Doin' It Donkey Style: Born To Beto

Beto O'Rourke's presidential announcement drew the attention of the country, the President, and the Stephen.
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[@retnavybrat]

That was a nice shout out by Colbert to his fellow late night hosts.

[@lazyperfectionist1]

"Mr. President, what do you think of Beto O'Rourke's speech?" "Well, he had a lot of hand movements, and that's _my_ thing, so I'm feeling kind of threatened."

[@priscillajimenez27]

"He does them better than me!"

[@justmegeorgie5930]

FIRST THE PARADE!!! THEN THE NATIONAL ORGY!!! AND A SANDWICH AND NAP!!! ... SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT!

[@thegame-ek8jd]

I KNOW THIS MIGHT SOUND WEIRD!! BUT I REALLY LIKE YOUR ENTHUSIASM ABOUT THIS!! YOUR COMMENT MADE ME SMILE A BIT!!!!

[@assassindelasaucisse.4039]

Sounds French.

[@justmegeorgie5930]

@Vivian Stimpson HOPE YOUR TALKING ABOUT TRUMP! AND HIS DAUGHTER! .... NOT STEPHEN COLBERT? BECAUSE HE DOESN'T HAVE A DAUGHTER.

[@renatocorvaro6924]

"Last great hope of Earth." Uh huh. Sorry 'Murica, that has never been you, and never less so than now.

[@fadedpajamas]

🙌🏻

[@GRV_93]

Renato Corvaro Andrew yang 2020

[@tenkenroo]

Are you sure that’s Voldemort and not Stephen Miller?

[@bird271828]

Good point😂

[@dday9433]

I was thinking Wilber Ross...

[@Lattamonsteri]

XD

[@groofay]

Have you ever seen them in the same room? Just sayin'.

[@stellashepherd844]

I’m pretty sure Voldemort is hiding under Trump’s hair flap.

[@seanderoo37]

"If the Warden gives you TV privileges" Damn LMAO

[@laurahinrichsen3917]

One of these days I foresee Colbert imitating Trump's weird hand movements, and just transitioning into the macarena.

[@keithriley6597]

He's done that! Only it was salsa dancing.

[@ORIONGaming]

@saintcharlezful nah, he's definitely right. Lol

[@daveevad3524]

Those weird hand movements is actually macarena moves... thanks captain.

[@chrissiek8706]

Accordion 😏

[@FakeSchrodingersCat]

Pretty sure he already did it.

[@edc8657]

I'm so ready for #Bernie2020

[@dmk351]

i actually loled when he said he was the last hope of earth.

[@blackout07blue]

Beto is a status-quo politician running on Platitudes & Anecdotes, but even stuff like that "last hope on earth" still utterly shocks me how awkward he is sometimes. So many better, more experienced candidates running in the Democratic Primary. It's not beto's time yet. Needs to check his ego and run for Senate in Texas again.

[@judioregan4210]

@@blackout07blue - blimey. And I thought our British politicians were bonkers! 😆

[@NathanTAK]

I think he said *America* is the last hope.

[@dmk351]

@@NathanTAK which makes me lol even more.

[@ArtSeallion]

He meant Americans and other citizens worldwide who were unhappy with the way the world is right now and were fighting for change were the last hope on earth.

[@dafttool]

Voldemort is definitely a Republican

[@priscillajimenez27]

Fascist hitler

[@TheReal008Zulu]

Trump: (thinking to himself) Wow, Beto's hands sure are bigger than mine.

[@willritter4076]

O'Rourke seems to be under the delusion that he's the next Barack Obama... he ain't no Obama. Can we have a better candidate please.

[@blacksuitnotie]

@@willritter4076 Sure. Pick from the dozens of other candidates that are running. Seriously, if the Democrats can't come together on this, nothing will stop Trump's second term.

[@matimi0sbackflip455]

Yep second term incoming

[@Pecisk]

@@blacksuitnotie sure, nothing like having democratic elections that usually end up with candidates endorsing each other and actually pulling more people for vote would work.

