Doglife but im the most EVIL Dog

Were back once again with some more DogLife from the creators of Bitlife. This time we become the most EVIL Dog possible
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[@Prim120]

bijuu: she is a menace his dog: smiling and being adorable bijuu: *a menace, I tell you*

[@sodaanimates4862]

Yes

[@1mm0rt4lty7]

That’s how dogs just are 😂

[@Matchlatch]

200th like

[@anaxa16]

The money thing isn't about the dog collecting money, it's the value of the dog. If you have a high value then it'll cost more to adopt you or buy you. That's all I understand about it just yet. Big fan though :3

[@Hopperthejumper]

The Value depends on your Skills, cuteness, and breeds

[@anaxa16]

@LAW how am I a furry?

[@anaxa16]

@LAW bruh

[@synthhhwave]

@LAW doesn't mean he's a furry for making that face

[@lovelaey]

@LAW I am a furry what's wrong with that?

[@PhooeyBear]

"What dogs do this?!" Simple answer, dogs that you control, Mike

[@thisisdead184]

Alot of likes but with no reply?! What happend to this world

[@Zakkina]

@@thisisdead184 people like the comment but dont have something to say bout it

[@ayanoaishiyan-chan1259]

@@Zakkina True

[@Mindz1k]

"Try again as George?" "That wasn't even my na-" That's when he knew, he fucked up.

[@FHNhockey37]

lol

[@p1nk_anthem]

“Oh the dog was so nice and cute at the shelter but back at home…” exact description of my cousin’s evil corgi Timestamp: 0:43

[@justluna8729]

Evil corgi? I really want a corgi, are some evil? How can you tell?

[@p1nk_anthem]

@@justluna8729 its not all corgis so dw plus the dog isnt evil she just hasnt been trained right. I was just making a joke at the fact she acts a little mean sometimes. (Also dont think I hate the dog either i love her)

[@Mayb3_Br0]

Played this game once. Gave everyone rabies including my owner

[@trueblueflare]

Same lol.

[@animationpug149]

first time i killed the mailman by headbutting his foot

[@Ghostfoxkori]

LMA9A9A

[@pastelokami]

@@animationpug149 his tombstone "a fucking dog headbutted my foot and I died"

[@Diamond_Ballerina_DW]

@@animationpug149 PFFFT HOW IT WAS HIS FOOT 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@tripl3nnn]

DD to Yumi: Now child, I will teach you to always chew on Mike!

[@a4c_0]

Keep this up mike. Don’t be put under pressure if you get hated on, haters are just haters. If your seeing this, have a great day!

[@macaronsareyummy]

Yes YOU KNOW YOUR FAMOUS WHEN U GOT HATERS

[@val7331]

@@macaronsareyummy TRUE TRUE

[@dash-out]

@@macaronsareyummy Oh, then can i get haters ?

[@macaronsareyummy]

@@dash-out Follow your dream! and soon your eventually hit your goal! :)

[@dash-out]

@@macaronsareyummy yay i'm gonna be a Blantados Junior

[@ramensoupie]

This is just what I needed....I had a really hard day... Thanks Mike

[@funnydankmemes880]

This whole video was Mike attacking the other dogs and getting shocked when they died, it was pretty fun to watch tho

[@blitenx3720]

Mike for the attack start using slicing a lot more it deals a ton of damage for example: sliced dog's eyeball, slicing stomach. Those Do a TON of damage hope this helps you

[@emmabowhunter9387]

I’ve nibbled so many people to death-

[@Buddy8435]

Or kick toungue

[@NotTheDragon837]

Alt video title: Bijuu Mike learns how weird this game is in 16 minutes

[@Benutzername474]

For some reason i really want the bitlife and DogLife developers to make a game with mythical creatures because imagine being a kirin or a hydra or any other mythical creature and being adopted by a goblin/kobold/elf or ork maybe, like just some magical thingy

[@coemcoem7070]

If that happens burning a village down and blowing up a cave should be things

[@Fabletelling]

I would like to be a kobold

[@JoJo-fan-right-here]

Dog up in there like “that mic lookin mighty tasty”

[@ryuk7662]

0:18 omg aiansjsbaj she is soooo adorable 😭😭💖💖💖💖

[@Xylospring]

Dog: I'll bite your crotch." GRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[@justamikankinnie5569]

Mike every time you post it makes me happy, I woke up sick and this video just made my day

[@packwatch999]

stop the cap, your fishing for likes, admit it, you want a heart on your comment or even a pin. you want attention.

