSD rescues are much more like the cat owners! 😂

[@peacesax]

I had get my cat meds at a pharmacy once. They wanted to know his birthday, on my cat from the humane society... She defaulted to 01/01 and we picked a random year.

[@raelyna]

Every time they ask my cats birthdate at the pharmacy I look at them like they are crazy and then say, idk January 1 of some year😂 (spoiler, today is her actual birthday)

[@ToudaHell]

There's a dog distribution system too. My best friend wasn't looking to get a dog, but a highly reactive dog got thrusted upon her. Now she's my sweet cuddle buddy. (Fyi I'm allergic to dogs, so I can only cuddle once in a while. 😅) If my best friend didn't take Sky, she would have been put down for her 'aggression'. In the past 2 years, she has absorbed all the love 3 people can bestow upon her and calmed down sooooooo much. All she needed was lots of love, a consistent set of rules, and a very calm person to look up to. 😊

[@yaboicolleen]

awwwww, I'm so happy Sky found your friend!!!

[@ToudaHell]

@@yaboicolleen thank you. :D she went to the beach for the first time last weekend. Her reactivity kept her from crowded places. She looked soooooo happy in the picture.

[@merryhineline7781]

The cat distribution system has hit me up many times.

[@RubyRo]

I have a dog and a cat. I am both of these people 😅

[@snickiedude]

One of my cats, her mother showed up at my mother's then-co-worker's house one day heavily pregnant and later had 6 kittens. We got one of the kittens, but before the adoption date a neighbor of theirs showed up with a smaller kitten that the mama ended up adopting. So the cat distribution system temporarily gave this coworker 8 cats. Mine died almost 3 years ago at 16 years old. She was the best

[@NinjaFlibble]

I love tha random cat names 🤣

[@nathanielhellerstein5871]

You didn't adopt those cats. They adopted you.

[@NotAFanOfHandles]

My mom had found my Snickers (RIP) on a walk as a kitten. I think an owl got the rest of his siblings. Around a year later, Mom found her Sheba as a kitten chilling under our car during the summer. The Cat Distribution System is real and it works. The only way I'll get a new cat since Snickers passed is if the CDS decides I'm getting a new cat.

[@abbykoop5363]

Magically forced themselves into our lives. I've had a number of those! 😅

[@tracycoyne2920]

I had a cat that beat up a basset hound and a boston terrier at the same time. The poor boston terrier was scared to go outside afterwards. The same cat chased a german sherpard off the block. Completely off the block. poor guy was screaming the entire time my cat was chasing him. cats are mean when they want to be

[@Emjay-ed2se]

CDS gets us all. A lady that lives a mile from me has a huge cat colony(she is an animal hoarder), and one night, FatCat just showed up on my porch screaming to be let in. She delivered her kittens the next morning, in my dining room, and hasn’t left since. We were able to get all of her surviving kittens adopted(after spay/neuter) but we decided she chose us. She is spayed and runs the house(including the dogs and the other two cats). She is what we call a guard cat. She keeps the coyotes and other wild animals away, especially the skunks😂(if you haven’t guessed, I live in the middle of nowhere)

[@GirlWonder05]

thats a good boss mother cat lol

[@SuperDoNotWant]

I have only ever had one kitten that I obtained from a farm cat, not a breeder. Every other cat has come into my life from a rescue or CDS so has only ever had a guesstimate age given by the vet based on their teeth or something 😆

[@katherinepurvin7802]

All the cats I've known (and there were more than a few, my family being animal lovers) have been CDS, rescued, or rehomed. Except for one, but honestly I'm not sure how you would classify "I heard it's your toddler's birthday, here's a kitten for them" (me being the toddler in question).

[@HollyHlokk]

Cat distribution system-brilliant! And spot on truth.

[@yaboicolleen]

My cat was a farm kitten who got separated from her litter in October of 2017. My parents brought her inside and a year later she came back to the city with me after Thanksgiving. So I have a rough idea of when her birthday is, and I picked my brother-in-law's birthday bc I could never remember when his is and she's definitely a Virgo 😂

[@janetmiller2980]

😊😅😂. Thank you for making me laugh today. Love both, but currently have two cats.

[@danielar3716]

Had a good laugh after an awful day. Thank you, doctor Bozelka

[@thistuesday]

I feel a little called out here on the does your dogs siblings have anything remotely the same? My dog (now at rainbow bridge) had PLN and I checked with her breeder, and her sisters owner, and the sires owner in like 2 min and had an answer for the vet 😂. No one else did...but on the positive, now they all know SHE did and can use that knowledge for their doggos.

[@bishoppess9637]

The CDS hit my husband three times at work. 😅

[@whatTFisThis]

"decendant of wolves" is literally every dog

[@lucarioinfamous]

We literally had a stray kitten show up at our door one day. None of the neighbors had seen him before, so he was adopted into the house.

