Forcing My Kids to Listen to Kidz bop in Bitlife

[@BijuuMike]

What challenge should i do next?

[@watermelonsugar1447]

trying to live a perfect life maybe? Get a good job, a good marriage (no divorces), if you have kids, make sure they're successful too. Just an idea

[@watermelonsugar1447]

Or you could do an Asian parent challenge and be as strict as possible with your kids, buy a bunch of stuff that's off brand

[@Elguapo0818]

Bill gates challenege Must have: A couple million dollars Highest paying job Etc

[@jieunyun6225]

maybe be the worst employee like in a job I'm the worst at explaining stuff

[@mygonvega]

Be famous then try to do horrible things without loosing fame or reputation

[@kimjohnson2742]

Karen: they can't hear me cause their listening to kidz bop Salad: she scares me with just her face

[@Bibblelovestacos]

This is meee

[@oofoof1398]

Royale high is life

[@xadmf]

@@Bibblelovestacos time to kidnap david from abusive karen

[@derpymemesofficial]

You mean the 1000 Big Mac in her car?

[@Mimiara]

Bijuu Mike: *I fear nothing, not even David's mom* *But that* "They can't hear me because they're listening to kids bop" *That thing scares me*

[@Mimiara]

@Me Derp wdym?

[@Mimiara]

@Me Derp oh i used it coz, well I'm sure you know who David's mom is.

[@londyndaniely8874]

What if kids bop Karen IS David’s mom! 🤯

[@tea4458]

*_kEds BowP_*

[@andioop-4310]

Londyn D. *DAVID’S MOM WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*

[@Atokosmo]

Bijuu mike: _exists_ David's Mom: *wait, thats illegal* Also bijuu mike: _oh scrub_

[@thenorthtowerworldtradecenter]

XD

[@roxelmillian7242]

I KNOW HER!!! She just started her new job as my Sleep Paralysis Demon. She stares at me with that smile and it terrifies me... She then proceeds to tell me to " Calm Down" while smiling. Worst of all..... The worst thing ever.... Makes me listen to her complain about Bijuu Mike and how his videos " RUIN" her children and how " vaccines cause autism" . 😱 then she leaves and I still can't sleep because her smiles burned into my mind. Jk jk.

[@staranime6023]

I only read “my kids” and I freaked out. *bijuu can’t be a daddy yet.*

[@Trixoszs]

Star Anime same

[@eyelessjack3495]

Same

[@waylontggwaylonthegoodgamer]

Lol

[@angel_-lyn9327]

Same O°O

[@Xanthous47]

Lol same

[@dystineypruett447]

"My kids didn't come to my funnel because they were lessoning to kidsbob" OMG that cracks my up 😂😂😂

[@gracetheprettyface]

LOL

[@cheesy-lps7004]

Bijuu mike:Kids bop David’s mom: *hey that’s illegal*

[@sadpeppapig8274]

Cheesy-LPS lol

[@isaugothedaycorelovingfrea2075]

Biiju: got that good bop? Me: smacks *biiju in the back of his head* Biiju: calm down *does weird hand motion* Edit: 47 likes!?!? Wow thx ^^

[@OZZ_BALL]

You have more now :p

[@_thepurpledeveloper_3657]

Isaugo The Daycore Loving Freak ^.^

[@miafromdarksquad9495]

clap the head

[@waylontggwaylonthegoodgamer]

Pennywise: oh DARN man, I just can’t think of anything that scares kids Pennywise: what’s this bijuu mike uploaded a new video? Bijuu mike: if one thing scares me most, IT’S KIDZ BOP KAREN Pennywise: oh really... *shapes into kidz bop karen* *looks in mirror* Pennywise:....

[@wkakakshsusgsizgzu7442]

Pennywise: OH GOD WHAT IS THAT!?

[@waylontggwaylonthegoodgamer]

@@wkakakshsusgsizgzu7442 IKR

[@TiredHumanBeing]

I see your comments everywhere 😂

[@saragallagher6727]

Pennywise: HOLY HECC PASS

[@The-official-grindel]

Penny wise: Scares himself to death His ghost: it worked

[@livv_laugh_luvv]

Bijuu Mike: Clarence can't here me calling you a non-scrubscriber because he's listening to scrub bop.