[@blacksuitnotie]

@@Pecisk Cuz that worked for Hillary, right? With Sanders supporters.

[@bitbugsbyte]

I love Stephen's hand choreography in general but especially this time! "First there is the parade..."!!!! LOL!!!!

[@___Tj]

I actually noticed Voldemort before he mentioned it😂

[@msmeya5]

Same

[@xwarriorone]

Because they all keep doing the same joke :/ From blue genie to carrot top to others thrown in

[@Gfriend_Buddy99]

Me too

[@darrenkrivit6854]

So did I, but I didn't question the fact that he was a candidate 😂

[@adampage73]

Same, shall we share the prize money!

[@klarastern5597]

Beto is right... if everyone had someone to really love and be loved... the world would be a better place.. (not sure if Tinder will do it though)

[@nonofyabidnez5737]

Beto is for good things and against bad things... really inspiring... especially the complete lack of substance is outright fantastic... /s

[@gb032645]

Lack of substance (as well as humility, morals and a conscience) seems to work just fine for the fat orange slob...

[@vladtheimgroyper9813]

@@gb032645 because conservatives are sheeps.

[@glennbarrera8353]

Beto is pro SKATEBOARDS!

[@NewMessage]

"..First there's the parade.. then there's the national orgy..." ..and the trial, of course.

[@mikaylabansie9512]

Brilliant 🙂

[@IamErik31]

I like to think that the trial would be first.

[@markgigiel2722]

@@IamErik31 No, the spineless Republicans won't do anything. It will take NY to get him after the election. And the Trump supporters still think we are upset that Hillary lost. It's not that. A sane Republican would have been acceptable.

[@retnavybrat]

@@markgigiel2722 The funny thing is that it's Trump supporters who bring up Clinton every chance they get. I see very little online from Clinton supporters where they express disappointment over her loss as rabidly as Trump supporters express their obsession with her, period.

[@LisaAnn164]

AMEN!!! I know that's right!!!😁😁😁😁😁

[@manwithnoname4062]

Stephen Colbert 2020

[@ariesviolent]

The "meanwhile" segment is a perfect example of how well we'll handle a show when Trump is no longer in the white house.

[@janelle1701]

That Beto clip was straight out of House of Cards.

[@vipul_singh]

So, THAT is why it looked familiar! Great catch!

[@mitchelkvedar674]

how so?

[@janelle1701]

@@mitchelkvedar674 It's just like that clip of the younger guy and his wife, when he announced he was running. Very similar in how they did it. At home, on the couch, family values etc.

[@HarshPTHESNAKEFIST]

Happy Stephen mentioned fellow late night hosts. Kudos to him 😊👍

[@TigranAbgarjan]

could you please tell me who he mentioned? I heard James Corden, the two Jimmys, Seth Meyers, Trevor Noah but he said another two which I didn't understand acoustically

[@codyeasonBGR]

Just let Burnie run and win darn it.

[@rayray2528]

I noticed it Stephen.....I did.....😂😂😂😂

[@floridaflyfishing3457]

Beto drop the ego and run for that senate seat bro you could actually win that seat. #Bernie2020 #BernTheEstablishment

[@smooth_Koala]

I agree with you.

[@smooth_Koala]

"just watch and see...if the warden gives you TV privileges" lmao savage. love it.

[@TimeandMonotony]

We were just pointing out in my house how hypocritical it is that Trump is criticizing someone for their excessive hand gestures.

[@judioregan4210]

That's what zero self awareness does for you - makes you sound like a complete idiot.

[@223Drone]

Again the reason why Trump is calling lat night host "untalented" is because he's thin-skinned and can't take a joke and even sued Bill Maher over one.

[@jayfolk]

🍊

[@briestoll9329]

His self-esteem is entirely external.

[@armedwombat6816]

Everyone who's against him is stupid, crazy, boring, and/or incompetent. Everyone who's on his side is great, tremendous, the best. His personality doesn't get any more complex than that.

