Dog Treats Sausage

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[@RockyPoundstone]

The next logical step is fish food sausage

[@solanceDarkMOW]

Use it as the seasoning

[@Wulfjager]

Hey, fish flakes smell pretty good

[@anonymous-sus406]

Then bird seed

[@masterfarr8265]

I second this

[@firstletterofthealphabet7308]

@@WulfjagerHuh. I’ve always just used pellets and those smell utterly inedible (although I did give one a taste once, regrettably.) I should try eating fish flakes next.

[@exactly488ants2]

That pork-and-dogtreat sausage burst was the most severe one we've had in ages

[@ChesterManfred]

It's so catastrophic that it deserves Mozart's 25th symphony

[@doomyboi]

That could legally be described as "apocalyptic"

[@aaronlandry3934]

It committed Apoptosis

[@homiejagls985]

Spoilers!! I just started the video!!

[@moosedog___6372]

I fucking hate how KZbin puts comments at the top of the recommended because this was spoiled immediately for me

[@Mrsbatmantee]

It sounds like you want us to *send more spicy things to the PO Box*

[@OrdinarySausage]

They’ve got a date with a trash can

[@the_true_batman]

Or out the PO Box address, so others can send spicy things! >:D

[@therebelreaper1486]

He hearted it that means yes

[@DaFro3713]

Really not taking that Mario Party loss too well, huh?

[@abrahamnarvaez1730]

@@OrdinarySausage everything I’ve thrown out this week sausage?

[@arcterus9060]

Wow. I guess we've reached the point where I can see "Dog Treats Sausage" and I don't even blink.

[@LinuxVeteran]

I saw it and thought "Wow, this is the most sane thing he's sausaged in a while"

[@cooldog1994]

right lmao i was just like "oh cool like a sequel to the cat food sausage"

[@Diaphat]

We give those to our dog as a treat, and they smell pretty good. Not good enough to eat, but our pup goes nuts over them.

[@jasonotto9126]

This man has corrupted us beyond measure

[@abracadaniel8142]

I'm just thankful every time he makes one that's mostly edible ingredients

[@linkly9272]

That was the most catastrophic burst I've ever seen.

[@SoHungry666]

That's what your mom said?

[@TheGhostFart]

there's been bursts of that level before but not in a long time

[@linkly9272]

100 Yo Mama Jokes - Can You Watch Them All?

[@Kevoguy]

The Clam Chowder Sausage burst is still my favorite

[@RadiantMantra]

He will never recover from this...

[@CGGongtai]

The theatrical cries of despair as the pork sausage disintegrated were all the seasoning we needed

[@TheRealSpaghettini]

the delivery of "its not any better" at 5:03 made me laugh more than it should I think

[@luisbalderrama8145]

Same. It was said in such a defeated manner.

[@DUKE_of_RAMBLE]

Subconsciously... I think it's due to being able to detect a hope that it WOULD be good, then realizing it's a _Dog Treat_ sausage he's hoping is good. And then, yes, the ultimate defeat piled on top of that. 😁

[@expiredmilk4470]

I was about to comment this, it took me out 😭😭😭😭

[@davidkippy101]

He sounds like Carl Wheezer

[@FORKRUPPS]

same. I haven't had a case of the giggles like that in 15 years. that silent "I can't stop to catch my breath" laughter.

[@FLCL_rox]

I'm amazed the grinder struggled on this, considering what we've seen it pull off

[@BlackKnightsCommander]

It's given up out of exhaustion

[@ylandry0783]

"I'm tired, boss!"

[@Q_z_]

Sock sausage PTSD

[@grizzwald15]

The way you said “not any better.” after the bite of the second sausage was the most defeated I have ever heard someone be. Around 4:53

[@Jabberkong]

😂😂😂 hoowee it was perfect

[@ShadowRulah]

Thank god he's only eating dog food this time.

[@ChesterManfred]

Way better than the caffeinated or menthol sausage

[@MadamFoogie]

Remarkable that this is even a thing someone has to say . . .

[@matthewnelson5293]

Seeing a treat for dogs that's marketed as "steak bites" but chicken byproduct meal as the 6th ingredient and then beef as the 8th is not encouraging. But this felt like Mr. Sausage really returned to his roots!

[@executor32]

Hell, there's more non-toxic antifreeze / vape juice / hanky-panky lubricant (propylene glycol) than there is beef 🤦

[@konduktorpkp1433]

Man is long gone and just digs deeper

[@ChesterManfred]

His human name remains lost to eternity, for though everyone simply knows him as Mr Sausage

[@user-dx1es9ty9o]

you dont even have a dog mister sausage 😭

[@CaptLuser]

he is his dog

[@dispotekk]

hes got that dog in him

[@Destroy666x]

Good, the dogs will survive as they stay away from the sausaging machine

[@ocean_monster1]

It would be made into sausage if he did

[@joesweeney6262]

It'd be a hot dog.

