26:09 HMS Volcano living up to her name in a way.🤣
@CommanderKraft Жыл бұрын
Ah, my best blonde joke, here we go. A blonde, a brunette and a redhead walk into NASA. The tour guide shows them around for a while. The redhead goes "I want to go to the moon." Guide says "Okay we can send you tomorrow." The brunette then says, "I want to go to Mars." The guide says "Okay, we can send you next week." The blonde then says "I want to go to the Sun." The guide response "Are you sure? You will burn up." The blonde replays "No. it's okay, I'll just go at night."
@blury5730 Жыл бұрын
How will she reach the sun at night? Wouldn't she just go to the moon?
@royalwolf7115 Жыл бұрын
Nah, you missed an opportunity for the blonde. The blonde replays "No, it's okay. I'm already too hot for this planet.
@TheMouseMasterYT Жыл бұрын
2:39 ROFLMAO. That guy looks like the surface of the moon
@kiriusview9251 Жыл бұрын
"Once more into the fray!" - British Captain ca 2:38
@SephirothRyu Жыл бұрын
Do the impossible, ship the unshippable, row row, fight the power. Shoot the unshootable, sink the unsinkable. Row row, fight the power.
@TheScania1991 Жыл бұрын
2:37 That BB is the equivalent of that Family Guys scene where the roaches that hold the house together left and it collapsed on the Griffins :D Holy shit
@inductivegrunt94 Жыл бұрын
Set backs and progress. All that matters is that the set backs are recoverable and the progress is great. Good luck Admiral Stealth, you're going to need it.
@lillybaerga4725 Жыл бұрын
Hey Stealth, I thought I might let you in on something I learned from Brother Munro the other day. As you know, you get an accuracy bonus for slowing to cruise speed. However, ever since they introduced the ability to get ships above 100% engine efficiency, you actually have to travel at the speed listed as cruising speed in the ship designer to get the full bonus. You can also see this speed on a ship's status card in battle, so at least you don't have to memorize them. Of course, this speed is almost always far lower than the old cruise speed notch on the throttle. So, your options are to slow drastically for the full bonus, slow to the notch for some bonus, or dont slow at all. I find that the full bonus can be worth it at times but definitely not always. The choice is up to you, just thought I'd let you know.
@Stealth17Gaming Жыл бұрын
Lol so they gave us the ability to go faster but didn't update the recommended speed on the speed slider?
@lillybaerga4725 Жыл бұрын
Pretty much yeah
@MrBboy95 Жыл бұрын
Intro ship is perfect example when some one asks how many guns you want on your ship and you answer: YES
@obeliks_potowski Жыл бұрын
Polska gurom
@Tuck-Shop Жыл бұрын
A drunk man walks up to a group of 3 women at a bar. "Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?" he asks. "Excuse me? As you can see I myself am blonde. I am also a kickboxing champion. My friend next to me is also blonde and is also an established cage fighter. The woman next to her is the national powerlifting champ and she too is also blonde. Do you really want to say a blonde joke?" The man pauses for a moment. Then replies "I'll pass. I don't want to have to explain it 3 times."
@niccage16 Жыл бұрын
Gets ad before battle with french loaners. Comes back to see the ai built ships: "Yeah that's pretty French alright.😂"
@itsmezed Жыл бұрын
It's cool to see Galicia on the map -- that's the region of (modern day) Ukraine my father's side of the family is from. 😁 Keep up the great work, Stealth. It was another enjoyable installment.
@nightlongvibe9942 Жыл бұрын
I like this series along side great war , western front, please continue both 🙏
@andrew3203 Жыл бұрын
In the battle screen, you have a Report for damage scaled by importance. I wish you would unclick the Avg, leaving only the high damage logs.
@jenisryung2352 Жыл бұрын
I don't like IJN very much but your designs and works are so incredible 😍
@Stealth17Gaming Жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@hivecasts Жыл бұрын
Royal Navy from start isn't badly huring... it's Royally screwed :D
@haelww1 Жыл бұрын
Oh, my ! The 2771 and the Sultane were absolute monsters !
@kevinstringham237 Жыл бұрын
I found when the other countries have older fleets, just sink them all and the new ones are normally slightly better.
@flufflepuffle6229 Жыл бұрын
26:06 Guess we learned why she was named the Volcano!
@warrengibson7428 Жыл бұрын
That Was A Great Torp Run.