[@jamesbizs]

The jokes aren’t funny anymore, 2 years later. They are going for the trump bump. That’s the definition of being untalented.

[@theresagassett9791]

j p I think you might be the definition of a troll.

[@mori1bund]

So after calling OTHERS "Lyin' Ted" , "Crooked Hillary", etc Trump calls SOMEONE ELSE out for too much hand movement? That guy is a textbook example from PROJECTING. In fact Trump would be a great argument that lack of self awareness goes hand in hand with lack of intelligence,... ^^

[@okoschedino812]

"Crooked Hillary" - and that's bad because Hillary isn't crooked??? :D I wouldn't say Beto has too much hand movement, it looks rather like he's stranded on an island and is trying to signal a plane Btw: Hillary "hey black people, I always carry hot sauce in my bag" Clinton would be a great example of lack of self awareness

[@mori1bund]

@@okoschedino812 No matter how "crooked" Hillary is or not is - she is never as crooked as Trump. Not that this means anything since very very few people are as crooked as a conman like Trump. BTW just an advice: Don't use such big words like "self awareness" when you don't know what they mean, because that makes you look almost as stupid as Hillary pandering to the black vote... :)

[@AI-Assist-2024]

You are absolutely right... but most of the time he projects as a Rotting Orange 🍊

[@lastguyminn2324]

Beto looks like the Inflatable Tube Man at the car wash.

[@retnavybrat]

@@okoschedino812 Nicknames like "Crooked Hillary" are bad because they're immature and beneath the dignity of an elected official. It doesn't matter whether the trait expressed by the nickname is true or not.

[@katecosettevocals]

“Well first off there’s the parade...” 😂😂😂🥳

[@NewMessage]

"Is he crazy, or is it just the way he acts?" Well.. at least we know the answer to that question when it comes to you.

[@johnO21]

Trump/liar got jealous of Betos mime-hand movements,😄 was more advance, more edgy, hip😄😆

[@MoDizzy17]

“the last great hope of earth” B.O. 😂 apparently he hasn’t left the US... ever.

[@blackout07blue]

Bernie Sanders 2020

[@MoDizzy17]

ScootMagoot46 Bernie / Tulsi 2020

[@ArtSeallion]

Ew fuck Bernie

[@brianschlicher59]

Just watch and see. If the warden gives you TV privileges. Lol Colbert don't ever change.

[@LikeTheBuffalo]

Silly Stephen.... this is Late Night and there's no TV after lights out.

[@vladtheimgroyper9813]

What is this, a crossover episode?

[@alfajorcin]

Get your yard time in

[@trekkienzl2862]

I'm glad the Democratic Primaries are very diverse but if a primary is too overcrowded, the party is more likely to choose a bad candidate. Case in point, in 2016, the Republicans had 17 candidates, most of whom had years of political experience, and they ended up with Donald Trump.

[@victoriabaker4400]

One example does not constitute proof. The Democrats have often had a multitude of candidates, who start dropping away pretty quickly. It helps build a broad and deep platform.

[@trekkienzl2862]

@@victoriabaker4400 True. I just want the Democrats to have the best possible chance of beating Donald Trump in 2020. That said, they need the best possible candidate and their campaign platform should not just solely be against Trump but running for something. The next Democratic candidate also needs to be able to win the support of both left-wing progressives (like Bernie or Ocasio-Cortez supporters) and moderate Democrats (like Hillary and Cory supporters).

[@victoriabaker4400]

@@trekkienzl2862 I agree with you.

[@rrosaseconda]

I'm worried about the large numbers of unqualified folks too, though I don't have evidence to back up that concern. BTW: SO sorry to learn about the terrorist attack at Christ's Church.

[@trekkienzl2862]

@@rrosaseconda Tnx

[@MLGGAMR]

Thank you Stephen for keeping me sane

[@malapatel9260]

Woohhhh.... Awesome Steven😘😘 You said it! 👏👏👏

[@egirlSkeletor]

Beto stands for nothing other than "im not the orange guy"

[@fernandoarista3302]

Lol not even that. He wants to run a campaign on "positivity" only lol. Trump will ragdoll his corny ass

[@gipsymayhem6252]

I'm not from the US, but it's pretty obvious you folks need to stick with Bernie...

