The house with a shark stuck in its roof - Peculiar Portions Podcast #42

[@Saintballer420]

The only people Lewis is keeping up with in the world of celebrities are the Chuckle Brothers, Stephen Fry and the Queen 😂 that explains it all

[@EdinMike]

RIP Paul… or was it Barry ?!

[@fenryrtheshaman]

how could u leave out the oxford talking about lewis talking about oxford? I thought you meant stephen fry and the queen are the chuckle brothers.

[@Saintballer420]

@@fenryrtheshaman how could you think the Chuckle Brothers are the queen and Stephen Fry, that is even more preposterous than my grammar mistake

[@EvanDoesGood]

I need a "Simon and Lewis Impromptu Roleplaying" Compilation

[@jsavin]

I am just so happy they are doing this show. We first found the Yogpod when my daughter was young, and then into Minecraft. I used to watch the Minecraft videos with her, just to make sure they were okay for young children, and found myself as entertained as she was. During the period when they were apart, i re listened tonall the old ones with her. Every Halloween we would listen to the Spacktacular Halloween episodes. One year we made a Yule goat. And now Simon and Lewis are back together and I couldnt be happier. They have amazing chemistry, they are funny, and Very intelligent as well. Great job guys, thank you so much!!

[@RPGkanon]

same here

[@raychanta3573]

The "River Bris" joke was such a great subtle joke that got completely glossed over. Just letting you know I appreciated it :)

[@MrRighto]

I bet that start part with Simon pretending to almost hit Lewis translated really well into the audio-only podcast

[@epiclexi1234]

the fact they know absolutely nothing about snakes😭😂 but what about all the snake news you've done!?😂 for those who don't know: snakes have eggs AND live babies! To reproduce snakes "lock tails", the male often lays on top of the female as most snakes have sexual dimorphism, females tend to be larger than males! they basically cuddle and lock tails!

[@cameronwilsey9334]

And they use their tongues to smell their surroundings rather than their noses. Also most snakes can't eat an adult human period, and they don't want to waste venom (if they have it) on something they can't eat. So as long as you don't do something to actively threaten a snake it should leave you alone as well.

[@epiclexi1234]

@@cameronwilsey9334 I'm an avid snake keeper, snakes use a variety of things to sense their surroundings including their pits/vents/what some people think are nostrils lol and yes! snakes aren't aggressive they are defensive! thank you for helping educate the world on snakes they are amazing creatures!

[@La_sagne]

can you really call it laying on top if laying is all they do all day

[@epiclexi1234]

@@La_sagne this is a good point although some snakes (arboreal) hang from foliage/trees like wet noodles, as opposed to laying on the ground like... a wet noodle. anyway, perhaps we could say "often the male snake will exist/flop on the female snake's back to lock tails" 😂👍

[@greytiger1]

I know I’m late as I’m working through these but thank you for this comment 😂 every reptile story they have done I’ve been shouting at the screen lol!

[@capulcinka]

Now we know where Ben's number 1 fan lives 😂

[@jonasquinn7977]

The real reason Lewis has been pushing people into the canal is to feed his pet crocodile

[@xSuperiorManx]

But first the victims had to "entertain" his pet sea snakes.

[@xSKlPS]

Simon and Lewis together are just the absolute best

[@dl6216]

lewis dressed like The last Samurai lol

[@lanapagnier8998]

The shark is a great landmark! I'm pretty sure it was an anti nuclear weapons thing because it looks a peace sign from above and also like a missile

[@nickdziura7373]

Is Simon adding a new colour to his beard every week?

[@rocketforthree4479]

Have you seen his Twitter profile pic? Thats his goal.

[@moldiworp9143]

Chilli and salt us gingers call it.

[@llamawaffles5559]

Actually quite impressed with Simon's not-bs stab at quantum chemistry

[@some_condiment]

Simon and Lewis talking about snake penises absolutely made my day. E621 thanks you for this amazing commentary on animal genitalia.

[@DefinitelyEllie]

Lewis and Simon are literally just like an old married couple. They remind me so much of my Uncle and his partner.