[@brettcolvin180]

In the 1997 film “Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery”, Dr. Evil mentions that he made “meat helmets” as a child. Make this a reality by using ground pork, meat glue and a mannequin head.

[@ayyydriannn7185]

Yes

[@Initiallyleo]

Mr. Sausage: “Meat Helmet…Meat Helmet…Meat Helmet… *Meat Helmet.”*

[@Abbaschand]

Can he use that one mannequin head from the Adam and Eve episode?

[@brettcolvin180]

@@Abbaschand Genius. This is the only way.

[@TheColonelCookiez]

sausage helmet. sausage helmet. sausage helmet.

[@davidharen]

I like how he is so careful about bandaging up so he doesn’t contaminate the food, as if anyone else is going to eat the dog treat sausages. 😂

[@crollo321]

On the bright side it protects him from THAT form of disease. His food choices, on the other hand,

[@nuclearicebreaker]

@@crollo321 I dont think you can give yourself a blood disease lol I think it requires another person with a blood disease

[@ZackAurelius]

we need a soundbite of him just shouting “OH MY GOD” in despair over and over again😂

[@Raithatronic]

His gasp of "No!" after he bit into that spicy chocolate lives rent free in my head

[@Thebestdibberever]

Now I know why he says "I guess?" during his intro.

[@kintsugi3033]

I demand more footage of the cats! Present every sponsor with the cats in the background and I'll never skip a sponsor segment again.

[@variumi]

The will it blow definitely had a 5/5 noise if nothing else

[@qdexdaz]

downright musical it was

[@flamebrindger3984]

That has to be the worst sausage burst in a while. It's the whole pan!

[@RobCamp-rmc_0]

I think it might just be, full-stop, the worst burst. The bworst. The bwurst? Is that a hat on a hat?

[@Lilly_Belle]

I love when he says "that's the **** water." It makes me laugh every time and I don't know why.

[@d_daniel6263]

I was sad when he skipped it in one video

[@Oaisus]

Videos Mr. Sausage has avoided cutting himself on the grinder guard: 51

[@Krbyfan1]

The new cat is pulling the slack the cut grinder guard is leaving

[@TobeyFairre7861]

So a years worth of videos?

[@Oaisus]

@@TobeyFairre7861 he cut off part of the grinder guard 10 months ago

[@Scabloonshki]

That burst was almost as tragic as my birth.

[@PandaPelley]

difference is you're still here.

[@Flood520]

Cheer up. You're someone's favorite mistake.

[@BruceAlarie]

aw

[@davidchynoweth4007]

😊

[@bhutwheyttherismor86]

The very sad "it's not any better" was the funniest part of the video.

[@dudevinci]

this dude in an actual hero for putting that into his mouth

[@blargcoster]

The trick with not getting as bad of a scratch with cats is to not pull your hand back in fear. That's how claws work. The more you struggle and pull away, the deeper they dig.

[@nuclearicebreaker]

maintain petting course

[@MegaMug]

4:12 Best Burst ever

[@AroundTheBlockAgain]

FIVE BRUCE BANNERS

[@vreilous]

Mr. Sausage reacted to that burst like he saw the Hindenburg exploding

[@Daestos]

Hey, this is completely random but thanks for all of this left of center entertainment that you've given us for like the last 4 years. I've been around since the very beginning, and I love the kind of offbeat nature of this video series that you have it's a strange piece of quiet in a chaotic world. Seeing that you got a cat made me strangely sentimental. Thank you for all you do.

[@ColByrnes]

Sir this is a KZbin comment section

[@PikaPhantomVG]

I think this is their third cat after Fiefel and Ms. Kitty. I hope they give her a true cat name that's also on-brand for the channel, like Pork Fat

[@therebelreaper1486]

I’m honestly surprised the batmans didn’t donate the dog treats

[@Mrsbatmantee]

I encouraged the one who sent it to him 😂

[@RobCamp-rmc_0]

I was going to say this too, but we’re vindicated!, as it looks like the devious power couple still had a hand in it

[@devdarkk]

I'm glad he's getting paid from AG1, because they are giving this channel revenue even though none of us would ever buy or believe AG1

[@alpacamoose4378]

Just wait until we get AG1 sausage.

[@BruceAlarie]

another gimmicky thing

[@Fishpasta4]

5:02 You can feel the sheer disappointment in this man's voice when he bit into the second sausage.

[@dayyyyyd]

1:27 That's one of the best Woofmother songs

[@Yurt_enthusiast7]

A Flat Out 2 classic!

[@RolandTheJabberwocky]

That and Sausage and the Thief

[@noturbusiness9736]

This “will it blow”, the pained shriek at the cataclysmic burst, and the sadly defeated “that wasn’t any better”; truly had some wonderful sounds this episode.