[@oloem268]

Amen!

[@AmbyJeans]

I really like O'Rourke, but he doesn't come close to Bernie. Sanders 2020

[@bibisatanyahu9396]

@saintcharlezful What's with the attacks on his age? Nobody says anything about Biden even though he's one year less. The man seems healthy and has energy.

[@mitchetdougretired11]

I love Bernie but he's too old! Beto is the one! ❤️

[@space.youtube]

@@mitchetdougretired11 is a bot

[@JJ-kl7eq]

If Voldemort is running for President then the Republicans will probably win by a nose.

[@rainydaylady6596]

Lol

[@HarshPTHESNAKEFIST]

Ooooh, Lol

[@nathanadler8316]

Well played

[@mary_j2451]

J J Yeah, a physical one 👃🏼

[@thekwjiboo]

Ha! Brilliant

[@ursaltydog]

"If the warden gives you TV privileges"... oooooo.. burn baby burn!

[@RandallChase1]

One of the best Late Night videos!! Well done Dr. Stephen Colbert!

[@shawnreinhardt3090]

You heard him, Desus and Mero the brand is established.

[@absolutless]

Stephen likes Biden, it's pretty obv

[@vladtheimgroyper9813]

Of course, Stephen is an establishment shill.

[@glennbarrera8353]

Stephen likes whomever his Corporate masters tell him to like

[@absolutless]

@@vladtheimgroyper9813 well, everyone's entitled to their opinion, I just got a hunch that he likes Biden.

[@siavoushavesta5324]

the "haha we put a mildly humorous picture of some fictional and or famous person in here gag" is just beating the dead horse at this point everyone's doing it

[@DarkFayerye]

I love Beto’s enthusiasm and passion!

[@NewMessage]

"Maybe one more coffee before we film this video... just one more. One more'll be fine."

[@SirLorn]

Just 6 or 7 more comments should get you noticed....."You can do eeeet!"

[@Finnatese]

First thing anyone noticed was voldemort, I mean, he sticks out like a sore thumb. The writers were really grasping at straws when they pitched that joke

[@priscillajimenez27]

I like when Jimmy Kimmel does it lol

[@annalopinski4459]

“First theres the parade-“ 😂😂 yessss that sounds awesome! 🎉

[@richernest3359]

Some kind of wonderful!Beto fever.Camelot has returned Texas style.Colbert /Beto and Crazy Carol Sings give hope to the nation.Look for them all!

[@space.youtube]

Beto is my favourite Republican. Meaningless platitudes do not the speech make. #Bernie2020 #FeelTheBern

[@mitchetdougretired11]

Space Jockey : another worried Republican writes! Beto! ❤️

[@glennbarrera8353]

@@mitchetdougretired11 - I don't think that you understood their point

[@space.youtube]

@@mitchetdougretired11 Trying to make sense of your comment but I'm stopped in my tracks by the possibility that someone could be so stoopid as to think a #Bernie2020 supporter could be described as a "republican"? If anyone could reasonably be described as "Republican" it's your guy Beto.

[@thl205]

Don't pull this shit in 2020, learn from 2016.

[@stephjovi]

Don't know the guy seems OK but pretty full of himself. But he's be gold for SNL

[@ColoringKaria]

stephjovi his website doesn’t have ANY POLICY positions. It’s bonkers.

[@stephjovi]

@@ColoringKaria not surprising. The speech was very 'politician' lots of bla bla bla nothing real

[@ArtSeallion]

ColoringKaria None of the candidates have policy pages on their website yet. Check Kamala Harris and Bernie Sanders.

[@iride4425]

He's an other idiot!

[@caroleirwin2727]

You are talking to him now! Yes....you definitely got his attention!! Yes!

[@Curt_Randall]

The primary debates are going to need a truckload of podiums.