[@sumpop420]

As a resident of Oxford I can say 2 things, we don't sound like we are from Yorkshire in the slightest, and Bill was a very decent chap! Also doesn't Spiff live close to the shark, pretty sure he could imput into this?

[@CthulhuianBunny]

Are neither of them noticing the huge windows in that bathroom? Everyone could see you taking a shower and/or shit!

[@klaxoncow]

Yeah, when Simon said "wait a minute", I thought he was going to point out that you could totally watch someone taking a shit, when the toilet is right next to a big window (sure, it's a slightly frosted window but it's not very good, and you could totally still make out what's going on). But, no, he was worried that your thigh might be restricted by the shower, whilst taking said shit.

[@niatscreations4913]

Yeah but the shark would distract you from peeping through the window

[@Gabriel_OGDC]

Hah, my university halls were nearby that shark, used to walk past it whenever I went shopping

[@ZandorClegane]

New members only video, Lewis gets his temporal lobe reset.

[@xRandomSarahx]

I feel like Lewis must have nightmares of the images he's shown during these recordings 😂

[@spookygoost3620]

I love how they grab a drink at the same exact time

[@Danneleet]

Simons fish face is the same face my kid does the exact moment the feeding bottle touchen his mouth. Its so cute!

[@FlowerGuy32]

More Please! I Love These!

[@sepiaorpheus6427]

Been a while since I watched the yogscast. started watching them when i was 12 or so with shadow of isrophel. i'm 21 now and figured i would check in and see how what they are doing. its crazy to look back and see how much time has gone by and how they are still going, still just having fun, and have stayed friends after all this time, and didnt let the business side destroy their time together, mostly...

[@alvpyrola]

"The house has now been featured on a potential list of additions to the Oxford Heritage Asset Register, much to the frustration of Magnus." "However, Magnus is adamant his house is not added to the list, as he fears it will be a 'stepping stone' towards getting listed on a national basis, which would result in more planning controls." I don't think Magnus wanted the house listed..

[@theheadingtonshark]

Magnus did not.

[@callisto3828]

YO I live near the shark house its a legendary local landmark

[@sumpop420]

Oxford massive ✌

[@callisto3828]

@@sumpop420 yep ✌️

[@maddog2314]

Oh I can speak to the quantum chemist part. He most likely does calculations on the computer lol

[@guardiangarasu]

32:22 Thats exactly why my fiancée matched with me. She loved the pics I posted with my dog, and now we're engaged.

[@ryankunst668]

"what was his job, the guy who had the shark installed?" Obviously he was a quantum marine biologist.

[@Kicksticks]

Can you guy please flip the sorting of the playlist so it isnt going backwards in release order

[@keef5543]

See that shark every time I go to my local

[@Relyx]

Anyone else reminded of Karl Pilkington's review of Petra when Simon was saying it's better to live opposite the shark house?

[@yourearsaregreen]

i just like watching them flirt

[@HebaruSan]

Ahh the part of the video where Simon goes googling for animal genitals

[@sammy3212321]

This reminds me of the Sharks! debacle that CGP Grey covered a while back, involving even more shark statues on buildings and in the nearby canal

[@birdbread]

Seeing a yogs vid about the area I live is a weird feeling!

[@marsteller1658]

Got road head to this podcast. 10/10😂😂

[@NickNoobles]

I actually saw that shark house when I visited Oxford and had many questions about it, and I'm not even from England.

[@capulcinka]

in a city where i used to live they installed a metal xenomorph on a rooftop of historical building...it also annoyed many people but luckily it is still there and it looks amazing!

[@bk8230]

I am here, because I used to watch the minecraft videos. And was curious what they are up to after many many years. They are still going. Congrats.

[@EdinMike]

Lewis, you can absolutely make any alterations to a “listed” building. Fuck me you can demolish them if you want ! It all depends on a yes or no from your council. You could demolish a whole interior of a listed building if you keep the facade ! It’s all down to dumb codes which I hate… can you tell I work in the fucking building surveying industry!!!!

[@cranberrycannoli3537]

I love simons beard because it makes him look like a calico cat

[@337amm]

Anyone else wanting to see an animated show of crazy situations voiced by the yogscast now?