[@dancingcube2570]

Bijuu Mike: Shes a demon! Her: I want to see your manager!

[@shinko8390]

The 2 dislikes right now are David’s mom and Karen

[@a.cuddle2514]

I used to listen to kids bop on my karaoke machine... Then I left it for years, forgot what it even was like, and realized I legit was a psycho for listening to that with my own free will...

[@rebelred9202]

Me: going to church and believing in god and stuff also me: listens to songs that have 26 cuss words a sentence.

[@koRnlover-di4iw]

True tho

[@OnionTastingCheese]

Who’s yuri

[@koRnlover-di4iw]

@@OnionTastingCheese Yuri tarded

[@kaylee1769]

Shame on you lol. I’m a Christian too and tbh I don’t like swear words because I find them unnecessary and childish, but I’d be lying if I said I never listened to songs or watched KZbinrs that said some swear words. I don’t mind a few, but a swear word every 30 seconds isn’t necessary 😂

[@captainjaidne4635]

@@OnionTastingCheese Yuri is from Doki Doki Literature Club Mike did a series on that game you can check it out if you want but it's not for kids who listen to kidsbop or just kids in general

[@sweetcmcm2472]

I thought the title said "forcing my kids to listen to kpop in bitlife" 😂

[@stxarcasmiscool966]

saaaaamme

[@andioop-4310]

sweet CʜɪM CʜɪM That would be worse

[@oensi]

I wouldn't mind tbh

[@sprinkles.310n]

I wish

[@Aria__singleton]

I wish

[@gabi4901]

Salad: **Reads why he got fired** Salad: *WELL, THEY WERE ALL BEING A LITTLE BI-* *We'll* *Be* *Right* *Back*

[@claireh3180]

salad?

[@mcawesomeytyo3312]

“What is this? An anime?” Yes it is, starring the MC protagonist Karen Kidzbop in the documentary, Bitlife.

[@clairetremblett1931]

Mike: “like being possessed by a demon” Yukio: I’m about to ruin this whole mans career.

[@Mimiara]

Karen took the kids I cannot live like this Karen take me back I don't know what I did.

[@parsleysalmonella4927]

“Karen is gone now I’m feeling pissed, and I’ll take my kids to their soccer practice”

[@toridiaries]

If u look at the first letter in each row... It says kiki

[@parsleysalmonella4927]

Kim's Gachas O.o

[@parsleysalmonella4927]

Arianna Chico kzbin.info/www/bejne/a6GThnhpYtGtn9k

[@parsleysalmonella4927]

Arianna Chico idk

[@cupheadmidsuki4863]

"Becoming a Karen in bitlife" I need this They can't hear me because they're listening to KIDZ BOP

[@idkmychannelname5916]

Mike: *sees kids bop Karen* Mike’s therapist: it’s ok, she can’t hurt you. Mike: I-I know but I see her in my nightmares Edit: I liked my own comment just to get to 1k 😂

[@frenchfriesvsmarythepainti1464]

No curse words Little kids singing Church mom's And lots of Kidz bop Kidz bop Karen Playing in theaters near you

[@babyarugula6503]

Omg 😂

[@Marshmallowsinabowl]

😂 lol

[@laylascomfycorner3638]

Steve Harrington you got scrub of the day!!!!! Good joB!!

[@dis_grace4487]

......

[@TheHoodedWarden]

"I desire to control those around me." Ah yes, *join the dark side*

[@MiL0.]

Your pfp matches your comment

[@TheHoodedWarden]

LOL not really, in my profile picture I'm wearing a Winter Soldier mask, I've never watched Star Wars in my life!

[@MiL0.]

The Super Soldier Girl Oh, I thought on one side it was your normal face then I the other it was a bad guy/robber (or whatever) And you went bad and joined the dark side.... Lol

[@TheHoodedWarden]

@@MiL0. no I'm a marvel fan, I love Bucky Barnes. 💖

[@MiL0.]

Oh

[@broliciarchive]

"they cant hear me calling you a batch because they're listening to KiDs BoP."