[@kira0080]

Does trump think there were no night talk shows before he was president? Is he gonna start taking credit for those now too.

[@lastguyminn2324]

He must have forgotten when Jimmy Fallon felated him on the Tonight Show.

[@elmeralvarado1236]

Hes a fox and friends creationist. He believes the world started as fox and friends describe it.

[@maggierezac5820]

@@elmeralvarado1236 He did mention Johnny Carson, so perhaps he's in some kinda weird time warp/black hole thing? OMG., what old Tonight Show clip of the late Johnny Carson is now trending? The one where he ROASTS trump in 1989! Goin' to the Google! Cheers!

[@albertelnen4995]

They were, but they had to write the jokes, now they just quote Trump.

[@elmeralvarado1236]

@@albertelnen4995 #bot

[@MultiGremlin13]

Get Andrew Yang on please. The dude has interesting ideas and needs some hearing

[@hereLiesThisTroper]

Yang 2020

[@brendonryan2708]

YangGang right here baby!

[@xxXthekevXxx]

*YANG GANG 2020*

[@tenacious645]

Bernie or bust.

[@davidfunk3505]

I definitely wish to hear more from Yang. I'm Bernie or Bust, myself, but in the event he shouldn't make it, I want to know what other options there are.

[@jypsywith_a_jae7575]

Shout out Desus and Mero. Lol The illest show on latenight

[@darrendavis9505]

Stephen you need to get after our Canadian Goverment,PLEASE!!! Love this show

[@nathanjamesbaker]

For the people hating on Beto for voting with the Trump position 30.1% of the time, keep in mind that he was gearing up to run for a Senate seat in Texas. Texas is traditionally a very Republican state; Beto had to go toward the middle in order to have any chance at all. Beto may not be as progressive as Bernie or Warren, but he would make a good V.P. for either of them.

[@Elephantstonica]

Nathan Baker He’s willing to work bipartisan. That’s his benefit. In addition to that, if people watched his past interviews and speeches his oratory is damn good in the main, tends to skip straight to the issues bypassing the small talk.

[@glennbarrera8353]

So now everyone knows that Beto will change his vote in order to increase his chances of staying in office vs sticking to his principles like Sanders...

[@glennbarrera8353]

And a good VP for Sanders would be Gabbard or Yang

[@Elephantstonica]

glenn barrera Bernie hasn’t exactly stuck to his principles though. Breaking all those barriers as an independent, then ran as a democrat. He’s distinctly changed his opinions on much over the years as well.

[@bibisatanyahu9396]

@@Elephantstonica really? What has he changed "so much" on? He's been consistent on Medicare for all but I'll wait for your list of how much he's changed

[@Lewa500]

O'Rourke 2020: I want every American to get on Tinder.

[@alexseguin5245]

Not such a bad campaign issue to run on lmao

[@wendyhorvath415]

The PARADE ! Sandwiches and a nap 😴 lmao

[@discipleinblack]

It's weird, when Beto was running against Cruz I was like, "Yeah, this guy seems cool. Go him!" After hearing him for the first time since the election I am convinced this is proof of *The Mermaid Theory*

[@thekatephillips]

I thought that transcribed speech was a Trump speech!

[@davidfoxrn]

Thanks...but not interested! Feel the Bern, baby!

[@RollingOrmond]

Saw Beto twice, at Tornillo and Feb 11 at the anti-Trump rally in El Paso. Eyes on the future.

[@sueroth5851]

I'm dusting off my old baton for the parade.

[@DarkJSN]

Voldemort would still be a better president than Trump

[@tenacious645]

Uh huh...

[@StoutShako]

I mean, besides the whole genocide part... sure!

[@jayfolk]

"Segregate the half bloods, KILL the mudbloods! Purebloods for office only, and the family name P-p-potter will. be. banned!"🐍🐍🐍

[@briestoll9329]

Don't be silly. Voldemort is British. Can't be president.

[@dirkmcnasty8585]

@@jayfolk Make Hogwarts Great Again

[@Fubblin]

There was a huge policy revelation in this video that no one is talking about. If we give every person on earth access to Tinder, we could probably end all wars and bring peace on earth if everyone is getting laid.