@fibrisodarkstar4017 Жыл бұрын
4:50 what are british doing with these ancient cruisers? simple answer - creating artifical reefs (with some japan help)
@Justsomeoneonyoutube-v6z Жыл бұрын
nice one
@RayHardman7567 Жыл бұрын
The more wreck than battleship looks like an awesome paint scheme. Wish you could paint your ships.
@edmanning8545 Жыл бұрын
"French ships not up to MY standards" well LA-DEE-DA...🙂 Love it.
@Zenitchik_130 Жыл бұрын
I would just like to see more modern stuff for several batlles
@CommanderNissan Жыл бұрын
“The names Blonde. Jane’s Blblblbp!”
@sleipnirpemolspa2287 Жыл бұрын
30:29 I swear you said "heksellent" instead of "excellent" here and I'm praying that's intentional because that would be amazing given the context
@LeoDingley Жыл бұрын
A couple of questions: What's the story with Hull & Weapon defects? Do I scrap ships with -10 base accuracy and an additional 1-2 dozen defects? Other than Hull Research and not installing systems that increase defects, is there a way to reduce defects? Cheers, Leo
@DreadX10 Жыл бұрын
You can refit them and see the defects reduced or gone entirely. The ships displacement (overweight) is there to stay, I'm afraid.
@LeoDingley Жыл бұрын
@@DreadX10 Thanks Dread, much appreciated.
@Zenitchik_130 Жыл бұрын
-I would be very painful if it connects second later -Yeah, Steath, it was
@SephirothRyu Жыл бұрын
Also, challenge idea for a campaign: play mostly defensive, and try to have at least one ally in any war. When you have allies, just send at least one ship to follow around as many allied fleets as possible so that you have to mostly use their ships instead of your well designed ones.
@feldamar2 Жыл бұрын
New campaign idea. You can only use automated design ships. Thus the only way you can adjust the design is by directing research. Alternatively. A campaign where your research is capped heavily. Like no more than 50% research slider.
@bamafan-in-OZ Жыл бұрын
Imagine trying to explain the outcome of that last battle to the Admiralty back in London. You lost 2 battleships totalling over 100 guns and only killed one enemy sailor? They were sunk by WHAT???. COURT MARSHALL!
@kineuhansen8629 Жыл бұрын
blonde was so stupid it rammed into its sister ship it much be a russian crew
@Hastur_the_King_in_Yellow Жыл бұрын
Spoiler alert: The more you push your foes into the corner, the more they move away from building surface ships and just spamming submarines. So by all means kick their ass, but don't kick their ass too hard. Source: Kicked the USA's ass in my last campaign, when they declared war for the second time, they had a couple small surface ships and a submarine fleet that would make Karl Dönitz cream his pants.
@socialistpastries.stooby Жыл бұрын
i lost my 12 year long germany 1910s campaign :(((
@Tuck-Shop Жыл бұрын
What do you call an intelligent blonde? A golden retriever.
@warrengibson7428 Жыл бұрын
Musketteer Class Sounds Right
@lucashenry6281 Жыл бұрын
1.3 is currently borked on so many levels.
@Stealth17Gaming Жыл бұрын
Sounds like Dreadnoughts alright.
@lucashenry6281 Жыл бұрын
@@Stealth17Gaming just as an example, I couldn’t catch up to a damaged dreadnaught, that was low on fuel and capable of a max of 19.8 knots...my destroyers were capable of 35.
@Stealth17Gaming Жыл бұрын
@@lucashenry6281 And your destroyers had fuel?
@lucashenry6281 Жыл бұрын
@@Stealth17Gaming 30,000km worth
@trainanimator8150 Жыл бұрын
2:43 zipties stealth, zipties
@walterengler5709 Жыл бұрын
Play until you lose interest .. we'll keep watching as we enjoy the slaughter lol.
@adi1840 Жыл бұрын
sell or build ships for the other nations so if you get into war with them they will have capable ships against you. Also, it will limits you from building your own fleet like crazy. make it more challenging for you and interesting for us to watch. imagine the yamashiro 90 percent accuracy against you
@GroinsItchin Жыл бұрын
Take her to the 50's the Americans might be more of a challenge.
@Stealth17Gaming Жыл бұрын
It only goes up to 1950. Can't go any higher.
@anthonykodaski6161 Жыл бұрын
1.3.0 beta. Storms!!!!! I can't see anything!