[@draconicghoul1987]

Bijuu: "Is it like a private all-girls school?" Seeing that it says All-Girls on the pop-up, it probably is.

[@321hollaback]

Kid: Mama I don't wanna listen to Kidsbop Karen: Do you wanna be a SINNER?!

[@alex-jj8ee]

Kids bop moms kid when she gets back in the car: mommy kick a$$!

[@justsomeperson980]

"Well they were just being a *bi-* " -Bijuu Mike

[@chillsis1650]

SHE WAS BEING A BOOMER

[@captainjaidne4635]

Bijuu: " Hi Jayden ya wanna date me? " Me: screaming eternally because that's my name. Also me: crying because it's spelt different.

[@dokidoki6758]

@Arianna Chico ...

[@hhsk8527]

I feel this, one of his kid's names was my name (Harper)

[@ignoremypaststupidity2719]

You dont deserve a jojo reference name

[@brooklyndapotato5930]

Arianna Chico is that bad though..?

[@captainjaidne4635]

@@ignoremypaststupidity2719 why not

[@terrell2721]

Im never getting the scrub of the day *" I could never"* *:(* I no get scrub of day I sad

[@OakieTea]

U probably will

[@VERYHEVYMAN]

You will eat those words when you get it

[@meds411]

k

[@swaggydragon]

Ok

[@ineedmedicalhelp7734]

It’s actually “Kidz Bop” not “Kids Bop”😂 I should know, I’m doing a challenge to listening to all the Kidz Bop albums and there’s like 40, and including the other random albums that don’t have numbers there’s like 91 so... yeah😅 send help

[@Sapphire867]

Oh you poor thing

[@angelinageorge9526]

...don't. There is no prize worthy enough to sacrafice your life for.

[@ssnaga1253]

Your profile pic says the emotion that I am feeling right now but I am not showing. And I don't even know one single this of kids bop. And will never know but I will search up what that is cuz I never heard of that until now.

[@Froggoddess69]

Mike: *gives us funny content* Mike: *also gives us a good life lesson* Mike: *gets demonetized*

[@Atlas_of_interesting]

When you said to close you’re eyes and see her in the mirror I could very clearly and it freaked me out 😂 also I love your channel you’re really good at what you do :)

[@ellamcgowan8015]

Hey Bijuu Mike I've been sick for 5 days and went to the emergency room watching you makes me happy I love you!

[@becca6547]

This video is about David’s mom...we just aren’t soposed to know it

[@xCanYouFeelTheLovex]

Rebecca Di Silvestro David was in great backseat.

[@kittyluna2391]

I think for a Hello Neighbor Challenge the rules should be this: 1. Make a custom character, and name him Hello Neighbor 2. Try to find him and date him 3. Break up with him 4. Stalk your ex 5. Tear up any restraining orders 6. Don't get arrested 7. Get a small, not in good condition house

[@yu5hii]

Captions say “carrot” instead “parents” And my volume is really low so I was very confused

[@gifnorb4439]

At 9:03 bijuu mike reveals he has the cure for depression... Just listen to some kidz bop

[@rebecahernandez8079]

10:32 “I feel like it’d be better if we joined a church because it makes us look more like a hypocrite” .... umm

[@laylalayal]

i can picture the woman saying ''ladies and gentlemen the volume inside of this bus id astronomical! it is way to loud'' and then shes just blasting kidz bop

[@madisonbush7989]

"St. Stalky, what a horrible name for a school" Well, there was Stalky McStalkerson way back in a bit life video if I do recall correctly

[@xorbsdl]

Bitlife should make a Karen update What’s in it? -Force kids to be religious -Option to speak to the manager so much that he proposes -A new achievement available!: Karen or Kidzbop Karen -Listen to kidzbop - new form of murder in bitlife: Kidzbop 98% success’s rate -new job: Kidzbop manager, Walmart manager/Worker, kidzbop singer More to be thought of later after the developers get some coffee

[@angelicplayz2607]

Bijuu: “If you want some art, check out his website.” *awkward silence* “Moving on-“

[@lemonlime6955]