[@sexyfatbastid]

"....If the warden gives you TV privileges". ....That was hilarious !!!!!

[@anthonydunn729]

Savage burn at the end. Just, savage

[@mimimarcus]

Bernie is the only one who has the intelligence and work ethics to clean up America after the Trump presidency.

[@Juniorverse]

Goofy Emoji Grandpa Freebies would get his a$$ handed to him by Trump. And this is coming from a Democrat.

[@tonystark4292]

@@Juniorverse Trump can barely complete a sentence and you think he'll beat Bernie? Hilarious.

[@lastguyminn2324]

And any semblance of a coherent plan. Beto is reaching Trumpian levels of spewing lots of words with almost no meaning.

[@rasmie8858]

​@@lastguyminn2324 "Coherent plan"? Tell me what "coherent plan" Bernie has put forth. Problem with Bernie is that he doesn't have any, but his base eats it all up because he dings all the right words, just like idiotic Trumptards. When will you gullible chumps stop falling for empty words? Vote on policies with plans and learn to make compromises. Just taxing the hell out of rich and corporations will not stimulate economic growth nor create jobs.

[@gingerkid1048]

Gee...maybe you might want some one whose actually done things with their time in the senate? In all the years Bernie’s been in he’s sponsored exactly 2 bills both to name a post office. If he was truly progressive then he should have used the decades he’s been a senator to try at least pushing progressive changes. Plus there’s the fact the Sanders think tank just shut down over reports Sanders his wife and son were using it as a personal piggy bank. He’s just like Trump but offering better candy.

[@soulslikefan6760]

You know, Cory Booker looks like Voldemort with a tan.

[@bibisatanyahu9396]

Lmao he does 😂

[@hjpapow]

And a nose.

[@1950dn]

Beto is pure passion! Add him to the list! Bernie, Mayor Pete, Beto....and the women! Warren, Gabbard, Williamson! All of them passionate, progressive, public servants! This is gonna be exciting!

[@allnargles]

And the double jim jims... 😂🤣😂

[@sayakdas4159]

When Trump is not President, there will be a variety in every late shows. Seriously, This is why John Oliver's winning emmy every time. He always has fresh set of contents and also bit of weekly Trump cycle. Even Stephen's earlier shows before Trump became President are funnier than constant comedy feed of Trump literally every day. At the end, We can all say 'Free at last from Trump fatigue' when he is either defeated or stepped down.

[@MissBlueEyeliner]

...or dead 😵🤞

[@DollyEstrada]

I feel like Beto is not running to win. He's running for the exposure and that's actually pretty smart.

[@Elephantstonica]

Dolly Estrada Yep, he’s young. Plenty of time.

[@dmk351]

just like trump did

[@MoDizzy17]

very smart, he will run against TC (zodiac) for senate again, but should win next time.

[@thekwjiboo]

The last person who did that won the election. And look where we are now.

[@lastguyminn2324]

@@MoDizzy17 If he wants to be in the Senate, why wait 5 years when he could challenge Cornyn in 2020?

[@endeffekttube]

oh yeah, america,our last hope for earth...please america, save us all!!!

[@nagasravika614]

Super funny. Dying with laughter. Never thought he would be a potential candidate. Little thinking before taking an action.

[@NewMessage]

Beto has a bit of the 'marionette who wished himself into being a real boy' vibe goin' there.

[@rax816]

Binocchio?

[@blackbird5634]

actually so does Colbert, he's using those hand gestures a lot.

[@dborg56]

All flash, no substance

[@mitchetdougretired11]

New Message : Love Beto! Real deal! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@space.youtube]

@@mitchetdougretired11 is a bot.

[@hammondthink7947]

Zero smears from Stephen, Bet must be a Corp hack.

[@geraldwhite2676]

I agree with ya Hammond

[@chickensdone1]

So ragging on Beto for crazy tweets doesn't count? The only hack here is you.