[@jellylemonade1655]

i actually DO know what time my cats were born since we got them from my friend

[@darkalman]

Had that exact birthday conversation with my vet... I dunno I was sitting at a picnic table having lunch and she forced her head into my lunchbag and never left I have no idea when she was born

[@jnje5533]

Fact, cats will show up if you bbq/smoke food! Our Sprinkles did back in 2018, 10 days later she brought her two gorgeous kittens for us to meet and gave a warning hiss of the hell we'd pay if we crossed her or those cuties! As she walked them up to us she nudged the little girl kitten forward since she was as mama felt "going too slow" lol. Best mama kitty I've ever met and she can take out bunnies, ferrets and birds to feed her and her babies so the "Take out a coyote" part in the skit is fantastic!

[@AllTheHappySquirrels]

The cat distribution system has blessed me with 3 who live in my home. The last one started breaking in through my catio to let me know he lives here. Fortunately, his previous servants were understanding of his wishes.

[@aliciamonroe615]

The cat distribution system.....I love that at the end ! So true, once you let them in, they are home.

[@mobius9361]

ty for your work yt and otherwise, have a good one.

[@mikehoffman3131]

Two of my three are CDS cats. They were sitting on the side of a bike trail and meowed loud enough to get my attention. They appeared to be about 4-5 weeks old. Picked them up in a baseball cap and took them home. They will be 15 next month although their real birthday is between them and the universe.

[@SamBryans128]

Bless the Cat Distribution System. My dad didn't like cats but for my 8th birthday he found a litter of kittens abandoned in a garage in the middle of winter and brought one home for me. I loved that cat so much; he was my best friend.

[@Cazzx]

This is so very accurate (I am a cat owner). The Cat Distribution System has visited me several times!

[@gosperru]

Love the differences in the cat and dogs names, and it's even funnier because it's so accurate.

[@thejudgmentalcat]

"...between him and the universe" 😂

[@elainal6847]

We have a cat named turkey because she jumped on the carcass of the thanksgiving turkey ….4 years ago… maybe 5

[@AlanaeImontae]

As both a cat & dog owner, I can confirm that the only thing I know about my cat is his birth month/year, what he will & won’t eat & that he tolerates anyone handling him. The dog? I know so much about her that I could probably accurately describe what she dreams & is thinking when we’re miles apart🤣🤣

[@nicolewalker6894]

"Magically force themselves unto our lives in one way or another." 😂 💯

[@TheErinlw]

“Jumping Jack” is such a cute name!

[@bethanykennedy812]

I assigned my cats birthdays based on how old the vet estimated they were on their first visit. Only one has a known birthday.

[@jillkemp5521]

Despite not having pets I enjoy this vets humour.

[@nathank2289]

He broke in and stole a brisket and hasn't left the house since. Accurate.

[@Sophia_Everest]

My cat literally walked in through out front door one day and never left--and we had dogs! She was like, nope, Ima put these pups in their place, this is my house now.

[@amandajas6287]

The cat age story had me busting a gut. That is almost word-for-word how my mom and sister got a cat years ago.

[@rianamohamed300]

I have a stray cat like that. He comes for breakfast, lunch and supper, with snacks in between. He insists on wet food. The strolls into the house like he owns it. He chills indoors. One night, he decided to overnight indoors. Hmm 🤔

[@bladeofbattousai]

CDS: One time my mom opened the door and the shy local feral bolted inside through her legs with a kitten, and zoomed back out leaving the confused kitten on the rug. My mom ran outside yelling after her, "Come get your kid!" We think that mama cat knew winter was coming, and her baby was very small and sickly, so she came up with plan. Thousands in vet bills later, after the kitten grew up, she bolted out the door one day and was never seen again. We hope she just moved in with some richer people down the street.

[@MsJenna-pb3ur]

Love that you aren't the only one who's noticed the number of cats named after food 😂😂

[@Quagthistle]

As a long time cat owner, I can say we usually have some idea when our cats were born unless they were adopted strays. For example, Lily was a stray picked up by the Humane Society, so all I know is that she's roughly 3 years old, but her kitten Fairy was born on Jan. 5th 2024. So sometimes we DO know when they were born. :)

[@ukoutlaw5238]

Love the kitten's name!