[@sleepy_kaden9010]

@@packwatch999 You dont have to be mean about it. They might not even by trying to do that. Plus there are alot of other people in the comments who are doing this. Unless you are going to tell them all that then shut up.

[@justamikankinnie5569]

@@packwatch999 no i woke up with the stomach flu and have been watching for years.

[@xtraviation]

Ive had the common cold for months over and over again, i dont even know if its a common cold,but everytime i watch bijuu mike, he makes me happy.

[@tripl3nnn]

Oh my gosh Yumi is already giant! I love her and DD !

[@tripl3nnn]

Doberman Pinschers are amazing dogs, I love them. Only aggressive if you train them to fight and treat them abusively, they are not agressive by nature.

[@millingdoodles5022]

Ever heard of genetics? Yes, the majority of Dobies aren’t aggressive but some that are, may not be the owners fault, it could be genetics yk. So, please don’t say “Only aggressive if you train them to fight and treat them abusively”, Genetics play a part too.

[@hyenaloaf1858]

They are naturally suspicious of strangers and will not let them onto their property unattended if they have proper temperament

[@millingdoodles5022]

@@hyenaloaf1858 Yes, Dobermans are supposed to be aloof

[@aname2695]

i had a Doberman and now have a miniature doberman pinscher and can confirm, they’re awesome

[@hyenaloaf1858]

@@aname2695 miniature pinschers are not miniature dobermans, they're an entirely seperate breed older than the doberman

[@antholojade]

i'll tell you, bijuu's pronunciation of "shimmying" (correctly pronounced shih -mee-ying) literally sent me into orbit 😭

[@NotTania]

shimy shimy yuh shimy shimy yeahhh drite falalalala drite falalala falalalala flalalalala dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun

[@1mm0rt4lty7]

The puppy is adorable! :)

[@vincentsblackhair]

*Inside the game* "what breed are they?" "Demon."

[@m1ss.cheese]

"played fetch with his nose" the gang: **casually rips off nose and plays with it**

[@sarahmatkins6343]

NGL, gained so much respect for you when I saw how you interacted with your dog! Favorite streamer/KZbinr now 💀

[@kyotheboringperson9650]

You posted this right after I got a dog life ad

[@doctordoom7103]

Human: Let’s change there name to Hunt! Killer: Hunt you down.. *demonic laughter*

[@igetb1tch3syoudont93]

The fact that I was just looking into adopting a dog😧

[@gabedabbs6874]

I have a dog

[@marcel.xibalba3994]

This is ur sign

[@ChocolateCherryPie]

“I’m approaching the rabid dog now…”

[@LennyMidosso]

Bijuu Mike: “we gonna be the bad dog!” *20 second later* “why theres, this option tho?” XD

[@dragoldblazetalon6523]

As a challenge, I think a GOOD one would be to live the longest...as a DOG! 🐶🐕

[@katyandeclips5656]

about the cat story it just traumatized me because I love cats..........

[@z00merang18]

You should do a "DD" challenge Like add yourself in the game and try to get adopted by yourself and after that *MESS TIME*

[@purpleneb]

i was playing dooglife and i "accidentally" killed a mailman

[@SharkWhosFondOfBond]

"This dog lives a better life than I do!" -Bijuu Mike 2021

[@RissaFaith94]

Thank you for reassuring us that your other dog (DeeDee? Didi? I'm not sure of the spelling) is still around -- that was the first thing I wondered and I was super worried there for a minute. xD Yumi is adorable! I wish I could snuggle her. 🥰

[@chaerry.pie143]

9:59 Oh? Did I die? I knew it! This is heaven! Dad's cooking is too good to be from earth! But.. where are the clouds?..