[@travishimebaugh8381]

The House With The Shark In Its Roof, starring Jack Black

[@MrJamesbondo07]

it almost makes more sense that a fibre glass shark got whipped up by the wind and embedded in the roof then was made a permanent fixture rather than someone one day woke up and decided to put a shark in the roof

[@wishbone4038]

Im a quantum chemist, i am simultaneously making meth and not making meth depending on whose asking

[@netyr4554]

Schrodinger's ket

[@theheadingtonshark]

When observed by law enforcement the wavefunction of the line collapses to be 100% sugar.

[@Sepppppuku]

Love this so much

[@gibospartan6185]

It’s funny that they know fish fertilise the eggs after they’re laid and assume that’s the same for snakes. Snake eggs have hard shells like chicken eggs. As such they can’t be fertilised after they’re laid, instead they need to be fertilised before the shell is formed.

[@cokedaz]

I live near by, I fucking love that shark, have done all my life. That thing needs to remain.

[@D44RK_Iced_Yogs]

I always love listening to this podcast

[@thetokutickler]

I'm ashamed to admit I learned that snakes have two penises by browsing Fur Affinity.

[@ODST_Republic]

13:02 I actually live in a town with a gas station that has a alien space ship crashed into it as a design and there are alien mannequins as well

[@g3ngar04]

PPDAY!

[@FriendlyKat]

"How do you suck eggs?" - Lewis Brindley 2022. Asking the real questions, sir. 13:10 Simons reaction to Lewis reminds me of the blinking man meme. LOL As a certified scuba diver: 14:28 No, no, he's got a point. 16:19 That needs to be one of Simons emotes. LMAOOOO SimonOOOO "I feel like I need to see what a snake penis looks like." - Simon Lane 2022. Man, we're on a roll today... Actual fun fact: Snakes do smell with their tongues. I like how they barely talked about the croc and went on a tangent about the Terminator, then proceeded to briefly talk about a dog and then focus on Italy. The tangents are strong today and I'm here for it! LOL Fantastic episode y'all!

[@100Peterll]

Chris Croc from Hat Films? damn

[@vrrrrrr-uwu]

The thing that happened in this video at one point crying emoji

[@Topless_monkey]

I don't have decent enough WiFi to watch all of this but I lived in that house while at uni. It has a face.

[@h.p.lovefella2205]

I would die for shyamalans take on terminator

[@jesselindsey9760]

2:42 Could this be the legendary Magnus Tenman? With the strength of ten man?

[@111cvb111]

Shit i've already seen on e621 does in fact include sneks having two penises, amongst other cursed knowledge.

[@VanguardJester]

how many years has it been, since i've seen a video with both lewis and simon in it?

[@maxwelljohnson6185]

Oh boy arn't you in for a treat. Simon's Peculiar Portions (or Simons PP for short) has been a weekly staple for some time. 74 episodes of Lewis and Simon being crazys, with 23 of them being nice 30-50 minuet episodes. Ya got a lot to catch up on.

[@josephhemze]

The queen shall bless this house 💩 💩 💩

[@MrSpannners]

Simon "Pretentious" Lane makes an appearance in this one.

[@MeriBadger]

25:56 💀

[@squaidinkarts]

Simon's right, the area with the toilet in it is too small.

[@greyforge27]

Hey I used to live/go to school right by that shark

[@mrcj0489]

I actual live by the shark stuck in the roof. If you want to find it just search : Oxford Headington shark

[@Americanbadashh]

5:12 Like Marget Thatcher's grave

[@thepepper191]

5:55 yo who took the picture?

[@drummanicman]

Why do I Know there was a cut about smashing the back doors in around 7:30.

[@mm-bv4zw]

Just wait till you find out about horse beans 👍

[@oliviagracekd]

Pls do Minecraft lucky blocks again!

[@jessenotte]

Shadow of israphel soon?

[@alecolson8360]

They are so cute

[@DrParanoidAndroid]

Anyone else find the size and style of font used to display the headline like at 1:25 really difficult to read?

