Doll with scary note found in wall - Peculiar Portions Podcast #32

[@2dumd2live]

The peculiar portion podcast has become the high point of each week

[@illpunchyouintheface9094]

I love Simons PP

[@kiverismusic]

100%. I absolutely love this podcast

[@Delaterius]

I like that we get Simon's Uncut PP on youtube now

[@throwdownthenhoedown9074]

literally the only good thing on yogs not for children.

[@Permaviolet]

@Anon Ymous It's basically the yogpod, I am so glad that Simon and Lewis are back doing what they do best :)

[@edstella]

I love how basically Simon looks mostly the same as when they first started the Yogscast (and is still funny and generally lovely) and Lewis has somehow morphed into an insane man without any of the self-restraint he showed before and has physically started to morph into some sort of feudal daimyo.

[@SDawnfire]

Those trips to Japan were for research purposes

[@Wyattporter]

All Simon’s done is gain a grey patch in his beard

[@Sparkzh2o]

Also, Lewis isn’t wearing glasses like he used to. Could have contacts in though for all I know.

[@sevenpolar3483]

@@SDawnfire Lewis is still in Japan, he just sent this lookalike back to do his day job while he is away

[@leetri]

@@Sparkzh2o Pretty sure he had the laser eye surgery thing a while ago.

[@Shadowquacker]

The expression on Simon’s face when Lewis asks if the 15’ is for each of the Bigs Foot perfectly captures the sense of realisation you sometimes get when you suddenly understand that the person you’re talking to has a mind that works fundamentally differently to your own :-D

[@reginaldbastion-van-housen9825]

I love how close they sit to each other its so wholesome they have decent room but Lewis is almost snuggling up to Simon

[@SomeGuy_Somewhere]

Omg I just noticed

[@puan1211]

Could be for the camera, but yea I like it top

[@Steevie.]

Bow hunting is where you go out with ribbon and put bows on deer to make them adorable 🎀

[@RayPoreon]

And then you shoot them

[@bitnewt]

@@RayPoreon Yeah! You have to take photos of the best ones to remember them by.

[@Americanbadashh]

That sounds like a fun game alternative to hunting, tying bows around the horns with arrows

[@mannmctrash]

I know this is a joke comment but I actually cannot think of much that is scarier than the idea of trying to tie a bow on a frightened deer.

[@corey6839]

Simon and Lewis ‘yes, and’ each other for 45 minutes

[@SanteonGames]

Love how Lewis treats Reddit like this holy place of knowledge and information, bless his heart.

[@Mushnp]

I think he treats it like it's the 3rd most used website in the UK and that people post dumb shit on it 24/7

[@SanteonGames]

@@Mushnp the more you know :D

[@andrewrobinson4019]

"If we could teach Sam's Quatches to read Frank Herbert's Dune the world would be a much better place. Thank you Dolly [Parton]." ~Lewis Brindley, 2021

[@SirNightmareFuel]

24:50

[@falleithani5411]

I briefly got distracted during the bigfoot story and tuned-out for a couple minutes while I dealt with a thing, and I got back just in time to parse that line. Even as a Yogscast regular who has been here since SoI, I was _impressed_ by how quickly that got out of hand.

[@andrewjenkins9965]

Sam Scratches.

[@magiliangaming]

shoutout to the crew that film this. the camerawork adds to the whole vibe of the show greatly :D

[@ChrisBricks]

Absolutely desperate to know what Simon said that was bleeped out, I’m crying with laughter just at Lewis’ reaction, holy shit.

[@FrostedCreations]

I'm pretty sure he starts off with "generally speaking, an exorcism is when a priest fucks a woman/girl", so probably something about abortions

[@cameronwilsey9334]

Putting this here so I may get updated with people's predictions

[@coast2coast00]

@@cameronwilsey9334 Could be Numbers 5:11 onwards which are the directions for how priests should carry out abortions. "thigh" means loins according to christian scholars.

[@pepaigea]

I also must know. We probably won't find out

[@Alenthas]

i assumed it was about priests beings pedos

[@Khrayfish]

Simon goes all out for these podcasts, allowing his body to briefly be possessed by a demon just for a bit.