[@videoproboston2450]

Never thought I'd say this, but I get the most joy out of your exploding sausages.

[@rmalonephoto]

I sometimes worry about this man and his decisions, but then he releases a new video and I revel in his pain.

[@robisfine.]

Finally, a good sausage.

[@SoHungry666]

That's what your mom said.

[@VortexStolenName]

its the "chicken by-product meal" that you know is probably just kidneys, liver, brain, and other organs that nobody buys.

[@idontcareaboutyouropinion8999]

Was not expecting wolfmother mr sausage once again proves his music taste is peak

[@ashurafreedan]

i am betting lugnut isnt even real. all the sausage fumes made him hallucinate

[@geedeeveeuu392]

This man has been broken and we did it

[@skylermathewson1203]

Didn't think I'd be reminded of Wolfmother today. Good pull. Congrats on the new kitty! She's precious!

[@CmdrGamagosk]

What a sausage to wake up to

[@SoHungry666]

That's what your mom said.

[@15oClock]

You know this show has warped my sensibilities when I didn’t even blink when I realized what this was about.

[@DaniMartVTen]

To celebrate a new cat, he made upgraded dog food. No wonder it scratched him up!

[@Sinbad-rh2oo]

Them tabby cats be having attitudes!!! Right along with the orange ones 🤣🤣🤣‼️

[@benj96]

"AND MADE UP OF PROPYLENE GLYCOL!" -Mr. Sausage, 2024

[@TheRealVodun13]

4:11 That burst was both tragic and funny as all hell omg I'm choking and wheezing

[@carsonhales2449]

Video 128 straight asking Mr. Sausage to make the poutine sausage!!! Let’s make it happen!!!

[@ChesterManfred]

This doesn't sound so bad

[@BJReolon]

@@ChesterManfred thats why this is not a fun idea... maybe dog poutine sausage

[@carsonhales2449]

@@BJReolon it’s definitely a fun idea. This channel has down a mix of normal and weird sausages. Look at his older videos

[@LVart8]

This channel has taught me one thing, if it works it works, and if it doesn’t work it works, and it works it doesn’t, and I don’t even know anymore

[@roopot]

0:22 just pointing out that both garlic and onions are toxic to dogs

[@goddamndog]

Lol

[@kingcrimson4133]

it's probably a small enough amount that it's not problematic, especially because you're not supposed to feed your dog more than like 2-3 of these at a time

[@Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves]

So the high content of corn syrup didn't raise an eyebrow?

[@TheGhostFart]

@@Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves the corn syrup is the least of the worries considering how questionable animal byproducts can be

[@sambird7946]

Don’t dogs need very very low sodium levels too? Or is that cats?

[@trademarkshelton]

The interior of that sausage makes me wish that I'd seen evidence of Mr. Sausage owning a food thermometer. Seems like a good investment.

[@JacobsShipShop]

Ew the sound 😂 3:41

[@aaronnewbury6930]

I get a special kind of dopamine hit whenever I hear “the perfect amount of casing kid strikes again”

[@Ratatouille-105]

1:47 THE MOMENT WE’VE ALWAYS BEEN WAITING FOR IN THESE VIDS

[@Zax_Husky]

“i like to sleep like a drunk baby” is a sentence i thought i would never hear ever lmao

[@JOBdOut]

A Steve Don't Eat It tribute - Beggin Strip Lettuce and Tomato Sandwich... Sausage! (If you remember Steve Don't Eat It.. you are OLD)

[@crazyman-t1b]

I'm glad you chugged the AG1, after watching Some More News so long I would be concerned if I saw it drank normally.

[@Dabeyoun]

1:06 one of those just got fukken yeeted.

[@mafiacat88]

That AG1 ad just didn't feel right without a manic chug of the entire bottle.

[@lugnut]

hello I am here thank you for using my steak bites this isn’t the end.

[@atlas4698]

What an ominous comment

[@ChickenIandlEggs]

Reminds me of the story of some petfood CEO who would start every shareholder meeting by opening a can and eating the whole thing

[@triskelion2056]

Not so fun fact: It says on the ingredients list at 0:23 that one of the ingredients is "Chicken by-product meal". That's whole, ground up baby chicken. For context, chickens raised for eggs and chickens raised for meat are different now because of selective breeding, and because the boys of egg-making chickens don't get as massive as chickens bred for meat do nor lay eggs, industrial egg makers put them whole skeleton and all in industrial shredders to make pet food out of. I eat eggs and poultry, but it's a fucked up practice.

[@toadallyawful]

oh!