[@divamon5602]

WOOOP!

[@saz1241]

Guys, I feel personally victimised. My Google Pixel 6 XL is happily supporting my use of a T9 keyboard in its full glory. All you need is the Chinese Pinyin Google keyboard and it works a treat. So much quicker to type than with a qwerty on a phone. Imagine trying to type texts in your pencil case in lessons back in the 00s, T9 made that work

[@MatthewGompertLordOfSealand]

I legit bought a phone because it had snake on it. played the crap out of it

[@shadowLurker4v]

The queen doesn't shit anywhere anymore, she is dead :V

[@gg_sam7847]

I imagine the break up of the couple at the end will be very awkward

[@olliepop369]

5:47 who made this, how was it made and most importantly, why was this made?

[@grumpy5203]

new twitch emote?

[@klaxoncow]

I'm sure that Italian mountain is named "St. Dolmio". Named after the tomato sauce range.

[@epictom3423]

Epic

[@mikewifak]

Sorry, been away since like diggy diggy hole. Lewis looks like bad sensei from a cancelled Karate Kid sequel. Lewis looks exactly as he should. Carry on.

[@tyneadik7189]

I think the image at 5:47 might be treason

[@grandmatrain1352]

32:25 Lewis dogpilled arc?

[@deathgod4722]

I feel like they did the shark in roof thing already as well..

[@Ghoul-dash]

I can’t believe you guys have gray hair already 😭 you guys were my childhood

[@davidmurray3542]

Simon is in his 40s and Lewis is in his 30s; they both look fine for their age tbh. Grey hair is genetic and can happen at any age.

[@Ghoul-dash]

@@davidmurray3542 true, but it’s just the general idea when you grew up knowing gray hair usually means they’re getting old. But they definitely look healthy and still the same regardless. Amazing human beings

[@cotheturtle2748]

Shar

[@MrThebarron007]

hi

[@Adam-ml9vg]

what I've found watching these episodes is that Lewis is very much a yes man and during their improv will always say yes and work with what Simon gives out however in contrast Simon is very much a no man. This tends to throw Lewis off completely during their improv sessions and although it works sometimes, most of the time it just leaves dead air

[@Cizzo8]

Yes and No man lore

[@WildBluntHickok]

One of the earlier episodes Lewis says no to one of Simon's flights of fancy and Simon comments something like "C'mon Lewis, I know you've been to improv class too. It's not 'No', it's 'yes and'. Work with me here." Sounds like a damn good comedy rule to me.

[@tombeedall486]

These episodes are getting shorter I swear and I don't like it

[@marliseweber1891]

🎅🤶

[@PotentiallyAndy]

11 views then me

[@zeveroarerules]

Speaking about "heteronormative" when speaking about fish reproduction is rather silly. If not downright stupid :) They reproduce in that way and the words used are male and female. They, as far as we know, don't even identify as fish since that doesn't mean anything to a fish.

[@joostswg]

pretty sure they already did the shark roof story before, kinda lazy nobody checks to see if they do stories twice

[@plu5]

i don’t think they did; i compile a spreadsheet with all the stories they’ve done since the start, and it has not appeared on there before today. i can’t link the spreadsheet because my comment gets auto-deleted, check the subreddit.

[@tubasil8786]

They defo havent

[@OlilittleCoUkAbout]

Fairly sure it came up as a conversation point when they were discussing a different story, so not directly discussed but mentioned before

[@Shosty]

Kinda lazy that you didn't check to see if they did the story twice xD

[@A_Ereira]

"kinda lazy nobody checks to see if they do stories twice" Ironic.

[@shalaemorgan3967]

Jobs will pay your bills, business would make you rich but investment makes and keeps your wealth. So I would advice you invest in crypto currency like bitcoins right now and make huge profits

[@johnsmith6497]

I've made 69 dollars from the a$$ coin

[@johnsmith6497]

Me and Ronald Clark are bum friends

[@tubasil8786]

Wow that’s an impressive amount of bots

[@HAKIMEOVER9000]

This is getting boring, I bet it will be cut soon

[@keef5543]

See that shark every time I go to my local