[@ballinbalgruuf8198]

In that brief split second the demon is inside his body. And thats gae

[@SuperEpicNiceGuy]

and once the demon leaves... it starts texting

[@Finicky9]

I love the yogpod, erm I mean Simon's whatever it's called

[@Dogtles]

Not quite the same, but I'm glad this is around anyway

[@Jash0192]

Simons PeePee

[@Mpwilson123]

30:23 just watching the wordless Lewis try to stop laughing long enough to try stop Simon finishing what’s he’s about to say. Just an alien hand wave

[@ufofanclub]

so funny how they both knew exactly what he was going to say but were laughing too much to do anything about it

[@sullivano1]

Imagine this. This is your first episode. With no context you hear them referencing sex arses. Life is good

[@Berrycah]

I missed a few episodes in between and I am pleasantly confused.

[@TheCutik]

When they started talking about old cabin in the woods I exactly knew where that story was leading lol. Simon realized it at about 29:52 and then ten seconds later when Lewis realized it too ... lol that was priceless :D :D

[@ancientturtle]

To be blessed by Simons PP every week, what truly fortunate souls we are.

[@lorddamocles2222]

Long awaited return of the 'Wot you talkin' 'bout Lewis?'

[@ohno8398]

I love how Lewis can't help but be awkward and Simon plays along just to torture him

[@drpuffington_]

I started watching you guys in 2010... since then I've watched some form of yogscast content from some yog or another almost every day. You guys are truly an important part of my life and love you all so much.

[@FriendlyKat]

Every start of Simons PP has turned into insanity. Lewis starts it off awkwardly and then Simon plays along also what a reference from Simon at the start there! And from then on the insanity continued. I'm here for it. LOL Hahahaha! Keep it up lads! Edit Top tier accents. All americans are indeed stereotypically Texan. LOL Edit: The sex arse bit absolutely KILLED ME!

[@Pratalax]

"DEY DO DO DAT DOUGH, DON'T DEY?" I fucking love when Simon whips out fucking ancient references oh my god, that hail mary! saved!

[@AimYTYT]

what's that a reference to then

[@LCFTW93]

Although I do miss the Minecraft content with Simon, I do also enjoy them talking about sex arses

[@Lordodragonss]

Simon has own channel where he puts streams.

[@caesarfromthemoon]

I love how Simon almost in every episode puts Lewis on the spot

[@simonsonlyfan8600]

I watch a lot of other Yogs but I only ever comment on Simon's PP. Also even though the pp is pretty long, I still want more. Simon's PP gets longer right?

[@Saintballer420]

I used to listen to the original 8 yogpods over and over again when i went to sleep in secondary school, Simon is practically my dad

[@Saintballer420]

@@abcxyz53 yes… after the first 8 came out there were 😂

[@Khy._]

I can have 30 other new uploads to watch and Simon's PP always comes first.

[@NevilleHang]

I love how the Jimmy Carr Liverpool ascent tutorial is baked in Simon's humor.

[@littlepuck7397]

I love how it started with "we're not going to talk about sex arse for this episode" followed by multiple references to sex arses

[@Avocajo23]

"hail Mary, full of grace, I hope you would bless this place. I've found a doll with your face, many thanks from the human race" hahahahaha nice

[@davelister1893]

Take a page out of the tom and ben playbook. “Hey Lewis…” “Hey!”

[@griffinaugustyniak7843]

I like how Lewis tries to shut the box at 30:07

[@BryanDuddridge]

Simon does SUCH a good demon voice. He needs to do this more often oml

[@A2Ztigers]

Yeah fr, how have I heard Grizwald 500 times and not the demon voice? It's Boba's anime voice all over again

[@AndrealVox]

43:45 Taking the words right out of my mouth... I love you guys. I don't look down on you haha

[@duvade1]

The things I would do to get a glimpse of video footage of the original yogpod. Specifically the “this is Michael McDonald’ segment

[@joelsweeney4024]

Only thing i watch on this channel now. I absolutely love it, a naturual continuation of the yogpod, FINALLY! (I do wish we still had halloween yogpod creepypasta readings though)

[@MrCrazyGameGuy]

Should I point out the obvious dumbassery, that the "letter" was written on a god damn notebook page and the doll is a 90's Raggedy Ann remake that someone(probably the guy who "found" the doll) picked up at a second hand store.