David Mom-Karen David’s Aunt-Linda David Grandma--Susan David’s Dad-Richard David-The innocent kid that just wants to watch Bijuu Mike all day

[@tooth_butter9258]

Ooof

[@glutenfurbalicious8626]

My kids can't hear me, they're listening to *k e d z b a h p*

[@heitona]

"I would never be caught dead listening to Kidz Bop." Me: Alright, you'll have a Kidz Bop song at your funeral. Pleasedon'tdieIloveyouasapersonandweneedyou-

[@elusivepigeon71]

What Mike said: I am now dating Daevon Thiel What I heard: I am now debating Daevon Thiel

[@emvisoverparty]

Here's a challenge: The David's Mom Challenge Rules: - Must be a bad kid/baby (if that's possible) - Get married before the age of 50 - Must have a kid named David - Have a job that has a low salary (under 40,000l - Be a bad person until you die - Add Bijuu Mike as a custom person - Suggested name: David's mom That's it :)

[@YerStewpid]

request: GTA 5: Steal a hundred cars and sell them on the black market. or: Real Estate Tycoon: Drop out of high school to get a job. As soon as you turn 18, quit your job and try to make a million dollars by buying and selling houses. Do not get a new job, inherit money, buy lottery tickets or gamble. (Destroy your relationships with your parents as a kid to prevent inheriting from them.)

[@ireallylovetogeinumaki]

MY KIDS CANT HEAR ME CALLING YOU A (FEMALE DOG) THEY CANT HEAR ME BECAUSE THEY'RE TO BUSY LISTENING TO KIDZ BOP

[@toxytullah5312]

He was having way too much fun with this😂

[@_Kuma_]

Serial killer challenge: -start as early as possible -escape/avoid jail so you can continue -can act nice outside of killing people, since many were sociopaths and knew how to pretend -try to hold a job at the same time to keep up the façade I’m not sure what else but it could be interesting to see how long you could escape prison or how many kills you could get before dying or something. 😋

[@chillsis1650]

*Have five husbands* Bijuu: That’s a lot of husbands Me: who had 14 husbands in BitLife BRAH

[@FernandoLopez-oh4ys]

Here’s a BitLife challenge: Bijuu Mike life Rules are simple 1. Name yourself Micheal(Fake last name) 2. Have a bad relationship with your brother. And make him ignore you.(Dan tdm relationship) 3. Have a horrible relationship with your parents. 4. Be a weeb 5. Be unhealthy in high school but get healthy later on 6. Work at retale but quit for KZbin 7. Get married and have a dog named DD. 8. And last but not least, be happy with your life,wife and dog. Bijuu Mike, I doubt you will see this but don’t get affended for this challenged.😁

[@sharavictoriabatara4624]

3:00 Me:i thought bijuu mike cant see

[@thelazygamingpanda3973]

Plot Twist her kids are really smart and are actually listening to stuff like Eminem and other artists who swear but the songs are in a playlist called something like "favorite kidsbop songs"

[@lesfrog649]

I didn't hear the notification because I was listening to Kids Bop

[@ichangedmyyoutubename6219]

I am proudly saying I only liked this comment because of the profile picture

[@MrMason2606]

MIKE U CANT JUST IGNORE THE FACT THE MOTHER OF KIDSBOP KAREN IN BITLIFE WAS 25 AND THE FATHER WAS 52

[@bellapittman7987]

Bijuu : Buick ENclaive Correct pronunciation: Buick ONclaive Lol 😂

[@unstablesalami]

Mike: “What is this!? An anime?!” BitLife, a second later: “Oohhhh yeeeaaahhh!”

[@TiredHumanBeing]

8:29 the principal has the same last name as me 😂

[@loaf7952]

"My kids can't hear me calling you a b*tch, because they are listening to kids bap 👁👄👁

[@iPosse]

*_They can't hear me calling you a "bakwvsmsj" cuz their listening to kidz bawp_*

[@hailiebrook5765]

Bijuu Mike roasting Kidzbop Karen part 1: *How do you even have a face that scary?*

[@catfromthefuture5368]

David's Mom: Now that's what I a fellow mom I can respect Me: That mom is the demon spawn

[@zareplayssims]

Mike - “ cAn ThE tRuCk PlAy KiDs BoP !? “

[@leafy_green7573]

0:25 My bf says, “Ohh, she BROKE scaryyy........ 😬 😟”

[@kya_raine]

I thought he was asking if we didn’t know what a CARROT. Lol, I didn’t get KAREN, until I replayed it for like three times.