[@mjc0961]

He's right, I didn't notice until he said something. I almost couldn't find Beto. 🤣

[@jessiesoul3821]

OOH, that last one started sunlight 😂

[@marcus_w0]

Now everybody did the "it's so crowded, you didn't even mention.."-gag - please stop!

[@elitistdsaliberal1032]

How many Hillary Clinton replicas are running?

[@SirLorn]

Uhhh, what?

[@ihavetoreturnsomevideotape8852]

@@SirLorn I think he means corporate Dems.

[@nathankomlanc6460]

I was drinking coffee when he said a "national orgy" and did a spit take. I love this guy.

[@Opine_Divine]

Stephen and Seth are my favorites! ❤❤❤

[@habibymandanoven2909]

One thing I would say about Beto is If you cannot beat Ted Cruz.. Maybe you need to think about things a little more..

[@llermita1]

Mohd.Habiby Mandanoven I think he is running with the understanding that the USA as a whole is more progressive than Texas. You know?

[@marvinbaxter7587]

eeeyyy, they put Bernie in the middle of the Candidate Collage for once!

[@WormholeJim]

Wild hand gesturing is a possible sign of craziness. This straight from the genius himself. And notice, throughout the conference, how sane his lack of hand gesturing appears. Clenched between his knees, as they are, and surely sweating profusely from the sheer strain of keeping them there.

[@Martin-pb7ts]

I thought Trump meant he would be in the unemployment line.

[@ValerieJNorse]

That WOULD be a wacky unemployment line.

[@chromaticHermit]

Beto is super friendly, i like him personally, but I dont really like him as a president.

[@benjiwyatt8812]

My feelings exactly. I like him and I'll vote for him if he wins the nomination, but I hope he doesn't.

[@tejavnarayanan9922]

Genuinely curious: care to explain why?

[@benjiwyatt8812]

Because I would like a more progressive candidate. I'm planning to vote for Warren currently and Bernie if it comes down to it. Beto kind of seems more focused on the fact that he wants to be president and less on what kind of change he would bring about if he wins. That being said, he does seem like a good dude, and I would vote for him over someone like Tulsi, but I think many of the other candidates bring more to the table in terms of their values.

[@tejavnarayanan9922]

@@benjiwyatt8812 makes sense, thanks for explaining

[@chromaticHermit]

@@benjiwyatt8812 same, but Harris has my vote.

[@Appalachiosaurus22]

Honestly, who cares how perfect the candidates are? Everyone is better than Trump.

[@lastguyminn2324]

Because there is damage to repair.

[@ConsciousnessisRough]

What an absolutely stupid comment.

[@chinookvalley]

I cannot believe I watch TLSwSC playlists at the end of the day to relax and unwind. But, it works. Thanx SC. Anything to laff at what our prez has done now.

[@idacoetzee]

My what big hands Beto has! BETO 2020!

[@briancossey9724]

I'm a Democrat and putting another person with zero experience in the White House like Beto is no better than Trump as far as experience, I doubt anyone is as selfish and corrupt as Donald Trump, but it's about time we let someone who knows what they are doing run the show for awhile Beto can try again in 10 years

[@TheFoxfires]

If Ted Cruz runs for president then Beto is doomed.

[@m.j.golden4522]

Double Jim Jims ... ! LOL!!

[@tbz1551]

5:25 “Me and The Double Jim-Jims” is the name of Stephen’s Barbershop quartet.

[@halparis4770]

I'm so glad so many in the Dem party are running. We will get to know many of our leader's, and so will all of America. I like being a Dem because there is always a lot of friction, which results in creativity. But now, in these times, it is imperative to stay united in throwing this ______of of office along with the with the whole______lot of them. (you fill in the blanks)

[@halparis4770]

Give Beto and all of them a chance. Pass judgement after the primary debates.Decide for yourself.

[@mypillowguy445]

Exactly!

[@haythamkenway8675]

Colbert is getting progressively more savage over time. I like that.

[@deannornan7454]

D-donnie wants Veto! I want Beto!