[@mry37]

Please don't stop guys, these make my Friday

[@prophetoftru7h]

I like that when trying to remember the words to a hail mary they defaulted to trying to turn it into some kind of limerick, which is really an improvement

[@theluftwaffle1]

Oh wow, this one really went off the deep end it felt like. Perfect Friday!

[@knitterknerd]

24:10 I live in Tennessee, and I'm specifically from East Tennessee, close to Dolly Country. I don't quite worship her like a lot of people there seem to, but I'm glad to hear that British people are aware of what a wonderful person she is. This part is even more hilarious because I can genuinely imagine her extending her charity to Sam Scratches. Also, I'm super impressed by Lewis' American accent.

[@WildBluntHickok]

I just was surprised to hear her mentioned so soon after the phrase "he could palm beach balls"

[@DarshUK1]

LOL that Bigfoot segment might be the funniest thing I've heard all year :D

[@niaztaghavi4744]

Simon oh I’m tempted because I need Jesus I was laughing so hard 😂

[@Leigh_Magee]

"Sasquatch made love to my wife" sounds like a Daily Mail article headline

[@brettlaera4789]

I love Simon so much idk why but he always will have a special place in my heart. Lewis too but Simon is just something special lol

[@tanithsfinest]

To kill the doll, salt it, burn it, then drive away in your Chevy Impala while 'Carry On My Wayward Son' plays.

[@Rajivrocks-Ltd.]

Usually I listen to new podcasts downstairs in the living room when I put tea on in the evening. WIth Peculiar Portions I can't do that XD I listen to it in my room xDDD

[@holtender1029]

Lewis doing a hail Mary reminded me of gimme the loot

[@TheyTarget]

As someone whose built houses as a living for a bit I can say yes. I do that all the time to fuck with people. Leave notes and shit in the walls mostly.

[@stig78leic]

Thanks for this, I was howling with laughter

[@amelialikesfrogs5778]

I've not thought of pranks via the medium of time capsule like this, although I can't imagine it would be very satisfying as you'll never get to know the chaos it caused

[@dethmin173]

That Big Foot section was gold.

[@GalianMode]

The spam email part got me. I had to leave the office.

[@thesmellofbacon7595]

Holy shit I love Lewis's American accent

[@d-rekwhite-knees6858]

im a sailor and when Simon said the stern in the front so confidently it made my skin crawl

[@tiredsqiz_smokes3504]

Wow I just came back to Yogscast too see how there doing from the 20th episode of Shadow of israphel to now wow you 2 have changed and grown soo much and thank you for been apart of my life PS I really enjoyed the camping trip episodes when Simon tried cooking Jaffa cakes.

[@LocalEClown_Music]

Im so glad this show exists.

[@TheDemonicJenny]

My family is big on putting newspapers in the walls/under flooring when they do projects. I live in my family home and tore up some flooring to find a newspaper my dad put in in 1982. I've also found pennies a few times.

[@Prophes0r]

I did 2 kitchen renovations this year (Mine/Brother's). I took an old Halloween skeleton and wrapped it in some torn drop-cloth which I tied into bundles with twine. I put these into the unused area of the kitchen cabinets. Heh....

[@earttu]

I had directions to the nearest supermarker behind the original wallpaper I exhumed from my 60s build--all previous owners just painted over the paper/previous paint so I guess I was the first to see it... also, a newspaper under some of the carpet to date it, I guess?

[@sabersight908]

ah yes the embodiment of what todays Yogscast is, in video form xD

[@lordlossize]

i love lewis's little "no!" at 30:05, as if begging for the sex arse joke to not be told

[@0wolfclaw064]

The plural of bigfoot is bigfi, like cacti

[@matthewrichard9626]

Managed to hold my laugh until "HUMON" the whole office turned and looked at me 😳

[@ZaneofAustin]

0:51 absolutely brilliant haha of course simon would

[@Jiskpirate]

I just come back every now and then to check if they maybe have done another minecraft adventure map. I loved those, hope they may do one some time.

[@bobby-b9876]

Cracks me up, love this!