[@Aria__singleton]

Me:* gets excited when he mentioned Blue excorist*

[@alicebthegachaweirdo8378]

Same! Even though I only watched the first and second episode.

[@Heathenshalt]

Kidz Bop is truly the most cursed invention ever, even as a kid i couldnt believe anyone actually buying any of that

[@cmathew4992]

I would lose it if my bus driver played kidsbop on the radio everyday😤😤

[@theoreo2904]

“My kids didn’t attend my funeral because they’re listening to Kidzbop” I died

[@yes1106]

This Is how many tomes Bijuu Mike said “kidz bop”

[@no322]

50.000 times

[@toxinistired849]

At school, my friend Tyaira earned the name Kidz Bop Karen. (Not an insult)

[@makaylaharhi8048]

Bijuu, I was playing bitlife and I had to get a job, I did, but my bosses name was Lewrance-Chan. 🤣😂😂✌

[@yewfu]

Video: They can't hear me, because they're listening to Kidz Bop. Subtitles: They can't hear me, because they're listening to *KidsBox*

[@Kaslinski]

What if the person recording told Karen “Okay boomer”

[@gifnorb4439]

Demon: they can't hear me because their listening to kidz bop Bijuu mike:now that... that scares me Me:Oh thats just terry the demon that watches me sleep Demon: Do you like kidz bop :)

[@AngryDuck8461]

Coming soon: bijuu on kids bop

[@zareplayssims]

Mike - “ why you depressed !? wE cAn JuSt PuT oN KiDs BoP aNd It’S gOoD! “ Me - 😂😂😂💀💀💀

[@anderfoxie732]

Day 8 of asking for "there is no game"

[@signaturedhuman8888]

This is the best ill ever see from bijuu mike

[@EnnerdTime]

DAVIDS MOM IS A KAREN heart this comment plz

[@ablockofcheese3562]

Me:There is no way I could find everything I hate in a KZbin video The kidz bop mom:*ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT*

[@perlaunicorn9620]

For the part at 12:57 I've actually watched frozen 2 and it's actually pretty good and darker than the first and the songs are pretty catchy and most of them are more emotional ;-;

[@nicoledin7091]

Plot twist. David’s mom and kidzbop mom are one and the same

[@st3phzh]

*kidz bup*

[@Rosealena59]

13:33 I paused it to look up kids bop let it go and was met with this face ;-;

[@toxicwolf172]

Hi I'm early I love your channel I could never get scrub of the day Heck don't worry I have 10 passes

[@chunkych33t0]

Bijuu Mike: I’ve never seen a face that scares me so much -See’s my face- Bijuu Mike: AAAGGGGGHHHH

[@yurmm5565]

That's the scariest thing I have ever seen------

[@KittenPanda]

Saw Frozen 2, good news, the catchy songs are better and let it go was only featured when Elsa rolled her eyes at it

[@peycates]

Karen is David’s mom

[@Ruixdev]

Me:sad Bijuu Mike:uploads video Me:yassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

[@kristinadurand6321]

:D IM A FANNNNNN also already love the video

[@hikari_700]

8:20 When your name is Scarlett Me:...

[@kayleehickman3336]

Who else plays bitlife while watching bijuu? 👇🏾

[@yousnatchedmyweave105]

She doesn’t scare me... She terrifies me ;-:

[@noboiverb1234]

12 views 104 likes Me: *wait that’s illegal*

[@marisboucher]

Family challenge -have 10 husband 10 kid minimun each husband -10 pet each family -cheated on each husband for the next husband -have the bigest house of the game -be a horrible/good mother your choice -spoiled all your pet at each family -be crazy all the Time -do voilent if choice for all your life -Name Crazy Gorl