[@wolvespack3879]

Best attacks lol: slash throat, slice throat, maul face, bite groin, bite hip or thigh it’s actually very useful to use these attacks to get respect and stuff but I guess you could call me a psychopath

[@jessicaperez8204]

YES ABOUT VIDEOOOOO Btw if you want to be more deadly and be more powerful become a Great Dane

[@RockCatOfficial.]

100 respect of bijuu mike attacking a lot

[@idonotpostionlycomment1425]

Perfect Street dog Challenge 1. Be born on the streets 2. Never get taken by animal control 3. Be on the top of your pack 4. Have puppies 5. have good relationships with some of your pack members Hope you enjoy this challenge bju mike

[@EverythingChannely]

This dog has lived the most sexual and deadly temptation life ever known

[@pepyyzz]

when you dont know how to spell bijuu mike: "begeeou meggee"

[@StrxngerXPott3r13]

Me with a Doberman Pincher: *He ain’t he bites me everyday and barks at everyone, including biting too.*

[@Weirdos22146]

Aw she's so cute huskies are a menace but adorable menaces believe me I have a grown one and still acts like one sometimes

[@toxic_soul6348]

THE LITTLE SNIFFS AT THE BEGINNING I CAN'T

[@cielisbackinthehouse3184]

This was sent to me exactly 22:00 (10pm)

[@Tanjikinss]

Bijuu: I’m gonna snap- Also Bijuu:her NECK Bijuu mike 2021

[@_SolarTheEclipse_]

2:33 doki doki natsuki flashbacks

[@mybrotherisgulo]

Killer: snaps neck Ryoba: Very good my pet u have to focus on snapping the arm though

[@rockboi4973]

The little “hewo” is so cute but the thumbnail is a big “HEWO” lol

[@circusdremfnafsmp6845]

Awwww your new puppy is so cute!

[@RandomOfficalAccount]

I love your videos Bijuu Mike. And i hope you have good luck for the rest of your life. :)

[@guest1336]

This is probably the dream life of the dog next door to me

[@fromsimp2pimp425]

Trust me dobermans are so cute when they are just being normal

[@dagmaramichalska8396]

I love the edit when bijuu's dog said hello xd

[@coneysaposer7068]

Just a helpful tip. One of the most powerful attacks is chomping their hind leg or slicing their throat

[@knaviusgaming9686]

8:29 Cats do this because they think the kitten isn't going to make it because of a birth defect.

[@Chellex93]

you can eat your offspring, small animals like snakes and rodents, and if you have a home and if your owner has a baby 😬 you can unalive your owner (or other humans like shelter employees or the mailman ) but it's random. rng or whatever it's called. Update: after writing that comment I went to play dog life. Got th3 achievement for unaliving the mailman

[@snowy-mitarai1570]

Day 91 of asking Mike to finish Worlds End Club on the channel!

[@iriswing6520]

I finished playing Worlds End Club, and it's honestly an amazing game!

[@snowy-mitarai1570]

@@iriswing6520 It is! I played it as soon as it came out and I loved the characters and storyline! I felt the plot twists were well done and really caught me off guard sometimes, and the way they kind of pulled a DDLC by incorporating the player but putting their own spin on it was really cool! I liked the way it was done

[@iriswing6520]

@@snowy-mitarai1570 Definitely, I can agree with all of that!

[@riverwilliams5059]

I originally hated dogs but. After this video I have changed and became a dog person

[@nicolascassie]

He'll be surprised when he'll learn that he can also eat baby human..