[@walnzell9328]

15 feet is massive. There is no way those hunters just somehow stumbled upon two 15 foot prehistoric apes fighting each other without hearing them from a mile away first. I dare say they might've been able to see them if there were no leaves in the trees in the area seeing as how it was in autumn.

[@Musician84721]

We need more Simon!!! I miss simon’s hilarious creativity!!!

[@xRandomSarahx]

How was Simon's talking backwards so good 😂

[@ZGryphon]

When I was in college in the early '90s, a friend of mine knocked a hole in the wall of an on-campus apartment, and discovered behind it the repair invoice from the university's Plant Services department for the _previous_ time someone had knocked a hole in that wall, back in the '70s. Not as creepy as a murder doll, but we all found it pretty funny at the time.

[@atomicsnowglobe5582]

I want the bleeped bits uncensored on members video

[@SparksNZeros]

a sex arse full of money is gunna go down in yogscast history xD

[@moramie84]

My cats cannot handle Simon's trex sounds. They are now in a panic.

[@TheMrSomecheesyname]

As a Liverpool myself, I can confirm all contained within is correct to the best of my experience

[@thealster5350]

This is exactly what it will be like in the nursing home.

[@MegMyfawnwy]

I would love to know what Simon said at 38:05 😂😂😂

[@MaikKellerhals]

Why is the playlist for these in the wrong order? Everyone seems to do that...

[@MrJinxmaster1]

If I was selling a home I would %1000 seal a cavity and hide something creepy in there.

[@5hadow5talker]

That version of Hail Mary sounds cooler and more supernaturally effective TBH

[@ellisbailey6121]

Damn just came back to yogscast for the first time in 6 years. I feel old now. Happy I'm back though

[@dr9660]

rofl lewis asking "each" tickled me

[@klaxoncow]

"Nominus ex Lotimus" According to Google Translate, that's "Name of Lotimus". Though, more literally, "Name from Lotimus". And they say that "(I) laugh out loud" is "Rideo voce". Literally, "I laugh / smile with voice". More generally, "ridere" is the verb for laughing / smiling (Latin doesn't really differentiate). And "with voice" is how you say "aloud / out loud". So I guess "cogito voce" would be "I think out loud". Let me test that. Yup, it translates as "I think loudly", which is close enough. Yeah, guys, Google Translate speaks Latin, in case you didn't know.

[@lukem06]

After all these years, they have and have not changed…

[@TheFrozenFlame05]

Liverpool man moves because of dolls.

[@junlexip9204]

Out of the 1 year of doing this series, out of all the numerous articles they have seen, the sex arses is the one that managed to stick to them from the previous episode

[@jesselindsey9760]

4:18 That sounds suspiciously like "You are listening to the YogPod" backwards.

[@bigshoeproductions]

Lewis almost talking about Artemis Fowl really got my hopes up, then... Nothing

[@TheLateLordKardok]

I love the shitty word puns in this episode so much.

[@keengarue6579]

I think a little bit of boba in these would be amazing, just saying

[@DoctorEth]

I'm gonna say that hail Mary every night before I sleep from now on

[@woolseyevan2291]

This show just feels like lewis and Simon in a retirement home with Dementia.

[@BeraldtheGreat]

I need a full resolution picture of that Sasquatch mustache photoshop please

[@wizardapprenticeIV]

i like that simon is really good at various UK accents but the moment he is voicing a foreign character he just reverts to a Yorkshire accent

[@lilyrey9546]

I 💗 you guys you make my life easier!!

[@ForceCaptKatra]

Thank you, I love you ♡ xoxo 😘

[@Einyen]

"15 feet tall" Me: 15 normal feet or 15 big feet? How long is a big foot? How tall is 15 big feet? I feel like "feet" is the worst measurement for measuring big feet.

[@tyjay6752]

So the very first hole he knocked in had a creepy doll behind it?

[@thefinalpotato8607]

I wouldnt say it's impossible? The note though looks far to fresh to be 50 years old. edit: 60 years old. We're in the 2020's.

[@TheNarratorTube]

Laughing out Loud in latin = "ridens magna"

[@V1k1ngm4dn3ss]

As a scouser I'm cringing so hard

[@TheJshox]

I can't fucking breathe 😂