[@irina-ty1336]

The Cat Distributin system is really something that works internationaly. Of all the cats my parent have since I was born 28 years ago : 1 (Zephyr) has jumped from familly to familly until he came to my parents, 2 (Figaro and Gaston) came from shelters, one (Baguerra) was adopted from the litter of a neighbour, one cat (Luna) was found by a familly friend sticking around the trash can, and brought to us, one (Fugi) saw light inside one winter and stayed, one (Zorro) moved inside after being adopted by a neighbourd from a shelter ; one (Osiris) was found in the plumber's system at my mom work ... ; one (Agathe) of them just showed up and moved inside one day ; and an other (Belle) started turning around their house, being fed, she had her litter in our garden, and moved inside once the kitten where 10 days old because there were too much noise outside Soo, 2 and half came from shelter ; 2 and half were adopted from familly/friend/neighbour and 5 came with the cat distribution system 😅😅

[@mynameIwantistaken]

Can confirm found Natural Light as what I assume was an older kitten while I was 20 in a frat boy's garage we were drinking in and playing pong. She drank a spilled Natty light off of the ground so one of the guys named her after it and I took her home with me to become a spoiled princess. Out of respect I have somewhat kept her name but she now goes by Natty/Nat her age is also somewhat between her and the universe but she for sure was young so we could at least estimate. Her assigned birthday in honor of how I found her is st patricks day. She is 6ish now!

[@gilliantohver3225]

People hunt for their dogs. Cats hunt for their people. 😂

[@MegaKnight2012]

Proving Oreos aren't milk's favorite cookies, chocolate chip cookies remain the king of milk dunking.

[@biancamadeiro7399]

Kkkkkkkkkk! That's absolutely right. I have one shiba dog from a breeder and two stray cats I rescued from the street. I love them all!

[@TehKhronicler]

"Spicy Taco Seasoning's littermates"

[@jwallace9984]

I have had many dearly loved cats force themselves into my home over the years. 😂❤😂 Love their initiative and intelligence. 😸 I miss you Blackie, Panther, Max, Sylvester, Shadow, and Ozzie. 😢

[@nataliegraham9552]

Love your videos, doc! 😂

[@yochva]

And now you do one with the opposite roles: the cat breeders and the dog rescuers! It's exactly the same, but opposite. ❤

[@AmbiambiSinistrous]

The Cat Distribution System assigned me a small orange with terrible rotten teeth, while on vacation. He looked like a 10 month old based on size, but he hasn't grown at all in the 4 months we've had him. So he was probably malnourished in kittenhood and never reached full size. His vets thought his teeth looked like the teeth of a 5-10 year old cat - we had to have every single one removed. However, the catch: malnourishment can lead to tooth decay. So, our little mystery man could be anywhere between 2 and 10, really...

[@st-dm2lu]

The cat, my aunt had for 15 years, just appeared out of nowhere in their garden. They didn't want to keep her and brought her to a shelter. But seeing the little kitten between the other cats, they took her back home. She lived a very spoiled life.

[@GirlWonder05]

😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

[@marietteestabrook4098]

Dog distribution system is out there, too. Best dog I ever had was a red malamute who decided she like me, my kids, mu house and stayed! Never had a malamute before! And I live in Texas!

[@hollyleafwell2118]

There used to be a pack of stray dogs that terrorised the kids in my neighbourhood and was the sole reason I kept all my cats indoors. Until one of my cats escaped and refused to come back inside, no matter how much we chased or bribed him. That's when we started to notice the stray dogs coming in less and less. In a year they stopped coming by altogether. My cat, however, seemed to be well and continued to reign uninterrupted for 10 years until his son took over and he moved to another neighbourhood. After a couple of years we just stopped seeing him in the area and accepted that old Tom has probably passed. His son took over our neighbourhood for almost 10 years as well before he passed. But old Bobby was spayed so there was no one to inherit the fiefdom so now our neighbourhood is tomcat free 😢

[@mamaduck9370]

"You see the hat? I am Mrs Nesbit." Buzz Lightyear, Toy Story. Love it, thank you for the video 😊

[@serenestitch71]

Lol, all of the cat clips made me laugh. Almost every single one of my cats were strays or children of strays that got "dumped" on us or magically spawned in our yard and adopted us.

[@jasper798]

my cat literally just walked into my house and demanded food and i respected her audacity enough to let her stay

[@Reallifeamusings]

My cat got a brain fungus that apparently comes from drinking water with I think they said mosquito larva in it. They also said only dogs usually get it and cats don’t have much Hope of healing from it. He is an indoor/outdoor cat but we don’t leave stale water sitting around so not sure where he got it. They said he would be gone by last December and instead he no longer has it and is actually doing amazing. He is blind in one eye but there isn’t any neurological damage. He’s almost 12 and more active than most kittens.

[@stefaninafla]

I lost it long before he got to the cat distribution system.

[@daniellezoe5494]

Haha, I got my cat, Bunny, from the magical cat distribution system. A momma cat literally came into my backyard, saw me, dropped the baby from her mouth onto my patio, and left (she never returned). I've had Bunny ever since. Her birthday is also between her and the universe, haha 😂