[@Theophonis]

:C

[@noahhoover4008]

I like to munch on these bad boys paired with a smoothie from the abortion clinic 🤌

[@MintyArisato]

This is why I try to get locally sourced eggs and other animal products when possible. There’s nothing wrong with being an omnivore as humans naturally are, it’s the big industries going out of their way to literally torture animals. It’s the same principle with going green, which is a great practice, but it’s the big industries doing the most harm and then shoving the blame on us.

[@ffwast]

Really appreciating the dual sausage format but sweet jesus what a burst

[@AidanDaGreat]

New day 11 of asking Mr sausage to randomly scream, “SIX MARK RUFFALOES” in the kitchen while Mrs sausage is in a nearby room to scare the sausage out of her on Halloween.

[@robbrobb5543]

The way you said it's not any better got me right in the feels. That's gonna live rent free for a while now.

[@CaptLuser]

0:38 oh no... which cat is she a replacement for?

[@420lehtoo]

the sausage

[@mamaremy628]

The little "not any better" got me laughing so hard I'm crying😂😂

[@vertical7747]

lobster boiled in pure vanilla extract

[@Nonamesareleft99]

My god this man has a family he can’t afford that. I’ll send it to his P.O. Box.

[@orsonzedd]

​@Nonamesareleft99 We can make vanilla! We just need vanilla beans, vodka and a whole lot of beaver asshole.

[@jklmnopski7421]

I would like to see a capelin sausage, with the Fermented Greenland Shark saying, "Give me more news of the capelin."

[@Jvmachine]

Video 49 in a row of asking for fermented shark boiled in surströmming.

[@occultnightingale1106]

he's obviously saving that one for Halloween 2028

[@FortWhenTeaThyme]

Finally! We get the pure and mixed with sausage version of weird ingredients! I could cry!

[@indyfan9845]

Greenland shark boiled in Surströmming juices, Malört, vanilla extract, and snail soup.

[@atlas4698]

Just destroys all the scent receptors in your nose

[@Initiallyleo]

The way that sausage LIQUIFIED 😂

[@sausagegaming78]

Literal dirt sausage when?

[@aiasfree]

Surprisingly enough he did an earth sausage 3 years ago. Ditto for the fire, water, and air sausages.

[@sausagegaming78]

@@aiasfreehe used dirt flavoured powder. I mean real dirt. Not purified, not artificial or cleaned. Just dirt.

[@Marc_186]

Truly, I watched this with my mouth wide open in shock for the entire video.

[@coldwin3849]

That sad little "not any better" at the end there got me.

[@snowflakebottles]

literally have a bag of these on my desk right now this couldn't have come out at a better time

[@Juel92]

The pork realized what kind of monstrosity of a sausage it was in and made a break for it.

[@ZashuCrash]

I love how he uses bandages, but refuses to wear gloves while mixing raw meat

[@scorpionvenom9031]

He should make a sausage out of a mix of cat food, dog food, fish flakes, bird seed, and hamster food

[@flutterguy2258]

The pork sausage just melting was fascinating

[@alienbob21]

AG1 must being doing a crazy AD Blitz. David Cross, Cody Showdy.....This guy! That stuff is everywhere.

[@thedoctoradvocate8562]

That sad little "not any better" after the second sausage broke my heart

[@rosexorn189]

i love how you uploaded this the day i got a new dog haha

[@MysticJhn]

That was a 5 out of 5 burst. Mark Ruffalo would be proud.

[@RichardFicociello]

At 4:55 when you said “salty cheese” I had a that’s so raven flashback to when I tasted them boys back in the day. And yeah they got that play doh flavor

[@thewaddlingidiots]

That was the single most satisfying will it blow sound I’ve just about ever heard

[@fathomlives]

5:01 I've never heard such profound, soul-rending sadness in his voice before

[@TheButtonMashGamer]

The "not any better" has literally tangible sadness

[@chainchaw1943]

Mrs. Sausage must feel absolute dread when she hears "5 mark Ruffalos!!!"

[@ridge152]

I think that was the most dynamic burst to date

[@kie2]

He's really throwing the 0s around

[@hellishhybrid1839]

This man legitimately terrifies me. Mostly because I'm convinced he will one day turn me into sausage.

[@Ratatouille-105]

As an Asian, if bro was one word off in this title from, we would’ve been backlashed

[@sikerow3180]

He sounded so sad when he said ”not any better”

[@daedric-7898]

YOU TOUCHED THAT ROTTEN BOX WITH YOUR BARE HANDS MR SAUSAGE, PLEASE YOU CAN'T DIE YET WE NEED YOU

[@Chris-fn1xx]

Imagine the pig in heaven watching its body be mixed with dog treats and shown to us

[@Zarxiel]

My dog would eat that sausage in every stage documented by this video, including the burstpocalypse. Sir you have made human food looking dog food, I think you just became a Caninobel prize candidate.

[@Idi0tN0nS4v4nt]

The cat needs a catnip sausage. That’ll make it love you 😂