@usssimshullnumberdd-4095 Жыл бұрын
A brunette, redhead, and blonde are found guilty of treason and sentenced to death. The judge gives three choices for the way they'll be executed: Firing squad, hanging, or guillotine. He first ask the brunette how she wants to die and she responds "Well, i want it to be over quick so ill take the guillotine." "Very well" responds the judge and so the brunette is brought to the guillotine. However when the blade comes down it gets stuck and doesnt harm the brunette. "It must be a sign from God" says the judge who then pardons the brunette. On the way back, the brunette tells the redhead that the guillotine is broken and gets stuck halfway down. So when the judge ask the redhead how she wishes to be executed she also says by guillotine. The exact same thing happens and the judge declares divine intervention and pardons the redhead. The redhead passes the message down to the blonde that the guillotine isnt working and gets tuck halfway down. Finally, when the judge ask the blonde how she wishes to be executed she says "Well, the others told me the guillotine gets stuck so i guess ill take hanging."
@merafirewing6591 Жыл бұрын
Guess the Brits are improving quite a bit. Why don't you purchase one of those CLs since they're so good?
@CrabQueen Жыл бұрын
This game's great. Shame the dev's abandoned it when it needs like, at least 6 months of polish.
@Justsomeoneonyoutube-v6z Жыл бұрын
i bet somewhere in the brities fleet there is an amored cruiser(the class s name not an actualy armored cruiser)
@tygerion4404 Жыл бұрын
Blonde joke, eh? Three blondes walk into a bar. The bartender says: "Gee, you'd think one of 'em woulda thought to duck!"
@ilikewatermelonandkfc Жыл бұрын
man im third agin
@SephirothRyu Жыл бұрын
Nah, you are first because the original first got pounded by two divine broadside, er, broadsides at close range and basically turned into a briefly floating pile of half-melted metal. And the second took an unlucky shell just below the armor belt that detonated their main magazine and split the ship in half. I suggest you turn around and get the heck out of this battle before the next guy becomes first.
@ilikewatermelonandkfc Жыл бұрын
@@SephirothRyu man what are you smoking
@jbeckley6849 Жыл бұрын
British really like to replay the Battle of Jutland. Take on the US to finish this series.
@tf2lover105 Жыл бұрын
At least build and use a battleship that has 20 inch guns i really would'nt be a japanese campaign without that.
@edmanning8545 Жыл бұрын
buy your light cruisers from the French 🙂
@obeliks_potowski Жыл бұрын
How about making a spectacular ending of this campaign as it's ending. Or (what I prefer) go all the way to 1950
@MabGrego Жыл бұрын
how can you tell when a blonde has been using your computer? theres white-out all over the screen.
@Yaddle265 Жыл бұрын
I have a really kinda dirty also kinda mean blonde joke so here we go: Blonde: I counted to 10 in class today mommy! Everybody else was only able to count to five! Is it because I’m blonde? Mom: Yes dear, it’s because you’re blonde. Blonde: After gym class when we all took showers to clean up, my breasts are so much bigger than my classmates and I laughed at them! Is it because I’m blonde mommy? Mom: No, it’s because you’re 24 years old! Blonde is still in kindergarten
@Lost.911 Жыл бұрын
First
@Rocketmann817 Жыл бұрын
Second
@SephirothRyu Жыл бұрын
**being first, you proceed to get targeted first, and the divine broadside is feeling remarkably accurate today**
@johnhermann7498 Жыл бұрын
Why was the blonde girl's belly button bruised? Because her boyfriend is blonde too...
@ACMaddocks Жыл бұрын
Banned from the UAD steam community :( The 1.4 Beta (imho) is a train-wreck and the new weather system is unworkable... and unfun... and I admitted this in replies to several other people's posts. One thread 'Should I buy this game?' had about thirty replies, nearly all in the negative - and now nearly all deleted out as well. I was banned by a dev and all of my postings (mostly bug reports) were all deleted. It's endgame folks... the devs have no intention of making a better, more playable game... and it's just a money-grab now for the next few months until 'support ends'. I'm not really angry, as I sort of expected this... but I'm sad that a game that had so much promise and potential has gone to waste :/
@Stealth17Gaming Жыл бұрын
I keep hearing about people getting banned. I'm almost tempted to post critical messages on there to see if they'll ban me too.