[@theravensdahlia]

I feel like the Bitlife creators made this with the intent of making the dogs as messed up as possible

[@icherrycola]

Somebody: shimmying Bijuu Mike: shimeying :0

[@irregular_sam1553]

Yes I was wandering who the new dog was hello yumi 👋 😘

[@beanjeansbruh]

I'm to distracted on mike's hair but the video is really good

[@09telly]

tip for fighting: I recommend chomp, bite, maul, and mangle options

[@thatoneshortsonicartist]

Your new puppy gives my dog a run for her money

[@SilverFox_san]

The money is the value of the dog you are based on cuteness, health etc

[@epicdragon5262]

Doglife Challenge: The Good But Ugly Dog Rules Looks Must Be at 0%-10% There Cannot be any conflict Happiness And Karma Must be 100% The Dog is Straight.

[@raspberrytwist6263]

Does straight have anything to do with Good or ugly, or is that just- a random setting choice-?

[@CoolGuy68900]

Doge challenge: 1. Be a shiba inu 2. Get adopted by a family 3. Become very famous 4. Get rich 5. Survive 10+ years

[@kaitlando636]

You can be famous as a dog in this game? I've never seen options for it

[@kilxcs]

MrBeast finally made the squid game irl video

[@mental_fatigue1816]

And people ask why I’m scared of dogs

[@xtraviation]

Dogs are actually fluffy, if you want a loyal animal, get a dog, if you want a animal that is free but still fluffy, get a cat.

[@Mindz1k]

Thumbnail is gold.

[@NateIsNotOkay]

You can actually eat HUMAN CHILDREN in this game! I do this everyday in real life, but it’s not in BitLife, but it’s in DogLife. THAT DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE!!!

[@mr.cherry9950]

Dog owner: aw a cute dog! The dog: *cronch* the dog owner: AAAAAAAAH!

[@NormanOsbornsBiggestSimp]

2:53 LMAO 🤣 that’s totally what kangaroos look like 👍

[@splatanimations2981]

Can you do a Doglife challenge where you be the most CRAZY dog? As in, you date every other dog, have a dog that looks like a creep, and attack all humans but not dogs or cats.

[@ZhyrenStudios]

The title is pain

[@t0kichii]

someones definitely gonna take some of these lines out of context

[@JanellB]

Ya'll why is no one talking about how crazy this game is....

[@actuallygoodyoutuberwithno5790]

When I go to bed my dog go like: so u chosen *death*

[@bealauverr]

doglife say we- also your dog is cute :3

[@Objectshowmaster]

Your dog is so cute!

[@Dantae2612]

There can be large animals like a : tiger , a gorrila , a lion and a buffalo in your neighborhood

[@xx_wintry_nightz_xx3848]

1:14 Hey! I had a doberman and he was THE sweetest

[@vaati3338]

Theres no evil dog They are all just in a bad mood

[@Weepingicen]

for me the most effective way to get a kill is scratch or claw the neck throat or chest

[@seaqueen7830]

I’m sitting in a box watching this

[@anjchik]

mike, you gotta find the monkey on the streets, I have found it 2 times as street dog, your not gonna be able to defeat it, will you? btw I waited for long time to see you play the game once again :D

[@uniquelyusforever849]

the most evil dog is a chuwawa no ITS BIJUU THE DOG aka KILLER or hunt LOL also your awesome! have a great day :D)

[@samurailevi49]

Canadian Geese are very common around my area. They honk and hiss.

[@hadleysears1015]

I've never heard of a goose hissing lol

[@almighty_cheeselord]

If you do another one of these, _you should play as a chihuahua_

[@Iheartgus]

Male cats sometimes eat there children because they mistake them as mice btw:)

[@AlienFriend]

Me: being upset Bijuu mike: shows his dog Also me: *STARTS SQUEALING*

[@No1aonjupiter.]

I hate hurting dogs in DogLife because of when they submit to you with the 🥺 face

[@stanley5484]

your dog is adorable I love them

[@poki4291]

CAN WE TALK ABOUT JOHNNY? WHY IS THERE A SNAKE IN THE PACK- 😭

[@caseychuu]

There was a dog in this video, therefore I must like the video.

[@butterfly-nx7dv]

Play as a cat on DogLife!

[@chezperky]

Please do more of bitlife,doglife, or maybe catlife